02x05 - The Ghoul Next Door/Scare B & Vee

[bunniefuu]

♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires
In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters
On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things
And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case
Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue with pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes
May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest
Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl in a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange, but it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "The Ghoul Next Door!"

Whoa, what are you drawing, Vee?

It's a bunch of bats flying through
a pitch-black forest at midnight!

I used my Transylvania chalk set.

[gulp] Remember, Bridget.

It's just a drawing. It's just a--

Eek! Bats!

Ah, sorry!

Transylvanian chalk
is a little more magical

than the stuff humans draw with!

That's okay. I should be
used to it by now.

But I'm not.

Vee! Poppy! Bridget! Look!

We must be getting new neighbors.

[sighs] I hope there are
some kids our age!

Hmmm.

Oh, hey there, I'm Edgar!

[strange voice] Greetings!
I... Am... Drake.

Huh?

[normal voice] Sorry.

I kinda do weird voices
when I'm nervous.

Heh. How's it going?

[giggle] Hi! I'm Vampirina.

-This is Bridget, Poppy, and--
-[clears throat]

Edgar Peepleson!

World famous weekly web show
host with almost 15 viewers!

Hmm. You sure like bats, huh?

Yeah, they're my favorite!
I really like dark and spooky stuff.

Awesome! I do, too!

Say... where are you moving from?

Oh! I'm from [dramatic]
somewhere faaaar away.

Sorry. Did it again!
Heh. Still a little nervous.

Don't worry about it.

Even I go a little "batty"
when I'm nervous.

Are you gonna be
starting at school soon?

Tomorrow, actually.

I know how it feels to be the new kid.

It can be a little scary,
and not in the good way.

But we'll show you around.

Yeah. Like
where the cafeteria is

and which water fountain
won't spray you in the face.

That's an important one.

[Drake's mom] Drake! Will you grab
a moving box and bring it inside?

Coming, Mom! Well...

I'll... [robot voice]
See. You. Tomorrow.

[giggles] Bye!

Wow, he's pretty fast.

He could give you
a run for your money, Vee.

Totally!

He seems really nice, too!

Wait a minute!

He didn't seem... suspicious to you?

Suspicious? What do you mean?

The bat shirt. The bat belt buckle.

Saying he's from "far away."

Let me see.

Aha! Here it is.

I knew all that sounded familiar.

Drake's a vampire!

[nervous] Vampires? Here?

I don't know about that.

Yeah. There's, uh,
no such thing as vampires!

And even if there were,
could you imagine one living here?

In Pennsylvania?

Vampires are real!
And Drake is one of them!

I'll prove it!

[Edgar, quietly] Hi, loyal viewers

and welcome to
"Weekly Weirdness: Vampire Edition."

-Here we see--
-Edgar, what are you doing?

I'm trying to get some proof on camera
that Drake's a vampire.

Uh, maybe you
should do something else

for your web show, like, uh...

Mr. Gore's pet hamster!

He's not spooky, but he's pretty cute!

I don't think so, Vee.

My guidebook says vampires
are always walking among us,

and I'm determined
to get one on camera.

You just have to look for the signs.

-Vampires have fangs.
-[gasps]

They usually sleep during the day
and stay awake at night,

can't stand garlic,
and they can turn into a bat!

Don't worry. It's not like Edgar's
actually gonna find anything.

You just need to let him do his thing.

Once he realizes Drake is a human,
he'll let it go.

-[bell rings]
-Yeah, I guess you're right.

-[Vampirina] Drake!
-Oh! Hey, there.

Did you have a good first day?

No one, um, bothered you, did they?

Nothing besides
that spraying drinking fountain

Bridget was talking about.

-Told you!
-Yeah.

[goofy voice] Farewell until tomorrow!

Sounds like Edgar gave up
on looking for vampires!

You were right, Poppy!

Vee! I proved it! Look at this!

Welcome to
"Weekly Weirdness: Vampire Edition."

I, Edgar Peepleson,

have made contact
with a real, live vampire.

Today the proof began to pile up.

First, vampires like dark
and spooky stuff! Check!

