There he is.
The one and only.
What's happening?
Rico "Hollywood" Roman.
- How's it going?
- Our big celebrity.
- Entrepreneur.
- Yep.
Videographer.
What's going on?
What do you
think about this project?
What are your thoughts?
- Uh, I'm...
- 2,000 Miles
- From Hollywood, redux.
- Yep.
1,000 Miles
Closer is tentative title.
I'm excited for it;
I'm executive producing.
What does that mean, exactly?
Uh, I'm gonna
be helping out and
providing some of the sound
and lighting, because...
Some stuff over here...
This guy's on a tight budget,
so I wanna help him
make the product
overall more professional.
The only thing that's not
professional about this product
is the camera he's
using because the DSLR,
- Okay...
- You shouldn't sh**t.
If you want a professional
video done with a video camera,
Wow, shameless plug.
In a documentary
about somebody else.
That's embarassing.
So say what we just said.
You just talk...
What do you want me to say?
We just talked about it!
This is my girlfriend
for four years.
She's a great
person, up and down.
Stop. Creep.
And she will be
executive producing the movie
along with my brother,
who you've already met.
And why don't you just explain,
this is kind of behind
the scenes stuff
for the documentary extras,
what exactly you're doing?
Okay, so...
Besides being eye candy.
Not at all.
Okay, so I'm executive producer.
I am the one that kind of
gets schedules together
between Cordero and Luke,
because with Luke being
a farmer it's not easy,
you know, he doesn't
have a lot of free time,
and time to just
relax or do anything,
so I kinda get
all that together.
And then once the
documentary is done,
I will be, kinda be
just promoting it,
telling about it through,
like, social media,
and just like,
talking to people.
Sweet.
On a scale of one to
pumped, how pumped are you?
Super pumped.
Great.
Why are you filming me?
Shouldn't you be filming Luke?
Well...
You're gonna run out of tape.
Actually, I'll have you know
that DSLRs do not run on
tape, they run on SD cards.
So I can just delete this
at my own discretion.
Plus, it's like...
Aren't you special?
You know, it's
not all just documentary sh*t.
Yeah, it is.
It's just life
in general here in Wisconsin,
because, you know, one day
we'll look back and say,
"This is what we were doing
when we were 21 years old,"
"the summer of 2012."
All right, say bye.
See ya!
Rise and shine, little boy.
Are you serious?
You wanna just sleep all day?
Time to make it
to the big screen.
I suppose. This is what
movie stars do, right?
They get up at like, f*cking,
1 o'clock in the afternoon?
Yep.
All right, I'll let you
go to hair and make-up
for the next five hours,
then we'll start filming.
All right, so we got Luke
Rohl here, the talent.
He's scanning a very
official document, here.
Letter for letter.
The release form that says,
"in the event of anything
that should happen,"
I'm okay, I'm not liable.
So why don't you go
ahead and sign it
so we got it on camera,
that way you can't
lie to me and say...
Here, let me get a shot of that.
"I, scribble scribble,"
I'm not there yet.
"Will not sue the
filmmaker, Cordero Roman,
"for anything that should occur
"while creating
this documentary.
"He is awesome and
does not deserve"
"a lawsuit on his plate."
That about sums it up.
That's about as professional
as it gets, right there.
Okay.
All right, let's do it!
There she is.
America's heartland.
That's right.
How's it feel to have a camera
in your face at
all times, again?
Does it bring you
back to last year?
Gives me a b*ner.
And memories of last
year, that was fun, too.
Are those related?
The b*ner and
memories of last year?
Yeah, you're hot.
Ladies and
gentlemen, I just wanna clarify.
Um...
Put a little brightness up.
Just wanna clarify
if there's any wind,
sound problems, rack focus,
stupid focus problems,
that's all my fault.
I am indeed an
amateur filmmaker,
and I wouldn't even
consider myself a filmmaker.
I shelled out $1200
for the equipment,
and got a mic, this
camera, shoulder rig,
stuff like that, so you gotta
work with what you got, so...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
$1200 for that, - Yes.
And you're going ahead
and spending $55,000
learning how to
be a screenwriter?
A guy that makes movies?
You know what I'm saying,
writing movies and making them
are two different things, so,
- I mean...
- Well yeah,
apples to oranges,
I'm a fan of potatoes.
Let's keep going, here.
Come here, Ronnie, I wanna talk.
Since July you've been
calling at midnight, Ronnie.
Don't, Ronnie, don't run.
Ronnie? Ronnie!
Ronnie...
Ronnie!
Ronnie!
Why don't you, uh...
Have a beer?
A huge, huge-a*s Brewskey?
Yeah.
Bottoms up.
All right, so why
don't you explain,
first off, high production
value, right there.
Yeah, this...
I'll tell ya...
Once again nothing
changed from last year,
just like the
f*cking popcorn tin.
Except now we're using
construction lighting.
You look good.
But it all works.
It all works.
- You look good.
- I do look good.
I do look good.
All right, so,
explain to the audience
where we are, now.
This would be basically the
first doorway into my home.
It's the porch where I
keep all my barn clothes,
different stuff, all kinds of
outdoor clothes, basically.
Yep.
It's a nice little
array, you got there.
Very, very hillbillyish.
What do we got, here?
You wanna turn on the light?
Of course, this is...
Excuse me, big old
beer getting to me.
This is bathroom, that's
all my girlfriend's stuff.
She is out of town right now.
She doesn't
live here, though, right?
Not yet. Hopefully.
But she's out of
town, right now.
So it's just you?
Yep, just me.
Here we have basement.
It's uh...
just...
your average
basement, except it's
creepy, dark, lots of...
So your average basement.
It's an average basement.
What's down
there, anything of importance?
Uh, just...
DVDs, old books, stuff that
should be in a storage unit.
But it's down there.
The door always remains
locked, too, so.
And it's always
dark, very scary,
and big, big f*cking spiders.
I'll drink to that.
Right.
Kitchen area.
Kitchen, of course.
You showed up here,
made me forget to
put away my supper.
- Beans?
- Yeah.
Not bad.
Hobo delight.
Anyhoosers.
This is the living room...
Living room.
Oh, and of course,
you gotta remember
these, right here.
- Cheese ba*ls.
- Cheese ba*ls.
- Record is...
- Record is...
Record is a day and a
half with one of them.
Dear God.
Oh, not "dear God."
Dear...
What's this?
The f*ck was that?
Was that a knock?
Sounded uh, I don't know.
Nobody's here.
It's probably like a cat.
A cat that knocks.
I don't know.
It probably wasn't a...
The door's open.
Was that door not
shut behind me?
Well, I thought that,
I could check, oh sh*t, here.
- Oh.
- This light was...
Our light was on.
- Ow.
- What the f*ck?
There's nobody out here.
And our yard light came back on,
I'd be able to
see them from here
clear to the barn, now.
Yeah, I don't see anything.
That's f*cking weird.
Yeah.
Do you get visitors
out here, often, or what?
No, dude, this is the...
The prost*tute?
This is the...
Your prost*tute's
not coming tonight?
- Son...
