Lost Episode, The (2012)

[bunniefuu]

Kyle!

Kyle McCormick!

What are you doing here?

I was...

Can you put that flashlight

down, please?

Thank you.

You know,

this is private property.

I'm looking for my son, Kyle.

He came here with you?

No.

- Boys from school--

- They dared him.

Lady, you would not believe

how many kids

I've had to run off ever since

America's Most Haunted was here.

But we've collected

nearly $200,000

in trespassing fines

just from the last year.

- My son is not a trespasser.

- Mm-hmm.

-How old is he?

-Fifteen.

Uh, he's probably out

just joyriding with his friends.

They're probably

mooning some takeout window

at the local

burger joint by now.

Why don't you go home?

He'll turn up.

They don't always, do they?

- What do you mean?

- You know what I mean.

Kids, teenagers,

they run away from home.

Boys, especially.

Heck, they were doing that

ever since I was in high school.

But more of them disappear

after coming here, don't they?

Well, we don't keep records

on that sort of thing.

Sheriff, please. Look around.

I don't have to see it

on TV to know...

there's something wrong

about this place.

That place?

People got hurt here,

people died here.

You don't believe

what people say about...

the ghosts of the dead.

I don't believe in ghosts,

I don't believe in poltergeists,

I don't believe

in shadow people.

What do you believe in?

I believe in evil.

And Pennhurst is evil.

All right. Look.

I'll look for him.

What's he wearing?

His red letterman's jacket.

He was so proud to get his

letter in JV track.

- Red letterman jacket?

- With white sleeves.

Okay. Got it.

With white sleeves.

Why don't you go on home?

I'll look for him.

All right.

Thank you.

Son of a b*tch.

Kyle!

Kyle! Kyle!

Let's go, son.

Kyle, your mom's

worried about you.

She wants you to come home.

All right, son,

you're trespassing.

I hear you, son.

Kyle. All right.

Stop crying, son.

I'm not gonna do it.

No!

Guys, it's not much further.

You said it was,

like, two minutes.

We walk this f*cking

many steps every day at school.

All right, guys,

we're almost there.

- Are you taking us--

- Oh, yeah, really?

You're alive, guys!

Wouldn't offer you up

for sacrifice if you were dead,

so I'm gonna make sure

you get there alive.

f*cking k*ll you

if we don't make it, dude.

Really, save us.

I don't trust you to protect me.

Yeah, really?

Tour guide, Vincent, thank you.

Will you wait up?

What's the f*cking rush?

Wouldn't wanna miss

the haunted insane alyssum.

You don't believe me?

This sh*t's the real deal,

they're filming, uh,

some TV show here.

Haunted America?

Ghost Finders,

the one on the Syfy Channel.

And that's cool because...

That's not the point, Jen.

The point is,

this is Pennhurst.

Eighty acres of...

f*cked-up haunted

mental institution.

Sorry, Dad, but...

Chris, they'll take you.

Don't let them take me, Dad.

I'm sorry.

It's time, Chris.

Don't let them take me.

Don't let them take me.

Dad! Dad!

Don't touch me!

Don't touch me!

Dad! Dad! Dad!

Looks like a tough one.

Give him a sedative.

Don't worry, we'll break him.

Seriously?

Why the hell are we here?

They're turning this place

into a theme park or something.

-Haunted theme park?

-Yeah, whatever.

Look, the point is,

that after this,

it's gonna be impossible for us

to sneak in here.

-So let's go?

-Let's do it.

-Let's go?

-Let's go.

- Haunted theme park.

- Ooh.

This guy is busy at work,

right here.

I don't know what the hell

he's doing.

Working himself to the bone.

Ooh, Jake!

- Oh, showers.

- Showers, there you go.

Haunted day spa.

- There you go, Jasmine.

- Shut up.

And, of course, the food court.

Oh, there we go.

If you care

for some late refreshments.

Fine dining up in here.

Your choice of white food,

grey food, or orange food.

Hi, Grandpa,

how are you doing?

Yes, so this is my grandpa.

That's great,

they're scared.

-Seriously?

-That's not funny.

f*ck you, Jake!

Ooh!

- Why did you that?

- Stop it.

Good sh*t, man.

- Awesome. So good.

- Stop.

- That's really not funny.

- Ow!

