Mockingbird (2014)

[bunniefuu]

Hello?

Mom?

Dad?

Is that you?

Who's there?

Hello?

Stay away from me!

Please!

Please! Just leave!

I did what you said!

I have the camera!

Get out! Leave!

I never stopped filming!

I didn't call anyone.

Go away!

Go away! Leave!

I did everything you said!

I never stopped filming!

What the hell?

Huh!

Hey, handsome.

Would you turn that off?

I'm not gonna turn it off.

This was left on our doorstep.

Come on, you guys.

Come on. Help me out.

- Why do we have to get off the bed?

- No, this is their version of helping.

- This is our room...

- Come on.

So, as much as I hate saying I

was wrong and you were right,

uh, this, I believe is

one of those contests.

Excuse me. What did you just say?

I said... I said I was

wrong and you were right.

Ah.

- Feels good, right? It feels good.

- That was amazing. That was amazing.

- My kids don't listen to me. It's great.

- And not... That's new.

- Can you please help me?

- Um, why don't I just sit here...

All right, so where did this

kind of camera come from?

Okay. This was a red box sitting

on our doorstep and it had a card.

It said, "Congratulations."

And I do believe it was from a...

One of the contests that you entered.

- Mom won a contest.

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- And, uh...

- Mom won a contest.

- And you won.

- No way.

- Yeah. This was free.

- I... You know what?

- Which is my favorite price.

- Did you really?

- I gave you two children.

I am so nice to you.

Why would you mess with me like...

- Look at me.

- I'm not... I'm not lying.

Why would I lie about this? I've already

admitted to you that I was wrong

and I'm glad that you filled

out that stupid thing.

'Cause I like free stuff

as much as the next guy.

Let me see that. Let me...

Come here. Let me see it.

I told you.

- Look.

- No, it's the one at the mall.

- Yes. Yes.

- I mean I filled one out.

- I mean...

- Yes.

You think this is it?

Wait. More cleaning

and less running around.

- Where's your sister?

- How'd you win? How'd you win?

- Your uncle's gonna be here any second.

- Hey, did you put pajamas in here?

- Did you guys pack?

- Megan.

I did not put my pajamas in here.

You each get to pick one

toy to bring with Gary.

- I did not pick pajamas.

- Okay. Yes you can. Okay.

Get it, get it, get it.

- I can jump from bed to bed.

- If you wanna take it...

I'm not gonna do this by myself.

You guys help me out.

One... Two...

- Ah! Oh, my God!

- Three...

- If I get to five, I will eat you.

- Okay. Right here.

- What?

- Four...

No!

- Five...

- Mommy! He's gonna eat you.

We're on the boat. We're on the boat.

We can't... You can't get us.

We're on the boat.

Well, luckily I'm a shark with legs.

Uh-oh! I'm gonna eat her!

He's on the boat!

What's this?

Did I win you? Hmm?

Where did you come from?

Hello.

Shall we take a tour

of the place? Let's go.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're entering the kitchen.

This is the kitchen. Mmm-hmm.

This is the refrigerator.

Hello.

There's my girls.

I remember when I used to have the time

to sit and read books on these couches.

And now...

Now... Not so much.

We refuse to let the

children eat with us.

They're forced to sit in the corner of this

kitchen where we feed them only gruel.

But that's okay. It's cheap

labor and... I figure... Oh, crap!

Welcome to my

expensive dining room set.

This is my work.

And this is all the stuff

that keeps me from my work.

I, uh, end up doing all my

children's homework for them,

and yet somehow they still get B's.

So what does that say about me?

- Tadpole's about 10.

- Wow.

She's an old baby.

- He's a big girl.

- Yeah.

- He's a big, big girl.

- Do you see his soft paws?

He's older than both of you guys.

- You're the best, best little baby.

- He loves that.

Bridge made of diamonds.

And then we go to the queen's,

um, castle. And then we go to...

Is the queen a nice queen

or is she a mean queen?

A nice. And then we go over here.

- Yeah?

- To the trees.

- Mmm-hmm.

- And then we get to the "X."

Hello?

Hi, Mom.

I've never won anything before.

I don't know. No, I... I don't know.

From one of those millions of

things that I fill out on campus.

You know, for like the...

Credit cards and water

bottles and sh*t.

Boring. Mmm-hmm.

It says, "Keep filming.

You're a star." Yeah.

I don't know.

At least somebody knows

I'm a star. Mmm-hmm.

