01x02 - Right Here Right Now II

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RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

EPISODE II

Approach !

- Should I drop anchor ?
- No, this is gonna be fast.

Don't hold it too high up,
keep it 30 centimeters from the ground.

Here he is ! Go Sonny, go !

Go, go ! There he is !

There comes the boy with the tanks.
Sonny, he's back !

Go Sonny !

What ? Sonny, he's got braids ?

Maybe he's a girl. Who knows ?
Is he a girl ? What a crazy world.

Go Sonny go ! Jump !

- She's in the back. A cappuccino ?
- No, I'll have breakfast at home.

Teresa !

- Where's your father ?
- It's me today.

- How many ?
- 22 gallons.

Still with the gallons ?
Dollars ! Or euros.

Dad says it's better
if you pay in dollars.

That was fast.

Not bad.

Not too good.

Come on. Come on.

- Let's go. Harder ! Harder !
- Alright. Alright.

- Time out. Ready ?
- Yeah.

Have breakfast now.

And try to hurry,
you're always late for school.

Careful.

Mom, no bacon for me.

Aliens landing today ?

Look who's talking.

Yummy. Arab for breakfast.

Cool.

Muffins again.

Is there hibiscus in this ?

Don't talk with your mouth full.
Danny asked for them.

- What happened to you ?
- Yeah, you stink.

- Come on, you know you like it.
- Stop. Stop.

Go wash up, it's getting late.
And take that cap off !

Danny the Champ.
How's it going ?

Why do you have to take her with you ?
You make her late.

I am he that aches
with amorous love...

Start over again, Caitlin.

With a little more conviction.
Don't be afraid of these words.

Of the passion
that's in these words.

I am he that aches
with amorous love...

Does the earth gravitate ?

Does not all matter, aching,
attract all matter ?

So the body of me
to all I meet or know.

So the body of me
to all I meet or know.

You like that ?

Can you feel me ?

Your body...

Only yours...

Okay, okay.

- What's the matter ? Isn't this okay ?
- Not here, babe.

Come on, it's nice here.

Okay, okay.

- You mad at me ?
- Thought you liked the way I did it.

- It's not you, babe.
- What do you mean ?

Fine.

Cate !

Why is this f*cking guy
following us ?

- Hey, hey, wait for me !
- There's room for everyone !

- So, how did it go ?
- Fine.

- Sam doesn't seem happy.
- What do you know about Sam ?

- I look at him.
- You look at him ?

- I look at all of them.
- Yeah, okay.

- Did you at least touch his thing ?
- No.

- But you felt it.
- Yeah.

Who the f*ck is he ?

Walk for me.

Walk for me !

- What ?
- Just a couple of steps.

Come on, do it for me.
It's an experiment.

Check out how he holds his legs.

Yeah, so ?

My theory...

He's got a big one.

You're really sick !

You can sit now.

Get going !
Wake up or you're going to burn !

- Come on guys !
- No !

- I gotta carry you ?
- No ! Let me go !

- I'm going to drop you in the water !
- Let me go you monster !

You as*h*le !

You wanna fall too ?

- Have you done it before ?
- Yeah !

- You did ?
- Hey, babe ! No !

- Is he with you guys ?
- He's Britney's new toy boy.

- At least he's got potential.
- He looks twelve.

You can tell
by the way he walks.

- I've seen you walk too.
- What the f*ck !

- Why are you such a b*tch to Danny ?
- 'Cause he likes it.

You'll burn your T-shirt !

Put that sh*t on, man !

Where are you going, T-shirt ?

- You have some blood.
- What ! Where ?

- Didn't you bring them ?
- What ?

I'll check Britney's backpack.

Why the face ?
Is it your first time ?

Where are you going ?

We're all going to Gigi's
because Enrico's got passes.

- Where were you ?
- I was cheating on you.

Maybe it's better
if Caitlin and I go back.

Why ? I feel like dancing.

- What happened ?
- I got my period !

- Danny ! Have a drink.
- I'm good.

- Come on, just a little bit.
- I'm good, man.

Whatever.

Duty calls.

Hold this.

- What is your name ?
- I don't speak Italian, sorry.

Your name ?

Harper.

Harper is a name for boys.

It's a name for a lot of things.

Where, where from ?

From a lot of places.

You're a strange one, aren't you ?

- She's with me.
- You her bodyguard ?

Hey, your brother ?

I told you she's with me,
she's my girlfriend.

Calm down.

What's going on ?

Americans always think
they own the world.