Look at this stuff.

Harrowing conditions.

I can't understand why

they needed hospitals like this.

People didn't understand

mental illness back then,

just because they thought

it was all about Satan

and demonic possession

and sh*t like that.

So, they were

gonna t*rture them straight?

- Whoa!

- What is it?

Now, 1683 they were still...

Bullshit!

I mean, the state

kinda wanted to be exclusive

on freaky puritan behavior.

The governor, William Penn,

actually sat on a trial

as one of the judges.

Now, these two Swedish immigrant

women were--

That's ancient history,

why do you even wanna know

sh*t like that?

Vincent's going to college.

Not community college,

but real-life four-year college.

I'm impressed.

-Really?

-No.

College is a waste of money.

Vincent, you

spelled "f*ck" wrong.

I meant to do that.

Does this get any better?

Yeah, when the ghosts come out.

This is lame,

it's just an empty building.

No way. You don't know

what happened here?

What?

A whole TV show film crew

disappeared here last year.

I never heard that.

Well, no one did,

but it's true.

My dad has a friend

in the police force.

Who were they?

They were from that show

with the psychic chick,

- the one on channel nine.

- I love that channel.

Um, they have that show

with the guy who eats bugs

in foreign countries,

but I never understood

why they had

ghost shows on there.

Yeah. That's not the point.

The point is they came here

to sh**t a segment...

and they were never

heard from again.

Hey, listen, if we don't get

these shots and nail this,

somebody's gonna

have my ba*ls, okay?

I'm not going down alone,

I'll tell you that.

Oh, man,

this is real Deliverance

territory, right here.

Oh, good,

you'll fit right in, then.

Any chance Matilda loves us

enough to spring

- for a decent meal for a change?

- Ya got a pretty mouth.

Yeah, right.

She wants you hungry.

Makes you work harder.

Uh-huh. Making you hungry

makes you faint.

Yeah, that's such crap.

But how could Bruce Willis

not have known he was a ghost?

-I mean...

-He was dead.

You're not thinking

straight when you're dead.

And didn't he think it was weird

that he didn't have to pee?

Well, he didn't drink anything

after his death,

so maybe he figured out

that was why.

What about sleeping? Didn't

he notice he never got tired?

- Oh, yeah, good point.

- Yeah.

-What was that?

-What happened?

Holy sh*t,

did I just hit something?

No, you didn't.

-The f*ck was that?

-Did not sound good.

You want me to throw it

in the back?

- How are you?

- Hello?

I'm standing in front

of the abandoned

state mental hospital

known as Pennhurst.

- And let me tell you...

- I can't hear you.

...as you can see,

it is eerie.

I know. I know. I know.

Pennhurst served as the clearing

house of the mentally ill

and unfortunately

the hunting grounds

of the a*usive attendants.

And now,

according to local legend,

these grounds

are riddled with the ghosts

of the violent past.

- Damn! I'm good. All right.

- Yeah. It was good.

All right, three...

Donuts? Bags? Anyone?

The ghosts

have a truly violent past.

m*therf*cker!

- Wow, yeah.

- Okay. Just keep it going.

Do you think

you nailed that?

- Shh. In three, two, one.

- Yup.

So, I'm gonna try to get

a reading now

- and see if I can feel anything.

- Oh, my God.

- Nothing.

- Really?

I'm not picking up any...

Badger, please don't talk.

Damn it, man. Come on!

That was--

You're blowing take after take

and I did the trance

and everything. Scott!

You think

you did the trance?

Shut up!

Scott, can I talk to you?

- Donuts?

- Do you need help?

Oh!

You're the caretaker?

I'm Willard.

We're supposed to check in

with you when we got here.

-We're here.

-Okay.

You live around here?

I used to.

Uh, do you-- Do you

know Pennhurst pretty well?

Yes.

You think

you could show us around?

It would be better if you left.

Scott, I thought

this was all arranged,

this was all cleared.

What's going on,

who's this?

It would be better if you left.

Are you saying we have to leave?

It's up to you.

All right.

Let's do a walkthrough, guys.

When I'm talking, don't talk.

- Guys, come on!

- Huh?

- Let's do a walkthrough.

- Oh, okay.

Scott, I wish

you would not tell him.

-I wish you would not tell him.

-Cameras, enough.

