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01x11 - Rio de Janeiro

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Undead Unluck". Aired: October 6, 2023.*
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An unlucky girl meets an undead guy. The two work together well with their super abilities, but discover a conspiracy involving superhumans.

01x11 - Rio de Janeiro

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[Anno] Apocalypse

issues the quest results

before Fuko and Andy,

including the failure

to capture the Negator Unseen.

Several clues lead Andy

to believe that Unseen

was taken by Unrepair.

Signifying the existence

of Negators who may be enemies,

the Roundtable falls silent.

And then as a penalty

for not being able

to complete all quests,

UMA Galaxy is unleashed

into the world.

Juiz mentions that penalties

from Apocalypse have

the possibility to drive

humanity to extinction.

Those words prove true

as Acks an alien race

Invades with a massive fleet

to conquer Earth.

Juiz fends off

the invaders using

her Negator ability Unjustice

and then orders the pursuit

of Negators to fill the 11th

seat of the Roundtable.

Sensing an upcoming battle,

Andy volunteers to

approach Unrepair.

A new dawn shines

golden light upon

the reddish lands before them.

[Andy] I'll take care of 'im.

If their ability's

true to their name,

just a single attack

may prove to be fatal.

Very well, then.

And Fuko, you go as well.

[grunts]

Roger that.

Since you helped me,

it's time to return the favor!

[Fuko shuddering]

SEPTEMBER 8TH

[whimpers]

RIO DE JANEIRO,

BRAZIL

LEBLON BEACH

SHOPPING BLON

MENSWEAR SECTION

[whimpering]

Ah! Everyone's fancy!

[whimpers]

Sorry 'bout the wait.

What took you so long?

I don't belong here!

It's embarrassing!

[gasps]

[Andy] You know, it's been

a while since I've gotten

decked out in a suit like this.

Well, am I looking good or what?

Whoa, your long legs.

And chiseled frame, Andy.

Yeah, you look like some kind

of ritzy celebrity.

[Andy] I'm not askin'

ya what I look like.

I'm askin' ya if you

like what you see.

Huh? Does that even matter?

It does!

- [whimpers]

- So, fess up.

- How are the threads?

- Way too close.

- Do you like "em? Huh?

- Way too close!

[Andy] Come on.

[QUEEN BEE's "01" playing]

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[singing in Japanese]

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♪♪

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A FEW HOURS AGO

[jet engines roaring]

A black market auction, huh?

Yep.

It's an auction that

deals with Negators,

UMAs, and Artifacts the Union

has had trouble controlling.

[exhales]

[Andy] Their operation's

been busted up before.

But it appears as if they're

now back in business.

[gasps]

[Andy chomps]

[Andy] The guys behind

it are mafia types

from all over the world.

It's always held at

a random location

so tracking them down's tough.

Juiz managed to

locate 'em, though.

Turns out the next auction

will be tomorrow night.

Being held on a luxury liner

that's docked at the port

of Rio de Janeiro.

Rio de Janeiro?

Could that mean

[Apocalypse] Location

of Negator Unrepair.

They're right here.

[Andy] Yeah.

It's likely we'll

find Unrepair there.

Though it's anyone's guess

if he's buying or selling.

[groans]

So here's what's gonna go down.

We both infiltrate

the ship using

the passes Nico made.

Infiltrate it? Is it safe?

But of course we can't

show up dressed like this.

Only a select few celebs

are allowed aboard.

Which means disguises, yeah?

Oh!

[whimpering]

It's it's so short!

[screams]

Hmm.

So is covering

yourself up some kind

of habit you picked up or what?

S Shut up!

It's your fault for picking

the most revealing stuff!

[Andy] When we first met you were

revealing plenty with that top.

[groans]

[Fuko] I was planning on dying!

I just threw something on, okay?

Besides, that doesn't explain

all your skimpy choices now!

We'll need as much

surface area as possible

- for big strokes of un

- Yeah, likely story! Please!