Calm down, all of you !
Nothing's happening here.

You always gotta be
at the center of attention.

- f*ck you.
- Don't ever say "f*ck you" to me !

You'd rather see me with a hijab,
baby brother.

All you do is talk
but you don't know sh*t.

What are you gonna do about it ?

Nothing.

Calm down, man !

- What's this about a hijab ?
- Nothing, man !

I'm not a savage, okay ?

It's just sometimes
I think about God.

Come here, man.

I know you're not a savage.

I think about God.

- Where is he ?
- Who ?

- T-shirt.
- Who cares ?

Happy period, you little sl*t !
Welcome to the club.

God you're sexy !

Go ahead.

- Everything good, Cate ?
- Everything good, Renato.

Hey, Cate !

- Danny ?
- It's me.

- Where's Danny ?
- I don't know.

Come here.

Give me a kiss.

- It's 72 and sunny today in Chicago.
- Cool.

I bet it's a perfect day
for the lake.

How was your day ?

- Fine, how was yours ?
- I met the new commander.

And her wife.

Cool.

Did you meet Fraser, their son ?

sh*t.

Jesus !

My God !

Did I wake you ?

I wasn't sleeping.

Keep your hands up
or you'll hurt yourself.

- Want to spar ?
- No.

- Come on, dad.
- You're off your game.

Just a couple of punches.

- Light punches.
- Okay.

Light punches.

- I'm sorry.
- It's fine.

I didn't mean it. Let's stop.

It's okay.

Let's go watch the game.

Yeah, sure.

The finals of the US League
All-Star game Home Run Derby.

- Are you still hanging out with Sam ?
- Yeah.

You like him ?

- Sometimes.
- And when you don't ?

I get bored.

- Is he making you sad ?
- No, dad.

- Because if he's making you sad...
- I know.

I'm Donald Trump
and I approve this message.

The politicians can pretend
it's something else

but Donald Trump calls it
radical Islamic terrorism.

That's why he's calling
for a temporary shutdown

of Muslims entering the United States
until we can figure out what's going on.

You're really going gray, dad.

Watch your mouth, troop !

- It's just the light.
- Yeah sure, it's just the light.

We will make America great again.

- I got it today.
- What'd you get ?

I got "it", dad.

Damn ! You tell mom ?

- No.
- Why not ?

She was watching the weather report
from Chicago, again.

- Rain ?
- No.

- Perfect day for the lake, though.
- That sucks.

Actually, it's good.

- Really ?
- Absolutely.

- I... I feel weird.
- It's normal, it's the hormones.

It's just your body.

It's just my body.

Really, it's no big deal.
It's gonna be great.

I love you, dad.

- Dad ?
- He just left.

sh*t ! Dad ! Dad !

Dad ! Come back !

Forward. March.

Left, left, left, right, left.

Left, left, left, right-o left.

Left, left. Platoon. Halt.

Right face.

Present arms.

Order arms.

- Hansen !
- Sir ?

- Take over.
- I got them, sir.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- You alright ?
- Yeah, I'm good.

- O positive.
- Yeah. What's yours ?

- I don't know.
- You gotta know.

Is it really that important ?

- Maybe for soldiers, yeah.
- Right. For soldiers.

- What are you doing up so early ?
- Nothing. Out for a walk.

- Coming to the beach later ?
- I don't know, maybe.

Slow down !

- Don't you like it ?
- Yes, of course I like it.

- But you want to do this here ?
- You don't like it here ?

It's so nice here.

I'll see you later.

But keep that thought.

- Hi.
- Hi.

If Simon's taking care of the barbecue,
I could make Apple Pandowdy.

Haven't had it since I was a kid !

Does Danny eat meat ?

Bad move coming out in the open.

Now you're going to feel
my wrath, b*tch !

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

What's up ?

Hello ?!

- Watch out !
- All right, chill.

Why are you talking to me ?
Don't talk to me.

You're f*cking up
my concentration and sh*t. Stupid.

I'm home.

- I picked up your package.
- Follow me.

What's that ?

No !

- Watch your shoes ! Your mom...
- God, sorry.

Let's go !

We can't wear them on base, but
we can wear them around the house.

When I ordered it
I wasn't thinking about your hair.

Come on.

Boys, you should've come
to Chioggia with us.

- Patrick introduced us to this sl*t.
- Was she his girlfriend ?

I am he that aches
with amorous love.

When I woke up there were three
f*cking guys banging her.

Does the earth gravitate ?

Does not all matter, aching,
attract all matter ?

