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Everything to Me (2024)

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Everything to Me (2024)

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- Hi.

You didn't tell me they built

an Apple store next door.

- Yeah, there's practically

one on every corner.

Don't tell me that it

actually threw you.

I thought that, that

was just your schtick.

- It's not schtick.

- Okay, well, if you could just

smile, because you're so pretty.

- No, I really don't want to

do this right now.

- Please, please, please,

please, please.

- No, no, I just need to focus.

Thank you.

- Smile.

Oh my God! No, so cute-

- Hi everybody.

Uh...

Good evening.

My name is Claudia Lerner.

Um...

Silicon Valley is exciting,

but it can also be

pretty suffocating.

It hasn't always been that way.

Some places are

more than a place.

They can hold power.

They can change you.

You're probably asking yourself,

who is this young female

author standing at the podium?

And I wish I asked myself that

same question a lot sooner.

So without further ado,

this is the Book of Jobs.

It was 1998.

Here in my own private paradise,

I felt completely safe.

My parents had

planted us smack dab

in the center of Silicon Valley.

My dad preached the

possibility of this place.

It was my Garden of Eden.

My oldest memories

are of these giants.

I remember searching

for where the trees

ended and the sky began.

California became my religion,

and there was a messiah here.

- All right.

- My little

hands grabbed hold

of the apple and bit down.

Hard.

- People were

running

and someone was shouting,

something hit the building,

something hit the building.

- Well,

we saw just moments ago,

we saw in our studio here,

a plane,

crashed into the south tower

of the World Trade Center,

that was the second plane.

So, two planes have

now crashed, uh,

each into one of the

World Trade Center towers.

What we can only

surmise at this point...

- Thank you for showing

me what a loving home

I have to return to after

a 14-hour day at work.

- I don't have

any other time

to talk to you

about these things.

You're never here and when

you are it's no different from

when you're not.

- What do you

want me to say?

I work my f*cking

a*s off for our family.

- Bullshit! This isn't for

us, it's your ego, you never

outgrew that sh*t.

- We had an agreement,

now you're unhappy with it.

- We had a partnership.

It's not working,

this isn't working.

That's why I think we

need to be realistic

and actually talk about it.

- This is not talking.

- I just... I'm

trying to tell you

how it feels on our end.

This isn't Boo's door.

Boo? What's Boo?

- That's what I decided to

call her, is there a problem?

- Sully, you're not

supposed to name it.

Once you name it, you start

getting attached to it.

Now put that thing back where

it came from, or so help me!

Oh, hey!

We're rehearsing a scene

for the upcoming company

play called, uh,

Put That Thing Back Where

it Came From or So Help Me.

It's a musical.

Put that thing back where

it came from, or so help me.

- It was sensational,

I can't even describe it.

- Listen, Sweetie.

- Who follows up a run like

that with something even better?

I mean, he does Toy Story,

A Bug's life,

Toy Story 2 , and now this.

- Buddy, we need to

discuss something.

- And that ending, even the

adults teared up, honest to God.

- This is really important.

- I can't believe

I've been twice now and you

still haven't seen this.

How about we go next Friday?

I say we beat the rush-

- We're getting a divorce.

- Nice one.

- What was I supposed to do?

Honey, I know this

is gonna be difficult

so if you want to talk

about anything,

we can discuss anything.

Get down, get down!

- Earthquakes were

an inevitability

of living on the

San Andreas fault.

I just didn't expect

one in my own home.

I found comfort in the

fact that Jobs was born

into a broken family.

- Have a great first day.

- Thanks, Mom.

- Here, let me help.

- Thanks.

First day of middle school and

my backpack breaks, go figure.

- Well, you shoved enough books

in here to build a library.

How many classes are you taking?

- Eight.

- Hey, look! We both have

art elective after lunch.

- Awesome! You know,

Steve Jobs is an artist.

That's how he came up with such

beautiful designs for Apple,

and that's why I

signed up for art.

Are you any good at drawing?

If you are, maybe you could

design computers one day, too.

I just get excited about things.

- I'm Lucy.

- Claudia.

- Let's go.

- How does someone

become your best friend?

I was careful.

She was carefree.

But Lucy always

told me the truth.

- Sunflower G4?

Nice.

- You're kind of

weird about computers.

- I'll be just like him.

- Who?

- I'm going to be Steve

Jobs, but a girl, of course.

- You know, you're

completely nuts.

- Don't you have an iPod?

Look.

You just connect it

to your computer,

and can have all the songs

you want right in your hand.

- Cool.

- Who's that?

- It's my dad.

- Don't be sad.

It will get better.

- How can you say that?

- Because it has to.

Oh, what do you want

to listen to next?

- I don't really want to

listen to music anymore.

- Just try to think positive,

visualize what you want.

- What if that doesn't work?

- We should make a pact.

We promise to stay best

friends no matter what

for our whole lives.

- You're kind of insane.

- We'll start by

sticking together through

high school, then we'll

go to the same college.

- Where do you want to go?

- Stanford, obviously.

I'll study computers

like Steve Jobs,

and you can...

- Be a painter,

or a veterinarian.

Maybe an archaeologist.

- You like that color,

huh?

- It's called Macintosh.

Like the computer and the logo.

- Yeah, I get it.

Hey, hey, wait, wait, can I,

can I talk to you for a second?

There's something I

wanted to tell you.

You know how I've been going

to the doctor a lot recently?

- Yes.

- Well, they've been trying

to figure some things out.

And, it turns out that...

I have cancer.

But, I am optimistic.

They are catching it very early.

- On the outside,

I was silent.

