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01x05 - Cake Crashers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Is It Cake?". Aired: March 18, 2022.*
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Skilled cake artists create mouthwatering replicas of everyday objects, in a mind-bending baking contest inspired by a popular meme.

01x05 - Cake Crashers

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[opening theme music playing]

[bakers] Aww!

[Mikey] Oh.

Hello, bakers.

Hi, Mikey.

I'm dressed like this in honor
of a high school graduate in the house,

-Justin!
-[bakers cheering]

This very week, Justin's high school
graduation is happening without him.

Yes.

He instead chose
to bake hyper-realistic cakes on Netflix.

-[bakers laugh]
-You gotta do what you gotta do.

Good choice.

So, we're going
to have a mini graduation ceremony.

-[Andrew] Whoo!
-Take this hat, my friend.

Put it on, tassel on the right.

-[cheering]
-["Land of Hope and Glory" playing]

Now, to make it
even more authentically high school,

I will mispronounce your last name, Ellen.

Justin "Elelen."

[laughing]

[cheering]

Go, Justin!

There you are.

[bakers laughing]

[cameras clicking]

[Mikey groans]

I don't need this anymore.

Aw, that's so cute.

Isn't that how you always pictured
your high school graduation?

Being handed your diploma
by one of the white guys on SNL?

Andrew, you deserve
some celebration as well.

You are our two-time champion.

-[clapping, whooping]
-[Mikey] Whoo!

Andrew!

That means you've won a total of $25,000
in this competition, my friend.

Dinner's on you!

All nine of you have had a chance to bake.

But now, we're going to change the game.

[suspenseful music playing]

The winners of the next three challenges

will automatically earn a spot
in the finale.

That means only three of you
will make it there,

where you will be competing
for a grand prize

of $50,000!

-Woo-hoo!
-That is double what Andrew's won so far.

[laughs]

But the bakers who lose the next
three challenges will be eliminated

and banished to the gallery.

-[bakers] Wow.
-Ouch.

Wow. A lot of wows.

[laughs]

Okay, Andrew.

Since you won, you get to pick

which two bakers
you want to compete against.

Think about this carefully,

because whoever wins
will move on to the finale.

So, this is a big decision.

Oh man.

Who is your first pick?

Well, I do wanna challenge myself
against a fellow winner.

Ooh.

So, I think my first pick is gonna be
the girl that took me off the bench. Nina.

-[cheering, clapping]
-Nina!

Interesting choice.

She deserves another shot against me.

-Oh h* h*!
-[Andrew chuckles]

The sass!

I've earned it!

I'm ready.
I'm ready to take my title back.

[Mikey, bakers] Oh!

[chuckles]

And who is the final baker
joining you today

to compete for a place in the finale?

[tense music playing]

No one wants to make eye contact with me.

-Jonny's staring you down. "Pick me."
-Yeah, Jonny!

Let's go.

-[Mikey] Oh!
-[bakers] Ooh!

Okay! We got Jonny!

I'm competing against two winners,

so I'm feeling
like I gotta rise to the occasion.

The rest of you... I hate doing this.

Please take your seats in the gallery.

[April] Ciao.

A lot is on the line here, folks.

It's time to play Find That Cake!

All right.
When the cake wall spins around,

you will see six items you'd find at a...

party!

[murmuring, groaning]

Cake Wall, spin!

[clunks, whirs]

The game is the same. You have 20 seconds
to lock in your answers on your keypads.

If you're the fastest,
you get to pick first.

Your time starts... now.

[tense music playing]

Ten seconds.

Five seconds.

Three, two, one.

-Lock them in. Time's up!
-[bell dinging]

Okay, bakers.
Let's see who gets first pick.

Did any of you pick the "Aight" beer?

-[laughing]
-That's my favorite beer.

The non-product placement beer, Aight.

"Dude! Can you pass me an Aight? Thanks."

-Aight.
-Let's see if Aight is cake.

[Nina] No. Oh.

It explodes. [chuckles]

-No. Not cake.
-[laughs]

Who here likes chips?

[laughing]

-Love chips.
-Love chips.

[Mikey] Jonny, you picked the chips.
Let's see if you found it.

[tense music playing]

-Nope.
-[stabbing string music]

-Oh, hey, all right.
-[Mikey] So, that's not cake.

Andrew, Nina. You both picked the piñata.

Let's find out if it's cake.

[tense music playing]

[Mikey] Ooh!

[Nina] Oh, yay!

[Nina chuckles]

[Mikey] That's cake!

With a little sprinkle party, too.

-Look at that.
-[Andrew] How cute.

I just cut
this adorable creature's butt off.

Well done, Nina and Andrew.

You were both right.

Andrew.

Hi!

-[laughs]
-[Mikey] You found the cake the fastest.

So, you get first pick.

Jonny, I'm sorry.

You didn't find the cake,
so you get last pick.

[groans nasally]