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01x12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "I've Been k*lling Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level". Aired: April 10, 2021.*
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Azusa Aizawa, a 27 years old woman, died on work site due to overworking.

01x12 - We Opened a Coffee Shop

Post by bunniefuu »

Wow, how pretty!

That's right. I guess it

is festival season now.

What sort of festival is it?

It's Flatta's dance festival.

It started about 250 years ago,

and everyone dances however they please

in the town square or the highlands.

It's about offering the fruits

of the harvest to the earth god

and praying for a bountiful

harvest next year.

The celebration lasts two days,

both on the festival's eve and the day of the festival.

It's nice to be able to

dance however you please!

Are you going to participate, Lady Azusa?

I distance myself from this one a bit.

I've been living around here since

before the festival started,

so if I'm not careful, I could end

up being given the starring role.

I see

Does this festival have stalls

that sell sweet candies?

The study of festivals is

historically important.

You know, drinks can be

sold at festivals, too.

Even at higher prices,

they sell like hotcakes.

At times, I felt like they make

a little too much profit

That's true My family

did grow all of a sudden.

Since we're here, maybe I'll try to change

how I interact with these things.

What should I do, though?

More fruit wine, please!

Halkara, you can drink,

but don't go overboard, okay?

I make drinks out of plants myself,

so I can't help drinking them to compare

She can make drinks

I see.

They add pepper as a secret ingredient.

I'm going to try making

this sauce sometime.

And she can cook

Mama!

Have some water!

I got some share plates.

Thanks, you two.

And we have two cute waitresses!

I have an idea!

We'll open a coffee shop called

The Witch's House on festival's eve!

I've Been k*lling Slimes for 300 Years

and Maxed Out My Level

We Opened a Coffee Shop

Sister, it's here!

Ta-da!

What is this?

Waitress uniforms for The Witch's House.

Remember when we all got

measured the other day?

Let's all try them on right now!

Well, I guess it works.

Mama!

Float, float

How do we look?

It doesn't feel that bad

Blush!

Hug!

Yes! You're adorable!

Um

Boing, boing.

They took my measurements,

but the chest is still so tight

Plump.

What kind of shady shop are we running?!

Halkara, if you wear that,

you're banned from the shop.

Shock!

We haven't even opened up yet!

Flatorte, you look so cute!

It's very harmonious.

It's almost as if they used

the golden ratio somehow.

Y-You think so?

Personally, I find it very restrictive.

I feel more comfortable naked.

The great Flatorte will

fight this battle naked!

There's no way that's better!

Aw, you're all so lucky.

I wish I could try something on, too.

You'll be changing your

outfit, too, of course.

Allow this outstretched

hand to reach the other side!

Work, magic!

Change, Rosalie!

Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!

Wow, this is great!

Thank you, Sister!

Sure. You look great.

Now, that just leaves Laika

A god There's a god here

It, um

doesn't look too odd, does it?

Priceless

I wore something like this for

a school play long ago

I got the same reaction and

felt just as embarrassed.

Oh, that embarrassed face!

Priceless!

Freeze

Please don't say the same

thing over and over!

All right! Now we come up with our menu!

Hop!

Sounds like it's my turn!

I've already come up with this!

Hmm

Okay, this "Fifteen-Flavor

Aphrodisiac Drink Blend" is out.

Why?! It was a huge hit

among the men of Flatta!

I'm still in my prime!

Pop!

That's not the image we want!

And this "Drink Daily to Grow Taller in a Month!

Bone-Lengthening Herbal Blend" is out, too.

Shabam!

Come up with something more normal!

Well, if you want something else

All I have is this "Wild Grape and Honey Juice

with a Light Flavor and Pleasant Aftertaste."

That's what you should've given me first!

Honestly, you have no

sense for this at all.

You're the one who lacks sense!

What's all the fuss over here?

Lady Azusa!

Please hear out my idea!

Anyone who can eat this giant

omelet within 30 minutes

gets their meal free! What do you think?

Uh, I'm not sure we want

competitive eating material

It's unthinkable!

What is cooking without meat?

So we serve endless delicious meat dishes!

Om.

This is all we need!

