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01x07 - The Brain Thief / Titan, the Titanium Man / Birdman Versus the Constrictor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Birdman and the Galaxy Trio". Aired: September 9, 1967 – January 20, 1968.*
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Birdman, depicting the adventures of a winged superhero powered by the sun, and The Galaxy Trio, centered around the adventures of a patrol of interstellar superheroes.

01x07 - The Brain Thief / Titan, the Titanium Man / Birdman Versus the Constrictor

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Birdman!

Birdman!

Amazing, yes most amazing.

He's disappeared.

Yes, Birdman, it's happened again.

Another of this country's
top scientists

has disappeared while
visiting the World's Fair.

And we still have no clues?

That's why you'd better
get out there, and fast.

I'm on my way.
Over and out.

There's a job waiting, Avenger.

Let's go.

Birdman!

Here comes Birdman now.

That's right, Birdman.

One minute he was standing there,
and then poof, he was gone.

Let's go inside.

I want to see the exact spot.

It was right here.

A Dr. Shado once experimented
with matter transference,

but his lab blew up.

But it's just the kind of thing
his evil mind would work on.

Come, Avenger.

We're going to check out
Dr. Shado's old hiding place.

That was the old place,

and from the looks of things,
he's back in business again.

Let's go in, Avenger.

It's Birdman, all right.

He's finally arrived, at long last.

This time I'm ready for him.

Dr. Shado.
I should have guessed.

We have a score to settle, but first
you're releasing those scientists.

Ah, but my brain hoarder
isn't through with them yet.

You're through all right,
and right now.

Wait.

No man has ever conceived anything
as fantastic as my brain hoarder.

And it is being stored to
be used when needed.

You're no match for
this machine, Birdman.

Wait, you fool.

This will stop Birdman.

An invisible force wall, Birdman.

Made instantly by my brain hoarder.

A force wall, huh?

Where are you, Birdman?

One Birdman, all sealed and ready
for delivery to my projecto cannon.

And now, I'm going to
send you on a little ride.

In fact, your last flight.

Farewell, Birdman.

Must get out, but my strength is gone.

This object seals me from the sun.

I can feel the sun's rays.

My strength returning.

Good boy, Avenger.

You can let go now, Avenger.

The energy rays of the
sun have done their work.

I think we owe Shado another visit.

Birdman!

Well, he's still alive.

And the fool is coming back for more.

You can prepare to
free those scientists

and get ready for a trip to jail.

Behold.

Meet your big brother, Birdman.

If you had an inkling what
my Birdman is capable of,

you'd crawl on your
stomach right now.

Somebody is going to crawl,
but it won't be me.

How's that for openers, Birdman?

His magnet ray has you pinned
like you were on fly paper.

Must break free before he reaches me.

Outside, Avenger. Outside.

I'll give him a charge
of the paralyzer ray.

Good thing I set up
my solar shield in time.

Now it's my solar beam
against his paralyzer.

Must give it all I have.

Must.

That did it.

Now I'm going to deliver
you personally to your papa.

Here's your boy, Shado.

Special delivery.

Strangely enough, we
remembered nothing

once he put that
apparatus on our heads.

He almost succeeded in
accomplishing his plan.

Too bad he never used his evil
genius for good of mankind.

Goodbye. The authorities
will take care of Shado.

Goodbye. Mankind will
always be in debt to...

Birdman!

And now, the final step
to make myself invincible.

Success! I have become
Titan the Titanium Man.

With my army of super-cybernoids,
I shall be master of the galaxy.

But first, I must dispose
of one minor obstacle.

The Galaxy Trio.

That completes the
sweep of Vectra 3-5.

Check. Turning to
new course, Vectra 3-9.

Wait a minute.

We're picking up a distress signal.

It's coming from Titanorus.

The Metal Planet.

That place is supposed
to be off limits.

I don't like it.

Neither do I.
But we'll have to investigate.

Well, there it is.
Looks peaceful from here.

Let's take the ship down.
We'll get a closer look.

Perfect. They fell for the trap.

I've lost control. We can't move.

We're caught in some kind of rego beam.

Cybernoids! They're firing heat rays.

We'll have to act fast.
The ship can explode any second.

My gravity force will turn the tables.

And now it's my turn.

