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Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper! (2025)

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Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper! (2025)

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Good morning, Corning.

I hope you're all having

a wonderful start to your day.

Let's take a look

at the weather.

We have a cold front from

Lake Huron heading southeast

over Buffalo, bringing

Arctic temperatures.

And more importantly,

a chance for me to finally

break out that parka I got

on Black Friday.

Until then, expect highs

in the mid to low 40s.

Well, thank you Ted.

So, any exciting plans

for the holiday?

I'm glad that you asked,

slash, read that

off the teleprompter, Ken.

I'll be heading two hours north

to my hometown of Lackawanna,

where my older sister

is planning

the Gingerbread Invitational.

What's the Gingerbread

Invitational, Ted?

Thanks for asking, Ken.

It is an event that gathers

the best

gingerbread bakers in the state

to help raise money

to build a children's wing

in the local hospital.

So, all week, I will be

delivering heartfelt

and shameless promos encouraging

everyone in the area

to come out and help support

a great cause.

Thank you, Ted.

Now, let's get real

for a minute.

You have a legendary

run of bad luck

at Christmas over the years.

Oh, I think legendary

is overblown,

and we don't need to get

into it, Ken.

Well, didn't you almost

burn your house down last year?

Indeed I did, Ken.

Grease fires are no joke.

No, they are not.

And the year before that,

I believe you got attacked

by a possum

who was living in

your Christmas tree.

Yes, yes, indeed I was.

But in all fairness,

I was the one

who chopped down his house,

put it on the roof of my car,

and drove it down

the highway, so...

Who really got

the worse end of that deal?

And... and didn't you,

the year before that,

get a disease so rare

that they actually

named it after you?

Yes, yes I did.

Symptoms include undeniable

charisma and effortless charm.

Hmm.

All kidding aside, if you

suspect you have Ted Cooperitis,

seek immediate

medical attention.

Well, you know what, Ted?

I'm not sure

that I would share your

enthusiasm for the holidays.

Oh, boy, you are

such a Grinch, Ken.

What's not to love?

Christmas is a time of coming

together and celebrating.

It just brings out

the best in everyone.

And sure, I have had a few...

tricky, maybe problematic,

potentially horrendous

Christmases in a row.

But that luck has to change

eventually.

So, why not this year?

Well, I wouldn't bet

the farm on it, Ted.

And speaking of farms,

coming up...

an unlikely friendship

between a horse and a cat

that you have to see to believe.

And we're clear.

Love the new hair, Ken.

If I didn't know any better,

I'd think it was your own.

It is my own.

Hey... Ted!

Ted!

Hey, thanks again for letting me

promote the Invitational, Jerry.

Whoa, I should be thanking you.

Not a lot of people watching

weather reports on TV

when they get weather

on their phone.

Yeah, I like to think they care

about hearing their weather

from a trained professional.

Oh, Teddy boy,

they care about you.

Yeah?

Is that why you

took a shot on me?

You know what?

It doesn't matter.

The fact is, you did...

when no one else would.

And I appreciate you for it.

Well, my intentions weren't

as pure as they might seem.

Oh?

Viewers also like tuning in

around Christmas to see

what could go terribly wrong.

Yeah, yeah.

I still maintain that

'Santa does the weather'

would have been a great segment

had that chimney been

a little wider.

Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

Hey, did WDTB

give you a call yet?

Yeah. Actually they

called this morning.

So, did you give 'em an answer?

No.

No?

Oh. It's a lot to think about.

I mean they're the state's

biggest network

outside the city.

No, I'm happy here.

You guys are like family.

Hey, hey. What's going on here?

Flip that back over.

What is this?

Everyone's taking bets on

what's gonna happen

to you this Christmas.

What?

This is dark, guys.

Come on! Impaled by

a reindeer antler?

What? Who took that bet?

Janice?

Ken gave me 500 to one.

I couldn't pass up

those sweet, sweet odds.

Also, guys, seriously,

why is me kissing

a beautiful woman

less likely than getting

impaled by a reindeer?

51 people are rooting

for me to choke on a chunk of fruitcake.

Joke's on you clowns.

I don't like fruitcake.

Also, not funny to root

for me going to jail.

I would do horribly in jail.

You know what, none

of this matters anyways.

Because this year?

This is the year that old

Ted Cooper's Christmas bad luck

finally turns around.

Losing a lot of money, folks.

You smell great.

I know.

What?

Oh...

Baby brother!

Hey!

Oh...

Hi!

I have been waiting

for half an hour.

Can we go?

Absolutely. Where are

we going?

Going to sleep.

Going home.

Not in that order.

What? Kate, no.

That's boring.

I just got into town.

Let's go have a drink.

- Ted...

- Kate.

Kate...

Fine... we can have one drink.

A small one.

Maybe a festive shot.

Shots. I love where

your head's at.

- Shot!

- So many shots.

Singular.

Where is my tag?

There are fresh towels and

a brand new toothbrush upstairs,

because I know you always

forget... everything.

You know me so well.

Okay, your suitcase

is on my table.

Just give me a second.

Something's not right.

Yikes.

I must've had the same

kind of suitcase

as that girl on the bus.

Should I be worried about

you covering the fundraiser

with everything that happens

to you every Christmas?

What? No. This...

this isn't a setback.

This is an opportunity

to try out some new looks.

I mean... oof!

Come on. Sugar? What?

- These might actually fit.

- Wow.

Good morning.

Hey.

Wow, that is a very

pink sweater.

That girl had good taste, right?

Mm-hmm.

What are you doing up?

I am making us breakfast.

Since when do you

make us breakfast?

You made me breakfast

my entire childhood.

The literal least

I can do is make you

the occasional omelet.

Aww.

Uh, you're gonna go

shopping today, right?

Because your first promo

is tonight, and, um...

I'm not sure that, uh,

that's the vibe.

I am not going anywhere

until you try that omelet.

Okay.

- Mmm!

- Eh?

Fluffy and delicious.

Yeah.

The secret ingredient is love.

Hey, I couldn't help

but notice the alarming lack

of Christmas lights

on the house.

Yeah, I've been really busy.

Really?

That's strange...

you haven't mentioned that...

in the last three minutes.

You're wearing a pink

cropped sweater.

Yeah.

Stay... good box.

No!

Stay.

Stay.

There you go.

Hi, Ted.

This is Max at WDTB,

checking in on our job offer.

Give us a call, and no rush.

Merry Christmas.

Ooh-ahh!

Unstoppable.

Oh, no.

How you holding up?

I'm fine.

You were unconscious.

It's called a cat nap, Kate.

I asked you what two plus

two was, and you said 22.

And I've never

been great at math.

You have your Master's in

Atmospheric Sciences, Ted.

Put the ice back on.

Ted?

Ms. Mittens?

What happened to you?

A box of Christmas lights.

- Ah...

- You?

Hot cookie sheet.

Oof!

Uh, are you still

teaching science?

Retired last year.

Wow.

Congratulations, Ms. Mittens.

Oh, please, call me Ruth.

It's great to see you, Ruth.

I'm back every Christmas.

How have we never

run into each other?

Oh, I usually do the holidays

in Florida, but not this year.

Well, Florida's loss is my gain.

I always knew you'd do

well for yourself, Ted.

And people send me

your clips all the time.

- They do?

- Sure.