Yes, I'm sure I'll make

friends when I start school.

I know. Thank you.

I think I'm very lovable, too.

No. I'm not gonna call Eric.

You know what, Mom? I don't really

wanna talk about this right now.

Tonight I am most likely doing...

This.

Yeah.

Probably talking on

the phone with you.

And playing with my camera.

Yo, a free camera.

- I got it. I got it.

- Oh, sh*t. All right.

- Did you see the camera?

- Yeah. I saw the camera.

- It's really weird.

- Hi.

Thanks, Gare, appreciate it.

- You won it in a, a sweepstakes?

- Sweepstakes.

Yeah. I just signed a...

I signed up for it in a mall.

- Did you give 'em your credit card number?

- No.

If you guys need anything,

you call me, okay.

- Bye, Mommy.

- Bye, sweetie.

We're gonna have fun.

We're gonna go roller-skating tonight.

- Dad told us.

- Yay!

- Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.

- Dad...

Get out. Get out. Go.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

We already know that. Daddy told us.

- Before I get in trouble.

- Have, have fun with that camera, you freak.

- Oh, we got so busted.

- All right, here we go. Let's go, guys.

- Bye!

- Bye!

- Bye.

- Love you.

- Come on. Enough.

- All right.

I want you all to myself.

Not covered in Cheerios.

- It's so quiet.

- Let's make some noise.

Okay.

Put the camera down.

I wanna do it with the camera.

Look at that butt.

Look at that butt. Oh, yeah!

That's what I'm talking about.

Hey, you know what? I can

make you a video of my day.

Yeah, of campus and...

And I can show you the

guesthouse and all that.

No, they're gone for the week.

Yeah. It's music, Mom.

I hear it, too.

Creepy.

Maybe there's someone there.

I live in their guesthouse.

They don't tell me what they're doing.

What?

No. It won't turn off.

Oh, man!

I don't know. It won't turn off.

I think I broke it.

I don't know.

No, it's just not turning off.

- How does that thing turn off?

- I don't know.

- Uh... This button?

- There's usually like a button on the top.

- How did you turn it on?

- I don't know. It was already on.

This should turn it off right here.

Is that working?

Look through the viewfinder.

See if you see anything.

- No. Mmm-hmm.

- Is it still on?

No. It is. Yeah, it's still on.

This button right here

should be turning it off.

Well, it's not.

That's weird.

Are you just gonna sit

there and watch me?

- I can think of no greater subject.

- Because I could give you a job.

A better job than preserving

your beauty for all eternity?

Oh, my God.

Garlic fingers.

That was your name in...

Nickname in high school, wasn't it?

- f*ck off.

- Garlic fingers.

- Here. Let me help you.

- Yeah. Yeah. I gotta lean in,

'cause I don't wanna leave

any stone unturned.

- Let's eat.

- Okay.

Love has no chances

Darling, please take me back

Take me home

Oh, dude.

Hello?

Awesome! Awesome! Awesome!

Oh, this is... This is awesome!

- Did you eat that last piece of cheesecake?

- Hey, Mom.

- Jesus. God, what is that? Stop that.

- Mmm. This is a giant f*ck you.

You know how you're always like,

"Stop signing up for contests"?

- Well, look what I won.

- What? An already opened camera?

Do you want this, too? Or should

we save it for your birthday?

What are you doing?

Hold this.

- Jesus, God. It's heavy.

- Yeah, because it's nice.

What? No, higher, Mom. Higher.

No, it's clearly way too high.

Oh, it's clearly way too high.

- You've never seen television?

- Okay. Jesus.

"Congratulations. You've been entered

in a once in a lifetime contest."

"One night. One prize. One game."

I guess it's like a scavenger hunt.

- Mom? Mom.

- Oh. Oh, this is bad.

Where are the clippers?

- What clippers?

- Give it to me.

- Why? Why?

- Where are the clippers?

Because it's a contest

and I have to do things.

- Yeah? What kinda things?

- And you know what I win?

- A job?

- I win $10,000.

- Here! Bathroom.

- The good ones or the bad ones?

- This one.

- No, those are the bad ones.

- What are we clipping?

- Why are your panties everywhere?

What the f*ck are we clipping?

Hey. My name is Leonard.

You can't see me. Hold on.

Let's go!

Okay.

Hey, my name is Leonard and I just

wanna say thank you so... sh*t!

- Leonard.

- I just... Shut up!

