[intense music]
[dripping]
[squelching]
[bird crowing]
[growling]
- In other news, reports of
two more young men gone missing
in the historic town of Royalton.
Authorities have been reluctant to link
the disappearance of Neil
Rockwell and Andrew Bailey
to other recent disappearances
in this small community.
Neil Rockwell and Andrew Bailey
were headed into the woods,
working on a documentary about the slaying
of local animals when
they were last heard from
earlier this week.
Authorities are combing
Royalton's extensive forest
and parks searching for
the local filmmakers
as well as two unnamed
men reported missing
in the same area just yesterday.
- [Drew] It's on, go ahead.
- Hello, my name is Neil Rockwell.
I am making this film to document
the recent activity of
pets of local citizens,
cats, dogs and even farm animals,
they're being butchered by--
[laughing]
- [Drew] I'm sorry, that's just...
[laughing]
- Shop that!
You're supposed to film, don't talk.
Start over.
Is that still on?
- No.
- Hello, my name's Neil Rockwell.
I'm documenting my investigation
of strange activity
that has been occurring in the
town of Royalton, New York.
From the information I have gathered,
there has been an abnormal
amount of domesticated animals
being butchered in the area.
I will document what I
find and hopefully be able
to single out what exactly
is doing the k*lling
so it can be brought to an end.
Got it?
- [Drew] We're doing
it for real that time?
- I swear to god, Drew.
- I'm just f*ck' with ya, dude.
So what are we doing?
- At the moment, we are
driving door to door
asking people if they
can share any information
for what's going on.
- Sounds like a plan.
- It is.
[knocking]
That on?
- Yep.
- We're about to do our first interview
with one of the people that live close by
to where the reports of the
attacks have been occurring.
Hello sir, I'm Neil Rockwell.
- Who's this?
- A camera?
- No sh*t.
- [Neil] Sorry sir, we're film students,
we're working on a school
project investigating the deaths
of domesticated animals in the area.
Just like to ask a few questions.
- Get the hell outta here.
I'm not answering any god damn questions.
Take your god damn camera with you.
[laughing]
- [Drew] Film students?
- They won't ask
questions if you say that.
What is it 10 AM, he's already drinking?
- [Drew] I think that was my uncle.
- Hopefully we'll have better
luck with the next one.
- I kinda liked that dude.
You know what, I aspire
to be like him one day.
- You're not far away.
- Thanks, dude.
[knocking]
- Yes?
- [Neil] Hello, ma'am,
my name's Neil Rockwell.
We're a couple of film students,
we're working on a school project.
We're investigating the deaths
of domesticated animals in the area.
If I could take a moment of your time
to ask you a few questions,
it could be very helpful
for us to try to put a stop
to this dreadful situation.
- Okay, come in.
Inside.
- Thank you.
Ma'am, could you just introduce yourself
to the camera, please?
- My name?
- Yes, please.
- My name is Melissa Walter.
- [Neil] Thank you, Miss Walter.
Now I'm sure you've heard some
of the rumors going around
about local residents'
pets being mauled by,
as of now, an unknown creature.
- It's not rumors.
[sniffling]
It happened to my little Princess.
[blowing nose]
I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
[blowing nose]
- A few nights ago I
took her outside to go pee,
I just opened the door,
I let her go outside,
like I always do and
then I heard her crying in the dark.
I went inside and got a flashlight.
[sobbing]
But when I got out there,
she was already gone.
I don't know, whatever it was
it like tore her to pieces.
I didn't see what it was but
whatever it was, it was like, must've been
some kind of an animal
that could do that to her.
Horrible.
- Thank you, Miss Walter.
I'm sure you must be devastated.
[sniffling]
- Yes.
- If you don't mind me asking,
how big was your dog?
- He was, I have a picture.
That was him.
- I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you again, I'm sure the
information you provided us
will be more than helpful
in preventing this
from happening to anyone else.
- I hope so.
- That chick was so do-able.
I could get into this film stuff for sure.
Do you think documentary
filmmakers ever get chicks though?
- Speaking with Miss
Walter was very helpful.
- That was a serious question.
- The information she gave us will give us
a good start on what to look for next.
We're gonna go check out
a place where I heard
the owner lost a bunch of
chickens to this alleged animal.
- The creature loves the c*ck.
- This is it, come on.
Okay, go ahead and introduce yourself
and tell the story for the camera, please.
- I'm Bryce.
Now whatever got into the coop
must've opened up the gate,
I always keep it closed.
- Get the latch.
Sorry, continue.
- Well, whatever it was, I don't know.
It came in here though
and k*lled a half a dozen of my chickens.
And it didn't tear open
the fence or anything
so I don't know how it came inside
without opening up the gate.
- [Drew] Unless you left it open.
- Could you see or hear anything unusual?
- Look, I was sound asleep,
I didn't see or hear
anything until the morning.
And there was just six chickens out here,
dead, torn to pieces.
And the gate was wide open.
- Thank you for your time, sir,
and allowing us on your property.
- I hope you find out
what k*lled my chickens.
- We'll be sure to let you know if we do.
- All right.
- Thank you again.
[food rattling]
[chickens clucking]
I'd say our first day was successful.
We obtained information from a few people
suggesting that an animal
is behind the killings.
We'll have to get our
gear ready for tomorrow
and see what else we can find.
- [Drew] Done.