Then Matilda's considering

letting do stuff--

Yeah. Just no.

-Because all he does is...

-You are doing great.

-You are doing great.

-I know I'm doing great.

Where the hell is Elden?

He thinks the bathroom

still works, I don't know.

Pennhurst State School

and Hospital

sits on 115 acres of land.

It's composed of 17

different buildings,

all of which are connected

through a series

of underground tunnels.

Oh, awesome.

Where are those?

I'm not sure.

The building we're in now

was referred to as Building A.

This must've been the day room.

We're in what was known as Q1,

back when it was in use.

Marginally Ret*rded

low-maintenance patients

spent their days in here.

Ah. You must feel right

at home there, Badger.

No, she said Q1

was for marginally Ret*rded.

I don't think Badger

would've made the cut.

Okay, next.

You guys are hilarious,

you know.

Pennhurst had a staff

of doctors

including surgeons and dentists.

Watch your step.

So this is maybe some sort

of operating room or--

They were at the forefront

of cutting-edge

medical treatments

like sterilization or...

pulling the teeth

of patients who might bite.

- Ooh.

- That's nasty.

I think one of you girls

should show your boobs,

maybe we'll see

some ghosts down here.

- You know what--

- All right!

- Moving along.

- Disgusting!

- What did I miss?

- Nothing, at all.

Okay.

Where's Megan?

Megan!

Coming.

What is this?

It's popular with the rats.

Oh, look at this.

- It this remodeled?

- This is the cafeteria.

Okay. Yum.

Everyone ate as a group,

patients, attendants, doctors.

Doesn't look so bad.

I mean, lots of room,

plenty of light.

Just wait.

Okay. Let's get out of here.

Wait, let's see

what's on the menu.

Yeah, if they're serving chili,

-I'll definitely stay.

-Follow me, watch your steps.

I had a house

on the Jersey Shore like this.

Any guesses on what this is?

Oh, the attitude

readjustment room?

Sort of.

It's actually

the electroshock therapy room.

Ooh, kinky.

At the time

they started using it,

it was considered

cutting edge therapy.

Look at this.

I got to get me one of these.

It's beautiful, yeah.

Huh?

- Whoa!

- Dude, dude!

- Whoa!

- Okay! Really?

- Sorry, I had to.

- Oh, I like that. Nice try.

-I tried.

-All right.

Okay. Next room.

Watch your football game in

here, you don't have to move.

This is one of the dorms.

So they kept them

all in the same rooms?

Not everyone, but some.

They had to.

The facility was designed

to accommodate 800 patients.

At its peak, it held 2,500

and they never had enough staff.

So, they grouped

a lot of them together.

What is that?

That must be the crib.

I saw it on a documentary.

Some of the patients

were essentially

babies in adult bodies,

so they put them

in a giant crib.

Oh, man, it looks like

they kept them there.

Many patients spent their entire

lives at Pennhurst.

From childhood

until they died of old age.

That's a lot of Depend.

Right.

Thanks a lot.

I think they should

be called Definitely.

Oh, yeah!

Definitely, that's good.

-Yeah.

-And why do you have a coupon?

If you're sh1tting yourself,

who cares about the $3?

You got to pay $1,100 apiece

if you have to.

Pay close attention

to this one, Elden.

Because this is where

they would end up.

- Picking anything up?

- Not a thing!

Nothing, man?

-I'm shocked. Yeah.

-The morgue!

Yup! I believe they also did

autopsies in here, too.

- Oh, yeah.

- Look at this.

Oh, this is great.

-Don't touch that!

-I'm just getting a reading.

Take a peek in here.

Yeah. We can get a camera

in there, right?

Yeah, sure.

Nice, though.

One-stop ret*rd shopping.

Oh, Badger, you might not wanna

let them hear you say that,

because you could end up in here

at some point.

Whoa!

sh*t!

Sorry. Come on, guys!

Next room.

What the hell's

the matter with you?

-Crazy.

-Right?

This is Building B,

where the more severely

handicapped were kept.

What's more

severely handicapped?

- Vegetables!

- Essentially. Invalids.

People who just

couldn't function

on the most basic level

in society.

So, they just

warehouse them in here.

Yup. I mean,

what are you gonna do?

-You have to live somewhere.

-You left out some parts.

