01x06 - O Anel

[bunniefuu]

Respect your family!

What are you doing?

You're bringing shame to us, Marissol.
Respect our traditions!

The cards! Luna! The cards!

IN LUNA'S WORLD

EIGHT HOURS EARLIER

Guys, it's a red bra,
it smells like every perfume

that I ever wore, you can't wash it off.

It's a wedding, grandma.
Wear a clean bra.

I know, but when we find a bra
that really fits us...

You use it to hide the cards
that you stole from me.

You stole them from me.

-It's right here!
-That's wonderful!

-It was in the knife drawer.
-How can you live like this?

These cards will never leave me again.

First you'll have to take
my fortune telling classes.

-I want to.
-For at least five years!

Grandma!

I'm going to take those cards back.

Good luck. She even showers with them.

Let's go guys, let's go to the wedding!

Great!

Mrs. Cecilia! What an honor!

And this pearl? Must be the famous Luna.

Victor Tchupovski, pleased to meet you.

I waited my whole life to meet you.

Your whole life seems a bit much
since I didn't exist for half of it.

Luna, this is Victor,
he's from a traditional family.

He's a successful entrepreneur
in the armchair business.

Armchairs are sofas for selfish people.

Maybe it's a sofa
that has it's owner's shape,

like a good marriage.

Victor, about the dowry
you offered for Luna,

I'd add some tailor-made armchairs,

because my arthritis...

Mrs. Cecilia, I'd prefer
to have this kind of conversation

with Raul, understand?

-Hi, dude!
-He is the man in your family.

-Luna, my dear...
-Listen. Do you like tattoos?

You don't skate anymore, do you?

These are the only subjects
you can discuss with Raul.

I'll take care of everything else,

I am the head of this family.

-Tattoos and skating?
-Yes.

Tell me you're speaking

from within your coffin.

Because only death
is a good justification

for you to not publish your horoscope.

I sent it to you by e-mail
so you can publish it for me.

I didn't get any e-mails.

-It must be stuck on the internet.
-So it must be "stuck on the internet."

It happens. Ask any teenager.

-You must be kidd...
-Bye.

Hello?

Hello?

Raul?

How did you know?

Only you would use grandma's old perfume.

It's not a perfume, it's essential oils.

I need to get those cards.
Otherwise, I'll lose my job.

I don't believe you.

Alright, what do you want?

To be you.

I mean, not you. Gypsy Clara.

I want to help you
with your predictions, your work,

-you never let me in...
-Raul, when you read the cards,

do you hear them?

My God, Luna. Of course not.

Exactly, the cards talk to me.

For real.

Luna.

-That is...
-I know, it's crazy.

That's Gypsy magic!
I want to see it, show me!

No, I'm the only one who hears them.

No, you're lying to me.

Why do you think
Clara's predictions always work?

Fine, Luna.
You want the cards, don't you?

Let's dive into grandma's bra.

Please, never say that again.

Sabrina, isn't it disrespectful
to only show up for the party?

No, the church is just for the family.

Right, the family.

I thought my team was my family,
but those b*stards destroyed my life!

Let's focus on the wedding,
Gypsy weddings are joyful!

Mrs. Cecilia!

First, I don't agree with anything
that your daughter thinks or does.

Second, I need your guidance.

-I'll read the coffee grounds for you.
-Can it be an energy drink?

-Coffee doesn't work for me.
-I've read stranger beverages.

Excuse me.

Luna, the more I know your grandmother,
the less I want to know about your life.

-Luna.
-Luna.

-Vini?
-Dante?

Bia! I'm here too.

My cousin is so generous
with her invitations.

Yes, in fact I must thank Marissol
for giving me this opportunity

-to know your culture better.
-And share this beautiful

and intimate moment with our family.

I'm loving this conversation,
but I need Luna,

-I got traumatized by memes.
-The rhino-mermaid one was funny.

The Venus one was more respectful.

Vini, the pork is delicious.
Dante, the apples are fresh.

It's the other way around!

It's good to see you, boss.

-It's a nice journalistic experience.
-Yes, it's beautiful.

-I'm going that way.
-Yes, alright.

