01x07 - A Serpente

[bunniefuu]

THIS IS LUNA

What do you mean, she disappeared?

And is she at home now?

Wait, she is recording.

I wanted to k*ll my team,
cut them into pieces

-and cook them!
-What?

But I did something healthier.
I kidnapped them.

-Run, Sabrina.
-My God.

-Where are they?
-They who?

The boys.
You said you kidnapped them.

Doing that wouldn't help.
But this here...

This is worth more than our kidneys.

And your liver.

Sabrina, I'm pretty sure
Guto drooled on that thing.

These are the dices
of anguish and suffering.

A legend of the RPG world.

And lastly.

Him.

GRONTCHO
IMPERIAL BARON

I'm afraid to ask about that comic book.

"El Grontcho".

The Paraguayan hero.

He fought the fascists
wearing just speedos and flip flops.

They care more about this garbage
than about their own mothers.

No, no, no! Bia, stop!


-No, no, no, no!
-You're not that crazy!

-My God.
-No!

Bia, Bia, stop it! Stop!

For the gamers' sake, don't!

-Bia, stop it!
-m*rder*r!

-This is a misunderstanding.
-Is it?

Alright, alright, stop, stop.

Do it, Sabrina.

-I confess, it's true. Please stop.
-Come, Madonna, come!

-Can you confess in a lower voice?
-Why?

What did I do to you?

Every day is the same.

-We have to lose against women.
-And not because you're good.

Because you're a woman.
And you're better than us.

We're misogynists, alright?
Great, can we have our stuff back?

Look, if all this happened
because they lost to a woman...

Imagine what would happen

if they lost to an entire team of women.

You plan revenges too loudly.

Keep your eyes on the cards.
What do they say?

Full House.

Fine, let's use your cards.

There you go.

I bring betrayal, disgrace and ruin.

We always swim with our families.

It is our job, our culture.

No one is going to suspect
when I show my teeth

and attack!

A betrayal at work
will attack our culture.

What?

How can you do it?

Betrayal, work and culture.
Dante, Vini and Clarice

all saw the wedding drama
then had an argument with me.

Bye, grandma.

GnomeBloodBR, Podcasta101 and MyLove34.

-Thank you for coming.
-Pleased to meet you. Sabrina.

We only came to say "no" to your face,

-Mrs. I'm Too Good To Play With You.
-When we wanted to team up,

you chose the boys.

But it's different now.

Now I see the misogyny
in the gamer world.

Fine.

-Guys, wait!
-Nice to meet you, Sabrina.

If you help me out, you keep the prize.

It's all original. I guarantee it.

I'M NOT AT HOME

How lovely.

But I'm not missing this sale.

Thank you. I always lock myself out.

"Micaela".

"Sabrina".

WELCOME SABRINA

The password.

The password, the password.

-Clarice, I need to talk to you.
-Clarice, your meeting is in B4.

He thinks he can steal the assets
from Entertainment to Journalism.

But he can't!
Everything in here is mine.

-Is this in my contract?
-Your grandma saved you at the wedding.

I know you're going to say:
"My family loved you,

we had a wonderful conversation!"
But that's enough! I'm not having it!

They did like you!
I just wanted to ask if...

Clarice!

She always gets like that
when there's a Board meeting.

A computer?

What is this?

THE GENESIS OF AN ARTIST

MY MOTHER'S NAME IS:
GERALDINE, CAMILE, FRANCESCA

MY DAD WAS A CLOWN
MY MOTHER A CONTORTIONIST

I WAS ADOPTED BY INDIANS

"Francesca", her fake mom.

Lucky me.

This one.

MOVING FILES TO MICAELA'S HD

Straight to my HD.

How cute.

-A betrayal, Luna?
-Yes, and she was furious.

-Any idea what could have happened?
-No.

The only betrayal I can think of
was the one I found out at the wedding.

Stop it, you told me
you didn't want anything serious.

The crystal symbolizes peace.

I'm glad to see you,
I wanted to talk to you about...

Yes, you also think I betrayed you.
You decided what the rules were.

-I was only respecting them.
-I've thought about it.

-A lot.
-Wait, what is that?

-Luna, this is nothing.
-The cards warned me of a betrayal,

-but I never thought...
-I can explain.

-Explain?
-Yes.

-This is my cousin's wedding.
-Marissol is a pioneer,

this is much bigger than her wedding.

