Reid, Ben, and Darrin
and I, we've been
friends for a while now.
They were just normal guys,
you know, like, everyday,
the kind of guys, you know,
you would just
go watch a football game with
or, you know, have a beer.
They're not crazy people.
They're just regular guys.
Um, and it's not like
them to just take off.
REID'S SISTER: Reid was
the best brother
anyone could have.
He always took care of me.
This is the old Reid
over here.
He was really great
at sports and really
liked to play the guitar.
And then this is
the new crazy Reid.
All this crazy reading
material about UFOs,
weird DVDs and maps.
Reid stopped
returning my phone calls.
And then I got really scared
when he got fired.
As I said, he was
a great, great, uh,
asset to the company.
But about three months
before he disappeared,
he had a real change
in attitude.
He came to work late.
He spent a lot of
time on the Internet.
Stuff that we found
in his desk after he left,
a bunch of color pictures
of UFOs.
My brother wouldn't
just disappear.
Three people aren't just
gonna disappear.
Something is going on.
And the fact that nobody
knows anything,
nobody will talk to us...
Everybody's avoiding us.
For what?
Somebody knows something,
and they're not telling us.
I would think that a person
who tried to sneak into
Area 51 and get video,
even a person who succeeded
in getting that video,
would be in serious trouble.
The camera's the girl?
DARRIN: The camera
is the girl.
Like, practice with it.
Like, what do you say
to these girls? [CHUCKLES]
Hello. My name is Reid.
What's yours? [LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
And then we'd start
a conversation
about, you know,
what the other one does...
Fascinating.
This is like a brand new...
DARRIN: It's like a...
I might try this tonight,
I don't know.
DARRIN: This is a new thing.
It's revolutionary.
We just need Ben
not to screw it up.
Oh, I will not screw it up.
DARRIN: You are a massive
c*ck block.
I am not a massive c*ck block.
DARRIN: Yes, you are.
I am a good friend
that just tries to
encourage his roommate...
[LAUGHS]
For the record,
I will never block
another man's c*ck, all right?
REID: [LAUGHS] Says the man in
the sherbet cardigan.
[LAUGHS]
Okay, first of all,
this is not sherbet.
This is a salmon-colored
cardigan.
[LAUGHS]
DARRIN: You looked up
the def...
Yeah.
DARRIN: Great, let's hear it.
It's a picture of
your face, man.
[LAUGHS]
DARRIN: Reid, I don't see
any houses up here.
REID: Oh, here we go. Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
Rub my stomach?
What happened to,
"Hello, Reid"?
First, bar. Then beer pong.
DARRIN: Done.
BEN: Shots, shots, and shots
and then beer pong.
See you tomorrow.
[CHUCKLES]
Take one.
Oh, Jesus.
Thank you. Thank you.
Take one. Pass it down.
Take one. Pass it down.
ALL: Cheers.
DARRIN: All right, cool,
just don't drop it.
All right. My babies.
If we win, you have to jump
in the pool naked.
You know I like being naked.
I'm not worried about that.
I was talking to Danielle,
but if you...
[LAUGHS]
I'll make that
bet for both of us.
You have to sing karaoke.
You have to rap.
Oh!
BEN: Danielle and I are
the ultimate partners.
We're gonna be here all night.
[SCREAMING IN FRUSTRATION]
Son of a b*tch!
Damn it.
BEN: Chug-a-lug, Reid.
You know what this means?
You know what this means?
It's karaoke time.
Yeah, buddy.
Just warming you up.
My friend, Darrin.
DARRIN: Oh, sh*t! Perfect!
Hey, how are you?
DARRIN: What's your name?
Monet.
DARRIN: Monet?
Of course it is.
Self-proclaimed...
DARRIN: Party wh*re.
Yes.
DARRIN: What do you do?
How much?
I'll give you
a slice of pepperoni.
Darrin.
DARRIN: What?
Look at Reid, man.
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
Really? We're doing this?
You like my B? This is my B.
Oh, you wanna do this?
All right.
[LAUGHS]
Reid!
[LAUGHS]
And she's gone. Okay.
Do it!
Follow me.
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
[WHOOPING AND CLAPPING]
Drop the beat. Give me a beat.
Help me out.
[MICROPHONE BEEPS]
¶ Yo, my name is Reid
I'm here with Darrin
¶ He likes his cardigans
Looking like an orange ¶
[LAUGHS]
[SHOUTING AND BOOING]
[MICROPHONE BEEPS]
BEN: What? Reid!
f*cking p*ssy, he left.
MAN: Now that really k*lled
the party.
[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
[GIGGLES]
Whoo!
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
Where is Reid, man?
Do you see him?
DARRIN: I have no idea
where he is.
All right, this is Michelle.
Michelle is...
Nicki.
Nicki. Nicki is from...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
BEN: Look, dude, it's Reid.
DARRIN: Is he really?
BEN: Reid.
DARRIN: Reid. That's what
he was wearing. Reid. Yo.
BEN: You think he's got
a girl with him?
DARRIN: That's trippy...
BEN: He's just drunk.
Whatever.
Don't worry about it.
He's not responding, man.
DARRIN: Well, text him again.
BEN: Did you see Reid?
Reid, where are you?
Reid. It's not Reid.
Sorry, I'm sorry. Ben.
Come on, already. He probably
just went home or something.
BEN: So much fun, man.
Dude, did you see
my cannonball?
Look at this road.
We're, like, in the middle
of nowhere land.
That's what I was
saying earlier.
I don't know
where the f*ck I am.
BEN: Maybe you shouldn't
have gotten...
What if Reid's lost
in the forest?
I think he is lost
in the forest.
[CHUCKLES]
So I was trying to
f*cking look for him.
BEN: I think he's loving
a woman right now.
I don't know where I'm going.
BEN: I need to make
a booty tex-age.
Oh, sh*t!
BEN: Dude! What are
you doing, man?
What? What?
DARRIN: Is that Reid?
BEN: That's f*cking Reid.
f*ck. What is Reid doing
in front of the car?
What's going on?
Hey, you all right, man?
Yeah.
BEN: Are you stoned?
Did you get really
f*cked up at the party?
DARRIN: I thought you
were with that girl
this whole time.
BEN: Reid, what happened,
dude?
Let's go home.
DARRIN: Why are you in
the middle of the street?
Are you all right?
Yeah.
DARRIN: Okay.
Okay. Let's go.
This night's f*cking over.
Here we go. Here we go.
BEN: You're ready to go?
Yeah, I'm good.
BEN: You boys ready to
get this started?
Ben, have you packed?
BEN: I'm good.
REID: Ben, is that really
all you're bringing?
It's all I need, gents.
Suitcases are overrated.
DARRIN: Let's see.
Cowboy boots, bandanas,
and a pink wristband.
You're good to go.
BEN: All the necessities
of life, man.
BEN: Put it in your bag.
REID: You wanna borrow?
BEN: No.
I like my trash bag.
I think it's classy.
I could have
made this website.
DARRIN: Uh-huh.
Yeah.
You're packing a lot of stuff.
We're gonna need
all these suits.
BEN: Yo, Darrin.
I wanna show you
something I found.
BEN: A little story
for you guys.
Iraqi insurgent thinking,
"I'm gonna do some
t*rror1st activity here
against Americans."
BEN: Uh, they think
no one can see 'em.
DARRIN: Where are you going
with this?
BEN: So, I think they remind
me of you and Reid.
"We're fine. It's
nighttime. You can't see us.
"Who can see at night?"
And...
"No! What's happening?
No! Run! Run, Ahmed.
"Oh, Ahmed, you're dead too."
And that,
my friends, is what happens
when you f*ck with
the American government.
They f*ck you up.
They're not gonna
be able to see us.
'Cause we got these.
REID: I have a plan.
There's always a plan, Ben.
Sure, there is.
BEN: Got to take this.
Whassup?
No, we're going out of town
for the weekend.
Secret mission.
Yeah, that's right.
Hey, is Ben still
on the phone?
BEN: No, I cannot tell you
where we're going.
[WHISPERS] It's a pretty good
opportunity to try
this thing out.
BEN: Sure. I don't
think girls...
REID: [WHISPERS] I'm just
gonna find his frequency.
BEN: What? Really?
REID: [WHISPERS] Ready.
[SIGNAL BEEPS]
REID: [WHISPERS] Ready.
BEN: Ashley?
REID: [WHISPERS]
Told you it would work.
[GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]
REID: [WHISPERS] All right,
I'm going to cut it off.
Let him get back on the phone.
BEN: Hey, sorry,
I don't know what happened.
Yeah, we'll definitely...
Mini-golf date is set.
[SIGNAL BEEPS]
BEN: God damn it.
Stupid phone.
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHS]
What are you guys doing?
REID: The jammer works.
[LAUGHTER]
We need flashlights.
BEN: What are
the tennis ba*ls for?
REID: Don't worry about it.