-I need a walk.
-I'm going to take a look around.

Make yourself comfortable.

You're stuck
between the pork and the apple.

If they find out,
I'm going to get roasted

like a suckling pig
with an apple in its mouth.

I doubt it.

Judging by the testosterone stench,

they don't want to fight you.

Yes, jealousy and reverse psychology
worked too well, didn't it?

Now you just need to figure out
who do you want to date

-and who do you want to dump.
-I need time.

Alright.

Sabrina and I will distract them
on the right and on the left

while you remain in the center
and figure out what to do.

-And which way is the shank?
-Why?

-Because I want to try it.
-You're the worst vegan I know.

When are you going to have
the dowry to marry Lorena?

Well, with the skating classes
and the tattoo,

-I think...
-Are you joking with me, boy?

No! Skates and tattoos
are good business nowadays.

Tell Lorena to wait a bit more,
and maybe freeze some eggs.

She's only 18.

The sad part is that I like Lorena.

If she weren't a Gypsy,
you wouldn't have to pay the dowry.

-Now you understand.
-Would they accept a dog?

I could train a dog,
teach it some cool tricks...

No, grandma would never let me
take care of a dog.

I can't stop looking at Lorena.
This can't be right, Luna.

Help me.

Cousin! You know so much about conflicts.

By the way, did you win an Oscar
or were you just nominated?

-Seriously, I need help.
-What is it?

-I've been attacked and I want revenge.
-You seem fine, it's not urgent.

No, Dante!

Vini, I need your help.
I'm dating a coworker.

What's wrong with that?

I can't stop looking
at grandma's cleavage,

waiting for a card to pop out,
this can't be right, Luna.

-I'm afraid of falling in love.
-Then you're already in love.

-I need to tell you.
-What happened?

Sit here and listen.
I've been betrayed by my own team.

Luna!

Why is Sabrina pretending to be in love
to distract me?

-I can't believe she told you that.
-What is it? Is your other date here?

Rule 36, don't corner your date.

At least you're calling me your date.

Look, I'll be quick,
I'll just rip off the band aid.

Look, I want you to know
that I really like you.

Dante, I've decided to kidnap Guto.

I just wanted to say
that I'm willing to agree

to these labels that create
a false sense of security,

and since nothing better
has been invented

in romantic terms in the West,

Luna, do you want to be my girlfriend?

First, you have to ask
the head of the family.

Of course, Mrs. Cecilia,
I was going to speak to Raul

-as soon as she said "yes."
-I am the head of the family,

but first, I need to talk to Luna.

Come, dear.

I'll be right back.

Luna, you're dating two men?

-What are you accusing me of?
-It's not an accusation,

I saw it on the cards.

Good, I thought
you were trying to slander me.

It's not what you think,

-they don't want anything serious.
-You're being smart.

You're waiting for the best option.

I like armchairs but I'm a modern woman.

If I do that, my hip
will never go back to normal.

-Can I talk to you?
-I'm hiding.

-The cards are in my grandma's bra.
-I see.

You don't have to look at me
while I talk to you.

-But that wouldn't be polite.
-Yes.

If you want,
I can watch your grandma's cleavage.

No!

Can we keep the first option?

Fine.

Look.

Talking about our relationship
is a bit difficult for me

in front of everyone,
especially when it's something serious.

You used "relationship" and "serious"
in the same sentence?

I thought there was
nothing serious about it.

Yes.

The more I fall in love,

the more I say foolish things.

-"In love"?
-"In love"?

I leave for one minute
and you get another declaration of love?

-Another?
-It was Victor. A 50 year old Gypsy

-who wanted to trade me for an armchair.
-Several armchairs.

Gypsy or not,
Victor knows that a Gypsy's love life

is decided by the head of the family,
which would be me.

Luna, you're in a relationship,
act like it.

-She loves armchairs.
-Do you want some coffee?

-Maybe...
-She wants to know

if you're a good suitor for my sister.

Damn, where did you come from?

-Grandma, why don't you read the cards?
-I prefer coffee grounds.

Shall we?

-Hi Clarice.
-Where's the horoscope?