Kristina, Kristina.
- What?
- [Drew] Just making sure
I don't forget your name.
♪ First time we were both little kids ♪
♪ Kissing and a hugging ♪
- So you guys, what, made movies?
- [Drew] Yeah, you might've
seen some of our stuff on TV.
- Like what?
- [Drew] Do you want another drink?
- I already have one.
- Oh yeah, cool.
♪ They all start to buzz ♪
- Is that camera on?
- [Drew] No way, I was actually just
making sure it's ready for tomorrow.
- Put it down.
We should go in the other room.
- All right.
[sighs]
It is quarter to why the f*ck am I up AM.
Luckily for me, Neil had
coffee waiting for me
when he woke me up from my slumber.
[sighs]
I'm just so hungover right now.
And I didn't get any sleep at
all, if you know what I mean.
But don't tell him that.
It's off the record.
Right now I think he's getting
his morning jerk off in,
maybe?
I'm not 100% sure but, yeah,
he's definitely jerking off.
Whatever he's doing in there
has nothing to do with me at all
so why he woke me up I have no idea.
Let's go check that out though.
- Hey buddy!
Good morning.
Someone tired?
- [Drew] So what do we have going on today
for this episode of Neil
Vs. the k*ller Coyotes?
- Well, I'm packing
some supplies for today.
Figure we'll do a bit more investigating,
try to find some more clues.
- [Drew] Perfect.
- You have someone over last night?
- [Drew] No.
- Thought I heard someone talking.
- [Drew] I was watching TV.
- And listening to the
radio at the same time?
- [Drew] Maybe that's
why I couldn't sleep.
- Right.
Well, moving forward,
I'll give you a breakdown
of what we've got going on here today.
Got my trusty camera here.
Photograph any footprints or items
we may want to document with stills.
This guy's our motion camera.
It can be set up just about
anywhere you choose to put it,
take photos of whatever
walks into its range.
- [Drew] So we'll get
some photos of Sasquatch.
- This is our secondary video camera,
it's the GoPro HERO2, this thing rocks,
you can mount it to just about anywhere.
Then I've got laptop,
snacks, first aid kit,
some more supplies to help
us out on our journey.
- [Drew] Such a dork.
- [Neil] We're just
gonna set this camera up
by the chicken coop.
If the animal comes back,
at least we'll get an idea
of what we're dealing with.
- Sure, do whatever you want.
I'll be inside if you need me.
- Thank you, sir.
- [Drew] I wonder how many other people
go through this much trouble
to catch a rabid wolf.
- What are you talking
about, this is great.
[sighs]
- [Drew] You know what people would watch?
Some of that Girls Gone Wild sh*t.
Let's get some chicks
to show us their boobies
instead of wasting all our
time on this monster hunting.
- Drew, with all the animals
getting mauled around here,
we could on to something really exciting.
- [Drew] Exciting to you
and maybe two other nerds
who would sit through a five-hour-long
made-for-Youtube documentary
about how to stop
rabid squirrels from k*lling poodles.
- Just wait 'til we set this
camera up and get footage
of something that's gonna
blow you away, dude.
[chuckling]
Let's investigate the area a little more.
I'd like to take a walk
around the woods a bit
then we can take the rest of
the night and tomorrow off.
- [Drew] All right.
[birds chirping]
Is that your searching face?
- Mm-hmm.
- Don't eat 'em.
Why?
Why, why, why?
I just wanna go home.
I just wanna go home.
This is so boring.
Get some.
Neil, this is what it's like.
Well, that was a productive day.
- It actually was, we'll
come back in a few days
and see if we actually got
anything on that camera.
- All right.
[phone ringing]
Oh, hold on.
I gotta take this.
Take this for me, take it, take it!
Hey, Rex, what's up?
[waves crashing]
This is where the as*h*le lives.
Let's see how hard it is to try
to convince him to let
me borrow something.
Morning.
- Good morning.
- [Drew] You mind if I borrow your kayaks?
- If I ever got anything back from you
I'd let you borrow my kayaks.
- [Drew] I'll bring you a case of beer
when I bring 'em back.
[chuckling]
- Yeah, I heard that before.
- That's what I thought you'd say, thanks.
My outstanding father-son
relationship ends up costing me
lots of money renting
things that he already owns.
[water splashing]
- I don't get it, man.
I don't understand why you have to waste
all this time with that guy.
- [Drew] I've known
Neil since we were kids.
- Neil.
Look, all I'm saying is,
look, you don't keep your
first bike when you're a kid.
You don't keep your first car.
You don't even keep your first girlfriend
so why are you wasting all this time
with these loser friends?
- [Drew] I think you're
jealous, that's what it is.
[laughing]
- Jealous.
I'm not.
- All right, well, it's sweet of you
and all, Rex, but he's
actually a pretty good guy.
And besides, if I wasted all my time
with g*ons like you,
I'd probably get myself
in even more trouble than I already do.
[laughing]
- I'll drink to that, buddy.
- [Drew] All right.
[birds chirping]
- So did you invite me over here
to spend time with me
or film me like a creep?
- [Drew] Sarah, a real cameraman
never puts his camera down.
- You really know how to impress a girl.
So what kind of movies
do you make anyways?
- [Drew] You ever seen
those spring break movies
where the girls all show their boobies?
- Yeah.
- That's totally us.
- Ew.