That's my mom. Normally, I don't know.

I don't normally live with her.

But I owe my mom some money, so...

I... Okay, so what I'm...

What I'm trying to say is...

- Leonard!

- ...thank you so much. Shut up! Please!

Um, I just want you

guys to know that, um...

I appreciate this. And, I honestly

could use the $10,000. So, um...

Leonard! Hurry!

sh*t.

Uh, I really feel like this is...

I think this is gonna be a really

good night for me. So thank you.

- ...fighting me on this.

- It's a bad idea.

- Stop fighting me and help me!

- Are you gonna... Seriously?

Are you... Are you a little

bit Ret*rded? Just a little bit?

- I'm just asking.

- You're like the worst mom.

Oh, sh*t! You're doing it.

Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

sh*t! Are you really doing it?

Oh, it's my baby's face

after all these years.

You better get a big old damn prize

for this, huh? Big old damn prize.

What are you doing?

Oh, there he is.

There's that handsome boy.

Do you have to cackle

right in my face?

Oh. Oh, his sideburns, too?

Damn! Look at you.

- Do you wanna do my head?

- No.

Hey, it's me.

Hey, uh, sorry,

I was just calling to, um...

Let you know that I won...

...a camera. One second.

Hello?

- Tom?

- Em.

- Are we gonna watch a movie?

- Yeah, baby. Just chill out.

- But there's something cool first.

- What?

Um... More surprises.

- More?

- This was left on the doorstep.

- Just now?

- Yeah. I think it's part two of the contest.

You think so?

- Okay.

- What is that?

- "Tom and Emmy."

- You think that is I...

- That's us.

- That is us.

"Keep filming."

- Yay! Hence the camera.

- I think we got that.

- We got that one down.

- Yeah. We got that.

"1805 Mockingbird."

I, uh, that is where we're going

to be given bags of gold.

- That's it?

- I'm assuming.

Oh. Just give me a second.

Oh. I missed something.

- Picture of a car?

- Picture of us at the mall.

- What? Let me see.

- I don't know.

Tom?

- That's weird.

- Where's the rest?

- You're not gonna give it to me, are you?

- I don't have anything. This was it!

I think it was this camera.

That was it!

- All right.

- What?

Are you seriously disappointed

that all we got...

- was a very expensive camera?

- No, no, it's just that you said,

- "Oh, you... You won another prize."

- Well, the...

So I thought you like talked

to somebody outside.

I didn't know what was in that thing.

Hello?

I don't know. Just some photos.

Yeah. It looks like

they were taken, um...

On campus or something.

Yeah, I don't know.

No, no. I'm sure it's fine.

I'll call campus tomorrow.

I'm gonna call tomorrow

'cause I don't care tonight.

Why would I call the cops? No.

Mom...

No. I'm not gonna do that, okay.

Mom.

Mom?

Mom?

Mom?

- Call Billy.

- Why?

Because maybe he's heard of a...

"Keep Filming."

You think there's a business

called "Keep Filming"?

Well, what do you think?

Well, I think that just 'cause

Billy works downtown he doesn't...

All right. I'll call him.

God, you're such a punk!

- Tom.

- What?

The phone's not charged.

Is it so hard to like put the

phone back on the charger?

Gimme. Gimme it. Gimme it.

Gimme it. It's dead.

No, the phone is charged, sweetheart.

The line is dead.

The storm probably

knocked out the line.

Mom?

Oh. Shocking.

You are of no help to me.

This is why Dad ran off.

What is this?

Oh, my God. Yes. Yes!

Yes! A clown outfit.

Oh, I get to wear clown makeup! Yes!

I am Leonard, this is awesome

I'm gonna put on big old shoes

Help me get some girlfriends

Yes, it will

Oh, yes! Yes!

Look.

Presenting the coolest clown ever,

"Leonard the Badass Clown."

This is without a doubt the

coolest moment of my life.

Hey, Mom, I need your keys.

Hello?

Hello?

Babe?

- I don't know.

- That's kinda weird.

- Yep. It's a porno.

- This is our lucky night then.

It's bike porn.

- Or art film.

- I know. It's...

- It's really good.

- Really interesting.

That's a pretty house.

Please! Go!

What is that?

- Go away!

- I don't know.

Go away! Go away!

- Please!

- What is this?

- Oh!

- Oh, God!

I did everything you said!

I never stopped filming!

- sh*t!

- Oh, Jesus!