You'd sure love that,

but what about me?

And other people could get hurt!

Huh? What are you talkin' about?

No one is laying

their hands on ya.

You're goin' to this

shindig as my gal.

[whimpers]

[Andy] But if showin' some skin

will make you too embarrassed

to enjoy yourself, then fine.

You can wear whatever you like

when you've got me with you.

[groans]

But you do know these guys

buy people with money, right?

Hittin' them with a stroke

of unluck would probably do

- the world some good.

- Wha

I can't do that!

If I'm not careful,

they could end up dead!

Hmm?

[Fuko groans]

[grunts]

Did you really slip

in another skimpy one?

[snickers]

[growls]

[Fuko] Miss Juiz?

I was wondering,

what made you choose

to assign me to this mission?

[Juiz] Hmm?

Our highest priority right now

is securing an 11th member.

- Now we want.

- Let me guess.

Unrepair? I'll take care of 'im.

Very well, then.

I'll assign backup

for insurance.

Take Tatiana along with you.

[Tatiana] Wait, uh, me?

And Fuko, you go as well.

[groans]

[grunts]

[Juiz] Is there a problem?

I can see the point

of sending Tatiana with him

since she looks

tough and everything,

but why send me, too?

I'd just drag them both down.

It's simple.

I'm acting in accordance

to my own justice.

And justice to me

is to protect this planet

and the innocent

people who inhabit it.

In fact, that is the same reason

why I ordered Shen and Void

to k*ll you.

I couldn't let you roam free.

I believed that would endanger

this planet.

However, seeing our recent fight

with Victor no, Victhor

Made me think.

That unluck of yours,

if we manage to control it,

it might just be strong enough

to k*ll God.

But your power is

far from sufficient

in its current state.

Ragnarok is drawing

ever near as well.

For that reason,

might I request that you

continue working with Andy?

Connect with him and

do what it takes

To fall in love with him.

Huh?

Ah, that's it! I have had it!

If this doesn't work,

just take Miss Juiz!

Whoa, looks good!

Eight outta ten!

[stammering]

Be confident. Hold your head up.

- Arms to the side, not in front.

- [stammering]

Huh?

There, a ten!

Let's get this one.

[stammers]

[Andy] Is it too

tight in the chest?

[Fuko] A little.

[Andy] We'll have 'em do

a little tailoring, then.

[Andy] You can have it all

delivered to the hotel.

- [Fuko whimpering]

- [Andy] Hmm?

[whimpers]

[snickers]

We've got time to k*ll.

- So how 'bout a walk?

- Huh?

Hmm!

Mm-hmm!

Hey, by the way.

Hmm?

[Andy] 'Bout that stroke

of unluck the other day.

Huh?

Wh What about it?

[Andy] When am I gonna get some?

[Fuko] Huh?

[breathing erratically]

[snarls]

Why are you runnin'?

- Come back!

- No way!

I got the hint!

Lemme get a meteor

shower all my own!

I knew it! [groans]

[Andy] Aww, come on!

I didn't get to eat that blast!

Victor did! I was the

one who smooched ya!

That unluck should

have been mine!

[Fuko] Not my problem!

We only did that

out of necessity!

And this isn't! Count me out!

What a dope.

Think you can buy time with some

random stroke of unluck?

Well, too bad! Right now I'm

In full armor mode!

FULL ARMOR MODE =

WEARING CLOTHES

Clothy!

- Karma!

- [Fuko grunts]

[groans]

[wind howls]

Huh? Wait, is this

gonna get me, too?

- [tires squealing]

- [Clothy screaming]

Ah, sorry, Clothy.

I'll get ya a nice

ball of yarn later.

[Anno] A ball of yarn.

UMA Clothes' favorite food.

Oh! This was

a combo-type stroke of unluck.

[Anno] Combo type.

Low-potency strokes

of singular unluck

occurring in a chain

reaction-like style.

[Fuko] Sorry, it ended up

a lot bigger than I thought.