- No pun intended.
f*cking A, right?
Let's just go ahead
with the tour.
All right, let's
see, where were we?
Let's close
this door this time.
If you can,
explain...
uh, kinda what happened
the last couple years.
Just...
Well, I guess,
either you can
explain it or you can
film the dates on the headstone.
What do you think they think
about you being
away from the farm,
making movies with a kid from,
kid out in California?
Uh...
I'm sure Mom would
probably think,
"Oh, that's good, honey."
And Dad would go
ahead and tell me
to get back down to the barn.
That's about how it
probably would go.
Mom, Dad, love you.
See you in a couple
more weeks, yet.
I know you're not going too far.
What do you get when you
cross a female
deer and a pickle?
A dill doe.
♫ As you go down, down deeper
♫ the bell's ringing
louder, the devil
♫ he speaks to you, he
wants you to come, closer ♫
Don't know that one.
I just kinda thought of it.
You got some
serious issues, man.
Right? Tell ya.
Farming by yourself gets to you.
All right,
so, what's your name?
Kailey.
And what's
your relation to Luke?
He's my uncle.
Okay, and if
you could describe him
in one word, what would it be?
I don't know, I guess
he's funny, I guess.
All right, funny.
That's a good one,
I would use that.
And what's your
favorite memory of Luke?
What's one moment
that made you laugh?
Oh.
One time when me and
Mikey were little,
he pretended to be a zombie
and he chased us around.
That sounds awful.
It was funny, though.
That is pretty funny.
Yeah, it was
kinda scary, though.
Luke's a good guy.
Yeah.
He was crawling around
the floor one day,
and he grabbed ahold
of the table leg
and he pulled himself up
and he's in his Pampers.
And he'd always grab onto
the table and he'd swing.
He'd hang onto the table, he'd
get swinging back and forth,
and one day his hands
slipped and he landed
right flat on his
a*s on the floor.
Luke Rohl.
Luke Rohl, ladies and gentlemen.
Look what he turned into, today.
- Yeah.
- A gem.
With a capital G.
A gem f*cking
polished from a...
lump of coal.
I'm gonna grab a beer.
This is crazy, you
and that camera...
How do they do it
in Hollywood? "Cut!"
"Cut," yeah.
All right, if you could
explain the role of your family
in your personal and
occupational lives
in the last year or so?
Well, you know,
personal life...
My family's been coming over
very, I'd say,
pretty consistently, you know.
They've come over, they
have supper with me,
and they bring supper over
and just have a good time.
Holy Spirit.
Bless us, O Lord,
and these thy gifts that
we are about to receive
through the bounty of
Christ, our Lord, Amen.
Hallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom come
thy will be done, on
Earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day
our daily bread,
Our trespasses as we forgive
those who trespass against us.
Lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil.
In the name of the father
and son, and the holy spirit.
Thank you for leading us.
Finally!
Cordero?
Yes, Lucas?
Why the f*ck are you
filming me right now?
It's a documentary.
You gotta get every
aspect of life.
Typical Tuesday
night for Lucas Rohl.
f*cking cheese
ba*ls and YouTube.
Hey, man,
that's just part of life.
Right.
Not everything's,
you know, an adventure.
Mmhmm.
What are you looking at?
What're you looking
at on YouTube?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Nothing. Nothing at all.
Dramatic close of the computer.
Yeah, f*cking right, dramatic.
- I'm my own person.
- Porn?
Porn right in front of me.
Jesus, man, what's
wrong with you?
It was YouTube.
What the f*ck?
Wait a minute, wait, wait.
What? What?
I don't know.
It just, I swear to
God, that was like...
Déjà f*cking vu?
Déjà vu, yeah.
What is it?
- Nothing, that's it.
- f*ck.
Are you kidding me?
Door's open, again.
Jeez, I
got f*cking goosebumps.
Goosebumps?
Yeah, this f*cking, this...
This is bullshit.
Well, - Whoa, whoa,
- did you...
- Wait, what?
What? What?
Did you do this, ag...
- Are you trying to...
- Did I
do this again, I didn't do
it the f*cking first time,
why would I do it
the second time?
No.
Here, just grab
the, grab the light.
Grab the light.
All right, Rico, you
can come out, now.
If it's Rico
I'll kick his a*s so badly.
I'll kick your a*s,
'cause you two are in on it.
I'm not, I'm not in on it,
I swear to God, dude.
All right, there's
nothing out here.
Let's just go inside.
I'm shutting this door, too.
Locked.
Let's go back.
You feel better, now?
I'm gonna show you,
that's the same
f*cking kind of knock.
Like, you can't argue
that that is just
a coincidence twice in a row.
All right, you go
ahead and get the video...
I'll show you it, and then...
I'm gonna go
back to my cheese ba*ls.
Cheese ba*ls.
That's f*cked up, dude.
There she is.
Hi...
The executive
producer hard at work.
Of course.
How is the documentary going?
Oh, did I tell you about the
thing with the knocks?
What do you mean, "knocks"?
Um...
So like, two times I've
been out there so far,
Mmhmm.
There's been like
these knocks on the door.
As what we, I think it is.
It's really hard to explain...
Just like someone knocking?
I don't, like,
I don't know.
I have it on tape, actually.
I got it both times.
You got it?
Yeah, and which
is really weird, but um...
I wanna see it.
Yeah, how much
time do you have before work?
Half hour.
Okay.
I think we can do it.
These right here.
- Cheeseballs.
- Cheeseballs.
Watch, this is the clip.
Record is a day
and a half with one of them.
Dear God.
No, not dear God.
Cheeseballs.
- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.
What the f*ck was that?
Was that a knock?
Sounded...
The door's open.
That door wasn't open before.
Door was not shut behind you?
Probably just, I don't know...
No, 'cause see,
okay, that was the first night.
Probably Mikey or
something, his cousin.
He's a little sh*t.
Don't you think that's
something he would do.
Do I think
that a 12 year old would go
across town into the countryside
to knock on someone's door?
Just to bother
them while they're
trying to sh**t a documentary?
- That...
- I don't know.
Makes zero sense.
Maybe his house is haunted!
That's what I was sayi...
That's what I've been thinking,
and I'm afraid to even
bring it up to Luke, 'cause,
I don't know how...
I was kidding, okay?
It's not some scary TV show.
I never said it was, but...
I think you'd be
kind of a fool to,
you know, turn the other
cheek to something bizarre.
I wouldn't think
too hard about it.
Okay.
I just wouldn't.
I don't think it's
that big a deal.
All right, well...
Good?
Were you scared?
I'm not scared,
- I'm just, whatever.
- Okay.
All right.
But you gotta go to
work pretty soon, huh?
Yeah. Like now.
We can get a
quick session in beforehand?
Okay bye.
So explain the process,
explain what happened
here to this tractor.
Well, someone went and
unhooked the gravity box,
which I kind of need right now.
So...
I don't know why they
would just unhook it
and leave it sit here, but...
I'm gonna go ahead and
do what real men do,
and hook it back
up with pure muscle
'cause I don't feel like
starting the tractor.
Eat your heart out, ladies.
