Bone Lake (2024)

[bunniefuu]

[dramatic music playing]

[panting]

[ominous music playing]

[panting continues]

[music intensifies]

[woman panting]

-[arrow whooshes]

-[woman] Oh, my God.

[arrow whooshes]

-Oh, my God!

-f*ck this!

[ominous music continues]

[whimpering]

[groaning]

[ominous music continues]

[groans]

[continues groaning]

[squelching]

[groans then yells]

[screams]

[man groans]

[ominous music continues]

[arrow whooshes]

[Diego] They leaned against each

other in the cold night air.

In that moment,

they might as well have been

the last two people on earth.

And they trusted each other

even more

than they trusted themselves.

What do you think so far?

I think it's really interesting.

I love that you're writing about

people in relatable situations.

I think that that's really good.

Just tell me,

what's wrong with it?

It's just feeling

a little bit, like...

I don't know, like, gratuitous.

I don't know.

What I'm hearing is

I should stick

with teaching community college

and forget about

being a novelist

because

every community college teacher

-wants to be a novelist.

-I never said that.

So, I'm just another

embarrassing clich.

I would never say that.

I support you unconditionally.

Yeah. I know.

[The Exploited's "Sex &

Violence" playing on car stereo]

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

[Sage] Oh, my God,

I didn't realize

how big this place would be.

Moving across country

is so stressful.

I really just wanna relax

this weekend.

Do you remember

what you said to me

the first night

that we slept together?

I said, "I'm so sorry, that's

never happened to me before.

It's just because

you are so beautiful."

No, I mean before that.

Do you remember

what we were talking about?

Uh...

Refresh my memory.

Um, we were talking about

cancel culture,

and you said that our generation

is gonna destroy

artistic expression

'cause we're too busy

being outraged

by anything that doesn't fit

within our worldview.

-That was a pretty hot take.

-I know.

No wonder you fell for me.

So, why aren't you taking

any chances?

-[sighs]

-Huh?

You don't have to play it safe.

You can piss people off.

You can hurt their feelings.

Just f*ck them if they hate it.

-Okay.

-Okay?

-f*ck them. f*ck them.

-f*ck them. f*ck them.

-[Sage] Do you have the code?

-[Diego] Yep. Here it is.

Ta-da.

[gasps] Oh, my God!

[chuckles]

This house is insane.

How are we even affording this?

I know

you said we had to cut back,

but we couldn't spend

every night of our trip

in shitty hotels.

You deserve this.

Okay, but this has to be

our last hurrah,

because we're

a one-income household. Ooh.

This weekend is our last chance

to spend time and reconnect

before I'm off to the races

and you start your new job.

Do you ever think a place

like this has hidden cameras?

When I was booking it,

I specifically checked the box

for "no pervert host."

You're cute.

Oh, my God,

I'm gonna go check outside.

Oh, wow, there's a boat.

[ominous music playing]

Oh.

[chuckles] Hello.

I'm declaring this weekend

"clothing optional."

I can see that.

-You're naked.

-Yep.

-Mm-hm.

-Mm-hm.

Right now?

Yeah. We don't have to.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. No.

I have been meaning to schedule

a meeting with him as well.

Okay.

Just to discuss...

um...

business.

Okay.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

So, I'm gonna just...

Yeah.

Hello, sir.

It's been so long. I missed you.

Would you like a kiss?

-Okay. [chuckles]

-[kissing sound]

[clears throat]

I have a surprise for you.

What kind of surprise?

[both moaning]

I'm gonna come. Are you?

-Yeah. Yeah.

-Yeah? Okay.

[both moaning]

[grunts]

-[sighs]

-[Sage moaning softly]

-Oh, sorry. Sorry.

-[chuckles]

Ooh.

[grunts]

[exhales]

[sighs]

[car approaching]

[car alarm chirps]

[man] Ow.

[alarm beeps]

-f*ck me.

-Wow.

-This place is huge.

-This is insane.

[Sage] Hello.

[woman] Um...

Oh, f*ck.

Are you guys still cleaning?

sh*t.

Um... Hi.

Hi.

Are we in the wrong place?

Well, I mean, the QR code

worked on the door.

-Check-in was noon.

-I'm sorry.

I think there might be some

sort of misunderstanding...

-Well, yeah.

-...because we've--

We have the...

this house for the weekend.

Yeah.

Oh.

Right. Well, uh, I mean,

that's not good, is it?

'Cause we also booked

this house for the weekend.

[woman] Don't be ridiculous.

-f*ck.

-Hosts shouldn't be allowed

to list on more than one app.

That's how this sh*t happens.

Yeah. There's not another

hotel for 50 miles.

-[woman] What do you wanna do?

-[man] I love this place.

[Diego]

I left a message for the host.

Hopefully, he'll call back soon.

[man] f*ck.

Yeah. Uh...

I mean, rock, paper, scissors

to decide who stays?

[chuckles]

Yeah.

Oh.

Okay, yeah, let's do it.

Two out of three?

Sure, yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Can we find a slightly

more mature solution?

-Sure, yeah.

-Look.

We both have codes

to the front door.

-Mm-hm.

-We both have reservations.

We'll obviously get a refund

for this f*ck.

There are plenty

of bedrooms here.

What, you're suggesting we share

this place with total strangers?

I mean, we can drive to a hotel,

but it won't be this beautiful.

And we'll still be

around strangers.

Yeah, that's a reasonable point.

First step

to not being strangers.

-This is Will. I'm Cin.

-Hi.

-"Sin"?

-With a C.

Not short for "Cindy."

Short for "Cinnamon."

Um, I'm... I'm Sage,

-and this is Diego.

-[Will] Hi.

Look, I'm pretty good

at reading people,

and I get the gist that you guys

are not the most spontaneous.

Um...

[Cin] Guys, this is

so awkward, I get it,

but the alternatives

are not great.

We have food.

We have a sh*t-ton of alcohol.

-You're an amazing chef.

-Yes, I am.

He'll cook you a lunch you won't

forget. And we can just agree

that if, at any point, any of us

feel uncomfortable or weird,

you guys can do your little

rock, paper, scissors game.

Winner stays, loser goes.

[upbeat music playing]

[Cin] When Will

saw this house on the app,

he thought "Bone Lake"

was a euphemism.

-[Sage] Oh, great.

-[Will] I thought it was called

Bone Lake because it's a

secluded place where people--

-[Cin] Don't say it.

-Yeah, I thought that.

-Great minds.

-Male minds.

[Will] But it turns out,

in the 1950s

there was this wealthy family

that bought up

all the land in the area.

When they discovered the lake,

they found dozens

of human skeletons

all over the beach.

One theory is

there was a serial k*ller

who would dispose his bodies

in the lake.