Inside, every corner of my brain

was firing on a loop siren.

She will not die.

She will not die.

She will not die.

- And the doctors

have a whole plan.

I'm starting

treatment next week.

- At Stanford?

- Yeah.

- How lucky are we?

- W-what do you mean?

- To have revolutionary

research being done right

here in our own backyard.

Those doctors will have

everything you need.

- Yeah, Stanford

Hospital is wonderful.

- It's all because of Jobs.

They just blow all the

other hospitals

right out of the water.

He's made them totally

raise their game.

- Did you join some kind

of cult or something?

- People must travel from

all over to get treated here.

- You know Stanford's been

around a lot longer

than Steve Jobs?

- This is the gold

standard, the Emerald City.

If you've got cancer,

Stanford's the place to be.

- Yes.

- You're going to get the best

treatment in the world

because Steve Jobs represents

the best in the world

and wouldn't live

anywhere else.

You're going to beat this.

- Well, that is the plan.

And I am gonna fight so hard.

But just in case this

treatment doesn't work out,

you know, there's trials

all over the country.

- You've got this, Mom.

Huh!

Huh!

Booyah!

- Jobs was

infamous

for his reality

distortion field,

a phenomenon in which he

would convince himself

and those around him to

believe almost anything.

Utilizing a perfect c*ck

of charisma, hyperbole,

and persistence.

He thought he could make

the impossible possible,

I believed I could do the same.

- Oh, how

beautiful is this?

- Mom's getting chemo today.

- Yeah.

And, I feel...

I feel terrible about that, but

we are here.

In our favorite restaurant,

having just driven the

most beautiful road

in the world and...

Hey,

remember how much you like

the creme brulee here?

- I do remember.

I remember because

we've been here

a hundred times as a family.

Mom has cancer and we're here

getting caramelized custard.

Why don't we hop in the car

and you can drive us home?

You can go back to being

a good husband and father,

and we can put this

whole thing behind us.

- That is enough.

- Enough with the

midlife crisis, Dad.

- Okay.

- You're better than that.

- This is beyond inappropriate,

Daniella is sitting right here.

- You're so right,

I'm sorry.

Daniella, let me ask you.

Do you think my dad should be

dating someone 10 years younger?

Or go back to his sick wife who

needs him and his only daughter?

- Claudia, leave

her out of this.

- Look, Daniella, you

seem like a nice lady.

I love your hair.

Why don't you tell

us your address,

and we can drop you

off on our way home?

- I doubt she wants you

knowing where she lives now.

- Claudia, I don't think

I deserve any of this.

- You are making her feel awful.

- So quick to defend her.

- Give us a break.

- What will it take? Huh?

I'll get better grades?

I'll stop being so annoying.

- Claudia, contrary

to what you think,

it isn't about you all the time.

I'm not gonna sit here listening

to this petulant sh*t all day.

I am the parent,

you are the child.

This conversation is over.

- Do you want to talk about it?

Before my dad's stroke, my

mom found out he was cheating.

They were gonna get a divorce.

Now she's stuck

taking care of him.

We can't put our faith in men.

Otherwise, we will

end up like our moms.

- I can think of some

great male role models,

like Steve Jobs, for instance.

- Jobs had a kid with

his ex-girlfriend

who he rejected for

nearly a decade.

- If you think you're

helping, you're not.

- Look,

I don't exactly know what went

down with your parents,

and I don't have to.

I'm just saying, I know what

it feels like to be betrayed.

- Has it ever dawned on

you that I'm not like you?

That I'm not like

other girls at all?

I'm a rebel, a misfit,

I see things differently.

You can vilify me-

- Oh, my God.

If you keep quoting a

think different commercial,

I'm actually gonna throw up.

- I have to go to the bathroom.

No.

No.

No.

This isn't happening.

- What are you doing in there?

What's that?

- Nothing.

- Why'd you just throw

your underwear away?

- I had an accident.

- You're not 4 years old.

- Just leave it alone.

- What the hell is going on?

- I just...

I just got my period, I think.

- Impressive, it'll be fine.

First of all, throwing

your underwear away

won't make it go away.

It'll just make it worse.

Look, we'll just get you a pad.

- There's no pads?

Do you have any?

- Of course not, you know

I haven't gotten mine yet.

- What am I going to do?

I can feel it down there now,

I can't go back outside.

- Well, we either ask your

dad's girlfriend for help or...

- But, I haven't gotten

to that chapter in the

American Girl Body Book yet.

- Claudia, talk to me.

What's going on in there?

- Won't go in.

Luce, I don't think

I can do this.

There's a reason girls don't

use tampons right away.

- You need to relax.

- Can you change the

angle or something?

- To what? This?

- Ouch!

- How about this?

- Lucy!

- Give me some help

on the direction here!

- Try changing it 15

degrees clockwise.

- I'm not a mathematician.

- I'm telling you, I think

there's something wrong.

Maybe my vag*na is messed up.

Maybe I have the one vag*na

that doesn't work right

and the tampons won't fit.

- And as I sat

there in despair, it hit me.

W-W-S-D.

- What would Steve do?

Innovation is saying no

to a thousand things.

- Are you quoting Steve Jobs

while you try and put

in a tampon?

- I'm just changing the

direction a little bit.

Maybe, if I...

Ah-ha! It's in!

- It's in?

- It's in! Ah!

- Some

obsessions fade

once high school comes along.

Mine just grew stronger.

- You have the animal cells, and

the plant cells, the plant cells

are more rigid, they have

a really thick cell wall.

And then the animal cells

have a really good membrane,

so they're more squishier,

and if you just remember that,

- Hey, Claudia, sorry.