Yeah, eat
your f*cking heart out.
Sorry to like, change subject,
but like, - Yeah?
Have you gotten
any more of those knocks?
- Oh...
- On the door?
Like, I haven't had anything,
but I keep thinking about
it and it's pissing me off.
Well, I haven't thought
anything about it.
Are you sh1tting me?
What, are you f*cking
paranoid or something, man?
No, I'm not paranoid,
but it seems so weird
to me, and it's like,
I would like an explanation.
I mean, I don't know what...
- I, okay...
- It's an old house.
It creaks, I don't know.
Well, have
you thought about, like,
the fact that it, I don't know,
could be like,
haunted or something?
No.
I've lived here for 21 years.
Never been a plate out of place,
a chair tipped over, or nothing.
Can we just kinda get off this,
and go on to the next
subject, here, man?
What the f*ck?
All right, fine, I just...
All right.
So back up the tractor,
you've proven that you're
not a real man, so...
f*ck you.
That's closer.
This is the
best documentary material,
- right here.
- Oh yeah.
That was a three finger
banger winger dinger.
I should really quit
drinking so much beer.
Yeah, you probably should.
Wait, shh, shh.
What?
Did you hear that?
That? Yeah, I heard that.
Not your shitty...
Stop.
I thought I heard a knock.
Did you hear a knock?
Sorta sticking to...
No, I didn't hear a damn knock.
Should the door...
I was fingering
the noise putty.
The door's closed.
Yeah, it is closed.
- And...
- Three times.
This is the third time...
So is this one.
Oh, bullshit.
What is that, was that you?
Uh, I'll just
shut the water off.
You'll just
shut the water off?
Yeah.
Lucas, this
thing was just moving.
What?
- What the hell?
- The cross?
I must a opened the door
before I walked out.
What?
I opened the fridge door...
No, you didn't open
the f*cking fridge door, Luke.
We just walked by there.
What do you want me to say?
I want you to say,
"What the hell was that about?"
The faucet wasn't on, before,
the fridge door wasn't
I know, I know,
- open before.
- I know. I know.
I know, I know.
I know and I don't know.
Well, great.
So this is the third time.
No knock, but now there's
some more activity.
- Well?
- Guess so.
- Rack it up.
- Yeah.
Rack it up
to another coincidence,
courtesy of Luke Rohl.
All right, Lucas, could
you please explain
or justify why the hell
we're going outside?
In the middle of the night?
Well, we have to
go check on a cow
that may be having
difficulty calving,
just to make sure
that she's going
through the process
regularly, so...
Follow me, if you would please.
Oh, I'd love to
walk in the dark with you.
How romantic.
On this isolated farm.
Whatever you wanna call it.
What would you call it?
Home.
This is the milk house.
And in here...
What the f*ck?
What the f*ck, Luke?
Are you f*cking kidding me?
f*cking A.
I can't see anything.
Hello?
I can barely see any
sh*t with this light.
What the f*ck, Luke?
Please?
All right, I'm not gonna
stay out here and film.
I don't feel comfortable.
Yeah, that's probably...
Can we just
check on the calf in morning,
or can you do it on your own?
I don't wanna leave
you out in the dust,
but like, I just
wanna go back inside.
I gotta, I'm gonna
head home or something.
I don't feel comfortable any
more with doors shutting.
Yeah, we can...
We can check on
her in the morning.
She's in the pen,
she'll be fine.
Forget the
cow, what about us, dude?
Dude.
- What are you doing?
- What's up?
What?
I f*cking told you not to
go on my computer
when I'm not around.
It, who f*cking cares?
I'm not doing anything wrong.
What are you doing?
I got projects in there
I don't want you to mess with.
I'm not gonna mess with
your amateur projects.
I'm editing footage.
What are you working on?
I'm trying to figure out
when this shot was recorded.
So I figured if you
could get like a time...
Like actual
time that you shot it?
- Yeah.
- When it was recorded?
I was thinking if
you could get the time code,
or something like that, I
could figure it out from there.
Yeah.
You're trying to see
when you shot it,
- like at the actual hour?
- Yeah.
Of when you shot it?
Go to projects, try
this, project settings.
And if you go to
properties right there,
it should be able
to tell you, yeah.
You should be able to
figure it out from there.
Rico!
Luke.
I'm just trying to
straighten out the
slider on the manure spreader.
All right, just take a seat.
I got important news.
I was looking at the footage
for the last couple nights,
well, last few.
The first knock,
the second knock,
if we're gonna agree
that those are knocks,
and then the sh*t
with the doors.
Yeah, sure, that's
all weird, but...
I looked back, honest to God,
I can show you after
you're done with chores.
- Okay.
- Each time,
you can see in the shot,
11:55 pm on the dot.
Bull sh*t.
I swear to God, dude.
Not 11:54, not 11:56,
but 11:55 exactly.
So I don't think that we
should be sitting here
and saying that it's
just some kind of,
you know...
There's no way it's by chance,
is what I'm trying to say.
So I don't know, I know
that you don't believe
in the whole paranormal
sh*t, but like,
I think there, we haven't
found signs of life,
so like, I think that that
should be considered something.
So what are you implying?
What are you...
I'm not saying there's
a demon in the house,
or something, but like,
can you not rule out
that maybe there's
a ghost of somebody?
All right, now, well,
"ghost of somebody"?
Now I know when you're
kinda taking this
just a little tad too far
into my personal life, here.
Don't you think so?
Oh, I didn't...
I didn't mean it like that.
I'm just saying like,
what other
possibilities are there?
I'm not trying to
disrespect you at all, but,
I mean, think about it.
We don't have any other...
Listen. f*cking A.
Just do your f*cking
documentary, here, okay?
And just forget about the
sh*t that's going on, okay?
Does that f*cking
sound all right?
Yeah, it's fine, I just...
So what happens if
it happens again?
What are you gonna do?
Probably be a little bit
more believable, I don't know.
f*ck, until it
does happen again,
I'm gonna go ahead and help you
make this f*cking documentary.
That sound okay?
That sounds great, I just...
Good.
It's 11:54 right now.
Luke, would you care to explain
what we're doing in
your entryway at 11:54?
- At night.
- We...
Like brave b*stards.
We are sitting
here because at 11:55
the uh, director caught
on tape both knocks.
Excuse me.
Both knocks and
other random sh*t
that has been happening.
So we're gonna wait
here, and at 11:55
we will see nothing
is going to happen.
You're an
as*h*le, and this is why.
'Cause you agreed to do this...
Yeah, and and you know...
And I know
you said it only because...
You can b*tch
at me all you want,
because it's 11:55 and
nothing is happening.
I knew you
only agreed to do this
because you wanted to spite
me and prove me wrong.
Well, I wanted
to prove you wrong, yes,
but I just wanted to show you
that nothing is happening.
Well just put
the phone back in my pocket
and give it a sec, will you...
Wait, shh, shh.
- You hear that?
- Um...
Here, take
this, take the light.
To the right.
- Sounds like a song.
- Yeah.
Some f*cking help you are, dog.
I...
It's still playing, isn't it?
