Sauna (2025)

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Where am I?

Asif, you sl*t!

Can we get some more shots?

- Why not?

- I already got you some.

So what? We're leaving soon.

Are you a Gold Star g*y?

That's a g*y man

who's never been with a woman.

He could be a Premium g*y,

like me.

Premium g*y? Come on!

- Relax. He's from Odense.

- Are there g*y bars there?

- Yes, one.

- How is it?

I haven't been.

It's probably

like G-Bar in Aarhus.

Pretty much

only straight people go there.

Who would you want to f*ck?

- That guy.

- All right, let's go!

You can spend the night

if you'd like.

No, thank you.

But this was nice.

- See you.

- Sure. Bye.

Go cruising instead.

You're off work.

I'm just browsing.

How's life as a big city g*y?

Do they treat you okay?

Yeah...

Grindr isn't a great place

to meet new friends, you know.

- Hi.

- I'd like to use the sauna.

Number 69 for you.

Have fun.

Johan, look.

This is for you.

- Hello, boys.

- Hi, Michael.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Something tells me we're going

to have a busy night.

Hi.

- Hello?

- Hey.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Come in.

- Thank you.

- Would you like a beer?

- Yes, please.

- I didn't decorate the place.

- Oh? Who did?

My landlord.

I haven't lived here for long.

It's still a bit empty.

Do you want to hang your coat?

Yeah.

Is this how

you usually meet people?

Not really.

- Do you want to sit over here?

- Sure.

- Don't touch my chest.

- Okay.

Are you...?

Seriously?

Hey, I think...

I think I'll take off.

It's just that... I haven't

been with a trans guy before.

- Right.

- Would you...

Maybe you should

have read my profile.

Please stay?

Did I tell you

my name is Johan?

- No, you didn't. I'm William.

- William?

- That's a nice name.

- Thanks.

I chose it myself.

Good choice.

Thanks.

Can I kiss you again?

Okay.

Water!

- Did you have a fun evening?

- Yes, and night and morning.

I went home with a super-hot

guy I met at Nevermind.

A terrible dancer,

but great in bed.

Nice.

What about you and William?

Are you going to see

each other again?

If you want something

from life, you need to grab it.

Whether it's money or c*ck.

Or both, for that matter.

Would you like to meet again?

- Hi.

- Hi.

- May I?

- Yes.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- Are we out of milk?

- It's on the table.

Oh, right.

Thanks.

It sounded

like you had fun yesterday.

You're so gross.

- Sound doesn't travel here.

- Yes, it travels very well.

- You would know.

- Yes.

I've lived here for years.

I only have one thing to say.

Take a guess?

- Pig.

- Old pig, thank you very much.

- That's right.

- Have fun.

Good morning.

Thank you.

How did you sleep?

I slept okay.

Sleeping somewhere new

is always a bit weird.

- Where do you live?

- In a dorm room in Amager.

- You're a student?

- I'm on hiatus.

From Literary Studies.

So, I'm sort of a student.

I'm taking a break

to focus on my transition.

Can I ask you something?

That sounds serious.

It's just because...

Is your roommate

your sugar daddy?

- No, not at all.

- You can tell me.

You didn't meet on Instagram,

right?

- No, we met at Adonis.

- The g*y sauna?

I know it sounds a bit weird,

but we just talked.

You didn't worry

that he had sexual motives?

A little bit at first.

But he's the sweetest man ever.

He helped me get a job

at the sauna.

You work at Adonis?

Have you ever been?

- Are you sure it's okay?

- Yes.

Hello?

- Hi, Rolf.

- Hi, Johan.

Two tickets, please.

- Put this around your ankle.

- Right.

You look nice.

How...?

I'll just put this on.

- Okay?

- Yeah, sure.

Johan!

Open the door, Johan.

- Get out.

- What?

She can't be here. Get out.

- William is trans. He's g*y.

- I don't give a f*ck.

Look, I don't give a sh*t

who you spend your time with.

But this is a place where men

come to have sex with men.

Hi, you've reached William.

I can't answer the phone...

Hi.

I'll call the police and report

that thing as a hate crime.

That infantile graffiti

your lover did.

The more h*m*

and oppressive my story is -

- the more turned on he gets,

so he got the tragic version.

