01x02 - O Cachorro

[bunniefuu]

Can't we agree it's magic
and go home, Luna?

It's a fungus, I know it is.
There must be a fungus in my brain.

A fungus that causes
hallucinations with cards, makes sense.

Fungi are very mysterious, Sabrina.
Life is made of fungi.

Luna Lovari.

The famous last words.

Go on.

Keep going!

It won't hurt.

Well, that's it.

Your symptoms of hallucination
gave me some hope,

but it seems like
your exams are just fine.

It's a shame.
I came just to see the fungus.

But, wait a second, there's
a slight swelling in this region.

Did you bump your head recently?

Not too hard.

-It's just a concussion, then.
-That's it?

-Then it's magic, Luna!
-Sabrina.

Or you aren't talking to cards
and none of this is happening.

-It's true, it's magic!
-You're making me look like I'm crazy.

You're not crazy,
and you're a gypsy, so it's magic!

We tried, but science
can't help you this time!

It's scary how so many good things
are happening in our lives.

Good things?
I'm hearing and seeing things,

and there isn't a single fungus
in my brain to console me.

I had sex with the editor-in-chief,
and my roommate is a lunatic

-who yells about "magic" in hospitals.
-You can see the future!

The future is following me.

-Can you come with me to work?
-No.

Your horoscope said I'm going to get
everything I deserve at home.

It's magic!

IN LUNA'S WORLD

Hi.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Look at me when I'm speaking to you.

I've figured you out already.

It's what every astrologer does, right?

You write some platitudes
that everyone can relate to,

but that doesn't work on me.

Blasphemy! I don't say platitudes.

We predict the future.

You fool!

Can you hear it?

You mystics love a bit of theater.

I'm keeping an eye on you.

Only I can hear you?

Obviously.

I only bring disgrace!

ARIES:
LEARNING TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR SOUL

It's right in front of you.

GEMINI: YOU CAN HAVE THAT CONVERSATION

CANCER: YOU'RE ON FIRE

LEO: PREPARE FOR ROMANCE
DON'T BE AFRAID

Love is near.

Not all questions have answers.

Hold on to something certain.

YOUR PREDICTIONS WORK!

AS A TAURUS, I AM SO CHEAP

You will cross paths with death soon.

THANK YOU, FALLEN ANGEL

SHE'S CHEATING ON ME

YOU'RE WRONG!

SAGITTARIUS: BE FORGIVING

I'M IMPRESSED

YOUR PREDICTIONS SUCK

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I TRUST A GYPSY

YOU NAILED IT!

YOU ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT

YOUR PREDICTIONS ARE A FRAUD

YOU'RE A LIAR!

Love is very near.

YOU'RE TOO GOOD!

BEST GYPSY EVER!

MY GOD, SHE IS AWESOME!

SHE GOT IT RIGHT!

SHE KNOWS HOW TO BE CLEAR

YOU'RE MAKING ME AFRAID

THESE ARE BAD NEWS!

You only died twice today. Thanks.

It's yours. It's all yours.
I don't have anything.

I'm only a journalist.

I'm sorry, you said "journalist"
and I couldn't help myself.

You only do the horoscope.

-We need to talk.
-Are you going to apologize first?

You're one of the leaders here.

I should have been more of a journalist
and asked what your job was

-before we...
-What?

-Before we...
-Before we what?

Good morning.

-Need some help, boss?
-No, I'm fine.

I need to stretch
when I get off the motorcycle.

I thought you spent the day on a chair.

I do,
but after some time doing journalism,

well, you'll learn that it's normal
for your butt to hurt a little.

I'm fine for now.
I like going out, and my butt is fine.

I think so too.

I like going out too.

Vini, don't forget your scarf.

How could I forget?
It was in the script for your show.

-"Vini, wearing a scarf."
-No, it isn't my show.

It is our show.

I mean, the content is mine,
but it's your face, you know?