Yeah.
Or am I just...
Okay.
f*cking, it's, won't stop?
Go around the other way.
- Split up?
- Split up.
Go that way, I'll go this way.
Okay.
Do you need a light?
No, just go.
Hello?
Luke!
- Luke?
- What?
What the f*ck's going on, man?
- I have no idea.
- I thought
you went around
the house, again.
Presley, what'd you see?
What the hell?
What were you doing
just standing here?
I don't know.
You're f*cking laughing,
did you purposely do this?
No, I did not, man.
You're blaming
me, and now you're the one
standing here and giggling.
I just don't
believe any of this.
At all.
We're running
around chasing a song,
whatever that was,
around your house.
We sound like, try to
explain it to somebody.
Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I just chased a
song around the house,
and found nothing.
We sound like we're
f*cking two mental cases,
and how many times is
this, what is this,
the fifth, fourth time?
I can't even keep
track, any more, it's...
How many times is this
gonna happen before
you're gonna get it
through your head
that we gotta do something?
All right,
all right, all right.
What do you suggest we do?
Well...
I mean I guess like, the
next logical step for me
would be to go contact somebody,
we can look up some
like, I don't know,
some people who deal
with supernatural stuff.
As, you know, professionally,
and maybe contact them
and see what they think?
Are you happy you
stayed out at 11:55?
I don't know what I am.
Right now we are trying to
analyze the footage
from last night.
Take
the light, take the light.
Rewind it.
Sounds like...
Focus.
I need your ears, - Yeah.
My hearing's terrible.
Said, "You can"...
Said, "You can hide."
But it said something else.
The second part?
Yeah, but there's still...
Try and catch the mumbling of
the first part one more time.
All right.
Are you okay if we listen
to this a few more times?
'Cause I think
we're getting close.
Yeah, yeah, maybe you
could just figure it out.
I gotta get going
back to the farm.
I've been here for
20 minutes already.
So I should probably
get rolling,
if that's all right with you.
Yeah, that's fine.
Um...
Yeah, no worries.
I'll keep looking at it,
and if I get anywhere
I will call you or, you
know, come out there.
Yeah.
Don't be running and
hiding once I find it.
Are you suggesting
that you're going to somehow
attack and destroy some
supernatural being?
We'll see what happens.
All right.
I've listened to
it over and over,
I turned up the
audio all the way.
I got nothing besides
the first few words are,
"You can run, you can hide."
And there's no song that
exists, there's no...
I looked at all the videos.
Those lyrics don't match up
the melody that was playing,
that kind of song, that
weird country sh*t.
So I don't really
know what to do
that's about as far
as I can go from here.
Um...
I mean, I guess the
next step would be,
you know,
invite like a paranormal team
or something like that in here?
- What?
- No.
- Is that wrong?
- No.
No, that's bull sh*t.
No, I don't believe that.
You don't
believe in the investigators?
Well, what are you gonna do?
I don't want
people in my house.
People I don't know like
that, just going ahead,
and being, "Oh, you have
a ghost in this room,"
or, "Oh, there's paranormal
activity going on in that room."
I don't want that,
no. f*ck that.
Well then what
are we supposed to do, then?
I mean that's, we
don't have anybody...
- What about...
- I...
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I, I, I, I, I,
today, Junior, come on.
What do you got?
What about Brandon?
Herbert?
Yeah, Herbert.
Have you seen his statuses?
Half of them are about ghost
videos and all that sh*t.
Maybe he has something, maybe
he has some knowledge we...
I mean, he seems like he would
be kind of knowledgeable.
Yeah, at least I graduated
with him from high school.
Sure, we can give
him a shot versus
a bunch of people I don't know.
I'm gonna put him on speaker.
All right.
Brandon!
Hey, how's it going, man?
What's up? How you doing?
I'm doing
good, how about yourself?
Good, good to hear from you.
And we think that
there's something else
going on in the
house, and you know,
I've looked at all your statuses
and all the stuff that you post,
and it's all, you know, kinda,
supernatural, you
know, paranormal stuff.
So I figured you'd be
the expert on it, so...
Would you be willing to
help us out a little bit?
Yeah, of course.
You just gotta let
me know, you know,
what are dealing
with, first off?
Anything odd, out
of the ordinary?
Um...
Have you ever heard of
anything like music playing?
Is that part of this...
Um, I can't say I have.
"Can't say I have."
Okay.
Thanks, man, I
really appreciate it.
No problem, any time.
All right, have a good night.
- Yep, you too.
- Bye.
Bye.
This blows.
Like a
fricking ticking time b*mb.
You know?
11:55 rolls around, you're...
Waiting to see what the
f*cking weird happens next.
Yeah.
Why don't we go just like,
scan the perimeter,
like, why don't we go deer
shining or something like that?
Yeah, sure, we can do that.
Okay. Blow off some steam.
Yeah.
Shine some deer.
Can I finally get
you to drink a beer?
- I'll consider it.
- All right.
You can film me
drinking a beer,
that'll be legendary,
right there.
It is, very much so.
We are going out to see
if we can find any deer
just for like future,
in the fall reference,
for me, for hunting.
And hopefully we'll
get to see some
deer activity tonight.
But if not, there's
always other nights,
this is open any time of
the year until 10, so...
We'll go ahead and
see what happens.
And here's the light.
Oh yes, yes, this is...
This is super bad a*s.
Show you real quick
just how bright it gets inside.
I can't, jeez!
It can get...
That's the big leagues.
It can get very bright, so...
All right.
You want me to shine,
or you to shine?
Yeah, you can go ahead.
Well, uh, given
circumstances, you know,
which side of the
truck I wanna shine,
we'll go ahead and
find out, here,
- so...
- Okay.
I'll turn these off.
I'll turn my high beams
off, too, if you want.
Yeah, that'll be better.
This is absolutely creepy.
I don't know how you do
this on a normal basis.
Especially with
what's been going on.
What're you
talking about, dude?
f*ck, this is a beautiful night.
All the...
This is a beautiful night!
It's a beautiful night,
but considering how much
unexplained phenomenon
has been occurring,
I just don't like
being out here.
Well, f*ck, I mean,
we just planted corn, I mean,
we're trying to find some deer
to see where they're
gonna be for fall,
f*cking A, man.
This is a beaut,
this is beauteous.
That's a beaut, yeah...
I'm Luke Rohl.
I'll kick your a*s.
All right, um...
Go over
here in this direction.
Want me to, you
wanna shine this way?
Yeah, shine it
and I'll follow your light.
All right. Hold it.
I'm ready
to get a kickass rack.
Let's see something,
let's see some deer.
This'll be the
only rack I'll see all year.
Like that?
That was awesome.
Okay, I
got it, got it, got it.
- Okay.
- You got it?
Let's see what the
f*ck is up over, and...
- Nothing.
- There's nothing there.
All right.
Oh, oh f*ck, there's
a f*cking plug right...
That one out?
Damn it.
Does it have to be in park?
No.
It just, should shine
out, there we go.
What the f*ck?
What the f*ck is that?
Go, go, go!
sh*t, dude, that looked like...
