01x14 - Nanpire the Great/Two Heads Are Better Than One

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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters on every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human-race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste
May be a little off-beat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest monsters
You'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange but it's true ♪

-♪ I'm just like you ♪
-♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Nanpire The Great."

Is she here yet? Is she here yet?

Not yet, Vee.

Any minute now.

I can't wait for Nan to get here.

What are you doing, Mama?

[Oxana] Dusting. You know how much
your Nanpire loves a fine layer of dust.

Is she here yet? Is she here yet?

-Not yet.
-Aww!

Oh, well,

don't you look terrifyingly handsome,
Boris, dear.

It's the first time Mom
is coming to visit us in Pennsylvania.

I don't want her to think
her little Boris-poo

has forgotten the vampire way
of doing things.

Nanpire is the sweetest vampire
in the world.

She's going to be
bat-tastically excited to see you.

[doorbell screams]

-[gasps] She's here!
-Nanpire's here!

Huh.

Either the invisible man
is playing pranks on us again,

or it was a false alarm.

Aww.

[chiming]

[Nanpire] Were you looking for someone?

Perhaps the amazing Nanpire the Great?

-Mommy!
-Nana!

Vee, my little spider!

We thought that was you at the door.

I always say, why make a little entrance
when you can make a big one!

-Oh, is she here?
-Is she here yet?

[Gregoria] Good to see you, Nan!

[Nanpire] Demi! Gregoria!

My two favorite magical sidekicks!

Taking good care of Vampirina, I hope.

You have nothing to worry about.

Never take my eyes off her! [snickers]

Oh, no. Vee? Vee?

[chuckles] Demi, I'm right behind you.

Oh! Right, well, uh, like I said,

never take my eye off her.

We're always here to help out.

Speaking of help, Vee,
why don't you show Nan

what you need her help with
for school tomorrow?

Good idea, Mama.

So what's this school event, Vee?

Full Moon Festival?

Frankenstein Science Fair?

Ice-Scream social?

A potluck! It's a human tradition
where every student brings in

a different family recipe to school.

Oh, a human tradition!

Of course, that makes sense,
now that you're at a human school.

That's okay, right, Nan?

Hmm. Oh, yes, of course, dear.
Now, how can I help?

I was hoping you'd make one
of your famous vampire recipes!

Oh, how about the dish
we always make back in Transylvania--

ghoulash soup!

"Ghoulash soup?"

Yes! You remember that one, right?

Um...

of course, I do.

-[doorbell screams]
-That's the doorbell!

It must be Poppy. She wanted to meet you.

Poppy, hey!

Hi, Vee. Is your grandma here?

Yeah! She appeared in a poof

right in the middle of our living room!

Wow. My grandma just comes
in the front door.

My nan likes sticking
to the vampire way of doing things.

So, are you ready
for the potluck tomorrow?

Well... I wanted Nan
to make a vampire dish for the potluck,

but she wants to make it together.

What's wrong with that? Sounds fun.

She asked if I remembered how to make it,

and I said yes,
even though I'm not really sure I do.

So why don't you just tell her
that you're not sure?

I can't. I don't want Nan to think
that all this time in Pennsylvania

has made me forget about
the vampire traditions we used to share.

You know what, it'll be fine.

I'm sure I'll remember the recipe
as we go,

and I'll just wing it.

Okay, if you think that'll work.

Smells like it's almost done!

Now, Vee, do you remember
how many times to stir the soup?

Uh, yeah, of course.

You just stir it...

Thirteen times!

Oh! [chuckles]

That's right!

Whew! That was 13. Stopped just in time.

Well, it's not a big deal
if you stir an extra time, is it?

You never know with my Nan.

She likes dramatic recipes.

What was this called, again?

Ghoulash soup!

It's a magic ice-cold soup

that's perfect for warm weather.

And... that's it.

All we have to do
is let the magic cook overnight.

It's a monster of a recipe, you know.

Which reminds me, Vee,

you remember when to serve
the soup, right?