Especially the one where

you got stuck in the chimney

at Christmas.

- Mm-hmm.

- Hilarious.

Yeah. Well, I am glad

I could entertain you.

It's good to see you, Ted.

You too.

Uh, any chance you'd be

interested in grabbing a coffee

with your former favorite

student sometime this week?

Oh, why? Is she here?

Still got it.

- Ms. Mittens?

- Amazing, thank you.

- Take care.

- Yeah.

Ted, they're ready.

Oh, great.

- Good luck.

- Here's your ice pack, thanks.

Okay, next time, let's just

make sure that we...

check the expiration date

on the eggnog.

Merry Christmas.

How many cups

have you had today?

Mmm. Too many to count.

Go home, Hope.

We're under-staffed.

And you're pulling

a 12-hour shift.

I don't need a tired doctor.

Oh, every doctor is tired.

Come on.

Look, I can pick up the slack.

I once treated

90 patients here in a day.

And you have never

let us forget that.

You know what I'm gonna

do when I get home?

Hm?

A little bit of

online Christmas shopping.

Glass of red wine.

Ooh, a Chris Hemsworth movie.

Hmm.

Do you know what you're

gonna do when you get off work?

Yeah, I'm gonna pray

that my best friend

stops giving me lectures.

Mmm, no. You are definitely

gonna be trying to pick up

more shifts here.

Okay, well...

Given the year that I've had,

I wanna stay busy.

I get that, I get that.

But you are no good

to anybody if you burn out.

So, come over for

a movie tonight.

Which Chris Hemsworth

movie is it?

Does it matter?

- No.

- No, it does not.

Oh... wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait.

Guess who's here.

Who?

Ted Cooper.

Coop?

From high school?

I think so.

We had his insurance on file.

Oh, I didn't know

he lived around here.

I don't think he does.

I think he's back for Christmas.

He's a weatherman

over in Corning.

- Hmm. Well, good for him.

- Yeah.

He was always so sweet,

you know, in like a...

nerdy kinda way.

That might be because he, uh,

had a crush on you.

Okay. Please.

You may not have noticed,

but he fell hard for you

back in the day.

And apparently something

fell hard on his head.

So, have fun.

- Ah...

- You're welcome.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Hey, Coop.

Hope.

Wow. Hi. I...

I didn't know you were

back in town.

Yeah, I moved back

late last year.

You look different.

You look the same.

Hmm.

Well, what brings you in?

Box of Christmas lights

to the dome.

Oh. Anything broken?

Mmm. Probably not.

I have a hard head.

I meant the box of lights.

Right.

So, I hear you're back in town

for Christmas with your sister.

You've been asking

around about me, Hope?

Sydney told me.

Ah, Sydney. Yeah.

You know, she gave me stitches

a few Christmases ago.

She did?

I had an unfortunate incident

involving a porcelain

nativity scene.

Ooh.

Let's just say now there are

only two wise men in Bethlehem.

Which one broke?

Gold.

Hmm. Poor baby Jesus.

You know, stuck with

frankincense and myrrh.

I don't even know what myrrh is.

No one does.

I'm just gonna have a look here.

Any headaches? Dizziness?

No.

No? Look straight ahead.

Hmm.

I never knew you had blue eyes.

Well...

No lacerations.

No concussion.

I think you just

had your bell rung.

Feels appropriate to have

my bell rung at Christmas.

You know what else?

You look good in pink.

Hey. Thanks.

I got it from a college

girl's suitcase.

Hmm.

Nope. That sounded bad.

I brought a college girl's

clothes home with me.

That sounded worse.

You know what?

Let's just...

Let's just chalk it up

to the head injury.

I had it on before

the head injury.

Oh, well, let's keep

that between us.

Little doctor-patient...

confidentiality.

Probably a good idea.

Well, I hope you enjoy

your vacation

while you're here, Coop.

Thanks, but it's actually...

it's not just a vacation.

I'm here doing promos for

the Gingerbread Invitational.

It's the, uh, fundraiser for...

well, actually, this...

I know.

I... work here.

Right. Yeah, obviously,

you know what that is.

Oh!

Do you give lollipops

to all your patients?

Mmm... only the really brave on.

I was really brave, wasn't I?

Mm-hmm.

We'll see you around, Coop.

Bye, Hope.

I assume you heard all of that?

How dare you assume that

I was eavesdropping on that

unbelievably cute exchange?

Come on.

Kate.

- Kate.

- Hmm?

What'd the doctor say?

Things are looking up, baby.

Ask for Doctor Newbury.

She's got lollipops.

And why didn't you tell me

Hope Newbury worked here?

Because I didn't wanna spend

our phone calls listening to you

gush about your

high school crush.

I didn't have a crush on her.

She said you didn't

have a concussion?

Said I was fine.

Maybe we need a second opinion.

Mmm.

Ted!

Is that Ms. Mittens?

Call her Ruth.

No, I'm not gonna call her Ruth.

She was our teacher.

Hi, Ms. Mittens!

Hi.

Okay, we gotta go.

I gotta go to work.

What if she needs my help?

She doesn't need your help, Ted.

Ted! I need your help.

Ah...

Fine.

But please do not show up

in this for the promo tonight.

Okay. Don't worry.

I'll be there.

I'm gonna look great. Go.

Bye, Ms. Mittens.

Hey, Ruth. How's the hand?

Well, I won't be

juggling anytime soon.

Well, that's a real shame.

What can I do for you?

I was supposed to get

a tree and bring it home.

But now with this...

Say no more.

I would be honored.

You are a prince.

Would you like me to drive?

I'm hurt, Ted. I'm not blind.

Duly noted.

So, you're looking for

a bigger tree, you say?

Well, I've collected a lot of

ornaments in the past 72 years.

How are you collecting ornaments

two decades

before you were born?

That is disgustingly

shameless flattery,

and I so appreciate it.

So...

Hope Newbury, huh?

Hope Newbury.

Blast from the past.

As I recall, you had

quite the crush on her

back in the day.

Why does everyone

keep saying that?

We have eyes, ears.

Ah... we barely even

knew each other.

And besides, she was

way outta my league.

Obviously.

You didn't need to agree

with me so quickly.

You should ask her out

while you're in town.

Ruth Mittens, are you

giving me dating advice?

Oh, hello, big boy.

Hmm. That's a good one.

Yeah.

Do you think you could

find someone who works here

who could help us?

Yeah. Uh...

What about him?

Excuse me.

Afternoon, ma'am.

Uh, my mother is ma'am.

You can call me Ruth.

Actually, you can call me

any time you like.

- Easy, Mittens.

- Mm-hmm.

Uh, my friend here

would like this tree.

You mind helping us cut it down?

It'd be my pleasure.

Maybe you could

help us carry it too.

Any plans while you're in town?

Well, I'm doing promos for

the Gingerbread Invitational.

Which you should come to.

And my sister's having

a Christmas costume party,

which you should

definitely come to.

Oh, a costume party.

Yeah, everyone's dressing up

as their favorite

- Christmas characters.

- I'm in.

Other than that, not much. Why?

Well, I've got this

walking group

with a group of friends of mine.

Do you all wear

matching tracksuits?

Well, it wouldn't be

a walking group without

matching tracksuits.

Do you wanna join?

Absolutely.

Are we lost?

What?

I was following you.

Oh.