Can you help me with that?

- There you go.

- Thank you.

And thank you, Lucy.

Thanks, Claudia.

So, a little birdie told

me that, Mr. Dotnick

brought in pie yesterday?

- Yeah, that was

because yesterday

was March 14th,

you know.

Pi, 3.14.

- Uh-huh, well, March

15th is now Donut Day

because I'm a big zero.

- Lame.

- Hi, Claudia.

- Hey, Quentin.

- Okay, my lovable zombies,

I have a very special

surprise for you.

We have a guest speaker

today, he should be here...

Oh, there he is right now.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is Nelson,

and he's here to talk

to us about nutrition.

Okay, ooh, firm grip.

Whenever you're ready.

- My name,

is Nelson Ovadan.

I'm certified NCSF,

NASM, and NSCA.

And I'm here today to talk to

you about having a healthy diet.

This, was me just around your

age in my godforsaken excuse

for a body, weighing

in at over 400 pounds.

I was a few sausage pizzas away,

from ending up in a body bag.

Or worse, being stuck

in a wheelchair.

Having lost my limbs to

type 2 diabetic shock.

- Are you're scared

straight, yet?

- Being forced upon a caretaker,

like a cow at the farm.

- Meera?

Meera, are you okay?

- I freaked out.

I just had to get out of there.

- Take it easy.

Is this something that's

been going on for a while?

- No.

Well...

I guess.

Sort of.

It's mostly nothing,

seeing as I've skipped

lunch every day this week.

I mean, I am

completely overwhelmed.

They, they keep telling

us how to be, but

but every version is different,

and you have to make it seem

like you're not even

trying, you know?

I...

finally achieve a thigh gap.

Then, our soccer coach tells

me the team is depending on me,

so I get strong again, but

then I'm overflowing my

skinny jeans, it's

like I can't keep up.

And...

and I mean, if I get anything

less than an A minus,

I won't get into a great

college and then I won't get a

great job to set me up for my

great career and then there's

my parents, they moved here from

India, you know, and there's

a certain way I'm

supposed to be.

I've gotta make them

proud their way but,

but it's not the same

as this way, and I just

feel like I'm getting whiplash,

and, and the worst part about

it all is that I'm

f*cking starving.

- You've got a lot going on.

I mean, we all do.

I'm here for you.

Whatever you need.

- Ah, you're so...

perfect, all the time.

How are your feet

still on the ground?

- I just ask what he would do.

- Jesus?

- My hero, Steve Jobs.

- Oh.

Yeah, I've heard that about you.

- What used to feel

like a far-off destiny was now

just around the corner.

It was time to be

proactive about my future.

Steve Jobs didn't

go to Stanford,

but it embodied

everything he stood for.

sh**t.

Come on, Claudia.

Visualize.

And innovate.

Ugh!

- What did that

thing ever do to you?

What are you working on?

- My coding homework.

- Oh.

You're exhausted.

Why are you working yourself

to death over this class?

- It's a special

upperclassmen elective.

- You're only in ninth grade,

why don't you just drop it?

- I'm getting a leg

up for Stanford.

Not all incoming college

freshmen have the chance

to take computer

science in high school.

- Well, what if you switched

to advanced literature

or creative writing?

- It's just a few late nights.

- Well, don't go crazy

for something that

makes you so unhappy.

Life is short.

- Mom, I don't have

time to get into a whole

cancer talk right now, okay?

I have too much to do.

- Your hero wasn't an

engineer, you know.

He was the creative.

- I can handle it.

- Has your school talked to

you guys at all about that

teenager that k*lled

themselves by the train tracks?

- It wasn't an Oaks student.

- No, but they went to a

high school down the street.

These things can be contagious.

I just want to make sure Oaks

is talking to you and not

brushing it under the rug.

- Mom.

I'm sorry, but I'm

really busy right now.

- Well, do you want me to look?

I pick up things pretty easily.

- I need to learn how

to do this on my own.

- Hmm.

I used to be a pretty good

f*cking engineer, you know.

Before I married your

dad and had a kid,

but, everyone seems to

have forgotten about that.

- Her first memory

was watching the Apollo 17

launch on TV when

she was 4 years old.

Like the fire

beneath the rocket,

it ignited something in her.

It was in an

environmental biology class

where she met my dad.

She went to college to

study aerospace engineering,

the sole female student

in her department.

She, was the trailblazer I

kept telling myself I was.

- Every single year, we go-

- Somewhere along

the way, she figured out that

the thing that she and my dad

bonded over when they were

young was what drove them apart.

- ...into Pebble Beach as a

group, and I did it one time.

- She came to

resent him for the dreams

she surrendered even though

she had done so willingly.

- We have the money,

doesn't mean that we should

burn it on toys.

- I'm not burning it,

it's not burning it.

These are not toys.

- I don't know what else to do.

- We used to be each other's

biggest heroes, we used

to be each other's

biggest cheerleaders.

- Yeah. I'm trying to tell you

that I'm hurt!

That's just what I wanted

to share with you.

- I have feelings too.

I am hurt too, you don't think

that I want to share things

with my partner?

- Yeah, I don't think...

- And he chose his

career over everything else.

- Just because I am

working long hours,

it doesn't mean I'm

cheating on you.

- I am not an idiot!

- You're paranoid.

- You're pathetic!

- If this is your way of

trying to get my attention,

it's ridiculous.

The only way you know how

to be close to someone,

is to yell at them.

- Then came

the cancer.

When she heard the

words, cancer free,

she believed she had won.

Mom and I had lived together,

just the two of us, for 8 years.

We'd grown dependent

on one another.