Um, yes! You serve it, uh...

Not too soon and not too late.

It has to cook
for exactly the right amount of time.

Um, right. Yeah. I totally remember.

You wait for the...

Yep, got it.

Are you sure, Screamkins?

Totally! Thanks, Nan.

All set for tomorrow!

I should get ready for bed now.

-Night, Nan.
-Bye!

Hmm...

Demi!

[gasps] Now, that's an entrance!

Well, helps when you can fly
through walls. [chuckles]

What can I do for you?

This ghoulash soup we made
is pretty strong magic.

I trust Vee when she says
she knows when to serve it,

but just in case she needs some help,

why don't you go with her to school
in the morning?

Come get me if there's a problem.

Aye-aye, Nan! Won't let you down.
[chuckles]

Oh! I'd better get to bed, then.

I haven't had a school night in 300 years!

[school bell rings]

Wow!

Look at all the different kinds of food!

This beats cafeteria lunch, for sure.

Whoops! Don't want to mess up the potluck
with a spooky ghost sighting.

Better hide.

Vee! Poppy! Hey!

-Hey!
-Hi, Bridget.

What'd you bring for the potluck?

I brought tacos and enchiladas.

Mom's recipe. Want to try one?

-Definitely.
-Taco or enchilada?

Tacos, por favor.

[sniffs] What's that smell?
Is that your food, Vee?

Yep, some Transylvanian cooking
from my Nanpire.

Oh, it smells delicious!

Can I try?

Sure! Uh...

Nan said to serve the soup
not too soon and not too late.

Okay, one helping of ghoulash soup
coming right...

[strains, yelps]

Oh! Poppy! Bridget, duck!

What happened?

Everything is...

[both] ...frozen!

[ominous music]

I'm no expert,
but this looks like trouble.

Better go tell Nan.

Your nan's recipes really are dramatic.

It's because I opened the soup too soon.

[Vampirina] The magic must not've finished
cooking all the way.

What do we do?

Warm water! We can thaw everyone.

Are you sure? These are our friends,
not a bag of frozen peas.

It's worth a try.

[squeaking]

Oi! [grunts]

The faucet is frozen shut, too!

Okay, now I'm totally stumped.

[quivers] And I'm totally cold.

Oh. Maybe I should've told Nan
I didn't remember the recipe.

[sighs] I wish she were here.

[suspenseful music]

-Nan!
-Demi!

Are you girls all right?

I think I messed up.

Did you serve the ghoulash soup

before the magic
was able to cook all the way?

Yeah. I know I said I remembered
when to serve it,

but it turns out I didn't.

[ding]

But, Screamkins, why didn't you tell me?

Well, after all the time I've spent
in Pennsylvania around humans,

I didn't want you to think that
I forgot about our vampire traditions.

I didn't want to disappoint you.

Vee, you could never disappoint me.

You live here now,

so you will learn all kinds
of new human things.

That's exciting,

and I'm here to remind you
of the old ways.

Besides, we're family,

and you can always tell me the truth,

no matter what.

♪ No matter what ♪

♪ We are a family ♪

♪ Strangely enchanted though we may be ♪

♪ So go and fly clear
Across the blue ocean ♪

♪ No magic potion could end my devotion ♪

♪ No matter what ♪

♪ You're stuck with me, Vee ♪

♪ In this bewitching family, you see ♪

♪ Spell-binding ties
That no charm can untether ♪

♪ Bats of a feather ♪

♪ Bats of a feather ♪

-♪ We're sticking together ♪
-♪ We're sticking together ♪

-♪ No matter what ♪
-♪ No matter what ♪

-♪ We are a family ♪
-♪ No matter what ♪

♪ Through high or low
Or through indoor snow ♪

♪ There is no spell
That could quell how swell you are ♪

♪ No witch's curse ♪

♪ Could ever reverse ♪

♪ My feelings for the best ghoul
In the monster-verse ♪

♪ Yes, I'll love you ♪

♪ No matter what ♪

[sighs] Thanks, Nan.