Four cameras. Yes.
Six batteries.
Two, four, six, yep.
BEN: You really need
four cameras?
DARRIN: Wearable. So we can
attach to our clothes
whatever, under our arm.
Comes pretty handy.
REID: And, as you can see,
that is you.
BEN: Sweet. There I am.
REID: There you are.
DARRIN: It will come in
handy at some point.
BEN: There's so much
cool sh*t on this table.
Ben, be careful
with that, all right?
Just don't drop that.
Okay, pills.
Just three, just three.
Okay, I'm good.
BEN: Darrin, where are you?
REID: Dude, we got to
get going.
BEN: Come on out, buddy.
Dude, those ammonia pills
are brutal.
You're doing a lot
of work there, Darrin.
[CHUCKLES]
REID: It's an essential
part of the trip, Darrin.
Hey, when did
we get this?
REID: Taser g*n?
Taser. God, I love America.
Don't mess with
that thing, all right?
Oh! [LAUGHS]
DARRIN: Careful.
Careful, dude.
[CHUCKLES]
DARRIN: You can
shock yourself.
BEN: Do you really think that
can f*ck someone up, though?
DARRIN: Yeah.
Come on. Come on,
let's get packing.
[GRUNTS]
DARRIN: Dude, are you
all right?
BEN: Okay, that hurts a lot.
REID: Are you okay?
Oh, man!
Oh, that will work.
That will take someone out.
Feel like I'm
more of a man now.
It does really work.
That's what you
look like right now.
Never leave dangerous toys
around children.
[SIGHS]
Let's go.
DARRIN: You nervous?
Huh?
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
It's gonna be awesome, dude.
This is what's gonna happen.
We're gonna drive
up to the border,
or wherever I'm dropping
you guys off,
uh, say our goodbyes.
You're gonna get
out of the car,
Reid's gonna get
out of the car.
Walk about 15 feet,
and then you're both gonna
be shot in the head by
sn*pers in the hills.
And I'm gonna be
crying in the car
because my two
best friends are dead.
We're not gonna
get shot, all right?
DARRIN: You'd cry for us?
The worst that could
happen is we get arrested.
And we're not gonna
get arrested 'cause
I got a plan.
It would be easier to rob
a bank than to break
into Area 51.
And people that
rob banks get shot.
That's 'cause a bank
expects to be robbed.
Nobody expects anyone
to break into the base.
BEN: That's because
it's impossible.
Ben, look at this.
Look at all this
land mass here, okay?
How are they
gonna patrol all that?
It's not possible.
This guy we're gonna
meet tomorrow, Norio,
walked across at daylight.
It's the size of Connecticut.
You can't patrol all that.
It's a top secret
government base.
There's probably a bunch of
other things happening...
There's no way they have dudes
all around this circle.
Yeah, there's motion sensors,
there's ammonia sensors.
There's all kinds of
security measures, but
we're gonna get around it.
You're gonna get around it
until you're shot in the head.
BEN: You guys are all talk.
This is never gonna happen.
I understand that
Reid's gone a little crazy
in the last three months.
No offense, Reid.
Who wouldn't want to see this?
You wouldn't want to see
footage of Area 51 inside
of the base?
I don't understand why
you're so confused
why I wanna go.
Because this has been,
this has all happened
very quickly,
and suddenly
we're going there.
And I don't know why
you have just accepted it.
All I know is that
no one has ever seen
footage of the base.
No one's ever been there.
No civilian's ever seen it.
We could be the first ones
to do it. That would be
the biggest...
What could be
bigger than that?
Really good job
manipulating Darrin, Reid.
[SIGHS] Just drive us
to the border, okay?
Hello? We're, uh, about
a couple hours from Vegas.
BEN: Yeah, he's talking
to that girl again.
DARRIN: She's not crazy.
You've never met her before.
Yeah, but he hasn't either,
man. He trusts her.
He already told her
what we're doing
and everything.
I don't know why he thinks
this girl's so legitimate.
DARRIN: You know,
her dad worked there.
No, her dad wrote a book
and claims he worked there.
You guys don't know anything
about this chick.
You're just trusting her.
I can make a f*cking website.
Even if she shows up,
Reid doesn't really know
anything about her.
DARRIN: What's the deal, dude?
We're good.
She's gonna meet us tomorrow.
Just because
someone wrote a book...
If he went to MIT and did work
for the government,
it makes sense that
he'd be able to write
a legitimate-sounding book.
That doesn't mean
it's legitimate.
Well, that's what
we're trying to find out.
And then he k*lled himself,
so he's clearly stable-minded.
You don't have actual...
Ben, Ben, Ben, okay.
We know how to get past
the security measures
outside the base,
but we don't know what to do
when we get on the base.
I need his information.
She's the only one who has it.
So if she is full of sh*t,
we can go home?
If she's full of sh*t,
we gotta find another way.
DARRIN: You don't have
to say anything to her.
Oh, I'll say something to her.
DARRIN: [CHUCKLES]
Don't. Don't do d*ck.
Please don't.
There we go.
I talked to, uh,
Glenn Campbell.
Okay.
The guide,
and he's gonna
show us this, like...
Who are all these people
you're talking to?
Cameras, wearable cameras.
I'll wear one,
and you wear the other.
Okay.
We'll check for night vision.
There's no way
I'm wearing one.
You can get that sh*t
into a strip club
and the bouncers
and all that...
There's a lot of security
at strip clubs, I know,
trust me.
And if you can get
that sh*t in there
and no one finds out,
you're gold.
REID: Okay! Vegas!
Enough Area 51 talk!
That's the least
I've ever been excited
about going to Vegas.
DARRIN: Look at this.
Just like Candyland.
BEN: Look at that.
Take a picture of that beauty.
Hi, guys.
BEN: How you doing?
How are you?
BEN: We're gonna check
in for the Hooters.
DARRIN: Oh... Wow.
Beautiful.
BEN: Kidding me? No way.
Dude, this place
is ridiculous.
There's a pool table?
DARRIN: There's a pool table!
DARRIN: Reid,
what are you doing, dude?
REID: Check it out.
This is what I was telling you
about. It's JANET airlines.
You guys kidding me right now?
We're in heaven.
BEN: Going to look at boobs.
What are you doing, weirdo?
REID: Dude, check out
this thermal feature
on the camera.
BEN: Let me see.
REID: See, it's picking up
your heat.
BEN: Crazy.
REID: I got an idea.
Let me know if
it picks this up.
DARRIN: Oh, God!
REID: This is not gonna
be pretty.
BEN: Now look.
[ALL LAUGHS]
DARRIN: That looks like
boob prints!
BEN: Those are my blueprints!
BEN: Seamless
Gentlemen's Club.
DARRIN: We good?
Can't see anything.
DARRIN: Dude, move.
You're blocking my view.
REID: Let's go in
the private room.
Nice. Night vision.
BEN: Better get some
ladies in here soon.
I'm gonna be doing
this the entire time.
They coming in?
REID: Yeah.
They better come in soon.
WOMAN: Hey.
Ready for some fun?
REID: Hello, hello.
BEN: Yeah, I think
he needs a lap dance first.
DARRIN: That guy needs
a little bit first.
This guy?
BEN: Do these guys first.
I'll go after.
All right, all right.
I'm not gonna complain.
That's fine.
You know,
I'm happy regardless.
REID: You are
a gentleman and a saint.
You are a gentleman.
And a very good friend.
DARRIN: Hope you have
a good view over there, Reid.
REID: I am looking at it.
Looking and experiencing
are two different things.
BEN: See, Reid, it's a...
I don't know, but that
was the greatest
moment of my life.
Do you know how much
trouble we could have
gotten in for this?
To Vegas.
To Vegas.
To best friends.
To the trip of our lives.
REID: Rise and shine. Ben.
Hey.
BEN: What?
Get up.
What are you doing?
REID: Oh, man,
you look beautiful.
Why are you recording
me right now?
BEN: Look at all the fun
we could be having
walking down the strip,
drinking some beers.
She's there. She's texting me.
She's not crazy.
How do you know that, man?
'Cause I've talked to her.
BEN: We have no idea
who we just sent
our best friend to meet.
DARRIN: Let's hope she
can help us, right?
BEN: Yeah, what if this is
a setup or something?
Does he know
what she looks like?
How is he gonna...
DARRIN: I don't know.
Oh, wait, that's her.
Shaking hands.
BEN: Have you zoomed in?
DARRIN: Yeah.
What does she look like?
She doesn't look crazy.
Does she look crazy?
Are her eyes glowing?
No, she doesn't look crazy.
She looks normal.
Well, hopefully,
she's not legit or
he freaks her out.
And then we can go home.
Right.
He's pointing at us.
Should we wave?
She has something.
She gave him something.
She gave him papers
or something.
Yeah, he's bringing her
out here.
Okay, dude, just act
normal, all right?
Don't be a d*ck.