Jesus, Willard!

sh*t!

sh*t!

Pennhurst started out

as a good idea,

yet quickly spiraled downward

into a nightmare of...

Of intimidation.

There's beatings, r*pes,

and castrations...

and experimental psychotropics,

and medicinal

and psychological abuse.

And if you weren't useful

to them as--

As sl*ve labor to help

make the clothes

they sold at a profit

to the local businessmen,

well, then there was always

medical experimentation...

and lobotomies.

Hey! Who the hell

are you, anyway?

He's the caretaker.

Willard, thank you

for the history lesson here,

but we're trying to work.

Do you need

something specific

or are you just gonna

keep freaking us out?

Whoa! Whoa!

Holy sh*t! Look at this, guys!

-Yes! I got something!

-What you got over there?

Hold on a sec, let me see

if I can get a reading.

No, nada. Yeah.

You must've damaged

the equipment, Badger.

- No, no, no.

- There's nothing here.

I'm serious. You must've

dropped it or something.

-We're wasting our time.

-Wait. Shh, you guys.

What?

Did you hear that?

What the f*ck was that?

Anybody got a video camera?

Guys! Guys, get over here,

you got to see this!

Look at this.

Right behind that wall.

There's a shape.

You see that?

That was amazing!

Oh, my goodness!

- Really?

Okay. So, do we always

find ghosts that fast?

- Never. Never during the day.

- No.

Okay. Jesse and I

are gonna take building B.

Sarah, Badger, Elden,

you guys are Building A.

- All right. What's our coverage?

- Full.

Wireless cams, EVPs,

thermals, EMFs,

motion-activated still cams.

I really want

this place covered.

Everything will feed back

into the production van,

and Scott

will be on the monitors

and acting as quarterback

on this one.

I think we really

have a shot here, guys.

-Don't f*ck this up.

-Oh, thanks for the confidence.

I'm serious, Badger.

I think this is the real deal,

which means real ghosts.

So, you know the drill.

Don't challenge them,

don't aggravate them,

show them respect.

We're here as researchers.

Actually we're here as

researchers with shitty ratings.

So, let's stir up the pot

a little bit?

Did you not see

what I saw in there?

I don't think

we have to stir this pot at all.

It's not too late to leave.

Willard, if you're

gonna call the cops, do it.

If not,

please get out of our way.

I'm trying to help.

Are we ready?

Charged up, extra batteries?

- Ready.

- Charged.

- Let's go.

- Okay.

Elden, come on!

- Over there?

- Yes.

Wait, so you're saying that

they went hunting for ghosts

during the day?

What a rip!

Well, I mean,

it's not like the paranormal

really has, like,

a biological clock.

They're up 24/7.

What's that for?

Oh, that's

to bring the ghosts out.

Why did they have flashlights

during the daytime?

What are you asking me for?

I didn't make this sh*t up.

Like, this sh*t happened.

Wait. So, when

do the ghosts come out?

I mean, this isn't gonna be

like your last story,

I don't think I can handle

five more minutes

of them walking around

with nothing happening.

-I mean, does--

-You want some scary sh*t?

How about this?

-Hey!

-What the f*ck was that for?

You were

trying to grab my boob!

-I was just joking, b*tch.

-Perv.

- c*ck!

- Guys! Just chill out, please.

All right, this is supposed

to be scary. It's haunted.

Now,

can I finish the F-ing story?

All right. So they were...

Girls were running out in terror

from the haunted house, right?

Well, I mean, they went

to go get their equipment.

Wait, so they're professional

ghost hunters

who leave their sh*t in the van

instead of bringing them

to the haunted house.

Look, Cody, I don't need

this sh*t from you right now.

Like, if you're not

interested in the story,

we could call your mom

and she could come pick you up.

No.

That's when sh*t started to get

freaky with a capital freak.

Whoa!

Yeah.

You know what, if you guys

don't need me for anything--

Um, actually,

you could hang a camera, too.

Yeah. You know what,

I think I'm gonna try to get

some readings in other rooms

of this building, you know.

- Mm-hmm.

- Play to my strengths.

Yeah.

He has strengths?

I heard that, cheeky monkey!

- No. No, he doesn't.

- Okay.