- [Drew] So what do you think?
You wanna maybe show me some skin?
- You are a creep.
- I'll turn the camera off!
- [Sarah] f*ck off slime ball!
- [Drew] Come on, don't
leave, I was only kidding!
Wait!
[scoffs]
Son of a b*tch.
[slurping]
This footage is going to earn me my Oscar.
[slurping]
Good morning!
- Good morning!
And a good morning it is indeed!
Are you pumped?
- [Drew] I've never been so
pumped in my entire life.
- That's what I like to hear.
Let's do this.
- Let's not do this.
- [Neil] We're just
gonna go grab the camera
and see if we got anything.
I'll give you a call later,
let you know what we find out.
Thanks again for the help.
- Don't mention it.
- When you see this, your
mind is gonna be blown.
- [Drew] Mind blown.
Ooh, a birdie!
- We probably could've
given it a few more days.
- [Drew] Days, months, maybe years.
You're still not gonna
find anything worthwhile.
- I think we need to do
some more interviews.
- [Drew] Yeah.
[knocking]
[kids chattering]
Could always try next door.
- I hate kids.
- [Drew] Geez.
- Are you getting that?
- Oh yeah.
[knocking]
[knocking]
- What do you want?
- Hello sir, my name's Neil Rockwell,
we're here investigating the deaths
of domesticated animals in the area.
Do you have a moment to talk to us?
- Investigating for who?
- We're film students, we're doing
a documentary piece for our class.
- Come on out back.
- He's gonna a*s r*pe us.
- Shh.
Could you introduce
yourself to the camera, sir?
- They say it's an animal.
Maybe they're right.
But they're not.
- [Drew] I love this guy.
- k*lled Roy, saw it do it.
Cops think I'm crazy.
Maybe I am.
- [Neil] Who was Roy?
- My dog, old boy.
Time was coming for him soon enough.
Comes for us all soon enough.
- [Neil] You say you saw it,
the animal that k*lled your dog?
- Ah, it wasn't just an animal.
Some kinda devil.
Almost looked like a
man but it wasn't a man.
Ah, I suppose it's always been out there.
Hiding in the shadows.
- [Neil] What has?
- Hey boys.
Now you come on inside now.
I'll tell you all about it.
- [Neil] Sure, thanks ma'am.
- It's Ester, darlin'.
Come on now.
[camera beeping]
- Oh, no thanks, I'll just
have an iced tea if you got it.
- Thank you, sweetheart.
- So.
Tell me about this thing you saw.
- I had an old friend,
lived on the reservation.
I'd drop in now and then, catch up.
Few drinks.
- He was a dear old friend to both of us.
- [Butch] He was all right.
- Used to tell this old folk tale
about this creature that
he called Ya-Yahk Osnuhsa.
Now if you translate that into
English it means Six Fingers.
Hmm.
It's an old story.
I think it dates way back even before
the Erie Canal was built.
It tells the story of a
creature that walked like a man
but looked
like an animal.
He had three fingers on each hand.
The legend says that this
creature used to attack
the homes of the settlers
in the middle of the night,
devouring their livestock
and destroying their crops.
Destroying a man's livelihood.
I don't know why, maybe the
creature was just trying
to force those people off its land.
And some of them did go.
But the ones that didn't,
well they had no food,
they soon began to starve.
And when they were at their weakest,
that creature would
finally come after them
and devour them the same
way that it had the animals.
I mean, babies and
children being torn apart,
eaten alive, parents
desperately trying to save them
but reaching the same end that they had.
Now a wise man once
confronted Ya-Yahk Osnuhsa
and begged it to stop the k*lling
and to leave the settlers in peace.
And that creature, it honored
that man for his bravery
because he was the only one that stood up
and showed courage, even
in his weakest moment.
So Six Fingers and that
wise man, they made a pact.
That creature promised to stop
the k*lling on two conditions,
that every spring
the people would stay away
from the creature's home
and that every spring without fail
they would make an offering
of livestock to the creature.
Hell, our old friend, he believed
every word of that story.
And he and his father
before him, well they would
never leave the land where
Ya-Yahk Osnuhsa lived,
but every spring, they'd
make that offering.
- [Neil] Can we talk to
this friend of yours?
- Oh darlin', he passed away last winter.
- Is that why Six Fingers is back?
Was there no one to make
the offering in the spring?
- Well, our old friend,
he only asked one thing of his sons,
that they keep with the promise
that the wise man had made
and they make the offerings.
I guess that they just
thought it was some old
superstitious legend that
their crazy old father told.
- [Neil] How can we stop Six Fingers?
Is it too late to make an offering?
- It lives deep in the woods.
The only way is to confront Six Fingers
and hope it's not too late.
- [Neil] Thank you so much
for sharing that story, ma'am.
- Don't play with the devil unless
you're not afraid to face Hell.
- That was so awesome.
We got something there for sure, man.
[laughing]
- You'll have to title this documentary
Native American Legends
As Told By Old Alcoholics.
You're right, we really
have something amazing.
- Drew, that was an incredible story.
That was cool enough just to hear,
let alone have it on tape!
- Please don't tell me
you're buying into this crap
about a six-fingered
walking, talking monster.
- My friend, you and I are going camping.
- Please, no.
- Please, yes!
- How much am I getting
paid to do this for you?
Oh wait, I'm not, so no!
- I'll bring beer.