And after a storm,

they all washed ashore.

[Diego]

So, what brings you here?

[Will] Oh, you know,

just looking to spice things up.

I'm not sure

how quick I can jump into

the straight-up guy talk.

Sage is cute as f*ck.

She's girl-next-door hot,

which is the best kind.

Totally intended

as a compliment.

I mean, I know how lucky I am,

but frankly, Cin is too pretty.

Let's face it. Everyone

wants to f*ck my girlfriend.

I'm not saying

you wanna f*ck her.

[grunts] Sage and I

are very happy together.

Dude, I can already tell

you're a good guy.

I like you.

[chuckles]

Aw, look at you both.

You're so cute.

So, I wanna get

to know you more.

How'd you and Diego meet?

Oh, we met in college.

He's from Mexico City,

but he came to the U.S.

for school.

-So, Diego is a writer?

-Yeah, he is.

Yeah.

Well, for the last few years,

he's been, um, teaching

at, uh, this community college.

But he's gonna be writing

a novel full-time now.

-Stop. You're kidding.

-Yeah.

So, I'm gonna

cover us financially.

That is a really

bold move, Sage.

Yeah, it's exciting.

I think it's really sweet of you

to support his dreams like that.

I mean, he must be

a really great writer.

Yeah.

[Will] Hey, buddy.

Hey. Oof. sh*t.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

It's okay. You're lucky that

I have no survival instincts,

or, you know, I might

have punched you in the throat.

[chuckles]

You're funny, man.

Well, I'm gonna go for a run.

Wanna join me?

-Just gonna do 5-10 miles.

-Okay.

Well, yeah, that sounds awful.

-All right, man. Suit yourself.

-Yeah, enjoy.

[groans]

-[Will] Hey.

-Oh, man.

You gotta stop doing that.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [chuckles]

-Okay.

-Look, I, uh...

I know you probably didn't

want me to see the ring box,

but I did.

Are you thinking of...?

Yeah, I was planning

to do it here by the lake.

Oh, sh*t.

Until we showed up

and ruined

your romantic weekend.

-It's not your fault. It's okay.

-Dude, I'm so sorry.

Look, uh, you just

give me a heads-up,

and I'll make sure

we get out of your way, okay?

Cool, yeah. Thanks.

The day after tomorrow,

at, like, sunset?

-Wow.

-Yeah.

All right, great. Yeah.

C... Can I see it?

Sure. Yeah.

Oh, man. It's beautiful.

It was my grandmother's.

It's not exactly

what Sage would have chosen,

but, you know,

it's a family heirloom.

I'm sure she's gonna love it.

I don't really know

what I'm doing, man.

Look, I barely know her, but I'm

sure she wants to marry you.

Right?

Well, I hope so. [chuckles]

Right. All right, I'm gonna run.

All right, cool, cool.

Yeah, yeah, enjoy.

[Cin] How long have you

and Diego been together?

[Sage] Like, three years.

How long have you guys

been together?

I feel like we've known

each other our whole lives.

We've officially been a couple

for eight years,

but we've known each other

since we were kids.

-Aw, that's so cute.

-[chuckles] Yeah.

It's really romantic,

but it's not without its drama.

-[Sage] Mm.

-Our parents were really close,

so it was a shock to everyone

we hooked up.

Well, hopefully, they're happy

now that you guys are so happy.

Yeah. My dad

never really took to Will.

I wish I was attracted

to harmless.

I'm not.

[indistinct chatter

and laughter]

-Cin, what do you do?

-I'm in wealth management.

So, I manage

rich people's money.

Investments and that kind

of thing. It's lucrative.

[Sage] Fun.

Diego, I have a client

I think could help you.

Edmund Kerns.

-It's my favorite author.

-Get out of here.

I should get him

to read some of your work.

Oh, my God. No, I couldn't

ask you to do that.

-No, no, no, he could. He can.

-Yes, definitely.

You are not asking.

I'm offering.

But here's the thing.

I hate fiction.

Will loves fiction.

Yeah, I do.

Give him something

of yours to read,

and if he likes it,

-I'll share it with Edmund.

-Thank you.

-Wow.

-[Sage] Aw.

I'd like to make a toast.

-Ooh.

-Okay.

To friendship. New friendship.

And to Diego and Sage.

To Will and Cin

and new friendship. Yes.

-Cheers.

-[Will] Cheers.

-I love you.

-I love you.

[water running]

[breathing heavily]

[groans softly]

Babe, forgot to plug in the car.

Sage?

[grunts]

[clears throat]

[water running]

Hey, Sage?

Yeah?

Um...

We forgot to plug in the car.

-Huh?

-The car.

We forgot to plug it in.

I'm gonna go do that.

Unless you want me

to join you in there.

[chuckles softly]

Um...

I could wash your back.

Or your front.

I'm okay.

Yeah.

Cool. Um, yeah, I'll just...

I'll just go plug in the car.

Okay.

[door closes]

[Cin] Diego?

Hi.

-Hi.

-Are you alone?

Um, yeah, Sage is working

-and Will is out jogging.

-Oh.

Well, do you mind helping me

with something really quick?

What... Um, what do you need?

I really appreciate it.

-Thank you.

-Yes, of course.

[Cin sighs]

Um...

[stammers then chuckles]

Any idea where I should start?

You know, I thought

they were in my makeup bag.

Do you mind

just looking in the bathroom?

Bathroom. Of course.

Probably on the counter.

The makeup bag.

-Okay, yes, makeup bag.

-[giggles]

I shouldn't take off my contacts

without knowing

where my glasses are.

Don't worry.

You know, Sage does it all the--

-Sorry. Sorry.

-[giggles] It's okay.

Do you guys

both have bad eyesight?

-Yeah.

-You wear glasses.

-Are they there?

-Um...

No, they... They're not here.

Okay. Um...

Do you mind just

finding something for me to wear

so I'm not standing here

in a towel?

-Of course. [chuckles]

-[chuckles]

My suitcase is the pink one.

The pink one. Yeah, sure.

[Diego] Uh...

Okay.

What can I get you--

Uh, what... What do you need?

Can you grab me

a pair of panties?

Panties, yes. Uh...

Oh. Okay.

-Um...

-And a pair of jeans.

Jeans. Okay, jeans.

Oh, jeans. This.

And then a cherry top.

Cherry. Cherry, like...

-Cherry.

-It... It has cherries on it.

It has cherries on it.

Oh, it does have cherries on it.

I... I see. Yes.

-Okay?

-Thank you, Diego.

Sure. Sure. Of co--

Oh, do you want a bra?

-I...

-No.

-No?

-I'm okay.

You are a lifesaver.