Okay. So, uh,

what I'm thinking here

is that we get

some wider lenses

to cover the whole area

and then we can, uh...

get some softer lenses

to cover the doors.

Um, you know, because,

I mean, it would be really cool

if we can, uh, get those, uh,

rooms-- The doors closing.

Um, yeah, I think if we get

the doors closing again,

-it's gonna be really cool.

-Okay.

-And what about the hallways?

-What about them?

Well, I was just thinking

we should put a camera

in the hallways, right?

That's where

the ghost came from in Q1.

Just to make sure

we cover all our bases.

Yeah. You're cute. Okay.

So, look, newbie,

um, trust me on this.

And once you've had a few years

in the business like I have,

you'll learn a few things.

Yeah, um,

we gotta cover this room.

So, why don't we just do it

my way?

Hey, Badger.

I don't need a few years

to know that

you're full of sh*t.

So, um, why don't you just cover

this room any way you want?

All right. Yeah, great.

Sounds good.

Then I'll just find

another room to cover.

Oh, um, well, hang on, wait.

I mean, I thought-- I thought

we could work together, though.

You know, I mean,

you're new and all.

I mean, I could teach you

a few things of the experience.

Not a f*cking chance.

Okay. All right. I'll see you.

What an as*h*le!

Nice work, Sarah.

It was great.

Hmm. That went well.

All right, check it.

I set up my device to monitor

EMF readings.

Cross-reference them with EVP

and thermal data in real time

to eliminate false positives.

I figure if we can triangulate

even the lowest level readings

with corroborative data

then we can

detect more in our data set.

Can you speak English, please?

This thing F-ing rocks.

- That works.

- Yes.

Okay. Let's set up IRs in here

and the hallways.

-Yeah, that makes sense.

-Let me just go...

Did you hear that?

Yup.

Oh!

That's coming

from the east hall.

Let's go.

Help me!

I'm not getting anything.

Let's go.

Hello!

We mean you no harm!

Troubled souls?

Is anyone listening?

No?

Good.

Because you are so...

boring.

Well, I'm definitely

feeling something now.

What now?

Through that door.

Oh, my God.

What?

Are you seeing this?

It's amazing.

Holy sh*t!

What was that?

Sometimes ghosts

just wanna be acknowledged.

Willard, have you ever seen

anything like this?

Yes.

So, tell me this,

if you were a ghost,

where would you be?

I'll show you.

Oh, f*ck!

Oh, man, I didn't even

hear this thing ring!

Oh, man.

Oh, sh*t!

Oh, man, I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to clear my head

before we tape my segment, okay?

Sorry if, you know, I--

I just scared you.

Okay, dude.

Let me get out of your way.

Is this your room or something?

Do you mind?

Hey, man! Hey, let's not

f*ck round, all right?

Megan! Hey!

Hey, what the-- Hey!

Don't f*ck with me!

f*ck!

Wow. What's this?

This is Q2.

This is where

you were sent for punishment.

Most of the patients

in this ward had a very low IQ.

But if you had normal IQ

and you were sent here,

it's because

you were considered difficult.

Being sent to Q2 is far worse

than being sent

to solitary confinement.

You're immersed

in a sea of people

you couldn't communicate with.

That sounds terrible.

Alone, in a crowd,

with no escape.

It was t*rture.

This is where

you'll find your ghosts.

So, do spirits just pop up

around here all the time?

It happens.

Has anyone ever

capture them on video before?

The spirit doesn't

wanna be seen.

It won't let itself be seen.

Why? Why would they

wanna be seen?

They're sending you a message.

So, in your experience,

are the spirits ever dangerous?

It depends on the message.

What are they trying to tell us?

I've been telling you. Leave.

Scared yet?

No. This is bullshit.

Corpses that move.

Is this a ghost story

or Walking Dead? I mean...

ghosts that look like zombies?

Not just ghosts, Dr. Death.

Who's that?

I've heard he was the vengeful

spirit of an old n*zi

who used to t*rture

his patients to death.

Well, I've heard that

he's actually

an escaped mental patient

who's been living here

since '85,

eating pigeons,

and sometimes even people.

Well, you're both wrong.

Dr. Death's been around for

longer than anyone

could remember.

You know, they say

he haunts these corridors,

stirred by the blood

of the living.

Oh, awesome!

Hey, kid! Kid!