Where's that

handsome lumberjack?

Hello?

- Oh.

- Are you guys lost?

Yeah. Afraid so.

Follow me.

Oof!

Ulgh!

You know, there are easier ways

of trying to hang out with me

than injuring yourself.

Are there?

Well, now I feel silly.

What'd you do?

Christmas tree

poked me in the eye.

Every Christmas, Hope,

it's something.

Or multiple somethings.

A whole army of somethings.

Mm-hmm. You must really

hate Christmas.

Are you kidding?

I love Christmas.

Oh.

Maybe I was wrong

about the concussion.

Follow me.

So, how's it been

being back home?

Well, I never intended on

coming back to Lackawanna,

but I do love this hospital.

And if we can raise

enough money for the new

children's wing, I'd love to be

head of pediatrics one day.

Wow. They'd be lucky

to have you.

Lightly scratched.

But I'd like you

to give it a rest, so...

Let's wear an eye patch until

tomorrow morning, if that works.

You can pick one up

at the pharmacy.

Oof!

I gotta be on the air

in less than an hour.

Any chance you guys

have one around here?

Uh...

So, be sure to head on

down to Lackawanna for

the Gingerbread Invitational

and help raise money

for a great cause.

Or shall I say, a great Claus.

We miss you here in Corning,

Ted.

You sure are

a sight for sore eyes.

Good one, Ken.

Yeah, I just noticed your little

fashion accessory there.

Very observant.

Yes, I had my eye poked in a

Christmas tree related accident.

Who here had eye poke in

Christmas related accident?

Oh!

Well, shiver me timbers.

That's unfortunate, Ted.

Sounds like your Christmas

luck hasn't changed.

Lazy pirate humor, Ken.

And it's still plenty

of time for this to be

the best Christmas ever.

In fact, it very well could

be if everyone joins me

at the Gingerbread Invitational.

Hope to see you all there.

Well, as much as

you can anyways.

Right.

So, when making your

holiday plans,

please don't turn a blind eye

to the Lackawanna

Gingerbread Invitational.

And we're clear.

Right.

Thanks.

So, I kinda feel like

the eye patch really helped

elevate the holiday vibes.

I love you, I love you,

you're my brother.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

It can only get better.

Mornin'.

Mornin'.

I never pegged you

for a Kappa girl.

Real funny.

Have you seen

the latest headlines, matey?

That's good wordplay.

What?

I didn't have a choice, Kate,

the doctor said

I had to wear the eye patch

till this morning.

Which doctor?

Doctor Newbury.

Oh.

You saw Hope again, huh?

- That's very interesting.

- Can I borrow your car?

'Cause I'd love to go get some

clothes so I don't have

to spend the entire holiday

dressed for sorority rush.

Yes, you may.

Thanks. Bye.

Bye.

Get a costume for my party!

Ted!

Ladies, this is Ted Cooper,

a student of mine

and a famous weatherman.

What are you ladies up to?

Is there a modeling

convention in town?

This is the walking group

that I told you about.

Care to join us?

Oh, I would love to,

but I gotta rain check.

I lost my suitcase,

so I have to get

- some new clothes.

- All by yourself?

Not on our watch.

Ladies, put your

step counters to pause.

- We are going shopping.

- Oh!

Okay.

Oh, thanks.

That's nice. Ooh.

- And this.

- Snazzy.

Sure.

Casual handsome.

Oh!

Nice. Okay.

I like this.

Casual dressed up.

Oh, okay.

Pants.

And one more.

- Why not?

- Yes.

Okay.

So I hear that an actor's

coming by the station that day

but I don't know who.

A little while later...

I get a little tap

on the shoulder.

And this voice says to me,

almost whispers in my ear.

Excuse me, are you Ted Cooper?

Who could it be?

And who do I see

standing before me?

But the mountain of a man

that is Mark Harmon.

- Oh, my God, wow!

- He smelled incredible.

Yeah!

Oh! Hey.

- Hi.

- Hi, Hope. This is uh...

the Lackawanna walking crew.

Crew, this is Hope Newbury,

doctor extraordinaire.

Oh, I don't know

about that, but...

This is the one

I was telling you about.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

Are you just, uh,

getting off work?

I am, yeah.

Just used my last brain cell,

was gonna get a coffee

and then bury my face in

a plate of carbs, hopefully.

I did hear there's

a burger deal down the road

at the Fox and Hounds pub.

Two for one.

With all-you-can-eat fries.

Oh, well, you had me

at all-you-can-eat.

You gonna eat both

those burgers yourself?

Uh, well, I... could...

but I shouldn't.

I'm not...

I'm not saying you couldn't,

I was just thinking that

chivalry dictates that

I should probably help

you out with those.

Right.

Let's do it.

Ladies...

it's been a delight.

I will see you soon.

You got that?

Yeah, I think I do.

Can we pop by my car

so I can drop all this off?

Yeah, you might need that.

Got all your stuff?

Wow. Judgey McJudgerson.

No judgment, no.

But I was wondering if

your fan club always

dressed like

retired breakdancers.

That's great.

I gotta text them that.

Oh, you have their numbers.

They added me to the group chat.

- After you.

- Thank you.

Hey, Ted Cooper!

What's up everybody?

Do you want to, um,

grab us a table

and I'll get us some burgers?

I can do that. Yeah.

Okay, great.

What would you like to drink?

Um...

Christmas ale?

Christmas ale.

I like it.

Hey, can I get two

Christmas ales, please?

What I can't believe is

that every single person here...

knew your name.

You're like...

You're, like, that guy.

The... the Norm from Cheers.

That's who you are.

The Norm? Oh, my gosh. Wow.

Well, I grew up here.

Well, so did I.

Yeah, but you moved away.

So did you, and...

I live here now.

You're right.

Kinda sounds like a you issue.

Does it?

No, I'm kidding.

I come here all the time

whenever I'm back in town, so...

Have you ever thought

about moving back?

Funnily enough, I just got

a job offer in Buffalo.

Hmm. Doing the weather?

Mm-hmm.

Well, that sounds like the...

universe aligning for you.

Yeah. I don't know.

Why? What? Why not?

My producer in Corning,

this guy Jerry,

he gave me an opportunity

right out of grad school

when literally

no one else would.

So, I kinda feel like

I owe my career to him.

And Corning itself

has been great to me, so...

But is Corning home?

No, it is not.

I bet you if you asked every

single person in this bar,

they'd tell you to take

the job in Buffalo.

As would I.

- You would?

- Yeah.

You might find this hard

to understand, given you know

every single person

on a first-name basis

within a five-mile radius.

Oh, thank you very much.

But I haven't had

a lot of time to...

Thank you.

Do much socializing, so...

it'd be nice to see

a friendly face.

Wow. Ruth was right.

These burgers do look amazing.

Ooh...

What? What's wrong?

No, nothing.

It's not a big deal.

I just asked for no mayo

and there's mayo.

Mmm, well, I'm sure they

can fix it for you.

Oh, no, no. It's... it's fine.

The, um... the server

is the owner's kid

and I don't wanna

get her in trouble.

It's all good.

Coop, you've been raving

about these burgers.

Everybody here loves you.

I'm sure they'd love

to fix it for you.

It'd be no problem.

Hope it's fine. Really.

I am having far too good

a time to let a little mayo

bring me down.