She showed that we can be
against misogyny in our culture.

You were almost traded for an armchair.

My grandmom would trade me for anything!

-This is our problem, not yours.
-It's my problem too.

This is my mission,
journalism is my mission,

and I'll show Gypsy women
they can fight oppression

-in Gypsy marriages.
-Did you ask for Marissol's permission?

Because this will only turn
the community against her.

-I don't know what to say.
-You have to delete that.

I can't delete it
because the Board loved it.

-They even bought the project.
-Then you have to figure this out.

-Come back here.
-You're being rude!

-Tie your hand to mine, now.
-I'm not sure I want to.

-I was thinking that...
-Women don't have to think.

They need to obey.

Now you're interested in the occult!

The metrics show that young people
have a good reaction to that.

So you finally read my report, Jonas.

We need to exploit this opportunity
for Jornaw as a whole.

You want journalism to go viral, right?
I can do it. Let me take care of this.

I can take over.

-Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt.
-We were just talking about your video.

I just wanted to say that this video
isn't really focused on journalism.

I mean, it's not journalism
when you focus on only one person.

It looks like one of those cases
that become low budget

documentary films, it's so bad!

Look, I don't know
if this is real or not,

but I had fun with that wedding.

-I'd pay to see this.
-Of course, it's like a horror film.

Yes! Just imagine that.
"Based on a true story.

This year's scariest blockbuster.

The Curse of the Gypsy Wife".

-It sounds good, you know?
-You're a genius!

-You're a genius!
-Are you serious?

You're a genius!

-Let me take over. My team does that.
-No, Clarice, no!

This is the perfect opportunity to get
"Jornaw Pictures" off the ground!

Low budget horror is the cheapest genre.

We need to be quick.

We can make up a story, hire some actors
with a lot of followers,

then make a press event.

We can pitch it to them,
then "boom", it's going to be a success.

-Yes.
-Yes, yes.

And a collaborative effort
between Journalism and Entertainment,

who can read the Gypsy cards
during this event?

-Gypsy Clara!
-Gypsy Clara!

Great idea.

-Is Vini still here?
-Can we go on with the meeting?

-Excuse me.
-Thank you!

Luna, where are you? Call me!

Go! Forward! Press "X"! Yes! Forward!

PREPARING FOR THE DUEL

Go! The circle! Yes!

-Press "X"! Come on!
-I want to see tears!

I want to see blood!

Looks like someone
doesn't want "El Grontcho".

"El Grontcho" will be mine!

Kick! Kick! Kick!

-Go!
-Forward, down, forward, circle.

Come on! That's it! Fatality!

Stop doing that,
you're making me nervous!

-I was in a Board meeting just now.
-Is this about Marissol's wedding video?

Please tell me
you're not using that video.

We're not.

And thanks to Vini's intervention,

"Jornaw Pictures",
which was not even a company yet,

is going to use that video
to make a live action film.

-A film?
-"The Curse of the Gypsy Wife",

with every cliché
about Gypsies you can think of.

And guess who is going to cover
the press event

by reading cards for the guests?

Forget it!

If I tell them I'm Gypsy Clara,

they'll never take me seriously
as a journalist.

My dear, you're 21 years old,
nobody takes you seriously.

-Clarice, we had an agreement.
-Grow up, then we can talk.

Down, down, forward, down.

It's good to see you
sharing your knowledge with us.

It looks like someone understood
what solidarity means.

-Can we begin the match?
-My God.

Let's take it slow.

Bribing us was a good first step.
But that's all.

Luna! Luna! Luna, listen to me!

-What is it, Vini?
-I spoke to Borges, everything's fine.

Yes, Clarice told me your video
is going to become a film

which will reinforce
every Gypsy stereotype,

and it will expose me,
everyone will know who I am.

-Nobody is going to know!
-Congratulations, Vini.

Thank you so much.

See? This is the betrayal
the cards told me about.

-How did this happen?
-I am more ashamed than Cecilia.

-with her grandchildren.
-I'm worse than Raul?

Never.

-What a shame!
-You're lost!

"The Curse of the Gypsy Wife"
could bring attention to our culture.

Stop it, Luna, there are no Gypsy curses.

What?

-You always told us that...
-I only said that to scare you,

so you'd go to sleep on time
and wash your feet.