Second, they stay awake at night

and sleep during the day. Check.

And vampires avoid garlic. Check!

And there you have it!

This is Edgar Peepleson saying,
"You stay weird, Pennsylvania!"

I don't really think
that proves anything.

But-- but the black paint.

And sleeping in class?

And what kind of monster
doesn't like garlic bread?

Vampires!

Maybe Drake just doesn't
like garlic bread.

It could happen.

Yeah. Maybe...

I'll just have to keep looking.

And that's my brother, everybody.

You okay, Vee?

Well, I guess I'm just thinking
that Edgar might be right.

-Huh?
-Really?

It's a long shot,

but Drake could be a vampire.

Let's go ask my parents
just to make sure.

Another vampire? In Pennsylvania?

-At least Edgar thinks so.
-Is it possible?

We haven't heard anything from the spooks
or ghouls back home.

But Drake's family could be
one of those vampire families

from northern Transylvania.

-They tend to keep to themselves.
-[thud]

But he doesn't really look
like a vampire.

We vampires come
in all shapes and sizes.

You should never judge
a ghoul by its cover.

Yeah! I mean, look at Gregoria!

She looks pretty grumpy,
but she's actually fangtastically lovable!

Of course I am!

So what do I do, Papa?

I can't talk to Drake about vampire stuff
unless I know for sure he is one!

Ah! We'll just have to find out.

[music playing]

♪ If you want to spot a vampire ♪

♪ Just keep an eye out for the clues ♪

♪ Does he love a good old fright
Does he stay up half the night ♪

♪ Does he take a midday snooze ♪

♪ If you want to spot a vampire ♪

♪ Simply take a look around ♪

♪ Does he zoom with super speed? ♪

♪ Well, then, darling, yes, indeed ♪

♪ It's a vampire you have found ♪

♪ So you want to spot a vampire ♪

♪ Oh, it's not hard to diagnose ♪

♪ Does he wear a lot of black
Or a skeleton backpack ♪

♪ Or think garlic bread is gross ♪

♪ Could he really be a vampire ♪

♪ That's the way it looks to me ♪

[Oxana] ♪ If I had to take a guess ♪

♪ Well, the answers all are yes ♪

♪ The new student in your school ♪

♪ Seems like he could be a ghoul ♪

♪ If the signs all point to vampire ♪

♪ Then a vampire he may be ♪

[bats squeaking]

Wow. Maybe Drake
really is a vampire!

If it's true, we'll have
to give him and his family

a proper welcome to the neighborhood.

We'll make him one of our famous
Hauntley gift bat-skets.

Terrifying idea, my spook!
I'll go get some cobwebs to weave!

-[Drake laughs]
-[Edgar] Yeah! Cool!

[gasp] Edgar! And Drake?

Heading to... my house!

If Drake really is a Vampire--

Then Edgar could put him on
"Weekly Weirdness" for everyone to see!

We better head over there.

-Whoa!
-Oh!

Right away.

At least we know
Vee is definitely a vampire.

Thanks for inviting me over.

You have that weirdness
web show, right?

I'm into weird stuff, too!

Like aliens and monsters and stuff!

Yeah, my web show is pretty...

-Boo!
-Um... aah?

-[door opens and closes]
-[Poppy] Edgar, Drake, hey!

Hope it's cool, I invited the girls over.

Drake, is it okay if we talk
to Edgar for a minute?

Edgar what are you doing now?

I'm gonna get the final piece
of proof I need!

My guidebook says
if a vampire is startled,

they'll turn into a bat.

So all I need to do is get Drake
turning into a bat on camera.

But I think what he could
really use right now is a friend.

That's what helped me
when I was the new kid.

-Uh-huh...
-[beep]

Hey, Drake, uh, you want to head
to the kitchen for a snack?

Sure!

How about some apple slices?

[chuckles] Sounds applicious!

Great, then here you go!

-Aha!
-Aah!

Aah!

Drake, why don't you go
check out Edgar's room?

He's got a bunch
of cool toys in there.

[gasp]

What is it?

Um, nothing! You go ahead.

-Uh, we'll be in there in a minute.
-Yes. Now's my chance.

