01x08 - Seance

[bunniefuu]

- [Narrator] Previously on Ezra.
- I think I'm really falling...

Oh my God. Would you look
at the altitude of the sun right now?

- Oh, I gotta go.
- E, you are literally creating problems for yourself.

- Am I?
- Hi, could I get a... it's you.

- I Need you, to be honest with me.
- I'm being honest.

- I can't love someone who doesn't love me, Ezra.
- Oh my God.

Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
God, I'm such a clutz.

Hey, in case you couldn't find
him, what was your name again?

- Kylo.
- I'm a vampire.

Whatever you are,
I don't care. Okay?

I love you, Ezra. (Screaming)

(rock music) - Vanilla
latte with oat milk, hot.

(rock music) (pop music)

Oh my god. You're in my frame.

You're welcome. I'm looking
for the psychology department,

- I'm here to meet a friend.
- [Blond Girl] Who?

- Tall, annoying, sounds like a banshee.
- Ugh, Ezra.

- You know Ezra?
- Know him? Yes.

Like him? No. He's too
much of a bottom for me.

- What's wrong with being on the bottom?
- Plus his boyfriend

and his lesbo friend are super
annoying. Gross, lesbos, right?

Yeah, you and I are gonna go for a
drink later to talk about your friends.

- Yes, I would love to do that. I could go now.
If you want, I mean, I'll check my schedule

- and I'll DM you later.
- I'll find you when I'm ready.

- I'll find you when I'm ready.
(Laugh) Ready now. (Laugh)

See you. Yes, a*s looking fat.

(rock music) -
Oh, what about him?

- What? No, he looks so friendly.
- Him?

What? No, no, no. Greg,
Greg, Greg is awesome.

- Hey, can you both just shush, I'm trying to work.
- Hey, Ezra.

- Hey, Derek.
- Gotta bail on our three o'clock.

Brock and I have a date
night. Going to an escape room.

Yeah, of course, no
problem. You guys have fun.

- (Derek laughs)
- Don't.

Oh, I forgot to mention, one of your
other therapy patients were looking for you.

- Other patients? Derek is a full-time job.
- Yeah. Cade and I were talking and just...

- Who the f*ck is Cade?
- He's a barista here.

We met at the Halloween party
and he wanted to walk me to class.

- Ian. Check my pulse.
You're telling me Gwen Garcia,

the anti-men queen herself, is
talking to none other than a man.

Oh, f*ck off. Anyways, she said
you guys had an appointment later.

Look at the damage I did on Derek. I
literally cannot manage any more people.

- Weird.
- What was her name?

- Kylo.
- Oh my God, like the guy from star wars?

- Why do you always think everything's from star wars?
- Okay, it is a cultural...

(rock music) (scream)

- And you didn't think to tell me any earlier.
- Okay. I don't understand what the big deal is.

- E, just hold on a second.
- Can I borrow this?

- Actually, I don't even know why I asked, I'm taking it.
- Wait. Okay, Ezra.

- Okay, how about this one? You don't even wear it.
- Hey, come on.

No more running. Remember?

Kylo is like Aniya's best friend, sidekick,
confidant. Honestly, I don't know.

- It's like a very weird power dynamic.
- Wait who's Aniya?

- Wait, Aniya? As in vampire k*ller cousin Aniya?
- Yes. Thank you, for validating my crisis.

- Wait, I, I, I don't get it.
- Okay. There's like 4 years of back story to gloss over.

Basically, for thousands of years the vampires
and vampires hunters - gag - even the witches,

and mortals were all at w*r. Until, Aniya
and a bunch of other elites drew up a truce,

being like 'as long as we don't intertwine with the
mortals we can all just vibe and continue living

and nobody else dies.'
But then you showed up

- with your cuffed jeans and here we f*cking are.
- Got it.

- Okay. So now what?
- Death to me, you, Ian.

- Honestly I don't know, its like kind of a toss up right now.
- So you're leaving?

If I stay, it will not be safe for the
both of you. And I do not want that.

- E, come on, we gotta...
- Ian, I love you.

But you do not understand. If
she finds you, she will k*ll you.

Okay. Is it possible that
just Kylo is here? No Aniya?

It's been hundreds of years. Maybe
they had a falling out, things change.

There's only one way to
find out, but I am telling you,

she's evil. (Party music)

- Woo. That's disgusting.
- That's vodka.

- Sorry, can I get two more shots, please?
- [Bartender] Yeah, sure.

- (pop music)
- I love this song.

- Let's dance.
- With these people? It's like social suicide.

- It's like posting a poll to your story.
- Vibe with me.

(pop music) - I take it
things have been working out.

I mean, yeah, I'm definitely better since the last time
you saw me, but you know, wouldn't exactly say thriving.

He thinks his k*ller cousin has entered
this realm on a quest for revenge.

- Oh my God, I feel like Harry Potter.
- Harry Potter has realms?

- Yeah, well...
- Can you focus?

- k*ller cousin?
- Aniya Grey.

- Stop! She's your cousin?
- I know.

- Wait, so are we summoning the devil? Or...
- No.

- Are we?
- If you wish to see that your cousin is near,

you must trace the line of blood that bonds you here.
If the blood travels alone, that means you're safe.

If it travels with another, it
means a relative is near. (Giggle)

Shush (scream)

- I'm literally fine.
- She's...

- Here.
- Well, what now?

- We get the f*ck outta here.
- Told me.

- Cousin. What took you so long?
This very world is making you slow.

- That's Aniya?
- I think it's really important to pick your battles.

So, I'm gonna let that one
slide. Why are you here, Aniya?

Why am I here? Cause I
couldn't find a charter jet to bring me

to Turks and Caicos. You know why
I'm here, Ezra. And what I came to do.

- Ian has nothing to do with this.
- And neither did Nathaniel.

- That was different.
- He was my love.

- And you m*rder*d him.
- I k*lled a hunter,

- a rule you made before your little love affair.
- Wow.

Well let's just blame the victim. You
know, one of these days, Ezra, you're gonna

- have to learn how to take some f*cking responsibility.
- I did you a favor.

I am gonna rip his head off his
body and drown you in his blood.

- You have 24 hours to k*ll him or I will.
- If you f*cking touch him, I'll k*ll you.

- Well, you had 4 years.
You just need five minutes.

(pop music)