01x05 - Needle in a Gaystack

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I loved your sister. I
never met anybody like her.

But I'm done. I'm
leaving at the next port.

The truth's in there.

Pippa's room number's in there.

What are we actually
looking for?

Anything she
might've left behind.

These are cabin
numbers and dates.

What is it? Names.

You two are onto something
big. You could use some backup.

The people on Pippa's list, the
computer's saying they've absconded.

It doesn't make any sense.

How can Jerome have absconded
when we haven't even docked yet?

I think from now on,
we need to be honest.

There is so much I
need to tell you. OK.

Don't stop on my account.

Felipe and Jerome, who knows
what they had going on?

People abscond all the time.

Jerome. I never
told you about him.

Where is my sister? I chased her,
all the way to the edge of the ship,

and I watched her fall.

What is going on?

What if someone sees? The
guests were a no-show.

Some people have got
money to burn, apparently.

Hi. Hi.

How was the show tonight?

Oh, don't ask.

I'm just counting down the
days until I'm off here.

Well, you know what I mean.

You know surprising a northern
girl with a chippy tea

is basically a proposal?

Pippa, the other night, I...

Don't worry about it. No, I'm...

But it doesn't count when
you say it with d*ck brain.

No, well, that's the
thing... It's honestly fine.

No, it wasn't d*ck brain.
Yeah, but don't worry about it.

But, Pippa, listen
to me. I meant it.

I love you.

You're real.

Real is something that's been
missing from me for a long time.

Real's what I need.

And...

..I have to tell you something.

Something I should've
told you a long time ago.

I...

What was that?

Wait here.

Sam?

I was handling it. Well, it
didn't look very handled.

I want to know who
he's talked to.

He hangs round with a girl.
Vivian. Her name's Vivian.

Anyone else?

Wake up. What is wrong with you?

He made a mistake.

Yeah, several. And
we're paying for 'em.

He needs his head looking at.

I am in the room, you know?

Yeah, I'm talking ABOUT
you, not TO you, psycho.

We've a duty to each
other. Oh, yeah?

And where was his duty to us
when he was poking that slag, eh?

Enough.

Go find this Vivian.

Move out.

Where are we?

Where are we?

Sam?

Those boys are done
covering for you.

I should never have let you
get involved with the girl.

She was never going
to understand.

Not like I do.

Not like we do.

Clean up your mess.

I'll square things
with the others.

And get rid of the
French boy's shite.

What do you mean, he's
gone? I mean Jerome's gone.

There's already someone
new in his room.

Do you know him? This Jerome?

Jesus, Cormac. The
lad's Bermuda Triangled

and you're worried whether
or not we had it off?

Where is she?

That's Vivian's cabin.

Why Jerome, huh?

What did he ever do to you?

Are you k*lling people?

And... and they're
covering for you?

Did Pippa find out?

Is that why you k*lled her?

Answer me.

Sam.

Go on, then! Do it!

You heard her - clean me up
like you cleaned Pippa up.

You didn't love her.

You're just sick in the head.

f*ck!

You know, I'd quit if it meant

that I could spend the
rest of this week with you.

What's stopping you?

I have this friend who needs me.

When my mum said I
had to come on here,

I didn't love the idea of having

to spend my 22nd birthday
at an enrichment seminar.

Or worse - ziplining.

And then,

second day,

there you were.

My real gift.

That sounded better in my head.

Well, lucky for you,

I'm the gift that
just keeps giving.

sh*t. Ow. Jesus.

Cormac, what the hell?

Were you slapping
sloppies up here?

What are you doing?

Who's she? Uh, she's with me.

Well, you breast...
BEST come with us.

Why? What's going on?

You're being hunted.

Well, is it done? Um...

Hey-hey. How's it going?

Aye. All shipshape, Mr A.

Got to keep the troops
happy. Doughnut?

No, ta.

You sure? Yeah.

Officer Rhodes, wait up.

Where have you been?

Talk to me, Cormac.

Let me help.

Cormac, please.

My name isn't Cormac.

What?