Come on, Drake!

-[grunts]
-Are you okay, Vee?

I am now.

But that camera flash gave me
a bad case of the battys.

If Edgar takes a picture of Drake,
and he is a vampire,

he'll definitely transform!

You like UFO's, too?

My mom says aliens aren't real,
but I totally believe in them.

[weird voice] Take me to your leaderrrr.

What's not to love about UFOs?

-Turn brightness all the way up...
-[beeping]

and all set.

Hey, uh, over here!

Nooo!

Cheese?

Huh? Drake you're...

Human?

[chuckles] Well, yeah, of course I am!

Wait, what did you think I was?

A vampire!

[laughs] Well, that would be pretty cool,
but, nope! Just a boring human.

But your bat shirt and belt buckle,
and you don't eat garlic bread!

Would you want garlic breath
on your first day at a new school?

P.U.!

Uh... I guess not.

And I like a lot of stuff
that's different,

so it takes kids a little while
to figure me out.

It can be hard
when you're different, you know?

[giggles] More than you know, Drake!

Vee seemed pretty different
when she first moved to Pennsylvania.

But we realized that her being
different is sooo cool!

Just like you!

So you've got at least
three friends at school now.

Three friends? Don't you mean four?

You said you like UFO's, right?

Yeah! I mean,
not as much as Bigfoot.

You... like... Bigfoot?

We gotta get working
on the next "Weekly Weirdness!"

Whadaya say... co-host?

[robot voice] Sounds. Good. To. Me.

[laughs] And sorry I thought
you were a vampire.

[Drake] It's cool!

I guess that's why you should
never judge a ghoul,

or human, by their cover!

Girls, how'd everything go
with our new neighbors?

Should we bring over the bat-sket?

It's almost done.

As long as Demi doesn't keep
eating the icky-sticky caramels.

[sticky mumbled protests]

We'll take your word
for it, you goofy ghost.

It turns out that Drake
is human after all.

Well, I'll be a mummy's uncle.

I guess even humans can fool monsters!

And I guess that means we get
to keep the gift bat-sket!

I'm sorry you didn't get
a new vampire friend, batkins.

That's okay! I have
the world's best human friends.

And now Drake does, too!

[boys laughing]

[Vampirina] "The Scare B and Vee!"



Hmm.

-60!
-Ah, thank you, Demi.

We're all set for the Scare Fair!

Do you think you'll sell
a lot of magic quilts this year, Papa?

I have a feeling
they'll fly off the shelves!

I got this!

Especially my super
spooktacular soaring quilt.

Papa, can I see
just one quilt do its magic?

Well, they're all packed up.

Pleeeease?

How can you say no
to those fangs?

All right. Just one.

-[Gregoria] Hey, now!
-[Demi] Whoa!

-[Oxana] There it goes!
-Whoa!

-Aah!
-Aah!

How do you get it to stop?

Normally, you have to tuck the quilt
into bed to calm it down.

But in this case, my super speed
will do the trick.

-Ohh-la-la!
-Wowza!

[giggles]

Aw, I wish I could go with you.

Well, then who would
take care of the guests?

Guests? I didn't know we had guests
coming to the Scare B and B.

Well, Vee, Papa and I both
think you are becoming

such a responsible little vampire,

we thought we could trust you
to host our next guests.

Wow! I'm gonna be in charge
of the Scare B and B all by myself?

Demi, Gregoria, and Chef Remy
will be here to help, of course.

-[Gregoria] Yeah!
-[Demi] Right!

And the guests are zombies.

They mostly just drool,
groan, and zombie-walk.

And then drool some more.

Wow! My very first time hosting guests
without Mama and Papa!

I know you'll make us proud!

Goodbye, batkins. See you tomorrow!

Goodbye, baticakes!

Bye, Mama. Bye, Papa.

Have a fangtastic time
at the Scare Fair!

Yes! I can't believe
I'm the host of the Scare B and B!

Everything has to be
perfect for the zombies!

I want to make the B and B
extra spooky-special for them!

Oh, they won't need much, Vee.

Really you just have
to watch out for the drool.