So the body of me,
to all I meet, or know.

- It was awesome !
- Did you take turns ?

- Or did you f*ck her at the same time ?
- Both. You should've heard her scream.

"No ! Stop, stop !"
f*ck ! Stop, my a*s !

We all know these wops are wh*res.
f*cking love getting banged like that.

Cate ! Caitlin !

Come back here ! Why are you wearing
your father's shirt ?

Don't you dare
go out dressed like that !

- Hello Teresa.
- Haven't seen you lately.

- Did your father fire you ?
- I got fed up with getting up early.

You young kids
are a bunch of lazy bums.

Right.

Hi !

I wanted to tell you
my friend likes you.

But she's shy.

What's your name ?

Harper.

- And where do you come from ?
- From the American base.

- An American boy...
- But my mother is Nigerian.

So you speak Nigerian ?

Come on, tell me how to say...
I love you in Nigerian.

- Moni... what ?
- Monifere.

So... monifere, Harper.

Giulia, come here !

- Who's Giulia, you or your friend ?
- Surprise !

Why are you following me ?

Wrong clothes for what you're planning
on doing.

I'm not planning on doing anything.

- I heard you.
- Heard what ? I was messing around.

- You can't mess around with that.
- What do you want ?

Who do you think you are ?
You don't know me. Stay away from me.

Planning to go back
to the beach soon, Harper ?

- Blondie, want another beer ?
- What ?

It's like I'm incapable of telling Enrico
the stuff I wanna tell him.

- Because he's Italian ?
- I don't know, maybe.

- I didn't know you liked to talk.
- Don't be stupid.

There's a lot of stuff I like
that you don't know about.

Look, there's T-shirt.

Hey, Fraser.

- What is he wearing ?
- I like his style, he's different.

Mom ? Did I say it right ?

No idea.
You know I don't speak Arabic.

But you must know the prayer ?

Danny, it's good to read books
and be informed, but...

you shouldn't be having
certain thoughts.

What kind of thoughts ?

Today Spit's very agitated.

Could we please change his name ?
I don't think I'll ever get used to it.

He's eight months old,
and Spit's right for him.

So he stays Spit.

Isn't that right, Spit ?

What ?

A package.

From Fraser.
He didn't want to come in.

He's very shy.

- Get rid of it.
- Don't be so rude.

You know how hard it is
in the beginning.

It's always hard
for the rest of the world.

Can you shut the door
on your way out ?

- What ?
- Come on.

Get your stuff.

I'm good.

- Danny, is Craig coming ?
- You nuts ? He'd k*ll us !

Should we be doing it then ?

Come on.

- Look, there they are.
- Cate, up here !

Get up here !

- Brit !
- Just go !

Cate, watch this !

This girl is crazy !

Danny, no ! No !

Caitlin, shut up ! Come on !

Hurry up !

Come on.

What the hell, man ?!
What the f*ck are you doing ?

- Fly like an eagle, bro !
- Fly, Sam !

- Come on, Craig !
- Get her down !

Come on, she's never flown before.
It's all good, man.

- Get her down !
- No.

Danny !

Sam is f*cking stupid.
He'll get us all caught.

Watch out !

Danny, come on !
You're next !

f*cking kids !

I'll kick their a*s.

Bunch of idiots.
I'm going to kick his a*s !

Really ?

Really ?

- Fly like an eagle, man. Come on.
- Jesus, f*ck !

Did you fasten it enough ?
You're ready ?

- Now I'm ready, I'm ready.
- Make sure your legs are straight.

- Stop, stop, stop.
- Fly like an eagle, baby !

- Craig, what the f*ck !
- Sometimes you have to let him fly !

- Watch out !
- Yo, get out of the way !

Get out of the way !

Jesus Christ !

All you gotta do is let yourself go,
come on.

Put your legs out in front of you.
Put your leg in.

- Come on.
- No ! f*ck that sh*t, bro.

Put your right leg in,
put your left leg in !

Keep your legs out straight, then when
you get to the floor you start running.

- Cool ?
- Fine.

- Do I have to ?
- Just do it. Okay ?

- Come on.
- Okay, okay, okay...

My God !

My God, look !

Geez !

Catch me !

Did you hear me say put it down ?!
Didn't I say pull it down ?

Are you gonna listen now ?
Move !

You gotta listen, man !

Come on guys, let's be honest.
This is fun.

Who left the harnesses like that ?
Probably some stupid kid.

This never would have happened
on McAunty's watch.

It's true.

END OF EPISODE 2