- Okay.

- Oh.

Okay. This is a hoax.

- Nice.

- Nice.

- Right. You are watching us.

- We are watching you, too. Great.

- What the f*ck? Okay.

- All right, can we turn this off?

All right. What was that?

What?

Is that...

That's our house.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, we're right there.

Oh, sh*t!

What the f*ck?

- Oh, my God.

- They were right f*cking there.

This is not funny. This is not funny.

I'm calling the cops.

We gotta call somebody.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We've gotta get help, Tom.

We have to get out of here.

Stay calm, Emmy.

- Hey, wait.

- I'm calling the cops.

Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.

Hey, this is Beth.

I can't get to the phone.

But leave me a message and I

will call you back. Thank you.

Hey there, boys and girls.

Why so down?

I got a game for us to play.

Do you like movies?

What is it? What are they saying?

They want me to...

They want me to hold the camera.

- Why? Why?

- They wanna see your face.

Pick up the camera. Film something.

Say cheese.

Pick up the camera.

Pick up the camera.

Pick up the camera.

Pick up the camera.

That's great. Isn't this fun?

I'm really scared.

My keys were right here.

My keys were right here.

- What's going on?

- I don't care.

- I don't give a f*ck what's going on.

- Just get the spare...

- We're leaving. Baby. Baby.

- Look in the drawer.

Tom, they came in our

house and they filmed us.

They filmed my babies.

Check my coat. Check my coat.

Put that down. Put it down.

No. I'm not gonna put it down. I'm gonna

hold it. They said to keep filming.

- I don't give a f*ck what they said.

- sh*t!

- They were in our house.

- They are not in my coat.

Maybe they're gone.

Maybe they're gone.

- Just... Just stay close by.

- Shh! I heard something.

- Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!

- Go away! Go away!

Hey, hey.

Yes! Come on!

You guys put a...

How did you put this in here?

That is cool. This is cool.

Okay. Okay. Wait.

"Wow. You look great." Thank you.

"But what will the ladies think?"

Um, I don't know.

They're probably gonna love it.

"Go to the women's restroom

at the Magnolia Hotel."

Awesome!

I've never been in a

women's bathroom.

I'm not... I'm not sure I wanna

break through that mystery.

Let mysteries exist. I don't

need to know all the answers.

I don't need to see

what women do in there.

I assume they just go in the

bathroom to gossip and do cocaine.

I have an announcement to make.

I'm farting. I'm farting and I'm

peeing in the women's room.

I'm pooping in the women's room.

Sorry. It's part of a contest.

I don't even know if I'm supposed

to tell you that. Oh, sh*t!

Did you guys see a card anywhere?

It looks like this card?

I thought there'd be like, uh,

chairs or couches in here.

Here. Got it. Got it, got it, got it!

Come on. Come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Is somebody there?

Hello?

Hello?

Hold it, Tom.

Just hold it for a minute.

- Oh, God.

- Oh, God.

- What is that? What is that?

- I don't know.

- Try the phone again.

- I just did.

- They're still here.

- What?

sh*t. There are f*cking murderers

outside of our f*cking house.

We have to go, Tommy.

We have to get outta here.

Emmy, put the camera down.

And we're gonna leave. Put it down!

Let's just talk about

this for a second.

Just what are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

Tom, I'm really f*cking scared.

I'm really f*cking freaked out.

Sweetheart. Sweetheart,

sweetheart, sweetheart.

Okay, we're gonna get outta here.

It's fine. They haven't done anything.

They're just... They're

just f*cking tormenting us.

Tom. Tell me the plan.

- That's a g*n.

- Yeah, Emmy. It's a g*n.

What are we gonna do?

Just walk out the front door?

- What else are we gonna do?

- We need to think about this.

I just wanna get you across the street.

I just wanna get to a f*cking phone.

- I just wanna call the cops.

- What if they're out there.

- I'm not gonna sh**t anybody.

- They told us not to tell anybody.

- This is a bad idea. Bad. Bad. Bad.

- No. It's a... The whole evening.

- It's a f*cking game.

- And we're just gonna leave.

- Put the f*cking camera down.

- No.

- And we are going.

- No.

- Just put the camera down.

- I'm not going out there.

- Put the camera down.

- No, Tom.

- Emmy. Emmy. Emmy. I'm...

- No!

- I wanna get outta here. Jesus.

- sh*t. f*ck.

What the f*ck?

Oh, God.

Tom.

