01x05 - A Criança

[bunniefuu]

Don't do that.

Do what? Feed you?

I'm trying to be a vegan.
What if I don't eat anything?

-I am a little selfish?
-Just a little?

Just a little.

-Isn't this too tempting?
-The bacon?

Sometimes I'm weak.

-What about this?
-Sometimes I'm very weak.

-You seemed strong.
-Of course.

But you had to throw
your towel on the floor.

I want to be weak everyday.

I'm sorry, it's just that...

I'm not looking for anything serious.

-I just went through a divorce and...
-I was talking about the bacon.

THIS IS LUNA

I see.

And then he said
that after his divorce,

he didn't want anything serious.

But you do want
something serious with him.

Sabrina, the cards said
that he may be my true love.

-I've learned to trust the cards.
-They gave you two true loves.

-Did you want to break up with Vini?
-Not anymore.

But were you going to break up?

I was going to date
whoever asked me first.

-That's so romantic.
-I trust my destiny.

Or maybe you're afraid to make a choice.

I'm beginning to understand Mrs. Cecilia.

-Did the trolls find you in the woods?
-Much worse.

The capybaras.
Those b*stards.

They're so cute.
I tried to kiss one of them,

but the b*stard bit me.

-I don't know what to say.
-Me neither.

I can't run away from the memes anymore.

This is my life now.

I need to find out
who did this to me and...

Cut them to pieces
then dissolve their body in acid.

Too much.

-Make memes?
-That's not enough, Luna.

We need to think of something worse,
but not psychopathic.

-Force them to eat anchovies.
-That's it.

Force them to eat anchovies.
Can we talk about my problems now?

-Vini's rules?
-Forget it.

Now she's dating both Dante and Vini.

Why didn't you tell us
that he's your cousin?

-Dante?
-Yes.

How would I know that Luna's Dante
is my cousin?

Because they work at the same place.

-Because of his Oscar nomination?
-Because of Alexia?

I don't pay too much attention to him.

-We have bigger problems.
-The fact that you're dating

-two guys from work?
-No.

I'm dating both
and neither wants to be my boyfriend.

Say you want something serious
then see who's up for it.

What if neither agrees?

Become a "technosexual" like me.

No, there's something that always
makes people think differently about us:

The hospital.

If I were you,
I'd crash your car into a pole,

break my arm and two ribs
just to see who comes visit me.

Is this how you intend
to conquer Micaela?

I prefer using jealousy
and reverse psychology.

I'm serious, I swear.
Look, I wanted to tell you something.

I know, you're vegan,
but since the cow is dead,

you're not wasting it. I get it.

That too.

But that's not it.

It's just that,
since you don't want anything serious,

I'm going to date someone else.

-Are you alright?
-Yes.

-Are you going to look for someone else?
-No, I already know someone else.

He is closer to my age,
to my culture.

Maybe he has more potential
for a future together.

But don't worry,
if it gets serious,

you'll be the first to know.

Thank you.

You choose a pumpkin by its color.

If it's ripe,
you don't have to touch it like that.

So, Vini, I've been reading,
and rule 12 is a bit complicated.

The Bruno you're dating
is the same Bruno

that does the posters at school?

Yes, you're right,

rule 12 is about dating people
from your social circles.

-So...
-That's complicated.

We both studied together
and we're from the same people.

Yes, and we work
at the same giant conglomerate.

JournAW's parent company
even makes blenders.

So that makes me think,

how do we know
who makes the blenders?

Wait a second.

You're telling me that you're dating
someone that makes blenders?

"Rule 15 A: You don't have to tell
if you didn't have two dates yet".

-Wait, do I know him?
-Well, he's a journalist too.

It's a small market.

Since you told me
you don't want anything serious,

I'm being mature and telling you this
before anything happens.

It makes sense.

For example, Sabrina dated Andrea,
who dated Jorge, who dated Lucia

before her gender transition,
and she dated Bruninho.

-That's crazy.
-If that happened,

what else could happen
in a blender factory?

That rule needs to go down.

Fine, let's end that rule.

I wanted to ask you something else.

Don't tell anyone at JournAW about us.

-I'm still trying to bond with Clarice.
-Sure, Clarice is...

She is known for hating
relationships at work.

Exactly.

And since I respect you,
I wanted to tell you

that I'm dating someone else.

It's better if you don't know who.

After all, rule 26 is about
being good to each other at work.

Of course, that's rule 26.

But if that makes you jealous
and you want to talk, I'm right here.

This rule matters to me
because it's important for you.

I just want you to feel comfortable.

No pressure.
There is nothing serious between us.

-Just like you want it.
-Yes.

Just the way I want it.

Do you feel respected?

Yes. I guess.

Is it serious?

Not yet. But it could be.

-Do I know him? Who is it?
-Vini, what happened to rule number 2?

In school, you always used to say,

"Non-monogamy is about respect".

-I did, didn't I?
-Yes, this is about what you said.

This matters to Luna.

Dante, Madonna is acting weird,
what did you feed her?

She looks sick, swimming in circles.

She's a fish.