[crying]

Demi, are you crying?

What? No, uh, I just, um...

I'm allergic to, uh, classrooms!

That's it. It's all the chairs.

[coughs]

[sobs] Yes. Yes, I am! Hold me, Poppy!

Well, I think we better get
to thawing your classmates.

They're all frozen over like lizard pops!

Can you really make things
go back to normal, Nan?

That blizzard seemed
like pretty strong magic.

Not too strong for Nanpire the Great!

Wow!

Well, that's old Nan for ya!

But, really, how do you do that?

-Whoa!
-[crashing]

And all good! [giggles]

Anyone need a giant spoon?

I know just the potion
that will warm everything up.

It'll even cook all the magic
in the ghoulash soup so it's ready to eat,

though I'll need your help.

[light music]

And, for the final ingredient...

A grandfather clock!

I saw one of those in your bag, too!

No, Demi, it's a scream-berry.

[screaming]

-Wow.
-Pretty.

It's working!

Whoops! That's my cue to hide.

I'd better head out, too, then.

Oh, Nan, will you stay?

We can serve the soup together,

just like we used to do back home!

Of course, my little spider.

So, can I have a taste of the soup, Vee?

-[boy] Oh, we're getting so close!
-Oh, this is awesome!

Oh, my gosh, look at that! And that!

It worked! We did it!

Did what?

Oh, um...

made some delicious soup, of course!

Will you serve Bridget some, Nan?

I'd be delighted.

[shrieks] Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs., uh, Nan.

I didn't see you there.

Um, I'm Bridget, Vee's friend.

Ghostly greetings, Bridget.

Have some ghoulash!

There. Why use an ordinary spoon

when a swirly straw
is so much more unexpected!

[chuckles]

[slurps] Oh, it's ice cold...

and delicious.

[overlapping dialogue]

It looks delicious.

Good thing I made an extra batch.

[both laughing]

I love you, Nanpire the Great.

And I love you, too,
Vampirina the Sweetest.

[Vampirina]
"Two Heads Are Better Than One."

[calm music]

Not a balloon! Not a balloon!

[air gushes]

Oops! Sorry.

Hello! I don't look anything
like a balloon.

Yeah, totally different.

[Vampirina giggles]

Thanks for helping me
with the decorations.

Poppy and Bridget
should be here any minute.

Then we can start!

[gasps] Can't wait!

Oh, how I love a Friendship Festival!

Me too!

The Transylvanian Friendship Festival

was pretty much my favorite tradition
from back home,

and now we get to bring it here!

I just know Poppy and Bridget
will love it.

Whoo! They better,
with how many balloons we're inflating.

I just can't wait to show my new friends
how much I love them!

The Transylvanian way, of course.

♪ Oh, the Friendship Festival ♪

♪ The Transylvanian Friendship Festival ♪

♪ Race with your friends ♪

♪ Through a haunted mirror maze ♪

♪ While making sure
That they avoid Medusa's gaze ♪

♪ Stand by their side
In a monster tug-of-w*r ♪

♪ Or help them pin the tail
Right on the manticore ♪

♪ At the Friendship Festival ♪

♪ I love
The Transylvanian Friendship Festival ♪

♪ Balance on brooms ♪

♪ Capture Frankenstein's flag ♪

♪ Watch out for tombs ♪

♪ While racing 'round in zombie tag ♪

♪ Fly through the air
In a three-winged race ♪

♪ You'll share the trophy bone ♪

♪ When you both win first place ♪

♪ At the Friendship Festival ♪

♪ I'm gonna throw my friends
A Friendship Festival ♪

♪ I love them all ♪

♪ And I just know they'll have a ball ♪

♪ At the Friendship Festival ♪

There. Everything is ready!

What about the spooky snacks?

We already put them out.

I was just checking them...

You know, making sure
they're still delicious.

[laughs] Let's put out a few more snacks.

What's with all the pillows, Mama?

Just getting the guestroom ready
for some new visitors.

