Mr. Telephone Man (2025)

[bunniefuu]

(scene thudding)

(logo beeping)

(logo buzzing)

(siren wailing)

[Soldier] He's on the

left, down at the corner.

That's him.

(g*nshots popping)

(b*llet shells clinking)

(expl*si*n booming)

[Soldier] I have the suspect in sight.

Follow, follow, there he goes.

Straight.

(door slamming)

k*ll, k*ll, follow, follow.

(siren wailing)

- Daryl, what happened?

- You have PTSD.

Daryl, what happened? What's wrong?

[Echo] Post-traumatic stress disorder.

Daryl, what the hell? Again?

Daryl, you're not in the w*r no more.

No one's following you.

There's no bombs going on.

Yeah, I know they following

me. I know they following me.

Black truck, circled twice.

I know I'm not crazy.

Daryl, slow down. There's

nobody following you.

Nobody's here. It's just you and me.

Calm down, just take a seat, sit!

[Soldier] He's inside,

and he's with a female.

Calm down.

(g*nshots popping)

Daryl, calm down. No one's following you.

It's just us. Look, all right?

Calm down, sit back.

They're following us.

You ain't see how they were looking at us?

There's nobody here.

It's just you and me right now, all right?

Let's practice what Mommy taught us.

Take a deep breath in, deep breath out.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Good, so chill.

Now, look, I think you

need to talk to that guy

I'm watching on the lives

all the time, Virgil.

Come on, he could help you.

I've watched him help so many people,

and I read the testimonies, like,

he could really get you through this.

I was you once, remember?

- Yeah, okay.

Look, look at me, I'm good.

Why you want me to call him so bad?

He's paying you for this?

No, he's not paying me for this,

but I watched him so much,

I know how good he is,

and I know he can help you.

- Mm-hmm.

- So I understand.

I think he's the real deal.

Yeah, you going mad hard for him.

I'm not going hard for him.

I'm, it's just you and me right now,

and I wanna help you, okay?

- Mm-hmm.

- All right,

so I'm gonna text you the number,

and you gonna call, right?

- Yeah.

All right, I'm gonna head to work.

I have a meeting, and then

I'm gonna give you a call

just to check in.

- She gets cuts?

Okay, like, yes, okay!

Why you giving me that attitude?

I'm just trying to help you.

- 'Cause I heard.

You said it, like, 30 times.

I heard you, okay, go.

[Toya] All right, I'm

gonna hold you to it.

You better call.

Yo, could you go?

Like, you're dragging it.

[Toya] Don't be looking at me like that.

Oh, you not the one to play with

Girl, no

Girl, you got me soul-searching

Keep diving

Keep diving

Looking for forever

For forever

With you

Girl, you got me soul-searching

Keep diving

Keep diving

Looking for forever

Looking for forever

With you

With you

(phone ringing)

Take a ride

That's why we clashing now, baby

[Al] Unknown caller.

Unknown- (phone tinkling)

What's going on? It's Virgil.

What's your name? Where you calling from?

It's Daryl from the Bronx.

What's up, Daryl from the Bronx?

Sound like you had a heavy

heart, man, what's up?

I don't even know where to start.

Well, just, just start from today.

I can't sleep.

I can't breathe.

Half the time, I, I

is in a w*r zone with now way out.

Look, man, I know

things seem impossible.

I promise you, there

there's a way to get

through it, all right?

Listen, God, He made you tough

enough to fight this battle.

Trust me, okay, Daryl?

I feel like going to heaven right now.

Heaven? Whoa, whoa.

Heaven is the greatest

place anyone could think of.

It's full of peace, and

happiness, and love,

but come on, brother,

you got a lot of work

to do right here, all right?

We got people to save right here!

The world needs you, Daryl. Come on, man.

(pen scratching)

Hello?

Daryl, you still there?

Yeah, thank you, Virgil.

Really appreciate you.

Okay, I, look, 'cause look-

So I know what to do now. Thank you.

We gotta talk about

the packages, all right?

'Cause, um, this thing here-

(dial tone beeping)

Hello?

Hello?

This m*therf*cker hung up.

Al, play the music.

(Al chiming)

(g*nsh*t cracking)

(body thudding)

Oh

(groovy music)

Oh oh oh

Oh oh oh

Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah

Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah

Oh oh oh

Baby, are you there now

When you come

'Cause it feels like forever

Since you been home

I think you made your point now

Yeah, it showed

You're not the one to play with

Girl, we know

Girl, you got me

soul-searching, keep diving

Looking for forever with you

Girl, you got me

soul-searching, keep diving

Looking for forever with you

You got me acting all crazy

Pull up, son, don't say nothing lazy

You got me in my back lately

You just seem to think you're right

That's all because

(relaxing music)

(Monica sighing)

(phone ringing)

Hello, how you doing? You

on the phone with Virgil.

What's going on?

Hi,

my name is Monica.

Okay, so you said your name is Monica?

Yeah, I'm 35 years old,

and I'm from Boston, Massachusetts.

I'm looking for a high-value man.

No kids or kids?

No kids.

No kids at 35, okay, all right.

Um, and what you do for a living?

I'm an attorney.

So I would imagine that

would mean you're never home.

No, like, never.

Oh, well, that's

problem number one, okay?

You're busy, you're making

all this money, all right?

Men don't really want that, okay?

You're, you're looking at a high-value man

and thinking that that's the same thing

that takes to be a high-value woman,

but in reality, it's the exact opposite.

I hear what you're saying,

but I need to find a man on my level.

I'm looking for someone

who can meet myself

where I am and meet my standard.

Your standards?

I'm tired of living leveling down.

I wanna level up.

[Virgil] Let me guess,

you're making six figures.

Yes, I'm making six figures.

I need someone who can

match that, if not more.

(Virgil chuckling)

So you think your six figures matters,

and that's the problem, okay?

Your six figures do not matter to a man

who's making six figures.

So you think that's where your value is,

but that's not where your value is.

Your value is in that womb

(lift tinkling)

And how good you could cook.

That's where your value's at.

What? That's ridiculous!

[Virgil] I mean, can you cook?

A lot of women these days

don't even know how to cook.

And if I can't cook,

what does that mean?

[Virgil] That's everything.

That's everything. What do you mean?

A man wants to come home from work,

get a good cooked meal,

wants his clothes cleaned,

the house looks good,

and that's just how

men work on that level.

Why can't we both do it

and, and share that responsibility?

Why can't he cook sometimes too?

Well, 'cause I'm out making

six figures, that's why.

That's what you want, right?

You want a man making six figures.

Oh, now he's gotta cook?

But that wasn't the first thing you said.

So the one who'll be provider,

so let the man go to work.

I just don't understand why a woman

can't pursue a career and be a housewife.

Okay, that's a good

question, I like that,

but the problem with that is that

man's natural state is to be a provider.

Woman's natural state is a nurturer.

So as a woman, if you're

taking the provider

away from me,

why the hell we both

be needing to provide?

We don't both need to provide.

Somebody needs to provide

and somebody needs to

(door beeping)

Take care of the babies.

I don't understand why

I have to stay at home

(door clicking)

and be a housewife?

I, I can provide too.

Oh my God, you are giving me a headache.

You tell me you wanna be a wife,

you want all these things,

and then when I tell you

what it takes to be a wife,

you don't wanna do, you

wanna be a career woman.

You wanna be the man,

that's what you want.

You don't wanna let the man be a man.

So you want top 10% and

you wanna be top 10%.

That's not how this goes.

Usually, the man makes

more than the woman.

He's the provider, that's how that goes.

Who says we have to live by

society's standards and rules?

Why can't men and women be equal?

Equal? You, you do not

wanna be equal to a man.

Trust me when I tell you

it is hard out here.

You wanna be a woman,

and you should value being a woman.