The title you mentioned is ridiculous.
Do you want to be a part of that?

I don't know, that's why I came here.

If I go, everyone will know

-that I am Gypsy Clara.
-But you are a Gypsy!

Yes, but if everyone finds out,
my career as a journalist is over.

Then go and show them
that they're wrong about us.

-This will destroy my dreams.
-No one is going to destroy any dreams.

That's ridiculous.

I...

I've also never seen
talking cards before.

Wait.

Do the cards speak to you? For real?

-Yes, and there's no fungus in my brain.
-My God.

The doctor said there isn't.

Grandma, did you see
how they didn't burn at the wedding?

I threw them away once
and they came back. This must be magic.

-My God.
-What is it?

Luna.

That feels so good, Clara.

Your first public appearance!

Your fans will love knowing the person
behind the fortune teller.

The Gypsy.

I'm not sure I want to be
a part of this farce.

The Board is right there,
you can complain to them if you want.

Now go over there and shine.

THE CURSE OF THE GYPSY BRIDE

Cameras rolling, action!

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Jornaw Pictures' first event:

"The Curse of the Gypsy Bride".

And now,
to interview the stars of our film,

her, the unmistakable, Gypsy Clara!

And to interview the actors,

Anna Rittichielli and Bruno Brenottin.

Good night.

-Rittichielli is afraid of Gypsies.
-It's true.

I'm sorry, I don't know if Gypsies
still live in tents,

but they must be traveling
through Europe, right?

Yes, they ride horses.

They're all handsome men,
and they're all named Igor.

-I love that!
-I told you!

-Are you serious?
-No.

There's something called a car.
Gypsies use that a lot too.

I see. I see.

I can see you carry a bag.
Are those your cards?

Can you read my future?

-If I weren't already dead...
-I want to gouge their eyes out.

For the honor of your cousin
and for your honor, stop this circus.

Can we go back to the interview?

Gypsy curses.
Have you asked a Gypsy about that?

Have you called one
for the film production?

-Absolutely.
-Yes.

So, let's talk about the film.

The film is about a bride,
and in her wedding,

her dress catches fire
and burns the entire wedding party down,

cursing my character forever.

Thank you, thank you.

And I've been told
that this is based on a true story.

-My cousin's wedding.
-Really? I love it.

-That is so good.
-Are you laughing?

Is it cool to take someone's story
and say it's a curse?

Because, to me, you're the curse.

You're a curse
we're tired of dealing with.

-Alright, cut!
-No, don't cut.

You can't distort my family's story
to make a ridiculous film like this one.

We have a rich culture,
an oral culture

which you reduce to your stereotypes.

I doubt you know any Gypsies.

And you can't tell me to be quiet.
You won't silence me.

You can't silence any Gypsy,
because we are free,

and we're different from you.

This is why you resent us.

And my cousin
is the freest Gypsy I know.

She left the wedding.

Her dress did burn.

But that is her story.

You have nothing to do with that.

And yes, if Gypsy curses existed,
I'd curse every one of you,

so you'd learn not to mess
with other people's cultures.

See? That's why I'm afraid of them.

Gypsy Clara, everyone!

I hope someone was recording,
this was her golden moment, right?

Guys, your phones!
Everyone, give me your phones!

This can't leak to the public!

Don't look at me like that,
it's me, your favorite idiot.

I just wanted to say
that I saw everything

and I never heard you talk like that.

-I am not going to apologize.
-That's not what I wanted.

I just wanted to offer my help
if you want to stop this crazy film.

You can count on me, too.

Hello and welcome
pop culture and games fans,

if you love all the blood and fighting
in Mortal Kombat.

I am Nyvi Estephan,
and it's an honor to be your host.

This show is going to feature
one of the biggest online duels

in our community, ever.

I have Papitão Zarolo with me,
he will narrate these matches for you.

And tonight will be epic,

because after the humiliation
Bia went through,

we thought we'd never see her
touching a joystick again.

But she surprised everyone,
because she is here, online,

craving for vengeance
and with a new team, is that right?

MyLove34, Podcasta 101,

and GnomeBloodBR.

And on the green screen,
her previous team: Zé, Guto and Moisés.

Their team hasn't lost a game
since 2016.

CLARICE: COME TO JORNAW, BOARD MEETING.
EXPECT THE WORST.

I think I might need a lawyer.

Well,

I think I know someone.