They have to be

in here somewhere,

if you don't mind looking

a little bit more.

Uh, no, I don't...

I... I don't mind.

You know what? They're

probably in my car. I'll just--

I'll put in my contacts,

and I'll look for them later.

Thank you, Diego.

Diego?

Diego?

[woman on podcast]

There is a kind of loneliness

that lodges itself

in the psyche

and never fully leaves.

Most anguishing not in solitude

but in companionship

and amid the crowd.

Therefore, I would ask you

to write all kinds of books,

hesitating at no subject

however trivial

or however vast.

I hope that you will possess

yourselves of money,

enough to travel and to idle,

to contemplate the future

or the past of the world.

[Cin] Guess we're both blind.

-[giggles]

-Sorry?

-Here you go.

-Oh, wow.

I can't see anything

without my contacts.

Luckily, I just found them.

Yeah, my eyes are horrible.

Is this for me?

-It is for you.

-Thank you.

Mm.

Where's Diego?

Oh. The last time I saw him,

he was trying to find

a writing sample

-to show Will.

-Oh, no.

So, he'll probably be doing that

-for the rest of the weekend.

-I'm so sorry.

I wanna make sure that you know

I'm having so much fun

hanging out with you.

-So have I.

-I just...

I need to make sure

that we're cool.

-Yeah.

-We're cool?

-Yeah. Why wouldn't we be?

-I don't know.

The whole Diego seeing me

in nothing but a towel.

[sighs] I just didn't want you

to be mad at me.

So, Diego saw you in a towel?

Well, he might have seen

a little bit more than that,

but it was my fault.

-Did he not tell you this?

-Um... No.

I couldn't find my glasses.

I asked for his help.

I don't want you to think that

anything inappropriate happened.

-Yeah.

-Nothing happened.

-I know. It's okay. [laughs]

-[laughs]

I just know

it can get really tricky

this many years

into a relationship, so...

I would wanna know, you know?

-What do you mean?

-Hm.

Men are stupid.

Men are really f*cking stupid.

-Yeah.

-And they do dumb sh*t.

-Right.

-You know what I mean?

And women

always blame each other.

Like, a guy

can stand up for himself.

I want you to know,

and I need you to know

that I would never let anything

inappropriate happen.

I promise you.

-I trust Diego. It's really--

-Good.

Good. You should trust Diego.

I feel so dumb

that I even said anything.

I'm gonna go before

I say anything else stupid,

but let me know

if you need a refill on that.

-Okay, thank you.

-I'll see you later.

Yeah.

[grunts]

Hey.

Hey.

She's pretty.

So is he.

Yeah.

So are you.

[chuckles]

-That was really good. So good.

-That was good, right?

Yeah, it was definitely

the right thing to say.

They've got kind of, like,

a weird vibe.

Sometimes.

-Do you know what I mean?

-Yeah.

-Maybe.

-Maybe?

Wait.

Do you think we should leave?

I don't know.

I mean, this weekend

was supposed to be just us,

and now

we're with two strangers.

Well, we had some time

for us on this trip already.

They ruined my clothing-optional

weekend, for sure, but...

It's just...

It's crazy that they offered

to get my writing read.

I know. It's a really

good opportunity.

-Right?

-Yeah.

Look, if anything

too weird happens,

we just pack our bags and go.

Okay?

It's just tonight

and tomorrow night.

And then we're back on the road.

[grunts]

Please?

Please? I... I really need this.

-Okay.

-Okay.

[tense music playing]

-[Sage] Hey, guys.

-[Will and Cin] Hey!

[Will] Do you guys

like to play games?

I like games.

-[Will] Diego?

-Oh, he doesn't play anything

that has more rules

than rock, paper, scissors.

Okay, rock, paper, scissors

is not a game,

it's a conflict resolution tool.

-Well, we love games.

-All kinds of games.

Easy games. Hard games.

Low stakes. High stakes.

Well, I'm down, but you're gonna

have to convince Diego.

It's not--

I just don't like games.

I think there's enough

competition in the world.

-Here we go.

-I prefer activities

that promote harmony,

like drinks.

-Boo!

-Thank you.

He also doesn't like them,

but I'm very good at them.

-That is not true.

-That checks out.

We will be so gentle with you.

Baby, we won't be. We can't.

We can't leave you out, Diego.

You know what? I've got an idea.

Oh, God. What is it?

Why don't we break into

the locked doors

-at the end of the hallway?

-Baby, no, that's not a game.

-That's literally a crime.

-It's a game.

All you need for a game

is rules and opponents.

Our opponents

are the m*therf*ckers

who booked us in this

sweet-a*s lake house.

And the rules are...

Break into the rooms

without anyone ever knowing.

-I don't hate it.

-You know what?

-What?

-It's easy enough to win

if we all play

by the same rules.

[Will] Okay, come on.

[all chuckle]

[Diego] And first of all, why do

you have a meat tenderizer?

Because, Diego,

I couldn't find a hammer.

I thought you couldn't enter

without anybody finding out.

Uh, yeah, I can.

Which door should we do first?

[Cin] Mmm...

-This one?

-This one.

All right.

[Diego]

What? That's never gonna work.

Oh, it absolutely works, Diego.

Check YouTube.

You really

can learn anything online.

You just gently tap

on the side of the lock,

and the tumblers

fall into place.

-Guys.

-Baby, wait until you see this.

-[Cin] What is it?

-Oh, my God.

I don't know what I was

expecting, but it wasn't this.

Guys, what is this?

Yo, we call dibs

on the sex swing.

[Cin] Let them use it.

We have one.

No, we're good.

Don't sit on that.

-Yeah. Thank you.

-That's not clean.

I don't think it's a good idea

to touch anything in here.

Do you guys want

a sex toy for later?

No, we're good. Actually,

we're done. Let's go, Sage.

-You wanna go?

-Yeah, let's go.

-f*ck, yeah!

-[Diego] Thank you, guys.

Babe, they're clean.

[Diego] Don't touch anything.

Jesus.

-[Diego] Wait till you see this.

-[Will] Oh, my...

[Cin] What is it?

Guys.

No.

Do Ouija boards count

as games, Diego?

-[Cin] f*ck this.

-[Sage] Guys, I don't...

I don't...

I don't wanna be in here.

[Cin] Don't go near that thing.

[Sage] I'm regretting

coming in here,

and I wanna leave.

-[Will] What does it say?

-[Diego] "The search continues

for prominent Manhattan

businessman Robert Price

and his wife, Marilyn Price,

who have been missing

for almost two weeks.

The couple and their children

who frequently vacation

on Bone Lake...

-What?

-...were scheduled

to spend the long weekend

at their secluded

lakefront property."

Wait, like, this house?