Just because I'm a

woman, I can't be equal?

You do not wanna be equal.

That is the last thing

you wanna be is equal.

You don't wanna be equal.

You don't wanna k*ll the robbers.

You don't wanna get the insects,

get the bugs, mow the lawn.

Come on, do you really wanna do that?

Taking out trash, building sh*t?

Do you really want a

tool set for Christmas?

Whatever it is, you don't

want to be equal, trust me.

All right, since you

have all the answers,

tell me what I need to do.

Now that, you have to

get a consultation for that

and take the course.

Just go to my Instagram

and just hit the link in the bio.

It's gonna take you straight there.

Trust me, you need this course.

It's gonna change your

life. All right, Monica.

All right, talk to you later.

(notification chiming)

(Virgil slamming)

(lips trilling)

(alarm shrilling)

(lighthearted music)

(hand thumping)

(Virgil exhaling heavily)

(lighthearted music continues)

(lighthearted music continues)

[Voicemail] Press one

to hear your messages.

(phone beeping)

[Virgil] Yo, you reached Virgil.

[Client 1] Hi, um, I'm calling, um,

regards to consultation with Virgil.

Um, I'm having a lot of marriage issues,

and could actually use someone to talk to

and, um, just help me figure this whole,

this whole thing out.

Swing at 6:00 from, please

give me a call back and I'll-

[Client 2] Hey, yeah, uh.

Hey, can I speak to Virgil?

Yeah, 'cause I'm having a

little sex issue with my d*ck.

(phone beeping)

(lighthearted music continues)

(sheets rustling)

(Virgil sighing)

(fingers scratching)

Oh yeah.

(Virgil sighing)

(bottle lid rustling)

(water gushing)

(Virgil sighing)

(lighthearted music continues)

(toilet lid tapping)

(urine gushing)

(lighthearted music continues)

(water splashing)

Ah ah oh oh

Right down, baby, swim in ocean

Check this, I got whiskey in the crib

I got handy on the boat

I got pictures everywhere

Like it's 1994

It's the right time, baby, for motion

Gonna hit my life with promotion

(toothbrush scratching)

I could

Get in, in the crib right now

Go in, in there right now

Whole body gets sick right now

Nobody gonna sit around

The right time, baby, for motion

She on a boat trying to get

A promotion

Motion

She gonna hit my life

Baby, don't play dumb

You know what you came here for

Yeah, look, I'm at a balloon pop show,

and I don't have a good experience.

All right, first of all,

the hell would you go on

some stupid-a*s game show

like that anyway?

I thought it was my last

shot at finding true love.

That was your last shot

at finding true love?

Tried everything, dating apps,

going to church and the dance socials.

Yeah, we got a lot of work to do, bro,

'cause, uh, that's a very shallow,

uh, you know, very childish show

that you're on, brother.

I would not waste my time

with you like that, right?

Yeah, that, that's

easy for you to say, uh.

Look, man, you got everything

going for yourself.

You got looks, you got

the swagger, everything.

I, I'm in the mud, man.

Hold on real quick.

(door clicking)

(ominous music)

What the f*ck?

Hold, hold on.

What?

Yeah, yeah, so what you was saying?

(door thudding)

Uh, remember the balloon pop?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right,

that's right, the balloon pop.

All right, listen, brother,

you want a show with a bunch of women,

who don't even know what

they really look like.

They do know what they look

like, but they don't like it.

You understand what I'm saying?

They're covering their

hair up with fake hair.

You got fake eyelashes, you

got makeup, you got a BBL.

This sh*t is ridiculous.

The person who should

be embarrassed is them,

not you, brother, all right?

Yeah, right, I was probably

just being too hard on myself, mm?

- Definitely.

- Anything at all?

- Diego Lopez?

- Uh, man, uh, man, look,

I, I, I gotta go, I have an appointment.

What? Go?

I'm trying to give you

advice, you don't want it?

Yeah, give it to me

quick, but I, I, I gotta go.

Real quick?

Well, what the f*ck? I'm not a microwave.

This is an oven.

This should take time, brother.

You gotta pay for this too.

Like, what's up with you?

You doing this or not?

Look, I, I understand, but,

but I, I have to go, I'm running...

All man, good luck.

All right, thank you.

(dial tone beeping)

Wasting my m*therf*cking time there.

Gourmet truffles? (Chuckles)

I got a lot of fans, I got a lot of fans.

Work hard, let's go.

(smooth music)

(phone ringing)

(phone vibrating)

(phone ringing)

(Virgil chuckling)

(phone tinkling)

Hey, Virgil, it's Emma.

Glad to talk to you again.

Okay, I have another problem.

Okay, okay, what's the problem?

Well, I took your advice

that you told me last time,

and I applied it to the situation

with a guy that I'm dealing with,

and he called me selfish.

Apparently, I'm selfish

because I don't wanna be a housewife.

I mean, I wanna make money too.

I don't wanna be in a house

raising kids, changing diapers.

And I just wanna know,

how does that make me selfish?

Okay, if you wanna be selfless,

this is how you be

selfless to a man, right?

You gotta sacrifice that career.

You gotta sacrifice that.

That got, that's gotta go out the window.

You gotta trust me.

You have trust

in the man that you're with

or don't be with him.

You can't run sh*t.

But I do trust him.

You don't trust him.

You have to, to, i-if you

wanna trust him, okay,

trusting him means I trust

that he's gonna be the

provider, the protector.

I'm gonna nurture, that's trust.

See, what you're doing is you're saying,

"No, I don't trust him,

so I gotta go provide.

I gotta go do this, I gotta go do that."

And, and, and, and, and do

whatever he, his job is.

See, you're missing the

point here, all right?

A woman should be

in the house nurturing.

Yeah, Virgil, I told you

I do not like kids.

I don't want the, like,

soccer van and the carpooling.

You're gonna be, how old are you again?

I'm 35.

So you don't understand

how you're an old woman.

That's what you don't understand.

What?

Old woman? I'm 35.

You have, let me

explain something to you.

Your value is in your womb.

I tried to explain this to you last time.

Wait, what? My value is in my womb?

What kind of 1960...

In the baby-making world,

you a dinosaur.

Excuse me, are you kidding? A dinosaur?

I'm trying, I'm trying to

make you understand something.

[Emma] Okay, all right,

that's very insulting, Virgil.

You're calling me old,

you're calling me a dinosaur.

Yes, in the baby-making

world, you're a dinosaur, okay?

Man is attracted to

nurture, having babies,

and you, you, you, your clock is ticking.

You don't have time to

be sitting around here

being nitpicking and having a career.

What, you gonna, I'm telling you,

you're gonna be with 12 cats,

and that's gonna be it for

you if you don't stop this.

You are going down a road of loneliness.

I actually love cats, so,

so that's not really a problem for me.

Okay, that's good,

I'm glad you said that

because I don't need your money.

Whatever you got going on,

if it comes with a

headache, you could keep it.

You know what?

I really don't need this negativity

because you just really frustrated me,

and I don't like it.

So you keep your bullshit advice

and shove it up your a*s.

f*ck you!

(laid-back jazzy music)

All right, here we go.

(hands rustling)

I'll just let y'all get in the room,

see what's going on today.

Having a good day today.

Definitely, mm-hmm.

Hey, yo, Legacy, what up, man?

Yo, what's up, man? How you, yo.

You gotta take one of my courses, man.

Gotta level you up, B.

Let's see, how many are there?

All right, all right, all right.

Okay, all right, um,

had a real good day today.

(stranger knocking)

What the hell? Soon as I start.

Oh, that's oh. I'm right back, y'all.

(door clicking)

[Courier] Delivery for Virgil?

[Virgil] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's me, man, that's me, yeah.

[Courier] Yeah, babe, they

sent me to the North Tower.