- Okay, I'll do it.
- Geez, at least have some self control.
- What's that?
Never had it.
You're not really trying to change my mind
after convincing me to do this, are you?
- Beer?
- Sold.
- This is it, we're ready to go.
We'll be setting up camp
in the middle of the woods,
hopes to find more answers.
Maybe even we'll uncover the
mystery of a local legend.
Are you coming?
- No.
[birds chirping]
- We're going to try
looking out in these woods
further than we have been before.
Judging by what our
last interview had said,
if this creature does exist,
it lives further out in these woods.
Let's check it out.
[birds chirping]
- This is good, right here.
Hold this.
Give it back.
- Shut that off for a minute,
I need to go take a piss.
- [Drew] Sure you don't
want me to film that?
- Drew.
- You're right.
If any chicks saw that thing beforehand,
you'd never get laid.
[laughing]
- [Neil] Come get a look at this!
- [Drew] If it's infected, I
really don't wanna see it dude.
- [Neil] Seriously, stop being
an as*h*le and get over here!
Is this for real?
- [Drew] I don't even know what
I'm looking at, what is it?
- This is either a really good hoax
or they were telling the truth.
One,
two,
three.
We may have the first documented proof
that the creature known
as Ya-Yahk Osnuhsa,
translated to English meaning
Six Fingers, actually exists!
[growling]
- [Drew] What the f*ck was that?
Oh, sh*t,
f*ck!
- [Neil] Wait up, what are you doing?
Get back here and film this!
Come on, it could be right
on that hedgerow, let's go!
- [Drew] I'm not gonna die
to film your monster, dude!
You see the size of that print?
That thing's probably huge!
- Or it's somebody f*cking
with us right around the corner
and we're letting them get away!
- [Drew] All right!
- [Neil] Come on, we're missing it!
Holy sh*t, over there!
- [Drew] Oh my god!
- [Neil] Did you get that?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- Let me see!
[gasping]
I don't see anything.
- [Drew] Dude, I got more footage
than Monster Quest did in three seasons!
I am so getting work after this!
[gasping]
- We've just captured actual
footage of the creature.
There's still no telling whether
it's an elaborate hoax or if it's real.
But from what we've seen,
it sure has me convinced.
- [Drew] Jesus.
- I don't see any tracks.
Let's set up the motion
camera before it's too late.
[gasping]
- [Drew] So what have
we got going on here?
- As I mentioned before,
this is a motion camera.
I'll elaborate a little more, however.
You set it up wherever
you believe will be best
to capture your targeted objective
and choose your settings.
Once it's ready, anything that walks
in front of it is photographed.
After your desired amount of
time, generally a few days,
you then remove the
memory card and place it
in your computer to view
the digitally-taken photos.
- [Drew] So we'll have
eyes on this creature
when it thinks we're not around?
- Yes, hopefully we'll have some photos
of Six Fingers on here soon enough.
Starting to get late, let's set up camp.
- [Drew] Set up camp, what are you, crazy?
- No, we need to get more
proof that this is not a hoax.
- [Drew] Fine.
[crickets chirping]
This is where we're setting up camp.
'Bout a mile or so away from where
we set up the motion camera.
And out in the middle of nowhere.
Where nobody will ever find our bodies.
- Just start gathering wood
and I'll set up a fireplace.
- [Drew] Sure thing, boss.
[crickets chirping]
Did you hear that?
- Shh!
[growling]
- [Drew] There it is again!
- Are you filming?
- [Drew] Yeah, man, I think I got it.
- That's the noise we heard
when the bushes were moving earlier.
Six Fingers is still close by.
[growling]
- [Drew] You sure you don't want one?
- No, man, I'm enjoying myself just fine.
- [Drew] Suit yourself.
How long do you plan on
staying out here, anyway?
- Until we find it.
- [Drew] What if we've already seen
as much as we're going to see of it?
- I don't know.
[crickets chirping]
- [Drew] All I wanna know is
if you ever slept with Molly.
- I'm not playing this game.
- [Drew] You dated her
for two years, dude.
- It's none of your business.
Are you recording this?
- [Drew] Nah dude, I don't
wanna waste the space.
- Then why is the light on?
- [Drew] I just wanted
to see your pretty face.
All right, so say we
unveil this whole story,
we get some footage of the thing
and it gets k*lled or captured, whatever.
The fine town of Royalton can finally
let their dogs out to pee again at night,
maybe even put itself on the map.
I get a job as a cameraman on
some monster-seeking TV show,
soon become a world-renowned
cinematographer
who parties hard with
new b*tches every night.
Then eventually dies of substance abuse.
Now my question to you,
young Neil Rockwell,
is what are your hopes and aspirations
after this is all said and done?
What do you want out of life?
- I wanna see the world.
Want to be something bigger
than a small-time nobody
that works in a factory
until I'm old and gray.
I wanna live, man.
I don't wanna worry about
how I'm gonna pay the bills.
I don't wanna say I could've
or should've done anything.
I wanna be remembered for something.
Not just fade out of the history books,
only have my name on a
tombstone that reads,
"Here lies average Neil."
I wanna be more than
this.
- [Drew] That's deep.
Totally slept with Molly though.
I did.
- f*ck you, Drew!
- [Drew] You could've hit the camera!
It was after you dated her, dude.
[chuckling]
[crickets chirping]
[growling]
[gasping]
Neil!