-They mean this house?

-What?

-[Diego] Yeah, I think so.

-[Will laughing]

-Stop laughing. It's--

-How old is the article?

-Look how scared you are.

-It's from...

-[mumbles] 15 years ago.

-[Sage] Guys.

-Baby, please, I can't do this.

-Yeah.

Yeah, I'm done, too.

[Will] Aw, guys!

-Ooh, so scary. [laughs]

-Yeah. That was so scary.

You guys don't want

door number three?

I vote for locking these doors

and pretending we never went in.

I had a feeling.

All right. Fair enough.

[tense music playing]

-[Cin moaning]

-[thumping]

[chuckles]

[Cin continues moaning]

-Are you hearing this?

-Oh, my God.

They're pretty loud.

Should we say something?

Oh, God. I don't wanna

hurt their feelings.

You know, we can, uh,

make some noise of our own.

See... See if we can

drown them out.

Hey.

Why are you so against

using sex toys?

Are we gonna revisit this again?

You wrote a whole article

about it.

I won an award for that article.

Not that I'll be doing that

again any time soon, but...

Sage, if you wanna be

a freelance journalist,

then that's what you should do.

I didn't ask you

to take the editor's job.

-I want us to be equals.

-I'm not saying that.

I'm happy

to do the editing job for us.

That has nothing to do

with your attitude on sex toys.

I just think we should be

pleasuring each other.

That's all.

It's our job in the bedroom.

I don't think we should be

using things to help with that.

And I'm entitled

to have that opinion.

You're entitled

to any opinion you want,

but it's easy for you

to say that.

You have a completely

different anatomy than I do.

[grunts]

I saw you earlier.

What?

Masturbating in the bath.

Okay.

I offered to join.

Are you mad at me because I

wanted to give myself an orgasm?

No, I'm not mad. It's just...

-Don't you masturbate?

-Of course I do.

So, it's okay for you,

but it's not okay for me?

The point is, I don't masturbate

instead of having sex with you.

Okay. Um...

We should go to bed. Let's just

talk about this in the morning.

It's-- [frustrated sigh]

[sentimental music playing]

[music turns unsettling]

[birds chirping]

[water running]

Oh. Sorry.

Good morning.

[chuckling nervously]

I'm so sorry.

It's okay, it's okay.

I'm not shy.

I-- Yeah, I was not expecting

to see anyone out here.

I mean, it's exhilarating

how vulnerable you feel

to be out in nature,

totally exposed.

You should try it.

I'm gonna go inside.

Hey, we're making brunch.

You and Diego should join.

-[Sage] This is incredible.

-[Cin] Mimosa?

-[Sage] Yeah. Yes!

-[Cin] Yeah?

-Okay. Wow.

-[Sage] Oh, my God.

-[Diego] Wow.

-[Will] Really,

completely my pleasure.

Yeah, you outdid yourself, baby.

f*ck it. [clears throat]

I have something I need to say.

Something I need to do.

[Cin] Huh?

Uh... And...

Now seems like

a really good time.

Uh...

Actually...

Cin?

Oh, Will.

Cin.

You are the only woman

I have ever loved.

It's like time didn't even exist

until we were together.

I was gonna propose

somewhere romantic

like down by the lake at sunset,

but I just couldn't help myself.

I just... I looked at you,

and I just

have to do it right now.

This is my grandmother's ring.

It's beautiful.

[tense music playing]

Will you marry me?

[Cin] Yeah!

[Will] Yes?

Yes!

-Yes?

-Yes.

[chuckles]

You guys.

[Will] Let me put it on.

-[Sage] Aw!

-[Will] Okay.

I'm shaking.

-And yes, it fits.

-I love you.

-I love you.

-I love you.

Oh.

[Cin laughing]

[Cin] Diego. Look at it.

[Sage] Well done, Will.

-Should we toast, I guess?

-[Cin] Yes.

Cheers to this awesome weekend?

-Yes, to us.

-[Cin] To a life together.

To planning a wedding.

[Will] To planning one day--

Will, can I...

Can I talk to you?

Can't it wait

till after the toast?

No, it can't wait.

I wanna talk right f*cking now.

I mean, this is kind

of a bad time.

It just definitely can't wait!

[Sage] Diego.

What are you doing?

Oh, no, no, no. I...

I know what this is about.

Give me one second, okay?

We'll be back. Just one minute.

[sighs]

-You okay, dude?

-[scoffs] "Are you okay?"

Am I okay? What the f*ck

is wrong with you?

Look, I am so sorry.

-I f*cked up. All right?

-That's an understatement.

You stole my grandmother's ring

and used it to propose

to your girlfriend.

I know.

I just needed to say it out loud

so I could make sure

you hear how insane it is.

Look, look. There's no excusing

what I've done,

-but can I at least explain?

-No!

I don't want an explanation.

Just go tell her the truth

right now,

or I'm going to.

Look, man, our relationship

isn't as perfect as it seems.

No sh*t! Is it maybe because

you're out of your f*cking mind?

Don't say that, Diego.

Don't say that. That's not nice.

Man, I'm not a bad guy, okay?

Even if it seems like that

at the moment.

I'm just desperate.

I'm scared of losing her.

Man, she supports me

emotionally and financially.

I'm sorry,

but there's nothing you can say

to justify what you just did.

I'm leaving.

Man, she's cheating on me.

Do you know

what that feels like,

to have the person you would do

anything for

cheat on you?

When I saw the ring,

I saw the answer.

I needed her to see

that I believed in her,

and I needed to see

that she believes in me.

[sighs] Look, I shouldn't

have taken it, man.

I shouldn't have taken it.

It was a shitty thing to do.

But please, please don't...

Don't make me

tell her right now.

I mean, this whole thing

is so fragile.

God, you and Sage

don't know this

because you just don't have

to deal with this kind of sh*t.

[sniffling]

[sighs]

[sniffling]

[sighs]

When Sage and I had been

together for a few months only,

she slept with her ex.

It wasn't premeditated.

He just...

came up to see her unexpectedly,

and she let it happen.

Oh, I'm sorry, man.

When she told me, I was crushed.

I thought she had ruined

the perfect thing.

It took time...

but we got past it.

-Really?

-I've had a great relationship.

And I didn't have to steal

anybody's ring.

[Will sighs]

Look, I promise

I'll get her ring back

before the weekend is through.

I just need a little time.

-[sighs]

-[sniffles]

Hey, hey, hey, I f*cked up.

I f*cked up. I f*cked up.

Look. [sniffles]

I... I'll make sure

that Cin gets Edmund Kerns

to read your writing.

I know that doesn't

make up for what I did,

but I feel like we can

help each other out.

Thank you so much

for helping me clean up.