-My grandma won't give me my cards back.
-Luna, where are you?

I'm at my cousin's wedding.

The teenager taught me
how to trace your phone.

Where are you in here?

Clara!

-You look...
-Ready to be arrested for m*rder

if you don't post
that stupid horoscope now!

There's nothing stupid about my family.

Grandma, this is my boss.
Boss, this is my grandma.

I told you I can't do the horoscope
without those cards, it's impossible.

-Clara!
-The only one who can yell

and humiliate her is me.
And her name is Luna.

Look, your granddaughter
was very rude to me,

-and she owes me a Gypsy horoscope!
-She owes you a horoscope?

She doesn't consider herself a Gypsy,
let alone a fortune teller.

-Excuse me?
-She only reads cards and messages

in her phone.

She doesn't read hands or cards.

-Clara, is this true?
-I hate having to correct someone twice.

Look, Luna, it was already hard for me
to take your horoscope seriously,

but if not even your grandmother,
who allegedly taught you everything,

will stand by you,
what else can I do except fire you?

-For St. Sarah's sake, don't do that.
-It's done.

Come see "H" and "R" on Monday.

-Carmela, you should sit down.
-It's Clarice.

There is no charlatanism

in one of the world's
most ancient cultures.

If you came for the horoscope,
I will give you one.

Are you alright? You seem a bit anxious.

I'm just waiting
for an important answer, that's all.

-Funny, I'm in the same situation.
-That's so funny!

Do you guys know how I got here?

My mother, in Paris,
fell in love with a Brazilian painter.

-That's an amazing story.
-It's an amazing lie.

Your family is from Jundiaí,
your father is a dentist

and you only say that to sell
this character you made up for yourself.

I'm going to be honest.

In school, she told us
she became an orphan

after a shipwreck.

Hold on, I need to go to the bathroom.

VOMIT ALERT!

YOU EVER THREW UP
IN FRONT OF A CAMERA?

Memes!

What's going on?

-Well. Vini.
-Yes?

You told me you were
waiting for an answer.

Is it work-related?

No, it's personal,
I'm waiting for an answer

to a romantic proposal.

Seriously? I'm in the same situation!

-No way.
-I'm serious!

Good luck to us, then.

-Let me tell you something.
-What?

I feel like a teenager.

-Really?
-I'm all nervous.

By the way,

only she could make me
use a suit in this heat.

Only she could make me pretend

that I can't smell her
bacon-eating vegan breath.

-Bacon-eating vegan?
-Bacon-eating vegan.

The light from the fire
will illuminate our doubts.

"The light from the fire
will illuminate the doubt."

-Grandma, I need your wisdom right now.
-Get in line, there's three more signs.

I don't know if I want to get married.
My husband did the worst thing ever.

He bought you a gift in Alexia's website?

-He watched series alone?
-He got a tribal tattoo?

He insulted one of the guests.

He must be nervous.

No, he threw her tray on the floor
then called her names.

He even threw hot sauce on her head,
I didn't know he was like that.

Am I marrying the right man?

You're not married yet
in the Gypsy tradition.

You're only married
when you tie your hands together.

Someone knows something
about her own culture.

I always feared my grandma
would tie my hands while I'm sleeping.

She slept on top of her hands,
it was impossible.

-I knew you would try.
-We're talking about my future!

-Grandma, read me the cards.
-Marisol, this isn't the right time.

Please, grandma. Please.

Fine.

People see me as a fluffy creature,
but deep down,

I am a wild animal.

All action generate a reaction.

Setbacks can clear things up.

The key locks but also unlocks,
run away while there's still time.

Our paths have many turns.

Choose the main road. Get married.

-What did you see, Luna?
-Marisol!

I'm sorry, grandma, but Gypsy Clara
never got a prediction wrong.

I always read them.

Get out while there is time.

Get out while there is time.

-Don't get married.
-Luna, don't tell her what to do!

Let's get out of here.

-They're calling us out there.
-No, there's three signs to go!

You decided to read the cards!

Wait, I need a snack.

Luna, the key may unlock,
but it may mean a new path,

like marriage.