Beaten as a child, learned

to be macho in the ghetto -

- got kicked out as a teenager

and lived on the streets.

When we got

to his f*cking penthouse -

- he just needed to be f*cked

by this beautiful, tragic...

... Arab man.

Super exotic and super r*cist.

- Why did you do it, then?

- It was a sugardate.

Didn't you listen?

- Hey! How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

Honey, snap out of it.

You just need a rebound.

Yeah.

- Do you want vodka or tequila?

- Definitely tequila.

- Hi. How many are you?

- Three.

- Do you know the place?

- We've been here before.

Enjoy your evening.

Hi. How can I help you?

- I'd like to get in, please.

- Any particular reason?

My friends are inside.

Wait...

William? Hi.

- Do you know each other?

- Yeah, it's fine.

You can go in.

Put these on your camera,

so you can't take pictures.

... but it's less

than half the price.

- Hi. I'm Johan.

- I'm Teys.

Are you here alone?

- Are you having a good time?

- Yes, we are.

- Where have you been?

- At Nevermind.

- I'll go back inside.

- Yeah.

- Is it okay if I join you?

- Sure.

Do you want to hang up

your jacket?

It's warm down there.

- Nice hiding place.

- Exactly.

There's lots of good stuff

down there.

Thank you.

Want some?

There we go.

Are you guys a couple? You're

really a beautiful couple.

- Is it your first time here?

- No, no.

You guys are so beautiful,

I can't even get over it.

It's not your first choice.

I've been bartending since

before you started working.

It's my first time here,

but not in a dark room.

We're all professionals, yeah.

He's been around

is what he's saying.

Who are you here with tonight,

sweetie?

I'm really sorry

about what happened.

I know you didn't intend

for anything bad to happen.

But I did ask if you were sure

it was okay for me to be there.

I'm really sorry.

I need you to understand

where I am right now.

I will.

- Isn't that uncomfortable?

- Yes, it is.

It's just temporary, until

I've saved up for top surgery.

Can't you get it funded?

It takes forever

in the public sector.

I don't want to wait,

so I'm saving up.

How much more do you need?

Around 20,000 kroner.

You just have

to believe in yourself.

Wow. You do it every time.

Okay, I'll try.

- What's that?

- Testosterone.

A friend is giving me his

leftovers until I get approved.

- In a tube?

- Testosterone. Yes.

Will it still work if it gets

mixed with bubble solution?

Where do you put it?

I usually put it on my inner

thighs, stomach or chest.

- Let's do your inner thighs.

- Yes.

- The other one, too?

- Yes.

Do I need more?

A little bit.

- Otherwise it'll be uneven.

- We can't have that.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Pass it around.

- Yes. Just take some.

- It's good to see you.

- This is Johan.

- Hi, I'm Chris.

- I'm Elias.

It's so weird

that Frederik is leaving.

- It's his last night. Well...

- His last movie night.

- Where are you going?

- On exchange. For five months.

- Where?

- Sydney.

- Nice!

- But it'll be strange, too.

I'm so used to having

my people close by.

What's wrong with you, Johan?

Jesus...

Sorry I'm late.

What's wrong?

Johan, come here.

Have you been stealing

from the till?

I caught you on camera.

- Yes.

- That was f*cking stupid.

I'd like my keys back.

And I never want to see you

here again. Understood?

What the hell

were you thinking, Johan?

I wanted to help William.

I'll give you one month

to find another place to live.

Are you okay?

I quit my job at Adonis.

How come?

I don't want to work somewhere

you're not welcome.

We came here a lot

when I was a kid.

My parents almost sold it

during the divorce.

But...

They ended up keeping it -

- and now they're best friends

and come out here together.

How wonderful.

That doesn't happen often.

Yeah. They also try

to make it seem a bit q*eer.

Which is sort of awkward.

What about your parents?

- My dad doesn't know I'm g*y.

- Oh?

But your mum knows, right?

We haven't really talked

about it since I told her.

Don't you want him to know?

No. We never talk anyway.

But isn't it annoying to have

to hide it when you see him?

I'm not hiding it.

I just haven't told him.

- Isn't that the same thing?

- Not at all.

Right. I just think...