No, it's not!

Both of you are wrong!

Then what about topping boiled pasta

with sweet cream for something unique?

I like that you're up for a challenge,

but that's not necessary!

Master!

Shine!

Slide, slide

Then let's serve a full-course meal

using 36 types of mushrooms!

Some are gonna be poisonous, though.

Mama!

Look at the big grasshopper I caught!

What if we cook this grasshopper?

We can't serve that in the shop.

I'll come up with the menu!

There we go.

All right, that's done!

Great Witch!

I look forward to seeing your shop.

It's a coffee shop, The Witch's House!

It's opening tomorrow.

Please come and visit.

Check out our coffee shop,

The Witch's House!

We'll have tasty food!

Please come and visit.

You'd better come!

Here you go!

Not bad.

Thanks, everyone.

So, tomorrow's the day we open.

Though I'm not sure if anyone will come

No, the most important thing

is that we have fun.

Let's all have fun tomorrow!

Yeah!

Well, gotta start getting

things ready early

I've Been k*lling Slimes

for 300 Years and

Maxed Out My Level

This is

Wow

They're even coming from outside of Flatta.

Hmm, lining up overnight

is against the rules.

Slither

Nope, I heard the first ones rushed

here first thing in the morning.

That's okay, then!

We'll have to open ahead of schedule!

Yeah!

Our coffee shop, The Witch's House,

is opening one hour early!

Nobody cheers like that for

a coffee shop opening!

Welcome!

Welcome!

Welcome to our coffee shop,

The Witch's House!

The Great Witch looks

beautiful as a waitress

Float

And Halkara looks like the perfect

balance of wholesome and unwholesome.

Float

May we take your order?

Here's some water.

Her twin daughters couldn't be cuter!

Yes, but above all

Thank you for waiting.

Here is the omelet you ordered.

Please take your time enjoying your meal.

She's a goddess.

If I had a little sister like that,

I'd be hugging her all the time.

No words are needed Just

Priceless!

P-Please don't stare at me so much

It's embarrassing

Pshoom!

Hey, hang in there!

It's a shallow wound!

What kind of shop is this?

I hate that Laika is getting

all the attention!

I won't lose to her!

Bam! Bam! Bam!

I can carry all these at once!

Ooh!

Amazing!

How wonderful!

It's a piece of cake!

Wait, if you try to do that

That was a close one.

There!

The ghost lady is the best!

That's fantastic service!

Thanks.

I guess people enjoy service with style.

Master!

This juice is really refreshing.

And the soup warms me right up.

It's so homely, but so elegant, too.

The wall decorations are adorable.

They all seem to enjoy both

the food and the atmosphere.

All right, everyone, keep up the good work!

Okay!

Thank you very much.

I'm sorry, Mother.

My feet can't take any more.

No, I'm sorry I didn't notice.

Just take it easy.

No, I'll take over the register.

This way, I can keep working.

Thank you. But don't overdo it, okay?

Sputter, sputter

Here's your milk tea!

Here's your salad with forest tree nuts!

Sputter, sputter

So three coffees, a mini chiffon

cake, and two fruit cakes

And for you, a black tea, a milk,

a special omelet, and a sandwich?

It's a good kind of surprise, but I

never thought we'd be this successful.

What a fine shop.

Thank you for waiting!

How many in your

Don't you have anything to do at work?

You're being awfully rude to a customer.

Did I tell you we were doing this?

You did not!

I only came because I

happened to hear about it!

Don't I always tell you to invite me

along when you're doing something fun?

Hmph!

Oh, she wanted to be invited.

Hey, Beelzebub, it's not too late to

help us serve customers if you want

I mean i-if you could, maybe?

I-If you can't, it's okay

I am a demon, you know.

I'm not someone you can so

easily ask for a favor.

Don't let your head get so big.

Beelzebub, that's the back door

Well, I suppose I don't mind.

You're raring to go!

When did you change clothes?!

She's the head waitress, but she has

the intense aura of a queen

No, she has both the dignity of a soldier

and the class of a proper lady.

She gives off the scent

of something forbidden!

Welcome to our coffee shop, The Witch's House!