Wake up, Neil!
[groaning]
Neil, it's out there!
[growling]
[crying]
Oh god, we're gonna die.
[roaring]
[Neil groaning]
f*ck!
Neil, wake up!
Neil!
Neil!
Wake up!
- What?
- It's out there!
- I don't hear anything.
You drank too much.
Go back to sleep.
- [Drew] Oh my god, it's right
out there, don't you hear it?
Neil.
sh*t!
I swear to god, it was
right outside the tent.
I even recorded it, it sounded
like it was right next to us.
- You should've gotten out and filmed it.
- [Drew] What are you, crazy?
That thing would've torn me into two.
- We still have no idea
if what we heard was true.
Have you seen my Pop-Tarts?
- [Drew] Maybe the monster got 'em?
- You're right, it came to
our campsite last night,
went through my bag, ate
my Pop-Tarts then left.
- [Drew] No, it was me, I'm sorry.
- The whole box?
- [Drew] I didn't get any sleep last night
and I get hungry when I'm
nervous so I ate them.
[sighs]
- Perfect.
- [Drew] So what's the plan now?
We'll give the motion camera
another day to collect pictures.
Let's head that way towards the ravine
and see if we can find anything.
- [Drew] All right.
[birds chirping]
- [Neil] Ah!
Come on.
Careful walking the
bridge with the camera.
- [Drew] I'm always careful.
[thudding]
One for the ladies.
Guys or whatever, I don't care.
[murmuring]
- Hey guys!
- Hey, what's up?
- [Neil] I'm Neil, this is Drew.
- Chris.
- Alan.
What's up with the camera,
you guys filming us?
- We're actually making a
documentary about the area,
mostly trying to solve
the mystery of the recent
slaughtering of domesticated
animals in the area.
- Wasn't me.
[laughing]
- [Neil] You guys mind if
we ask you a few questions?
- Nah, go ahead.
Wait, wait, is this gonna be on TV?
- [Neil] Have you personally
been affected by the events
that have been taking place involving
the recent spree of animal killings?
- No, I even don't have any pets.
- You know, my neighbor was asking me
if I've seen her cat, bro.
Totally been looking for it for days.
- [Neil] Have you noticed anything strange
going on in the area recently?
- You mean besides you guys?
[laughing]
- No man, nothing, just
same old boring nothingness
that always goes on around here.
- Come on, dude.
- Yeah, all right, man.
Yo, sorry man, hope you find
what you're looking for.
- We filmed the creature!
It was tall and hairy!
It's k*lling these animals!
[laughing]
- All right, buddy,
you have fun with that.
Yo, wait up, man.
- [Drew] Wow, way to sound
like a complete a*s hat.
- d*uche bags, come on.
[birds chirping]
[water rushing]
We didn't have any luck
walking the ravine.
I suppose it might be
too frequented by people
for the creature to want to go near it.
We'll head back to camp
and figure out a plan
for our next approach.
[screaming]
Over there!
[growling]
Oh sh*t, it's here.
- [Drew] f*ck me!
[growling]
- [Neil] Are you filming this?
- [Drew] It's looking right at us!
[roaring]
Oh my god, run!
f*ck, sh*t.
[crying]
This footage is amazing.
I think we have enough,
let's head back and show this to somebody.
- Did you hear the scream?
Somebody was out there!
- [Drew] So let's get the hell outta here
before something happens to us too.
- Let's just grab the SD card
out of the motion camera first
then we can head back.
- [Drew] Now we're talking,
wanna pack up the campsite?
- Screw it, we might need
to come back out here.
Let's not waste any time.
- [Drew] Good deal.
- [Neil] Here it goes.
- [Drew] Holy sh*t!
- [Neil] Oh wow!
- [Drew] We got it!
- [Neil] We need to show
these to the authorities.
This is proof that Ya-Yahk Osnuhsa exists!
- [Drew] What are the cops
gonna do when they look at that?
Send this sh*t to Destination
Truth or something.
We need to go viral with it
before it gets covered up.
- All right, I'll send
out a few e-mails first
then we can head to the
police station to report it.
- [Drew] Just send out a couple pictures,
nobody gets footage until
we get some serious cash.
- Deal, I'll put the
pictures on the flash drive
and take 'em to the station tomorrow.
We don't show this to
anyone else though, okay?
We don't need anyone
else stealing our footage
and claiming it's theirs.
- [Drew] Good deal.
- [Rex] Drew, how do you,
oh never mind, I got it.
[kissing]
What is going on, ladies?
Hello, hello, welcome.
Nice to see everybody tonight.
How you doing, guys?
What's up, my man?
- Oh my god!
[laughing]
- I would so totally screw him.
- [Rex] Hi, I'm Rex, let's have sex.
- No.
- Yuck.
- Whatever.
- That was a good one, bro.
- Check out the claws on that thing.
- God, it's so scary.
- Yeah.
I showed it to this guy
from this network television
broadcast company he's like,
he offered me like big bucks for it.
So we're gonna be like
filthy rich by tomorrow.
- That's awesome.
- I mean, would I lie to you?
[stammering]
Like seriously.
- So do you have a girlfriend?
- Actually, no, I don't, Rex!
Put that down, dude!
- Sorry, geez.
- Seriously.
[laughing]
- [Drew] Can I get you another drink?
- Shot?