The last one's mine.

And my freeze-vapor
should cool him off.

I think it's about time we
found out who's behind all this.

Right. Power up the
lason tube, Gravity Girl.

Powering up.

We're going to take a
look inside that fortress.

Well, we're here.

We haven't had one bit of resistance.

Be patient, Galaxy Trio.

My super cybernoids will give
you all the resistance you need.

This calls for an inside job.

Let's see how he likes my steam vapor.

Looks like I need a shield
from those rockets.

That's putting the lid
on him, Meteor Man.

I think a double blast
of gravity is in order.

Well, Galaxy Trio.

I see my super cybernoids
were no match for you.

Therefore, I, Titan,
will deal with you myself.

Look out.

They're gone.

I've got to find them.

How unfortunate it is that Vapor
Man is not here to join you.

Once I pull this lever, my Cybertron
capsules will dematerialize you.

Then they will rocket you into outer
space and explode into cosmic dust.

Sealing your doom forever.

Titan's laboratory
is behind this door.

There they are.

This calls for some smoke vapor.

What's this?

Vapor Man, the release switch.

Are you all right?

We're fine, Vapor Man.

But not for long.

You forgot my sensory cybernoids.

Looks like I need
some room to work.

Now back to your bed.

You cannot stop my rays, Galaxy Trio.

You're wrong, Titan.

My storm vapor did stop your rays.

Now you can have them back.

His cybernoids have gone berserk.

Let's gravity out of here.

No! No! Get back! Get back!

Do you suppose Titan
got away in that rocket?

It's difficult to say,
but one thing we do know.

He and his cybernoids will never
again be a threat to the galaxy.

Birdman!

Excellent, my pet.

And that is what you shall do when
I lure my arch-enemy the Birdman

to my jungle headquarters.

And I know just the
way to get him here.

These secret papers reveal the location
of the free nation's m*ssile sites.

The international police will pay
a high ransom for their return.

Bad news, Birdman.

The top security m*ssile location
plans were stolen by the Constrictor.

He'll give them back on one condition.

What's that?

He will exchange them
for your eagle Avenger.

In the wrong hands, those plans
could endanger the entire free world.

I have no choice.

What arrangements are
made for the exchange?

The Constrictor insists
that Avenger be delivered

off the coast of an island in the
Pacific by one of our submarines.

And you are not to
be anywhere around.

I have no choice, old friend.

The world's security is at stake.

I'll send Avenger to you, Falcon.

Over and out.

This homing device will
enable me to track you down

once he has you, Avenger.

And I vow he won't have you long.

Farewell, Avenger.
We'll meet again soon.

This is where we were
to meet the Constrictor

and exchange Avenger
for the security plans.

But I see no one.

Look, over there.

It's some sort of monster.

This is the Constrictor speaking.

You will do exactly as I tell you.

Send Avenger to me and
I will give you the plans.

Go, Avenger.

We have no choice.

Those fools.

Now I have Avenger and the plans.

Quickly!

He's escaping with
the plans and Avenger.

Fire at his ship.

Now that the Birdman knows that I
am not about to give up these plans,

he'll seek you out, Avenger.

And I know just the place to keep you.

We're heading back to my headquarters.

Stay close to Avenger, my pets.

I am about to destroy the m*ssile
locations of the free nations.

And so he now has both
Avenger and the plans.

But not for long.

I'm going after Avenger and then
I'll deal with the Constrictor.

Birdman!

I'm drawing closer.

Avenger must be on that island below.

Avenger is in there.

A good trap by the Constrictor,
but not good enough.

So much for the Constrictor's
headquarters.

He won't use that place again.

Birdman!

My first target.

Before long, the free world
will be on its knees before me.

Enough for this m*ssile site.

Now I shall move on to the next one.

But what do I see?

Birdman!

He has somehow tracked me.

Even he cannot withstand the
laser ray of the Constrictor.

There he is below, Avenger.

Stay behind my solar shield.

Impossible.

Birdman is too powerful.

I must escape.

I must get those plans back so I
cannot destroy the ship completely.

The plans are here, but the
Constrictor has escaped.

He won't get a chance
to use this ship again.

These will go back to
a top security safe.

And I won't rest until we
track down the Constrictor.

Birdman!

Birdman!