Hang your coat, come inside.
Got that feeling
we can't hide,
Oh, yeah, it's Christmas.
Laughter in every
room and your smile
makes the whole place
bloom, it's Christmas.
The cocoa's warm,
the playlist right.
We're dancing in
sweater lights
and this moment right here
feels like magic every year,
you're the spark
under the tree,
more than any gift could be.
Hold me close don't
make me miss this,
you're my favorite part
of Christmas right here,
right now it's Christmas.
This is
gonna be so good.
Oh, I love putting together
Christmasville with you.
Oh, but I love you, baby.
I love you so much.
Billy.
Hey, Billy.
Hey Cynth, how are you?
Boo, I
am doing so good.
I'm over here putting
together Christmasville
with my boo thang.
Love to hear it.
What's going on, Billy?
Life.
What happened?
Kids are on
something else, okay.
Christmas is a week away and
they just decided to spend it at
their mom's.
Okay, and.
And?
I don't understand why she had
to move away in the first place.
People move, Billy.
Yeah, but now she's
trying to take my kids away from
me on my holiday.
Look, I've known
you for a long time.
You know how much
I love Christmas.
I do.
Family is supposed
to be together on Christmas.
Okay, so
what's the problem?
Did you forget she's on
the other side of the country?
All right, she's
in Atlanta, hello.
We in Atlanta.
That's not across the country.
Yeah, but you
know what I mean.
So why don't you just go?
Go, go.
You want me to go play house
with her and her new fianc?
You got me on speaker.
No, no, what we want you
to do... what I want you to do
is
I want you to go and spend time
with your kids on Christmas.
So you think I should go?
If it's important to
you to be with your family on.
Christmas, that's where
you should be, Billy.
Oh, I knew
you'd take her side.
Somebody needs
a massager for Christmas.
Facts.
You know, rude.
- I'll tell you who
ain't. - Who ain't?
- You, baby.
- Oh no, we're not.
I got a
question for you babe.
What?
- This is it?
- Is what, what?
Did you
order this for us?
Okay, so what
do you think it is 'cause
it's not for Christmasville.
I'll tell you that.
I don't know,
but I know I want it.
You want it?
- Is this it?
- That's it.
That's the Christmas
swing. Say it with me.
We going where.
Uno.
Oh no,
wait, that's dirty.
I did not
like that at all.
I'm just playing
the cards that I was dealt.
I win, game.
Thank you.
For that, for that.
Ma'am, this is a family-friendly
game night, okay?
There's goldfish present.
Is that how
we're celebrating?
Rude.
Are you getting
called into work?
No, it's my dad.
He is complaining about going
to Atlanta and staying at my
mom's house.
It's a whole thing now.
Thanks.
Do anything
fun for Christmas?
I don't know yet,
but it's going to include spiked
cider, dancing, and regrets.
You want
to talk about it?
No.
Okay.
Who's blowing up your phone?
It's time you knew.
I am not just a pretty mustache.
I am also the barrister.
Stop. Stop.
No, no, no.
See, remember the old ladies
across the street, the Pilates
student, remember they
called me and I quote,
a tall drink of water.
I don't know
what you're trying to do.
Enter mustache.
What's the tax rate
like in the state of delusion?
Okay, yeah, right.
Hey, is
your sister going?
Yeah, of course she is.
Wait, do you wanna come with us?
Do you wanna come with
me and Bobby to Atlanta?
No, I'm not really like
a family holiday type of gal,
but Bobby is gonna fit right in.
Yeah.
He's gonna be
part of the family in no time.
All right, I guess
it's just you and me, Bobby.
Yeah.
Wait, how did you
know I was eating here?
Sharing your
location with me.
That's gotta change now.
Okay, how can I help you?
So, you're really
thinking about going to Atlanta
for Christmas?
I thought we would spend
Christmas here together and I'd
fly James in and, you
know, that's my holiday.
And it's mom's birthday.
Oh, okay.
Well, if you wanna get technical
with it, I was born four months
before her, so technically it
was my holiday before it was
her birthday.
Hi, Mr. Turner, I didn't
know you were joining us
for lunch.
- He's not.
- That's rude.
I gotta get
to the office anyway.
Love you.
Nice seeing you April.
Bye. What was that about?
Let's eat, then talk.
Babe, both James and
Hayley are coming for Christmas.
Oh, awesome.
Just so you know, James is
on my team for all board games.
Interesting, isn't it
you who says that we make such a
great team?
I love you. I love you.
Oh, sweet.
I think you're forgetting that
it was my team that won Scrabble
last year.
I believe that
was a technicality.
Wow, wow.
Truth is the truth.
Okay, you know we won.
You know we won.
Is Billy coming?
I don't know, he
hasn't responded yet.
But the one thing about
that man, he will be where his
children are.
Is this gonna be awkward?
Let's just
keep positive vibes.
You know what? Like this.
Would you like some salad?
Oh, this grass head
pork's got me bloated already.
Gas.
I didn't say gas.
Attractive.
You know, you talk like
this every time it's time
to eat healthy.
I gotta keep this
protein going for my baby.
Come here.
You know what?
Let's see who lives longer.
That was just rude.
You ordered food also.
I know, but you
always order better than me.
Are you single?
Excuse me.
My beautiful friend
here, she's a single, single.
Single, single.
Is that a thing?
It definitely is.
He's cute.
I apologize
for my friend.
No worries.
You're cute too.
Why?
Because you need
some company for the holidays.
I'm actually very
comfortable right now.
How about you come with me to
Atlanta and spend Christmas with
our family?
Sounds appealing
and also very expensive.
Where is Ashley.
Congratulations!
Thank you,
oh God, thank you.
Here we are
again six years in a row.
Mr. Turner,
congratulations.
Just stop it.