- Dude, over here!
That's it.
f*ck this guy.
- What are you--
- Get over here, nobody f*ck with me!
[laughing]
- Did I f*ck with you?
- Get these off.
[groaning]
- Over the top.
[groaning]
Now can we have sex?
[laughing]
- [Drew] Bruce!
- What's up?
- Bruce!
[yelling]
[murmuring]
- He's behind you.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- That's my friend Drew over there.
He's got a camera.
- Hi Drew.
- [Drew] Hi.
- You like it shaken or stirred?
[laughing]
- What does that mean?
- Martini, of course.
- Oh doggie, come here, come here doggie.
Oh doggie.
- [Rex] You can't have sex with that girl.
Why don't you like me,
what did I do to you?
- Because look at your face.
[laughing]
- She doesn't mean that.
- Yes I do.
- Right, Drew?
- She meant it.
- Nah.
- Shut up, Megan!
[laughing]
- [Woman] I wanna give
you a big, veiny f*ck.
[laughing]
- Say cheese!
- Here, you wanna go?
I think we need more dicks.
- [Megan] Definitely more dicks.
[laughing]
- All I'm saying is keep the camera here
if you're gonna go out binge
drinking the night before.
This is too important for
you to f*ck it all up.
- [Drew] Relax, dude, I
backed up all the footage
to the laptop, it's safe.
- Where'd you even go last night?
You didn't show anyone
the footage, did you?
- [Drew] I went home, I just
wanted to sleep in my own bed.
- Bullshit, you still
smell like a liquor store.
- [Drew] I had a few drinks
before I went to sleep,
no big deal.
[sighs]
- [Neil] Turn that damn thing off.
- [Drew] Why, I like making
you look like an as*h*le.
- I already got a response
to the pictures I sent.
They're asking for hard physical evidence,
more details including the
time and place and contact
information for any more
witnesses that saw the creature.
- [Drew] Don't give them too much without
any check signed beforehand.
- They said if they get that
information and it looks legit,
they'll send their team here
and have us on their show dude.
We're talking network
television covering our story.
- [Drew] So I take it we're
not going to the police then?
- Screw that, they'll
think we're nuts anyway.
Let's get back out there and try to find
some stool samples or hair follicles,
any kind of physical evidence
this thing left behind.
At the very least we'll have pictures
of the footprints to send in.
I'd like to get more proof though.
- [Drew] You're nuts dude,
this should be enough.
- The more we bring to the
table, the bigger the paycheck!
- [Drew] I know I'm gonna regret this.
[birds chirping]
Beetle orgy.
- We're headed back to the campsite now,
we'll be swapping the SD card out of
the motion camera again
and looking around the area
for some more physical
evidence of Six Fingers.
What is it?
- [Drew] False alarm.
Ugh!
What is that smell?
- I'm not sure.
Smells like something died around here.
Let's get a fire going and see
if the smoke can nullify the smell.
[sniffing]
Seriously, I think it's
coming from inside the tent.
Come closer.
- [Drew] God, smells like blood.
[gagging]
[vomiting]
Oh!
Ugh!
Oh f*ck!
Didn't that d*uche bag from
yesterday have that shirt on?
- What?
- [Drew] Those guys that we
interviewed at the ravine,
I think that's them.
- No way.
Wait.
Remember when we'd just left the ravine
and saw the creature?
- Of course I rem--
- No, no, no!
Remember the scream we
heard just before we saw it?
- [Drew] Yeah.
- It must've k*lled them right then!
- [Drew] Why the f*ck would it bring
the corpses back to our tent?
- It's f*cking with us, Drew.
The woman who told us the story.
She made it sound like it was more evolved
than an ordinary animal.
It knows what we're doing and
it's trying to f*ck with us!
- [Drew] Holy sh*t, let's
call the cops, then.
Oh sh*t!
[roaring]
Run!
f*ck.
Why isn't it chasing us?
- I don't know!
[gasping]
It's back, over there!
- [Drew] What is it carrying?
What the f*ck is that?
[screaming]
[roaring]
Oh sh*t!
Wait for me!
- What's it doing?
- [Drew] It's watching us.
Why isn't it attacking?
- I don't know.
- [Drew] Well, let's get outta here,
which way towards the road?
- We'd have to go towards him.
- [Drew] f*ck that!
Where are we gonna end up
if we go the opposite way?
- I'm not sure,
but the further we get away
from that thing, the better.
[roaring]
- [Drew] f*ck!
[roaring]
[groaning]
- [Neil] Come on!
- [Drew] Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- What?
- [Drew] I don't see it anymore.
[roaring]
f*ck, do you hear that?
Oh sh*t!
Which way is the campsite?
- I don't know, I got all turned around.
- [Drew] sh*t!
- [Neil] No.
sh*t!
- f*ck!
- f*ck!
- [Drew] Back there!
My god, right there, run!
[roaring]
What the hell are we gonna do now?
[gasping]
- I'm not sure.
We're lost.
Nothing looks familiar.
- [Drew] f*ck!
What the hell are we gonna do?
How are we gonna get home?
- I have no idea!
[roaring]
- [Drew] sh*t!
f*ck.
[crickets chirping]
[growling]
- Do you see it anymore?
- [Drew] I can't see
anything, it's too dark.
- We've been stalked by Six
Fingers for the past few hours.