What the f*ck
happened to the light, man?
Plug the light in, Luke!
I'm trying, god damn it.
Turn on the headlights.
f*cking A.
There we go.
Luke, where the f*ck...
Um.
What the f*ck, Luke?
Holy sh*t.
We're so f*cked.
What do you
mean, "We're so f*cked"?
I don't, that looked
like f*cking people, Luke.
Fine, f*ck it.
We're getting the
f*ck outta here.
That has to
be, slow down, slow down.
f*ck that, man.
We're gonna get
in f*cking trouble, or...
No, we're not.
f*ck it, this is my land.
I mean, it's
just so f*cking hard
'cause you have so
much land, and like...
Mmhmm.
Like trespassing
is something that you like,
you know someone's doing it,
but unless something
happens it's like...
'Cause really, the
thing is, it's like,
they're just toying,
they're messing, it's like,
nothing substantial's
happened, we're not hurt,
nothing's been stolen, you know?
Mmhmm.
It's just like,
I don't know, I feel
like I'm getting pranked,
and I just don't get the joke.
I'm the same...
And it's
getting f*cking bullshit.
It's getting to be bullshit.
It is.
I'm in the same boat
as you are, right now.
Even more so, 'cause
there's people on my land
that I don't even...
I don't know.
I'm gonna go.
Hey, at least
you're going some place
where they don't
know where you live.
That is true.
Uh, do you wanna
spend the night?
I will take you...
Nah, bro, I got
chores in the morning.
I can, okay.
- I'll just hang, man.
- All right, man.
I don't think...
We probably just caught
'em, or something.
They were just f*cking
around, there, I don't know.
Okay, well if
anything happens, just call me.
- All right.
- All right, bro.
I'm gonna head out.
- See you later.
- Take care.
Yeah.
Just let me
know if anything happens.
There it is.
That's Pierce County Jail.
Just to show you where we're at.
We're sitting outside because
in light of what
happened last night,
the fact that we caught
a glimpse of some things
that looked like people
on Luke's property.
So, what I'm hoping to do is to
contact somebody, an
officer, sheriff, somebody,
and have him come out
here as a neutral,
third party, and hope
that they can be out there
and we can get something
with them on camera,
that way we have evidence.
Sounds good?
- Very good.
- All right.
Well, I'll be back.
He's back.
So that was horrible.
I got immediately shut down.
As soon as I mentioned that
there would be a
camera involved,
pretty much the three people
that were around the area said
they would absolutely
refuse to do it
if there was any kind
of filming involved.
But I really wanna
get it on camera.
I'm just getting the last
shot of Pierce County Jail,
'cause they...
Cause they're idiots.
f*ck you.
I need you to be a third party.
And how long do I
gotta be there, for?
I really don't want to, man.
Well, I
need you to be out there
at 11:55 with us.
I will buy you...
- 11:55?
Yes.
I can't guarantee
what'll happen,
but I know something
will happen,
so I just need you out there.
I will buy you
an absurd amount of alcohol.
All right, all right.
But seriously, though, 11:55.
I'm not staying there
longer than 10 minutes.
No, that's fine.
I'm tired anyway, so...
Okay, I'll just,
we'll get everything together...
Just call me when
you need me, and...
Thank you very much.
God bless America, you're
doing this for America.
Peace out, brother.
All right.
So it's 11:55, now.
Which means that any minute...
Waiting around.
Wasting my time.
Not wasting your time.
I got more editing to do, man.
Here, give me this light.
I'm gonna check.
Hello?
When is this
supposed to happen?
11 fifty...
Shh, - 11:55.
Did you hear that? Shh.
Hear what?
That's the rain, dude.
Just give it a sec.
This is what happened last time.
Luke doubted me, and we heard
the f*cking music, so...
Just gimme a second,
here take this light.
f*cking wait, for like,
- five minutes!
- I came out here,
I didn't wanna come out
here in the first place.
Just five more minutes.
You called me out here.
I mean Luke, it was
good seeing you, but...
Yeah.
We've been sitting
here for 20 minutes,
and I'm just f*ck,
it's a waste of time.
I have editing to do, - I have...
I've got stuff.
I don't wanna do what
you guys're doing, so...
Just give me five minutes.
No, I'm outta
here, see you man.
You're an as*h*le.
I don't buy that they're
just taking an off night,
when Rico's here to watch
and be an outside party.
Yeah, I...
I don't know,
dude, I don't know.
If you're out there...
You're dead!
Me and Luke will find you.
I feel like an idiot.
I'm yelling at nothing.
Thin air.
You see anything?
No. I don't.
Well...
So you're just
gonna sit here and film?
Until something happens...
Are you gonna plug the
camera in, or something, or?
No, I can only record...
These cameras only hold like,
29 minutes at a time, so...
I'm gonna turn off the camera,
and at any moment
I'll be ready to film.
Right here on the spot.
All right, well...
I'm gonna go lay down,
just right there.
So if anything
happens, wake me up.
- Luke.
- Mmm.
Wake up.
- Wake up, man!
- I'm waking up!
It's time for celebration.
- Celebration?
- Yeah.
We survived the night.
Good to know.
We'll celebrate,
what time is it?
It's a little past noon.
Oh, for f*ck's sakes,
are you sh1tting me?
What?
I gotta go milk the cows, man!
I mean...
I mean nothing happened...
Wait, wait, hold up a sec.
What?
- What the f*ck?
- What?
Do you not
realize that there is
an empty spot, right here?
I see that.
That's where my car was.
- Are you sure?
- Am I sure...
No, Luke, I think I parked
it in the middle of town.
Yeah, I'm positive, I
parked it right here.
Well, what the f*ck?
Well, I don't
know what to say,
I gotta get down there.
So you're
just gonna walk away?
Dude, my car is gone!
I didn't touch it.
If you think somebody took it,
then call the police.
This is so f*cked.
Listen, dude, I
don't know what else to do.
I gotta go down to the barn.
Are you...
Thanks a lot.
All right, I'll try to
figure out this mess.
And I need you to find
some room in your heart,
I know it might
be tough for you,
if you could just
bring me into town.
To my house.
You know, f*cking A man,
you've been coming out here,
invading my privacy,
asking me to help you
to film this damn thing.
And you know, I'm six hours
late for chores as it is,
and though that's
neither of our faults,
but I just, I gotta stay
here and get this done.
It's just one...
Do you understand, Luke?
I don't think it's
getting through your head.
Now, we've been dealing
with sh*t, you know,
fridge doors, doors
closing, knocks.
That's kinda
harmless, but this is
breaking and entering, okay?
This is a step up.
And it's been a pattern,
it just keeps getting
worse and worse.
So I would just
really appreciate it
if you'd bring me into town
so I could figure this
out before it gets
any more out of control,
because it's f*cking
out of control, right now.
All right.
I will pay you, I will...
You don't have to pay me.
I'll just, I'll go talk to
d*ck, and go from there.
Okay, thank you very much.
You owe me one.
So Luke just
dropped me off at my house,
and...
I find out that my mom's
car, which I've been driving,
that was stolen from Luke's,
is parked in my
driveway, in my garage.