Kid! Have you seen my friends?

Kid! Kid!

Have you seen a white van?

Kid!

Kid!

One guy and girl,

kind of like you two,

actually came up here one night

and didn't tell anyone

where they were going.

And they never made it out.

So, what did you hear from them?

Nobody knew where they went?

When they looked at the bodies,

carved into the skin...

was "Dr. Death was here."

If that happened, then why

didn't we see it on the news?

Jasmine, do you watch the news?

MTV News.

That's why.

Why didn't they just call

the cops on their cell phones?

Look at your cell phone

right now.

-No bars.

-Exactly.

There's no service for at least

a mile around here.

I think there's some payphones

somewhere, though.

If things really

were that freaky,

why didn't they just leave and

come back with police officers?

And the police would have

believed them?

They never believe

that supernatural sh*t.

Yeah. In the movies.

Well, this isn't a movie.

And the cops wouldn't have

gotten there in time anyway.

Besides, what makes you think

they'd be able to leave,

-even if they wanted to?

-What?

Well, the ghosts can do

whatever they want.

Seal this place up

nice and tight,

so that you couldn't go anywhere

unless they let you.

Whoa!

Wow.

Guess who just

earned his cash bonus?

Well, hello there.

Hi.

Megan?

Jesse?

Weird caretaker guy?

Everybody wants ghosts.

I'll give you ghosts.

You want ghosts?

I'll give you ghosts.

Enough ghosts.

A lot of ghosts.

Hello, ghosts, hello, ratings.

f*ck Alex.

Hello!

sh*t!

♪ A pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes!

♪ We all fall down

♪ Ring-a-round the roses ♪

♪ A pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes! ♪

♪ We all fall down

♪ Ring-a-round the roses

♪ A pocket full of posies

♪ Ashes, ashes!

♪ We all fall down ♪

I knew you

would look for me again.

No, no, no!

Get away from me!

Let go of me!

I love you!

I need you, baby!

Mommy! Mommy!

Mommy!

Can I have my outdoor

privileges now, Doctor?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, whatever,

that's fine. Mm-hmm.

Oh, f*ck!

Hey, that's way too rough!

- Whoa!

- Badger!

Whoa, whoa. Holy sh*t!

Oh, say it to my face. Say it!

- You!

- Touch my private place!

Everybody has private place!

You dirty...

Oh, sh*t!

I don't see why the guy

had it so bad.

I mean, he makes it

with some hot ghost chick.

I mean, can you say poltergasm?

Ha, ha, ha.

It's not that funny, man.

Like, ghost sex

is some serious sh*t.

You need protection.

Holy water and garlic...

and an ectoplasmic rubber.

She's gotta make sure

she's on the death control pill.

It sounds

like a sticky situation.

See? She gets it.

Bullshit.

The doors are locked,

there's nowhere to go.

Okay, guys, we can chill.

Watch the merchandise?

Yeah. I brought it, dude.

Yeah, well,

it's your dad's merchandise.

Chill out.

I'm cool, Vince.

Guys, all right,

if you're not getting it,

I'll just show you.

Let's go, guys.

I got nothing in here.

Nothing's working.

Hey, where are you guys at?

Somebody call in here.

Come on.

♪ Take my life

♪ Just make me drive... ♪

Yo! It's Scott, let's go.

Guys, my cell phone

doesn't work,

I got nothing in here.

f*ck.

Come on, guys.

Nothing works in here.

Very funny. Let's go.

How bad do you

want your raises?

You'll get nothin'.

Raises, locking me in a van.

Very funny.

I love your work.

Elden.

Jesse?

Elden?

Come on, guys.

What am I paying you guys for?

The last one here is fired.

Come on, guys.

If I wanted to be

scared shitless

I'd have dinner

with my mother-in-law.

Megan?

No!

Hey, guys.

Guys, where are you?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

-Calm down. It's me.

-What the f*ck!

-I'm trying to find my way back.

-You kidding me!

You'd not believe what

just happened to me.

-Oh, my God! Trade you.

-Holy sh*t!

- I got some crazy...

- What?

- ...stuff on here.

- Whoa.

Look at this!

I can't even believe.

This place is so f*cked up.

I mean, seriously,

I can't even--

Here's the tape.

Do you see this?

Do you...

Badger?

Badger?