[Virgil] Oh, oh, oh yeah, that's the one

around the corner.

- Crazy, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

- Is this Room 529? Wait!

Aren't you the guy from YouTube?

[Virgil] Thank you, you

know, this is, this is,

yeah, this is 529.

[Courier] Oh, you are

him, I knew it was you.

You are the guy from YouTube.

- All right, thank you.

- Um, may I just please

get your autograph?

(door thudding)

Oh, sorry.

(footsteps plodding)

Sorry about that, y'all.

Had to grab, get some grub, right?

It's just to sustain life.

You gotta live, right?

Um, all right, so where was I?

Oh, today was a good day, crazy day.

Um, I had a lot of good clients,

a lot of good conversations, um.

But one thing that happened that was crazy

was I got a real, real special gift today.

And shout-out to this anonymous fan who,

I have no idea who it is,

but they sent me a real special gift,

and to all my fans out there,

you really, really gotta step this sh*t up

'cause whoever this is,

they know a lot of information.

I could say that. So, y'all ready?

Drum roll, please.

(drum pounds)

(Virgil laughing)

All right, boom! Look at this.

Yo, look at this.

(audience applauding)

COOGI, look at this COOGI right here.

Look at the detail in here.

It's the real thing, it's

authentic, I checked it all out.

Unbelievable joint, man. I love it.

So whoever bought this,

they knew a lot about me.

All right, they knew where I'm from,

my favorite rapper, you know, all that.

So um, big shout-out to

the anonymous gift sender,

and you can hit me in DM, you know?

Don't gotta be a secret, come on.

(Virgil laughing)

Crazy. All right, so

here's what we gonna do.

Um, I got a message for everybody.

Well, before we do that, (exhales heavily)

I'll take two questions.

All right, I'll do three just,

just 'cause I'm, yeah, yeah, I got time.

All right, let's see who got a question?

What y'all wanna ask? Big Verge.

Mm.

Nah.

Oh, okay, I like that one.

All right, all right,

all right, so here we go.

What's my favorite food? (Chuckles)

I haven't really told

you all my favorite food,

so I'm not mad at y'all for not knowing.

But if I go anywhere,

if you know me, you know one thing,

I'm getting the steak, man!

I'm getting the steak,

medium well, slight pink.

That's it, don't, don't trip.

Slight pink, you know what I mean?

I want some truffle butter on it,

some mashed potatoes is cool.

Some broccoli with some garlic butter.

Ooh, maybe some asparagus,

asparagus is good too.

Um, so that's, that's, that's

my favorite dish right there.

Oh, let me see what else we got here?

Mm.

Um, oh, okay, my biggest fear?

My biggest fear, hmm,

that's a good question.

Mm, my biggest fear.

Damn, might have to be just God.

I don't really fear nothing, you know?

Come on, Wolfie, I'm from

Brooklyn, so I don't really fear,

I don't breathe this like that, man.

All right, let's go. What's new there?

How big is, whoa! Come, eh!

Man, let's get her outta

here 'cause she's a wildling.

All right, all right, um.

(fingers clicking)

Need one more question,

I need to go right now.

Let me see.

Um.

Okay, okay, all right.

All right, boom, cool.

I mean, all right, I'll answer that one.

That's a good one. It's light, it's cool.

It said, "Who are my favorite rapper?"

Um,

I don't really listen to rap too much,

but when I do, I'm

listening to Jay-Z, man.

Come on, you gotta listen to Hov.

It's the God.

It's the dynasty, baby. (Laughs)

That's the dynasty. All

right, question time's over.

Somebody said, "Can, yo, Virgil,

can you drop a jewel of the day?"

Can I drop a jewel of

the day? I like that.

All right, jewel of the day.

Mm, all right.

Had an interesting

conversation earlier today

about what do you want outta life

and are you happy

with what you have?

(alarm ringing)

Ooh.

All right, so before I get

outta here, that's my alarm.

I got a client, got a big

client I gotta talk to,

but want more.

If you're unhappy in life,

just know you have everything you want.

Just want more, all right?

And tomorrow, that's gonna be the build.

I'm gonna let y'all know,

explain exactly what I mean.

But right now, gotta go, all right?

All right, y'all.

(laid-back jazzy music continues)

(notifications hooting)

(phone button clicking)

(light switch clicking)

(Virgil groaning)

(pillow rustling)

(Virgil exhaling heavily)

(smooth music)

(pot scratching)

(oven lid creaking)

(water gushing)

(lid clicking)

(Gladys slurping)

(keypad clicking)

(phone ringing)

(phone vibrating)

(phone ringing)

(phone vibrating)

(Virgil scoffing)

Hello?

Virgil, I didn't like the way

you was talking to that girl.

Ma,

like, 6:00 in the morning,

what are you talking about?

Boy, don't talk to me like that.

You know the girl that

you was telling me about?

The heavyset one.

Ma, I told her she was fat.

I just told her the truth.

That wasn't nice.

Listen, 41 years old,

I'm bald and I'm overweight,

I'm not out here saying I'm a 10, okay?

You gotta be realistic out here.

Yeah, but you could have

spoken to her a little bit nicer.

Come on, I raised you better than that.

All right, Ma, I apologize, I'm sorry.

So what you up to?

What you doing? What you been up to?

I'm doing stuff, you know, work.

Are you still traveling?

Mm-hmm.

So what country are you in this time?

(Virgil chuckling)

Um, I'm in United States

of America. I'm in Florida.

You in Florida?

So are you on the phone talking

to your groupie on your live?

Mother, if that's all

you had to call for,

can I call you back when I'm free?

Yeah, but don't be a stranger, okay?

All right.

[Gladys] Okay.

- Love you.

- Love you too, baby.

Talk to you later.

(water sloshing)

Ah, ooh.

Ah.

(Virgil sighing)

(Virgil sniffing)

Hey, man, sh*t is real rough

right now in my life.

And the bills are stacking up.

I figured, I figured I'd reach out to you

to see if you could maybe help me.

You know, like they said,

two heads is better than one.

So I figured maybe we could

put our heads together and-

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pause, first of all.

Second of all, listen, look,

gotta understand something now, man.

Well, you got bills, everybody got bills.

Everybody got the same 24 in a day.

It's what you doing with your 24.

Yeah, man, I used to have a

real bad problem with alcohol.

I'll get a caramel latte.

[Richard] I spent all my money

on alcohol and scratch-off.

Yeah, drizzle the whipped

cream. Sorry about that.

Hold on real quick. Yeah, thank you.

I'm sorry, what'd you said?

I was pretty much drunk

for three months straight.

Yeah, it's really hard out here.

See, that sounds like excuses.

And as men, we can't, we can't

live with excuses, all right?

So what you gotta do is you gotta man up.

As hard as it is to say, you gotta man up!

What's your name again?

- My name is Richard Smith.

Richard Smith.

Okay, Richard Smith,

you'll have to learn the hardest lesson

in life I ever had to learn, okay?

And that's everything

in life that you want,

you have it right now.

Everything you want, you have it.

Like what? I don't have

sh*t in my life, man!

Exactly, that's the point.

How is that a good thing?

I got no money! I got no woman!

I got no kids!

And I can barely afford to live in this

f*cking crappy apartment I have.

I feel like I'm on the f*cking edge

of going back to drinking.

All right, so let me bring

it down to you like this.

Everything that you have in your life

is 'cause you wanted it.

Now, if it doesn't make you happy,

you have to want more.

- I do want more.

- No, you don't.

I do want more! I want

more for myself, yes!

If you wanted it, you would have it,

and you would attract it.

- How is this life? Really?

See, what you gotta

understand is success

is not something that is pursued,

it's something that is attracted.

You have to attract success

by being the best version of you.

And right now, you're not

the best version of you.

So you can't expect to attract success.