For some reason, even though it's k*lled
the other two hikers,
it's not attacking us.
I have no idea what it wants from us.
It's pushed us deeper into the
woods throughout the night.
We're completely lost at this point.
[twigs snapping]
I think it's still out
there in the darkness.
[roaring]
[crickets chirping]
- [Drew] Don't fall asleep!
- I'm not.
[gasping]
- [Drew] It's watching us, I can feel it.
- I just wanna go home.
This was such a stupid idea.
- [Drew] I told you this was
a stupid idea from the start!
- I'm sorry, okay?
I didn't force you to
come out here with me,
you chose to come.
So don't blame me for you being here!
- [Drew] Don't blame you?
I wouldn't be out here
if it wasn't for you.
- I don't wanna argue, it's
not gonna change anything.
[gasping]
The sun should be up soon.
We'll start walking when we can see again.
[gasping]
- [Drew] Hey as*h*le, f*ck you!
- [Neil] What do you want from us?
We didn't do anything!
- [Drew] Screw this, if
it wanted to k*ll us,
it would've done something by now.
Let's just go back that way.
- For your track record of horrible ideas,
that might be the worst I've heard.
- [Drew] f*ck it, I'm going.
Hey as*h*le, I'm going home.
Stay.
Stay,
sit.
Good boy.
[roaring]
sh*t!
What the hell is it doing?
- Let's keep walking.
- [Drew] f*ck this guy!
- Which way is north?
- [Drew] You should've
brought your compass.
- Is your phone working?
- [Drew] Nah, it died
before I hit panic mode.
What happened to yours?
- I dropped it when I was
trying to call the police.
- [Drew] You are as
dumb as sh*t sometimes.
- f*ck you!
- [Drew] Well at least I brought
a lot of camera batteries.
- [Neil] Why are you even recording this?
- [Drew] I'm documenting
what's happening to us.
You're the documentary filmmaker,
isn't that what you wanted?
- It's pointless.
- Pointless?
If we get out of this alive it's gonna be
one hell of a story.
- If.
- [Drew] Aw man, I am so hungry.
- [Neil] So am I.
- [Drew] Yo, Six Wieners,
share some of that grub, bro!
[growling]
I think he just told me to suck it.
- I would eat anything
right now if I had to.
- [Drew] Tell me about it.
Mr. Filmmaker.
Could you give us an update of
what's going on here, please?
For the viewers at home, of course, mate!
- Well, we've been stalked
by Six Fingers for,
I don't know how long.
We haven't slept or
eaten in over 24 hours.
We're lost in the middle of the woods
with no sense of direction
or survival skills.
Or to put it lightly, totally f*cked.
- [Drew] I blame my parents for raising me
on Nintendo and TV.
We didn't even get the Discovery Channel.
- I thought you were a fan
of those monster shows.
- [Drew] ill*gal torrents.
Off the record though, of course.
Eh, doesn't matter,
some as*h*le's probably
gonna download this after
we're done with it anyways.
I would.
- Didn't we already walk
through this area once?
- [Drew] Do you think we could mount
a GoPro on that thing's head?
Wouldn't that be sick?
Just like a whole TV
series in monster vision?
- Is everything a joke to you?
Do you even realize what's going on here?
The thing is starving us,
just like in the story.
It's making us weak so it can k*ll us.
It's playing with us, Drew.
- [Drew] I stopped caring a while ago.
I am done with this bullshit!
Besides, if what you're saying is true,
then let's go fight the f*ck before
we don't have the strength to!
- I already don't have the strength to.
- [Drew] That is so like you!
- What the hell is that supposed to mean?
- [Drew] Ever since we
were kids whenever push
came to shove, I was always in the fight
while you watched from the sidelines!
- I don't get into
fights that aren't mine!
- [Drew] I'm sorry, but
defending your friends
is your fight!
- Not when you're the as*h*le
starting them to begin with!
- [Drew] You are a p*ssy, Neil, admit it.
Admit it, I'll go kick the
thing in the nuts right now!
- f*ck you, Drew, you
self-righteous piece of sh*t!
We wouldn't stand a chance
against that thing anyway!
- [Drew] You wouldn't stand a
chance because you're a p*nsy!
- Fine, you wanna be a tough guy?
Go show how manly you are.
Go fight that thing.
Go ahead and do it!
- You're coming with me!
- Fine, give me a weapon!
- [Drew] You wanna fight, mother f*ck?
I'll give you a fight.
[yelling]
Son of a...
Get back and fight me, you son of a b*tch!
Fight me!
Hang in there buddy, you're gonna be okay.
I'm so sorry about those things,
I didn't mean any of it, I swear to god,
Neil, I didn't mean it.
[gasping]
God, no.
f*ck.
[gasping]
sh*t.
What the f*ck?
[crying]
[crickets chirping]
It's watching.
[roaring]
Where did you go?
My name is Andrew Bailey.
And if you're watching this footage,
I am very likely dead.
I am not a good person by any means.
And I've been a bad
friend to the one person
who would've done anything for me.
[crying softly]
Neil is dead and it's all my fault.
I tried to make him fight the monster
and he died for nothing.
[crying]
The last thing I did was
hurt him with my words.
All I ever do is hurt people.
[crying]
I am a selfish, horrible human being
and I should've died in his place.
I haven't eaten or slept in days.
And I am so lost and alone.