Well, let's see it.

Very mayo forward.

Uh, hey, whatever happened

to Matt Kroner?

Oh...

we're gonna bring up old

high school exes, are we?

Throwing you off your game

is about the only chance I have.

I don't think you can do that.

Uh... we broke up in college.

Oh, no, I was

really rooting for you guys.

Why'd you break up?

Oh...

I don't know.

He... would never open up.

I don't know, I keep ending up

in these relationships

with guys that...

you know...

don't fight for it.

I mean, I get it.

I work long hours,

and that's hard, but I...

still, I...

You don't have to tell me.

It's the reason I'm single, too.

Women cannot handle

the hustle and grind

of dating a meteorologist.

Mm-hmm.

You know, you haven't

changed a bit from high school.

That bad, huh?

Not at all... I just...

I mean, you have the same...

You know.

Carefree disposition

as you did in class.

Okay, yeah. Great recovery.

I can go with that. Yeah.

What about you?

You look the same.

Albeit with fewer

emo punk t-shirts.

True.

Uh...

But I feel different.

How so?

Give me the crash course

in Hope.

Five things that are

different about you now

from when you were

in high school.

- Oh, five things.

- Mm-hmm.

Feel free to let it, like,

throw you off your game, too.

Right. Yeah, okay. Five things

that are different about Hope.

Well, for one, I...

I speak three different

languages now.

Wow. Okay.

Oh, I make my own ramen.

And I really enjoy

audio books of romance novels.

Okay, what kind of, uh...

spice level are we talking here?

Well, normally I stick to

a PG 13, but recently I have...

I... I meant the ramen.

Okay. I am a sucker

for an escape room, and...

I played a lot of darts

in med school.

- Did you see that?

- Yeah.

Really feel like Hope

from high school

would've let me win one.

Kinda missing her right now.

Wow.

I guess time flies

when you're having fun.

It does.

Hey, I was thinking...

since...

you know, you're covering

the fundraiser.

Um, would you like to come by

the hospital tomorrow and I can

walk you through what

you're raising money for?

Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.

Okay. It's a, uh...

It's a...

uh... an appointment.

It's an appointment.

Yeah.

Sounds good.

Good night, Ted.

'Night, Hope.

Oh, no.

No!

Come on.

What do I do? What do I do?

Yes. Okay.

Yup.

There we go.

Where are you?

Oh... I found you.

There you are.

Hey, fellas.

No, I don't wanna press charges.

He's my brother.

Sorry, ma'am. We couldn't

confirm he was family.

A lot of Coopers out there.

Okay.

I wonder how the big house

has changed him.

We'll bring him right out.

None other than

National Treasure himself,

Mark Harmon.

Can you believe that?

Dude even smelled handsome.

I don't know how it's possible.

Ooh! Nice PJs.

Thank you.

Brave.

That's not funny.

Merry Christmas everybody!

- Merry Christmas, Ted.

- Merry Christmas, Ted.

It's hard enough being

the favorite, but now I have

the pleasure of telling Dad

his baby boy got arrested.

Has the family newsletter

gone out yet?

You're the worst.

And also the best.

Thanks for bailing me out.

All I'm saying is when

it comes to inheritance,

they take things like

a criminal record into account.

By that standard,

you should probably fire me

from promoting the Invitational.

You have a good point.

I mean, I did give the promos

to all of my events

to the unluckiest guy

in the world.

What if I didn't

pick up my phone?

Yeah, but you did.

And outside of some

light incarceration,

I had a great day.

I hung out with Ruth

and her walking crew.

I got a bunch of clothes.

I had dinner with Hope.

You went out with Hope?

Well, I did... no, no.

I didn't go out with Hope.

Like, I was with Hope, and...

We were out.

Cool your jets, all right.

It was a friendly hang.

But I am seeing her tomorrow.

She's gonna tell me all about

the new children's wing.

I figured it'd be

good for the promos.

Huh.

You know who else

could've told you about

the children's wing?

- Hmm.

- Your sister.

The fundraising coordinator.

Yeah, but she's

just so darn busy.

Good night.

Oh, by the way.

The new studio called

while you were in jail.

They wanna talk logistics

about the new promo.

What did you tell them?

Uh... who had Ted goes to jail?

- So, Coop.

- Mm-hmm.

He's not really your type.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

What's my type?

Nice car, well-groomed beard.

- Oh...

- Emotionally unavailable.

Yeah.

Complete opposite of my type.

Which is?

Ooh, tall, muscular.

- Really into Taylor Swift.

- Uh-huh.

Worships me.

Mmm.

I have not met him yet,

sure, but...

- He's out there.

- Yeah.

I believe it.

Hey.

Oh, look at that,

it's our hospital's

most valuable customer.

What can I say? I love

to support local business.

Mmm.

All right, well,

I'm gonna go do my job, so...

See ya, Coop.

Bye, Syd.

Good to see you again.

Ready for the tour?

Oh, yeah.

It's gonna be 20 more rooms.

All private.

Um, two more operating rooms

and a garden on the roof.

- On the roof?

- Yeah.

Wow.

Oh.

Hospitals can be

a scary place for kids.

Well, everyone... really.

You try to make it

as comfortable as possible.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Amelia wanted to come

and say thank you.

Oh, you're welcome.

ASL?

- My father was deaf.

- Oh.

Amelia made gingerbread cookies.

Mmm! Amelia.

Delicious. Thank you.

She's wondering if

you'd like to try one.

Absolutely. I would love to.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm, mmm, mmm!

Hmm?

Is that peanut butter?

Yes.

It's her secret ingredient.

Is it?

Wow, that is...

That is very, very good.

Thanks for everything, Hope.

I know I didn't get a chance

earlier to say, but, uh...

I'm really sorry to hear about

the passing of your dad.

And if you ever need anything,

please let Ron and I know, okay?

I will.

- Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

Hope, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know about your dad.

Oh, well, I didn't...

talk about it.

I don't talk about it.

It's why I came back

to Lackawanna.

Yeah.

I knew he wasn't doing so well.

So he, um...

died three months ago.

He... you okay?

No. I'm so sorry about all that.

Do you have an EpiPen?

Are you allergic

to peanut butter?

- Yes, massively.

- Give me the cookie.

Doesn't hurt.

Your face is swelling.

Why...

would you eat the cookie?

Okay, first of all, Hope...

Who puts peanut butter

in a gingerbread cookie?

No one. That's who.

Also, what am I gonna do,

spit it out? Really?

Did you see her big doe eyes?

Arm in a little cast.

Not a chance.

Ted.

I was gonna go home

and finally decorate, but...

now we're gonna have to keep you

under close observation.

Oh, do you?

No, we actually do.

It's, it's...

- Protocol.

- Oh, it's protocol. Yup.

Understood. Uh... well...

I could help you.

Hmm.

Okay.

Start this guy up top.

- Feeding.

- Feeding.

Feeding. Feeding.

Let's go decorate a tree.

What do I smell?

Is that frosting and anxiety?

The costume party is tonight

and I have 7,000 things

I need to do.

How can I help?

I'm so glad you asked.

You can call Hope and

invite her to the party.

She wants you to ask her out.

How do you know?

Because she likes you.

You think so?

I am pretty likable.

Call her.

Ouch.

That was a long conversation.

Hmm?

Yeah, whew, she is, uh...

quite the chatterbox.