I thought Jamie was with you.

He went to meet with Sam.

I shouldn't have let him go on
his own. Why didn't I go with him?

Looked like you had your
hands full back there.

I didn't know you had it in you.

Hiya. I'm Rosie.

Lily.

You've got a tit out, Lily.

This is it, I can
feel it. Game's over.

We're all completely...

Jesus! You need
to come with me.

What is going on? Where's Jamie?

Why Jerome?

He was so... Harmless.

I mean, he was the only one of us
who actually enjoyed being on here.

What did he ever do to Sam?

This doesn't make sense.

None of it makes sense.

What about Pippa?
I mean, did she...?

She's dead.

Sam k*lled her. He... chased
her over the side of the ship.

I'm so sorry.

And the people on her
list, the absconded,

what happened to them?

Same as Pip and Jerome.

They're all gone.

Who the hell is this Sam?

Why is he k*lling people?

He's... he's one
of the officers.

I thought he was the nice one.

Yeah, well, how often
do you hear that?

"He was quiet, he
seemed like a nice guy."

And even worse, all the other
officers are covering for him.

And these lads took
you to some secret room

that none of us have ever
noticed with no... What?

With no windows
and a hidden door?

Yeah.

There must be
someone we can go to.

I could go to my parents.

Yeah. Yeah, cos her
family's, like, Bezos rich.

People will listen to them.

She's a whale?

He means you're first class.

We all have a cross to bear.

Even if we raise the alarm,
it's our word against theirs.

We've got zero proof.

OK, so let's get it.

We owe it to Jerome, don't we?

We owe it to all of them.

We dock tomorrow, so let's just
get the proof and get off here.

Yes. Run away.

Finally, a sensible plan.

We need to go and find the
room that they put you in,

get some photos of Jerome.

With those mad b*stards still in
there? That's not running away,

that's running back into
the burning building.

Yeah, well, the police took
Danny's body, didn't they?

So Jerome is the only
solid proof that we have.

We just have to find this room.

Olly, you know guys
in engineering, right?

So you can get us
ship schematics.

Yeah. Yes, brilliant.

OK, so you two stay here
with Jamie, keep watch,

and we'll go and
find Lily's parents.

Guys, come on!

Right now we have the
advantage. We can do this.

The officers won't want
to attract attention,

and there are thousands
of crew on here.

So finding us will be like
finding needles in a g*y stack.

Listen up.

We've got ourselves a
couple of recreants.

Defectors.

Deserters.

Isn't that the boy
who shagged a fish?

Insubordinate rats who have
shirked all responsibility

and dropped you lot in
the big f*ck-it bucket.

Well, not on Karen's watch.

Their treachery will
not go unpunished.

I need Vivian Lim and Jamie
Walsh turned over to me.

We have reason to believe that
some of you lot must have been

aiding and abetting.

So for every hour that goes by
that they are not in my custody,

we'll be docking all
crew half a day's wage.

What? You can't do
that. Are you joking?

Watch me, juicy fruit.

Now, tick tock.

Get out there and
catch me my rats.

You heard her. Move! Move! Move!

Half a day's wage? Are
they having a laugh?

They can't do it, we have
rights. Chop f*cking chop! Out!

I know every inch of this ship.

No hidden rooms.

Can I take these?

They're looking for your boy.

What was that about g*y stacks?

Come on, let's go.

Is that her?

You all right, Jamie?

She's gone.

Pippa was all I had and
she's actually gone.

That's not true, OK?

It might've been before,
but it's not any more.

There's people
all over this ship

putting their necks on
the line for you, man.

You're not alone, OK?

We've had our
differences, me and you.

You are highly strung and actually
quite inflexible at times...

..but we're all here for you.

I'm here for you.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'll tell you something else.

Pippa and you? These guys
messed with the wrong family.

Have you seen?

Your face is everywhere.

Quickly.

It's her! It's the
girl! She's over there!

Should I get the
blue or the red?

Get both, baby.

Look at this, honey?

Will I look frumpish in this?

Not possible, cherry pie.

I'm so sorry.