And since you're, since

you're such an expert

in all this, I wanted to see,

I wanted to see how I can

attract success like you did.

(Virgil chuckling)

Okay, Richard, listen.

First thing you gotta do is

you gotta work on yourself.

Self-improvement is the most

important thing to a human

and the most valuable thing.

It's more valuable than

money, self-improvement.

'Cause the more you improve on yourself,

the more valuable you become, Richard!

Do you understand? The

more valuable you become.

Now, you are an asset.

You have skills, you have talent,

you have ambition to

go along with it, okay?

Right now, all I hear is excuses.

I don't mean to be hard on you,

but I'm trying to tell you how it is.

That's why you called me.

- I mean, yeah,

I get everything you're saying and all,

and it, it sounds really good.

I just, I just don't know if I can do it.

But, but how, how am I

gonna be able to apply this?

Hmm, all right, well.

Like y-you, you're really good at this.

Listen to you! I could

just hear your aura.

And, and I'm not that good.

I don't think I could do this.

How am I gonna be able to do this?

I don't even believe in myself sometimes.

Ever since I was a kid, I

had low self-confidence.

It got f*cking worse as I grew up, man!

And having no girlfriend,

no kids, no f*cking home.

Seeing everybody I work

with have more than me,

you know how f*cking disgusting that is?

I feel like a piece of sh*t!

I am seriously, sometimes...

This isn't your problem.

You're not my therapist.

I can't even afford a therapist.

Richard, ah, I'm gonna look you up.

Let me see what package you got

so I can see how far this

conversation could go.

Oh man, all right.

All right, you, you gotta upgrade

to the Platinum package for this,

but I'm gonna give it to you

just 'cause I like your style.

So the first thing you gotta

do is working on discipline.

You said you got alcohol problems.

That means you have a discipline problem,

not an alcohol problem, okay?

You have a problem with

discipline, Richard.

Yes, you're right.

I have a problem with discipline.

I've always had a problem

with discipline in my life.

I always did.

- Exactly, so ah, ah!

So let's work, let's stop right now,

and let's work on discipline,

and let's exercise discipline

through alcoholism, right?

Every day you're sober,

that's one more day you're disciplined.

That's one more day you're

able to attract success.

Now, if you don't take

this and listen to this,

you don't wanna be successful, Richard.

And there's nothing I

can do or you can do.

So please do us both a favor

and let's work on discipline!

I can start tomorrow.

I am deserving.

I am deserving.

That's my man, Richard!

That's what I wanna hear, man.

You're on the right

track, Richard, all right?

But look, like I said, upgrade

to that Platinum package,

and you never know, might

get a one-on-one sit-down.

Are you serious?

You're not, I can't afford that.

Yeah, I can introduce

you to some of my peoples,

some of my connects.

That would be so cool!

We'll start diving into

what is your interest in life,

what are your talents, what

is your God-given gift, okay?

That's, that's what we're gonna do.

So upgrade to that Platinum package, okay?

So you can get the sit-down,

you can get the fundraiser, okay?

'Cause I believe in you, Richard,

even if you don't believe in yourself.

Oh my God, that would make my year,

probably my life, man!

You literally are an angel on this earth.

Okay, all right, so

you hear what I'm saying?

Are you feeling me or

what's going on? What?

Yeah, I hear everything you're saying.

All right, I'm gonna

start applying it all.

I'm gonna take everything

you said into account.

I'm going to hold myself accountable

every single day, one day at a time.

Discipline, yes, one day at a time.

So one day that I don't drink,

that's one day consistent.

I understand that totally.

Two days, and I will go back to zero,

but I promise you that

I will make you proud.

I will make myself proud.

And I'm gonna call you back,

and I'm gonna tell you

how successful I am,

and how much this changed my life!

All right, Richard, listen, please do.

I'm waiting for your call.

Don't disappoint me, Richard, all right?

I really appreciate

this. Have a great day.

[Virgil] All right, Rich.

Oh my God, Richard, you're

not a f*cking dickhead anymore.

They're not gonna make fun of you anymore!

I'm gonna f*cking do this.

I'm finally gonna wear you out.

Oh my God, I gotta...

(footsteps stomping)

(phone ringing)

(laughs) It's my guy.

Nigel, what's going on, brother?

Yo, my man, Virgil.

What's going on, brother?

Sound like you working out,

man. Trying to stay in shape?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know,

I'm never too busy for my

clients, what's going on?

Yeah, I had to holler at you, man.

Uh, got a little bit of adversity.

You know, I'm dating

this chick, fine piece,

but she got three baby daddies,

and she got a kid by each of them.

And this sh*t is wearing on me, bro.

I mean, she's a bad

m*therf*cker and all that.

Six-figure job, treats me like a king.

All that, poom poom was bananas.

But I just can't take

this baby daddy sh*t, man.

I feel like I'm about

to bust off on somebody.

Nigel, I'm, I'm a

little disappointed, man.

I'm a little disappointed.

I, I can't believe you fell

for the step daddy thrash on me.

What's going on with you, man?

I'm trying to get you

to be a high-value guy,

and, and you're running around here

with dealing with women

with three baby fathers.

That are keeping it from you and lying is,

and lying to you about it.

Nigel, it's not what we worked on.

It's not what we practiced, okay?

I've been a victim to,

you know, chasing your d*ck

and, and then hopefully for you,

it doesn't end in a venereal disease

or an STD, Nigel, okay?

You gotta grow up!

Three baby fathers, it means there's a lot

of f*cking raw that she's doing, okay?

She's in that habit,

brother. Come on, man.

I talked about this already.

Before I do something stupid, man,

I had to holler at you and um,

I knew you'd talk me off a ledge.

You know what, she failed all the tests.

She got kids, right?

What'd she do for a living?

Does it, she has a career, doesn't she?

I bet she has a career. (Sighs) Nigel.

I knew you was gonna spit

the truth and keep it real.

I, I know you disappointed, bro.

But when I tell you this

p*ssy is magically delicious,

like Lucky Charles, man, I'm, (scoffs)

She reeled me in.

I'm a, I'm, I'm a real fish right now.

Listen, you know what you can do?

This is what you can do.

So you gonna f*ck that

p*ssy and call me later.

I'll holler at you.

(phone tinkling)

f*cking idiot.

(introspective music)

(Virgil breathing heavily)

(door clicking)

Nigel, disappointed.

(footsteps plodding)

(introspective music continues)

(footsteps plodding continues)

(sanitizer dispenser whizzing)

(hands rustling)

(introspective music continues)

(Virgil exhaling heavily)

(phone vibrating)

Ooh, Renee!

Hello?

Hey, Virgil.

What's up, girl?

Nothing much, um.

I was thinking I could

come see you and you know,

I got this sexy outfit

that I wanna put on.

Oh, really? Hopefully, it ain't much.

No, it ain't much.

I ain't gonna have nothing on, nothing.

You like that, Daddy?

I like to hear that.

Nice, so what you trying to do?

So I'm trying to come over around like

9:00 or 10:00,

and you know, we can eat in.

And then after that, I

could be your dessert.

(Virgil laughing)

I'd love that!

So um, all right, nine o'clock.

I'll pick you up or you coming through?

Nah, I'm gonna come through.

But could you bring some wine?

Oh yeah, definitely, whatever you need.

What you want? That's it, just wine?

And some strawberries and whipped cream.

I wanna try something real fun with that.

Oh, I like the sound of that.

All right, I'm free.

All right, love.

(door clicking)

Oh yeah, look, when you get here,

I'm gonna, uh, just come straight up.

I'll let the people in the Front Desk know

and send you up, all right?

Okay, see you then.

All right.

Yeah, it's about to be

on tonight. (Chuckles)

f*ck I'm gonna wear?

So I think I'm, I'm gonna wear...

Mm, let me see.

Ah!