She said she's, um, gonna see

what time she gets off work

and try to come.

What's wrong?

Nothing's wrong.

You're sweating.

I'm warm.

It's 30 degrees out.

I'm an athlete, Kate, I run hot.

I'm an athlete, Kate,

so I run hot.

Shady, shady brother.

No voicemail, no voicemail,

no voice...

Hey. What's up, Hope?

It's Ted.

Cooper.

From high school and...

earlier this week.

And your dreams. Nope.

Hey, what's up, Ted?

It's Hope.

Nope. Come on, be a human.

No, no, no, no, no.

'Sup, girl?

It's your boy, TC... eww.

No, no.

You got this. You got this!

Easy breezy, easy breezy.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, no.

Come on!

Hi, Hope.

This is Kate Cooper.

Hope!

Hey! Wow.

Awesome Scrooge costume.

Costume you say?

I worked on that

the whole... whole way here.

I love that you

arrived in character, uh...

But why are you here right now?

Kate called me.

She said there was

a costume party.

I had to come.

Oh!

Did she?

Yeah. Okay.

Well, that's... that's great.

No, it's just that the...

uh, the party doesn't start

for another hour.

Oh...

Uh... I thought you said 6:00.

Huh? I did?

Oh, I... I thought I said 7:00.

I don't think so.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I, uh, I meant 7:00.

Oops.

Oops.

- Carry on.

- Uh-huh.

Yeah. Her...

Come on in, milady.

Uh...

I regret the accent.

No, I... I respected

the commitment.

Will you give me a minute?

I have to talk to

Kate real quick.

- Go, go, go...

- Ow!

- What?

- What are you doing?

You didn't invite her

to the party.

How do you know that?

Because I saw the screen footage

of you leaving her

a thousand messages.

That is an invasion of privacy.

You pick the one place

on the entire property

that's right in front

of the camera.

And what I saw, Ted...

it was bone-chilling.

It was like watching a car

accident in slow motion.

I froze up!

I didn't know what to say.

It's because you like her.

Oh, of course I like her!

Have you seen her? Kate.

She's smart and funny

and beautiful.

And she's great with kids.

Why are you trying so hard

to set us up?

Because I am your sister,

and I love you,

and I want you to be happy!

Fine. I love you, too.

Get out there.

- Hey.

- Hi.

It's so nice that your sister

still lives in your family home.

Yeah, she bought it from my dad

when he retired to Arizona.

Oh.

Well, tell him hi.

Not that he'll remember me.

Who could forget you?

Look what I found.

Mind if I take a look?

- Go for it.

- Our yearbook.

It's been a minute.

Oh. Uh... what?

What... what is... what is...

what is your quote?

- Hmm.

- "I'll spread my wings.

"I'll learn how to fly.

"I'll do what it takes

to touch the sky."

Kelly Clarkson. Mmm.

I'm really regretting

that one now.

Mmm.

Okay, let's see yours.

"Certainty of death.

Small chance of success.

"What are we waiting for?"

Gimli.

- Who's Gimli?

- What?

Are you kidding?

From Lord of the Rings.

Brave warrior dwarf.

Loyal. Stubborn. What?

Mmm. I could see that.

Okay.

Nice burn.

All right.

Hope Newbury. Most popular.

Smartest. Most talented.

Most likely to succeed.

Were you on the yearbook staff?

That feels excessive.

Yeah. Okay.

Ted Cooper.

Most likely to report

the weather

at a mid-sized TV station.

That is bizarrely accurate.

Wow.

Aww, look at these cuties.

Ooh.

Still how we are to this day.

Us against the world.

You two seem close.

Yeah, we are.

Kate kinda pulled double duty

as big sister and parent.

Oh.

Our mom left when we were young,

so she really stepped up

and helped raise me.

To this day, she still blames me

for her premature frown lines.

Okay.

You were...

cute in high school.

I was?

I mean, I think...

we might have gotten along.

Given...

you drew a big

red heart around my face.

Is that... what...

is that what that is?

Yeah, that's what it is.

Whoo.

Why didn't you ask me out?

Did you not see

the superlatives page?

I loved AV club

and science fair.

It literally never

occurred to me

that a girl like you

would be into a guy like me.

Hmm.

Well, I...

I would've.

Really wishing we'd had this

conversation when we were 18.

Mmm.

Are you still?

Still what?

Into guys who love AV club

and science fair?

Ted, can you get that?

- Okay.

- Yeah!

Let me grab my hat.

Oh... Jacob Marley!

- Hi, everybody.

- Hi!

Come on in.

Drinks and snacks in the back.

Dance floor is in the barn.

Howdy. Ooh! Milady.

Sure thing. Hi. Okay.

Did you all drive

in the same car?

- And, and...

- Wow.

Party bus.

Clown car.

Now, this is a party.

See what I mean, girls?

Ruth!

Hey. Wow, you look great.

You look pretty cool yourself.

Thanks. Yeah. Hi, everyone!

Ooh!

What is it like being big sister

to New York's most likable man?

Exhausting.

Is he always like this?

Pretty much.

He just always likes to see

the good in the world, you know?

Yeah.

Well, it's admirable.

I think I could...

use a little more

of that in my life.

Okay.

Hi.

Check out Tiny Tim

tearing up the dance floor.

I know! We were just saying.

Who... who even is he?

- Where is he from?

- Do you know him, Kate?

He's from my office.

Losing the stick.

Oh, my gosh.

Go, Tim!

I don't think he needs

that crutch.

Nicely done!

Whoo!

All right, you two.

- It's time for you...

- No, no.

To get out on the dance floor

and show Tim how it's done.

I can't, I cannot.

Gotta show Tim how it's done.

You show him how it's done.

Mm-hmm.

Watch, I go low with it, too.

Ooh!

- But then I come back up.

- Yeah.

Whoo! Turn it to a slow song.

Turn it to a slow song.

Shall we?

Is this your first time

dancing with the snowman?

It is, yes.

How is it going so far?

It's your first time dancing

with a Scrooge?

Weirdly enough, no.

Thank you. I had a...

really nice time tonight.

Yeah. Me too.

Hey.

I was thinking, um...

If...

Uh, um...

Err... never mind.

I... I bet you... you probably

gotta get going.

Well, I don't...

I don't have to go this...

like, this very second.

- Oh.

- I mean...

- If there's...

- I was just...

- Oh, you go.

- What, wait...

- Okay.

- No...

It, uh... it's... it's nothing.

I can wait.

You sure?

Yeah.

Okay.

Night, Ted.

Night, Hope.

Hi.

Hi.

I meant to ask you

something at the party,

but I, um...

chickened out.

That was the extent

of my ASL, so...

- Is that a yes?

- Yes, that was a...

that was a yes.

Okay. So far,

we have a...

intimate trip to

a scrapbooking store,

and Salisbury steak,

and bingo night.

Do we have any other

date suggestions?

Don't limit yourself

to Lackawanna.

Maybe get out of town

for the day.

Get out...

Ruth Mittens,

you magnificent angel.

You just gave me an idea.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Wow.

You clean up nicely.

Oh! I, uh... I just, um...

went with Christmas theme.

You look nice, too.

Thanks. You ready?

Yeah. What are we doing?

I thought we'd have a little,

uh, fancy dinner at Chez Henry.