No marks.
Nothing wrong with it.
So you don't think it's weird?
Well, I would never
drink and drive,
even if I did drink...
So my car just magically
appeared in the garage?
That's what I'm telling you
is so messed up about it,
which is why I think that
we should go to the cops.
'Cause I'm telling
you, it's these people
that me and Luke
caught on camera,
and I think that
they're behind it.
What do you think
the cops are gonna do?
I don't know, but...
The car?
They gotta do something.
The car's here.
But it was stolen!
But it's, I mean,
what's wrong with it?
Nothing's here, I'm gonna
look like I have an issue
if I call the cops and say,
"My car just moved from
point A to point B."
Yeah, you're the one who's
not willing to
look into it, so...
Okay, I'll call
the cops, I'll look like...
They'll probably
have me committed.
Yeah, you
probably should be committed.
Okay, you need to
get out of my house
and go back to California.
- Okay.
- Bye now.
What's going on, man?
Hey, what's up, brother?
I feel like we just
keep rambling about
"what do we do next,
what do we do next,"
"what do we do next?"
And I feel like we gotta just
f*cking take some action.
I'm not saying
it's your fault,
I'm just saying ever since
you started coming out here,
these stupid f*cking events
have started happening.
Well...
If it wasn't for
me, then we wouldn't
have anything to film, anyway,
so you should, you should be
thankful that I'm out here,
because without me you'd
be pretty much nobody.
I'd be "nobody"?
What are you getting
towards, there?
I'd be "nobody".
Are you saying...
Well how many people...
Are you saying you made me?
Is that what you're
leaning towards?
Well how many
people knew Luke Rohl
before 2,000 Miles
From Hollywood?
You know, most people
thought you were
just some dumb hick before that.
Oh, oh, "some dumb hick."
I didn't say it.
Yeah, most people did.
Well, you know, I'm glad that
everybody thinks I'm
not some dumb hick
from a f*gg*t with a goofy
haircut holding a camera.
What do you think
about that, huh?
Well, wow, you're a tough guy.
You can sit here and flex
your big muscles all day,
but it doesn't mean anything.
You know, how
about you just...
We're done, how 'bout this?
f*ck it.
Go back to f*cking Hollywood,
or wherever the f*ck you
g*dd*mn came from, all right?
I've had enough of this
f*ck, god damn,
f*ck, sh*t, f*ck.
f*cking sh*t.
All you do is cuss,
and that doesn't
mean jack sh*t to me.
It don't mean
jack sh*t to you?
Put the f*cking camera down.
- I'm done with you.
- Hey,
Get the f*ck out, I can...
This sh*t's worth more
than your god damn life.
- Yeah, well...
- Yeah.
I know how much
your life is worth,
and I tell you this f*cking lens
is worth more than your life.
My tobacco spit is
worth more than your life.
Ooh, your tobacco spit.
And you're not a hick? That's...
I'm proud of who
I am, all right?
Yeah?
I'm damn proud of it.
And if you're proud
of who you are, good.
A filmmaker, yeah.
Yeah.
And I can make
a thousand other films
about a thousand other people...
Then how about this?
How about since you
can go ahead and
make so many other
f*cking stories,
go ahead and just f*cking
get off my f*cking property.
Go film something else.
Maybe as soon as you leave,
the fricking whatever's
been happening,
those other people we
see will be gone, too,
how's that, huh?
Yeah, that sounds great.
Good.
Missing out
on your chance at fame,
that's fine by me.
I'm happy with my
small life, here.
That's good.
Well, I hope you have fun,
hope you're happy with
your new friends, too,
because I'm sure that
they'll be coming to
pay you a visit as well, so...
I'm sure they'll be gone
just as soon as you leave.
- f*ck off.
- as*h*le.
Three of a kind.
So what's up, what
are you doing?
What?
Why are you filming me?
'Cause I got
nothing else really to film,
going a little bit
stir-crazy without
anything else to film.
Well...
I just like to film.
Why don't...
You're a good subject.
Why don't you just
go and talk to Luke?
- It's been like...
- Yeah...
A week, it's been a week.
Okay, so what?
He hasn't contacted me,
Well...
so what makes you think that...
Well so what, this
is your project.
You're gonna stop in the
middle of your project
'cause you and your
friend are having a feud?
- Not even a fight.
- It's not...
You guys are arguing.
Well yeah,
because he's blaming me
for all the sh*t
that's happening.
When it's like, okay I'm not
orchestrating these events.
Well since you've been around,
that's when it's happening.
So you're taking Luke's side?
No, I'm not taking
Luke's side, but still...
Well, what do
you want me to do about it?
I'm sure he's kind
of like, annoyed by it.
Yeah, I'm annoyed by it, too.
Don't you get it?
That's why I've been
hanging out, here.
I don't wanna be around him.
I don't want you here if all
you're gonna do is film me.
Why not?
'Cause.
How about for our anniversary,
you get the fricking
camera out of my face?
I would appreciate that.
- I'll consider it.
- No.
- No?
- Don't consider it.
- Okay.
- Just do it.
Luke...
Answer the door, Luke.
I texted you, there he is.
Luke "Hollywood"
Rohl. What's going on?
Oh, is that what
I'm known as, now?
That's, I guess
that's what I'm gonna call you.
All right.
So...
Back at it with
the camera, I see.
Uh, well, I figured
you called me, saying
it's an emergency,
I gotta come over here,
I figured why would I
not bring the camera?
I figured you were comfortable
with it enough, so...
Would you mind turning it off?
Well, just... I...
I found this. Five
minutes before I called you.
What the f*ck is that?
It's a DVD.
I don't know, is it
something of your doing?
Trying to get back at me?
Trying to get back at you?
Did you stop here
and drop it off?
No, I didn't...
Before you went to
Prescott? Or what?
No, I don't even know...
I haven't watched it yet.
You haven't watched it?
No.
Do you mind if
I keep the camera going?
If we watch it?
I don't care.
All right, turn it on.
Grab some popcorn, the Luke
Rohl show's about to begin.
I'm glad you're
finding humor in this.
Well what the
f*ck am I supposed to do?
I mean...
I can't, it's too,
I'm gonna turn...
"You can run, you can hide."
Wait, I'm trying to focus.
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
whoever's watching
this right now,
this is...
Lower it.
♫ You can run, you can hide
Oh, my God.
This is the trailer
for the documentary
that we made last year.
Oh, my God.
f*ck. Turn it off.
f*ck that.
They know about our past.
These people are
f*cking experts.
Apparently.
Wow.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
I am sorry about
what I said before.
Um...
I'm just kinda frustrated from
everything that's
been happening.
I know.
And I really didn't mean to
disrespect you in any way.
I just like,
everything's just
culminating and the fact
that this was put on your
door when I wasn't here,
I wasn't even bothering
with you, you know?
And you were telling
me that when I left,
they would leave.
And clearly that's not the case.
Do you wanna live in a
constant state of just
fear and just on the
edge, knowing that like,
somewhere out there
someone's just...
I'm not afraid of anything.