It's gonna be really
hard not to be a d*ck.
He's bringing her out here.
She's looking all sketchy.
They both look real sketchy.
So this is Jelena.
What's your name?
Jelena.
Jelena?
DARRIN: Darrin.
Hi, I'm Jelena.
Nice to meet you.
Good to meet you.
All right, guys.
Uh, follow me.
Okay.
Just like that?
DARRIN: She's not shady.
Is she, Reid?
REID: Yup.
BEN: Well, apparently,
we're going into storage.
'Cause nothing good happens
at a storage facility.
Case in point,
have you ever seen
Silence of the Lambs?
REID: It's one girl, okay?
BEN: She could
very easily k*ll us.
And store our bodies.
REID: We can take her.
Well, I know if a g*n
gets pulled out, I'm running.
He became really paranoid.
He kept talking about how
our phones were tapped
and how there were
people following him
and all kinds of
crazy stuff like that.
And he made me promise
that if anything were
to happen to him,
I would move all his stuff
to a storage facility.
Somewhere secret
that no one would
be able to find.
He was extremely adamant
that I did it right away.
So the night that he died,
I brought his stuff over here.
And, it's crazy,
literally within 24 hours,
our house was raided.
They want what's here.
He was fired for asking
too many questions.
I was the one that found
my dad in the garage
that night.
Look at this.
They ruled it as a suicide.
He would have never
k*lled himself.
REID: This whole thing's
been redacted.
JELENA: I know.
BEN: Your father?
JELENA: Yeah.
Looks like a nice guy.
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, he was a really
good guy. [SNIFFS]
Holy sh*t! This is a timeline
of all the employees.
This is incredible.
Thousands of people's
medical records.
Malignant prostate?
I don't know why
he'd have that.
JELENA: Come here.
REID: What?
Yeah, these are my dad's
maps of the base.
REID: Seriously?
JELENA: Of course, he wasn't
allowed into all the buildings
but this is what he's got.
Everything above
ground is just a front.
The real base is
a mile underground in S4.
He wasn't allowed in there.
REID: Marked different
staircases and elevators.
That could be how
you get underground.
It would be real helpful
when we get to the base.
JELENA: Even if you make
it on the base, this isn't
going to help you.
You need fingerprints.
You need a badge.
They have access codes
that change every day.
Well, your dad
didn't have access to it,
so he obviously snuck in.
JELENA: Yeah,
and my dad's dead.
BEN: You really want to
go through with this?
REID: Yeah, I don't have
a choice.
Looks like your dad
was able to get into S4
but just not, sort of,
parts...
Well, he was
following someone.
This guy, I know I have
his picture in here
somewhere,
who did have
full S4 clearance.
And I know that my dad
was following him.
There we go. The guy.
I don't know his name.
I just know
that that's the guy
my dad was following
and the reason
why he got fired.
REID: Well, if he does
still work there,
I think we could find him.
He probably lives
in or around Vegas.
Reid, if this is
for real, this is what
got her father k*lled.
Yeah.
REID: We'll be careful.
Hi. Norio?
Yes.
So let's say we get to the top
of the ridge here,
say I want to do more
than just look at it.
Say I want to
get down into S4.
Get out of the car
and just keep walking
along this boundary fence.
Most of the heat sensors
and motion detectors
are along this
Groom Lake dirt road.
REID: There are no motion
sensors over here?
NORIO: There are very little.
Rattlesnakes?
Yes, there's rattlesnakes
all over.
S4 is down here, right?
S4 is down here.
Can we get over that mountain?
As long as you're
not detected.
The JANET airlines.
The terminal.
737 outbound jets right there.
The one with the red stripe?
NORIO: Yes.
In fact, you can see
the parking lot over there.
REID: Darrin, I think
this is his flight.
DARRIN: How do you know?
REID: The tail numbers.
We gotta go.
DARRIN: Right now?
REID: Yeah.
We got to get there
before they deplane.
DARRIN: I'm going as fast
as possible, man.
Take a right, take a right.
Am I going in there
or what am I doing?
Okay...
What?
This is it.
This is JANET terminal.
This is JANET?
There's a lot of cars.
The dude could be anywhere.
So they fly the employees
in and out of this base
every day?
Yup.
Here?
Yup, every day.
Who's JANET?
Uh, it stands for
Just Another
Nonexistent Terminal.
That's the rumor.
It's a stupid rumor.
DARRIN: I think I see him.
REID: Can you see him
on there?
DARRIN: Yeah, yeah.
I'm zooming in.
White hair, glasses,
getting in a small black car.
DARRIN: Oh, sh*t.
Reid, Reid, it's him.
DARRIN: Right there,
right there.
REID: Follow him.
BEN: Okay.
REID: Give him
a little space though.
Put it in drive.
Here we go, here we go.
All right, go.
So I'm just
following this guy?
Yeah.
Can you zoom in on him?
DARRIN: Yeah. It's him, dude.
It's definitely him.
I can see him in his mirror.
He's wearing black glasses.
White hair.
He's the exact guy
in the picture.
BEN: So do you have
a plan though?
I got a few ideas.
Would you like to share
them or are we keeping
that to ourselves?
Okay.
What if he's a janitor?
He's got to be
a high-level employee.
What, are you just gonna
hit him over the head?
Dude, don't lose him.
I'm not losing him.
Speed up a little bit.
DARRIN: What if that guy
knew that Jelena's dad
was following him?
What if this is the reason
Jelena's dad was k*lled?
I suddenly don't
like this idea anymore.
You're doing a great job.
Thank you.
It's almost like you've
done this before.
I actually might
take up a new career.
REID: Stalking people?
DARRIN: Following people?
Uh, PI. Thank you.
[CHUCKLES]
You don't see anything?
Dude, put the camera down.
Put the camera down.
All right, stay back,
stay back. Let some cars
get between.
Stay a good, like,
50 yards behind him.
More than 50.
Whoa, whoa.
You want me to
just drive past him?
Drive past him.
Drive past him.
DARRIN: This is his house.
REID: Go, go, go.
REID: Put the camera down.
DARRIN: Relax, relax.
REID: Go down the end
and turn around.
So what's the plan,
this stakeout?
We wait.
For how long?
We gotta stick around
to see if he leaves.
Great.
DARRIN: Food in here, man?
Definitely did not plan
this stakeout very well.
Supposed to have coffee.
Supposed to have donuts.
[CHUCKLES]
REID: Darrin, make sure
the camera is on that house.
DARRIN: All right. I'm on it.
REID: Any movement.
What do you think, dude?
If he doesn't leave, plan B?
Reid?
Yeah, what is
the plan here, Reid?
DARRIN: Anything?
REID: No, no movement.
sh*t! We gotta take
those pills again.
Any food or anything
to go with this?
I mean...
REID: Sorry, man.
Here, man, I have food.
DARRIN: Beef jerky?
Why would you not tell me
you have something?
BEN: Because you're gonna
eat the whole f*cking bag.
I'm not gonna
eat the whole bag.
I don't remember if
you guys were there or not,
but I think I've told you
that we were making out
and I thought there
was a chair behind me
and I'd sit down...
And it was a...
REID: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
BEN: Reid, where the f*ck,
where are you going?
Reid, where...
Where the f*ck is he going?
DARRIN: Shh, shh. Wait, wait.
Holy sh*t. He's leaving.
BEN: What is he doing?
DARRIN: Okay.
Just wait, just wait.
Holy sh*t. Where is he going?
Come on.
Darrin, what the f*ck
is he doing?
DARRIN: Hold on. Oh, my God.
BEN: What is he doing?
DARRIN: Wait.
He's breaking in.
Darrin, we can't let him
break in.
DARRIN: I'm gonna go
help him, okay?
What?
Just relax, relax.
Look, take this.
Call me if you
see anything, okay?
Darrin, you can't just
f*cking go in there, man.
[WIND RUSTLING]
[PANTING]
Let's do this quickly.
DARRIN: Dude,
I can't see sh*t in here.
REID: No lights.
Use the night vision.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
DARRIN: Okay.
REID: This is his office.
DARRIN: Yeah.
f*ck! It's locked.
We gotta break in.
What the f*ck was that?
You hear that?
Go check it out.
[DOG BARKING]
DARRIN: Oh, f*ck!
[YELPS IN PAIN]
Help! Reid! Reid!
Help, Reid. [YELPS IN PAIN]
[GRUNTS]
REID: Throw the jerky.
Throw the jerky.
[DOG YELPS]
DARRIN: f*cking A.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
REID: Just feed her
something real quick.
She's nice, she's just...
DARRIN: Okay.
REID: Christ!
Let's keep looking.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS]
See anything?
REID: [WHISPERS] Darrin,
I'll keep looking down
here. You go upstairs.
DARRIN: Toys, toys, toys.
Reid, you find anything?
REID: No. You?
DARRIN: No. Nothing, man.
Keep looking.
All right.
DARRIN: Okay, come on.