Don't worry, don't worry. I've
got it. I've got it, it's fine.

Here, put these on.

Are you actually being picky?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Wait up. Not so fast.

You missing something?

You dropped this.

Thanks.

All clear on the
promenade. Keep looking.

So, do you remember anything
about how you got to this room?

We went upstairs, about...
about three or four sets.

It... I wasn't very conscious.

Oh. Look, the room was on
a higher deck, all right?

It... it, it felt like
I fell for a long time.

We could be here all night.

I'm not sure we've
got all night.

OK. Let's say this
secret room is real.

It's real. Well, they aren't
going to advertise it, are they?

But there has to be a way in.

How many decks are on here
again? 18.15 for guests and...

Pippa's cabin. Her floor, she'd
written numbers all over her floor.

It looked like
she'd lost the plot

but I think she was
mapping the ship.

There was this...
this weird symbol.

What you doing?

Oh, I f*cking love Pictionary.

What is it?

Oh, hands. It's hands
pressed together.

Oh, yeah. Like the prayer emoji.

No, no. You mean
the high five emoji.

No, I mean the prayer emoji.

No. It's a high five.

It's two hands praying.
No, no. It's a high five.

It's the prayer emoji. Cormac,
how can you not see that?

One hand there and the
other hand there, praying.

How is that not praying?

Jamie? What is it?

Jamie? Jamie, what is it?

What? Keep walking.

We're here.

Jamie. What?

What are we looking for?

I don't know.

Excellent.

Maybe a door?

Like the one I saw
the officers use.

This room, it was
significant. It was...

It was important to Pippa.

I didn't know we
had a prayer room.

Yeah, that's cos you're
a godless heathen.

Don't hate the sinner.

Mum? Mum!

What were you doing in my
room, creep? Where's Mum?

She's at a pasta making class.

Well, how long is
she going to be?

How long is a piece
of pappardelle?

You know, I knew you
had mummy issues, Lil,

but getting your
girlfriend an M&S makeover?

Really.

Can you just? Find them. Yeah.

Don't talk to her, Nile.

I mean it.

Hey, don't worry,
I can handle him.

It's not you I'm
worried about. Look,

can you just be careful, please?

I'm a whale, remember?
They won't try me.

No, I don't think normal
rules apply on this ship.

Just stay here.

Do you hear that?

Come here. Listen.

Jesus Christ.

Where the hell are we?

Inside the walls.

I've always wondered how the
officers were always so everywhere.

So Sam isn't the
only psycho in here?

Sh.

What was that?

They are so dead.

They're not in here.

This seems like a lot of
effort for a deserter.

I wonder what fish
boy actually did.

They turned the
crew electric off.

Water's off again too.

I've had to start douching with
a bottle of San Pellegrino.

Urgh.

Sophia, can you speak to Sam?
Find out what's going on.

Or see if we can
use his bathroom.

Me and Sam are done with.

What?

Yeah. I outgrew him.

Were you and Sam, like, a...?

Friends with benefits.

But the benefits have
officially run out.

Shame.

These weren't in the blueprints.

They must go all over the ship.

I think we should...
No. No. No.

What?

No. Not happening, OK? I know
what you're going to say.

We should split up? No!

No. Get all the way off to f*ck.

He's, he's darkness-phobic.

He's afraid of the dark?

I'm afraid of what's
in the dark. OK?

Like psychotic military freaks who
want to cut our f*cking heads off

and drink from our
f*cking skulls.

Come on. I'll hold your hand.

No, no, go on. I'm
good. I'm good.

I'm good.

Look, just remember,
if you find the room...

Photos. Evidence. Got it.

Be careful.

Come on, big man.

Why is it so hot?
It's hot as hell.

Maybe because this is hell.

What?

Do you remember how
you ended up on here?

On the Sacramentum?

What if none of it is real?

What if we all died

and this boat is some
sort of purgatory?

Think about it.

OK, I have thought about it.

Don't talk shite.

What?

What is it?

Where's your bathroom?

I'm not allowed to talk to you.