I think it's
time to actually like,
okay, what time is it?
Check your phone.
11:37.
Which means we have,
roughly fifteen minutes, okay?
So we gotta do something now.
Tonight.
Tonight's the night.
Let's f*cking do it.
I told you,
I'm gonna fix this.
What are you...
The f*ck is that?
Put the g*n down.
Jesus Christ, you're
a f*cking mad man.
No, I'm not a mad man,
protecting my own property.
Well, I
don't want you to f*cking
sh**t anybody in the face.
I'm not gonna sh**t-
- That's m*rder,
and you'll be arrested.
I'm not gonna do
anything like that.
So what are you
planning on doing with that?
Just a scare
tactic is all it is.
Take the west side of the farm,
and I'll go on the east side.
You wanna split up.
Yes.
So, you have
a g*n, and what do I have?
Camera.
You're faster, run
from 'em, I don't know.
We capture these, - This is...
we capture
these f*cking people, okay?
- Yeah.
- We get 'em here,
I want a confession out
of each one of them,
however many there are.
I'm sorry for the ups and downs
and all the sh*t that's
been happening, I...
Yeah, it's uh...
It's sucks it's
coming down to this,
but I really don't care.
I have had it.
Luke...
Hello!
sh*t.
Hello!
I can see the light!
sh*t.
sh*t.
I have evidence.
Luke!
Luke!
Luke, I think
they're coming back!
Towards the house!
Luke!
Luke, get your
f*cking a*s over here.
Luke...
Luke, I'm going in the milk
house, they're in there!
Come on, you assholes.
I'm not afraid of you.
sh*t.
I'm not afraid of you.
Ah, sh*t.
sh*t.
f*ck.
Where the f*ck are you?
I got you on camera.
I know you're in here.
Come on, you f*ck...
sh*t.
Luke?
sh*t.
What the f*ck's that?
Luke!
f*ck.
Luke!
Luke, I just got 'em!
I just got 'em!
They're wearing
f*cking masks, Luke.
What?
I got 'em,
it's f*cking Schuster.
What?
It's Schuster!
Schuster?
- Move, as*h*le.
- What the hell...
Schuster, what the...
Don't put the g*n down, Luke.
What's going on?
Schuster, are you...
Tell me, what
are you two doing?
Get him inside, Luke.
Dude, dude...
This is unfucking
believable, Schuster.
Just take two, ugh!
Stop, dude, what the hell?
Put him in the chair.
Sit down.
Okay, dude, you
need to settle down
and tell me what's going on.
I want you
to explain everything.
Explain everything
that's going on...
with the stupid light.
What do you mean,
"explain everything"?
I was just walking up here.
I was just going for a walk.
Going for a walk.
Yeah.
Okay, so why don't you explain
all the other sh*t that's
been going on, here?
What other sh*t?
- What other sh*t?
- The knocks,
- The knocks.
- f*cking,
random f*cking sh*t.
The faucet, the fridge door,
the milk house door.
The music.
What? Why do you...
Where the f*ck did you
find that stupid song?
What do you mean the
music, I haven't done sh*t.
I've been down at my
house the whole time.
The whole time? What are you...
No, I, this is the first
time I've ever been up here.
You didn't even
call me or anything
before you came up here.
What's going on? What
the f*ck are you doing?
He caught you on his property.
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
I believe
trespassing is ill*gal.
I'm not positive on
that, I'm not a...
Okay, if you guys really
wanna know what I was doing,
and if it's gonna
settle you down,
I just come up here to smoke
weed every now and then.
What?
- Smoke weed?
- Yeah.
- This guy's...
- Yeah, Marijuana.
Marijuana, oh, thank you for
informing me what marijuana is.
'Cause, 'cause,
nobody these days
know what the f*ck weed is.
But anyway, that's
besides the point.
- Dude.
- What...
This is unbelievable.
So you come up
here, you smoke...
I just come up
here, I sit down,
I smoke a bowl and I
go back to my life.
Here's one
reason why that's bull sh*t.
You live down the hill
a considerable amount...
So I'm gonna sit
where my mom can see me
smoke a bowl, 'cause
I'm pretty sure
she'll be very,
very fine with that.
Well it makes no
sense why you'd walk this far...
'Cause I'm at the
bottom of the hill,
she can't see up a hill.
Fine.
So, regardless of why you're
coming up here to smoke weed,
what's your connection
to those three people?
- Three people?
- What?
Yes, Lucas,
What's he talking about?
- Three people,
- What f*cking people?
I was yelling
at you, when you were
over here trying
to handle this guy.
Do you know anything
about these three people?
I don't know what the
heck's going on as it is.
No, it's the three
people that we saw, I swear.
Same outfit as the three
people in the field
that we saw that one day, that
one night we were shining.
What's been going on?
Who the f*ck are they?
They were in the milk house,
and it looks like they're
wearing a mask of a cow,
a horse and a pig, and
they're here, Luke.
And I wanna know what
this f*cking as*h*le
has to do with it.
I have nothing
to do with any of these.
I don't care,
what the f*ck, your
weed, you make people
wear stupid a*s masks...
Are you kidding me? I
came up here by myself.
Why would I bring
Just shut the f*ck up
anyone up on - and tell me
- your land?
- The truth.
I am telling you
the truth, dude.
You've known me
since kindergarten.
You know I wouldn't lie to you.
I've done nothing to you.
I've just been
your friend, dude.
That's all I've ever been.
I don't buy it.
You can roll your eyes
all you want, but...
Come on, dude, why would
I do anything like that?
I believe him.
I just come up here to smoke.
You believe him?
Yes, I believe him.
Are you kidding me? This is...
Why do you have a
sudden change of heart?
He's on your property...
Because I just
realized that I've
known the kid since
fricking elementary
school and he's never
done me no wrong at all.
About time.
And he's always
been truthful to me.
I can't...
It's the f*cking knock!
I'm here and
I haven't done anything.
Yeah, you're here 'cause
you're the f*cking
mastermind, which is...
Why the hell
would I be the mastermind?
We went through this.
Grab your g*n.
Where the f*ck is the g*n?
God damn it, Luke.
It was right there.
Schuster,
I'm going to destroy you.
Why, I didn't do anything.
I had nothing to do with this.
I'm grabbing the light.
I'm grabbing a light,
this is f*cking bullshit.
Yeah, you just...
You know what?
Schuster, just go.
Go, get out this.
I'm getting out of this sh*t,
it looks f*cking...
I swear to God, Schuster.
This is f*cking crazy,
you guys are nuts.
If I ever find out that you're
involved with this,
I will k*ll you.
- Fine. See you...
- Just go.
I don't, I just don't get
why you'd just let him go.
I gotta, it's...
He's been a friend of
mine forever, I can't...
Fine, fine,
fine, fine, fine, fine.
So we're f*cking
back to square one.
This is just f*cking dandy.
Well?
Age old question,
now what, Luke?
We just lost our prime suspect.
My g*n.
Okay, your g*n's gone.
So that's just f*cking awesome.
Now what?
He's our only f*cking option.
Shut the f*ck up.