- What do we do?

- I don't know.

They turned the phone back on.

- I'm gonna answer it.

- Wait, wait, wait.

Let's see what they want.

Clown Town population, Leonard.

Mayor of Clown Town, Leonard.

Over here is the car dealership I got

fired for. I used to wash cars there.

Um, my boss told me,

"You don't do a good job.

You do a good enough job."

And, uh, I was literally the...

the best I could do for her.

- You look like a ret*rd.

- Eat a d*ck, Gary.

I'm not gonna eat a d*ck. I don't wanna

eat a d*ck. So I'm not going to.

- Okay. Dude, do you really wanna do this?

- Yes, I wanna do it.

- All right. I'm gonna go. All right.

- Do you really?

I gotta do it. Ready?

- All right.

- All right, please. Just...

Make sure you get it all.

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it.

- It's gonna be good.

Hey. Dude. It's not my... Okay.

- All right, you ready?

- Yeah, sure thing, man.

- All right. Go ahead.

- Let me take my glasses off.

Oh, he just had to spit.

Are you... How does that feel?

Um, but we didn't get it.

We... We didn't get it.

We didn't get it.

- We're gonna get it this time.

- Just go wide or something.

- Yep. Yeah. Going wide.

- You ready for this?

- Yeah. Thanks for helping.

- Okay.

I can't believe I just f*cking

kicked you in the nuts, dude. Here.

- Lay down, lay down, lay down.

- What do you...

- Hey, Chuckles. Hey, hey.

- I gotta get the...

Hey, Leonard. Hey.

What do you call a f*cking idiot

who just got kicked in his nuts?

- Which one...

- You, f*ck-o!

I'm gonna be rich, you as*h*le!

- Count to three, you d*ck!

- All right. All right.

Now if the king and

the queen were smart,

they would understand that the

monster outside the castle sees all.

- But you have to realize, boys and girls.

- They're watching us.

Just because they're grownups...

- doesn't mean they know everything.

- How is that possible?

- Even mommies and daddies...

- How can they see what we're doing?

f*ck.

So the monster reached down with

his scaly hand and pulled them up.

Do you know why, children?

Because they didn't listen.

What?

- There's a transmitter.

- What? A what?

- The red light is a transmitter.

- What?

I didn't leave. I am so sorry.

We're sorry.

Okay, I know you're watching me.

Please leave me alone.

Please leave me alone.

I'm sorry... if I

did anything to you.

I'm very sorry.

I don't have any money.

I... I have some jewelry.

You can have that. You can have that.

Okay?

I'll leave the camera

on the front step.

And you can take it.

I won't tell anyone.

Okay?

I promise. Just leave me alone.

Just leave me alone.

Leave me alone!

Go away!

Please go away!

It's a roller skating rink.

Filled with children.

This is your new present.

I am not what you would

call a... risk taker.

In any form of the word.

I...

I sleep in. I'm a sleep-inner.

But I don't take risks.

I take risks with my diet.

This is an unusual night for me.

I mainly eat. Uh, I complain.

Uh, I put up with my mother.

And, um, masturbate.

So, those four things are my life.

So this is unexpected.

We're gonna do this.

We're doing it! We're doing it!

We're doing it! We're doing it!

We're doing it!

This car sucks so bad.

We're doing it!

Whoa, whoa.

Hey, can you help me film some kids?

- No.

- No, it's not a weird thing.

I just need to take

photos with, uh, children.

No. Get away from me.

Get away from my family.

No, all you have to

do is hold the camera.

- Fine. Fine. Fine.

- Yeah. Here you go. You got it. You got it.

- Here. You got it?

- Yeah.

Okay. So just make sure like

this is... This is in there.

Are you getting this? We're good.

Okay. You got everything?

Ah!

Do the rapper pose. Be a rapper.

- Big smile. Cheese!

- Cheese.

- How many are out there?

- I have no idea.

Do you see anything?

No.

- What do we do?

- We stay in the kitchen.

Tom.

I'm gonna check in the back.

- I'm scared.

- I'm gonna check out back.

Stay here.

What about the computer?

A.O.L.

No, you need a phone

for that to work.

- What do they want?

- I don't know.

- Tom.

- Stay here.

- Oh, my God.

- Stay here.

Be careful.

Tom?

Tom?

Answer me.

- Don't come in here.

- What?

Don't come in here. Stay back, Emmy.

- What is it?

- Just don't.

