01x09 - Vegetables

[bunniefuu]

So what's the deal? And make it real.

Make it the real deal. Make it the real

deal, my man. There's no easy. They say

this guys, we're broke, broke, but.

That's impossible. It's true. If we don't

start adjusting our budget soon, we're

going to be like the proverbial light

bulb through Where are we possibly going

to cut back on stuff? You know? Well, I

don't like, for example, black, $98 for

new swim flippers, rolling with the swim

flippers you got last summer. Look at

them, David. I'd be the laughingstock of

the Aquatic Center. They're hopelessly

out of fashion. Hard David messages. What

do you beyond reproach? I mean, what

about all that surgical gauze you post

for my appendectomy mandated that

appendectomy was cosmetic. And you know,

it was not, was not was not fuzzy Wuzzy

was a bear, was he? I don't know.

You guys, well, you were arguing. I was

coming up with a list of ideas about how

we can save some money. I'll be the judge

of that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Here, grow our own vegetables. Hey,

that's a great idea. We could save.

$10 a month. That's $50 a year. Imagine

never having to worry about money again.

Let's do it. Let's grow

our own vegetables, yeah.



Maybe we're not watering them enough.

Key.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Nothing.

What up Jeannie, what were you guys doing

up here? Our apartment is completely

flooded. Oh my God I am so sorry.

Just been so hard for you. Tell us

everything baby. The

ceilings are ruined, the carpets are

ruined off of me. Now we don't

even have a place to stay.

Thank you guys. Have a really long

night ahead of you so we can

let you go. Thanks for coming. But

no wait, can we please just stay

here tonight?So deeply

flattered that you think of me like that

and you want to get up with me, you know?

But I just cherish our friendship. And,

you know, I'm just not looking for

anything right now. I don't want to be

with anybody. I mean, yeah, we could do

this sex thing and then I'd rock your

world. Believe me, I'm very good at sex.

I mean, yeah, I could. I could stick my

bear. In your honey pot. I could do that.

But what would happen? It would get

sticky. Jennifer, we had a moment back

there. OK, but that's the past. We can't,

like, hold on to that forever. Do I have

wood? Yeah. I got so much wood. I should.

I should be a forest right now. I feel

like I can tell you guys this because

we're friends, but. Well, I

was molested, Roz. Anyway. I can't

touch right now. That's just not

something I'm guys.

I just need a place to crash. That's it.

Could you excuse us for just one second?

What do you think? I see no way. I think

we should do it. I'm really torn. Well,

what about you at home? What do you think?

Oh. Oh really? OK, you're in luck girls.

Room just opened up at Stately Wayne

Manor. We'll get our stuff. See you

tonight later. Dude. Oh my God, you guys,

we're going to have a sleepover party

with the girls. We have to get the

apartment ready. Ohh.

Welcome to this sleepover party.

They just want to do first we have

Twister and we just brought some ice

cream sundaes out of the kitchen. Ohh.

We're really tired. We just kind of want

to go to bed. I guess we'll just show you

where you're sleeping then, yeah?Guess

what we need?

OK. We'll stay up with you guys

for a few minutes.

Right foot yellow

ohh.

How?

Ohh,

you.

It's mine. An

Argentinian wine umm would like

subscribe. Ohh thank you.

Thanks for letting us crash here

last night, Amy, Stacy and Jennifer.

Ohh, I guess they weren't so upset about

their apartment after all.

Mr. Swayne Showalter and Black,

Yes, you've been served.

It's from the girls and says they're

suing us for $10,000 in damages to their

apartment.

All we wanted to do was grow our own

vegetables to save 10 bucks a month, and

now we owe 10,000. Honestly, I don't know

which is more bitter, the irony or me for

real. Yeah. I mean, where we gonna get



Michael, not your beautiful hair.

Anything but that. Hey, you guys. Not

now, David. I'm trying to figure out ways

to get the money. Guys, look at the

floor. David, you heard what he said. Now

it's not the time to be looking at the

floor when we're, you know, vegetables we

planted in the floorboards, they're

growing.

You have thrown up.

Hey you guys, I think we're gonna need

some extra help here.

Good morning, beautiful.

Come on now, let's get that

rutabaga picked, yeah?

Ohh, no policeman. Mr. Michael, it is

hot. The men, they need water. Louise,

take this water, give it to the men.

Tell them to drink their fill, but not

too much so as to avoid the bloat.

Mr. Michael, you and David and the other

Mr. Michael are great men. One

day I will be a great man like

you. I'm sure you will. Me amigo. I'm

sure you will. Ohh, yeah. They have gone.

Seriously, get back to work.

Amigos.

Our cash flow is great. We've got more

than enough money to pay back the girls.

That's great. Well, what? Or we could

take all the money we've made, combine it

with a very large high interest loan from

the bank and plow it all back into the

farm. And when I say plow it, that's a

pun I don't know. Louise said that if we

plant more crops, we could over farm the

apartment. Yeah, Dave, maybe we should

just pay back the girls and go back to

the way things were. No, I don't want to

go back for the first time. In my life,

I'm making money and I likes it. I likes

it a lot. I must admit I am getting quite

used to our newfound affluence. So what

do you say guys? Should we do it? Let's

do it. Come on,

we got to get that sword going. Let's get

those beads on. Come on.