(sighs) Let's see what I

got in the Virgil Closet.

(lighthearted music)

Baby, give me a sign

Don't leave me blind

Baby, just want your heart

I don't need the nonsense

'Cause you, girl, you got me

You got me on that stuff

I just want your mind

Give me a conscience

Give me some time

I promise I'm not him

You are, you are, you are

One in a million

(dispenser clicking)

Girl, you came to me broken

And I can't seem to find the pieces

To your heart

To your heart, nah, nah, ah, ah

So sit and try to fix you

And put together back

what someone tore apart

They tore apart

Hit my line when I hit you up

Come on, fine, I'm gonna pick you up

I ain't really gotta go say too much

Did you know how we are

(door thudding)

Baby, girl, you're a star

sh*t.

(sewing machine rattling)

(sewing machine clicking)

Really, Erica?

So this is what you

call being on your way?

What you doing, Erica?

[Erica] I said I was on my way, right?

That was over an hour ago, Erica.

Okay, I was on my way!

You know I have to finish

this. The show is tomorrow!

I'm already stressed out.

How did you get here?

I took an Uber.

A Uber, Aaron?

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

- A f*cking Uber?

Wasn't it you the one that told us that,

"Oh, we, we gotta watch our, our budget

because, uh, we gotta buy a house.

We're getting older, we need to plan.

We need a backyard, we need land?"

What's all of that for?

What's all of that for, Erica?

You were supposed to be

where I was over an hour ago.

I said I was on my way, okay?

You just wasted money on an Uber

when I literally was on my way!

I'm fully dressed, babe.

I was literally about to

finish this, hop in the car,

and speed to come get you!

You're a liar.

A liar?

- Yeah.

- Who are you calling a liar?

Who are you calling a liar?

I know you're not talking to me! A liar?

You got some nerve talking about a liar.

I do not lie!

To tell somebody that

you're gonna do something

and you don't do it is a lie, sweetheart.

Okay, guess I'm a liar then.

You know what? It's

cool, don't even trip.

I'm gonna go take a walk.

Take a walk?

You just got here!

Are you hungry?

Yeah, make me something.

"Make me something. Make me something."

I'm a liar.

Am I a liar?

(Erica exhaling heavily)

(keypad clicking)

(relaxing music)

(phone ringing)

Hi, is this Virgil?

- Yes, who is this?

- This is Erica.

Erica, how you doing?

I'm doing good.

Okay, so what's going

on? What you got for me?

First, I'm sorry, I didn't

mean to cut you off,

but what, I gotta look you up.

Your name is Erica what?

- Erica Wade, it's W-A-D-E.

Let me look you up.

Are you Platinum, Gold?

Do you know your package?

I think I'm a Gold package.

All right, all right.

Okay, all right.

Yeah, so I was hoping

you could help me out.

I'm always having this really bad argument

with my boyfriend all the time,

and he never seems to compromise on this.

He tells me that I'm lying all the time.

I don't really lie.

I might tell, like, a little

white lie here and there,

but he's always telling me that I'm lying

about what time I'm gonna be there,

and if I'm late, and if I'm lying

about being on my way,

or, or if I was on my way

I would already be there.

I don't, I don't know,

something like that.

Okay, um, sorry,

but you gotta stop at some point, right?

Um, okay, so you and your boyfriend

is talking about you lying

or lying in the relationship?

No, he says that I'm a liar.

- Just in general?

- Yes.

Well, that people lie all the time.

And something about me

picking him up from work,

and I said I was on my way,

and I technically was on my way,

but I kinda took a long time

to get off the sewing machine.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's stop right there.

You said you was gonna be

somewhere at a certain time,

and you wasn't there, is that correct?

Yes, but that's because

I had a few things to do.

Like, okay, so I have a

fashion show tomorrow.

He knows about it, okay?

And he asked me to pick him up from work.

His work is about, I don't

know, maybe 10 minutes away.

I was literally finishing my last stitch,

and he comes busting in the door

with an attitude, what, yelling at me.

Well, he wasn't yelling,

but he technically,

he, he had a yelling tone in his face

about me not being there.

(Virgil munching)

And he took a Uber after

he told me so many times,

"We have to cut back on our spending,

and I can't be taking Ubers,

so you have to pick me up from work."

Okay, all right, so let

me ask you this question.

(Virgil gulping)

What do you do for a living?

I am a wardrobe designer.

So I make the clothes, and then

I have to bring 'em on set,

and dress the people, you know?

So I'm pretty busy.

Um, just, just to ask,

are you Black, white, Latin, Latina?

Like, what's the deal?

Black.

Okay, um, all right, so

you're a designer, okay?

Let's say Rihanna wants you to style her

and be there by seven o'clock,

what time do you get there?

Oh, I'm gonna be there at seven o'clock.

See, you should have said 6:30

because you wanna be early, right?

On time is late.

That's what my pops used to tell me.

And that's how I used to get

to everywhere on time, right?

So if you on time, that

means you get there at 7:00.

That means you late.

Early, 7:45, you know?

6:45, 6:30, that's when

you wanna get somewhere

when you on time, right?

So you said you was gonna be some,

and if it was Rihanna, me

and you both know you

would've been there on time.

Yeah, but that's

different. That's Rihanna.

[Virgil] That means you value Rihanna

more than you value your boyfriend,

and you haven't even met her!

No, I'm not saying that.

I'm just saying it's-

No, no, no.

That's what you're saying.

Oh, not in those words exactly.

All right, what I'm saying is that

if I have to be on time,

I don't wanna miss that opportunity.

I mean, if Rihanna calls me,

that's different than me picking

up my boyfriend from work.

He works 10 minutes away.

He could have waited in the parking lot.

It's not really a big deal

'cause I know he wasn't rushing anywhere.

He was coming home to do nothing!

Okay, (throat clears)

So when y'all have to go somewhere

and be there on time, you're there, right?

So it sounds like to me, you're

valuing where you have to go

more than your boyfriend.

You're valuing Rihanna

more than your boyfriend.

Places you have to be with

your boyfriend on time

more than you value him.

Like, did you ever think,

what did he have to do

to be available at that time for you?

I feel like if he really

had somewhere to go,

he would've said, "Babe, be here

at exactly blah, blah, blah."

You know how some people know someone

is gonna be late all the time,

and then they tell that

person an hour early?

If he had somewhere to really be,

he would probably do that, right?

Um, listen, I looked at your package,

and you're Silver package.

So I, I, if you wanna upgrade,

we can, we can do the upgrade,

and we can get more in depth,

but right now, I'm telling you,

you're valuing everything

else more than your boyfriend.

If you wanna keep him, start to value him,

appreciate him, thank him.

Be on time!

[Erica] Okay, so I'm gonna

upgrade to the next package.

[Virgil] You're about

to upgrade right now?

Yep, just did. Did you see it?

Nope, oh, just came

through. Okay, all right.

So this is the first thing we wanna do.

We wanna grow, right?

So if you wanna grow as a human,

that means you have to admit your flaws

and your faults so you can get over them.

You just said you'll go to Rihanna

and you'll be there at seven o'clock.

That's a flaw, that's a problem

because if someone tells you to be there

and they have a great opportunity for you,

you should be there early.

Well, let me ask you this, if

I gave you a million dollars,

would you be happy?

Absolutely!

Okay, now, what if I

gave you $10 million?

Would you be happy?

Hell yeah! Who wouldn't

be happy with $10 million?

And you would accept that money gladly?

Yes, gladly!

Let me ask you this question.

Now, if I told you after I give

you this $10 million, right,

after that day's over, you die,

do you still get the $10 million?

Do you still want it?

No, why would I? No.

You would not what?

No, I wouldn't take

the money if I had to...

Like, what kinda question is that?

Okay, there we go, right?

Because your life

is more valuable than $10 million.