What is it? What is it?

Oh, God! Oh, no.

No. Oh, no. Oh, no.

- They k*lled him.

- Oh, no.

Jesus Christ. They threw

him through the window.

Oh. What is going on?

- I don't know.

- Oh, my God.

Let's go. Let's just go. Let's get

outta here. They left us a tape.

Beth, listen to your mother.

Sweetheart, I think you'll do great.

People are gonna

love you. You'll see.

How can you be worried?

You're lovable.

Do you want me to put

Daddy on the phone?

I just wish you wouldn't

have moved so far away.

Beth, you didn't just win anything.

You should call the police.

Listen to your mother.

Sweetheart, I think you'll do great.

People are gonna

love you. You'll see.

How can you be worried?

You're lovable.

Do you want me to put

Dad on the phone?

You're so far away.

Beth, you didn't just win anything.

You should call the police.

Listen to me. If you call Eric,

it'll just start everything all over

again. You can do better than him.

How can you be worried?

You're lovable.

Do you want me to put

Dad on the phone?

I just wish you wouldn't

have moved so far away.

Beth, you didn't just win anything.

You should call the police.

I don't wanna watch this.

I can't watch this, Tom.

He was just a boy.

Emmy, just... They're just

f*cking tormenting us.

That's it. They're just

trying to freak us out.

- What is this?

- I don't know.

Oh, God.

Who does this?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No. No.

Did you see them?

- What clues? What is he talking about?

- I don't know, Emmy.

He'll never find... There's gotta

be a clue somewhere. I mean...

Should I answer it?

I don't know.

What if it's a clue?

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.

You forgot your f*cking pictures.

Work.

Come on!

Are you f*cking kidding me?

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah!

Go away. Please go away.

What do you want me to do?

What? I'm filming! Do you see?

I'm doing what you say. Please.

Why are you doing this to me?

Happy Birthday. Are you excited?

I have a present all for you.

- I can't wait for you to open it.

- Who are you?

I picked it out special.

Reach out your hand

and close your eyes.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Pick it up. Pick up the box.

Go, go, go, go.

I'm so excited. I love presents.

Don't you, boys and girls?

I wish it was my birthday every day.

I wish it was everyone's

birthday every day.

Then we can open

presents all year long.

Why don't we open this

one and see what we get?

Careful, careful.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- No.

Oh, my God.

The girls.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

- It's okay.

- Okay.

What the f*ck?

What? It's a key. It's a car key.

Please don't make me do this.

Please don't make me do this.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

I don't wanna do this.

Please don't make me do this.

I don't wanna open the box.

I don't wanna open the box.

Please. Please. Can we stop now?

Can we stop now, please?

Just stop. Please. Stop.

Okay, stop. Okay, stop. It's okay.

Stop.

Please stop.

Please stop. Please stop

Please stop.

Stop, please.

Leave a message at the

tone and we'll call you back.

- Thank you. Goodbye.

- Bye!

Now the king and the

queen best hurry.

They better solve the puzzle.

They only have ten minutes.

- Or the evil monster...

- Ten minutes?

- will gobble their daughters right up.

- What? What does he want?

Do you know the answer,

boys and girls?

- sh*t.

- What do you want?

Ten minutes. Ten minutes.

Ten minutes.

- Think, Tom! What do they want? Think!

- sh*t.

The card, the card, the card.

- What?

- Upstairs!

- Gobble their daughters right up.

- sh*t. sh*t.

- Do you know the answer, boys and girls?

- Hurry!

Have you been following along?

Grab your card.

Read the clue. Hurry.

Let's go. Let's go,

let's go, let's go.

- Emmy, let's go!

- I'm coming!

- Is he here?

- What was the address?

- Mockingbird. Mockingbird. Um...

- The address?

- What?

- 1805, Mockingbird.

Leave me a message and I will

call you back. Thank you.

Hey there, boys and girls. Guess who?

I'm glad you decided to join us this

morning. Hope you had a good time.

I know I did. What are you doing now?

Me and the rest of the boys

are going to go out and play.

Why don't you come, too?

You heard me.

Get up. Grab your mail

and come out and play.

It'll be fun.

Hey there, boys and girls. Guess who?

What are you doing now?

Me and the rest of the boys

are going to go out and play.

Why don't you come, too?

You heard me.

Get up. Grab your mail

and come out and play.

It'll be fun.

Come out and play. Come out and play.

Come out and play. Come out and play.