- Oh I see someone finally

decided to come home.

It's not like I wasn't waiting

for half an hour after school

and finally had to call

Lucy to give me a ride.

What's the point of a cell

phone if you never use it?

I mean, really,

I called you five times.

You know, these magic

little things in our pockets

have multiple methods

of communication.

A simple text wouldn't

have sufficed.

Mom?

- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I left you at school.

I am just a human being.

I am trying to be strong.

- You are strong,

you're a badass.

- Stop it, Claudia!

I don't need you to

cheer me up right now.

I'm sorry.

It came back.

It came back.

But I just...

I just needed a

minute to myself.

- Mom.

- And I don't...

I don't want to

talk about it yet.

I don't want to be convinced,

I don't want to pretend to be

a superhero.

I don't...

- It was okay

that Mom was afraid.

I would be strong enough

for the both of us.

- Can I ask you something

about the itinerary?

- Yeah, what you got?

- Okay.

So, right here on day 2,

there's an hour that's missing,

and then again on days 4 and 5.

- That's not missing,

that's free time.

- Free time?

- Yeah, you can, you

can go shopping or,

I don't know, have some gelato.

If you really want to see the

city the way it's meant to

be seen though, you'll

take a bike ride.

- I have a few

ideas about what we

could schedule in there instead.

- Oh.

- In fact,

I have some other ideas for

days 1 and 3 in Rome as well

as day 6 in Genoa.

I don't know who

made this thing, but

there are some serious-

- I did.

- Sorry.

There are some

serious oversights.

It's not taking into account

temporary exhibitions

or efficient

transportation routes.

In fact, I did some mapping.

And if we switch these

two things here, we could

shave off half an hour of bus

time, which we can then tack

onto an architecture

tour in the afternoon.

- I'm sorry, I

stopped listening.

These buttons are

so hard to get in.

Look, Claudia, why

don't you just,

you know,

sit back and relax?

I planned this whole thing

so that you wouldn't have

to worry about it, you're kind

of hurting my feelings, so

if you could just take in the

sights, I'd be appreciative.

- But you didn't plan enough.

I can help you rework the

entire schedule if you want.

- That sounds terrible.

Look, Claudia, I love

this about you, okay?

You're super serious

about school,

you're structured with your

homework and your studies.

But this trip, the point of

this trip is spontaneity, okay,

creativity, I don't know,

some adventure, right?

The whole reason that we

planned this trip is so that we

could celebrate the fact

that you are only young once.

- I also only go on my high

school trip to Italy once.

I've got to make it count.

- Okay, just try to

have fun, all right?

- You sure you don't want this?

- No, and where did you

get so many post-its?

- Attention passengers

of Flight 8735,

we are now ready for boarding.

We'll begin with our pre-board.

- All right, I'm gonna round

up the troops.

Come on, guys, let's go.

- I bet they saw Alcatraz

and Fisherman's Wharf,

and now they're going to

tell their friends and family

how amazing California is.

It's ironic, isn't it?

They see a little piece of it

and think it's so fascinating

and we laugh at them, but

we're going to their city

to do the exact same thing.

See a few old churches and

say we've been to Florence.

- Florence has some of the

best museums in the world.

- I doubt that's where

local Italian teenagers go.

I wonder how different

their daily lives

really are from ours.

Maybe I'll go to

college in Italy.

Really live there instead

of being some dumb tourist.

- That'd never work, we couldn't

go to Italy for college.

- Maybe you couldn't,

I'm talking about myself.

- We can just do study abroad in

Italy while we're at Stanford.

- Stanford?

- Like we promised.

- Oh my God, I can't

believe you remember that.

We talked about that when

we were what, like, 11?

- Remember, I live by it.

- Claudia, I can't

go to Stanford.

- You better not be

screwing with me right now.

- Oh, you're serious,

aren't you?

- You think our future's a joke?

Hey, did we see

Venus of Urbino

before Michelangelo's

David today?

Not again.

- Come on, we're going out.

- I can't go out.

- You can't not go out,

it's the last night.

The others are waiting

in the lobby in 15.

- It's against the rules.

- The legal age to get

into bars here is like 16.

- It's against the

school rules, Luce.

- Look, if you didn't want to

experience nightlife in Italy,

you could have picked the

Galapagos Biodiversity Trip.

- I didn't travel 6,000

miles to get wasted and make

an a*s out of myself,

I could do that at home.

- Yeah, like you've ever

done that, like, even once.

- You know what, you can

squander your mornings here,

sleeping in and hiding your

hangover from the teachers,

I'm joining the 7 a.m.

walking tour tomorrow.

- Oh my God, Claudia,

another one?

You're as boring and repetitive

as your stupid

f*cking guidebooks.

- b*tch.

- Lucy was right.

I did need to go out,

but not to go clubbing.

To connect with the

genius of Florence.

To connect with Jobs.

- Claudia, what a

pleasant surprise.

Where you heading on this

beautiful evening in Firenze?

- To be honest,

I don't actually know.

- I think that's the first time

I've ever heard you say that.

- Me too.

Where'd you ride?

- Oh, I did a 10-mile loop

around the entire city.

- That's productive,

getting to see what you want

while getting some exercise.

- Yeah, I mean, k*lling

two birds and all that,

but that's, that's

not why I do it.

I just think the best way

to explore a new place,

is on two wheels, always been

that way, I don't know why.

It just quiets all

the noise, in here.

You should try it sometime.

- I really should go,

I don't want to bother you.

- You seem a little more

preoccupied than usual,

what's on your mind?

- It's nothing.

I shouldn't, it's... it's rude.