[crying]
The creature, Ya-Yahk, I
don't f*cking know its name.
It's been following me.
It's out there watching me.
[sniffling]
I haven't seen it since it attacked Neil.
But I can feel it out there.
I think it wants me to starve.
It wants me to suffer.
I just wanna go home.
[crickets chirping]
[growling]
You son of a b*tch!
[roaring]
f*ck!
[growling]
sh*t!
f*ck.
Please, somebody help me!
[leaves rustling]
Not again.
It's you.
- Where's your friend?
- [Drew] He's dead.
The creature k*lled him,
that your wife was telling us about.
- Okay, okay, you come with me.
- [Drew] I haven't eaten
anything or slept in days.
- Just follow me, it'll be all over soon.
- [Drew] Thank you.
Sorry, I forgot your name.
- [Butch] I didn't tell you.
- [Drew] My name's Andrew.
- Do you want to get back or chit chat?
Butch, it's Butch.
Can we go now?
- [Drew] Sorry.
Just wanted to know the name
of the person who rescued me.
- [Butch] Ain't no rescue, boy.
- What was that?
- I said let's go.
- Are we close?
- We're close.
- [Drew] That thing had
k*lled two other hikers.
Guys that weren't any older than me.
- And your friend the filmmaker?
- Yeah.
- Three altogether?
- [Drew] Yes, it's been
taunting me for days.
I just don't understand why
it hasn't k*lled me yet.
- It's all part of his game.
[roaring]
- [Drew] It's coming!
- That's impossible.
I did what it told me.
- [Drew] What, what are you talking about?
- It only wanted two of them.
- Two of what?
- It wants you.
- What the f*ck are you doing?
- You brought this upon yourself,
you undeserving children
with no conscience.
You will be judged by your actions
because you didn't listen to
the rules set by your elders.
Hah, your generation brought this back
because you did not live by
the code your ancestors did.
That and your foolish
existence on this Earth.
An existence you don't deserve.
- [Drew] You're insane!
[grunting]
[groaning]
- You told me you would end this
if I sent you two of them.
He tells me you've already k*lled three.
Three of them!
I promised I would send
them to you and I did.
But you went back on your word.
Okay.
Okay.
I will deliver the offerings again.
Just like they always have been.
But you, you go back
to where you came from
and leave me the hell alone!
[growling]
[roaring]
[groaning]
[yelling]
[groaning]
[blood spurting]
[gasping]
[intense music]
- In devastating news today,
the remains of Royalton locals
Chris Dawson, Alan Baxter
and Neil Rockwell have been
discovered by authorities.
The coroner reports the
young men were mauled
by what appears to be a rogue bear.
Still no leads on the
disappearance of Andrew Bailey.
Bailey had been working with Rockwell
on a documentary film when
first reported missing.
Investigators fear the worst for Bailey.
The families are hopeful that authorities
will recover Bailey's camera equipment,
which may hold clues as to what
these young men ran into in the woods.
- That thing on?
Hi, I'm Rex.
What's up?
So...
I don't really know Neil too well,
he and Drew were tight
but we weren't friends
or anything like that,
I mean, this guy was a dork.
Never wanted to party or anything.
But Drew and I were like best friends.
So I sure hope he's okay.
[phone vibrating]
Sorry.
So Drew was showing this chick a picture
at a sick party that I threw.
But he wouldn't show it to me
and I overheard him telling
her that it was Bigfoot.
Or Chupacabra or something.
It's probably the sh*t
that k*lled those guys.
[chuckling]
Drew's probably just lost
in the woods somewhere,
I mean, he's probably
drunk somewhere, huh?
- My son Andrew's always
been kinda reckless.
He's disappeared before for days,
but he comes back every time.
I just have to believe he's
out there, and he's okay.
If he'd listen to anything
I ever taught him,
he'd know how to survive
out there for weeks.
He's lost.
He's trying to find his way back home.
- How do I look, do I look okay?
Okay.
So Drew, yeah, I knew Drew.
I was actually in one of his movies,
he was filming me once.
We hung out, he was such a nice guy.
I just can't believe he's gone.
What happened to him?
It doesn't matter.
Must be a sad story.
I can't believe he's gone though.
Such a nice guy.
- They seemed like such nice boys.
And I know that they was just trying
to figure out whatever it was that was
k*lling the folks' animals around here.
Well I guess they found
what they was looking for.
- Well, those woods are part of nature.
If you don't respect that fact,
you'll only find yourself
in a whole world of trouble.
I can only hope for the
best for that poor boy
that's still missing.
[sighs]
[ominous music]
- Yes, I am very sad to
hear about Neil and Drew.
They were very nice boys.
They cared deeply about
the neighborhood pets
which we all appreciated, so,
we'll all miss them very much.
But their sacrifice is completely worth it
because all of the
neighborhood pets are now safe
now that the creature has, does
have an appetite for humans,
it makes it much safer world for the pets.
And they're helpless, so I
think that that's a good thing
and they would be happy.
They would be very proud to know
that they made a sacrifice
that was worth it.
Just to show you,
I had lost my original Princess,
but this is Princess 2.
Good girl.
And this one's named after Neil.
And this one's Drew.
And this one's Bob.
[laughing]
Hey Bob, hi Bob.
And we're a happy family
thanks to the documentary
filmmakers who lost their
lives to the creature.
So we all wanna say thank you guys.
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