-I'm planning the other characters too.
-Can I hear it?

No.

You're Clara, right? The gypsy?

-You got it right!
-For me, too!

Every month I spent half my salary
on the lottery.

-Don't do that, it's crazy.
-That's what the horoscope said.

I never had money before, and now I do.

Clara, the Gypsy.
What about breaking into my ex's home?

My horoscope said
I'd enter an old house.

-Go visit a museum.
-Excuse me.

What did your horoscope say?

That I shouldn't argue with people.

Hi, I'm Richard, from HR,
but you can call me "R."

Or "H." It doesn't matter.

Can you give this to Clarice for me?

She is going to argue about it.

Good luck.

Yes.

No.

Because I said that...

Hi. Richard asked me to give you this.

-Who?
-"R." Or "H."

Let's talk about your horoscope.
We have a problem.

It's been a success for over two days.
It broke the internet.

How much did you spend on Russian bots?

Clarice,
I only have enough money for a hot dog.

How am I supposed to buy bots?

Well, we need evidence.

We need to know
if those people online are real.

I'm sending you an e-mail
with the instructions,

and I want answers today.

Bye.

-Thank you so much! This...
-Assistant!

Look for real people.

Solideia Albuquerque.

Adonias.

Maria Jibó.

MY BOSS THINKS
THAT I'M HIRING RUSSIAN BOTS

MY BOSS THINKS
THAT I'M HIRING RUSSIAN BOTS

THE ART GALLERY OWNER IS HALF NAKED

THE ART GALLERY OWNER
IS HALF NAKED IN FRONT OF MY BUILDING

USE THIS APP TO TRACK THE BOTS

This is indecent exposure!

I agree. Look at that uniform.

That should be forbidden.

-I'd sue the government if I were you.
-Rude.

But it's true. I love the shoes.

-Give me your name for the ticket.
-Sabrina!

-Sabrina, fine.
-Hi, Micaela.

-I thought you were coming later.
-I represent an artist down the street,

-so I decided to come earlier.
-Does he live on the train tracks?

It's here!

Just a moment, I need to prepare.

THE GENESIS OF AN ARTIST

MY DAD WAS A CLOWN
MY MOM A CONTORTIONIST

I WAS ADOPTED BY INDIANS

I GREW UP IN FRANCE

I love it that you offered
your own body to do art.

I'm sure my mom would like
a woman like you.

Enough to join the family?

It's hard to tell.

My mom died so young.

I lied.

I came earlier
because I am very curious.

I needed to see, to feel it.

To not only live the art,

but to be the art.

Your mother's story inspired me.

It's as if this whole moment

connected me to the history of art.

You know?

From nude art to NFT.

This will be the theme
for my next exhibit.

I have a lot of NFT artwork,
I am very interested in...

That's such a shame.

There is a very rich market

for paintings of powerful women.

My mom did portraits,
I'm trying to leave her shadow.

All successful painters

have painted their sponsors.

Thank you.

Bia, finding out whether my fame
is artificial or real

is investigative journalism.

I saw the curriculums
on Clarice's office.

I am sure she is hiring someone
to write real stories.

This could be my chance.

But I know that the heart of journalism
are it's sources.

-Are you listening to me?
-Here.

This app shows the victim's name,
telephone, address,

and even bank account.

Well, I need my genius friend

to help me find these people
and record a video this afternoon.

I can't. I need to keep the team spirit.

-We're the only feminist gamer team.
-And there's only one woman.

Which is even rarer.

Here, just type the names.
Even Madonna could do that.

-Thanks for comparing me with your fish.
-You're welcome.

IT'S IMPORTANT!

-Do you want some?
-No, thanks.

Excuse me, do you read
Clara the Gypsy's horoscope?

No?

-Hi, excuse me.
-No, thanks.

No?

Hi, do you read
Clara the gypsy's horoscope?

You do!

You read it!

That's so good.
Can I make a video about you?

