Army of Frankensteins (2013)

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It's okay. You're gonna be okay.

What're you gonna do to me?

Maggie, I didn't let you

and your sister escape

to find you out here in this.

We're just trying

to help, Jimmy.

You gotta get outta here.


There's a w*r...

What's gotten into you?

That wasn't me.

Ah. Oh, my God.

Maggie, go. Go, run!

Maggie.

Maggie!

Big line of thunderstorms

moving into the Richmond area

from the west,

going to have a lot of

lightning associated with it.

Good news is, it should be

cleared out by morning.

We'’II have a little more on

your seven day forecast coming up.

It's back to you, Linda.

Thanks, Billy.

Now more on our

developing story...

"Dear, Alan Jones...

"Civil w*r...

Solomon Jones...

"Lost his left arm..."

Cool.

Thanks, Linda.

Another strange incident


tonight

as more graves have been robbed

at Gracelawn Cemetery.

Surveillance video shows

what appears to be

a grave robber

escaping from the scene.

And just like before,

the alleged suspect

took only certain body parts

from his victims

who were supposed to be

resting in peace.

Thanks, Audrey.

Coming up in sports...

It's open.

Oh. Alan.

Miss Henderson.

Kind of expecting


someone else tonight.

Nice ring you have there.

Thanks. Good night.

Okay.

You know, Alan, if you

can't afford to pay the rent,

I'm sure we can

work something out.

No, thank you.

You're three months late.


Now I understand why.

You bought that ring

for your sl*t.

What?

You wouldn't know, would you?

I saw her kissing

Mr. Mustache Man

at the grocery store.

Eugene?

I don't think so.

Well, yeah, I do think so.

Okay, you're leaving.

Thanks for stopping by.

I'll be sure to get you your

money as soon as possible, okay?

-The money by tomorrow.

-Okay.

-No more chances.

-Okay.

I will throw you out

on your hot a*s.

Okay, good night.

Or you can give me the ring.

Let me see that.

Is this real?

Are those real?

Wanna find out?

Good night.

The money or the ring

by tomorrow.

Hey, old man.

Better get inside.

It's about to rain.

Excuse me, young man, would you

read this card for me, please?

-Sure.

-Thank you.

Well...

It says,

"Dear, Ashley,

"I've been such a...

"Will you marry me?"

That isn't what it says.

Oh, um, no.

It says,

"You're exactly what

I've been looking for."

Yes.

You are.

-What?

-You are going to

have to work on

your proposal to Ashley.

You're welcome.

Hey, I got Aisle 7 done.

Can I go?

What's the rush, Ashley?

Come on in.

Shut the door.

I have a question for you.

Want a cake?

No, I'm good, thanks.

What?

Don't you want some of this

100 percent Grade A Eugene?

-You're sick.

-Ashley.

Ugh, please stop. I told you

I am not into you.

Just a little kiss.

Hey, Alan.

Hey, uh, where's Ashley?

-She's in the back.

-Thanks, man.

You can't go back there.

You don't work here anymore.

I knew you had a thing

for me, Ashley.

Ashley!

Thought I fired that guy.

Alan, wait.

I was gonna give you a raise.

I'm sorry, Alan.

Eugene forced me to kiss him.

Did he force you to kiss him

the other day, too?

How do you know about that?

My landlord saw you.

Uh, she called you a sl*t.

Alan, please just trust me.

Why don't you believe me, Alan?

You know I love you.

That'll be $3.43.

Aren't you gonna say anything?

Do you have five bucks

I can borrow?

Sure.

Thanks. There you go.

I don't have to

pay you back, do I?

Yes!

Ugh!

Just keep it.

Hey, congratulations.

She said "yes."

Hey, man, you got some change?

Funny story.

Actually, I'm...

Man, all we asked for

was some change.

All right.

That's enough.

Get outta here.

What about our money?

Check's in the mail.

Now beat it.

-All right.

-God, this is bullshit.

What?

What's this?

Who are you?

Good question.

Is the donor

prepped and ready?

Good.

Remember now, only 20 ccs.

That much should

k*ll him, right?

No, it won't k*ll him.

It'll do much worse than that.

You sure

his vision's good?

I checked it at