Troublesome Night 7 (2000)

[bunniefuu]

Ying, where are you?

Director, we are ready, shall we go now?

Let's go.

Mind the camera!

You'd better take care of yourself.

- Let's sit here.
- So much equipment!

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Gordon
- Yes.

Where is Keung?

He is on another boat.

Alex, why do we have to take
a long way to make this MTV?

It'll bring good effect.

We have to live in the village
for some days.

Do you think we can stand it?

That's what in my mind too.

If you don't like it, you can leave now.

No...

What are you waiting for?

Move...

Do you want some herbal oil?

Are you all right?

I feel so bad!

Are you okay?

- Are you feeling dizzy?
- No way!

How are you?

No! It's a sea sick! I feel so bad!

Are you all right?

Director, here we are.

I came here before for a sight visit.

Here we are.

It's a nice place!

Watch the light,
I want to sh**t the setting sun.

I wish to have two coconut trees here...

It's so pretty! It's just like
pictures on the calendar.

Director, there is a shop.

I came here once for a sight visit.
Let's bring the equipment there.

Director, where will we live?

There! Where is your luggage?

- Let me bring the luggage for you.
- That tree?

No! We have to go to that shop
to look for the lady boss.

Where are they?

Pui, tell Uncle Hung that
the crew has just arrived.

- I am sorry for bothering.
- You're welcome.

Please help yourself.

This is a nice place.

Gordon

Here I am.

Bring some drinks here please.

Please help yourself.

You're the director, I bet it must be
a difficult job to make a movie.

We are not making movies, we make MTV.

Director, want some soft drinks?

- What did you say?
- We make MTV.

That's about songs, you won't understand.

Song?

Mom, Uncle Hung is coming.

Brother Hung.

He is the Chief of this village.

Hello, Chief.

- So, everyone arrived?
- Yes.

I've already prepared rooms for you guys.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Gordon

I'm just next to you, director.

This...

Director.

Chief, this is yours.

Let me introduce, this is my son, h*.

What a handsome guy!

This is the cinematographer, Keung.

- Handsome guy!
- You're flattering me!

While you are working,

my son will do the arrangements for you.

Just tell him anything you want.

Hung.

Why so many strangers have come?

They come for filming,
we are offering some helps only.

What's the matter?

They come to make...

Make what?

They make MTV,
it's something fashionable.

No wonder so many pretty girls have come.

Do you want something to drink?

I'll fetch it myself.

Those dumb-bells don't seem to know us.

We haven't put our make-ups on!

Miss Li, you are so pretty looking.

Can you give me an autograph?

Sure.

Please sign here.

Bigger, okay?

Sign next to the lion, please.

Are you tired?

Yes.

We'll get there soon.

Be frank, how far should we have to go?

Tell us.

Aren't we going to live there?

We can't help!
All the houses are rent out.

We'll soon get there, just after a turn.

Just ten minutes more.

We have walked a long way already.

Where is the house?

- It's very hot.
- It's cool today.

We've walked for a distance.

It's a grand one!

Any apartment for shown?

Are we going to live here?

This is not for you.

Follow me, it's right inside.

Any better one?

Here we are...

These are all for you.

What?

This can be named a room.

Yes, nice scenery!

It's strong enough, I like it.

Not bad.

What happen if there is a fire?

Do we have to live here?

You can choose anyone you like.

Dee, come to assign the rooms.

Keung, let's go out
and have a sight visit.

What the hell!

Miss Li, let's go now.

Bye bye.

sh*t! It's not even equipped!

But we have to live here for a week!

It's dirty!

The mobile phone is not working.

Which network are you using?

Mine is not working too.

It's sh*t!

h*...

Miss Li, what's the matter?

Excuse me, where is the toilet?

It's over there, follow me.

You are really smart.

Sure.

Miss Li, this is the toilet.

What?

We have to bath here?

Do you claim this a toilet?

Look, this is tap water.

Turn it, then you can bath.

But this is cold water!

We only have cold water here.

Don't panic, it's not cold at night.

What's the temperature?

It's about ten degrees.

Ten! Oh, we are real lucky!

Where is the toilet?

Here it is.

It... stinks! Thank you.

Does it stink?

Can't you smell it?

- No!
- Never mind!

We have to squat!

Do you think our feet will get tired?

- No!
- No way.

There are so many holes around.

Don't worry, I'll fix it
with some pieces of wood.

No problem.

I can clean it for you.

That's great.

No other choice?

Clean the toilet.

Are you satisfied?

All right, we'll hire
a maid to clean it up.

Call me if you have any needs.

It's okay.

I can't hold it, I want some fresh air.

I am dying!