Too personal.

- I'm an open book.

- Well...

You're so smart.

And you're kind of quirky and

particular, you have all the

right ingredients,

like, I'm just confused.

- About?

- Why on earth would

you settle for teaching

high school as a career?

Oh, I'm sorry, I...

I can't believe I

said that.

- I'm sorry, I can't, I'm sorry.

- Ooh, ingredients, huh?

Well, I didn't settle.

I chose this, you know,

it might sound corny, and

you might not appreciate it

at this stage in your life but,

teaching is the most rewarding

thing that I could ever

think of doing.

- Really? I mean,

didn't you go to MIT?

- Yeah, I crushed MIT.

But is that supposed

to mean that I need

to get a Nobel Prize

in engineering?

- Yeah.

- Oh, I know

you're obsessed

with guys like Steve Jobs,

and I get it,

but everyone's definition

of success is different.

- You just seem

better than that.

- Whoa.

I'm not a saint, okay?

I am not a wizard,

even though that would

be super cool, could you

imagine me in, like,

matching robes head to toe?

I'm not special, I'm just like

every other privileged kid,

thrown on the hamster

wheel, you work hard,

and I made my first

million before I was 30.

- Well, that's what

I'm talking about.

- Well, I mean, I

thought it would give me

a sense of accomplishment,

you know?

Not because I wanted the

money to buy anything

specifically, but because, I

achieved the goal, I made it.

But, as soon as I

did, the needle moved.

I felt trapped.

- So what happened?

- Well, I realized that the

only time I was really happy

was when I was back in Boston

in college working as a TA.

So, I got back into teaching,

and I haven't looked back since.

- Well, I know what I want.

I always have, I want

to be Steve Jobs.

- Yeah, which is impossible.

We can agree on that,

I mean, it's not because

you're not smart

enough or driven.

- Yeah, yeah, we already

have one Steve Jobs.

We don't need another,

I mean, bullshit.

It's not like we got Einstein

and said, you know what,

we're good, we'll stop there.

- I'm not saying that you

can't be the next big thing,

because, God knows you

are capable, but the glory

shouldn't be the goal, because

if it is, you will just keep

reaching and reaching.

- I just want to learn and

then dominate the way he did.

- Hmm.

It's like I'm talking

to a mirror, honestly.

Um, you will soon discover that

life is not a means to an end.

It's... It's this.

It's just being, you know?

And for you, yeah, it sucks.

You gotta be an adolescent,

smell funny and all the boys

are stupid and you don't

know what you're doing,

but, be open.

The magic is

integrating all of it,

not shutting the

door on any of it.

- Okay, Dumbledore.

- Thank you?

- I'm just... I'm sick of people

just telling me that I'm wrong.

I know who I am, I always have.

And, look Steve Jobs had to

swim against the tide too.

- Yeah, he did.

But he did it his way.

I mean, we can agree that

he made a lot of mistakes,

but man, he had fun doing it,

and he created a lot of cool

sh*t along the way

for one reason.

Steve Jobs is the

only Steve Jobs.

He is an original.

I'm hungry.

Care to join me for a bite?

- I've got more studying to do.

Good night, Mr. Shine.

Lucy?

Luce, you okay?

Oh, God.

How can you think

partying's worth this?

- What are you doing?

- Getting ready for the tour.

- The f*ck?

- You wanna come?

We meet in the lobby in 10.

- I think I sh*t my

intestines out last night.

You were up all night

helping me, you probably got

2 hours of sleep, what is

with you and this schedule?

- Steve Jobs spent 7 months

living in an ashram in India.

I'm immersing myself

in the Renaissance.

I want to absorb

every last drop.

- You can't fit spiritual

enlightenment into jam-packed

12-hour days with note-taking

like a little crack addict.

- People of accomplishment

don't sit back and let things

happen to them, they go out

and they happen to things.

- Ugh.

- Leonardo da Vinci.

I'm simply searching

for inspiration.

Everywhere.

- Thank you, you're doing great.

Oh, oh my God, lord almighty.

- What happened?

- Claudia, hey,

good morning, you

okay? What's going on?

Coming out the front or the

back? What's your damage?

- Damage?

- What do you mean?

I got two kids in the

clinic getting an IV,

I got a carpet that

might have to be redone,

I got 3 soiled mattresses

and five of us,

including myself, have had

shots in the old derriere.

Everyone else here

is a sh*t hydrant.

So are you telling me that

you and Lucy aren't sick?

- Lucy was throwing up, but I

think it's just from drinking.

I was just going out to

get the walking tour.

- That is a bad idea.

- No, I think that the

best medicine

is fresh air and exercise.

- Oh, you're gonna be okay.

Quentin, in the

trash can, buddy.

Ooh, boy.

- Mr. Shine, we can't make

them stay here much longer.

- Yes, I'm well aware

of that, Mrs. DeWitt.

- as*h*le.

- Guys,

it's gonna be okay, all right?

I got good news

and I got bad news.

Now, the bad news is we missed

our flight, we all knew that.

Ah, but they won't let us

get on the next one.

Apparently we are a threat

to the other passengers.

But the good news is that

I informed the school,

and your parents know,

so look, just sit tight,

stay cool, and hang in there.

Hmm, oh.

I'll be back.

Oh God.

- Hello?

It's okay.

Everything all right?

Well, make sure you're

drinking enough fluids.

Heard you were all sh**ting

like rockets out of

both ends over there.

Too soon, maybe?

- General McChrystal

just had his full

complement of new

troops arrive...

- You know, the system

is state of the art.

It's got streaming,

full catalog of movies,

you don't have to

surf cable.