I just felt so relieved

when I came out.

Your parents are more woke

than mine.

Trust me, they aren't woke.

- They paid for your surgery.

- Yes.

Because I promised

to go back to uni.

- It's not a fortune to them.

- 35,000 kroner?

I actually

have a surprise for you.

It's a strap-on.

That's so f*cking hot.

When did you find out

you were into guys?

When I fell in love

with my best friend, Jacob.

Oh no.

It happened during

the summer holiday -

- before our second year

of high school.

We went for a swim,

just him and me.

There was a lake

close to where he lived.

But he'd left his trunks

at home.

Oh no!

He didn't care, of course.

He just wore his boxers.

White boxers.

Hot.

When he got out of the water,

they were all see-through.

And I immediately

got a massive b*ner.

I couldn't let him see it,

so I swam further out -

- and pretended

nothing had happened.

I just couldn't control it.

When I got to where he couldn't

see me, I took off my trunks...

... and started to jack off.

I've never come so quickly.

It was so beautiful. Tiny fish

started to nibble on my semen.

It was floating in the water,

like a little worm.

I felt like

I was one with everything.

Then what happened?

He started to distance himself

from me.

A few months into the school

year, we barely spoke anymore.

If I had caught you jacking off

I would have joined you.

I know you would.

Hi.

Hi.

- Did you have a nice evening?

- Yes, I did.

- What did you do?

- We just drank some beers.

That sounds nice.

- Sorry. I completely forgot...

- I'll take care of it.

Elias just texted that he has

some spare Testogel -

- which I'd like to get before

he goes to Berlin tomorrow.

I don't think I'll have time.

Could you pick it up for me?

- Yes, of course.

- Awesome.

Thank you.

I'm leaving really soon,

so I need to hurry.

It's our turn.

Hello. How can I help?

- I'm picking up some Testogel.

- Can I see your ID?

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

All right. Just a moment.

Will I see you

at Teys' T-party?

Teys' T-party?

He's been on hormones

for two years. You should come.

Here we go.

Okay.

- I guess that's it.

- Did you find a place to live?

Yes.

Well, no. But...

William is letting me stay

until I find something else.

I know what you're thinking.

I'm mainly thinking that you've

been acting like an idiot.

I don't think you get it.

The man in that photo...

His name was Aksel.

We were together

for seven years.

He gave me that flower

on one of our first dates.

The rock is from Ls.

We went there

on summer holiday in '87.

That's where I took that photo.

That was the year

before he died.

Right in there,

in your old room.

He lived with A*DS

for two years.

The doctors couldn't help him,

so I took care of him.

We couldn't marry back then,

so I didn't have any rights.

They didn't even

let me attend the funeral.

So, yes...

I understand what it's like to

sacrifice everything for a guy.

You're not as alone

in everything as you think.

Take care of yourself.

GENDER IDENTITY CLINIC

No, I have no idea.

Yeah.

Yeah...

Yeah.

Definitely.

Okay. Bye.

- Who was that?

- It was Teys.

Are you okay?

No, not really.

GIC don't get that you can be

trans and g*y at the same time.

- Thanks for waiting for me.

- Of course.

It was just

the first interview, right?

- What do you mean?

- They need to get to know you.

No, it's not that.

Look, no matter what, I think

you're absolutely perfect.

What do you mean?

In terms of what?

- Regardless of what GIC says.

- It's just that...

- I'm not doing it for you.

- I'm trying to be nice.

If I don't get cleared, I'll be

begging for leftover hormones.

So, please stop acting like

it is less serious than it is.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Where have you been?

What is it?

Have you been painting?

Okay.

Where did you do that?

At the Gender Identity Clinic.

What do you mean?

Do you think -

- staff at the clinic will

think trans people are astute?

"We'd better do as they say.

They've vandalised our office."

You wouldn't know as you're

not dependent on the GIC.

Do you even want me here?

- What did you say?

- What are we?

What are we really?

I want to be with you, Johan.

But...

But what?

I'm only just figuring out

how to be who I am.

I just need to...

- Hi.

- Hey. Sorry, I'm late.

- It's wonderful to see you.

- Likewise. Hey, babe.

- What would you like?

- I'll have a beer.

What does that say?

q*eers Bash Back. Yes!