Exactly how many guests are we having?

[chuckles] Just a couple
and their daughters,

but they're all two-headed monsters.

Told you, you should charge by the head.

Twice the price, and you save on towels.

Don't worry, Batcakes,

they won't interfere
with your Friendship Festival.

I was actually thinking
maybe they'd want to join.

Ooh, that's a terror-ific idea, Vee.

The daughters are your age.

I'll send them to you when they get here.

The more, the scarier,
that's what I always say!

We just might need a few more snacks.

[muffled laugh] Still delicious!

We're just waiting for one--

actually, make that two more friends
to arrive,

and then we can start the first-ever
Pennsylvania Friendship Festival.

-So exciting!
-Can't wait!

Just be prepared, they might seem...

a little different at first.

And here they are!

Hi! I'm Vee.

Hey, I'm Hornadette.

Cool to be here.

The name's Shriekia.

Nice to meet you.

Hornadette and Shriekia
are a two-headed monster.

You guys came on the perfect day!

I'm showing my new friends
here in Pennsylvania

what a Transylvanian Friendship Festival
is like,

and I thought you guys could help!

-No, thanks!
-Friendship Festival?

-Yeah, no way.
-What do you mean?

Everyone from Transylvania
loves the Friendship Festival!

And, I mean,

there's probably no two closer friends
on the planet!

[laughing]

Just because we're sisters
doesn't mean we're friends.

Yeah, we're really different.

Like, way-so-wow-are-we-different
different.

Okay, I think she gets it.

Okay, like, I'm into very loud
monster rock!

[roars] Yeah, yeah, yeah!

And I like the peace and quiet.

She reads all the time.

And she talks all the time.

Our favorite colors are midnight black.

Peach-blossom pink.

And we're always stuck
doing things together.

Yeah, so thanks for your invitation,

but in all the Friendship
Festivals we've done,

um, yeah, we've never even
earned a friendship bracelet.

There are friendship bracelets? Yay!

Made them ourselves!

All of them!

Hmm. Got a couple of new cracks
on my hands.

I have always wanted
a friendship bracelet,

and those are so cool, man!

Their bracelets have... sparkles!

Well, there are enough bracelets
for everyone,

so as long as you work together
during the festival, you'll get one.

What do you say?

I guess it's worth one more try.

[sighs] Well, if you're trying,

then I might as well try, too.

-[cheers]
-Whoo! All right!

I bet you two will see
that you're better friends than you think.

As if it wasn't enough
that I did the balloons and the bracelets,

I was also somehow appointed
Monster of Ceremonies,

so without further grumbling,

I would like to introduce
our friendship teams.

Vee and Poppy!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Bridget and Demi.

I never thought I'd be friends
with a ghost.

And I never thought I'd be friends
with a Bridget.

And Hornadette and Shriekia.

The first event begins right here

the Raven Egg Hunt.

Work with your friend
to find your raven egg

before the dragon eats you.

-Dragon?
-Oh, right!

[chuckles] Sorry.

These are Transylvania rules.

Since we are in Pennsylvania,

I'll just be timing you, no dragon.

[relieved sigh] Okay.
That sounds much better.

Everyone who successfully
retrieves their egg before time runs out,

gets a friendship bracelet!

On your mark, get set...

-[horn blows]
-Run!

[gasps] Look, I see one!

But how are we going to get up there?

We just have to work together.

[might music]

Oh! I can't hold it!

That's okay. I can help.

Got it!

We did it!

All right! Way to work together!

-This...
-No.

-...way!
-This way.

[both straining]

And time!

[horn blows]

Congratulations, Vee and Poppy!

You earned friendship bracelets!

Told you we're not good at this.

We're just too different
to be good friends.

Well, we didn't get our egg, either.

[giggles] Well, not in one piece, anyway.

Don't worry, you guys,

I'm sure you'll have better luck
in the next event.

[both] Hmm...

This event is the Castle Climb.

The two remaining teams
that didn't earn bracelets

must climb the castle wall,

using nothing but teamwork to get over.