So about him.

Huh?

Just thinkin' about

that Victor guy.

I don't even know who he is,

but I mean, hell,

it's not like I've got

a grasp on who I am, either.

He said somethin' about

him being the original.

For all I know, it's true.

I've barely got any childhood

memories for myself.

[grunts]

Without this card

here in my noggin,

I would fall apart.

He might show up

again someday

And try to attack you

and anyone else around.

- If that happens

- Don't worry about it.

If it does, I'll use my unluck

and save you over

and over again.

So long as you're

in there, Andy

I'll never give up.

Now, come on!

We've gotta get

ready for tonight!

Yeah. You're right.

[gasps]

[whimpers] Crap.

Forgot my gloves are

still off. Sorry!

- [shouting]

- [groans]

Tatiana?

[Tatiana] Oh, it's you, Fuko.

That's strange.

According to my calculations,

I was set to drop near the port.

[Fuko] Guess my unluck gave

you a little detour.

[Tatiana] Well, whatever.

I assume the boss filled you in?

In approximately seven hours,

you two will be going undercover

to board that ship,

during which I will infiltrate

from another point of entry.

The auction is scheduled

to commence after

a c*ck party.

You two will search for Unrepair

from the inside

and I'll cover the outside.

I'm sure you'll see some pretty

gruesome stuff in there.

But don't blow your cover

until Unrepair is located.

[snickers]

[Tatiana] Oh, Fuko, take this.

I heard you were

going to wear a dress

so I had Mr. Nico remodel

the necktie that members wear.

I hope you like it.

Oh, wow, thanks!

[Tatiana] Oh, one more thing.

Those forged passes have

you down as a married couple.

[squawks]

[Tatiana] So put on

a good act, you two!

[giggles]

[distant giggling]

[distant horn blows]

[snickers]

Shall we embark, my honey?

Y Yes, my darling!

SEPTEMBER 9TH

12:30 A.M.

DEPARTURE FROM POR

OF RIO DE JANEIRO

Careful, now.

[grunts]

[Andy] We're about to enter

the underbelly of society.

Don't think about

any heroic stunts in there.

But even still,

don't go losing sight

of what you believe

is right, either.

[grunts]

- [Andy] Let's do this.

- [Fuko] Okay.

[beeping]

I must know.

That cryptid you won in

the previous auction?

How did it fair?

Oh, I wasn't able

to use it at all.

Andy, what exactly is a cryptid?

They're talkin' about UMAs.

I was actually thinking

of cooking it up sometime.

Care to join?

- Why, yes.

- [Fuko gasps]

Just tune 'em out.

Save your ears.

[guest 1] Did you hear?

They say that a Negator's

the main item for this auction.

[guest 2] Oh, quite

a rarity indeed.

It's impressive they managed

to find one considering

they're always dying on us.

Apparently they're easier

to find now than ever.

Hmm? What do they mean, easier?

Could be the

language unification.

[Apocalypse] The unification of

all the world's languages.

Altering the

memories and cultures

of all non-Negators.

All languages have now

been unified to English.

[groans]

Oh, let's grab those open seats!

Remember, the only reason you

can still chat with Shen

is that necktie.

Oh, you mean

Negators that can't

speak English.

Yep.

With everyone's suddenly

speaking in English,

they're gonna stick out.

Then that reward doesn't seem

like it's very good for us, huh?

Not necessarily.

The Union has a hell

of an information network

of their own.

As long as we're one step ahead,

the target's ours.

Hmm?

You're not eatin'?

But what's better for them?

- Hmm?

- Bringing them to the Union,

or letting them

be sold off here?

Hmm.

They're about the

same, aren't they?

Ya either die during the quest

or become a fat cat's plaything.

I wonder what kind

of person they are

The one up for auction.

Why'd you say that?

Maybe they're like me

A big inconvenience

to those around them.

If so, they've probably led

a really hard life.

Not knowing why their

ability's happening to them.