Our main job will be
staying out of their way!

But this is my first time in charge,
and Mama and Papa are trusting me.

I don't want to let them down.

I want to make
the B and B as spooky as can be.

[music playing]

♪ String up the cobwebs
From here to there ♪

♪ Make this house glow
Like a gloomy lair ♪

♪ It's my turn to shine
Though I hate to boast ♪

♪ You're gonna see
I'm a ghostly host ♪

♪ Rig up the lights
To flick on and off ♪

♪ Cue up some sounds
So they creak and cough ♪

♪ I'll make eerie eggs
And some terror toast ♪

♪ Our little Vee is a ghostly host ♪

♪ Just watch me run the Scare B and B ♪

♪ So much responsibility ♪

♪ And so I'm gonna say it out loud ♪

♪ I'm gonna make my parents proud ♪

♪ I'll brew up a potion
Bubbles Extreme ♪

♪ I'll make my screaming
Renowned Ice Scream ♪

[ice cream screams]

♪ The world's gonna see, yes
From coast to coast ♪

♪ I'm gonna be ♪

♪ Our little Vee is ♪

♪ A ghostly host ♪

-[doorbell screams]
-The zombies are here!

Welcome, zomb--

[cameras clicking]

Huh?

[whispering] Okay, Those look like
the most upbeat zombies I've ever seen!

[whispering] That's because
they're not zombies!

[gasp] Humans!

Well, hello there!

Um, hi, Mr. and Mrs...

uh...

Zombiés. [Zombi-ay]

Most people say "Zombies."
It's a common mistake.

[chuckles]

So you're not real zombies?

-Zo--
-[laughing]

Oh, no! Oh, we--

We might be a little tired,
but I don't think we look that bad!

[laughing]

-[nervous laugh]
-Oh, my.

Uh, heh.

So, may we come in?

Oh! Uh, sure! Of course you can come in.

Because you're our guests,
and I'm your hostess with the ghostest.

I mean... mostest.

Um, I'm Vampirina, by the way.

-Oh, Vampirina. What an usual--
-Oh!

-Ew! Yech!
-Sorry about that!

-[witch cackling]
-Uh--

What was that?

I... didn't hear anything.

[footsteps]

Okay, I heard that.

Will you excuse me for just a second?

I just remembered I left the...
refrigerator... door... open.

[nervous giggle] Be right back.

This is terrible!

Huh! You're telling me!

Now I can't serve the ice scream!

[screaming]

What I mean is, the guests are human,
so they can't see you.

Which means you can't help!

Now, don't worry, Vee.

Speak for yourself! I'd worry!

How's Vee supposed to host
those humans all by herself?

She won't have to.

This ghostess with the mostest
has an idea!

Vee, even though we can't
be out there with you,

we'll be nearby the whole time.

Oui! We'll help you
every step of the way.

Sounds like a plan to me!

[Mr. Zombiés] Uh, Vampirina!

I'd better get back!

Huh?

[click]

I'm back!

Vampirina, I gotta ask you.

Are there any grown-ups
here, uh, at all?

Um, well, of course there are.

One adult here!

In fact, I've been
an adult for 400 years!

-Pardon me?
-Cheese and crackers?

-[Mrs. Zombiés] Oh, my!
-Oopsy daisy.

Uh, ha! Did I mention
he's a chef and a magician?

[croaks]

I'm gonna need
a little more help than this!

Thanks for coming.

Are you kidding?
Helping you host at the Scare B and B?

It's a dream come true!

-[click]
-[both laughing]

So, what do we do first?

How about you show
the guests to their room?

Got it!

Hello! May I kindly
show you to your room?

Why, allow me!

Whew! Okay, Poppy and Bridget
are taking care of the guests.

And what are we supposed to do?

Stand around like a pile of rocks?

Don't be silly, Gregoria.

You're supposed to be standing around
like a pile of rocks.

There's nothing rock-like about me.

What we need to do is
un-spook the rest of the house

before the guests
discover anything else!

Then let's do this!

-[werewolf howling]
-[needle scratch]

[blows]

[Poppy] The guests are in their room.