Come on. Master bedroom.
sh*t.
DARRIN: Ben?
BEN: Darrin, they're home.
What? What, are you
f*cking serious?
Dude, get the f*ck
out of there.
Dude. Reid, Reid.
He says they're coming back.
He says they're outside.
REID: [WHISPERS] What? Wait.
I could have sworn I f*cking
heard something.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS] f*ck!
They're back. They're back.
You go hide!
f*cking hide.
Go f*cking hide, man.
What the f*ck! f*cking sh*t!
MAN: You are so good...
GIRL: Yeah, you are.
f*ck it.
WOMAN: Good girl.
Let's go brush your teeth.
Yeah, right here. Come on in.
GIRL: Hey, where's
my toothbrush?
WOMAN: Right there.
One more pass.
One more pass of the
toothbrush, please.
[GIRL CRYING]
You're tired.
Okay, here we go.
You're tired.
All right, say goodnight
to the elephant.
GIRL: Bye.
WOMAN: Bye-bye, all right.
Goodnight. Let's go.
Come one,
let's go night, night.
Dad will come in
and say goodnight
in a few minutes.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS]
I haven't heard anybody
move in a while.
We shouldn't have done this.
This was dumb.
DARRIN: Jesus!
Shh, shh.
[WHISPERS]
Let's get the f*ck out
of here. Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Look. [WHISPERS]
I think he's got it in there.
I gotta go look.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS]
It's his f*cking bedroom.
[WHISPERS]
It's okay. Just relax.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS] Let's get
the f*ck out of here.
DARRIN: Shh, shh.
[WHISPERS] Go, go, go, go, go!
[WIND RUSTLING]
DARRIN: Start the car.
Start the car.
Go. Go.
sh*t. Holy f*ck.
I f*cking got it.
What the f*ck
just happened?
We got it.
We got it.
Got the badge.
I don't give a f*ck
that you got the badge.
I mean, you just
f*ck' broke into
someone's house.
No. That was home invasion,
breaking and entering,
robbery...
DARRIN: We got what
we came for.
They didn't see us.
DARRIN: Yeah.
He works for the government.
REID: Okay. But they
didn't see us.
It's 10, 15 years in jail.
What if they woke up?
Look, they didn't see...
They had a kid!
We're fine.
We're totally fine.
What if one of the neighbors
saw my license plate?
No one saw you.
How do you know that?
They didn't.
DARRIN: No one saw us.
They didn't, man.
We're fine.
Yeah.
Look, it's all good.
No. No, it's not.
We're done.
What do you mean,
done?
This whole plan is f*cked.
I'm going home.
Ben, this was the plan.
No, this wasn't the plan!
Relax. Breathe. Jeez.
[SNIFFS]
We're cool, okay?
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
Just head towards
the desert, all right?
Sorry.
It's not okay.
[EXHALES]
It's going to voicemail.
Hey, Jelena. We got...
We got the badge, it's on.
We're headed to Rachel.
Talk to you tomorrow.
DARRIN: Hey, Ben,
where's Reid?
Where is he?
Dude, he's over there, man.
DARRIN: Jesus.
[HORN BLARING]
What the f*ck,
he's standing
right by the road.
BEN: I gotta go take a piss.
DARRIN: What the
f*ck's he doing?
BEN: You have to help me
talk him out of it, man.
DARRIN: I'm not talking
him out of it.
BEN: Dude, you have
less than a day.
I'm not gonna
talk him out of it.
Dude...
Why'd you come with us
if you didn't want to do this?
I didn't think it was
actually gonna get
this far, man.
So you think
we spent three months
planning this
and now we're gonna
back out? Come on.
You really ready
for the consequences?
We have a plan!
Like last night?
And that worked.
Now we have
everything we need,
okay? We're here.
This is happening.
This is our chance.
Look where we are. This is it.
Base 5 is right over
those mountains.
We're ready.
All right.
It's all set.
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
REID: See those
mountains over there?
DARRIN: Uh-huh
BEN: Okay.
REID: On the other side
of those mountains is Area 51.
BEN: [SARCASTICALLY]
That's super cool.
We're literally in
the middle of nowhere.
This is, like,
where people get k*lled.
DARRIN: Little A'Le'Inn.
BEN: Oh, that's so clever.
BEN: It already looks
like a major downgrade
from the Hooters'
presidential suite.
Straight out of Psycho,
I do not wanna go in there.
What the f*ck are we doing?
DARRIN: It could be
worse, dude.
What are you talking about?
This is awful.
This is where
people make meth.
It's not terrible.
This would be
a good home base.
What, it's just
a couple of days.
[CHUCKLES]
DARRIN: Hey, you think
we could talk to
some of these locals
real quick?
Talk to a few people.
Yeah, quickly.
All right.
Let's do it.
DARRIN: Look at this guy.
This guy is hanging out
by himself.
We should definitely
talk to this guy.
[GLASSES RATTLING]
WOMAN: Hi, gentlemen,
how can I help you?
REID: Hello, how are you?
DARRIN: Hi.
Yeah.
DARRIN: What brings you here?
Well, what brings
everyone here?
The aliens. [CHUCKLES]
That's why you guys
are here, right?
With your cameras and...
Here we are, you know,
trying to pretend
they don't exist,
and I just don't
understand why.
The evidence is obvious.
I mean, it's even
in the Bible.
It's in Ezekiel.
You know,
"The chariots in the sky."
Why does America deny UFOs?
There's other countries
that don't deny UFOs,
why does America deny UFOs?
Stuff like in Mexico City...
Sculpture where
the guy's sitting
in the chair,
it's like he's sitting
in a rocket,
and he's got controls
in front of him,
he's got the breathing
apparatus.
People don't want to look.
People don't want to know.
Roswell, 1947, right?
The crash.
They move all that
stuff here in 1951.
We're reverse engineering
the spacecraft right now,
right over there.
What you see on a map?
That's just what
the governments are
willing to let you see.
Our government does
nothing in front of us.
And so, there's a lot
of hangers,
a lot of infrastructure
underground.
I would be skeptical, too,
if I thought there were
these comic book
little green aliens.
They're not these furry,
little sweet creatures,
they're scary, man.
The one that he saw had
rows of teeth, you know,
like, several back...
The eyes, black.
Just endless black pit.
It's like white blood,
you know?
They shed their skin.
He's like a snake,
but these giant patches...
[SCOFFS] It's not just
your body that they probe,
they probe your mind.
They can control your mind.
Throw you against the wall
out of nowhere.
You can tell when
they're around, too.
You get these
migraine headaches.
I mean, beyond anything
you could ever imagine.
You get nosebleeds.
You hear about those people
having those near-death
experiences,
and the whole thing about,
"Walk into the light!
Walk into the light!"
That's what that is.
It's almost like you cease
to exist for a bit.
You have no idea
what happened at the time.
It's just white.
Like eternal endless white.
You can't see
where the floor stops
and the ceiling starts.
REID: How do you even know
you were on the ship?
MAN: You don't.
Experimentation,
the dissection, everything
we've done to them,
it's Guantanamo Bay, man.
You just better hope
they never get out.
They have their own
police department,
they got an underground
transportation system,
and they have
their own government.
Area 51, man,
it's the 51st state.
REID: Here it is.
It's right up
there on the left.
BEN: This is a little creepy,
man. What if this guy's crazy?
REID: He's fine.
He's totally normal.
Glenn?
Yeah. You Reid?
Yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Reid's finally found
his best friend.
BEN: Hey, what's up, man?
DARRIN: Where are we going?
I guess you're coming
to Area 51, eh?
This road will take us
down to the border.
It's one of the main
access roads to the base.
BEN: What kind of security
might we run in to?
At the border, always
on the same hill.
You see the camo dudes,
you see two guys
in a white Jeep Cherokee.
Right.
They're always there,
24 hours a day.
I'll drive along with
the little frequency detector
and when this thing pops off,
it tells me,
"I just ran over
a road sensor."
Slow down. Slow. Slow.
GLENN: Look around in
one of these bushes
and see if you can...
Oh.
Right there.
GLENN: Okay.
REID: Oh, yeah.
GLENN: If you didn't
know this was here,
this would look like
a plate of grass to you.
There's your antenna.
There's no way you'd find
this without some sort
of electronic aid.
Look at that
"US Government Property."
We're on public land,
mind you.
All right, there we go.
Okay.
REID: 2-0-2-2.
GLENN: This was gonna
send out the code 022.
The camo dudes are gonna
come along and investigate,
and see who's
approaching the border.
This is the simple stuff
we find outside the border.
Inside the border,
you may have your
ammonia sensors,
you may have
your heat sensors.
If you can defeat this unit
out here on public land,
you'd probably
be able to defeat
what they have inside.
REID: There's a car
over there.
GLENN: That's them.
BEN: That's the camo dudes?
GLENN: Those are
the camo dudes.