When you've decided what you'd

like to order, just let me know.

She's perfect!

Hey, cooks!

An herb tea, carrot chiffon cake set,

and two mixed juices, please!

She's turned out to be quite the helper.

I can't believe she's even

changed her tone of voice.

With Beelzebub helping us now,

maybe we can breathe a little easier.

There's no sign of the crowd

starting to thin, though

Okay, here we go!

Flick!

Now do it with me, okay?

Be delicious!

Float

I added a bit of little devil spice, too!

Squee!

You're way past "little devil"!

What are you doing?!

Turn!

Dear Sister!

Sparkle!

What do you think?

Does my outfit look cute?

Should a Demon King who terrifies crying

babies into silences be serving customers?

Of course!

I always wanted to be a part of

a shop like this just once!

Wait, if you're here, does that mean

And here's your fosca sheep

sauté with truffles!

I thought so.

It's the chef's special platter.

My sister came up with an improved

version for human palates.

She just made herself the chef!

Chef, one more of the special!

Got it!

And it's already on the menu

Halkara, please take this

dessert menu to table three.

Yes, Manager!

And Fatla's the floor manager now!

A group just came in!

Huh?

I have an addition to an order!

Huh?

There are so many customers!

Huh?!

Master! Is that outfit some

new kind of training?

I'll help, too!

What are you doing here?

I have some samples of the Eno

brand's latest supplement!

Feel free to take one! Here you go!

Hey! Did anyone say you could do that?

Here's a free song for all

the folks waiting in line!

Listen to the cries of

Kuku and Flatorte's souls!

This is turning into something

kind of crazy

Nothing to do but continue doing my job!

Great Witch, thank you for the lovely meal.

Thank you for coming.

Well, I guess we can close up now.

This new product uses fruit juice

to counter the bitterness.

Let's talk business sometime.

Let's perform together again!

I'll write a song that'll

make your heart tremble!

Master, please spar with me!

Just go home already.

Dear Sister!

Flash!

Zoom!

I had so much fun today!

Stretch!

I'll come help again!

Hug!

See you next time.

Goodbye.

Thanks for your help, everyone.

All right.

Good work, everyone!

Same to you, Lady Azusa.

We still need to clean up,

but I guess we can take our time.

It's been 300 years since

I reincarnated here.

After finding out I had maxed out my level,

my life turned around completely.

If this keeps up,

I bet lots more fun and

hectic things will happen.

Although if I'm comparing my recent life

to the 300 years before that,

my recent life is still new, but I can

confidently say it's had lots more fun times.

The cost, list price, and profit

Coffee and chocolate cake.

A biba non non!

Living a slow life alone was nice,

but living a slow life with others

is special in its own way.

And this is still the result of all

those years defeating slimes,

so I can't forget the debt

I owe to the slimes.

That said, there are slimes everywhere,

so I'm sure I'll have to

face one eventually.

But for now, our coffee shop is done.

I think I'd like to live a nice

peaceful life for a while.

Master.

Tonight is the main event of

Flatta's dance festival.

I wonder what it's like!

I want to go!

I'm interested.

Lady Azusa, I'd like to go, as well.

Then I guess we'll all go

check it out tonight.

Yay!

I will show you my demon dance!

Do you have nothing better to do?

Wha—

Have you no gratitude after all

the work I did yesterday?

Slide!

Thanks for helping yesterday, Beelzebub!

You were a big help.

Oh, it was nothing.

You can ask for my help again anytime.

You really can't resist those two, can you?

There, there. You're so cute.

I'm gonna dance, too!

I'll let it all hang out!

Don't you dare! You'll bring

shame to all Dragons!

Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing

I'm quite confident in

my dancing skills, too!

I'd rather you didn't dance, either.

Why not, Master?

At any rate, if you get out of hand

at the festival, they'll ban you.

How rude!

Come on, Master!

What's wrong with my dancing?

Look, just

Hey, Beelzebub!

What's your dance like?

It's a mysterious dance handed down

among demons that sucks out mana.

Another peaceful day

Yes, I'm coming.

How can I help you?

After 300 years of k*lling slimes,

another fun day is about to begin.