Do you read it often?

So, one day

my horoscope said:

"Today, your dog will choke on a ring.

Either that or you're getting married."

-What is this exactly?
-Proof.

-That real people read my stories.
-Did you need a hard drive for this?

It has more than four gigabytes.
I won't lie, this was a lot of work.

But you were right.

People love the horoscope in a way
that bots could never imitate.

No, they couldn't.

Sit here.

Alright.

Yes, come.

I know that your generation
has trouble focusing

and paying attention,
but can you read sentences?

No?

Can you read that e-mail on the screen?
The title too.

Title: "Use this app to...

track bots."

I am going to download the app
and sent it to you right now,

I'm sorry about that.

-From your desk, perhaps?
-Yes, of course, I'm sorry.

Who put this stupid thing in here?

This "stupid thing"
took 30 minutes of my time.

-And a bit of my health, too.
-Why are you doing all this?

Because it's fantastic.

You think this is cool?

It looks like a voodoo doll of me.

When you're dealing with the media,

I've learned that fame
and infamy are one and the same.

Excuse me.

Dante,
could you take a look at something?

-Of course.
-Is that a voodoo doll?

-My God.
-Someone wants me dead.

THE CURSED GYPSY

Look how fancy.

-I wanted you to...
-Wait a second.

ALE: YOU WON'T ESCAPE TODAY,
THIS CUTIE IS MINE!

Excuse me.

Luna, do you have a minute?

I wanted to show you my interview.

You know Dante
has a weird taste for characters.

Sure.

Can we have dinner together?

Tonight?

Think of it as an act
of ethical and environmental education.

Alright, I'll call you
as soon as Dante lets me go.

Mother of God.

Go, go!

-No, no!
-Amazing.

-No!
-Go, go!

-Get out of there!
-Stop!

No, get out of there!

Dude!

No! No!

-No, no, no!
-In your face!

If it wasn't for that combo at the end,
I would have won.

Right, as if you were good.

Be constructive, Bia.

Nonviolent communication, remember?

You managed to take
my "perfects" away. That's something.

Thank you, Bia.
We're learning a lot from you.

-A lot.
-I have good news for you.

XTREME
A THREAT TO MISOGYNIST GAMERS

Wait. Seriously, Bia?

Of course.

It's an opportunity for you to do
what you do best.

Lose against a woman.

It isn't a lot of money,
but it's for a good cause.

I think it's great!

It's time to show the world
that this team isn't afraid of losing

against a woman.

Live and online.

It was late.

I had already eaten,

I was at a bar, drinking.

That's when I saw this puppy.

He was making a weird noise.

He began to choke.
To choke hard, you know?

I was so afraid of losing him.

Poor thing!

Of course she sent you the video.

It's a bit shaky.
But I like that aesthetic.

And, just so you know,

-it was good for me too.
-The video?

The horoscope. It said I'd have gas.

I did.

One question:
does your horoscope work on yourself?

The most relevant thing it ever did

was telling me that my true love
is one of two men.

Clarice thinks believing in "true love"
is worse than being a flat-earther.

I'M FREE FOR DINNER. SHALL WE?

So many artists
want to make art for the money.

I never met anyone like you.

Flexible?

With such a unique story.

TRAUMA
I WAS KIDNAPPED BY A MINER

I DID MARAJOARA VASES
I HAD A PET OCELOT

I'M GOOD WITH A BOW AND ARROW
(LEARN)

Bia!

-Bia!
-Door.

Open up.

I thought I found someone
to abuse financially.

But this woman, she used me.

The whole afternoon.

I...

Can I borrow these?

It's for the composition,
I might not even use it.

-It's nothing serious.
-If it weren't serious,

you wouldn't be trying to impress her.

It's not that.

Go to hell, both of you.

Everyone loves your horoscope.
You're the pride of the gypsies.

Tell that to my grandma.

Can we pretend to be normal people
and talk about something else?