BEN: I'm not gonna
get a sn*per b*llet
in my head right now, am I?
Just pull over on to the side
of the road, right here.
Just pull up to that area.
BEN: Is there a guy there?
Can you see?
GLENN: You got a, uh,
telephoto on that?
REID: Yeah, I zoomed in
on him.
GLENN: Can you see
if there's...
REID: They even got
the binoculars on us
right now.
GLENN: Really?
Two guys, right?
REID: Yep.
GLENN: Up there in that ridge,
there are two tripods.
BEN: There's one.
REID: One of them is
pointing toward us.
BEN: And there's
another one right there.
GLENN: The other one is
pointing toward the road
we just came down.
So, if you have a vehicle,
there's no real sneaking in.
BEN: We're really getting out
of the car right now?
REID: Yeah.
These are your
camo dudes up here.
Are you the happiest
human being ever, right now?
Yeah.
REID: This is amazing.
BEN: Right over there.
Everything you've ever wanted.
This is almost as exciting.
Yeah.
This could be
used against you...
BEN: If I had a choice,
I'd be at a pool
in Vegas right now.
DARRIN: We made it
to the border.
GLENN: Oh, there's
another one.
[WIND RUSTLING]
MAN: We're tourists, guys.
Sorry.
So, what brings you out here?
MAN: Oh, work.
So, I'm really just out here.
Since I was close,
I decided I should
come by and do
the touristy thing...
MAN: You guys have fun.
Okay. All right. Thanks.
GLENN: Here's a guy
with no license plates.
Yeah, you're a tourist. Sure.
REID: That guy is
a security guard, huh?
GLENN: Undercover.
Just don't do
anything stupid, okay?
You got it.
Thank you, Glenn.
BEN: Later.
See, I told you
he wasn't weird.
DARRIN: Right over there.
It's so close.
I can taste it.
Now let's go talk to that guy.
DARRIN: What?
Huh?
Let's go talk to
this guy. Come on.
Err...
Hey, uh, sir, what are
you looking for?
See anything?
You think I wanna come
out here? They make me
come out here!
BEN: Okay. All right.
Let's go.
I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES]
I didn't mean to do that.
Don't talk to the locals.
REID: Ben, don't antagonize
strangers like that, dude.
BEN: What? I didn't know
he was gonna be crazy, dude.
REID: [WHISPERS]
The door's open.
BEN: What?
Did you leave it open?
No.
We have all our
stuff in there.
I didn't leave it open.
DARRIN: Dude, open the door.
DARRIN: You kidding me?
Hello?
BEN: f*ck.
BEN: Dude.
Anybody here?
REID: It looks the same.
DARRIN: It's all here,
I think.
It's everything.
What if someone f*cking
bugged the place.
REID: Hello?
DARRIN: What the f*ck?
Hey.
Hey.
BEN: Oh, my God.
DARRIN: Jesus Christ!
DARRIN: Dude, are you...
I knew you'd get here.
Hi, guys.
DARRIN: What are you
doing here?
Yeah. What are you doing here?
We gotta get moving.
Let's go.
I'm coming with you guys.
DARRIN: What?
JELENA: I asked the guy
up front.
BEN: f*ck.
They've got ammonia sensors
all over the base,
so these neomycin pills
will mask our ammonia levels.
JELENA: Okay.
Darrin and I have
been taking them
for a few days now,
so we're gonna have
to triple your dosage.
Well, are they
gonna work?
Hopefully. Might have
to test your levels
before we leave.
Keep moving.
We have a lot to do.
Terrible idea.
Darrin, you need to take two.
Say something, man.
You shouldn't...
DARRIN: I don't know
what that is.
Just tell him that
it's not okay with you, dude.
DARRIN: [SIGHS] Hey.
Maybe we don't
bring her with us.
What?
We shouldn't bring her.
We don't need her with us.
[WHISPERS] What are you
talking about?
She's gonna get us caught.
She's not gonna get us caught,
we have the Freon suit.
So what? That's not a good
enough reason, okay?
Dude, we can't tell her no,
okay? She's helped us out,
she gave us all the stuff,
she gave us the maps.
Okay. Well,
the ammonia pills, okay?
The level's gonna
be way too high.
I know, all right?
We'll test her before we go,
if it doesn't test out,
we won't bring her.
Okay.
Darrin. Look, I'm
trusting you guys
with everything
my dad left me.
This is all her stuff,
we wouldn't be able to do
any of this without her.
[SIGHS]
Look, you guys have
your reasons, all right?
And I have mine,
and I need to do this.
I just... I don't want
to be here
if you really don't want
me here.
I think she could
help us.
DARRIN: You really think so?
Yeah.
I know I can.
[SIGHS]
Ready for a 9-mile hike
there and back?
It's 11 miles. And, yes.
We good?
It's fine.
REID: Is it in?
DARRIN: Yeah.
JELENA: Like an actual
motion sensor?
DARRIN: Like, we went to
the border and took one.
JELENA: You're kidding.
[MACHINE BEEPING]
REID: There she is.
All right, we jammed
the signal.
DARRIN: What?
REID: It changes frequency
after, like, 30 seconds.
JELENA: What does that mean?
It means we have
to detect the signal,
jam it, and then disable it
before it changes frequencies.
f*ck.
DARRIN: Look, nobody said
it was gonna be easy.
So, this is the access card
we got off your
dad's friend there.
JELENA: And that...
This is his cologne.
There you go.
JELENA: Did you get it?
Can't tell.
Look in the light.
Yeah. There it is.
Yeah. There she is.
That's a good one.
You see it, Darrin?
BEN: You guys,
there's someone by our car.
REID: What? What?
There's someone
sneaking around our car.
DARRIN: Where is he?
BEN: Dude,
he's right there, man.
JELENA: There's stuff
in the car.
REID: Doesn't matter,
it's not...
BEN: What do you mean,
it doesn't f*cking matter?
Come on, we gotta keep moving.
We got stuff to do. Let's go.
DARRIN: Where is he?
BEN: I don't know.
I don't see him. He's gone.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Keep going. Just keep going.
He's messing with us.
Thermal cameras
all around the base,
and they pick up
your body heat.
So what we're gonna
do is, we're gonna
pump Freon through this suit.
Fit in right here,
and that'll mask
our body temperature.
Darrin, turn on the Freon
and put on the thermal?
Yep. Good.
All right.
How's it looking?
DARRIN: It's looking good.
You can see the Freon
coming through.
I can see your body cooling
down, it's kinda cool.
Only problem is,
it's escaping
through your head, so.
All right.
Let's try the mask.
DARRIN: All right.
It's helping.
There we go.
JELENA: Good?
DARRIN: Hey, hold on.
Let him just tie it off.
It's sweet.
Coming through her whole suit.
REID: It's coming in?
DARRIN: Her whole suit
looks pretty good.
It's like it is matching
the outside.
All right. It should
all work then.
DARRIN: We should probably
bring along boots.
Hold on to the ammonia sensor,
we gotta check Jelena.
DARRIN: Let's do it.
Dude, let's go.
REID: What?
I'm not doing it.
What do you mean
you're not gonna drive us?
I'm not gonna drive you
until you tell me
why you're doing this.
You know why we're doing this,
they're hiding secrets
out there.
I need a better reason
than that.
I'm not gonna drive you
there unless you tell me
why you're doing this.
You said you would do it.
Yeah. I didn't know
we were actually
gonna get this far, Reid.
I thought you were
gonna snap out of it.
You saw a light at a party,
that's all I know.
I don't really know.
Something happened to me
that night, all right?
I just... A whole
bunch of missing time,
and I get these
flashes, and...
I don't know, something is
pulling me towards the base.
I can't explain it, okay?
I just have to do it.
I do. And I can't
do it without you.
So, please,
can you just help me?
Please.
Please, help me.
[GRUNTS]
BEN: Let's go.
Here.
It's close, but I think
you'll be good.
Take this for your walkie.
REID: You guys in?
DARRIN: Yeah.
JELENA: Yeah.
DARRIN: I hear you.
Now watch out for them, man.
Don't let them do
anything stupid.
REID: No, I'll be fine.
All right. I'll be here.
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
REID: [WHISPERS] All right,
guys, put on your masks.
All right.
BEN: Yeah. You see the Freon
pumping through the suits.
[CLEARS THROAT]
BEN: Good luck, man.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS]
Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
I'll be here in the morning.
DARRIN: Right.
We'll see you then. Be safe.
I'm gonna head this way,
over that hill.
All right, guys, this is it.
REID: Let's do it quickly.
DARRIN: Holy sh*t. We're
doing it. We're doing it.
We're doing it.
[GRUNTS]
REID: [WHISPERS]
Guys, this way.
DARRIN: Wait a minute.
Guys, there's a fence.
REID: There's a fence.
JELENA: Yeah, right there.
DARRIN: Straight ahead.
You see it?
REID: Yeah.