Restock the shampoo whilst
you're in there, skiv.

You know, it's quite glaring.

What's that?

Your freaky crush
on your sister.

I mean, yeah, she's not
your sister by blood,

but, for the sake of scandal,

we'll go ahead and
call it incest.

A game the whole
family can play.

You don't know anything.

Well, I know that
you're a spoilt brat

with delusions of adequacy,

who tries to make
other people miserable

because you can't bear
your own empty existence,

cos you're so
desperate to be wanted.

Bathroom?

On the left.

Jamie, are you all
right? Yeah, fine.

Slow down. Hey, hey, look at me.

What?

Breathe.

I'm sorry I lied
to you, all right?

I lied because I didn't want to
get you involved in all this.

You can still turn back.

You did what you had to.

Coming on here like you did,

I think it's amazing.

I think YOU'RE amazing, Jamie.

No, I'm not going back.

We're doing this.

We're going to bring
these guys down.

They've been watching us?

I think there's more
to it than that.

I don't think we're alone.

Here.

It's a dead end.

No, it's not. Keep going.

Yeah, this is it.

They... they took
my phone. Can I...?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

I can't. I can't look.

I'm sorry, Jerome.

All right, Jamie,
we've got enough.

Come on, come on, we
need to go, Jamie.

But you just got here.

Well, don't just stand there.

Hey, fellas. Come on up.

How are ya?

Hello, Mary.

Don't you f*cking... Phone, now.

You have a lot of
questions, Jamie.

And I'll show you the truth.

First though, let me
apologise sincerely on behalf

of everyone at Velorum.

It should never have
gotten to this point.

We haven't had an incident
like this in a very long time.

But here we are.

A word, once let out of the cage,
cannot be whistled back again.

Stand by LXQ11.

Christ.

Problem, Officer Beaker?

No. No problem, sir.

Make yourself useful.

Stop.

You kids want a
lemonade or something?

What is going on?

Karen?

No.

Sam?

You sure?

Sit.

Coffee.

Coffee.

We are ready to go.

Then go we shall.

The boys are fine.

Aren't you, boys?

We're all going
to watch together.

Whales to checkpoint one.

What are we watching?

Who is that? Who is she?

Leila.

She works in housekeeping.

Whales at checkpoint two.

It's their anniversary.

Karen, we're ready for you.

Roger that. Copy.

Punch it.

♪ How'd you get that cute
look? You look great... ♪

Well, thank you!

♪ I've got a way
to keep in style

♪ Powder your face with sunshine

♪ Put on a great big smile

♪ Make up your
eyes with laughter

♪ Folks will be
laughing with you... ♪

Who are they?

Are they guests?

What are they
going to do to her?

Powder Your Face With
Sunshine by Evelyn Knight

Why is she just standing there?

You're supposed to run, honey!

No, come on. Come on.

Stop! Let her go!

Please. Please don't hurt her.
Please. Don't hurt her, please.

Help!

♪ Smile, smile, smile! ♪

Help!

Help me, please!

Argh!

Can I, baby? With the sword?

Katana.

What?

It's a katana, Pat.

Sure. Katana. Can I?

Now, with your dominant
hand an inch from the...

Look at my hands. I'm shaking.

I feel electricity just
running through me.

Time, please.

Oh, we like the quick ones.

Nice work, people.

Get off. Get off!

Thanks, everyone.

No.

You know, I almost feel for you.

I tried to warn you.

I probably could've
been more explicit,

but do you know how many NDAs
we have to sign? It's crazy.

Maybe we have more in
common than you think.

You wouldn't be up here
if you weren't so...

What was it you said?
Desperate to be wanted.

You wouldn't have tied yourself up
in a neat little bow, would you?

Between us, Vivian...

..this whole thing
freaks me out.

I'm actually a pacifist.

You're a snake. Oh. See?

You've been so
focused on the snake,

you missed the scorpion.

What's going on?

Lily.

What did you tell her?

Nile, don't ruin this for me.

What's going on?

I told you.

You're my birthday gift...

..and they're letting
me open you early.