It's not just the cards
that have meaning,

you need to think about the person
you're reading them to.

I am. And I don't like this guy.

But she is young,
she chose to get married

and she needs a stable life.

Or maybe it's a mistake.
She doesn't need to marry now.

I know Marissol,
this guy isn't going to be good for her.

But I have much more experience
than both of you.

Bread and salt represent their union.

The crystal means
that peace is present here.

Wine symbolizes eternal happiness.

Now, I am going to cut their wrists

so they can be united by blood.

Just a small cut, without blood, please.

You butcher!

-It was supposed to be one drop of blood!
-That's ridiculous, what are you doing?

-Where are you going, Marissol?
-I'm leaving.

What do you mean?
Come tie your hand to mine, now.

-I'm not sure if I want to.
-What do you mean?

-I was thinking that...
-Stop it, my wife doesn't need to think.

-You only need to obey your husband.
-You're not my husband yet.

-That's why you're so loose lately.
-I'm what? You're rude!

-Respect your families!
-This is ridiculous!

What a shame!

You're making us ashamed!

Marissol! Be careful! The dress!

Marissol!

The cards!

The cards!

The cards!

What are you doing?

-This is a wedding!
-I am sorry, everyone.

I'm sorry about this.

Women must obey their husbands
and do everything they say.

Clarice! Clarice! Clarice, stop!

You're both crazy,
you want to end my career!

You will end your own career
if you lose a Gypsy like Luna.

-Who?
-Clara.

-You said she was no good!
-Sometimes she is no good.

But she is great at reading cards.

She saved her cousin
from a miserable life.

So, Mrs. Carmela, can my granddaughter
go back to work at your newspaper?

"Newspaper"?

Yes.

Grandma!

The cards.

They didn't burn.

-What?
-Grandma, you said I'm a fortune teller.

With a few years of study ahead of you.

But you were right.

I was wrong to think that she needed
to get married now.

The cards didn't say that,
and you knew how to tell the difference.

Luna, these cards are already yours.

It's as if it had chosen you.

You will feel the power
of the connection between you.

I'll be waiting to teach you.

Even if you continue to pretend
that you're Gypsy Clara.

Bye.

Such a mess, am I right?

I don't know. You tell me.

Is this the guy you were dating? My boss?

So you didn't want to mix love and work,

but you were dating
the guy who worked with me.

-"Worked"? Are your firing me?
-I'd have good reasons to.

Listen, both of you said
you didn't want anything serious.

You told me you just divorced someone
and you called me your "date."

How can you be interested
in a guy like Dante?

You always thought he was pedantic.

-Pedantic?
-Yes.

But in a charming way.

You didn't pay attention
to our rules, did you?

Rule 56 made it clear
that we need to make a decision now.

-What was rule 56 again?
-You don't...

Rule 56 is: "No toxic people
on our social circles."

-Poor baby.
-Who's the baby?

-You!
-Me?

Your only achievement
is being Brazil's prettiest baby,

-while I got nominated for an Oscar.
-Then get your Oscar and stick it!

-Stick it where?
-Luna, do something!

Don't just stand there!

Nobody ever fought for me.

My God, what is going on?

-Stop it! That's enough!
-Don't touch my hair!

This fight is too ugly,
this is not how I wanted it to look like.

Luna, how are you, my dear?
Do you need something?

-Who's this guy?
-What do you mean?

I am this jewel's fiancée.

Victor, come here, if they punch you,
you won't be able to get up.

Come on!

-Guys, stop!
-Don't point your finger at me.

I like you. For real.

I wouldn't want to hurt someone I like.

But the truth is

I'm confused.

Let me help you out, then. I'm out.

-Dante...
-Call me Dani.

You already treat me
like you don't know me anyway.

Vini, you told me you wanted
an open relationship and I agreed.

What did I do wrong?

What did you do wrong?

You made a fool out of me.

You don't know
what it means to like someone.

I'm not going to wait
until you learn. I'm out.

No, no.

-Grandma.
-Don't cry like that.

Luna.

Sabrina, I got dumped twice.

By both of them.

Bia disappeared.

BIA: HELP. CALL 911.