DARRIN: sh*t. It's coming up
all hot in the thermal camera.
I think it's electric.
REID: It's on the way?
DARRIN: sh*t.
We gotta go that way.
REID: You serious?
This fence goes all
the way to the right
and all the way to the left.
DARRIN: We gotta
find a way under it.
REID: Let's keep looking.
Look for a low,
like, a ditch or something
like that.
REID: Right here.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS]
I think we can get under it.
All right, you're through.
DARRIN: Nice, okay.
REID: [WHISPERS] Ready?
DARRIN: Stay low, Reid.
Am I clear?
DARRIN: Yeah. Just stay low.
Let's keep moving.
Let's go. Let's go.
[RUSTLING]
DARRIN: Okay. Everyone, stop.
Everyone, stop.
You see that? The light.
It's a car, we're fine.
REID: Look, they're just
driving along the road.
If we tripped their sensor,
they'd be on us.
Check the GPS.
JELENA: Okay, it's this way.
[COUGHS]
DARRIN: Hey. Hey.
It's okay.
Just keep breathing.
Are you okay? Can you breathe?
REID: Come on, let's go.
What are you doing?
Okay.
JELENA: I think we'll
be getting close
to the motion sensors.
REID: [WHISPERS] About
six miles from the base.
Jelena's right,
we're getting close.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS] Stop,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Twenty seconds, Stay there.
Stay there.
DARRIN: Reid.
I think I got it.
Come on. Come on.
Reid, 15.
Moving too fast.
JELENA: Reid, hurry.
DARRIN: Five,
four, three, two, one.
[GRUNTS]
REID: All right.
I think I got it, guys.
DARRIN: Did you get it?
Yeah, I got it.
All right. All right,
let's keep moving, guys.
It's three miles that way.
Almost there.
DARRIN: Wait, guys.
Stop. Stop. Shh, shh.
You hear that? You hear that?
JELENA: What is it?
DARRIN: Are those camo guys?
The camo.
JELENA: You can tell.
REID: That doesn't look
like them...
DARRIN: Holy sh*t!
It's a helicopter! Get down!
Get down! Get down!
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
Keep your head down.
They can't see us
in the thermal suits, okay?
Stay down! Stay down!
We're gonna be fine.
Jelena, keep your head down.
Stay low. Don't move.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
DARRIN: There's a snake.
REID: It's okay.
It won't hurt you.
[HELICOPTER HOVERING]
Stay calm. It doesn't even
know you're here.
DARRIN: Is it gone?
REID: It's going away.
It's going away.
Relax, relax. Try to breathe.
Just breathe.
JELENA: You guys,
the helicopter,
it's coming back.
DARRIN: All right, guys,
stay down. Be still, okay?
Stay down.
We're not gonna get caught.
Stay low.
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
REID: Look, they're just
doing a routine check.
It's a standard procedure.
God damn it.
DARRIN: See? They're gone.
Still, they definitely know
we're here.
REID: No, it's a fly-over.
They would've
flown down on us.
We're fine.
They do it all the time.
It's right over that ridge.
There it is. Look.
We f*cking did it.
I told you we could do it.
REID: We made it.
We did it. We f*cking did it.
JELENA: Reid, you were right.
DARRIN: I mean, this is
Area 51. This is the base.
REID: Darrin,
you getting this?
DARRIN: Yeah.
REID: This is a huge area.
You see that area down there?
That's where we're going.
We gotta get down there
and ditch the suits.
[WHISPERS] There it is.
We made it.
I can't believe we did this.
JELENA: You sure we're okay
without our suits?
REID: Yeah, we should be fine.
They shouldn't have
heat sensor
cameras this close
to the base.
And security?
Security should be low
this time of night.
DARRIN: Let's get inside there
and get some footage.
Reid? Reid?
DARRIN: Reid, you all right?
You good?
Yeah, let's go.
Looks like we're good here.
But I'm gonna go up
to the fence and
check it out, okay?
Do you realize
what we're doing
right now?
DARRIN: I know.
[WHISPERS] Do we just go?
DARRIN: All right. Wait.
He's over.
He needs to signal us
or something.
No, no, no.
Just wait. Just wait.
He's almost over.
Come on, hurry up.
[GATES CLANKING]
[BREATHES HARSHLY]
REID: [WHISPERS]
Here we are on the base.
This is incredible.
Darrin, check that way,
I'll check this way.
JELENA: All right, Darrin,
please get down.
DARRIN: There's people
everywhere.
REID: Stay low.
Let's get over there.
DARRIN: It's a car.
Reid, you see that?
DARRIN: f*cking...
JELENA: Damn it.
DARRIN: f*ck. f*ck.
f*ck. f*ck.
[ENGINE ROARING]
REID: [WHISPERS]
Just keep it down.
Keep going. Keep going.
Right. There's the split.
All right, keep a look out,
I'm gonna check the map.
JELENA: It's hangar
number nine.
DARRIN: Guys,
we're f*cking here...
It's the hangar
on the east end...
East end?
DARRIN: [WHISPERS]
Let's get to that fence
and don't freak out.
We're so close, all right?
JELENA: Okay.
REID: We gotta hurry.
JELENA: Go.
JELENA: You need to get
in the shadow here.
Come get in.
DARRIN: Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
REID: Can you see 'em?
DARRIN: Okay.
Their backs are turned.
Now's time for us...
Go!
DARRIN: [WHISPERS]
What's the plan?
JELENA: Okay. You go left.
REID: Okay. Okay. Going.
DARRIN: [BREATHES HEAVILY]
All right.
JELENA: It's nine down.
DARRIN: It's there?
Yes.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
DARRIN: It's JANET planes.
sh*t. sh*t.
Okay. Okay.
I think they're leaving.
DARRIN: I think so.
He's taking the car.
He's taking the car.
[SIGNAL BEEPS]
REID: All right.
JELENA: I can't see anything.
REID: Look for a light
on the wall.
Here, I found it.
DARRIN: Nothing in here.
REID: Look for doors
to other rooms.
JELENA: You guys,
this one opens.
DARRIN: Oh, Reid,
it looks like...
JELENA: Does this thing open?
REID: We use the fingerprint.
DARRIN: Why isn't this
working, come on.
Maybe it needs my body heat.
[SIGNAL BEEPS]
Go. Go.
sh*t.
Stay behind me.
The door just closed on us.
DARRIN: f*ck.
It's okay. Just keep
going. Keep going.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
Level 40-A.
We need level 40-A.
DARRIN: Got it.
I don't see anything.
Where is it?
DARRIN: [WHISPERS] Okay. Okay.
f*ck.
There's a guy out there.
He's at his desk.
He's by himself. Okay.
[WHISPERS] We need to get
to a stairwell.
All right.
DARRIN: Dude, he's gone.
REID: What?
DARRIN: He's f*cking gone.
I have no idea where he is.
Did you see which way he went?
DARRIN: I have no idea...
REID: Come on.
Come on. Let's...
Hurry up, hurry up,
hurry up...
DARRIN: What the f*ck?
Okay, we're good. We're good.
What is this?
Comatose,
nonresponsive behavior,
marks on necks and arms?
What the f*ck.
[DOOR BANGS]
JELENA: You guys,
we got to get out of here.
Shh. It's okay. Just...
DARRIN: He didn't notice us.
He's wearing headphones.
Okay here. On 10.
Yeah. We gotta find a way.
We gotta get to a stairwell.
DARRIN: Okay. There's
an exit over there.
There's an exit over there?
DARRIN: Behind you,
behind you.
It's a dead end.
Get down. Get down.
Okay, we're clear. Get down.
DARRIN: sh*t!
sh*t. sh*t.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
Go, go, go, go.
f*ck, that was close.
Dude, it goes way
the f*ck down there.
This is Stairwell B.
S4, it should be down there.
Let's keep moving.
DARRIN: Yep.
[DOOR OPENING]
[WHISPERS] Did you hear that?
DARRIN: Yeah.
Reid, he's coming. Reid.
Reid, he's coming.
There's a locker room.
I think it's empty.
Okay.
JELENA: He didn't see you,
did he?
DARRIN: No, no, no, no.
I think we're good.
Jesus Christ!
Just wait it out for a minute.
Let everything pass.
JELENA: What the f*ck is that?
DARRIN: Did you hear that?
[RUSTLING]
[MACHINERY BANGING LOUDLY]
DARRIN: Must be automatic.
Listen.
What's that?
What is that?
REID: Yeah.
DARRIN: Where is it
coming from?
REID: Here.
JELENA: What is it?
DARRIN: I don't know.
DARRIN: What the f*ck.
It's still here somewhere.
It's here.
DARRIN: They might be useful
to know where the guards are.
Also got some kind of suit.
Bulletproof vest, almost.
JELENA: What the hell?
DARRIN: Look at this.
[CRACKLING LOUDLY]
[SCREAMS]
DARRIN: What the f*ck?
JELENA: Are you okay?