Of course. You guys cooked.

Well, it was all Will, but...

[door opens]

-Hi.

-Thank you.

You didn't have to do that.

Is everything okay?

Diego knew

that I was gonna propose.

He helped me plan

something elaborate,

and then I just took him

by surprise, that's all.

I told him to make sure

I didn't f*ck it up,

and then I f*cked it up.

[Cin] No, babe,

it was the perfect proposal.

I told him that

once I set my mind on something,

-I just gotta do it.

-[Cin] Can't be stopped.

-Right.

-He did everything I asked.

-It's not his fault.

-Well, Sage and I were talking,

and I think we're running low

on supplies.

[Sage] Yeah, we need to make

sure we have enough food

to be able to stay

the full weekend, right?

-[Will] Hm.

-[Sage] Yeah.

I mean, you guys

have been so nice

letting us eat your food,

and I just wanna do

something in return.

This would be us chipping in.

[Cin] Thank you both.

That's so nice of you.

[Will] That's, uh...

That's amazing.

[Cin] So, I'll drive her

to that little general store

that we saw on the way up.

[Will] Babe, yes,

that sounds very nice.

And I could take her.

I gotta fill the car up anyway.

[Cin] Is that okay?

-Can you do that?

-I'll come along.

[Cin] No. Stay

and keep me company.

Yeah, I don't mind.

I'll go with them.

-Stay.

-[Sage] You don't have to come.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah, I'm fine. Stay here.

[clattering]

-[Will] All right.

-Clean up the rest?

Yeah, sure.

[Sage] The weather says

there might be a storm coming.

[sighs] Can I ask you

a personal question?

Do you trust Diego?

Yeah, of course.

Okay.

Why would you ask that?

Cin told me

something happened between them.

[groans] I don't know,

I feel like sometimes

she's just trying to make me

jealous or something.

Well, what'd she say?

She said that Diego told her

that you had an affair

early on in your relationship,

and that you owe him one.

Kind of insinuating

that if she was interested,

that she could be the one.

[ominous music playing]

What are you looking at?

Uh, just looking

for the best writing sample

for you to share with

Edmund Kerns.

I hope you're not stressing

about that, Diego.

I need Sage. I need Sage

to take a look at this. I...

What I'm about to say

might be...

a little hard for you to hear.

But...

During one of my first

conversations with Sage, I...

I mentioned that you must be

a really talented writer.

Diego, she didn't say anything.

Oh.

She wants to believe in you.

She wishes

that she believed in you.

But you know.

You know that she doesn't.

Um...

No, I... I don't know that.

You know, um,

Sage upended her life

to give me a chance

as a writer.

And I'm not gonna let her down.

Do you wanna know something

your favorite author

said to me once?

I'm sure you know

he's been married for 40 years,

but I bet you didn't know that

before he starts a new book,

he finds a new muse.

[Will] Have you guys

discussed that kind of thing?

God, I can't believe

he said that. Um...

No. No, I don't...

I don't owe him one.

Look.

Cin has this effect on men.

You wanna create

something extraordinary, right?

Yeah.

Then you need someone

who believes in you.

Someone who sees you

like the extraordinary human

that you are.

Sage doesn't.

I could be your muse.

[stammering] Why... Why...

Why are you doing this?

Who were you thinking

about in the bath?

What?

Diego told me that, uh,

he caught you

pleasuring yourself.

[chuckling nervously]

I'm sorry.

[Will chuckles]

[chuckling] What?

I think that he is worried

that he's not...

satisfying you.

And I think that he knows that

you were thinking

about someone else

while you were

touching yourself.

Look, whatever Diego...

[chuckling nervously]

Whatever he shared with Cin,

and regardless of what

he clearly shared with you, I...

You just got engaged,

didn't you?

Why are you coming on to me?

Oh, I...

I wasn't coming on to you.

[tense music playing]

[Cin] Relax. You're so tense.

There's so much time

until they get back.

[tense music playing]

Do you wanna know

a secret, Diego?

We all have impostor syndrome.

I... I apologize

if I misread the situation.

But I don't think I did.

[clears throat]

What are you doing?

[tense music continues]

Look, are... Are you afraid

of what I might do,

or are you afraid of

what you wanna do?

Can I make an observation?

[tense music continues]

Diego is a great guy.

I think you're lonely.

I think you know

that I could be there for you.

[tense music continues]

You have permission to touch me.

I think your panties

are soaking wet

at the fleeting thoughts

you'll allow to enter your brain

of all the things

that we would do to each other.

[music intensifies]

If you would just...

let yourself.

[music fades out]

[kissing and moaning]

[upbeat music playing]

[man and woman moaning]

[chimes]

[Cin] Oh, sh*t. We gotta go.

They'll be here soon.

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, sh*t.

Uh, give me the keys.

[thunder rumbling]

-Hey, Diego. Is Cin upstairs?

-Uh, yeah.

-Hey.

-What?

It felt like you were gone

a really long time.

I don't feel like

we were gone for that long.

[thunder rumbling]

[soft classical music playing]

[sniffles]

[door opens]

[Cin] Hey.

Hey. [sniffles]

I wanted to make sure

that you're okay.

I get the sense

that things have been weird.

What's going on?

Did Diego come on to you?

I don't think

you should ask questions

you don't want the answer to.

What did you and Cin do

while me and Sage were gone?

I don't know, small talk.

That's interesting.

Cin hates small talk.

So much more fun

to get personal.

Would you want to know if Will

did something he shouldn't have?

Would you want Diego to know

if you did something

you shouldn't have?

How are you gonna get

my ring back?

[chuckles]

I'm working on it, okay?

I'm working on it.

When Diego and I first met,

I was-- I had just broken up

with this guy.

He was my first love. Anyway.

Sean, the guy, my ex,

came to my apartment, and...

I should've stopped him, but...

But you didn't, right?

We had sex, he left,

and I never saw him again.

You didn't do anything wrong.

You were just playing a game

with different rules.

Diego, Diego, Diego.

You wanna play chess?

[groans softly]

I don't play games.

I think you should take this.

-Molly?

-Mm-hmm.

-That's your solution?

-[giggles] That's my solution.

Take this,

and for the night, we'll just

forget about what you did,

forget about what Diego did,

and just have fun.

-Okay.

-Okay, count of three.

-One.

-Two.

-[giggles]

-Three.

[tense music playing]

[Sage] He's so...

[ticking]

[ticking]

[ticking]

...good to me.

I want to connect to him

the way that I used to,

but lately,

when we have sex, I fake it.

What?

You do?

Yeah.

Oh, Sage.

This is kind of like

a game of chess.

How am I gonna

get your ring back?

I'm gonna outsmart my opponent.