Come out and play. Come out and play.

Come out and play. Come out and play.

Come out and play. Come out and play.

Come out and play. Come out and play.

Come out and play.

Whoo-hoo! How's it going?

Beautiful day, huh?

Hey!

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

- Good evening, bakery lady.

- Yeah. Can I help you with something?

Yeah. I would like one of

your finest cakes, please.

Okay. Well, they're all fine.

Just pick one.

All right. Um, um, let's see.

Uh, white cake, red icing,

and then a word in the middle.

- Okay. What word you want?

- Surprise.

I don't know where we are.

I don't know where we are.

- I can't see anything.

- I can't see a g*dd*mn thing.

Move! Go! Move!

Honk your f*cking horn.

How much time do we have?

Like seven minutes.

We're good. We're okay.

- We're gonna be fine.

- Can you see?

- God damn it, Tom.

- What?

- You don't know where you're going.

- I'm going this way.

We're gonna turn...

We're gonna turn right up here.

- Watch out. There's a car right there.

- Well. I know, I know, I know!

This is right. This is right. Okay.

"Your presence is requested as the guest

of honor at 1805, Mockingbird Drive."

Wherever that is.

I don't know where this address is.

I am not a happy clown right now!

I am not a happy clown.

Okay. Great. Thanks!

"Our Father who art in heaven,

"hallowed be Thy name.

"Thy kingdom come.

"Thy will be done.

"On earth as it is in heaven.

"Give us this day our daily bread.

"And forgive us our trespasses as we

forgive those who trespass against us.

"And lead us not into temptation.

"But deliver us from evil.

"For Thine is the kingdom, and the

power, and the glory forever...

"...and ever.

"Amen."

All right. All right!

- sh*t. Oh, my God.

- What?

- There it is. There it is. There it is.

- Look. Look, look.

No, wait here, okay.

I want you to wait right here.

Okay. Hang on. Let me make

sure everything's okay.

- Be careful.

- I will. I will.

What is this place?

What the hell?

What the hell? Who's that?

Stay close.

Wait. Wait.

Creepy.

Megan?

Megan?

Hello?

Hello?

Is somebody there?

Oh!

Okay.

Just promise me that you guys

aren't just making fun of me.

Just please be real.

One clown cake delivery coming up.

- Tom! Tom!

- It's okay.

Let me help. It's okay. It's okay.

sh*t.

- Tom. Tom, where are you?

- Wait. Wait. Wait a second.

What was that? Oh, God.

That must be for me. Okay.

Amazing.

Oh, where do you

buy a billion balloons?

Help me. I'm a white blood cell.

Ah-ha. It's pathogens.

That must be the

beginning of the party.

- What's that?

- Come on.

Abby!

Mom, look at us!

Mom, look at us! Mom, look at us!

- Megan.

- Mom, look at us!

Hello?

Hello?

Who's there?

Is anybody there?

Oh, sh*t!

What do you want?

Stop.

- Girls!

- Can you hear us?

Honey!

Mommy and Daddy are here.

- Abby?

- Where are you?

Girls!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Tom!

- Shh. Shh.

- Who are you?

What do you want?

- Give us our girls back.

- Stay away from me.

- Stay away from me!

- Where are they?

We stopped filming. And we came here.

- And we did everything that you asked.

- What are you talking about?

Just please. Just give

us the girls back.

- Please.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- Yes, you do. Where are they?

- I don't know what you're talking about.

You took our girls.

- Now just release them, please.

- Please.

- They told me to come here.

- What?

I won a prize.

- I signed a waiver.

- Huh?

- Did you do this?

- No.

- No. No, of course not.

- No. Let's just put our g*ns down.

- Who did this?

- I don't know. We don't know.

We don't know. They have our babies.

19, 18, 17, 16...

- You're lying to me.

- What?

- No, put your g*n down.

- It could be you.

- Put your g*n down.

- You're lying to me.

- No!

- How did you get in here?

- Stay back!

- How did you get in here?

- Stay back! Don't do this!

- How did you get in?

- We came in the front door.

- They're not home.

- How did you get in here?

- We know...

Eleven, ten, nine...

- We know!

- They're not home!

- Back off! Back off!

- Don't f*cking lie to me!

Five, four, three...

- You're f*cking lying to me!

- Drop the g*n!

Just drop it! Drop the g*n!

One!

Did it work?

Are they dead?

Yeah.

Did you get the tapes?