Where is Yu?

Under such circumstance,
she must have left.

That's right.

Mandy, it's Brother Cheung
who wants to court you.

But why we are brought together
to such refugee camp?

Where have you up to?

Everyone can tell it.

He is so nice to you.

But he is so tough to us.

He always thinks we are nuisance.

- Isn't he tough?
- Yes.

But I don't feel it.

Does he have a chance?

Of course not.

Look at his glasses!
I won't fall for him.

I don't believe it.

Why?

- Isn't it true?
- Yes.

Don't mention him!

No chance, it's not possible.

- Don't ask.
- All right.

Watch out, I don't want to be seen!

Don't worry.

Uncle Tat.

What is frightening you?

Nothing.

I don't think the atmosphere is good.

This is better.

Hundred years of history! It's cool.

I want to take it from a low angle,
I want to see the roof.

One 1.2 K, two 2.5K.

It will be fantastic.

It must be put on both sides, right?

Do you know what I want to take?

I've got no mood!
I don't want this scene now.

Alex, I am sorry!

That guy must have sea sick,

he's just bluffed.

He knows how to set the lighting,
let him be the director!

Brother Keung, it's sh*t for me!

Brother Keung...

- It's primitive!
- Not bad...

I am sure no one can find
such kind of scene in urban area.

Is this place okay?

It's okay!

Look at there!

It works, sure it works.

Watch!

What?

Watch for me! I want to piss!

What the hell! How can you piss anywhere?

By the way,
you'd better drink something cool.

Pal, I don't know you are hiding inside!

You should say "Please give way"
before pissing around.

Please give way.

You should say before you piss!
You've almost driven me mad.

What are you doing here?

I stool.

You're barbarian!

It stinks!

Keung, this hollow is nice!

If we fill water in,

it'll be like a swimming pool
inside a rock.

I'll feel free!

But, there is a problem.

It's too dirty!

Gordon

Director, here I am.

Send the best boy to clean it up.
And then fill in water.

All right!

Director, it seems to be
a piece of charm.

You'll be the boss.

Does it work?

A bit!

I'll never use this network again.

How do we k*ll time?

Look at you!
You use up all the cosmetics!

We'd better go outside,
and check what's funny around.

This is a remote place.

But, at least we have fresh air.

That's right.

Not bad.

Since we have time,
let's practice singing.

It's a great idea.

Let's go over there.

Nice scenery!

Come on.

Three, two, one.

Once again!

Go.

Thanks.

Swing to the left, swing to the right...

They dance well.

- Pui, drink some water.
- Thanks.

You're welcome.

Cut!

It works.

Lai, Yu, undress and jump to the water.

Look, how pretty Miss Li is.

Swing to the right, swing to the left...

Cut!

Let's call it a day!

It's great! Let's call it a day.

A filming crew has come,
you must have made much money.

Just only one crew has come!

Don't put so much accent in it,
it will make them feel thirsty.

Thirsty? It's good!

So they will drink
more beer and soft drinks!

So we can make more money!

You're damn right!

Come on, put more in.

Director, are you off now?

Is the dinner ready?

One more dish! I'll go get it.

Let me help you.

Pui, what will we eat tonight?

What a wolf!

Isn't it a hard time for you?

No. But, the scene is really nice.

I think the pictures must be wonderful.

Will you do some special effect?

Say, some coloring?

Sure.

That's great.

Some people will always blame tough work.

Nothing comes from nothing, you know?

Have you caught cold?

Don't get sick!
I don't want to delay our schedule.

What a big mouth! I just sneezed.

Why did you touch me in the pool?

I touched you?
I should blame you of touching me!

I didn't touch you!

You acted well.

We shouldn't mention haunted stories
in such remote place.

Stop! You are scaring me!

I am a bit trembling!

What's the matter?

I don't know, I don't know what it is.

No!

Right there!

Stay calm, I will always protect you.

How about us?

You two hug together.

And you'll protect each other.

Hey! You scared me to death!

It's the cry of a wolf.

We always hear that.

Come on, let's eat.

Don't panic, you are a crowd.

Even ghost will be afraid of you.

Are you thirsty?

Don't be nosy. Let's eat.

Here comes the food.

Go eating. I won't bother you.

Director, enjoy your food.

Help yourself.

Sister Fa.

What's the matter?

Bring me some incense.

You want to get rid of the mosquitoes?

I'll bring it to you later.

Yes, I want to k*ll mosquitoes too.

But I want incense for worshipping too.

Okay,
I'll bring it to you after the meal.

Eat first.

Brother Keung, there is a nice place
to go for fun at night!

Alex, I want to discuss the
sh**ting details of tomorrow with you.