Nice.

How are you?

Oh, fine.

How are things at Adonis?

They're fine. We got

a new guy to replace you.

Isak. He's f*cking clueless,

but very sweet.

And the men are still

f*cking each other.

Do you miss it?

- No.

- Good.

Because you probably won't

ever suck c*ck in there again.

And you and William?

- Are you still together?

- Yes. We live together now.

- So that's great.

- The whole package.

But it's temporary. I need

some money for another place.

We're not supposed to live

together. It's a dorm room.

I have a new sugar daddy.

He's old but rich.

You know me.

I'm an expensive girl.

Hi. Come in.

- Would you like some water?

- Can I have a beer?

- Have you been drinking?

- No.

- You haven't taken anything?

- No.

- No drugs or alcohol, okay?

- Okay.

The money is over there.

- What's going on?

- Can you get up?

Sure.

I'll put this in the wash.

I'm sorry I haven't had

a lot of energy lately.

I'm really sorry.

It's okay.

Would you like to come with me

to Teys' T-party?

He's been on testosterone

for two years.

- Sure.

- Be my date?

Yes, I'd love to.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- What's all this?

- It's for making drinks.

Wow, that looks expensive.

Where did you get it?

Here you go.

- Hi. Congratulations.

- Thank you.

- Would you like one?

- No, I have this.

- Your hair looks amazing.

- I was nervous about it.

I wanted

to do something different.

I think it's really cool.

- Sorry?

- The curls are super cool.

- That was so much fun.

- Bring motorboating back.

- We'll do it later tonight.

- Yes, totally.

- Who got motorboated?

- Was it you or you?

- It was Jesper and Vivi.

- Who did it to whom?

Who was top and who was bottom?

I asked really nicely if I

could be motorboated. I had to.

In the end.

- That sounds like fun.

- Not right before breakfast.

- Would anyone like a drink?

- No thanks.

Thanks.

I think William is nervous

about the interviews at GIC.

About not getting the drugs.

How do the interviews work?

They basically have to assess

whether you're trans or not.

How do they do that?

They ask you

some f*cked-up questions.

Like what?

Look, I really just want

to party tonight.

Of course. You should.

This is your day.

- It was just perfect.

- Yes, totally.

I didn't know until Vivi wrote:

"Do you remember...?

- And I was like... Oh, right.

- All the memories came back.

- Anything you'd like to share?

- No.

Someone

you'd like to motorboat?

Are you okay?

I'd like to make a toast.

- A toast to being trans.

- Cheers.

Wait. A toast to being trans

and to the group.

- Great.

- This is a great group.

The future is yours.

f*ck the GIC. Right, William?

You guys are great.

Don't touch me.

You should go home

and get some sleep.

Why?

We can't talk

when you're like this.

Like what?

Just say it.

Can you make it home

on your own?

Are you awake?

What happened yesterday?

Would you please look at me?

What's going on?

No one wanted me to be there.

I don't understand

what you get out of...

... being so paranoid.

You didn't want me there

either.

You just left me on my own.

No one wanted to talk to me -

- and no one

wanted to hang out with me.

I felt

really excluded and alone.

Do you think that's okay?

No. But I think you feel

alone no matter where you are.

What?

What did you say?

I'm saying that it might not be

my fault that you felt alone.

- What was I supposed to do?

- You were being a total d*ck.

What kind of exclusive club

is it?

How do you think I felt?

Right.

At least I wasn't the one

who threw you out of Adonis.

- How can you say that?

- It's the same thing.

I was thrown out of Adonis

because I'm trans.

It's not the same.

If you miss Adonis, you're

more than welcome to go back.

I can't. I was fired.

What?

I stole money for you.

- You did what?

- For your top surgery.

What are you saying right now?

What's going on here?

Your rich parents paid,

so you didn't even need it.

What is this?

Who are you even?

- You've lied all the time?

- I did it for you!

It was for you. But all you

care about is your hormones.

Can't you just be who you are?

Who are you?

Who the f*ck are you?

What are you doing?

Huh?

I'm going to Teys' place.

If you leave now,

we're done with each other.

I want you out of here

by tonight.

- I'm sorry.

- I've given you so much.

I never asked you for anything.

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