Now, one misstep, and you will fall

into the Frankenfish-infested moat!

Frankenfish?

My bad. Transylvania rules again.

Here it's a foam pad
so you won't hurt yourselves.

Make it over the wall,

and you'll earn a friendship bracelet!

Now, let the climb begin!

[horn blows]

Whoa!

Oops! Sorry!

[groans] Get your foot in there!

No, reach your arm up there.

[both whining]

Let me toughen up here a little, watch.

[groaning] Yeah!

Trust me, my hands
are as solid as our friendship.

-Promise!
-Okay.

[both grunting]

-Faster!
-Slow down, sis!

[both scream]

That was a great bit
of friendshipping there.

You two have earned your bracelets.

-Yay, bracelets!
-Yay, whoa!

Sorry! I'll, uh, work on that.

You guys were so close!

-No, we weren't.
-Thanks for inviting us, Vee,

but I think we're done.

So, if you'll excuse us,
we're going to go...

-Watch TV.
-...read.

[sighs] This is the saddest
Friendship Festival I've ever been to.

Me too, and that's including the one
where the dragon got loose.

We have to help them!

But how?

I just wish they'd realize

that being different
doesn't mean you can't be friends.

Yeah, just look at us!

We're all really different,
and we're great friends!

-Bridget, that's it!
-It is?

Come on!

[calm music]

Hornadette, Shriekia, can we come in?

Sorry, Vee, but we're not
going back to the festival.

We're not friends!

I know it might seem
like you're not friends

because you're so different,
but look at us!

We're best friends,
and we're about as different as it gets!

-We're humans, and Vee's--
-Left-handed?

I was going to say "a vampire,"
but sure, that works too.

Just because you're different
doesn't mean you can't get along.

You might find out that
you have more in common than you think,

like we did.

Well, I don't know
about becoming best friends,

but I guess I'll give it one more try.

Yeah, I guess if she's trying,
I might as well try, too.

That's great, because we're down to
the last event in the Friendship Festival,

and I think you two are perfect for it.

[Gregoria] Welcome to Pie with No Eyes,

the final and most difficult event
of the Friendship Festival.

In this event, your friendship
is really put to the test,

as you must coach your blindfolded partner

to the correct ingredients
to make a scareberry pie.

Before we get started, just wanted to say,

this gargoyle's lucky
to call you all her friends.

We are too, Gregoria.

Which is why we wanted
to give you a bracelet.

You've earned it today.

Oh, I love it! Thank you, all of you!

[clears throat] Hmm. Anyhoo.

Enough of this touchy-feely stuff.

-Let's make those pies!
-[horn honks]

A little further with your left hand.

Now grab! Ah!

-Oh. [chuckles]
-I should've said "gently."

[giggles]

Follow my voice. You've got it.

You're getting closer... closer...

Too close!

Reach out the length of hair
of your favorite drummer.

-Okay.
-Grab the fruit that smells

like my favorite flower you don't like.

-Mm-hm.
-Pour in the amount of milk

I put in my Monster Os in the morning.

Okay.

-[horn honks]
-Yowza!

Now, that was some
monster-worthy friendship right there!

Oh, we did it!

You sure did!

Looks like what you have in common
is each other.

Yeah, you guys know each other
inside and out.

[sighs] I guess we kinda, sorta,
really do know each other!

We might not agree on everything,

but that doesn't change the fact

that you're my closest monster
in the whole world, Hornadette!

-[both chuckle]
-You're mine, too, Shriekia.

-Yay!
-Great job!

I guess we're more than just sisters.

We're friends, after all!

That means the first
Pennsylvania Friendship Festival

was a success!

We loved it, Vee,
and we love our bracelets.

Yeah, we do! [chuckles]

I really gotta work on that.

I love my bracelet, too, but...

[both] ...not as much as I love my sister!

It's true what they say.

Two, three, four, even five heads

are better than one.

-[giggles]
-Oh, way better.

[closing theme music]