Chez Henry?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, I should change.

No, I'm just kidding with you.

You're actually perfectly

dressed for what we're gonna do.

- Okay.

- You're gonna love it.

Okay.

- Ready?

- Yep. Okay.

You're comfortable

around horses, right?

You're...

You're joking, right?

Um...

Ooh...

Greetings, fellow elves,

and welcome to

Escape from Santa's Workshop.

My name is Brendan,

and I, like you, am an...

elf, who...

Oh...

Sorry.

I just got back to town.

I was partying with

my elf buddies all night.

Didn't realize I was

pulling a solo shift today.

You're doing great, Brendan.

Thanks, man.

I've been working hard to get

the toys built

for Christmas, but...

Santa left without a toy.

A toy for one of

the nicest kids in the world.

No...

Your goal is to make it

out of the workshop

and use Christmas magic to

get the toy into this child's

living room before morning.

You have an hour.

If you need help, just say,

"Brendan, I need help!"

and I can give you a hint

from the North Pole.

Finally, Santa has a 'no phones

in the workshop' policy,

so we ask that you

leave them here.

It's Santa's policy.

Your smartwatch.

- And the smartwatch?

- Yeah.

Well, Santa is a stickler.

Stickler.

Exit out the back door.

Take a left.

All right.

Thanks, Brendan.

You got it.

Let's do this.

Oh... okay.

Santa's workshop

certainly got an upgrade.

Yeah, definitely not warm,

cozy holiday vibes,

but I dig it.

h*, h*, h*!

Welcome merry participants.

You have 59 minutes

to earn your freedom.

You good?

Good. Yeah.

Did you scream?

- I think it was the machine.

- I think I heard you scream.

No, I don't... nope.

Don't know.

Wow.

Okay, I got boxes.

Okay.

We got some switches.

Oh! Elves.

Lots of elves.

Hey!

We got a black light over here.

Okay.

Well, they have some kind of...

security ID on here.

Okay. Makes sense.

Santa has a lot of

top-secret tech.

The elves need clearance.

Yeah. Makes total sense.

Okay, there's arrows

on the boxes.

Okay. Let's think.

Six elves.

Six boxes.

One toy sack.

Well, maybe the arrows

are a misdirect.

Oh. That's good.

Well...

Hey, wait. Do yours have

a barcode on the back?

They do.

Maybe they need to be scanned?

- Black light!

- Black light.

Fifty-six.

Ooh.

Twenty-two.

Eighty-four.

Eighty-six, twenty-two,

eighty-four.

That's got to be

a combination, right?

- There's gotta be a lock.

- Lock.

Let's look for a lock.

If I were a lock...

where would I be?

- Lock.

- Lock.

Nice!

Okay.

Fifty-six.

Twenty-two.

Eighty-four.

Okay...

You wanna reach in there?

No. I don't wanna reach

in there.

Yeah. Fair enough.

Oh.

It's a teddy bear.

But not just any teddy bear.

A Christmas present.

Toy sack.

h*, h*, h*!

You've escaped from

Santa's workshop

with the gift in record time.

Proceed to the Santa's

sleigh launchpad!

- What's up, now?

- Record time.

- What's up?

- We're incredible.

Oh. Okay.

Keep your eyes peeled for clues.

Brendan!

That's enough!

Oh, my gosh.

Whoa!

So, this is how he delivers

billions of presents

in one night.

Santa 5.0.

Enter launch code.

What was our code?

56, 22, 84?

Yeah.

Not it. All right.

We are looking for

a new launch code.

Okay, we got this.

Hey.

The sleigh has a license plate

that says 'baggage'.

Huh.

Okay.

What kind of baggage?

Well, there's a giant toy sack.

That's... that's a bag, right?

Good point.

Yeah.

Okay.

Anything?

No, there's

nothing else in here.

Wait a sec.

Baggage.

Okay. Hear me out.

What if they're not letters?

What if they're musical notes?

- Ooh.

- Mm-hmm.

- You're good.

- Yeah.

Ooh. One problem.

I can't read music.

- Can you?

- No.

That's gonna be a bit

of a stumbling block.

Let me hop down.

Do you think...

I mean, as much as

it hurts my ego,

we ask for a little help?

Brendan, we need a clue!

Brendan, a little help, buddy!

He's, uh...

- He's taking his sweet time.

- Yeah.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

Santa's sleigh launch aborted.

Christmas is canceled.

Have a holly, jolly failure.

Well, that was

a little dramatic.

Yeah.

Brendan!

Brendan?

Brendan!

You know, I could think of

worse places to be trapped.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I could think of better.

Somewhere with...

food.

Oh.

Food, you say?

You think this is funny?

Yeah.

We can't escape

from an escape room.

It's a little bit funny.

We don't have any water.

Hmm.

Or cell phones.

Don't you have a promo

first thing in the morning?

- Yeah.

- I've gotta work.

I think we're within

our rights to be, you know...

a little upset.

Yeah, but being upset

isn't gonna help us

get out of the room.

So I'd rather

count my blessings.

We're inside.

We have a very cozy place

to sit down.

Thank you, sleigh.

And my promo's not for 12 hours.

We have plenty of time.

Besides, I'm sure Brendan's

gonna let us out any minute.

Let's see.

What have we got?

Yep.

And it's morning.

Well, at least the, um...

sleigh is comfortable.

You were right about that.

Yeah.

Company's not bad either.

I wish I got to know you

in high school.

Yeah.

At least we're getting

to know each other now.

- Yeah.

- Mm-hmm.

Then... lay it on me.

Give me...

the peek behind the curtain.

- Oh.

- Who is...

- Ted Cooper?

- Oh, wow.

Well...

for starters, I am

a codependent people pleaser.

Go on.

My therapist would

tell you it is

due to my mom leaving

when we were young.

My dad never quite

recovering from that.

And then my sister

picking up his slack,

and then me learning to

make myself as small as possible

so as to not create more

work for the two of them.

Upside is I'm fun at parties.

How about you?

Lay it on me.

Listen, I don't... no.

I don't want a highlight reel,

I want the baggage.

Baggage. Okay.

Um...

Well, last year was a nightmare.

I moved back here,

I lost my dad.

And I go between saving lives

and being two cats away

from becoming a spinster.

I'm also three inches taller

than I'm comfortable with.

Ahh.

- Just three inches?

- Yeah.

No, but seriously, I...

I could never do what you do.

But it must

feel nice knowing that

your job literally makes

the world a better place.

I think you're amazing, Hope.

Is this how you pictured

the date ending?

Weirdly enough...

this is exactly how

I pictured the date ending.

Uh... hey, guys.

Uh, so sorry about that.

Um...

as an apology for the whole

accidental captivity thing,

how about a 50 percent discount

next time you come back?

- That's nice, Brendan.

- Mm-hmm.

Good morning.

Wow.

Where have you been?

Got stuck in an

escape room all night.

Hi Hope.

This is not a time for jokes.

- Less than a minute.

- Not a joke. How's my hair?

Yes, it's good. It's perfect.

You look great. Yeah.

- Break a leg.

- Yeah.

Ted?

Hello?

You with us, buddy?

Indeed I am, Ken.

I am here live at

the Lackawanna Community Center

where there has

never been a more

beautiful morning.

Thank you... Ted.