Waking up that next day was more valuable

than that $10 million.

So what you just said, that

means money is no object.

It's about value.

That's what this life is

about, it's about value.

And $10 million is not worth as much

as waking up the next day.

Okay?

Okay.

So just value your man, listen to him,

and, and trust me, y'all,

y'all gonna be good.

Okay, so can I ask

you one more question?

How do I stop him from calling me a liar?

Stop lying, okay?

Just stop lying.

It doesn't matter if it's a big lie,

it doesn't matter if it's

a small lie, stop lying.

Lying, okay, humans work on habits,

humans work on repetition.

If you have the habit of lying,

of making very small lies

(scissors snipping)

That you feel in your mind

that your opinion don't

really matter like that,

it's a bad habit.

It's only gonna leak over

to other aspects of life.

All right, so f*ck all lying sh*t

because we ain't never

gonna agree on that.

I need you to teach me

how to be successful.

Okay, if you wanna be successful,

if you wanna be diligent in life,

you have to have good habits,

and lying is not a good habit.

Lying about where you're at,

how long you're gonna be there,

what time you're gonna get

there, those are all lies!

Look, I already told you about the lies.

I don't wanna talk about

that no more, all right?

We're never gonna agree.

And I don't take too kindly to

two people calling me a liar.

All right, so now,

we're at the stage in the

conversation where we're gonna,

it's the make or break stage.

Are you gonna grow or are you gonna just

stay the same, right?

Do you lie?

All right, this is not

what I spent my money for,

but if you want to know if I lie, no,

I don't feel like I lie, all right?

It's just the things that

happen between me and my boo

is just many miscommunications.

It's not that big of a deal.

Terrible, this is a problem we gotta fix

'cause we just said that you lied.

Even if it's a small lie,

don't specify the lie.

"Oh, it's just a small lie.

Oh, I said I was gonna be

there and traffic came."

We already said that if

it was a million dollars

that you would've got there on time.

- Yeah.

- So now, I'm gonna ask you

one more time, do you lie?

Yeah, I guess I'm a f*cking liar!

I just never thought

about it like that! (Sobs)

See, there you go. It's not that hard.

That's the first step to stopping it.

Just admit it. Yo, listen, look!

I lie, I lie. I said, "Yo, call you back."

I said, "I'm coming

through," I'm lying, right?

I know that sometimes,

but that is why I can get better

'cause I do know I'm lying, and I fix it.

If there's a leak coming in the ceiling,

and it's leaking, and it's

leaking, and it's leaking,

and you don't acknowledge the leak

or say, "Oh, this is a leak,"

your house is gonna get

flooded, it's gonna be ruined.

So it's like your

relationship is the house,

and you've got a leak, all right?

Wow, Virgil, this is really good.

Thank you so much.

This is gonna help me out in

my whole life and everything.

I really appreciate you for this.

Yep, yep, and um, that is

you at the Platinum stage.

There's one more thing we can do,

and I think we can get an actual sit-down.

You know what I mean, so

if there was something

you wanted to do, let me know.

We get to the next level,

and we go from there.

You know what? I'm gonna

go Platinum right now.

Matter of fact, my boyfriend

needs to meet you too.

I'm gonna go Platinum for both of us.

(keyboard clicking)

Okay.

- All right, thank you.

Thank you.

(Erica sighing)

(keys clinking)

(relaxing music)

(door creaking)

(door thudding)

Babe.

Hi.

- What's up?

What's up?

- How was your walk?

It's good.

You feel better?

I do.

Okay, um, I'm sorry.

Well, I've been thinking,

and you were right.

- About what?

- Me being a liar.

- Okay.

- Okay, maybe I,

I, okay, I do lie, and I'm sorry.

And to make it up to you, I have decided

to give you a nice massage tonight.

- Okay.

- You know?

Chill on the couch, cuddle up.

How's that sound?

- Sounds good to me.

Okay, so give me five more

minutes to finish up work and-

Five minutes?

Um, okay, 25 minutes?

(relaxing music)

That's cool.

- Okay.

- So I got enough time

to go take a shower?

- Mm-hmm.

- All right, cool.

(Erica smooching)

Be right back. Good luck.

(relaxing music continues)

Yo, babe!

- Yeah.

You really gonna give me a massage?

[Erica] Yep.

[Aaron] Woo-hoo!

(Erica chuckling)

(pensive music)

[Friend] What the f*ck?

(Virgil laughing)

What, you must have some sort

of, like, crazy sixth sense

or something.

(shutter clicking)

- (laughs) Oh, I have.

- Dude, I'm FaceTiming you

right now because you have to see this.

Okay. (Laughs)

Oh, what?

[Friend] It's literally typing!

I'm literally f*cking typing right now.

Wow, that's crazy.

[Friend] Come on, bro.

- That's crazy.

- You should get in there.

I don't know how did you do that?

Yo, actually, I'm like, yo,

let me call Josh, remind him.

[Friend] I, I like I

was scrolling through.

I leave, like, messages unread

so that, like, on Monday,

I know to, like, go back and you know?

Right.

[Friend] And I completely

forgot to send it

when I got back to my

house on Friday.

- Okay.

- When I spoke to you.

- And I called.

And I'll call about this too.

I'm like, "Yo, make sure you

send that off, okay?" (laughs)

- Amazing.

- Amazing.

That's how you know this thing

is gonna be a great thing.

All right, so, um, I love you, kiddo.

I'm gonna call, I'm

gonna talk to you soon.

- All right, bro.

- All right.

- Later.

- Out.

(foreboding music)

I got this crazy feeling like, you know,

I feel like somebody watching me.

Yeah, nah, maybe I'm just bugging.

Maybe I'm just bugging.

(foreboding music continues)

(door clicking)

Yeah, another gift from a fan, huh?

(door clicking)

Oh! sh*t, what the f*ck?

Ew, that's disgusting. Yo, what the f*ck?

What's wrong with these people, man?

Oh, sh*t. Yo, hell no!

What the f*ck? Yo.

(dial pad beeping)

(phone ringing)

This is bugging!

- Hello, Front Desk.

- Yeah, hello, Front Desk?

Hey, yo, look, my man, I got roaches,

and I got sh*t at the front door.

[Front Desk] Uh, roaches?

Yes, roaches and sh*t at my door!

[Front Desk] Oh, I, I'm sorry.

This is unacceptable Mr. Virgil.

I spent way too much money in this place

to be going through sh*t like this.

I need somebody come up

here and fix this now!

And I need another room!

[Front Desk] Okay, absolutely,

Mr. Virgil, immediately.

All right, yeah.

- Sorry for the inconvenience.

- Thank you.

You kidding me?

(Virgil breathing heavily)

(sensual music)

(phone ringing)

Hey, what's up, love?

Hey, what's going on, girl?

You almost ready for me, huh?

Yeah, I'm ready.

I'm just waiting on you.

Yeah, all right, um, look.

There's a little change

in the, um, in the room.

You know what I mean, I

want to change up the room

a little bit, so when you

get to the Front Desk,

I already said that, you know,

you could just give them your name,

and they gonna let you

straight up, all right?

All right, that's cool with me.

You know what? So I'm so ready for you.

I'm just wondering, you have any idea

what dress you want me to put on?

(laughs) Um, wear that dress

you had the see-through on?

I like that one. That

was, that was good, yeah.

All right, cool. I got you, baby.

All right, I'm gonna see

you soon then, all right?

But look, you know, I

gotta go do these lives.

You know, I gotta get

this paper, all right?

Yeah, I know you gotta do your stuff,

but just make sure you

ready for me, all right?

- All right.

- Just know when I see you,

I'm gonna do that trick

I've been telling you about.

Oh my God, are you serious? (Laughs)

I can't, ah, I can't wait

to see you, all right?

Oh, she is crazy.