DARRIN: Dude, your nose
is bleeding, are you okay?
DARRIN: Hey, let's go.
JELENA: You okay?
DARRIN: Jelena, put it back.
Let's go.
The stairs. Let's go.
[PANTING]
DARRIN: All right.
I think we're good.
Dude, what was that noise?
I don't know.
Let's keep moving.
DARRIN: Dude.
I can't see anything.
This is it. Level 40.
Where are you going?
This is f*cking...
It's huge.
DARRIN: sh*t.
Look at this.
It's f*cking... What is this?
Are these cages?
What the f*ck?
REID: Yeah, they look like
holding cells.
DARRIN: Dude!
Oh my God, it's weird.
REID: Oh! They're hot,
they're hot.
DARRIN: Dude,
it's f*cking warm.
That's weird.
REID: Darrin, check this out.
DARRIN: Holy sh*t.
What is this?
That's weird.
What do you think's in there?
REID: It's like they're
getting sucked in.
Come on. We gotta keep moving.
Let's go.
We gotta get through
the lab to get to
the access point for S2.
[ENGINE WHIRRING]
Oh, f*ck. Go hide.
Get down.
DARRIN: What's he doing?
REID: I think he's going
to the lab.
REID: Is he still out there?
I don't know the code.
It's not a card.
DARRIN: I have an idea.
With the thermal.
Yeah.
[PANTING]
DARRIN: Okay, now.
Maybe the thermal...
REID: What do you mean?
DARRIN: Watch. I turn it on.
Now, the last button he pushed
would be the warmest.
Eight must have been
pushed first, and then
the seven,
and then the three,
and then the four, okay?
So that means what?
4-3-7-8.
REID: Right.
[BEEPING]
f*ck! You're a f*cking genius!
[LAUGHS]
DARRIN: Go!
It's a lab.
JELENA: My dad always
talked about these R&D labs.
Look at this sh*t.
DARRIN: Whoa.
REID: My God.
DARRIN: Whoa, this is...
What?
Holy sh*t.
JELENA: Look at this.
Anti-gravity.
REID: This is huge.
I knew it.
My God, I knew
he wasn't crazy.
JELENA: My dad was right.
REID: I knew it.
Why are they hiding this here?
DARRIN: Dude, there's
white blood in there.
REID: We gotta go.
JELENA: We don't know
that it's blood.
DARRIN: I know,
but remember the guy
at the bar mentioned that.
REID: Yeah, maybe that's it,
I don't know. Okay.
Guys, we should get moving.
DARRIN: No.
JELENA: Where?
DARRIN: Reid, this is
the first thing we've seen.
Let me get some footage.
REID: Hold on a sec.
There's more over here.
Jelena, look at this.
There's more over here.
[CRACKLING LIGHTLY]
JELENA: What the f*ck?
REID: What?
JELENA: Are you seeing this?
DARRIN: It's the craziest sh*t
I've ever seen in my life.
Look at this.
Reid, come here, man.
Check this sh*t out.
REID: Darrin, come over.
Check this out.
Guys, you gotta come see this.
DARRIN: Guys,
this thing's going crazy.
Reid, look at this.
Look at this.
[SLOSHING]
DARRIN: Oh!
f*ck.
What the f*ck?
REID: I don't know.
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[SCREAMS]
DARRIN: What was that?
f*ck!
JELENA: You guys, we gotta
get the hell out of here.
DARRIN: You all right?
sh*t.
DARRIN: Reid, we need to go.
What was that?
Someone heard that, right?
You all right?
JELENA: We gotta get out
of here, come on.
REID: Guys, we gotta go, yeah.
Let's go.
DARRIN: Wait, wait,
wait. Wait.
REID: Darrin.
DARRIN: Come here, come here.
REID: Darrin, come on.
DARRIN: That thing just flew.
The rock flew?
JELENA: What the hell
was that?
DARRIN: Holy sh*t.
REID: Darrin, Darrin.
Look for a door.
[WHIRRING]
REID: No f*cking way.
Holy sh*t.
JELENA: You think it's real?
REID: Look at this.
I don't know.
I gotta get a closer look.
DARRIN: Holy sh*t.
REID: Wonder how long
they've had this here.
JELENA: [CHUCKLES]
That's crazy.
REID: Do you realize
how many people would
want to see this?
I can't believe I'm
filming this right now.
Look at this.
This is incredible.
So how did they fly this...
REID: Guys! Guys!
Come, check this out.
You gotta see this,
this is crazy.
Look.
Oh, my God. [LAUGHS]
DARRIN: Holy sh*t.
REID: That was incredible.
It's definitely not...
From this planet.
That's incredible.
JELENA: It's not doing
anything for me.
DARRIN: This is not
military technology.
This is something else.
REID: Dude, I gotta
get in here.
Hold on, I think
there's an opening up here.
DARRIN: Amazing.
REID: I'm gonna go in.
DARRIN: Reid, you don't
know what's in there.
REID: It's okay. I'll be fine.
DARRIN: Okay, just
be careful, dude.
Easy, easy.
Holy sh*t.
JELENA: What?
DARRIN: Jelena, it closed.
JELENA: What do you mean,
it closed?
DARRIN: I mean, the door,
the hatch, it closed.
Just, he climbed in and
it closed right behind him.
I don't...
It's just not there anymore.
REID: [WHISPERS]
What are they?
They look like sleeping pods.
There's like nothing in here.
Why there's, like,
no controls or anything?
I can't believe I'm
in an alien spacecraft.
[CHUCKLES]
Check this out.
Whoa!
REID: Darrin.
[ECHOING]
My God, it's completely
soundproof.
This is amazing.
Well, is there, like, a...
Like, a button or something?
DARRIN: [SIGHS] I don't know.
It's just... It's all smooth.
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
Come on, what the f*ck?
What is he doing?
REID: Hey! You guys!
You guys, this is amazing!
DARRIN: How did I do this?
DARRIN: Reid.
Darrin.
DARRIN: You all right?
Darrin, man, you gotta
get down here.
This is amazing.
DARRIN: No, we gotta go, man.
No. I'm not leaving.
Could you guys see me?
No we couldn't see you.
JELENA: Reid, come on.
Dude, the whole
thing went transparent.
No, man, it was
completely soundproof.
DARRIN: All right,
we gotta go.
Reid, if that door
closes again, we're
stuck here. Let's go.
All right.
Here. Here. [SIGHS]
JELENA: You okay?
REID: I told you guys
it would be here,
I told you that.
DARRIN: Let's go, Reid.
There's gotta be more.
I was just inside that thing.
DARRIN: I know.
We got it all on tape.
Let's go.
They definitely heard us.
They're gonna seal
that shutter down.
DARRIN: [PANTS]
What the f*ck was
that back there?
Think about it.
That was definitely
not from this planet.
DARRIN: I know. Exactly.
We have enough footage.
We have to look for an exit.
REID: We gotta keep going.
This is what we talked about.
JELENA: You're talking way
too loud, someone's
gonna hear us.
DARRIN: [WHISPERS] Quiet.
Careful, careful.
DARRIN: Here, come on.
JELENA: Guys, we can't stop.
DARRIN: I know, I know.
Check them out.
JELENA: Somebody's
gonna see us.
DARRIN: Check it out.
REID: It's this way. Let's go.
Go, go.
DARRIN: Reid, look up.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Come on.
Darrin, you with us?
DARRIN: Yeah, it's all right.
Let's go.
DARRIN: Come on,
we'll be running for miles.
Just look for
an opening.
DARRIN: f*ck.
Look.
This is that.
Holy sh*t, you're right.
Come on.
Let's go.
This is gotta be it.
JELENA: You good?
REID: Come on, Darrin.
DARRIN: [BREATHES HEAVILY]
We're clear.
What's up?
Wait. Wait.
What's wrong?
Do you hear that?
Hear what?
Just...
DARRIN: We gotta go,
we gotta go.
Come on. Keep moving.
You okay?
We're close.
DARRIN: Okay.
[DOOR OPENS]
DARRIN: Dude, stop.
Reid, there's
a f*cking camera.
There's someone
here, come on.
Reid, this is bullshit.
We gotta go.
Come on, we gotta go.
Darrin, I'm not leaving now.
We've come this far.
DARRIN: Come on, we'll get
the f*ck out of here.
My God, man.
Security's gonna come
down here and see us.
Stop...
It's the fingerprint scanner.
DARRIN: Hurry. f*ck.
f*ck.
Okay, it's okay, Darrin.
It's gonna detect my pulse.
DARRIN: Go, go!
REID: Come on, follow me.
DARRIN: f*ck. f*ck.
REID: Okay.
[CLATTERS]
DARRIN: What was that?
JELENA: It's a failsafe.
Someone has to
turn that thing on.
DARRIN: I'll do it,
I'll do it.
REID: All right.
DARRIN: Jelena, come on.
Go.
REID: Come on.