That's what fish do.

That's what I get for trusting a cousin.

What?

Why did you call me?
To discuss our relationship?

No.

I wanted to know
if you know something

about this guy Luna is dating.

Didn't you tell Luna
you didn't want anything serious?

I'd only tell if it's something serious.

-Bia, you only have sex with sex toys.
-Bye, Dante.

-So?
-Here's the thing, Bia.

The people who hacked you
weren't kidding.

Look, there are connections
from China, North Korea and Russia.

But I can't tell which is which,
where it originally came from.

I think it was the KGB.

The KGB.

You think the KGB
decided to make memes about me?

They have long term goals
that nobody understands.

Moisés, tell me something,

where were you named
the best hacker again?

-Passos, Minas Gerais.
-And how many hackers were there?

One.

Great.

That's it.

I'll have to talk to my ex.

Hi, I came for the interview
for the button designer job.

Can I see the tattoo?

-Pathetic, isn't it?
-At least her name was Micaela.

-How do you know that?
-Your artist intervention

about the fallacy of romanticism
went viral.

-Intervention?
-It was over the top.

The unnecessary drama,
the heart balloons.

The ridiculous tattoo.

That's good criticism.

The appropriation of romance
by capitalism.

-That's what I was thinking.
-My Reddit thread loves you.

What is that?

I refuse to let you
waste your talent here.

REGISTRATION FORM
CONFIRM DELETION

YES
FILE SUCCESSFULLY DELETED

You belong to the art world, girl.

Fly. Fly, birdie!

MICAELA: WE NEED TO DISCUSS YOUR ART.
DINNER TONIGHT?

MICAELA: WILD DINNER.

That's it.

-It's worse than I imagined.
-And we're in this mess together.

Together, boss.
In the same mess.

And Jorge was quite clear.

If Journalism has the same
amount of views as Behavior,

-heads are going to roll.
-There's the global warming story.

-That's a good one.
-About the mosquitoes?

That's too sad,
people won't watch the whole thing,

let alone share it.

What about
the sinking buildings in Santos?

SANTOS' BUILDINGS

-It's good if you want to be depressed.
-Yes, it's too depressing

-for people to see it voluntarily.
-Covering the apocalypse is tough.

-I know.
-People don't care about the future.

GLOBAL WARMING

It depends on the kind of future.

That's why Gypsy Clara is so successful.

Then let's make a documentary
about gypsy culture!

-A documentary about yourself?
-No, about Luna's family.

-Let's see where she came from.
-And where she's going.

-Who she knows.
-Who she presented to her grandma.

-It doesn't have to be that personal.
-No, of course not.

I mean, since she is our source,
she is like a character.

-Besides, Luna is an interesting person.
-What do you mean by interesting?

Journalistically speaking,
that's what I mean.

Yes, very interesting.

Come.

-Luna, we were talking and...
-Let's cut to the chase.

What do you want to do
with my intellectual property?

-She meant employee.
-No, I didn't.

We were taking,
and we had an idea,

we want to make a documentary
about gypsy culture, through Gypsy Clara.

No way, if someone is going to do that,
that person is me.

"Gypsies react to Gypsy Clara".

-No, please...
-We could do that and send it to you,

-but our main focus is journalism.
-Yes, it's the drama.

Societal prejudices,
the linguistic roots,

the richness of our people, you know?

That's so cute, Vini.
You're not just handsome,

you know how to make people sleep.

If relationships between coworkers
weren't disgusting,

I'd trade my vibrator
and my sleeping pills for you.

Clarice, think about it.
It would be good for us,

it would be good for JournAW,
I can produce this material for us both.

You'd also get the credit
because you came up

with the Gypsy horoscope.
Jonas is going to love it.

Think about it.

I get to choose which material I keep.

-And Clara will be the focus.
-Sure, she is our most precious resource.

-I am?
-Yes, you're the focus of our research.

-Will you do it?
-Of course,

if this is about journalism, I'm in.

I mean, in an ideal world.

Look! I was born on a tent
in that campground.

My great grandmother
always wanted to be a full Gypsy,

but my grandmother says
that centuries of nomadism

should at least earn you hot water
and a bathroom for a lifetime.

My family had a home in Acre,
but we also had a tent to feel at home.

It looks like we're going
to my grandma's house.

And my aunt's.

And my cousin's.

-What are we doing here?
-This story is about your family,

-so we're focusing on the Romanies.
-Wait, there are Romanies everywhere,

why does it have to be my family?
Why not Vini's family?

We could go to Acre

-and see Gypsies in the forest.
-Are you crazy?

-We don't live in forests there.
-This report is about you,

-Gypsy Clara behind the horoscope.
-No, you said I was going to be

the journalist in this documentary.

-No, you're the character.
-Or the source, which is very important.

Right, Vini?

Fine, if you won't fight
for my rights, I will.

So I'm either asking the questions
or I'm going to jump off this van.

-Wait!
-No, sit down!

-We care about your dreams.
-I care about you.

I care more,
I didn't let her jump off the van.

I don't want to show my face.