And these local bakers are

trying to set a state record

for the largest gingerbread man

in New York history.

And why not a world record?

Well, because the world record

is over 32ft tall, Ken,

and we don't have

the budget for that.

So, come on down

and help raise money

for the local

children's hospital.

I, for one, can't think of

a more delicious way

to raise money for a good cause.

Can you?

Reporting live from Lackawanna.

I'm Ted Cooper.

And we're clear.

Thank you.

That was great, I love you.

I am going to k*ll you.

Where were you?

I mean, I am very happy, but you

did not come home last night.

And I want to hug you,

and I wanna strangle you.

I have conflicting feelings.

Yeah, I see that.

Uh, listen...

I, uh, I got stuck

in an escape room.

Like I said, I can't talk now.

I love you and we'll talk later.

So, what are you doing

with the rest of your day?

Um...

Well, I have a shift.

I've gotta work till 6:00.

Oof! Ouch.

Well...

how about I call you

after you get off, and...

maybe we can grab a drink, or...

get stuck in another

local establishment.

Uh, we should be so lucky.

Good morning, Hope.

Good morning, Ted.

Hey.

Hey, look who's home.

Keys, lover boy.

I got places to be.

And I am going to take

a long winter's nap.

Wait, quick reminder,

you have one more promo

this afternoon before

the big event tomorrow.

Yes, I will take a ride-share.

Okay.

Just don't get thrown in jail

between now and then.

No promises.

That... that's Ted, isn't it?

- Well, I mean...

- Yeah. Thought so.

Yeah.

Wait, you like him.

I can't remember the last time

I had this much fun.

How many guys would take you

to an escape room

on our first date?

Hmm?

All right, Ted Cooper,

you smooth operator.

Wait. When are you

seeing him again?

Tonight.

Well, okay.

Well, I guess dinner

with me and the others

is out of the question.

- Have fun with your plans.

- Okay.

You Ed?

Last I checked.

Wasn't expecting a limo.

Well, surprise, surprise.

Yeah.

I'm digging the vibe

in here, man.

Five star vibes

are what I'm about.

Crank those tunes back up, Ed.

Right on, man!

Fa la la la la,

la la la la.

'Tis the season

to be jolly.

Fa la la la la,

la la la la.

So, tomorrow, if you have plans,

cancel them.

If you have work, call in sick.

And if you have

a hot date, tell them

it's not them, it's you.

Because you'll be in Lackawanna

at the Gingerbread Invitational.

Back to you, Ken.

Uh...

Thanks... Ted.

Anything new? Because I'm not

seeing any casts on body parts

or missing teeth or any

apparent symptoms of illness.

I'm worried.

Is everything okay?

It's like I told you, Ken.

It was only a matter of time

before my Christmas

bad luck turned around.

That's not frosting.

Hello?

Hi.

Um...

Sorry, I was, uh... looking

for Ted.

Ted? He's with me.

We're going to a Christmas rave.

Who's this?

Um... uh...

It doesn't matter.

You dropped your phone, Ted.

My name's not Ted, it's Ed.

Then whose phone is this?

Wait, another woman answered?

You're telling me

Ted Cooper's a player?

Well, I... I mean... he...

doesn't seem like

the kind of guy, but...

Is he?

Do you want me to

track him down?

Liam Neeson style.

I have a very particular

set of skills.

Oh, that won't be necessary.

Is it too late to join

you for dinner?

I don't wanna wait around here.

Oh, of course.

Thank you.

Have you seen my phone?

No. Do you want me to call it?

Yes, please.

Do you hear it?

No.

It's ringing.

Voicemail.

Hello? Yes.

Okay. That's fine.

Why don't you take me

through the problem first?

- All right. Yeah.

- Kate.

- Kate.

- What?

Can I borrow the car real quick?

Why?

Because I told Hope

that I'd call her.

I don't want her

to think I'm a flake.

- Okay.

- Okay, sorry. Is that a work...

- Hi...

- Is that a work call?

Yes.

Love you.

I am so sorry about that.

Yes, my phone has just

been on the fritz lately.

Mind if I borrow your phone?

Are you really calling

her this early?

Yeah.

Come on, Hope.

'Kay, so I've ordered

the ultrasound, the X-ray.

The bloodwork.

She's not picking up.

Well, Hope's a doctor.

She's probably busy.

Speaking of busy, I have to go.

Goodbye.

Wait, wait, wait. Am I

overthinking this whole thing?

'Cause it did seem like

we were really clicking.

Ted, I'm sure

whatever is going on,

if anyone can

work it out, it's you.

But if you make me any later

than I already am,

I will hurt you in ways

you can't imagine.

- Understood.

- Okay.

- See ya.

- Wait, wait, wait.

How am I gonna call a car

without my phone?

Walk.

- Ah...

- Hm.

Whoa!

Hug?

No hug. Yeah.

No hug. Okay.

- Bye, Ted.

- Bye.

Have a great day!

She didn't say it back.

Ted!

We were trying to call you.

Oh, I lost my phone.

What's up?

Well...

the girls and I

pitched in and, well...

Here.

- For me?

- Mm-hmm.

Aww! Thank you.

No way!

Aww, this is awesome!

Thank you.

Aww.

I gotta pop this on right now.

I'm part of the crew.

Is everything okay, Ted?

You seem a little...

less enthusiastic than normal.

Especially given that outfit.

Uh, keep going, girls.

We'll catch up.

Well, I, uh, I assure you,

it's not the outfit.

The outfit is incredible. Um...

It's Hope.

We were supposed to talk

last night, but I lost my phone.

So, I went to her house,

and I left a note, but...

she never called.

I'm just kinda spinning out,

wondering if she's having

second thoughts.

Nuh-uh.

In life and in love,

there will be so many situations

where you get your

wires crossed.

Don't assume the worst.

It's just like in the movies,

young couples are always

breaking up because of some

silly misunderstanding.

Rock Hudson and Doris Day.

Robert Redford and Jane Fonda.

Leonardo DiCaprio

and Kate Winslet.

Yeah, they didn't break up.

He died.

Because they misunderstood

how big that door really was.

Don't fall into the same

trap as everyone else.

As Cher would say,

snap out of it.

You will talk to her again soon.

I know it.

Thanks, Ruth.

Hello?

Uh... hey, is, uh...

is this Hope?

Ted?

No, Ed.

I found this phone

in my ride this morning.

I'm just calling all

the recent callers,

trying to figure out

who it belongs to.

So, wait, you... you've had...

Ted's phone since last night?

Ted Cooper?

I remember him. Sweet dude.

I gave him a ride yesterday.

Tell you what, if you can

give me his address...

Oh!

I've done it again.

Oh, you... what?

What did you do?

That thing.

The thing that I do.

Ugh, I gotta go find Ted.

Thank you. Thank you.

So, what should I do

with Ted's phone?

Yeah, yeah.

I'll call you back.

Hello? Hello?

Hey!

There you are.

Where have you been?

What are you wearing?

Never mind.

That doesn't matter right now.

Well, actually...

That's a whole thing.

That's a lot.

Is everything all right?

No, I mean...

it wasn't.

I called you

last night, and this...

this girl, she...

picked up the phone and she

said she was with you and I...

You know, I didn't know

how to take that.

- Oh.

- I just...

I realized that, you know,

it's not like we're exclusive

or anything, I mean,

we've just been on one date.