Badger, this is seriously

not funny anymore.

Badger!

No! No! No! No!

Hello?

- What the hell is going on?

- Hmm.

Oh, you've been a bad,

bad boy, haven't you?

Who the hell are you?

I'm your doctor.

And I'm here to help you.

What the hell is that thing?

What--

Why am I tied up like this?

Huh?

One thing at a time, my boy.

You do understand that your time

here at Pennhurst

is probably gonna be

the most valuable experience

someone in your condition

could have, don't you?

What is that thing?

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to figure out

whether or not you're ready

to embrace therapy.

Or do you still wanna play

your silly little games?

Games?

Hey, look, just let me out,

you f*cking psycho.

Now, you see?

Bad attitude.

But that's okay.

I'm here to help you.

Because I'm your doctor

and I love you.

You love me?

Oh, f*ck.

You m*therf*cker!

Okay. Okay.

Okay, okay, I get it.

I get it. Okay, I get it.

I'm sorry. Okay?

Start over?

Whatever you want, okay?

Tell me what is it you want.

You want money?

I got money,

I got so much money.

You can have it all, right?

You love me, right?

You want sex? Is that what--

That's cool. Okay?

In college,

I once blew a professor

just to get a C

on Modern European--

How do you feel?

-You feel better, huh?

-f*ck you.

You ready to play by the rules?

No? Aw.

Huh?

Oh! That's a real shame.

I had high hopes for you.

Please stop,

please stop, please stop.

Hmm.

Well, we try our best.

Can one of you guys

please answer your walkies?

This is Badger's?

Hmm, yes, it is.

And it's still rolling.

He's gotta be close.

Badger?

Good morning, sunshine.

What the f*ck is going on?

What the f*ck

do you want with me?

Let me out of here, man.

Now,

that's not the attitude to have.

What the f*ck do you want?

Take off this strap.

You know, that's

the problem I have with you.

I don't like your language.

Hmm?

Now, I'm gonna have to stick

to drastic measures.

Drastic measures? What the f*ck

are you talking about?

What the f*ck is that?

What the f*ck is that!

What are you doing?

Now, I know

this must look scary to you.

But it's actually quite simple.

And rather efficient.

The procedure I'm about to do

is called

a transorbital lobotomy.

Mm-hmm?

- Oh, yes.

- What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What the f*ck are you doing?

- What the f*ck are you doing?

- No!

Oh, baby, oh, yes,

that's more like it.

Perfect.

How does that feel?

Hmm?

Hello?

Anybody home?

That worked.

Hmm.

I see you're upset.

I'm sorry to worry you.

We have a very strict policy

about our patient safety.

The sad truth of the matter

is that there are many times

that they are in danger

of hurting themselves,

and we have to protect them

from themselves.

You have to trust me

here on this.

It's for the best.

- No, no, no.

- Come on, hey.

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

How does that feel?

I'll be back later.

We'll try it again.

That's Sarah's camera.

Oh, no.

This is getting scary.

Should we call the police?

I'm sure they're fine.

But I don't have

any reception at all.

All right. Let's go upstairs

and look for them.

Guys, this is the room.

Yeah.

- Love this.

- Yeah.

So love them.

The fatal faithful room.

Who cares?

Well, this is the room

where the guy

got his nuts chopped off.

Hello?

You got to help me.

I'm in a...

- Please help me.

- Of course.

-Of course, I can help you.

-Okay.

As your doctor,

I'm morally obligated

to help you.

What are you talking about?

But you

understand...

Get me out of here.

...we can't have patients

running around,

making babies

with other patients around here.

What the f*ck

are you talking about?

- Get me out of here.

- Now, listen.

You got to help me.

- Of course, I will.

- You got to help me.

Calm down,

I will help you

as soon as we get you fixed.

Okay?

It's a simple procedure really.

-Just...

-What are you doing?

...hold still.

What are you doing?

I don't wanna nick you.

Wait. What are you doing?

No. No!

Oh.

That worked.

How would cutting off a guy's

scrotum make him less crazy?

My ba*ls make me crazy.

Do you ever

wash them occasionally?

That's so not cool.

How could a bro

do that to another bro's junk?

Beware of the junk snipper.

He lurks these hallways,

he'll cut off your wiener.

If you have one.

What the f*ck?