- Sometimes it's easier

to have fewer choices.

- Sure.

Can I ask you something?

Why did you look so shocked

when you saw me with the

other parents at the airport?

Did you seriously think that I

wasn't gonna care that you were

sick in a foreign country?

Good, yeah.

Silent treatment.

Nice.

You know, my parents fought

like animals when I was

growing up, there was not a

single thing that went unsaid

in that house.

But they never got divorced.

And I hated them for it.

- Some people take

their vows seriously.

- Where are you going?

- Bed.

- Well, can I just, hang on?

I wanna keep talking.

- I can feel one of

your lectures coming,

and I'm not in the mood.

- Just wait a minute.

- Actually, you know what?

I just want to go home.

- This is your home, too.

- It's not, actually,

you left our home.

- All right, well, you can't

go back to your mom's right now

because we haven't gotten

the results back on whatever

you all picked up over there,

and she's immunocompromised.

So, I guess you're just gonna

have to suffer here with me.

- A man covering up his broken

home with all his possessions?

- I'm not gonna apologize

for what I've worked for.

- Of course you're not.

- These,

passive-aggressive remarks,

they're childish, you

might want to join reality,

where if there is something

that you don't like, you fix

it or you move on.

- You can just bend the

whole world to your will?

- Oh, my God, you sound

just like your mom.

Look, I grew up

poor, and I hated it.

So I chose to make

a career for myself.

I chose to be happy.

I choose to wake up every

day like it is the best

g*dd*mn day to be

alive on the earth.

- So that's your priority,

the mansion over the family.

- My marriage to your

mom was built

on love and

mutual respect.

We were partners

until we weren't.

And we became enemies,

and we tried to fix it,

but we... we couldn't,

so we moved on.

I think it is time for you

to accept reality and do

the same thing.

Fine.

Hate me for the divorce.

Judge the excesses in my life.

Be as spiteful as

you want, but whether

you like it or not, I am the

dad that you are stuck with.

Whatever you do

or say, I'm not...

I'm not gonna stop loving you.

- Well, I wish I

could say the same.

- Hmm.

This um...

friction...

It is temporary.

You got that?

Because I, do not fail.

We do not fail.

Not at this.

- Okay, listen up.

The cadaver brought to us

today was a human being.

They had a family, they were a

productive member of society.

So, I think it's

really important

that we take a moment to

give thanks for the opportunity

that they have given us

by donating their

body to science.

- Everybody,

please say hello, to Jane Doe.

Here we just call her Jane.

She was a 72-year-old

woman who died

of sepsis from a

viral infection.

- Hey, are you okay over here?

- Just trying to

get a better look.

- It's okay to be upset.

- I'm not.

- Hey.

You know, it's

totally normal, okay,

especially for those of

us who have been exposed

to the possibility of

death at a very young age.

I mean, it's really

overwhelming.

- No, the sterility of

this place is just messing

with my eyes.

- Right

- They must keep it really dry

in here to preserve Jane.

- Hmm. Well you know that's

not really Jane Doe, right?

- Yeah, I know they're

protecting her identity.

- No, what I mean to

say is that, that is,

it's just the body that

Jane Doe inhabited.

It's not really her.

Hey, you know what I think?

I think that Jane's soul

is still alive somewhere.

- That's...

that's pretty

sentimental hoodoo stuff

for a biology teacher

in distress.

- Well, not all scientists

are cold and calculated.

Vulnerability is a gift.

It makes us better.

- I'm gonna step outside before

I do any damage to my corneas.

- I want one...

- Free bites?

- ...of the apple slices.

Team.

Like a fair trade

- Hey Mr. S.!

- Hey.

You guys better bulk up.

My test is gonna

melt your brains.

- Bring it on.

- Oh, see you after lunch.

- Bye.

- Good afternoon.

Please join us in the

gymnasium for an emergency

mandatory school-wide assembly.

Thank you.

- Thank you for being here.

It is with immeasurable grief

and regret, that I share

this very tragic news with you.

Mr. Shine was biking off

of campus this afternoon

during lunch period,

and...

he was involved and k*lled in

a tragic automobile accident.

As a member of the Oaks

family for the past 7 years,

Mr. Shine was more than a

beloved biology teacher.

He was a trusted mentor.

His classes and,

his classes and peer group

will be temporarily taken over

by Mr. Dotnick, and we will

be hosting a memorial service

where students and faculty will

have an opportunity to speak.

- They said

it was impossible.

It cannot last.

It will never work.

Where others see the past,

we imagine the future.

And it is always

better than before.

History is made by those who

dare to see another world.

Not the world...

- sh*t,

you really freaked me out.

- Not the world as it is...

- Never seen you this upset.

- But the world is...

- He was my favorite teacher.

- The world that we deserve...

- I'm gonna get through this.

I'm...

gonna need to be

surrounded by positivity.

- Dare to ask, what if we could?

- Spare me that

bullshit today, please.

Somebody died, I'm allowing

you to not think positively.

- If we just dare to believe...

- Look, I know you don't

like to talk about your mom,

but, I can sort of relate to

what you're going through.

Are you scared?

- Steve Jobs had pancreatic

cancer and they cured him.

My mom will be fine.

- I'm not sure it's that simple.

- The doctors cured her

once, they'll do it again.

- Yeah, definitely.

Maybe.

Look, it...

You don't want to get

caught off guard, either.

Might be smart to consider

all possibilities.

- Why are you always

so pessimistic?

- I'm realistic.

- Good evening.

Tonight, I can report

to the American people

and to the world, that the

United States has conducted

an operation that k*lled

Osama Bin Laden, the leader of

Al Qaeda, and a t*rror1st who's

responsible for the m*rder

of thousands of innocent

men, women, and children.