[moans]

[giggles]

Do you wanna go swimming?

[both chuckling]

-Come on, let's go. Let's go.

-Okay.

[Cin giggling]

We are rolling!

f*ck, yeah! Let's do this!

[both giggling]

You took Molly?

We did!

-Baby? Can I have some?

-Yeah?

No, you're not invited

to partake.

Neither of you are.

It's ladies' night.

But baby, baby, baby,

I bought it.

-It's my Molly.

-[Diego] Sage.

Sage.

-Can we talk?

-[giggles]

Shh. [giggling]

-[Sage chuckles]

-[Cin] You can't come.

Sage, can we talk?

-No, it's ladies' night.

-Sage.

-You can't come. Okay, bye.

-[Will chuckles]

[Cin yelps then giggles]

Well, the next few hours

should be interesting.

[giggling]

[yelps]

[Cin squeals]

Oh, my God.

-[moans]

-[giggles]

[moaning]

The rain feels amazing

on my skin. [moans]

They've been out there

for a while now.

[Will groans] Please,

would you just relax, Diego?

Just respect ladies' night.

They're gonna be fine.

Hey.

[chuckles] Hm.

Sage, I'm so glad I met you.

[thunder rumbling]

What happened

with you and Diego?

[giggles]

Cin, I need to know.

Sage.

Hey.

-I'm gonna go check on them.

-Hey, hey, hey.

I don't think you should.

I don't think you should.

I wasn't asking

for your opinion.

No, listen to me,

listen to me, listen to me.

You don't have

to take my advice, but...

I really think you should give

Sage a little space right now.

Let her enjoy the drugs.

Cin's gonna take

really good care of her.

I'm gonna go check on her.

[dramatic music playing]

Sage!

Sage!

Sage!

[suspenseful music playing]

Sage?

[Cin] Diego.

Where's Sage?

Somewhere out here.

What have you been doing?

Just talking.

Sage!

[suspenseful music continues]

Huh.

[suspenseful music continues]

Sage.

-Hey.

-Hey.

I was looking for you.

I was worried.

I was with Cin.

We should leave as soon

as the storm passes.

Is there something

that you need to tell me?

Like, did something happen?

We can talk about it after

you come down from the Molly.

-I don't know who to trust.

-Why would you say that?

Oh, sh*t.

Diego, I need

to tell you something.

-What?

-I-- [gasps]

Oh, my God!

-It's just us.

-[Cin] Hi.

We weren't sure

where you guys were.

You left me all alone, Sage.

So, so cold out there.

Yeah, I... I needed to get dry.

Storm must have taken down

the power lines.

Well, we have a really nice

fireplace going.

We should stick together.

Uh, I'm gonna check

the breaker box.

Maybe lightning

tripped the main breaker.

No, I bet it's a downed

power line.

-I'm gonna check it anyway.

-No, no, don't worry, you guys.

Look after the girls, okay?

-[Cin] Okay.

-I'll check the box.

[sighs] Mm.

Cin, could you give us a second?

-We need to get dressed.

-[Cin] Yeah.

I said--

Uh, we'll be very quick, Cin,

-so I need you--

-I don't want to be alone.

My eyes are closed.

You can change.

It's gonna be okay.

It's very quick.

It's very quick. I promise.

Why do you think

you can't trust me?

Do you trust me?

-What's going on?

-Shh.

[Diego and Sage

arguing indistinctly]

You weren't supposed

to leave them alone.

[whispering] I had to.

Would've been suspicious

if I didn't.

[sighs] [whispering] I thought

this would be over by now.

They've been a challenge.

It's so much more fun that way.

[Sage] f*ck you!

I know there's something

going on between you and Cin!

-Did you f*ck her or not?

-I swear to God I didn't!

I don't believe you, Diego!

I don't believe a word that

comes out of your mouth!

Just calm down, please.

-Listen to me.

-I'm not gonna listen to you.

I don't ever wanna see you

or speak to you again!

Sage, wait! Where are you going?

Guys, guys, I need your help.

Sage and I got in a fight.

It wasn't the circuit breaker.

-[Cin] What happened?

-You happened! Okay?

She's f*cking pissed.

She ran out.

Please go look for her. She said

she never wants to see me again.

Of course we will.

Of course we will.

-We'll find her.

-Thank you. Thank you so much.

-Yeah.

-Of course.

-[Cin] Sage? Sage?

-[Will] Sage! Sage!

Okay, they're gone. Hey.

Something f*cked up

is going on here.

I know. Yeah, no sh*t.

-[sighs]

-I didn't really take the Molly.

What? Why didn't you

tell me that before?

'Cause I didn't know if they

were watching or listening.

These?

It's not a real prescription.

-What?

-Where are your keys?

-f*ck.

-Where are your keys?

-Uh...

-Where are your keys?

They're next to my phone.

Here.

-They were just here!

-They're not there?

-No.

-Do you think they took them?

Seems f*cking possible

at this point.

Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna

ask you this once.

Okay.

Cin and Will both said to me

that you tried

to sleep with her.

And that I owe you one

-because of Sean.

-They're lying.

-So, just tell me if it's true.

-No, no, no, no.

They're lying, okay?

I didn't know how to tell you

'cause it seems very unlikely,

but she tried to f*ck me.

I swear to God,

it was so f*cking weird.

-I didn't touch her.

-How did she know about Sean?

I never mentioned Sean

to her, okay?

I told Will about

what happened to Sean,

but not that it meant that

I could sleep with someone else.

Did you tell Will about me

masturbating in the bath?

Sage, no. I promise I didn't.

[suspenseful music playing]

Okay.

What? Sage.

What? What?

Well, if you didn't tell him,

there's only one way

he could know.

They're recording us?

-Come on.

-f*ck.

-[Sage] Room number three.

-[Diego] You sure about this?

[Sage] We don't have another

option. They have our keys.

[Diego] They get off

on f*cking with us.

I think they're playing

some kind of a game.

[Sage] Well,

if they want us to play,

there has to be a way to win.

[thunder rumbling]

What the f*ck is this?

[ominous music playing]

Um...

Huh.

-Sage. Sage.

-Yeah.

There's a picture of us here.

-No. What?

-Yeah.

-That is us.

-Are these... other couples?

I don't know.

[Sage] Oh, my God.

What is this?

What?

This is their house.

This is their f*cking house.

-Come here. Take a look at this.

-What?

You were right to be worried.

The cameras

were hidden behind the mirrors.

[gasps]

sh*t.

[scoffs]

[gasps]

What did you and Cin do

while me and Sage were gone?

-[Diego] Hey, Sage?

-[Sage] Yeah?

[Diego] After we booked

our stay, they started

researching us, going through

our socials and everything.