All right.

After dinner, you'd better go to rest.

Gordon, don't work too early tomorrow.

Let them take more rest.

Okay.

Pui, I think it's a waste for you
to stay in a village like this.

Why don't you consider
working in the city?

Pui, how long we still have to walk?

Just ten minutes.

You sure?

Alex, isn't it tough for you?

Of course you won't feel any difficulty.

Here we are.

Director, here we are.

If it is needed,
we will start working later tomorrow.

Right here?

Do you let us take a small rest here?

Pui, where do we sit?

- How about here?
- Sure.

You don't need to take
such a big desk, do you?

There is a hope!
I feel like being in a nightclub.

Order something.

Self service here.

Soft-drink machine?

No, I'll fetch anything you want.

- I want beer.
- All right.

Let me help you.

If I knew this place
was for drinking only,

I'd have stayed in my room.

Hey, something missing. It's nice!

Director, let's drink some beer!

Gordon, sit somewhere else.

All right.

Pui, let's take another seat.

Okay.

He's smart when he's courting girls.

Let's not talk about him,
you'll gain this time.

I just want to take a look.

No, I don't like this kind of girl.

I know, you have someone in your mind.

- I'm going now.
- Take your time.

Wait.

Would we be beaten
in this kind of remote village?

Just use something old, call her Jenny.

If there is something wrong,

tell them you've mistaken her
as your friend.

Jenny is a Christian name.

Maybe you name her Dai-h*.

It sounds familiar.

It works!

What a nice place here!

I love your introduction.

This is a pretty place.

Have you ever been the town?

Dai-h*.

What's the matter?

Sorry, I think you're a beauty.

Drink more! If you are drunk,
you won't harm others.

- Beauty?
- Old woman?

Miss, are you feeling lonely?

I come with many friends,
would you like to join us?

Don't panic, we are nice guys.

You b*stards,
you claim yourself to be nice?

Do you think you are good?

If you want to court a girl,
go back to town.

What? Do you want to fight?

Beauty, let's go for a chat.

Sure.

Don't quarrel with him,
he is a local jerk here.

That girl has got bad taste.

Forget it.

If you go to town, remember to find me.

Sure I will.

Gordon, let's go.

Director, we've just started.

Go on.

You have drunk this bottle too?

What'd we do?

- Let's go.
- All right.

Sister Fa said this is the cry of a wolf.

Do you think so?

Yes it is.

Do you think it's the cry of a ghost?

Go to sleep earlier.

Who is it?

Who is out there?

Ying, where are you?

Ghost...

It's me! I want to sleep with you!

It always scared the sh*t out of me.

Ghost!

No! I want to go home...

I don't want to die.

What a waste of time!

I don't want to go there for a beer only!

I wouldn't have gone there
if I knew it earlier!

Be honest, that is a nice place.

But the director didn't seem to be happy.

He must be tired.

It's free!

It's good to sh**t their dancing here.

Let's go back.

Director, I want to go home now.

Do you know how to go back?

It's okay.

I am leaving.

Goodbye...

Thank you.

Bye!

Please.

You are sick!

You wasted too much time on that girl.

Of course you must
go to her home and sleep with her.

Why do you follow us home?

- I want to piss.
- Me too.

Me too.

What's the matter?

I am sorry.

Never mind, have you seen Ying?

Ying? Who is Ying?

How come you search
for your friend in a toilet?

Here we are.

- See you tomorrow.
- Director, good night.

You go to bed this early?

Ghost! Help me!

Don't tell me it's haunted!

It's true.

Shut up, don't tell me
this place is haunted.

Director, this place is haunted.

What's the matter?

Don't panic,
there is no ghost in this world.

Sister Fa said, it's the cry of a wolf.

No, "It" speaks Cantonese.

Wolf also can speak Cantonese.

- Don't panic.
- Is it real?

If you are afraid,

come to my room for a sleep.

I have half bed available for you.

I don't think this is a good idea.

I want you to keep me company,
but I don't want to sleep with you.

So what do you suggest?

Well, I tell you bed side story, okay?

Okay.

How about the story of a wolf?

Okay.

Wasting couple of hours
for telling stories!

Lok, where are you?

Why do you come to my room?

Look at where you are sleeping.

Gordon, get up...

Bring some incense here...

What the hell?

It's for sh**ting purpose,
making smoke, you know?

But we'll take the sh**ting later, right?

Suddenly I've got my intuition.

Finish it as soon as possible,
then we'll leave.

Director, I've asked them to get up.

Director, good morning.

Director, good morning.

Did those b*stards fool me?

All of you get up.

Dee, what have you done this morning?