It was nearly 10 years ago.

- Look at you. Ah!

Oh, honey.

- Do you like it?

I love it.

- Last week, I determined

that we had enough

intelligence to take action

and authorized an operation

to get Osama Bin Laden

and bring him to justice.

- Can you believe this?

- Today, at my direction...

- Hmm?

- Yeah.

- ...The United States

launched a targeted...

- I mean,

do you understand the

gravity of what's going on?

This is a significant

moment in history.

- I knew we were gonna get him.

- You knew we'd get

Osama Bin Laden?

- I wasn't holding my breath,

it was just a matter of when.

- He evaded capture

for 10 years,

I don't think anyone

thought it was a sure thing.

- Senior prom,

graduation, Stanford,

it was all coming up, Claudia.

Though, even I had to admit

capturing Bin Laden was

icing on the cake.

- To the real prom!

- This is it.

Topping off the list of perfect

high school accomplishments.

- You really think all of

high school is perfect?

- I've got one more

chance to get everything

I wanted from high school.

It's the last thing on the list.

I'm losing my virginity

tonight, prom night.

- Ooh!

- No, high school boys

are so selfish in bed.

I'd wait till college

if I were you,

till they know

what they're doing.

- Maybe you're just

sick of boys in general.

- To college guys.

- Yeah, to giving girls a shot.

- Shot.

- Well, I can't go

to college a virgin.

- f*cking classic.

- Okay, looks like someone's

had too much to drink.

- You can pack everything

you want into those neat

little boxes in your head,

but you can't control me.

- Well, I guess it's good you're

learning your limits now, this

way you won't be one of those

kids that goes too hard freshman

year, it's not

good for your rep.

- I never applied.

- When were you planning

on telling me that?

- We're not married.

God, you're like a

human straitjacket.

- Then what was the point?

Of all the opportunities we were

given, of all our hard work,

you go to a good university,

that's what you do.

- Half the people you look

up to dropped out of college.

- You sound

seriously delusional.

You think if I want

to be successful,

I shouldn't go to Stanford?

- You're just some pawn

in this giant experiment.

There's no paradise, Claudia.

- I know this place

isn't perfect.

- I'm talking about you.

You have imperfections.

- Oh, yeah, like what?

No, seriously, tell me

what's so wrong with me.

- You buy into all of it.

- You're blind to how

good you've got it.

I mean, I used to

look up to you,

it turns out you're just some

spoiled brat in designer clothes

who isn't smart or ambitious

enough to accomplish anything.

- You wouldn't do anything on

your own if it weren't for me.

- I'm going to change the world

while you float by aimlessly

on someone else's credit card.

- You say you're

destined for greatness,

you don't even know who you are.

- What are you talking about?

- You're some fake

f*cking robot who's scared

shitless all the time.

And I'm done

throwing you a line.

- I was the

one with the plan,

the focus, the future.

I refused to give up.

- Innovate.

- What are you doing?

- Nothing.

- Let's get out of here.

Come on.

- Look at you.

- You looked really

pretty tonight.

- Thanks.

Congratulations on getting

into Carnegie Mellon.

- Thanks.

Way to go on Stanford.

Wow.

As long as I've known you,

you haven't stopped talking

about wanting to get in there.

You actually made

your dream come true.

- Not a dream, it was a plan.

- Right.

- Hey, we'll both be

studying engineering.

That's fun.

- What are you talking about?

- Carnegie Mellon has a

great engineering program.

I'm sure you'll do

really well there.

- Oh, I'm... actually

done with all that.

Yeah, I'm gonna

major in philosophy.

- But numbers and coding

always come easily to you.

You were always on

the advanced track.

I had to work my a*s

off just to keep up.

- So?

- So you have the potential

to become the next Zuckerberg

and you're squandering it.

You even sort of look like him.

- Who gives a f*ck? What?

I'm not defined by that

and I don't want to be.

This is my one life, I want

to do something that I enjoy.

Do you even like coding?

- Nobody actually likes coding.

- Yes, many actually do.

- The technology

we've grown up with,

it's serving humanity,

I wanna do that, to build that.

It does.

- Sometimes, sure.

But, okay, remember

in the 1950s,

tobacco companies paid

doctors to tell people that

smoking was good for them.

We are the new guinea

pig generation,

and trust me, this

sh*t is toxic.

- Wow, jaded much?

- I just can't wait

to get out of here.

- Don't say that.

- I've liked you

for a long time.

I thought you were kind

and smart and funny.

But you already knew that.

Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

- Don't you want to do it?

- Not like this.

Hold on, slow down.

- Can you just

put it in already?

- Why are you rushing

this all of a sudden?

- Why aren't you?

Look, you've waited forever to

make a move, I'm taking charge.

- Taking charge of what?

Does this, does this mean

anything to you?

- Of course it does.

It's my first time,

I'll always remember it.

- Claudia, I love you.

Do you even like me?

- I went to prom with you.

Now I'm begging you to f*ck me.

What else do you need?

Let's cap off senior year

the way we're supposed to.

- Stop.

I was wrong to think

that you and this place

weren't one and the same.

Just another

Silicon Valley knockoff.

- Quentin.

- You can't treat

me like just another thing

to check off your to-do list.

- sh*t!

g*dd*mn.

- Honey,

I waited up for you.

How was it?

- Fan-f*cking-tastic.

- Okay, talk to me.

Hey.

- Is this what

failing feels like?

It's horrible.

- What did you fail at?

- Had it all mapped out.

Perfect prom night.