And the house is de-spookified!

Now all I have to do is make sure
I'm the perfect host!

Uh, for humans.

-Excuse me, Vampirina?
-[Demi gasps]

Mrs. Zombiés! How may we haunt you.

I mean, help you?

I can never read the small print
on these bottles

if I don't have my glasses.

Uh, could you tell me
which one is the bubble bath?

It's this one. Here, I'll open it for you.

Thank you, dear.

Uh-oh. Poppy. Wait!

-It's not regular bubble bath!
-Huh?

It's...

-Aaah!
-Oh! Oh, my!

Bubble bath potion!

[Mrs. Zombiés screaming]

Oh, boy. That is a lot of bubbles!

Get me down from here!

-We're trying!
-Hang on!

Uh, we don't like
to skimp on bubbles!

I got this!

Aah! Bad bubbles! Bad!

-Demi!
-That did not work as planned!

Help! Heeeellllpp!

I gotcha buddy!

-Aah!
-Unh!

Oh! [sighs]

Hee hee. Thank you.

Bubble trouble stop on the double!

Oh! What on earth was that?

I'm so sorry, Mrs. Zombiés!

It must have been a broken pipe
from under the floor.

You know how old and creaky
they can get.

Heh.

Come on, Mrs. Zombiés.

We'll walk you back to your room.

And get you a towel... or ten.

You okay, Vee?

Yeah. But being a host
at the Scare B and B

is harder than I thought.

And a lot soapier!

[all munching]

You sure you don't want us to stay?

Now that the Zombiés
are going to bed,

I think we'll be okay.

-[door opens]
-Good!

I mean, it was fun helping, but...

It wasn't easy.

At least we don't have to worry
about any other spooky stuff happening.

Mmm. It's smooth-screaming
from here on out.

[screams]

-[chuckles] Okay, bye!
-Bye, Vee!

-Eeek!
-It's an eek-mail from Mama!

Hello, Vee! We're having a fangtastic time
at the Scare Fair.

We are!

I hope everything
is going well at the B and B.

We miss you, and we'll see you soon!

Oh! One more thing.

Silly us, we forgot one
of our magic quilts at home.

It's in the guest room
if you want to use it.

Bye-bye, batkins!

-Magic quilt?
-Guest room?

-Oh, dear!
-We've got trouble!

We need to get that magic quilt
out of the Zombiés' room

before they find it! But how?

I have an idea!

[knock knock]

Oh, uh, hello, Chef.

Bonsoir! Good evening!

May I invite you to have
a midnight snack in the kitchen?

But it's, uh--
It's not midnight. [chuckles]

It's always midnight...
[chuckles] somewhere!

Well, we do enjoy snacks.

Find the quilt!

Oh! Magic quilt,
magic quilt, magic quilt!

Demi, wait! Don't unfold it!

Yah! [nervous laugh] Too late.

Oh, no! Get it!

Huh! Whoaaa!

Uh!

Oh! Missed it!

Lemme try!

Uyah! Aah!

Ha! Solid as a rock!

Did you guys see that?
I caught it!

And I lost it.

Oh, I hope you liked ze...

This is one batty blanket!

First course!

Let me serve you the next one!

[Demi exclaiming]

Unh! We need to tuck it into the bed!

[Demi] Bedtime, little blankie!

Oh, it's bedtime!

-Got it.
-[Mrs. Zombiés] Got what?

Oh. Uh, your bed.

We made it nice and comfy for you.

Ah! How lovely!

Good night,
Mr. and Mrs. Zombiés.

[whispering] Good night, magic quilt.

-Pardon me?
-Oh, nothing.

Just something we say
as hosts at the Scare B and B!

Uh, good morning,
Mr. and Mrs. Zombiés!

How did you sleep?

We slept, uh...

-wonderfully!
-Phew!

-Whew!
-Yes!

It was that quilt!

It felt like it was
hugging us all night long.

It was rather... magical!

You can say that again.

[giggles] And being
a host at the Scare B and B

was pretty magical, too.

Thanks to the very best helpers around.

-Aww!
-Ohh!

[theme music playing]