01x03 - All is Fair in Love and w*r

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[Title Montage]

Did he ask you?

He has no guts.

I wish I could ask him.

Shall I?

- Yes.

- I am going.

[Ronobir] Prom night!

A night that makes

every girl believe

that her Prince Charming will

come and take her to a fairyland.

For her happily ever after.

But Kusum was different.

She had grown up

believing that there

will never be a

Prince Charming for her.

So how about your dieting?

Paro's dress is backless.

And Subho's is short.

The competition is tough.

I want a chocolate shake.

Come!

One chocolate shake please!

[Kusum humming a tune]

Oh! That's good.

What?

Whom are you thinking of?

Ronobir?

You are hallucinating with hunger.

Because these are the symptoms.

Don't teach your mother to fk.

I know it all.

These are the symptoms of love.

Stupid, are you mad?

[Charulata] You

are not the only girl.

Half the college loves him.

I am not like half the college.

I am not interested in him.

All he's interested is in

He's a rascal and I

Fine.

It's infatuation. It will pass.

Let's see.

By the way, prom night

is an important night.

[Charulata] Ronnie goes with her

for the past four years.

The one he wants to go to bed with.

Bed?

You mean sex?

Oh! Poor little virgin.

Are you sacred?

[Ronobir] I wished

Kusum stuck to her belief.

I wished I am not

a Prince Charming

who is trying

for a spot in her heart?'

I was just very good

at pretending that I was.

[Kusum] Ratan, I don't like it

[Ronobir] If Ratan does it,

it feels good.

But it's me, sweetheart.

It's your lucky day.

Hi, Charu!

- Will you go to

the prom with me? - Me?

I am not going.

Oh come on. If you don't

come with me, then who will?

To bed?

Half the college.

Look, this is your first

prom night.

And no one forgets the first night.

And with Rono. Definitely not.

I understand

what you are talking about.

It's my first time.

And yours? Tenth?

100? 1000?

You only want sex. And you

will get many girls for that.

Virgins! So boring, right?

[Guitar strumming]

- I'll go right?

- Yes.

I will see you.

You refused Ronnie right away.

You have two days. Think over it.

Girls love to be with

Ronnie for the first time.

You go ahead. I can't spend a

minute with him. The whole night?

Impossible!

- If you get a chance, why not?

- [Sujata] Hi!

Are you Ronobir's friend?

- Depends.

- Yes, we are.

- Sujata.

- Kusum. Charu.

I am Ronnie's friend. Close friend.

So it's his birthday. And I wanted

to throw a surprise party for him.

Where will I find Ronnie's friends?

[Kusum] Paromita.

She is a good friend too.

Thank you!

Ronnie has a very hot girlfriend.

She's so exotic, right?

I don't care.

So you won't go for

the birthday party?

I will but not for Ronnie.

I will go for her. I like her.

Ah! You will go for the birthday

party for Sujata, right?

Not because you want to find out

how much Ronnie likes her, right?

Charu, you are too much.

[Ronobir] No matter

how much you pretend.

You and I, both knew

that you will come

for that party only for me.

Mine is winning.

Wait and watch.

One lap is still pending.

Let's see.

Ronnie, what's your birthday plans?

We could have gone for an outing.

No. You know my ideal birthday.

Home sweet home. Lots of alcohol.

And you fkers.

By the way, we can replace

you with alcohol.

We are not going anywhere.

We will order more alcohol.

Oh yeah that reminds me.

Abhinandan.

- Is my crate ready?

- [Waiter] Yes, sir.

That's my man.

- He got it.

- [Cheering]

Hey! He did it.

- Yes.

- Superb!

[Indranill] I had a great

time at the pool.

[Writik] I'm dying to have a good

bourbon on the rocks.

[Subhash] I want to sleep now.

[Writik] But we won't let

you sleep.

[Ronobir] What a fking good

actor! I love John Travolta.

[Subhash] Where is the switch,

Ronnie?

Living room to your right.

Don't drop the crate.

Alright, boys.

[Ronobir] It's just us.

And no one else.

- Yes.

- [Music playing]

[All] Surprise!

[Ronobir] O God!

I don't like surprises!

As if someone wants to catch you

red-handed in the

name of surprises.

And when you are surprised.

Just smile and be normal.

[Sujata] Happy birthday, baby!