Are you f*cking kidding me?
What the f*ck is that?
What the f*ck, get out of my...
Hang on, easy.
Do you have any kind of weapon?
My fist, that's
my f*cking weapon.
The f*ck?
Is that the,
is that the tractor?
My tractor's
running, what the f*ck?
Luke...
Why is my tractor running?
What? God damn it!
They're
f*cking everywhere, Luke.
Hey, just be careful!
What? What?
- f*cking...
- Oh sh*t,
- What is that?
- What is that?
What the f*ck is...
f*ck, get, get f*cking back!
Luke! Go!
f*ck, Luke!
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
sh*t.
Dude, they're f*cking
closing in, man.
Holy f*ck, we are so f*cked!
We gotta call the cops.
You got your phone?
Call the cops.
No, I don't have my phone, sh*t,
- it must've...
- Mine's,
- Mine's over here.
- It must've
dropped out when I was...
Mine was right here.
Are you f*ck...
Oh, my God.
Where the f*ck's my phone?
Okay, let's
just not lose our...
We just got, rela... Okay.
- f*ck.
- We need to
concentrate, we need to
think of a game plan.
Game plan.
What do you want for
a f*cking game plan?
They're getting closer.
No sh*t, they're
getting closer.
I can f*cking see that.
I don't wanna
go out there on my own.
This is so f*cked.
Luke, they're f*cking
messing with us.
And they're winning,
they're just doing sh*t!
None of it's making any sense.
They're just...
They're just cornering
us, and it...
I'll make sense.
I'll make some
f*cking sense of this.
What are you
gonna, what do you...
Should we stay
here? Should we go?
We're staying here.
You know why we're staying here?
It's 'cause of this right here.
What the f*ck?
It's that f*cking song.
What is this?
Move the curtain.
That stupid
f*cking song, again?
sh*t.
What is that? Number three?
f*ck thinks
they're Johnny f*cking Cash!
f*ck, they're
just standing out there, Luke.
f*cking sh*t.
They're right out there, Luke!
I see that!
f*cking sh*t. The music stops!
They're just toying with us.
You don't think I know that?
Okay, we got, we have to
think of some kind of plan.
We need like a diversion
or something, I...
And see, it's going on
and off, on and off.
They're turning sh*t on,
they're turning sh*t off.
The truck is probably
off, the tractor's off,
they're just dicking around!
Okay, f*ck,
we gotta figure
something out, now.
I've about had it, Cordero.
I've about
f*cking had it, too, Luke.
We gotta figure out
something right now.
I'm more than okay with this.
Nobody's there.
This is my home.
Nobody's there.
Nobody's outside?
You just looked?
No, Luke, nobody's...
Are you sure? Are you sure?
I'm positive, nobody's there.
I'm assuming they're gonna
come in no matter what,
Luke, they're getting
closer and closer.
f*cking hope they come in.
I'm f*cking ready!
You take 'em down.
Take whoever's here.
Can you handle two people?
Yes. Do you
see the size of me?
I will f*ck an army.
I'm gonna show
it to the authorities,
and I'm gonna get us outta here.
I'm gonna get this tape,
you're gonna be safe, I promise
I will get you outta here.
I love you, man.
I'm sorry about getting
you into all this.
Let's do it, and do it fast.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Okay, just...
I have faith in you.
Come on, Luke.
f*ck.
Come on, f*cking, come on.
What the f*ck?
You're on, m*therf*cker!
Oh sh*t, sh*t.
- God damn...
- Luke!
sh*t.
f*cking sh*t.
f*ck, sh*t.
f*ck.
f*ck.
sh*t.
sh*t.
sh*t.
f*ck.
Oh, God.
God damn it.
sh*t.
Help!
Oh, f*cking sh*t.
Oh, f*ck.
Oh, Luke, I'm coming.
Oh, sh*t.
I'm so sorry, Luke.
I'm coming.
Luke...
Luke.
Luke.
Luke!
Luke!
f*cking sh*t.
What are you doing, here?
What are you doing?
Oh, f*ck.
God.
Damn it, Luke.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
It's my fault.
Come on!
Come on, you f*cking...
You f*ck!
sh*t.
sh*t.
sh*t.
f*ck. sh*t.
Come on.
Rico!
What's up, dude?
What's happening?
How'd sh**ting go?
What's up?
They took Luke!
Hold on, what are
you talking about, Dude?
They f*cking took Luke.
Those three people, I
told you about that.
Chill out,
dude, hold on, chill out.
What are you talking about?
You remember when I told you
there was three
people harassing us,
- Yeah.
- And you said
that it was f*cking
bullshit, well it's not.
- Luke's gone.
- Relax.
- I barely...
- Chill, chill.
What are you, okay, what
are you talking about.
"Luke's gone", what
are you saying?
They took him.
There was three
people on his farm,
they took him, there
was masked people.
- I saw them.
- Well hold on,
why didn't you call me?
They took my phone!
They took Luke's phone.
Okay relax, relax, chill out.
Put the f*cking
camera down. Chill.
God damn it.
Chill for a
second, dude, okay.
Just let's go talk
to Mom or something.
- f*ck.
- Just relax.
Okay, what are you talking
about, "Luke is gone"?
Mom? Mom!
- What?
- Mom,
Cordero's freaking out.
Luke's gone!
Relax, dude, stop.
- Call the cops.
- Gone where?
We're not
calling the cops, chill.
Call the cops! They took Luke!
He's freaking
out over something.
I told you before
that there were three people
that were there and...
What are you talking about.
You have to
relax, why are you...
You don't get it!
Because, I...
It could've been avoided, and
you guys just dismissed it all
and now Luke's probably dead.
Okay, relax.
Is he kidding?
Is he being funny, or
what's he talking about?
I don't know...
- I'm not being...
- Just chill out.
- Don't understand...
- I don't know
if you're joking, or not,
why are you f*cking
talking like this?
I'm not - Just relax.
Joking.
Why would I come to the
house at 3 am and joke?
Why didn't you call me?
Why didn't you call me?
I just told
you! My phone was gone.
They stole my phone.
Right, let's just, okay.
No, I'll show
you, I have it on camera.
I caught them, and you
call the f*cking cops.
We need...
No, I'll show you right now.
Well then show me, I'm...
I'll show you, Mom. I have it.
Oh, sh*t!
Rico!
Rico, help!
Rico!
Hello, my name is - Howdy.
Cordero Roman.
I'm Luke Rohl.
I am the filmmaker,
camera man,
everything but the talent
for this documentary.
So I got a new
camera, new equipment.
We're ready to rock and roll.
I'm super excited
for this project,
and we'll be filming
stuff to show you
what's going on
behind the scenes.
And thank you for
watching this film.
Hopefully you'll be watching it
and watch this afterwards.
What're we gonna call it?
I have no idea for a title, yet.
Tentatively titled, "1,000
Miles From Hollywood", because
We're getting closer.
We're getting closer, so...
Hopefully everything goes well.
I'm coming for
you, Bruckheimer.
You hear me?
- Coming for you.
- Coming for you.
Thought that went well.
Yeah. Sure.
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