Sleeping.

Kenji, how about you?

Sleeping either.

Gordon, don't lie to me.

What have you done this morning?

Do you really want me
to tell you the truth?

Speak up!

This morning... I stool a lot.

Go on brushing your teeth.

How is the director?

He is always weird acting.

Brush your teeth.

Cut!

Amanda, are you ready?

Get ready.

Roll.

Rolling.

Action!

Cut!

What's the matter?

Your hat is something wrong.

Really?

No! Move aside.

Like this?

- Is this okay?
- Okay.

What are you looking at?

Nothing.

Is this rope okay?

It's okay.

- Really?
- All right, ready.

Come on.

Is that okay?

It's okay.

Good.

Roll.

Action.

sh**t the legs... the head.

sh**t the legs, the head.

sh**t the legs, then the head...

Who is blocking the camera?

How dare you be that rude to our chief?

No sh**ting, otherwise
I'll throw your camera to the sea.

Why?

I said no sh**ting! So no sh**ting!

Stay calm.

Chief, I am sorry.
He doesn't know you are here.

Please give way, we are sh**ting!

Please view it by standing aside.

I just don't let you sh**t here.

Look at your girls!
They dress like a chick.

It'll damage the fung-shui
of our village. No sh**ting here!

What the hell! You cheated us
to take such damn sh**ting here!

Why don't you let us
do the sh**ting here?

No sh**ting, that's all.

You promised us to do the sh**ting.

Who promised you?

b*stard, I asked you
to keep an eye on them.

But you just stared at the girls.

- b*stard!
- That's none of my business.

No pictures!

Alex, are they kidding us?

Director, what are we going to do now?

He's brutal.

Director, what are we going to do now?

Chief, you promised to let us
do the sh**ting here.

We paid, but you don't let us sh**t here!

If other people know it,
it'll be a shame on me.

I let you sh**t in this village.

But I didn't allow you
to sh**t X-rated film here.

You've gone too far.

If others know it,
I would have no face to be the Chief.

What do you mean by X-rated film?

You are thinking something dirty.

You dress like this!
You don't think this is dirty?

You're stiff-necked.

You've gone too far.

What do you mean?
Are you blaming me? This is my turf!

I said, no sh**ting!

So what?

This is Hong Kong,
this place is governed by laws.

What do you mean by law? I haven't
heard of this word for a long time.

I tell you,
if I can't finish the sh**ting,

I would give no one face. Get lost!

I am Detective Lui,

the only local jerk
of Island District of the HKSAR.

You've come the right time, fix him now.

Wait.

Are you Miss Li of the Grand Three?

Wonderful! I am your fan.

I bought all your albums!

Thank you!

I didn't meet you in town
but I met you on this island!

Let's take a picture.

Why do you always
bring a camera with you?

No nasty people here,
so I don't have much work.

So I take pictures of birds
and trees and white dolphin.

People name me the Great Photographer.

Once I saw UFO.

I couldn't catch its picture
and it flew away.

Can we take a picture now?

It's okay, who is the cameraman?

You must be great in taking pictures.
Please...

Please give way,
no w*r will be taken here.

Miss Li, this way please.
Let me stand in the middle...

Do you mind staying closer?

Do you mind touching your shoulders?

Wait.

Miss, move that side please.
I only have two hands.

It's okay, one, two, three!

Thank you.

Detective. I know it.

Do you want me to ask his permission
to let you sh**t?

You are a smart guy.

In these two years,
I haven't worked officially for people,

thank you for giving me this chance.

- Go home and wait for my good news.
- Thank you.

Chief, come here please.

No.

- Come here.
- No!

Go lock the ice box.

- Come here.
- No!

What the hell are they doing?

They speak strange dialect.

- What shall we do?
- Let's go back to the base first.

That jerk made me mad.

If we were in town,
I would have beaten him.

Calm down.

We are professionals, we are civilized.

Do you think Detective Lui
can convince the Chief or not?

Don't mind him,
I will finish it if I want.

Well, let's ask the press
to report this case,

to give them some pressure.

Do you think this will work?

You're right,
let's call the press to come.

Tell them this village is haunted.

Let's arouse public attention.

It won't work.

Do you have your brain here?

What do you think?

This is a nice idea.

Isn't it nice?

Yes, it is really nice!

Miss Li.

Detective Lui.

Have you convinced the Chief or not?

As I said, you've got a good idea,

that means, I fail to convince him.

But, principally
I am going against your idea.

But, basically I agree with you.

Principally, you have a strong mind.

But basically you are quite selfish.

I am cool.

Alex, it's you who decides how to sh**t.

Gordon, make a call now.