- Uh-huh.

- I was going to

have sex with him

and then we were gonna go

to different schools and I'd

never have to see him again.

- Oh, boy.

- But I can fix this.

Skinny dipping, that'll work,

need to get him to come here.

-Hey, come on, come on,

let's slow down, okay?

Okay, okay, come on, let it go,

it's over.

- Give it to me, give it to me.

- Let it go, it's over.

It's over.

Honey, you need to stop

with this pressure.

- I had a plan.

- We plan, God laughs.

- Do I look amused?

- Hey, things happen when

they're supposed to happen.

You have to learn to let go.

- That spiritual crap is

for people that don't have

the willpower to go out

and make things happen.

- Hey, don't take a shot at me!

- Tonight was really important.

- You can't just bend the

entire world to your will,

especially something like this.

Relationships are intimate.

They should have real meaning.

- Mom, I didn't want

to marry him,

I just needed a nice guy

to, pop my cherry

and get it over with.

- Wow.

- Not everything has

to be so sentimental.

- Well, some things

should have sentiment.

Hey.

You know how I went to that

city council meeting tonight?

- Yeah, why'd you go to that?

- Well, Apple announced

they were building their new

headquarters and they

wanted to talk about its

impact on the community.

The building they designed

looks like a giant spaceship,

but guess who showed up

to make the presentation?

- No.

- Yeah.

- He was there?

- Yeah.

- You knew

this and you didn't tell me?

- No, I didn't know.

We all thought it was

gonna be Apple execs.

We were shocked when he

walked through the front door.

Claudia!

- How could this happen?

He's the single most

important person in my life.

- Well, that's lovely

to hear as your mother.

- I love you and Dad, but...

you've got to understand

what he's done for us,

for the world.

- What?

- I need to be him!

- Why can't you just be you?

- I'm not good enough.

- One day we'll look

back on this and laugh.

- Do you think I could

still meet him one day?

- You're gonna have a lot

of chances to meet him.

He's a very young man.

- Hey.

It's the graduate.

Looking for you.

Ready for all this?

- I've wanted to go to

Stanford my entire life.

- Yeah, just um...

Don't go into college

with some preconceived

notion of what you

think you should be doing.

You know what I'm saying?

Just...

I want you to be happy.

- I'm living the dream.

- Yeah.

Okay.

- At long last,

Mecca.

Epic, failure.

My very first computer

science lecture

may as well have been

taught underwater.

I told myself, if I just

worked harder than anyone else,

I could survive.

But that was a lie.

The truth?

I hated computer science.

I even took a

g*dd*mn calligraphy class

just like the one

Steve Jobs took.

I was horrible at it.

- No.

Oh my God.

No, no, no, no, no.

f*cking iPhone!

- When one is buried,

are they not truly in the

presence of possibility?

Wasn't it Emerson who wrote,

It is not the length of life,

but the depth of life.

He who is not every day

conquering some fear

has not learned

the secret of life.

In this depth,

one is evergreen like a seed.

Indeed, I am a future flower.

Hey.

I've never seen you here before.

- I'm a freshman.

- Oh, no, I meant at our

creative writing group.

- Oh, I just stumbled

in, it was an accident.

- Well, I mean, if you

believe in accidents.

Is it cool if I sit?

- Yeah, sure.

- So...

what's your story?

- I don't really have one.

- Well, I mean, we all do.

Why don't you read me something?

- Like what?

- Anything.

- Oh, I'm not a writer.

- Then what are you studying?

- I don't know.

I thought I did,

but,

now everything's changed.

Can't believe Steve Jobs died.

- He did?

- Are you kidding me?

Have you not seen the news?

- No, I...

I don't...

I don't believe in cell phones.

- Fantastic.

Bet you think you're too

good for a laptop, too.

What do you write your stories

with a quill and parchment?

- Oh.

Okay.

Steve Jobs.

The King of Silicon Valley.

- He was way more than that.

- Really?

You want to know what I think?

I think,

that his whole act, changing the

world for the better,

not caring about the

money, it's all bullshit.

I mean,

he was a complete genius.

Most cult leaders are.

So, you're so convinced

that you need these

things to transcend your life.

It's almost impossible to

live without his little

inventions because every 30

seconds your brain craves the

dopamine hit it gets from

that little flash of light.

And if that wasn't enough, you

feed off likes, comments, posts,

tags, like a bunch of

little validation addicts.

- You don't understand.

I grew up in the valley,

he was everything.

My...my whole world.

- Well, what was it like

growing up in his shadow?

- I finally realized it wasn't

Steve Jobs I was obsessed with.

It was his ability to envision

something out in the ether

beyond our wildest dreams.

And, to create one

thing after another,

out of nothing and share it

fearlessly with the world.

I mean, isn't that what

we're all here to do?

To contribute,

be brave,

and try to connect to

this very moment.

Our creations can

take infinite forms.

Thoughts.

Relationships.

Hopes and dreams.

Music.

Babies.

Memories.

People migrate to Silicon Valley

because they believe that

they can change the world.

There's something

unmistakable in the air.

A buzz, a belief.

A floating mist of

optimistic spirit.

And a desperate tangible

fear of failure.

Throughout history, we've

learned repeatedly that

people who blindly

follow their leaders,

folks who take

scripture too literally,

are the dangerous ones.

That's where I went off course.

It's not Silicon Valley

that's the problem.

It's what I did with it

that made it so perverse.

Silicon Valley only

looks to the future.

So here I am, turning back.

I no longer wish to

become Steve Jobs,

but to become, me.

So here it is.

This is mine.

And it's an original.

Any questions?