Please, Mr. Michael, you're pushing too

hard. The men, the land, both must race.

How about a fire? You and your man,

Louise, And you could have all the rest

you want, Mr. Michaels. No. Get back to

work. Everybody. Get back to work. The

man back to work, everybody back to work.

Fantasy has become reality, Yes,

except for the tuxedos. Ohh.

Where's our money, you guys? Yeah, well,

you 3 are living it up. We still have to

pay for all the damage you caused. Don't

you worry, girl. We're gonna get you

money back plus interest just as soon as

we get the harvest. Don't you guys think

you're taking this farm thing a little

too far? Only few things in this world.

The Green Stacy plants money and

jealousy. We're doing pretty well in the



the market cornered on the third one.

Frogs are green. Not brown frogs. They're

not green. Out of our way, girls.

It's asparagus season. Hey, Mr. Michael,

Michael and David come quick.

It's the land. Because of your

greed, we over farm the land

and now we have nothing.

Hey, Louise, just to be clear,

the crops will be back when

never. Don't you

see there will be no more crops?

I thought you were great, man.

Does she know I was wrong?

Right, Barbados.

Bye guys, bye. Thanks for

your help.

So we're broke, belly up, busted, washed

out. You know what I'm thinking? Throwing

all that money out the limousine probably

wasn't such a good idea. What are we

going to do? We're leveraged up to our

ears. I hate to say it, but we don't have

a choice. We're going to have to sell the

farm.

Item 326 is a pig. Let's start the

bidding at $5. They got a pig, got a

pig. Got a pig bit 5 bit five. Got

a pig, got five, got five, Got 5 on

a big bid. 66666 on a big bid, 6

on a pig, Got 6777 on a big seven.

Now seven 887-8878, 888-8888. Come onnow.

So do we have enough to pay back the

girls in the bank? I'm afraid not, not

even close. Gentlemen,

yes. I am Mr. MacDougall from the

bank. I'm here for the money you owe us.

Mr. MacDougall.

We don't have this money.

Ohh, we don't have your

money.

Minor MacDougall.

This is the banks department now. You've

got 30 days before the bank auctions off

the place. Good luck.

What are we supposed to do now?

Quite a change from the days when we were

calling the shots. Boss water

boss. Shut up and keep picking

boy right away boss. No problem

boss. I missed the

city, I miss our apartment dog gone

it. I even missed those girls downstairs.

Swing Low.

Sweet cherry

coming for

to carry

me home.

Swing low.

Sweet cherry

heart. Woman, 40

carry me.

I looked over Jordan and what did

I see?

Angels coming after me.

Well, if you get there before

I do. Marry me.

Ohh my friends, I'm coming there

soon.

Contemporary.



Get back to work.

Slow down, son, slow down. Those ain't

jumping beans. They ain't going nowhere.

I'm sorry, Maggie. Pick and build up a

powerful hunger in a man. Yeah, Mike,

keep your snout out of the truth. Other

people gotta eat too. Hey, I wouldn't be

this angry if you hadn't got us into this

mess in the 1st place, David. Yeah, well,

I wasn't the one whose idea was to grow

vegetables in the 1st place. Well, I'm

not the one who flooded the apartment.

How was I supposed they're not supposed

to water the floorboard when you talking

to how you're not supposed to.

I don't know what kind of trouble you got

yourselves into before, but none of that

matters now. Maybe you ain't got much

left, but you got the most important

thing each other. Don't throw

that away too.

Goodnight. Goodnight, Maggie.

Hey, you guys look sh**ting

star. Make a wish.

I wish we had our apartment back.

I wish we had our apartment back. I

wish I was dry hunting Maggie.

Rise and shine, it's time to get to

work.

I'll call you.

Hey, guys.

It's the ba*ls.

Good morning, senior Martinez. Good

morning. Ohh, Smoke, you guys.

That's Louise, Louise. Louise, Louise,

Louise. Mr. Michaels, Mr. David,

What are you doing here? Yeah, You know,

we lost everything. So now we're doing

the itinerant worker thing. What about

you, man? What are you doing here? After

I left you yesterday, I became very rich.

Now I owned this farm. Where are we?

That's great, Louise. Really happy for

you, man. I could not have done it

without you. 3 You believed in me when no

one else did, remember?No, one day

I will be a great man like you. I'm

sure you will. Me amigo. Ohh, yeah. No, I

was just being condescending. So I

thought you were being nice. Not really

honestly. I was just saying what I

thought you wanted to hear. Regardless,

your words inspired me to do great

things. How? Well they did. OK.

Wait, I want to repay you. Is there

anything I can do for you guys? I

can't think of anything. I can't think of

anything. There is one thing that you

could do for us with all that money.

That you have which

would be very helpful

and it is.

I believe that settles everybody's death.

Now you can fix the water damage

to your apartment, the loan from the

bank is repaid, and there's still enough

money for a Fiesta.

Well, I guess we all learned a little

lesson, didn't you guys?You're dead when

it comes to being greedy. I'd rather be

needy. Yeah.

None of the 50.

Love it.

Let's get out of here.

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