Director, it's long way.

Why didn't you complain the long way
while you were courting girls?

Go now.

Run faster.

Don't you have to work today?

Let's go for a meal.

Detective will be the boss.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

I mean let's cook together, okay?

We are making MTV on the island.

Amanda is being obsessed.

By the way,
call all the reporters to come now.

We'll have something big to tell you.

Let's stop here.

Dad, you've come for a long time,
haven't you?

Yes!

It's his damn idea
to film in such remote place!

He just knows asking me
to do this and that!

Gordon, make a call for me.

He'd know we have to walk
couple of hours to make a call.

Ghost!

Chicken!

Auntie, I am sorry for using you.

It's none of my business.

This place is really haunted!

Ghost!

- Why are you so afraid?
- Go hell.

How dare you court my girlfriend?

You will be scared to death.

This is a good idea.

Do you think
the reporters will come here?

It depends.

- But I just think...
- A little different...

Why didn't you wander around
but come back?

Ghost!

What do you mean by ghost?

It's a mess here, please cut the crap.

Director, this place is haunted!

Shut up! Don't tell me
anything about ghost!

Director!

Come on...

Stay calm! It's just your illusion.

Director.

No...

Calm down! You must stay calm.

What should we do now?

Burn the incense...

Please forgive us...

You are sincere
to burn incense day and night!

I've seen some...

What did you see?

I saw...

Wandering ghosts!

So you must pay your respect.

We have to go back
and pay our respect too.

Hurry up. Don't delay.

Go on!

Please help yourself.

No! We'll be seen!

I've told you not to do right here.

Some outsiders have come. You know that?

We used to do right there.

Can't we do that somewhere else?

What the hell are you doing here?

Nothing...

The boat is leaving soon,
I am in a hurry.

Please stay!

Fa, you'd better go home first.

I am leaving.

You really...

Fa's husband has been my friend
since we were kids.

I want you to take care of her,
but you screwed her!

Actually I wanted to take care of her,

but later, she screwed me, not me.

Don't drag her to death!

I won't mind such kind of business.

You'd better take care of yourself.

Fa...

Ying, where are you?

Ying...

We soon reach there!

It's a long road, where the hell is it?

We'll soon reach there, right?

- When?
- Walk faster.

Tat, why so many strangers have come?

It's good! So Fa can make more money.

Go and ask someone at the shop.

Someone is over there,
I'm going to ask him.

Uncle, do you know where the crew is?

What are you?

Reporters?

They are there!

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

They are coming!

Director.

You are making MTV in such remote place,

It's a hard job to find you.

We are going to stop all shootings here,
and we'll leave tomorrow.

Why?

There is a rumor saying that
this place is haunted.

Isn't this the reason
to make you stop sh**ting here?

Mind your tongue!

b*stard! I didn't let you sh**t here
so you tell them you met ghost!

Have my warning!
Don't report anything stupid!

Otherwise I'll ask my fellows
to ruin your office.

He is threatening us! Take his picture!

He is the Chief!

Take his picture!
He is good at threatening people.

I am not ghost.

I am Detective Lui of this island.

You love taking pictures,
why not take my pictures?

Officer Lui, you've come the right time
to be a fair judge.

You're the police! That's great.

You won't tell lies.
Is this place haunted?

Who are you?

I am a photographer.

This is a misunderstanding.

This Chief, and this handsome artist...

they have some different angles
and different points of view.

Fa, would you please come here.

What can I help you?

Can you sell soft drinks
by wearing bikini here?

- Of course not!
- Sure!

See, that's the point.

This innocent pretty is like this Chief.

And this sex maniac is like this artist.

They have different kinds of view.

We are not discussing whether
Fa should were bikini or not,

but those singers dress too little.

No, it's all because of ghosts.

- This place isn't haunted.
- Yes, it is.

Shut up.

No matter it's haunted or not,
anyway, this is a misunderstanding.

Chief, please come here.

No, I am not.

- Come here...
- No!

Those two b*stards are bluffing again.

Give me face,
let them go on their sh**ting, okay?

No sexy costumes are allowed.

If you see them wearing sexy dresses,

just take off their dresses, okay?

Okay, if only he won't say
this place is haunted.

- Up to you.
- OK.

Artist, is this place haunted?

No, it isn't.

People from the city are more cunning.

Okay, everything is fine now.

Go on sh**ting.

Come and take pictures please.

Come on, let's take pictures.

You should take the pictures,
you're the photographer!

Taller guys stand this side,
and the short guys stand another side.

The most handsome guy
should stand in the middle.

This is a civilized progress.

This is a happy ending
created by the locals, visitors

and the detective.

Smile.

One, two, cheese.

Thank you.

Detective, I think I can wear bikini.

I can tell.

Who is messing up here?

Go get him.

After him...

Detective, why don't you go?

You get him back, and I'll arrest him.

- Go get him.
- Go...

He ran up to the mountain.

He ran fast!

Go get him!

He ran fast!

Be careful.

Come back...

You can never get him
by swaying this rod.

Detective, he ran as fast as lightning.

I've got him.

You've got it? You're really smart.

Get him!

He's escaped.

Bull sh*t! b*stard!

You still want to escape?

Where is he?

Where is Detective Lui?

What's the matter?

Take it easy...

You made me feeling nervous too.

Go in.

This may be
the bravest moment in your life.

Even when you get old
you won't forget it.

Go quickly!

You are big, you go in.

Gordon, here is wet.

I think it is absolutely a ghost's turf.

Take care, maybe,
more than one ghost will be found.

Gordon, there is a door.

Mind me please.

What's the matter?

Are you okay?

Detective Lui, are you all right?

What the hell is it?

What did you see?

Don't ask! Just go ahead.

It's smoky!

May I... go out first?

See if there is any other exit.

Go over there.

Help...

A ghost is pulling my leg!

Who is screaming for help?
Do you want me to come in?

No.

Please remove this for me.

It's just vine, you chicken!

Let's go.

It's not a ghost pulling your leg.

- Don't scare us.
- You know, I can't see anything.

There are many secret lockers.

We'd better go back.

Go back? You'd better go back alone.

See, this is his turf.

Why are there cooking utensils?

Ghost!

Oh my God, this is none of my business.

Bite him.

He isn't a ghost, he is a living man!

Beat him.

We've got him, sir.

Got it? Pull him out.

Quickly... Got it?

Got it? We've finally got him.

Detective Lui, he is under arrest.

Kid, you can keep silent.

But what you've said...

I've forgotten.

Anything would do.

How dare you scare us
by pretending as a ghost?

Stop beating!

Call the Chief, I'll take him there.

Go!

Stop.

We cops won't abuse violence.

We lost chickens and pigs,
I see, you stole all those things!

Lock him inside.

Everything is fixed! Go working.

Chief, I go call the villagers right now.

All of you leave at once.

Shut up!

Sir, this is Detective Lui.

No... This is Small Lui.

In these days, I feel not convenient...

May I...

I have piles in my a*s...

No, it's a big one.

Detective Lui, why do you look pale?

I am fine.

Do you believe in ghost?

Yes, I do.

Have you seen any?

No,

but I think it exists in this world.

So-may, sit down first,

let's chat for a while.

You know me for more than two years.

- What do you think about me?
- You're nice.

What do you think about my mind?

You're okay!

Do you think
I am a loyal detective or not?

Sure you are.

If I court you, will you accept me?

Well...

Take a seat, Detective Lui.

I think she will accept.

Now, everyone is clear.

There is no ghost in this world.

It's that b*stard
who played tricks to fool you.

Now, he is under arrest,
will be all right then.

Tomorrow, we'll continue our sh**ting,
got it?

Alex, I don't think this is the case.

What's the matter?

That b*stard looks weird,
and he doesn't know how to talk.

It made Yu hiding inside.

Since everyone is scared.

We'd better leave this place.

Let's sh**t in somewhere else.

You don't need this place, do you?

There are many other
beautiful places in Hong Kong

Keung, what do you think?

Since all of us want to leave,
let's leave.

Since we are not fond of this place,

even we stay here,
we won't achieve good result.

All right, let's leave.

Gordon, call the boats to pick us up.

Director, do you mean it?
You want me to go again?

What are you afraid of?
Are you afraid of death?

If you die, it's great,
then this film will be your last job.

Sure you'll be famous forever. Come on!

Go now! Hurry up!

Pack up now.

How about you?

You'd better go packing up now.

Right, you haven't luggage at all.

What a waste.

Every times he wants me to go alone.

No one has ever gone with me.

Help... Ghost...

Ghost!

Lok, where are you?

Lok, where are you?

Lok, where are you?

Ying, where are you?

I am beneath the big rock.

Ying, I am at top of the rock,
where are you?

I am inside the water.
Why can't I see you?

Lok, where are you?

Where are you? I can't see you.

Ying.

I can't see you, where are you?

Ying.

Lok, where are you?

Ying...

Ying, where are you?

Lok...

Where are you?

Why can't I see you?

No such thing has ever happened
in this village.

Since you've come,
you've messed up our village.

See? I told you this village is haunted!

Cut the bull sh*t!

If this place isn't haunted,
how do you explain this?

Cut the crap.

Someone is dead now.

I am the cop, I'll be in charge of this.

Days were too nice for us.

We forgot everything.

Granny Ping, what did you say?

If you want to hear the story, follow me.

You've all gone
and you leave this body to me?

I will be scared.

You fix it and you come to join us, okay?

What are you doing?

Why are you all sweated?

The man who died on the beach...

He is scary.

Don't panic, I am here to protect you.

Will others see us?

Don't panic.

Granny Ping,
what are you going to tell us?

Let me drink some tea
and clear my throat first.

This is a long story.

So I want to drink some tea
to wet my mouth.

You're right...

h*, is the hot water ready?

- Here it is.
- I will help him.

Here it is.

Watch out, it's really hot.

It's Chiu-chou tea.

Granny Ping, watch out, it's really hot.

What tea is it? It seems to be tasty!

This smells great!

Detective Lui,
let Granny Ping tell the story.

Don't interrupt her words.

Once upon a time, Nam was our Chief.

He had a daughter Ying.

Is it the one
who jumped to sea to k*ll herself?

Wait, you mean Ying was dead?

Ying?

I've told you.

There was a man's voice, it's scary!

He always said, "Ying, where are you?"

You just heard his voice.

But I saw him standing
in front of me and asked

"Ying, where are you?"

Is the man in black?

How do you know that?

Not only knowing this.

I know Ying is wearing red.

But the man didn't ask me where Ying is.

Stop...

You'd better stop talking.

If you keep on talking,
Ping will have no chance to talk.

I know Ying jumped to sea to death.

But why did she k*ll herself?

Shut up.

Why do you still talk?

You, shut up too.

Granny Ping, go on please.

This is the story.

Ying fell in love with a guy
who came from the town.

Daddy.

Drink it.

Daddy, what's this?

This is for ab*rtion.

No, Lok said he would marry me.

We would get married.

But you are pregnant
before getting married.

I am the Chief,
you want me to lose my face?

Drink it.

I am sorry, I can't drink it.

- Drink it.
- No.

You b*tch! From today onwards,
you are not allowed to leave home.

What the hell? He is so stiff-necked!

Pre-marital sex is no big deal.

Sir, you are a cop.

You must be responsible for your words.

Don't you think a cop
can't have pre-marital sex?

Do you know why we raise
so many pigs here?

Do you know the use
of the cages for pigs?

They are used for locking up
adulterers and b*tches.

But time is different now.

Yes, it's different...

Granny Ping, Ying was pregnant,

Was Lok willing
to take the responsibility?

Sure, he was a nice man, of course
he was willing to take care of Ying.

Stay where you are,
otherwise I will beat you to death.

Chief, I want to see Ying.

Get lost, I don't want to see you.

I want to see Ying.

- Kei, take her away.
- OK.

What age is it now?

We have cross-harbor tunnels and MTR.

I just made her pregnant.
Can't you let me see her?

Kick him away.

I want to see Ying.

Daddy, stop beating him...

Beat him to death.

Lok, run! Otherwise they will k*ll you.

Go to hell!

Daddy, stop beating him...

b*stard, how dare
you take my daughter's advantage?

Lok, answer me.

Lok...

Throw him away.

Lok.

What the hell?

This was a m*rder case.

Tell me, where is he now?

Sit down, he died.

Otherwise how could I become the Chief?

Where is his son?

He died too.

So they needed not to be punished by law.

Granny, how about Ying?

She was locked up
by her father inside a hut.

One year later,

her body was found floating in the sea.

Ying's body was brought on shore.

Her baby was gone.

Lok, where are you?

Ying, where are you?

From that time onwards, weird crying
are always heard in the village.

Granny Ping...

Villagers always hear weird cries...

thus frightening the villagers.

Think something.

No, this will bring troubles to us.

Please help me.

No way.

He kept on begging me, I was touched.

So I wrote a charm and put on the rock
to stop Lok bothering people.

Granny Ping, have some tea.

Thank you.

It's Ti-kung-yam of the 80's.

It smells great! It tastes great.

Granny Ping,
you drink tea like tasting red wine.

Shut up.

Lok.

Don't be afraid.

You ruined a kid's life.

Why do you want to harm h*?

- h*.
- Chief, don't.

I didn't k*ll that kid.

He fell down the slope and died.

It's over, why didn't you
reincarnate but stay here?

Why do you want to stay
in the human's world?

I want to find Ying...

She is dead, why didn't you see her?

We were not official couple.

I couldn't see her.

Granny, please help me.

Help me...

Okay, I will try my best to help you.

But, you must leave h*'s body first.

What's the matter?

h*, are you all right?