Yo, what's going on, man?

Yeah, y'all live. Oh look,

they coming in the building.

Yeah, they coming in the building.

Throw them hundreds, yeah,

throw them hundreds up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah. It's big Virgil, man.

We in the building, the number

one life coach consultant.

I am the guy.

You wanna get your life straight,

come and see me, all right?

I could change your whole life.

Y'all already know this, all right?

So today, we got a big, big word,

and it's only five letters,

it's called trust, all right?

This is a word that you

gotta get familiar with.

In this life, in this world,

you gotta learn how to trust people.

You know what I mean,

this is something that...

It's, it's, it's a lesson,

it's a hard lesson.

And you're gonna lose,

and, and, and there's

no guarantees in life,

but you gotta take a chance,

and you gotta learn how to trust people.

You know what I'm

saying? So wait, hold on.

Um, "Virgil, I thought, I

thought you didn't trust nobody."

(Virgil laughing)

No, so all right. So

that's personally, right?

So when I say that, I mean, you,

you can't trust nobody

with your vision, right?

'Cause it's yours.

No one's gonna see your vision like you.

No one's gonna execute it like you

'cause it's your vision, right?

But in business, you gotta trust.

You gotta learn how to get a team.

And that's people's biggest downfall

in this, in this, in this world.

Like, they don't understand that they try

to get everything for they self.

Like, these people wanna

have you around, milk you,

get whatever they can get from you,

and then make all the

money all by they self,

but that's not gonna work, you understand?

Like, I'd rather have a

piece of the water in it,

watermelon than the whole grape.

You, you, you understand what I'm saying?

So that's, that's a key thing.

And even in relationships, right?

Without trust, and it's

for all my relationship,

people that need help

in their relationship,

you gotta trust.

I was talking to a young lady,

I think it was last week,

and she had trust issues.

And I knew that if she didn't

get over those trust issues,

she was gonna ruin her relationship.

You know what I'm saying, so um, yeah,

trust, loyalty, and, and honesty.

Honesty is one of the biggest policies,

you know what I'm saying?

Like, you gotta, gotta be

honest with each other,

you know what I mean?

So, um, you know, I'm not gonna

be on here for a long time.

I'm just, oh, hell no, are you...

Wait, hold up.

All right, um, that was

my message for the night.

I, I gotta go.

You know, Virgil's busy.

I gotta get crazy, right?

All right, so I love y'all.

Remember trust, that's the key, all right?

(keypad clicking)

(Renee scoffing)

Got me f*cked up.

(phone ringing)

(foreboding music)

Hey, what's going on?

What, what, what happened?

What happened?

What happened is I come,

and there's a b*tch in your room.

What the f*ck you got going on?

- What?

- What you mean what? Yeah.

Who is that? Your girlfriend?

Yeah, your girlfriend?

- I don't have a girlfriend.

What are you talking about?

What I'm talking about?

You about to piss me off, yo.

I get in there.

The girl's sitting on your

bed in some damn lingerie.

Whoa, are you serious?

Listen, I'm telling you,

I don't have a girlfriend.

You must have been to the wrong room.

I don't know, but please just come back.

So I'm stupid?

No, I didn't go to the wrong room.

You told me room 520.

520, sh*t.

Uh, damn, I don't know

what you're talking about.

Oh wow, now you don't

know what I'm talking about?

Hold on, wait, wait.

No, no, don't hang up.

Get off my phone.

(dial tone beeping)

Dang.

Yo, what the f*ck?

(puzzling music)

(Virgil groaning)

Yeah.

(puzzling music continues)

I like this.

Nice little balcony, huh?

Yo, on.

They step me up.

All right.

Call from there. It's good luck here, man.

For real.

(dial pad beeping)

(phone ringing)

[Front Desk] Hello, Front Desk.

Yo, yo, hi. What's up, man?

Yo, the Deluxe?

- Yeah.

- Bro, wait,

this is on y'all, right?

Y'all taking care of me or what?

[Front Desk] Absolutely.

Oh, and your girlfriend stopped by.

My what?

[Front Desk] Your girlfriend?

Um, I don't have no girlfriend.

You never seen me with no girl before?

What you talking about?

[Front Desk] Okay, sorry

for the mistake, sir.

Yeah.

[Front Desk] Okay.

What she look like?

[Front Desk] I couldn't

really see, she had a hoodie on.

Hmm, nah, so I don't have a girlfriend.

[Front Desk] Okay,

sorry for the mix-up, sir.

Okay, thank you.

Check the cameras, do something

'cause this is crazy, all right?

[Front Desk] Okay, sure.

All right.

Man, that's the craziest

setup. Someone is sick.

(notification chiming)

What the f*ck?

(flesh squelching)

(suspenseful music)

f*ck.

(suspenseful music continues)

What the f*ck? I can't feel sh*t.

I can't feel my legs. I

can't feel my hands, nothing!

What was that?

[Attacker] That's 'cause I paralyzed you

from the neck down, b*tch.

Yo, who are you? I don't know you!

[Attacker] (chuckles)

Oh, you know me very well.

(bell tolling)

Hello? Hey, yeah, sorry.

Sorry, I was, I was in church.

I couldn't, uh, I couldn't,

I saw your messages,

I got all your messages,

and I just wanted to say, I

can't wait for you to start,

you know, putting these things into motion

so you could start seeing

the immediate benefit.

Yeah, thank you so much, Virgil.

You understand, this is so amazing.

I appreciate all the great advice.

Like, I'm going into

that meeting tomorrow,

and I'm telling my boss what it is.

I don't care what he says.

I'm chasing my dream.

I'm gonna risk it all.

And it's all thanks to you, Virgil.

And I'm so happy, thank you so much.

You don't understand.

(Virgil laughing)

Yeah, listen, look,

I, I love the energy,

I love the spirit, okay?

But we really gotta consider, like,

starting to level up the packages though.

You know what I mean, like,

we really want to get in that

Platinum package area,

you know what I mean,

where we can really,

really push the envelope

and, and get things going, all right?

So, um, I'm happy you're happy,

and, and let's, let's do it.

Okay, all right, um, I

would love to, to level up

and get the next package.

Like, your advice really helps me so much.

Like, I'm looking forward

to the future, Virgil.

Thank you so much.

I, I love it. Thank you.

All right, hello? What was that?

(Toya chuckling)

Yeah, I think he just said he loved us.

Hello?

That was weird.

[Toya] Um, does the name Toya

ring a bell to you?

Oh my God.

[Toya] Yeah.

- sh*t.

- Exactly.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.

[Toya] You ain't sorry.

All the advice you gave me,

all the sweet advice you gave me,

not!

- Sorry.

Sorry, please, please.

[Toya] Virgil, you ruined my life.

You know, I wanna do it,

but you know, I got a lot of things to do.

I'm always so busy, I'm just really tired,

and I just can't seem to get to it.

Virgil, you know how

it is when you're busy,

you just got so much to do,

and then it's just like, it

becomes very overwhelming,

and then you can't just,

can't get anything and-

Oh, look, look.

I'm gonna stop you right here, okay?

It sounds like you're lazy, all right?

And you're not focused.

Until you learn how to

do those two things,

you're basically gonna be a failure.

Yeah, this, this is what we gonna do.

We gonna make this real cut,

dry, and clean, and simple.

But I'm not lazy, Virgil,

and I'm very focused.

I was more focused before I started

taking your advice, but...

And that's very hurtful for you to say

'cause I thought, you know,

we built a bond these last couple weeks,

and I thought that you

really understood me

and knew where I was coming from.

And then you also told me you love me.

And when you love someone, you,

you don't treat someone

you love like this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, love you?

Yo, I never said I love you.

What are you talking about?

Are you crazy or something?

Yo, look, your coworkers might have been

onto something here, all right?

I didn't say I love you,

I said I love your energy.