They... They're trying to

make us not trust each other.

We have

to get the f*ck out of here.

Delete our f*cking videos

and get out of here.

I'm gonna break this thing.

I don't wanna leave anything.

Okay, do you know

what to break? Okay.

Well done. Well played.

-[Cin] Bravo.

-[chuckles]

You didn't have

to destroy the drive.

Everything's recorded

in the cloud.

What are you doing?

Why are you doing this?

What the f*ck is this?

It's just a game, Sage.

Think of it as an opportunity to

prove your love to each other.

Don't you feel like

everywhere you go,

everyone you meet

is playing their own game

by their own rules,

and no one ever tells you

what their rules are?

[chuckles]

What?

You guys asked us

to come in here last night.

What would you have done

if we said yes?

I wouldn't have let you

come in here.

I would have stopped you.

Sage, almost getting caught

is part of the fun.

-[Cin chuckles]

-How many f*cking times

-have you done this before?

-[Cin] Six.

-Six?

-Mm-hm.

Six including them

or not including them?

They asked how many times

we've done this before.

-Six, not including them.

-What am I missing?

Hello? Hello? Okay,

we're out of here, okay?

We don't care about

your little f*cking game.

Give us our key back.

Wanna know what happens

when you lose?

No.

Give me my key back.

Diego.

-It's okay.

-If we give you these keys now,

there are things about us

and things about each other...

that you're never gonna know.

-Yeah, we're good, I think.

-[Will] I know you are.

Diego, don't you wanna know just

a little bit more about Sage?

We just really

wanna leave, okay?

Please let us leave.

Fair enough. Fair enough.

Fair enough.

-[Will] Go ahead.

-Come on, Sage.

Let's get the f*ck out of here.

-We're gonna miss you.

-Get out of the--

-Hey.

-We're gonna miss you.

-Drive safe.

-We're gonna miss you.

Hey, give me my ring back.

If you leave now, you leave

without the ring, buddy.

I'll be back for it.

[growls sarcastically]

[dramatic music playing]

f*ck, it's unplugged.

What?

There's only six miles

in the battery.

He must have unplugged it

right after I plugged it in.

Okay, let's just go.

We're gonna be in the middle

of nowhere in the woods.

Baby, we have to go.

We have to just

get the f*ck out of here, okay?

-[knocking on window]

-[Sage] Jesus.

I f*cked her, Diego.

I f*cked her

in the back of my car.

That's why we were gone

so long earlier.

He tried. Nothing happened.

I bet my c*m

is still inside of her, man.

-What?

-He's f*cking lying!

Will you just... Just drive!

-He's f*cking lying!

-No, there is evidence.

There's video, Diego.

-He's playing a f*cking game!

-[Will] Come back--

We already won the game, Sage.

I f*cked you!

Diego resisted Cin,

but I f*cked you.

What is this?

You take two people

that are very f*cking in love,

in a committed,

happy relationship,

and you just annihilate it?

Happy and committed

is a stretch, Sage.

But, yes, we... We... We help...

We help people see the truth.

Diego, if you leave now...

-Diego?

-Shut up, shut up.

-Baby--

-Shut up.

Shut up!

Sage, why didn't you

mention this before?

You didn't tell me about Cin.

Not at first, but then I did.

Okay. I didn't

have sex with him.

I didn't tell you because--

Because you cheated before.

-I didn't do this.

-[knocking on window]

I don't think

he believes you, Sage.

-I didn't do this.

-Diego.

I mean, she just

doesn't want you to see

the things that she did.

-Baby, please.

-You can't trust her, okay?

We are not safe here, okay?

We have to go now.

I love you. I didn't do this.

I believe her.

Oh.

Sage, why don't you tell him

what you told Cin?

You know what, f*ck you

and your game. You lose.

Just go.

Baby? Baby! [grunts]

Oh, fu... f*ck!

[Will grunts]

[ominous music playing]

[groaning]

[Diego groans]

[snaps fingers]

-Hey. Hey!

-[Cin] Hey, hey.

Relax.

You're not going anywhere.

-Come on.

-How's your leg, Diego?

Remember this?

It was in your car.

[grunts]

[groans]

Why us? We haven't done

anything to you.

Diego. It's... It's really--

It's nothing personal.

But if we can destroy

in one weekend

what it's taken you

years to build,

I mean, why should you

be together?

Either you resist us

and prove

your love to each other

and live,

or you wind up at the bottom

of the lake.

No couple's played our game

and made it till the morning.

What makes you guys

any different?

We didn't... We didn't break up.

[Cin] Oh.

-Yeah.

-We won!

We won your f*cking game!

We won,

so you have to let us go!

You have to let us go!

We have to let them go.

We have to let you go?

Wake up, Sage.

All you've done

is lie to each other

since you got here.

-[cell phone buzzing]

-Oh.

[stammers]

Give me back my phone!

-Look at that.

-[gasps]

You have just been approved

for your next rental stay

in Florida.

-Great place.

-Woo-hoo!

[Cin] Wow.

You'll never show up there,

obviously.

[unsettling music playing]

Why are you telling us

all of this?

-Tell them.

-Should I tell them?

[gasps]

[Cin] Let's look back, shall we?

[Cin chuckles]

[dramatic sting]

[Diego groaning]

Have you figured it out?

My name is Thomas,

and this is Alice.

Our parents were

Robert and Marilyn Price.

You read about them, Diego.

Room number two,

in the newspapers?

Ooh.

Does that... Does that make

you feel a little outraged?

Not fit with your worldview?

[dramatic music playing]

[Cin] Since we were little, Tom

and I have had a special bond.

We spent all our time together.

Not only were we

brother and sister,

but we were best friends.

Our mom tried to keep us apart.

We'd lie together

and fall asleep.

And our love...

evolved.

When we were teenagers,

our mother caught us

in bed together.

She told our dad,

and he beat us.

They thought we were monsters.

So, we did what we had to.

We proved our love to the world.

[somber music playing]

[grunts] Look.

What your parents did

was horrible,

but we're not them.

[Cin] But you are.

You're the kind of people

that should be judging

your own relationship,

and you're judging ours instead.

Cin, please.

Please, just... Just let us go.

We're not... We're not gonna

tell anybody about this.

So, you have to let us go!

[laughing]

Baby? Oh. Baby?

-Baby?

-Baby?

-Baby?

-My adrenaline.

Oh, I'm feeling really frisky.

I want you.

I want you right now.

-Now?

-Yeah.

-Now?

-Yeah.

[Will] Would you guys, uh...

Would you mind if we just...

We'll take...

We'll be back in two minutes.

-Oh, my God.

-Don't move!

-f*ck!