I... I was just, like,

that's not cool.

Yeah.

That doesn't seem like

something Ted would do.

But then...

you didn't call me, so I...

Did you get my note?

No, I...

Yeah... I left a note

for you on your front door.

Well, a driver called and

said that he had your phone.

Ed has my phone?

- Oh...

- Of course you know the driver.

Listen, Ted.

I was so mad at myself

for sitting around,

waiting for you to call,

that I just, I, um...

I gave up.

And I do that sometimes.

I do, and I shouldn't,

and I'm sorry.

What's so funny?

Ruth, she called this.

It's a classic misunderstanding.

When you thought I got the note

and then I didn't call you...

Were you worried?

Yeah, I was worried that

you were having second thoughts,

but now I'm just... I'm glad

that we cleared it up.

Well, no, I'm glad

that we cleared it up.

I... I think I'm just trying

to talk about,

you know, what we were feeling.

Okay. Yeah, I... I get that.

Do you?

Get that?

Uh...

Are you upset that

I'm not upset?

Well, no, I...

Well, now, maybe I think

I'm upset that you never

get upset.

I... I get upset.

Do you? 'Cause I feel like

you're happy all the time.

No, but...

even if I was, I mean, is there

anything wrong with that?

No. It's just...

I think it makes it hard for me

to understand you sometimes.

Okay. Um...

What, uh, what...

what don't you understand?

For one...

why wouldn't you take

the job in Buffalo?

Well that, see,

that's complicated, right?

- Because Jerry gave me...

- No, Ted.

This great opportunity

when no one else would.

I know, I know. It's the job.

It's the... the cookie.

It's the mayo on the burger.

It's... it's... it's everything.

I don't... I don't know why you

would give up what you want

just to make everybody

else happy.

I don't like being

an imposition.

Advocating for yourself

isn't an imposition.

Ted, I like so much about you,

I do, I really do.

I just, I think...

you know, when life gets hard,

and it does, all the time

in my line of work, I'm...

I'm just not sure that I can

be with someone that keeps it

so surface all the time.

If you, uh...

I mean, if you think I just

bury my head in the sand...

I don't think you really

know me at all.

Then help me know you.

I think there's so much more

to Ted

than you let any of us see.

Merry Christmas, Ted.

Hope, wait.

You seem

uncharacteristically positive.

Hey, man, we already hit

our fundraising goal.

- We did it.

- What?

You did it!

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

No.

Hope and I had a fight.

Wow.

You got into a fight?

I didn't know you had it in you.

Well...

Hope fought.

I kinda just stood there

and took it.

Oh.

Walk with me.

I'm gonna say something

nice to you,

but don't get used to it,

because it is only

gonna happen once.

Okay.

You deserve everything

good in life.

But...

you hold yourself back.

You need to go after

what you want.

It might be too late.

That's something people say

when they're scared.

You're gonna be okay.

You're gonna tell her

how you feel

and you'll be back

annoying me in no time.

Us against the world?

Us against the world.

- Hey.

- Hmm?

What you've done here

is incredible.

Have you taken a moment

to appreciate that?

Yeah.

No, dude. I'm serious.

Look around you.

This took a Herculean effort,

and you crushed it.

Soak it in.

It's moments like these

that make you almost

worth the frown lines.

Almost.

Almost.

So, um...

that's what you're wearing

to the Gingerbread

Invitational fair?

Oh, I'm not going.

Got it. Okay.

You told me on the phone

you don't wanna run into Ted.

That's right.

Then why are you here?

Because I think you're

being ridiculous.

Hope, let me get this straight.

You're mad at him for not

being mad at you, right?

Yeah!

He's happy.

All the time.

Oh, no!

A handsome, gainfully employed

man in a good mood.

I think he's just

trying to impress you.

He's trying to impress everyone.

So, he cares about everyone.

How terrible.

Look...

I have watched you go through

some really hard times,

and I wanted to help,

but I don't know how.

And then here comes Ted Cooper.

And he has put a smile

on your face ever since

he came back into town.

Hope, that's a beautiful thing.

What are you scared of?

I've just...

Lost a lot.

Starting to feel like

everybody leaves.

And maybe...

Maybe it's me.

Hope.

I only think it's you

if you leave him

on the other side of the city.

Fight for him.

I'm here in Lackawanna where

the Gingerbread Invitational

is officially underway.

The giant gingerbread man

behind me will soon be measured

to determine whether or not

it has set a state record

for the largest gingerbread man

in New York history.

Until then, I'll be here

hanging out with members

of my hometown,

discussing the art of baking...

Okay, Hope.

Big breath, big breath.

And of course, Christmas.

- Go get him.

- Okay.

- You got it.

- I know, I know, I know.

Let's talk to some folks,

shall we?

You two. Oh, come on.

Dressed to the nines.

What is it that you love

about Christmas?

You're not going up there?

No, I hate crowds.

Yeah. Me too.

Last time I braved the crowd

like this was the Eras tour.

You went to the Eras tour?

Oh, I wouldn't have missed it.

Oh.

Well. Hi.

I'm Sydney.

Brandon.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Let's see, who else?

Yes, you.

What is it that you love

about Christmas?

Oh, I like Christmas

because of the presents.

And my Grandma and Grandpa

come to town.

And because I like presents.

I think you said presents twice.

I like presents.

I see you do.

Well, I hope you get everything

you hope for this year.

Who else?

Ma'am.

How about you?

Yes. You.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, come on,

Don't be shy.

Come on.

- Hi. Uh...

- Hey.

What is it that you are

hoping for this Christmas?

Um...

- World peace.

- Mmhmm, mmhmm.

It seems like a... a good one.

- Sure.

- Um...

A, uh... you know...

goodwill to everyone.

Yeah.

- Goes without saying.

- Yeah.

And, um...

Maybe a conversation

that's not on-air.

Well, it, uh... sounds like

the perfect time

to throw it back to you

in the studio, Ken.

And we're clear.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Oh, it's good to see you.

Can I go first?

I'm aware that I am

chronically optimistic

and that I brightside

every situation.

But I do get sad,

and I do get angry.

And I can do better

at showing that.

And you were right.

I don't advocate for myself

or fight for what I want

nearly as much as

I could or should.

But I can do better.

And I... I... I will...

do better.

Starting with you.

I took the job in Buffalo.

You did?

Yeah.

It's a great opportunity

and, um...

happens to be much closer

to the girl I like.

That's good news.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

What did your producers

in Corning say?

I don't know.

I didn't ask.

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Coming back in three..

Two... one.

We're li... we're live.

We're... Ted!

Ted, we're live!

Hey! It's Ted. Come on.

Oh, my God!

Ken gave me odds

of 10,000 to one!

I'm rich!

I'm gonna have to sell my boat.

Ted!

Ted, we're live!

Whoo!

Oh.

Yeah.

Best Christmas ever.

If you haven't already done so,

please consider donating

to the Lackawanna

Children's Hospital.

I can't think of

a more worthy cause

this holiday season.

From Lackawanna, I'm Ted Hooper.

No, I'm not.

Kiss got me flustered.

From Lackawanna, I'm Ted Cooper.

Merry Christmas.

And we're clear.

Honestly, thank goodness.

That was a...

professional first for me.

Well...

Guess my Christmas bad luck

is finally behind me.