No, okay, yes, you did

say you love my energy,

but you also said, I,

you said, "I love you,"

and like, wish, don't,

Virgil, act like we didn't,

we haven't, we shared, like, a bond,

like, a connection these

last few weeks, like-

All right, listen, all right?

If you wanna get the services,

if you wanna upgrade,

get the packages, then I'm,

I'm, I'm good with that, okay?

But you're taking this to a level

that I'm not trying to go to, all right?

Well, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I mean, I mean, I don't

know if I wanna upgrade

because when I upgraded that, I got,

I lost my job, you know?

So, you know, as two

people who love each other

'cause you love me, I-

Yo, love each other?

I just told you I don't,

I never said that.

I didn't say I love you, I don't love you.

This is what we gonna do, all right?

We're gonna make this easy.

I'm gonna disable your account.

I'm gonna block you on everything.

There is no me and you.

There never was and there

never will be, okay?

You understand that?

Oh, she's crazy.

I'm blocking.

I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy. He said it.

He said...

(foreboding music)

[Echo] We have to get revenge.

He's told, he said

he loved me, remember?

He said he loved me.

[Mimic] Yeah, I remember.

I'm not crazy.

[Echo] We have to get revenge.

Right, so we gotta, we gotta,

we gotta pay him back.

We gotta get him back

for what he took from us.

You're such an ungrateful son of a b*tch.

Eat this chocolate.

You ain't even say thank you for that.

Eat it! Eat the damn chocolate!

You know, I sacrificed

a lot, a lot for you!

All you do is f*cking criticize

people and ridicule them.

All you think is you're

just so f*cking perfect,

don't you?

- No, no.

[Toya] Something, you know what?

Something for all of us.

- Come on, come on, please.

[Toya] I got something for the a*s.

Please.

[Toya] I told my brother

to call you for advice,

and the advice you gave

him is to k*ll himself?

My brother was a good man,

and he just needed help,

and I told him to call you.

And what advice did you give him?

You gave him some bullshit advice.

Only advice you gave

him was to k*ll himself!

[Virgil] I didn't tell

him to commit suicide.

That's just what he ended up doing.

[Toya] That was my brother.

(g*nsh*t cracking)

(suspenseful music)

(suspenseful music continues)

(label thudding)

[Echo] Nobody wants you anymore.

Nobody loves you. Nobody

wants to be around you.

Loved you, Virgil.

It's a lot of...

Told me all the lies

just to buy your dumb packages.

[Mimic] He used you.

He know what he was doing.

I done lose my job.

Made me without friends.

Nobody wants to be around me.

Everybody thinks I'm crazy.

I loved you.

[Echo] You have to

get revenge for Daryl.

Shut up! You too, just...

Can y'all both please

be quiet? I can't think!

[Mimic] He doesn't love us.

I need to be, I need quiet, okay?

[Echo] He doesn't love us anymore.

He didn't just break my heart!

He broke all of our hearts!

[Mimic] He doesn't love us anymore?

Suffer, I'll make him feel pain.

Somebody said, "Can, yo, Virgil,

can you drop a jewel of the day?"

I like that, all right, jewel of the day.

It's about what do you want out of life.

Okay.

- Everything you got

coming to you, Virgil.

Just know you have everything you want.

Just want more, all right?

- Shut up!

'Cause you do nothing but lie!

[Virgil] I'm gonna let y'all

know, explain it exactly.

Awesome, he loves me. (Sniffs)

He loves us, amazing, hmm.

So I'm gonna make him feel all this pain.

[Mimic] He has to love us.

Shut up! He loves us, he loves us.

(Toya chuckling)

I'll make you feel the pain.

[Echo] He'll get what he deserves.

Yeah, Virgil broke my heart.

I'm gonna break yours.

If you don't wanna die, you listen to me.

- Okay.

- Okay?

All right, now this is what you gonna do.

You gonna tell all your little fans

that believe in you

that you've been lying

to them this whole time,

and that everything you've been saying

is not the truth, okay?

Now, come on, this is gonna ruin me!

Hmm, well, you gonna tell them

that your advice is bullshit!

All right?

Now,

(suspenseful music intensifies)

This is what's gonna happen.

Now, I'm gonna press Live,

and you're gonna say exactly

what I need you to say.

You understand me?

Scamming them of their money

with your stupid packages and sh*t.

I can't believe I fell in love with you.

I loved you, Virgil.

You, you broke my heart.

So you gonna say everything

I need you to say,

you understand me?

- Yeah, I understand.

No, mm-mm.

For some reason, I just don't believe you.

I need you to make me believe you, Virgil.

[Virgil] I can't even f*cking move.

Hmm, good.

Good boy.

Now,

don't try

any bullshit while you're

on the live, all right?

All right, okay.

[Toya] I'm not playing with you.

- Okay.

- All right.

All right, I'm gonna go live

in three, two, don't you try nothing,

you understand me?

Yes!

[Toya] Hmm, you look good

in the sweater I got you.

Hopefully it doesn't end

up with some blood on it.

Okay, here we go.

(button chiming)

(suspenseful music)

Yo, what's up, y'all?

How y'all doing, man?

I just wanna let y'all know

all, (exhaling heavily)

Everything I've been doing, all the,

all the advice I've

been giving y'all, man,

it's been bullshit, all right?

I'm scamming y'all.

Everybody should just unsubscribe

and just please just...

It's all bullshit, man, all right?

I apologize, I'm sorry.

[Toya] Keep talking, m*therf*cker.

Tell 'em you're a fraud.

Tell 'em you're a fraud!

(g*n clicking)

- Come on.

[Toya] Virgil, don't make me do it.

What the f*ck?

(door slamming)

[Officer] Put the f*ck your g*n down!

Now!

- No, you put your

g*n down first.

- Put the g*n down now!

No!

- I'm not putting my g*n down.

- Put the g*n down!

- Virgil, I love you!

Virgil, I love you, no!

(g*nshots popping)

(body thudding)

[Officer] Hey yo, you all right, man?

- Yeah, I'm good.

- You all right? You sure?

Yo, let's get a medic.

(police operator speaking indistinctly)

[Virgil] Y'all, I can't feel sh*t, man,

I can't feel nothing!

(siren wailing)

(lighthearted music)

Here we go again

Honey, I'm gonna them know

I'm gonna tell you

what it is, Little Mama

Just tell me that you love me no more

Love is good, love is blind

Love sometimes make you lose your mind

Got you running in

circles, crossing that line

No one is real 'cause

the heart don't lie

Love is good, love is blind

Love sometimes make you lose your mind

Got you running in

circles, crossing that line

You know when it's real

'cause the heart don't lie

I said, oh, here we go again

Here we go again

Probably arguing

Calling on my phone telling me

That I'm with all my friends

Nope, I've been chilling

in the crib, Little Mama

I can tell you I don't want the job

No, but when you come back

Back

Everything is good

I be in the crib playing a game

While you cook the food

Ain't nothing gonna

change, Little Mama

Don't know why you wanna

change, Little Mama

'Cause that I don't break

unless it shatter here

In pieces, hey, well,

let me pick it up

If I ever put you down

Then let me pick you up

I'll pick you up

Baby, n*gg*s they all love you

But I'll put enough

Love is

Love is blind

Love sometimes make you lose your mind

Got you running in

circles, crossing that line

You know when it's real

'cause the heart don't lie

Love is good, love is blind

Love sometimes make you lose your mind

Got you running in

circles, crossing that line

You know when it's real

'cause the heart don't lie

L-O

L-O-V-E

Baby, that's just

L-O

Just you and me

L-O

L-O-V-E

Baby, that's just

L-O

Just you and me

L-O

L-O-V-E

Baby, that's just

L-O

Just you and me

L-O

L-O-V-E

L-O

O-V-E

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