-[squeals]

[mutters]

Sage? Sage, you gotta run.

You gotta run.

I'm not gonna get far with

this leg, but you gotta run.

I'm not gonna leave you here.

Let's get the f*ck out of here.

Use your teeth.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I saw this on TikTok.

Stand up. Stand up.

Listen to me.

-What?

-Just stand up!

-[Sage] You got it?

-[groans] Yeah. Okay, okay.

You gotta put your arms up,

and then bring them down

as strong as you can.

-Okay.

-Okay? Okay.

[both grunting]

[Diego] f*ck.

[both grunt]

You see?

They were wrong about us.

Look how great

of a couple we are.

-I've been faking it.

-What?

When you quit your job,

all of the financial

responsibility fell on me

without any f*cking plan.

And we weren't equals anymore.

And so,

every time we have sex--

-You've been faking it.

-Yeah.

I thought you might be,

but I wasn't sure.

-I can't get this...

-I'm so sorry.

-...f*cking duct tape!

-You're almost there.

Go get the chloroform.

-Go!

-Mm-hm.

-Did you get it?

-Yeah.

[grunts] Oh, f*ck. Okay.

Okay. Let's go. Let's go.

[groans]

[The Exploited's

"Sex & Violence" playing

Sage, go.

And violence

Go. Go! Get a knife! Go!

And violence

Sex and violence

[grunting]

Sex

And violence

Sex

And violence

Sex

And violence

Sex

[both grunting]

And violence

Sex and violence

[groans]

Sex and violence

[both grunting]

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

[groans]

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

[screams]

Sex and violence

Baby, I couldn't find

the chloroform.

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

Sex and violence

-[glass shatters]

-[song stops]

[Cin screams]

[both groaning]

[breathing heavily]

Oh, my God.

Baby? Baby.

[breathing heavily]

[screaming]

Oh, f*ck. Oh, sh*t. Oh.

Oh, baby, baby, are you--

Wait, wait, wait. Are you okay?

I have glass in my face.

I have glass in my face.

[groans]

f*ck.

f*cking k*ll her!

k*ll that f*cking b*tch!

-I'm gonna get her, baby.

-Go.

-Okay?

-Go! Go!

I love you.

I love you.

[grunting]

[dramatic music playing]

Diego!

[dramatic music continues]

Diego?

Diego?

Diego!

Diego!

[dramatic music continues]

sh*t.

You're gonna k*ll me

with an axe, Sage?

I'll k*ll you

before you k*ll me.

[mockingly] "I'll k*ll you

before you k*ll me."

[panting]

You know what?

I'm gonna be

a real gentleman here,

and I'm gonna give you

a free shot.

How's that sound?

I'm gonna give you

till the count of three

to put that axe in my head.

Or I'm gonna go

and get your boyfriend first,

and then I'll come back for you.

Okay?

[sighs] How much

do you love him, Sage?

Come on, show me

how much you love him.

Would you k*ll for him?

One.

Two.

Three.

[inhales then exhales]

Sage.

I guess

you don't really love him.

[clears throat]

You want me to give you

another shot?

I'm gonna give you

another shot, okay?

But this is the last one.

Okay? Okay?

Let's do this.

Come on, Sage.

One.

You can do it! Come on, Sage!

Two.

You can do it.

You got that k*ller instinct.

Two and a half.

-[Sage grunts]

-[laughs]

f*ck! f*ck, yeah! Come on!

-[grunts]

-Come on, again!

I'm so glad you're not going out

without a fight, Sage.

What are you gonna do now?

[Sage yells]

f*ck. [groans]

[dramatic music playing]

[groans]

You f*cking b*tch!

[dramatic music continues]

[chainsaw roaring]

[chiming]

[unsettling music playing]

[grunting]

[gasps then breathing heavily]

[both grunting]

[screams]

[screaming]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[panting and groaning]

Sage!

-Sage!

-[chainsaw roaring]

[unsettling music playing]

[grunts]

-[Diego grunts]

-[Cin screams]

-[Diego grunts]

-[Cin screams]

Diego! [yells] Diego!

[yelling]

[sobbing]

[dramatic music playing]

Sage! Sage!

[Will mockingly] Sage!

Sage!

I don't think she's coming, man.

-[chainsaw roaring]

-[choral music playing]

[laughs]

[laughs]

Watch your step.

Watch your-- Aw.

No, no, no.

You don't have to do this.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

-No!

-You know,

you think

you're so f*cking perfect,

but really, you're just messy,

f*cked-up people just like us.

Please, please, please.

No, no, no!

[mockingly] Please! No, no, no!

-No! No!

-No, no, no!

-[music stops]

-[gasps]

f*ck.

[chainsaw buzzing]

[breathing heavily]

Are you okay?

-I'm not... Not great.

-Here, babe. Here.

-You?

-I've been better.

Where is she?

[stammers]

I stabbed her in the foot.

She's stuck to the dock.

-Okay. Can you stand?

-Yeah, yeah.

Okay.

[Sage grunts]

[breathing heavily]

[clanging]

Chainsaw's dead.

We need to get

the f*ck out of here.

[breathing heavily]

Both cars are f*cked.

Let's take the boat.

[grunts] Okay.

-Okay.

-Hang on.

[groans] Okay. [groans]

[Sage panting]

I finally have to admit I'm...

I'm not good enough.

Maybe I can write on the side,

but I shouldn't have quit

my job.

I'm a good teacher, you know?

I'm a so-so writer.

I just want you to know that

I'm going back to teaching.

-Okay.

-Okay?

And that you're still

gonna have to read

-my mediocre writing.

-[chuckles]

And maybe now I can write

about f*cked-up people,

but our future

won't depend on it.

[Diego] f*ck! Where did she go?

-[Diego groans]

-[Sage] Got it?

[Diego] Yeah. [groans]

[engine starts]

[Sage] Hang tight!

Oh, sh*t. We're tied.

Get the axe!

Get the f*cking axe!

[Cin grunts]

[dramatic music playing]

[whimpers]

[Cin grunts]

[both grunt]

-[Diego yells]

-[Cin gasps]

-[Diego grunts]

-[Cin yelps]

[dramatic music continues]

-[Cin yelps]

-[Diego yells]

[breathing heavily]

[engine stops]

[unsettling music playing]

Die already!

Sage!

Reverse.

[dramatic music playing]

[propeller roaring]

Sage!

[muffled gurgling]

-Sage!

-It's stuck!

Sage!

-Sage!

-[whirring]

[muffled screaming]

Die!

[muffled screaming]

[music stops]

[both panting]

[chuckling]

[chuckles]

[chuckling]

[both chuckling]

-[groaning]

-[chuckling]

[both laughing]

[pensive music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[music fades out]