- Sweetheart!

- Come.

[Paromita] Happy birthday, Ronnie.

Thank you!

- Thank you so much for coming.

- Hi, cutie!

- Thank you.

- Happy birthday, Ronnie.

[Gasps]

So guys, Ronnie has just returned.

But his world famous punch

is ready at the bar counter.

Really!

Ronnie told me his secret

a few years ago.

It has lot of alcohol and juice

for namesake.

[Chuckles]

- Prats, can I have some music?

- Prats is here.

[Music playing]

- Is she his girlfriend? - Why are

you so possessive about him?

He is not your boyfriend.

I would love to be his girlfriend.

[Girl 1] Oh please! Come on.

Sujata is so hot.

- Sujata!

- Hmm.

You know how I feel

about surprises, don't you?

Of course, she knows. Right, Suju?

Because the probability of you

getting surprised is more.

Right?

Seriously!

All girls are talking about you.

Your m*rder is planned.

There are almost four groups.

Anyway, I think I'm going to go

and have the famous Ronobir punch.

Ahole!

She definitely has a crush on me.

[Chuckles]

[Ronobir] Heartbeat!

You know this usually happens

when you see someone you want

to see after a really long time.

But in my case my heart

was beating because

I was seeing two

people I wanted to see

but trust me not

at the same time.

- Hi!

- Happy birthday!

Thank you.

Sujata invited me for the party.

- Really?

- Who is she?

Who?

[Music playing]

I don't know.

Maybe some friend of his.

I met her at the college.

You weren't there then.

I think you were somewhere else.

I don't feel they are friends.

Do you think they are friends?

Ratan will come to pick

me up by 9 O'clock.

I know your party will go on

till late. But I'll leave by 9 pm.

And you planned it all.

Cute.

Well, now that you are here,

have a drink!

Ah! I don't drink.

- Thanks.

- Come on. It's my birthday.

Just one drink.

No.

- [Sujata] Hi, Ronnie.

- Hi!

Won't you introduce

me to your friend?

Of course.

Kusum, that's Sujata.

Sujata, this is Kusum.

We met at the college. Hi!

- Hi!

- Sujata.

Kusum.

- Well, I will make you meet

the rest of the g*ng. Come. -Sure.

[Glass clinking]

[Clears throat]

It is now time to raise a toast

to the man of the hour, Ronobir.

[Crowd cheering]

Rono is very special

person in my life.

Since childhood, he's been

one of my closest friend.

Tomorrow is Ronnie's birthday.

And I am going back

to London very soon.

So I thought

I must organise this

birthday bash for Ronnie

before I return to London.

Surrounded by all

his lovely friends.

[Chuckles]

I have never in my entire life

been so close to anyone.

And if you are Ronnie's friend

then you must be knowing

Ronnie is close to perfection.

Guys!

Sujata! Or as I call her Suju.

She is my special

friend since childhood.

[Ronobir] We have

been together for a while now.

She likes me a lot too.

People feel we are already engaged.

Come on, guys. It's just rumours.

Suju is very dear to me.

And she's such a lovely lady.

-[Cheering]

But Sujata doesn't have the

engagement ring on her fingers yet.

So technically guys,

I am still fking single.

[Crowd cheering]

Well, jokes apart.

[Ronobir] I want to talk to you

about that lovely lady

whom anyone would oblige

to get a ring for her.

That lovely lady is our very own.

Kusum Ganguly.

Where are you?

[Ronobir] Trying to sneak away.

Boys and girls.

The first female

MBBS student of our college.

The first female

doctor of our college.

You just don't top the class.

You are also riding

against the tide.

You inspire us.

Doctor Kusum Ganguly, guys.

[Crowd cheering]

[Ronobir] Alright. What do we want?

Do we want more speeches

or more music?

Are we leaving?

Will you still remain his doormat?

Or are we leaving, Suju?

Prats! Please don't create a scene.

[Sujata] People are watching.

[Sniffles]

Fk these people.

You are not coming back again.

[Pratiksha] Listen!

You are just a ticket for him

to get out of India. That's it.

He doesn't even

Why are we even standing here?

Let's leave.

Sister, if you don't leave now, you

will always be a doormat for him.

Let's leave.

Fk it! I am going.

Prat!

[Gasps]

I am coming too.