I want to ask the questions,
that's what we agreed on.

Fine, Luna, you do the interview.

But you'll have to let us
ask some questions too.

Fine.

Does my family know we're going?

This time I needed a place
to keep your presents.

-Your coat has pockets.
-What would be the fun in that?

Beautiful, isn't it?
It matches your eyes.

But you'll have to pick the rose up
with your teeth.

As long as you know

that if one of us is going to propose
a serious relationship,

it's going to have to be you.

You're amazing.

And you're talented.

And cute.

And full of collagen.

And I'm going to need the video
of your humiliation in HD.

-What?
-I already sold it as an NFT.

You'll get the five digit payment
on your bank account.

If that's how it has to be,

I want to go viral.

This coat is here to work.

Sign here.

I represent all of your work,
your art, I represent you.

I want the whole you.

COPYRIGHT CONCESSION AGREEMENT

Raul, look at me.

Raul.

-Raul.
-I can't see anyone.

-Fine, you can ask the questions.
-Then let's begin.

Vini, you can ask that question.

Raul, how important
is fortune telling in your culture...?

What I want to tell you
is much more important

than fortune telling, or love.

I want to talk about the lack
of modernization in Gypsy culture.

Fine, then what would you do

if you were to modernize it?

Open relationships, maybe?

It could be that,
but the priority right now

is fortune telling for men.

-You don't want dowries to end?
-There's that too.

But what's really sexist
is that a man can't read tea leaves!

We can't even learn
how to read the cards.

Just say what you want to say, Raul.

Your job should be mine.

I'm the cooler sibling.

Hello?

Whatever, this is ridiculous.

-Cut the last part if you want.
-Well, what can I say?

Gypsy Clara clearly caused a commotion
in the Gypsy community.

Well, who else can we meet?

There's your grandma, right?

-She raised you.
-I came here to know her.

No, not my grandma.

My cousin Marisol,
she is going to get married,

can we go talk to her?

Yes, let's talk to her,
it's a good idea,

a Gypsy wedding
would look good in a documentary.

I like it.
It's like a romantic documentary.

A monogamous romantic documentary.

Can we go see Marisol?

-Can you get the camera?
-Yes.

It's so good to have both my exes
side by side without drama.

-Did you break up with Bianca?
-Love takes time. I'm not like you.

-Like me, how?
-"Polytechnological".

I still regret buying that app.

But after that, I don't know,
Bianca and I fell out of love.

I know what that's like.

I had to throw
my "cl*t sucker" away.

The one you traded me for.

Yes.

We could

-go to a sex shop together.
-go to a sex shop together.

I found it!

The original IP comes
from a Zumba school in Tatuapé.

Marisol, we want to talk
about Gypsy traditions.

What is your wedding preparation like?

It's great, I'd like to invite
these handsome men behind the camera.

Are you both single?

-Kind of.
-Stop it.

Stop, let's talk about the traditions.

Well, we have the wedding itself,
which takes three days.

On the first day,
we have a dinner with the families.

Then we negotiate the dowry,
which in Luna's case

will be very easy.

And the last day is the best one.
That's the party.

Then we dance and tie our hands.

Tell us more about the hand tying part.

It's a beautiful symbol, right?

Sure, it's beautiful,
you'll have to come see it.

It's going to be magical.
Everything will be magical.

It's you!

Look who's here.

-Are they from the newspaper?
-Yes.

-No, it's not exactly a...
-It has news, it's a newspaper.

It's time for the public to know
a true card-reading Gypsy.

-But I forgot my card deck!
-It's alright, Luna always brings hers.

It's like her pet.

Luna?

You never do all this.

For this card deck, I do.

Hand me the deck.

Come on.

The Child.

In this context it means

the one who steals her grandma's cards
and ends up hurt.

She is lying.

It means that today,
you'll be treated like one of us.

The Knight.

Today, in this order, it means:

A rude granddaughter
is like a stab in the family's heart.

Wait, I need to see another card
to know what I really mean.

The Lady.

It means that the person
who stole this card isn't a good lady.

With the Knight,
I mean that love is very near.

-Love is near.
-Do you want to go on a date tonight?

Gross!

That's it.
This is what it means for Luna's day.

Excuse me.

Grandma.

DANCE SCHOOL

Luna,
I'm sorry for exposing you like that.

We thought that your family
was more supportive of you.

Even I thought
it was going to be better.

-I'm sorry about the card deck too.
-I can find you another one.

No, you can't.
It has to be this one.

I'm going to figure it out.

I also have to figure out
how to save my journalist career

-after running it into the ground.
-Come on, it's not that bad.

You know you can recover from this.
You are very talented.

Yes, and you are strong, I can see it.

Until this material
reaches Clarice's hands.

What material?

Exactly.

What material?
Didn't you know?

It's all gone, the memory card failed,

these technologies are so unpredictable.

There's nothing we can do.
She's not going to mind.

I don't know, this is the first time
that I don't want to share someone.

Answer me,
can we risk losing a girl like that?

VINY: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING!

DANTE: WE NEED TO TALK!
SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING!