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01x08 - 30%

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wireless". Aired: September 13, 2020.*
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A self-obsessed college student stranded in the Colorado mountains, whose only hope for survival is the tool he has spent his whole life learning to use: his smartphone.

01x08 - 30%

Post by bunniefuu »

[EERIE MUSIC]

[MUSIC BREAKING INTO STATIC]

ANDY: [GROANING]

Where's my phone?

- [CAR HORN HONKING]

- Help! Help!

Aah!

[PANTING]

[RETCHING]

[GROANING]

No no.

[TEXT CHIME]

[TEXT CHIME]

Thank you, God.

[GROANING]

sh*t. No.

[TYPING]

Oh, sh*t.

[BUSY SIGNAL]

[TYPING]

- [BUSY SIGNAL]

- No no-no-no-no no-no-no.

Okay

[TYPING, CHIME]

[SLOW TYPING]

What the

hell.

[SLOW TYPING]

It can't be.

That's too far.

No.

No no-no-no.

Okay okay, okay, okay.

[GROANING]

[TYPING]

Please

[FASTER TYPING]

Okay.

Please

[TYPING]

f*ck.

f*ck.

f*ck!

Why is there even a f*cking password?!

Huh?!

Who is trying to steal your f*cking wi-fi,

you selfish park ranger m*therf*ckers?!

Who?! A f*cking owl?!

Who? Who?

[SOBBING]

[TYPING]

[TYPING]

One mile away.

Colorado.

[TYPING]

Wait a second

[TYPING]

Shannon! Shannon!

It's Andy!

I'm stuck down here!

Okay, I can do it.

I'll get out.

[GROANING]

Okay, okay.

[GROANING]

Aah!

Ahh, f*ck.

f*cking idiot!

God damn it!

You couldn't afford

a decent f*cking ice-scraper, Dad?!

What is your f*cking problem, huh?

What the f*ck were you thinking?!

[DISTANT RUMBLES]

I wasn't ready for this.

You knew that.

You didn't even f*cking try.

I was just a kid.

You loved this piece of sh*t car

more than you loved me.

You selfish son of a b*tch, Dad.

[PANTING]

[PHONE CHIME]

Oh f*ck.

[SLOW TYPING]

[EERIE MUSIC]

[MUSIC BREAKING INTO STATIC]