And no, it wasn't

the f*cking junk snipper, Jake!

Well, maybe it was Dr. Death.

Or one of his victims,

trying to escape.

It's probably

just the wind, guys.

Maybe we were

just getting all the...

currents converging

on this spot.

I bet it happens every night.

It scares the sh*t out of...

...little kids.

It's not a ghost.

It's, like,

when the doors shuts in your

own house on a windy day.

It's all--

All right. I don't know physics.

But what the f*ck

was that, genius?

Well, that sounds like

a psychopathic,

ghost m*rder*r,

scraping rusty blades to get us.

-Wanna check it out?

-Okay.

Hey, guys, meet back

in the hallway where we came in.

Aren't you afraid

of Dr. Death?

Please! That's just a story.

I mean, it's a true story,

but those sounds weren't him.

Now, if you're done

interrupting,

I can finish the story.

And it might be the last time

you guys get a chance

to hear it.

Sarah!

Badger!

Elden?

Maybe they're high again.

I hate it when

he does that sh*t.

Scott!

What's that smell?

Isn't that the morgue?

Scott.

He's f*cking dead.

I told you

you shouldn't be here.

He's right.

- We gotta find everybody else.

- You get us out of here.

This is locked!

No!

Goddamnit!

f*ck this!

-Megan, no!

-I will k*ll you.

No! Megan, come on.

I can hear you,

I can f*cking hear you!

Show yourselves!

Show yourselves!

Come and get me!

Hello? We're at Pennhurst.

Someone's trying to k*ll...

Damn it!

Megan, it's Willard. Come on.

I thought you said

this is the safest way out?

We should leave this place now.

Badger, Scott's dead.

We have to go.

We have to go.

We have to go!

- Sarah!

- Keep moving.

-Keep moving.

-Sarah!

Just go, keep going.

Wait. No, no, no,

why are we going down?

Down is the only way out now.

-Where's Willard?

-He was just right there.

Oh, my God! No!

Go. Go!

Go, Megan!

What are you doing here?

How did you get here?

I've always been here.

Who are you?

What are you?

I'm trying to help you.

We're all trying to help you,

to protect you.

Protect me from what?

From them.

I don't know what's going on,

but I just

wanna get out of here.

What is that?

Willard, no!

I was k*lled by the people

who were supposed to take care

of me years ago.

Pennhurst is my home.

Just like you, Chris.

You know my name.

Willard, you're a ghost?

Chris Benham was the last

patient released from Pennhurst.

He was barely 18 years old.

No family would take him in.

No friends, nobody.

Pennhurst was the only home

he ever knew.

Its time, Chris.

I'm not like you.

I'm helping these people.

I'm not like you!

I'm not--

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

The spirits

weren't trying to hurt us,

they were trying to protect us.

Ladies, are you sure

there's five bodies in there?

Yes.

I'm only counting four.

Well, let's get down

to the hospital,

get you guys checked out.

Let's go to that door.

I don't like

being alone down here,

do you know where you're going?

Let's forget about this,

can we just go?

Guys, just chill out.

- It's nothing.

- Where are they?

Cody,

get the f*ck down here.

-I'm not kidding!

-Jenny!

This is not funny,

this is not a funny joke!

Where the f*ck are you guys?

- Coming!

- Hi, guys!

Oh, Jesus!

This isn't funny!

We do not

want to be here all night.

-Let's get out of here.

-I'm sorry.

Whatever happened

to the film crew?

Never heard from again.

- Dr. Death got them.

- That's not funny.

Well, it's just how it happened.

You're real.

sh*t!

- Get them up? Great.

- Yup.

We're back here at

Pennhurst State School Asylum.

We came back, we were here

a couple years ago,

and we had some really

interesting findings.

So, as a result,

we came back again,

because we're trying

to disprove some of those

with more information

and background.

As you know,

Pennhurst was a mental asylum,

and it was used to house

a lot of the criminally insane

in the area.

And, unfortunately,

the nature of the business,

it just so happens

that a lot of the patients

are brutalized, victimized,

taken advantage of.

And, unfortunately,

that's just how it is.

That's what it is.

Is that blood?

Sure is.

All right, guys,

this isn't right.

- Holy sh*t!

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- What happened?

-Oh, my God!

-That is brutal.