- I am fine.
- Are you all right?

Are you all right?

I am fine, what's happened to me?

- I just...
- Nothing...

Father, what's happened?

He returns.

Don't panic.

What's that noise?

They caught a young man yesterday,

he couldn't speak and talk.

I don't know who he is.

I tied him up.

Take me there.

All right.

You'd better stay here.

Keung, give a hand.

I don't think you need me.

Be careful.

- Dad, be careful!
- It's all right.

Catch him.

- Do you want to escape?
- Beat him!

Granny Ping, it's dangerous! Be careful.

It's okay.

Don't panic!

I told you not to beat him.

Don't panic... Hands off...

Don't be afraid...

Chief, let me take him back, okay?

It's dangerous.

Don't worry, he is only a kid.

Okay, I'll leave him to you, take care.

Call me if anything happens.

All right...

Don't panic, I'll take you home.

Be careful, I'll go with you.

Will it be all right?

Let them go.

- Are you okay?
- Fine! Let's go.

He is staring at the rock.

Does he have any relationship with Lok?

Let's go, be good...

Don't be afraid.

Come here, I'll bath for you.

Don't be afraid.

Come on, I'll wash your body.

Poor you!

Let granny wash your body.

Stop! Don't pour water on me,
I am all wet.

My dad asked me to bring you clothes.

Thank you.

- Don't worry!
- Granny, are you all right?

No one will hurt you.

Stop! Be good, stop...

Don't be afraid, no one will hurt you.

- Granny, are you all right?
- I'm fine.

You'd better go back.

Be careful.

Don't panic...

So handsome looking.

Drink it, right, drink slowly.

Come on, learn talking.

Say, daddy...

Daddy...

Daddy

Right! Have a sip.

Be good, say again...

Don't be naughty,
it dirties your clothes.

Come here, and learn talking.

Come on.

Daddy...

Mom...

Come on, you have to learn talking.

Stop playing, come here, be quick!

Speak up...

Mom...

Good boy! You are so nice!

Mom...

Ying, Where are you?

Lok, where are you?

One was buried in fire,
one was buried in sea.

In these 20 years,
you couldn't go together.

Poor them!

Let's go to worship God.

Granny Ping, I've brought you
the two persons you want.

Thank you.

Granny, what do you want from us?

I want you to help this kid.

Miss Li, I know you sing pretty well.

Thank you!

How can I help you?

I want to use your voice.

Nuts! I won't join this ridiculous game.

Alex, let's go.

It'll be fine if we leave this place.

Please stay!

I know it's none of your business.

But, are you that hard-hearted?

Ying and Lok have been
searching for each other.

They have failed
to find each other for 20 years.

You'll be paid for your kind deed.

Okay, I'll help you.

I know how bad a person feel
if he can't stay with the one he likes.

You love helping others.

Do you know how I feel?
I don't know what you are thinking.

What'd we do?

I'll convince her.

Amanda... Wait for me.

Why do you chase after me?

Please give a hand,
you'll be paid for your kind deed.

No, they asked for my help, not yours.

How can you say yes?

If you offer help, at the same time,
you are helping yourself.

I don't understand.

Be good.

Granny, it's ready, you can worship now.

All right!

Chief, please give me three joss-sticks.

Don't worry, just take it easy.

- Thank. Get ready the paper money.
- OK.

Take it.

Keung, are you ready?

Alex, will it work?

I think so.

Granny said, it's like performing drama
during the Ghost Festival.

What does that mean?

It's a show for the ghost.

Granny Ping, you want me to hold this?

You can't put the spirit tablet
on the floor.

Detective Lui, please.

My pleasure.

I'm afraid.

You will be paid for your good deed.

I know, but I'm still afraid.

Kneel down.

Detective Lui, you kneel down too.

Are you kidding me?

Please.

Alex, are you ready?

Yes.

Does it work?

Don't worry, you just sing as usual.

Lok, Ying, your son is saying
the last goodbye to you.

I hope this can help you.

Chief, burn the paper money.

Ready, roll...

Action!

Cry.

Daddy, mom...

Daddy, mom...

Daddy, mom...

Daddy, mom...

What the hell?

Daddy...

Chief, burn more paper money.

Go on.

Mom, daddy...

Go on...

Lok...

Daddy, mom...

Daddy, mom...

Daddy, mom...

Thank you very much, Miss Lee.

What's next?

Is Lok staying with Ying now?

Yes!

We've helped them!

Everything is fine!

Granny Ping, can I move now?

I am sorry.

Never mind, I am a cop.

Even you put a coffin on me,
I don't mind.

Thank you.

Hold it.

Daddy.

Mom.