Clara the Gypsy had a full day?

-How do you do that?
-What?

You make people love you.

At school, here, everywhere.

I don't care what others think.

But your opinion matters to me.

What do you think of me?

-You go first.
-Alright.

I think you're resilient, smart,

funny, idealistic.

-A bit self-centered. Just a bit.
-Alright.

Enough, it's your turn. Talk about me.

Vini, you know you're beautiful.
You have this flawless skin.

Everyone is in love
with your smile, your eyes,

your mouth.

Not to mention
that you're the best suitor

for single gypsies,
everybody knows this.

So there are several...

I'm sorry, did I say something

-that you...?
-Yes, you did.

I thought you were interested in me.
In my ideals, in my beliefs.

But you only talked about my face,

about how I'm a suitor
your grandma would like.

-No, I never wanted to date a gypsy.
-So you're r*cist now?

-I'm sorry, but aren't you...
-It's Brazil's cutest boy!

-Do you want a photo?
-Yes! Can we?

-Of course.
-He is so cute!

-Stretch your arm.
-Yes, but your hair...

Are you kidding me?

-No, you don't have to leave.
-Thank you for the dinner, Luna.

-He was mad!
-I know! But why?

We didn't take the picture! Coward!

I never felt
Detached from anyone

I tried it on you
But I couldn't resist

Go, girl!

Sabrina.

I never felt
Detached from anyone

-What is this?
-Your predictions were right!

-I didn't write "naked woman" anywhere.
-You did, but you didn't know.

-But you did.
-It's good to know

that my predictions
work for everyone but me.

I ruined everything with Vini.

-And someone threatened to k*ll me.
-Really?

I thought only gamers
had to deal with trolls.

My true love was in that room.

He is the cutest man on earth,
and I ruined everything

by saying I don't date gypsies.

And the other one
was the best sex I ever had.

But it looks like
there is someone else involved.

Luna. Luna.

That guy from the exhibit
was the best sex you ever had?

Go on a date with him, tomorrow.

Luna. Stop it.

Maybe it was just a friend texting him.

Now put your lipstick on and go.

Is there someone out there?
I'm dehydrated. Do you have some water?

-Just a second.
-Perrier, if possible.

In this situation,
it's the best one for your eyelashes.

Lady, I write the horoscope,
I don't have that kind of money.

Wait, you're Clara, the Gypsy?
From the horoscope?

Do you read hands? I need help.

Would you help me, please?

No, I read cards.

Do we know each other?

I'm just kidding, everybody knows you.
You're Alexia, right?

How cute, a fan.

No, I didn't say I'm your fan,
I said I know you from somewhere.

-It's a different situation...
-Please, I'm in a dilemma.

Can you read the cards for me?

Please, Clara, I'm so confused,
I don't know what to do.

Please.

-What is your question?
-Will my love come back home today?

The Letter.

The Dog.

And The House.

I'll leave,
but I always have an answer.

True love always comes back.

-One at a time.
-What is it?

No, I talk to myself a lot,
since I was a kid

-I'm internalizing the cards.
-And what do they say?

If your love is loyal,
he will come back home today.

I was so worried that I stuck my hand

in his throat.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have made it.
And this is what I found.

This ring.

You won't believe it,
but this is my mother's ring.

After she died,
I thought I had lost her ring.

But Quick found it.

Vini, you opened up and I got nervous.

Beautiful people make me nervous.

There's just so much expectation
for me to marry a gypsy

and fit in with my culture.

I am sorry.

You're not just a pretty face.

I'm doing well as a journalist.

But I won't ever have enough money
to pay for the dowry,

so I guess I'll die single.

That would be a waste.

Good night, Dante.

Thank you.

-Alexia and Dante?
-What about them?

I've never seen a more unlikely couple.

It's not what the people here say.
They were married once.

-It's complicated.
-Right.

I'm leaving now. Good night.

But he...