01x10 - There Will Be Blood

[bunniefuu]

- Previously, on Ezra.
- Like how does she know?

- How does who know?
- Anaya, okay, no one ever listens to me.

Oh my God, good morning! How are we doing
today, are we all excited to die tonight?

- No one is dying.
- I just don't get it.

- Elaborate.
- If Anaya signed a treaty

in the first place to keep the vampire hunters
and the vampires from k*lling each other.

Then that means the vampire hunters
were obviously successful at k*lling them.

- We're gonna be dead soon anyways.
- Oh, oh yeah.

Anaya and I have been like
hanging out. (Laughs) - Who are you?

Who am I? Oh, that is such
a loaded question these days.

The Hunter. I thought
we k*lled all of you.

Guess you missed
one. (Girl gasping)

- Ian has nothing to do with this.
- And neither did Nathaniel.

- That Was different.
- He was my love

- and you m*rder*d him.
- I can touch him, I'll k*ll you.

- Well, you had 4 years.
Just need five minutes.

- This is why you need to leave.
- Where are you going?

- Family f*cking reunion.
- ♪ Me and my girls, yeah call us a coven ♪

♪ When it comes to loving ♪ They
got my back when I go on trusting ♪

♪ Boys like you ♪
You're gone and buried

♪ The cemetery
♪ Boy, ain't it scary

♪ R.I.P., you're dead to me
♪ You're gone and buried

♪ I hope you're ready
♪ Boy, ain't it scary

♪ R.I.P., you're dead to me ♪
Cross my broken heart, I hope ♪

♪ you die, die ♪ Cross
my broken heart, I hope ♪

♪ you die, die ♪
R.I.P you're dead to me

- Poo, where's the boy toy.
- This stops now.

Now, just when I'm about to have
my fun. Next time, I won't be so nice.

- Where is he?
- You know what your problem is.

- You never seem to let things go.
- Thanks for the unsolicited advice, Dr. Phil.

- I have your stuff in the back already.
- We can't just give up.

We're not giving
up, but Ezra's right,

Look, if you stay or I stay, then
she kills us, and then what?

She goes free. If
he's alone with her

then he has a better chance to
stop her without worrying about us.

(car engine starts) - Your
issues are much deeper

than one heartache that happened
centuries ago. I mean, look at Kylo,

you've been here for how long
and you've already replaced her.

- Loyalty runs far with you.
- That two-faced trader ran off.

If I had to be around you for
hundreds of years, I would too.

You have no idea the sacrifices
I had to make and I will not

let them go to waste because some inept
vampire can't seem to get with the program.

You took away the one thing that I loved -
Must be pathetic when the one thing you loved

didn't even love you. People
who love each other don't lie.

Lie. Huh,

- impossible.
- She didn't tell you?

- Oh my God, Kylo didn't tell you.
- Tell me what!

- Nathaniel was cheating on you.
- And who would he dare to do that with?

- Me.
- What?

We need to stop the car - Ian!

- We can't just leave!
- This isn't an easy choice for me either, okay,

- but staying is only going to make it worse for everyone.
- We need to stop.

Stop the f*cking car! I just
can't leave him at that church.

She's gonna k*ll
him. Wait, a church?

What church? A church?

Yeah - A church.

- Yes, a church.
- Wait, in that book,

- where does it say vampires come from.
- Hell, but Ezra says it's not that bad.

- And she's bringing him to a church.
- Yes, Gwen, we've established it's a church.

- Ian, what's the opposite of hell?
- Ah, I will drive you so far

- into the ground that you'll miss hell.
- You're not at all curious as to why your best friend

never told you - My
duties were my focus.

Kyla was just trying to keep me on
track while you were trying to destroy it.

On track. Wow, That's
some class A manipulation

- and I'm a psychology major so I would actually know that.
- Shut up, shut the f*ck up!

- He was a liar, cheater, manipulator.
He didn't want you, Anaya,

- he wanted the money and power that came with you.
- No, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Actually, I do because you
wanted the same thing I have now.

To be accepted, to be loved.
We aren't meant to be one thing,

forever self-sufficient, never to be
loved or seen unless covered in blood.

- No, we do what we must to survive.
- Really. And how is that going?

Nathaniel never loved you, Anaya.
And you've spent centuries thinking he did

when you could have been loving someone
else - You're gonna wish he k*lled you.

If it isn't king poo-poo and
princess pee-pee - Shove it, Amber.

- I'm guarding the door.
- Either you move and I don't smash your head in

- or you don't and I do it later.
- What's the third option.

Take your pick. (Evil roaring)

- Wait, isn't that like technically cannibalism?
- Ezra!

(static) (glass breaks)

- Give that to me.
- No.

- Yes!
- No!

Fine, let's just make
out already - What?

What? Ow!

- What is your problem?
- You!

Who knew you
were so masc - Ezra!

- (upbeat music plays)
- Ezra!

- Aye yo, puta.
- I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you.

(high-pitched
screams) (door opens)

Oh, thank God that's
over with - Priyanka?

- What's my name?
- Priyanka.

I've been trying to get rid
of that b*tch for centuries.

- Who the hell are you?
- Council, sweetie.

And I wouldn't get too brave with those bangs.
Thank you little bisexual boy for your service.

I'll be sure to let everyone
know that annoying b*tch is dead.

- Okay, but how did you know that she was dead so fast?
- I'm a drag queen.

- We know everything.
- [All Together] True.

Yeah, that's true - Bye f*ck!

- I hate your bangs, they're ugly.
- I'll grow them out.

Yeah, you better. Bye!

Well, out of everything,
that was the most unexpected.

So, what now? I don't
know, but I really need coffee.

(upbeat music)