You're going to get a Fatality, Bia.

As you can see, emotions are high,
so let's get this carnage started.

Enjoy the fight. Zarolho, back to you.

GnomeBlood, you must control your anger
and take advantage of it.

MyLove, don't be afraid to attack.

Round one has begun with great hits.

One blow here, another blow there,
a beautiful combo by MyLove.

The combos keep coming,
and now Jade is attacking

with GnomeBlood's skills.

She came strong on Moisés,
Moisés is reacting

and ends it with a beautiful combo
which concludes this first round.

Breathe, you can do it.

This last round is tough,
Milena is getting beat up,

PodCasta needs to react,
there isn't much time left.

She goes a little harder
and manages to end the fight!

In your face!

Can she score three points
against the boys' team?

You should learn how to control
your employees on set, Clarice.

The director controls the set, not me.

Let's see who wins the final round.

A special attack by MyLove,
and Zé loses a second time!

Moisés is still alive,
he's still fighting for the prize.

And Moisés wins,
this is the first male victory

in our championship.

Bia isn't liking this result,
she wanted three wins

for the female team,
so she challenged Moisés

for a last fight,
and we're not dumb, so we let them.

There is nothing left from Bia here.
There's only revenge.

They try to get some distance,
but they're getting closer,

Moisés keeps the combos coming
and he won't stop.

He is finishing the first round,
and he won!

He won the first round,
Moisés had a beautiful first round.

What are we waiting for?

My lawyer. She just arrived.

Now you're going to win! That's it!

Here come the hits,
Moisés tries to react,

but he can't deliver,
and Bia wins the second round!

-Is she a lawyer?
-She's a lawyer, Unicef's Ambassador,

and ex model.

You know, even I am shocked.

Right, Jonas?

Now Moisés seems frustrated.

But he begins with a beautiful combo,

he isn't stopping, he is pressing on.

Bia is having a hard time
getting started on this round.

She got hit!

My client feels damaged
by the usage of her image

and of her wedding on the film.

-How can we deal with this?
-We don't.

Jornaw created the concept
of a film about Gypsies in a wedding.

The idea that we used your client
to make our film is absurd.

Is it? I think Ms. Luna disagrees.

Right, Luna?
She agreed to testify,

-and we have this video as proof.
-You're being rude!

What are you doing?

The end is near for both players.

Bia manages to finish this round

with a beautiful special hit!

I want my stuff back!

If you think you can come in here
and threaten a company like Jornaw

-with this cheap political discourse...
-Racism, cultural appropriation.

Do you want to follow through?

I'm already following you.
Is at sign Alexia something, right?

But I...

THOSE ACTORS ARE FAKE GYPSIES

ANNA RITTICHIELLI
IS THE CURSE IN THIS FILM

Well, I guess the movie's cancelled.

Or so it seems.

We're canceling every comment
about Gypsies, about Gypsy Clara,

-about the horoscope as well.
-It's simple.

-Luna is fired.
-Jonas.

Clara generates clicks
for our most important advertisers,

think about it.

I'm going to think about my next steps.

Along with the Board, of course.

-Until then, Clara...
-Luna.

My name is Luna.

Luna will be on a leave of absence.

-Do you agree?
-Absolutely.

Great.

Congratulations.

Thanks to you, I finally feel avenged.

Let it go, Sabrina.

Thanks.

You'd be a great coach.

Maybe having a female team
isn't such a bad idea.

Good luck finding a sponsor
who doesn't want to exploit your body.

If he pays well, I'll exploit it myself.

Tell me more about it.

I'M DOING AN EXHIBIT FOR YOU

I got my first personal exhibit!

Congratulations!

What is it?

Sabrina.

I'm just a church calendar designer,
everyone will know that I'm a fraud.

What the hell!

Thank you.

If that video had leaked,
after all that happened...

I know. I'm sorry, Marissol.

I invited your cute friends over.

By the way,
I don't know if you know this,

I am single now.

-Alexia, I don't know how to thank you.
-Thank the internet, Luna.

Who leaked the video did all the work.

And this was a pleasure,

just seeing the fear
in their eyes was priceless.

-Bye, Dante.
-Bye, Alexia.

Wait, what about
the professional environment thing?

But I've been suspended, so...

You can't use someone's story
to make a movie like this.

MY GOD, WHAT A TERRIBLE FILM!