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
[SIREN BLARING]
DARRIN: What the f*ck?
REID: Darrin, come on. Darrin!
DARRIN: Okay, what do I do?
What do I do?
Listen, are you okay?
DARRIN: Go!
Go, they're coming!
Get out of here!
f*ck. f*ck.
MAN: Hey!
You! Freeze!
DARRIN: sh*t, sh*t.
MAN: Get down! Get down!
MAN 2: Freeze!
[DOOR OPENS]
DARRIN: Oh, God.
[PANTING]
LOUDSPEAKER:
Security breach S4.
Security breach S4.
REID: Get out!
LOUDSPEAKER: Security breach.
[PANTING AND GASPING]
LOUDSPEAKER: Security breach.
JELENA: Dude,
I can't see anything.
REID: Hold on.
Let me get the flashlight.
JELENA: What about Darrin?
REID: He's going back
to the car. We'll meet
him there.
f*ck.
[THUDS]
JELENA: What? What the f*ck?
What's going on?
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
Don't go over there.
REID: They're just
hanging there.
JELENA: What?
REID: Just hanging,
they're not real.
JELENA: I don't get it.
REID: They're rubber.
Maybe... Maybe they wear it
when they go out on Earth,
I don't know.
You know, like,
an astronaut
wears on the moon.
They're not real.
REID: It's moving.
JELENA: Where the f*ck
are we going?
God, I can't believe...
And it's not opening,
that's great.
That's f*cking creepy.
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
What is this place?
REID: Your dad talked
about this.
He said they had all these
tunnels down here.
JELENA: Oh, it smells
down here.
What if there's someone
down here?
REID: Okay. Let's try to
keep quiet.
There's nothing in here.
Wait, why are these,
down here?
No.
REID: Oh, my God. Glasses.
Shoe.
JELENA: It's a
little girl's shoe.
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
REID: Oh, my God.
JELENA: Reid.
Why are there clothes
down here?
What are they doing here?
REID: This isn't right.
Come on, stay close.
REID: Oh, God.
JELENA: Oh, God.
This is f*cked up.
REID: It's like some
f*cking twisted playroom.
Oh, God.
I used to have this doll.
Why do they have this sh*t?
REID: They bring them...
JELENA: I need to
get out of here.
REID: Jelena, hold on.
Stay close to me.
Oh, my God.
There's fresh blood.
Oh, f*ck.
Don't look in there.
Can we get out of this room?
REID: Yeah.
I think I need to
get out of here.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
REID: Okay.
We gotta find another way out.
Maybe there's another way out
through this room.
[PANTING]
These are the same pods
that were in the spacecraft.
JELENA: Reid.
Do you think
we should be in here?
REID: Oh, my God.
There are dozens down here.
There could be
a whole colony of them.
JELENA: Reid,
one of them's open.
REID: sh*t.
JELENA: We need to get
out of here.
REID: Okay.
[CHITTERING]
Oh! f*ck.
Come on, run, run. Go! Go!
Find a place to hide!
JELENA: [PANTING] Reid!
Reid!
[PANTING HARSHLY]
[GASPS]
REID: What? What?
JELENA: Do you hear that?
REID: No.
JELENA: You don't hear that?
REID: No.
Shh, Shh.
JELENA: Reid...
REID: Let's get out here.
Let's go.
Come on, come on. Go on.
[ECHOING]
Come on, come on.
Come on, hurry.
Hurry, come on.
JELENA: We gotta go. [PANTING]
We gotta get
the f*ck out of here.
[BANGING]
[SHIVERING]
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
What the f*ck?
What was that?
REID: We're going to
get out of here.
Okay? [BREATHING HEAVILY]
Flashlights not working.
I'm gonna try on night vision.
JELENA: What is this?
REID: We gotta find a way.
JELENA: This is nothing,
it's a box.
REID: What is this thing?
What? Don't...
Don't... Don't touch it.
What the f*ck is this sh*t?
REID: Here.
Pull that, pull that.
What?
[GRUNTING]
[GROANING]
JELENA: f*ck. I can't hold it.
REID: Okay.
That.
Okay. Okay.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[GASPS]
REID: Okay, leave
the hatch open.
You okay?
Yeah.
I just wanna get
the f*ck out of here.
REID: We're gonna have to rely
on the night vision, okay?
There's gotta be
another way out.
REID: Oh, my God.
JELENA: God.
REID: We'll go out this way.
Let's go.
REID: Easy.
We need to get out of here.
Come on, follow me.
You okay?
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
DARRIN: No.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Okay! Okay, I've got it.
[SIREN BLARING]
MAN: Move, move, move!
[BREATH TREMBLING]
[SCREECHING]
Freeze!
Freeze! Turn around!
DARRIN: Whoa, whoa!
Hey, it was chasing me!
Put your hands up!
DARRIN: Turn around!
It's chasing me,
it's right behind you!
Turn around!
f*ck. Okay.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[FOOTSTEPS]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
[CREAKING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
f*ck.
[CRASHING LOUDLY]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[SIREN BLARING]
Oh, f*ck.
f*ck.
[CRASHING LOUDLY]
What the f*ck?
[SCREECHING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[CRASHING LOUDLY]
[CRASHING LOUDLY]
f*ck!
What the f*ck?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
[CRASHING LOUDLY CONTINUES]
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Okay.
Damn.
REID: sh*t.
[NOISES ECHOING]
JELENA: Where are we going?
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
REID: Just keep going.
Just stay close.
JELENA: Point the camera
over there.
'Cause I can't really see
where I'm going.
REID: Yeah, yeah.
[SLURPING LIKE NOISE]
[GASPS]
What? What?
What is it?
Go back that way.
Why?
Back that way, please.
Oh, my God.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
REID: Hold on.
Jelena, hold on.
[GASPS]
REID: What? What's wrong?
[WHIMPERING]
I...
What?
The floor.
What about it?
I got you. Damn it.
[THUDS]
[CRASHING LOUDLY]
JELENA: Reid!
[GRUNTS]
[THUDS]
[COUGHS]
[GROANS]
JELENA: [WHISPERS]
Where is this?
What is this place?
Oh, God.
God, I don't like this.
What is this stuff?
REID: Skins.
You, what?
This one seems fresh.
We need to get out of here.
I can't see anything.
Reid, what's that noise?
Reid.
Come on, give me the camera,
stay behind me.
We'll get out here,
stay together.
Okay.
Where is that sound
coming from?
Come on!
God!
Run! Run! Run, run!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
REID: These symbols on
the wall. Do you see
them? Look.
Look.
Reid?
Stay behind me.
Look at this.
These are the same symbols
as the ones your dad drew.
Do you see them?
Jelena...
Jelena?
Jelena?
Jelena?
What the f*ck?
Jelena!
Jelena! Jelena!
Jelena! Jelena!
DARRIN: Okay. Okay.
[SIREN BLARING]
sh*t.
MAN: Go!
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
DARRIN: [BREATHING HEAVILY]
f*ck. f*ck.
Oh, God. [PANTING]
[COUGHS]
I don't know... I don't know
where the f*ck they...
I don't know where Ben is.
Ben...
REID: Jelena? Jelena!
Come on, where are you?
Jelena! Jelena!
Jelena.
Jelena, come on.
Jelena, we gotta get out
of here, come on.
Jelena?
Jelena.
Jelena.
Jelena?
Jelena?
Jelena?
Jelena...
Oh, my God.
Oh, sh*t.
Jelena?
No! No, Jelena!
No!
Jelena!
No! Jelena! f*ck!
No!
[THUDS]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
DARRIN: f*ck.
Ben!
Ben.
[GASPS] f*ck.
Ben!
Ben! Wake up.
Start the car!
Star the car. Come on, go.
Go. Go. Go.
BEN: Darrin, what's going
on, man?
What...
Where is Reid and Jelena, man?
I don't know, man.
Just drive, dude.
Wait. What? Hold on.
DARRIN: Someone was
chasing me.
They're behind us?
Yes! They're after us!
Okay, I'm f*cking going!
We have to go!
BEN: What... Can you tell
me what happened?
DARRIN: We were there
and then the alarm went off,
and started getting chased.
And, so we split up.
We were there, we made it.
To the base?
We made it to
the lower levels and...
You got inside?
Yeah.
And we hit an alarm.
Did Reid get caught?
We got split up. I...
I don't know. Okay?
We got...
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.
What the f*ck?
Dude, I'm not.
Dude!
Calm down.
What?
f*ck.
What the... What the f*ck?
What the f*ck?
[CONTINUOUS BEEPING]
Get back in. What is...
Darrin... What are you...
Darrin, get in the car!
Darrin!
Darrin, get in the car!
Darrin!
What are you doing, man?
Darrin, get back in the car!
Oh!
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
[GRUNTS]
[CRASHING LOUDLY]
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Oh!
No! f*ck!
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[GRAVEL CRUNCHING]
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