Not knowing what they should

or shouldn't do.

So I was about to choose death.

You know, I used

to think folks that ended up

as Negators

had only three courses in life.

They could accept

their ability and live,

fall into despair

and choose death,

or double down and embrace

a life of crime.

But there is a fourth choice.

And that is to eliminate

the source itself to k*ll God.

After I met you,

joining the Union was

an off-handed thing.

But getting to know

them changed my mind.

You don't need to

accept, give up,

or double down on

anything. You can fight.

That's why Union's got my vote.

So what about you, Fuko?

I'm not sure.

I can't accept myself.

Back then I was so

close to giving up.

But I would say

[mafia thug 1] We'll have

to ask you to leave.

This area's strictly

off-limits to non-personnel.

Come on, boys. Do me a solid.

I wanna show my

girlfriend here the stars.

[groans]

You've been warned once.

Guest or not, I won't ask again.

You think your pretty boy looks

can charm the mafia?

- Latla.

- What is it?

Am I gonna die here?

Yes, you take a fatal shot

through the head.

That so?

Oh, well. Can't have that.

[mafia thug 1] Hmm?

- [both grunting]

- Oh, my.

[both gasping]

- [shouts]

- [groans]

[mafia thug 2] He cut our necks

before I could even react!

[mafia thug 1]

He sliced the carotid artery!

Gotta stop the bleeding!

- [groans]

- [mafia thug 1] My hands

Why can't I move my hands?

Um, thanks for this.

[whistles]

Hey, Kain, come here!

[groans]

[both groaning]

You see, if you

weren't such a baby,

you coulda snuck

onboard like that.

What, drenched in

bile? I think not!

This is yours, Rip.

Hmm?

Should I have brought

a suit to wear, too?

Nah, we'll be

running amok anyway.

Dress code be damned.

Thanks, Latla, but

you can toss that now.

I won't be needing it.

[groans]

[Creed] Well, are

there really any here?

There is. But just

the one, though.

I say let's take them now.

[laughs]

And you said that we

wouldn't find any, Latla!

Your fortune telling is way off!

Shut up, will ya?

You got lucky, that's all!

Feng, so glad you could join us.

Uh, Rip, he only speaks

Chinese. Remember?

[laughs]

Oh, right. Sorry, I forgot.

[speaking Chinese]

THANKS FOR COMING OU

[Feng speaking Chinese]

NO NEED FOR THANKS

[laughs]

[grunts]

[Tatiana whimpers]

Zombie, we've got big trouble!

- We have infiltrators

-I'm not Zombie.

- on the deck of the ship!

-I already told you, I'm Undead,

[Tatiana] And they were

speaking -ball brat.

- a language other than English!

-Huh?

[Tatiana] A man

with an eye patch

slit the necks of

some mafia guys

and they got all

weird afterwards!

- [g*nshots]

- There are four in total,

and at least two of 'em

are confirmed Negators.

They're after the Negator

being put up for auction!

What do we do, boss?

They must be

Negator hunters.

This group has come up

- quite a bit as of late.

- Man chill out.

- That's their unofficial name.

- Not fair! I wanna go!

Are these the same

ones who took Unseen?

[Juiz] Most likely, yes.

We have one thing in common:

that they also specialize

in collecting Negators by force.

But the difference

lies in our objectives.

We who are aligned with Union

are seeking to k*ll God.

To be freed of rules.

Them, on the other hand

They are seeking revenge

against the world

[g*nsh*t]

They dispose of

collected Negators

they deem worthless.

Well, I suppose that's

another thing we have in common.

- [Fuko] We do not!

- [grunts]

At least that's not why

you tried to k*ll me.

You did it in order

to protect people, right?

These powers, being a Negator

It can be sad and painful.

But even so

Taking it out on the

world is not right!

[snickers]

- Let's go!

- Yeah!

TO BE CONTINUED

[Kairi Yagi's

"know me" playing]

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[singing in Japanese]

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