You must be telling

the same thing to

all the girls, right?

Are you stupid? Look around you.

At my birthday party,

in front of the whole college.

In front of my best friends.

In front of that girl

who wants to get engaged to me,

you feel I am fooling you?

[Song playing]

You know I like you.

I need to talk to Sujata.

I don't want to hurt her.

I don't want to be that man.

[Guitar strumming]

So I will go in for five minutes.

I'll talk to her.

Ronobir] I took care of one girl.

And now it was mission next.

[Ronobir] For fk's sake!

Suju!

- Suju!

- [Pratiksha] Come on, sister.

- [Pratiksha] Sister, you are

not stopping. - [Ronobir] Suju.

- Sister, let's go.

- Suju!

Sister, get inside the car.

Get inside the car. There's no

need to listen to him. - Wait.

- Why would she listen to me?

- Come in, sister.

Why would you want me

to talk to her?

After all,

you have instigated her against me.

And you pretend

to be a liberal, a feminist.

Please for God's sake, shut up!

You just hate all men.

And that's the truth. Admit it.

Ronnie, these things are useless.

I had suspected this

a long time ago.

But today, you proved it,

Ronobir Chatterjee.

[Pratiksha] You raised a toast

for that girl and danced with her.

Wow! Very nice.

But did you ever

acknowledge Sujata for anything?

You don't love her.

She is an easy path for you

to go to London,

you big fking fker.

Well, she's got it all figured.

[Clapping]

Good job.

So I guess.

She's right. I have used you.

But I figured this out

when I was five years old.

And maybe you were 3 years old.

[Ronobir] I knew I would be

a doctor someday. And

Suju would be in London. She'd

be the means for me to go there

Yeah. I was far fking sighted.

I know why you threw this party.

[Chuckles]

I know why you went

to my college to invite them.

As she put it in your mind

that I am cheating on you.

And you wanted to see with whom

I was cheating on you.

You know what?

Suju, even if she wasn't here, it

wouldn't have made any difference.

As the fact is

that you never trusted me.

So

- Unfking believable.

- Ronnie.

Do you really have

nothing to do with her?

Just for the record.

No.

You are suggesting that after

whatever we saw over there,

you have nothing

to do with that girl.

Just a moment. What did you see?

I admire that girl.

She is the first female MBBS

of our college. Miss feminist.

And I admire a lot of other women.

I just don't love them.

Because I love you.

And Prats, that girl is into

a serious committed relationship.

- She has a boyfriend.

- Really?

Does she really have a boyfriend?

You are stupid. I tell you.

I will tell you.

Ah!

Ronnie!

Ronnie!

Yes!

[Chuckles]

[Sujata] Let's get married.

Oh my God!

Kusum. I can't believe it.

He kissed you.

Forget the kiss. He was

going to propose to you.

You will go with Ronobir

to the prom, right?

He's in love with you.

- Understand this, Kusum?

- I don't' know.

I don't know, Charu.

I don't I am confused.

I am going down.

Ratan will be here soon.

I'll see you in college.

Do you really believe him, sister?

What about that girl?

And where is the guy?

[Ronobir] Actually, Prats.

Turn around.

That is Ratan, Kusum's boyfriend.

Suju, can I go drop her?

And don't go without

saying bye to me. Okay?

[Sujata chuckles]

[Sigh of relief]

- [Ronobir] Ratan!

- [Pratiksha] Look at me, sister.

Fking legend Ratan.

[Sighs]

Always on time.

Saved my fking life.

[Ronobir] Hey, Ratan! Hi!

- [Ratan] Ronobir! - Why didn't

you come for the party?

Huh.

Did you see me at any party

for the past five years?

- [Chuckles]

- Right.

Come in and have a drink. Come.

No. I am fine.

You look happy.

There's lipstick on your face.

[Ronobir] Actually,

a special girl kissed me.

[Ratan] Good for you.

Ratan. On time.

Kusum, shall we leave?

[Ronobir] Take them home safely.

[Car door closes]

[Car passing]

[Sighs]

Go. Bye!

- Bye, Prats.

- Ronnie.

Love you!

Love you too.

[Ronobir] I had won. I won.

Both the girls were happy with me.

What else do you want in life?

Someone said the truth.

All is fair in love and w*r.

And this was a fight for love.

[Theme song playing]