Well, I had to at
least make the attempt.
Come on, everybody
cakes in the break room.
Come on.
Thank you all,
seriously, thank you.
Appreciate it, thank you.
Well, how does it feel?
No different than
the last five years.
Well, nobody
works as hard as you.
You put in more
hours here than I do.
I just, I wanted to make sure
that you, that you knew that you
are valued and appreciated
here at Medtech.
So your family must be
really proud of you.
You have no idea.
Well, gonna
get to my meeting.
You keep doing a good job, okay?
Thank you.
Oh, and if you're around
for the holidays, maybe we could
get some Christmas eggnog.
Sounds festive.
Oh, it'll be festive.
Okay. Okay.
Festive,
who says festive?
Come on.
Don't let her in, Jonathan.
You are perfectly
happy with Dr. Frost.
You gonna pay. You're
gonna regret this plan.
You're gonna regret this.
Oh, no, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
Okay, I'm picking up
what you're putting down.
You have to
try this guy's tacos.
One bite, you'll be
hooked like a fish.
Catchy.
Thank you.
Hey, pops.
Hey, Lee.
Hold up, let me
get James on this call.
Okay.
What's up, Hayley?
Hey James.
Oh, I got pops on the line.
Hello, parental unit.
Hey, Jay.
Tell them
Bobby's coming with you.
Guys, I'm at work.
What else is new?
What's the
reason for the group call?
I wanted to know if you
could buy my ticket to Atlanta.
Oh, so you
guys did decide to go?
Dad. Jay.
Pops. Lee.
Father.
What day and
time y'all wanna fly out?
I bought
my ticket already.
Whatever
time you wanna go.
Oh wait, we are going
together, right?
I haven't decided yet.
Dad, stop it.
No, you stop it.
We always spend
Christmas as a family.
And mom.
Oh, so now you're
choosing mom over me.
You need to grow up.
No, no, you
need to grow up.
Everybody's grown.
Pops, we're not choosing
anybody over the other.
We just want one thing,
to be together as a family
on Christmas.
Oh, and Pops, April doesn't have
anywhere to go for Christmas.
So you got $600 for a flight?
I don't.
Pops, could you
buy April's ticket as well?
Come on,
daddy, it's only fair.
Bobby's coming.
That's a lot of people
at your mama's house.
Mom and Chris have
a five bedroom house, Pop.
Enough room for all of us.
Okay, okay, I gotta
go, all right, we'll talk soon.
Is that a yes?
Yes, I got you baby girl.
You too, April.
Thanks
Pops, see you later.
Talk soon.
Jay, stay on the line.
Got you.
Jay, are you good?
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm good.
I just don't want him to be
Daddy Downer on Christmas.
He's still dealing
with a divorce, so...
It's been over two years.
He needs to let go and move on.
Whoa, yo,
he's our father.
He's hurting.
Yeah, he's not the
only one who lost someone.
Jay, Pops loves you.
Really?
Because it seems like ever since
mom asked for a divorce, all he
wants to do is throw money
at me and avoid talking.
You're not wrong.
Listen, we get to
Atlanta, we sit him down.
You sit him down and whatever
you have to say, say it.
Yeah, all right.
I love you, Jay.
I love you more.
Do you need a hug?
No, I'm
good. Nice glasses.
Chocolate?
No, stop guys.
He needs...
- That's disgusting.
- He needs this here.
No, guys, guys,
guys, I hate you both, stop.
This feels so right.
It feels so wrong.
Mr. Turner.
Stop with the
Mr. Turner. Just Billy.
My culture teaches
me to respect my elders.
Elders?
Wow.
I didn't mean to offend.
And your culture, you
may be ethnically ambiguous,
but you're still from Brooklyn.
G*ntrification
is a thing, isn't it?
I just came to see if I
could get my bonus early
Mr. Salesperson
of the year again.
Who said you
were getting a bonus?
Billy,
don't play with me.
Honey's got gifts to buy.
Did you want me to book your
daughter's flight to Atlanta?
How did you...
I might have overheard.
Somebody's got to
keep tabs on you.
Yes, let's do it and...
April.
I'm excited
everyone's coming.
I think it's gonna be
a good change, right?
I think James and Hayley
just wanna bring people in case
things go awry with Billy.
Oh, I'm surprised Hayley
could even afford a ticket this
late with that coffee shop job.
Billy is
gonna buy her ticket.
Of course he will.
Can we not?
It's a beautiful day.
Don't start, please.
I'm just saying you
guys spoil her too much.
I'm all about being in
a creative business,
but eventually you
gotta pay your own way.
She is a grown woman.
I don't love you talking
about what is and is not a grown
woman's thing, but also
did no one ever help you
through school?
She dropped out of
NYU if you remember correctly.
Now she's working at a
coffee shop job to pursue
her music career.
She is a
wonderful musician.
She's an artist.
I'm not saying she isn't,
but James is also a creative and
he pays all of his bills in
New York and he bought his
own ticket.
And I'm very proud.
Just saying, I want her
to have all the tools she needs
to be successful and that comes
with buying your own stuff.
You know, I just wanna
get a successful workout, so
that's gonna come with
moving a little faster, okay?
If you can keep
up, that's great.
Lishy. Lishy.
Henry.
Hayley and April get in
on Friday, the 23, the eve of.
Christmas Eve, while James
and his friend Bobby get in on.
Christmas Eve morning.
I have you arriving on Thursday,
the 22, so that you have a day
to spend with your friends
Cynthia and Larry before the
kids arrive.
Maybe you do
deserve that bonus.
And I'm gonna
need it before you leave.
Listen, you've helped
me out a ton this year, and I
appreciate everything.
You're certainly
welcome, Billy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, I had my
resignation perfectly prepared
just in case this didn't happen.
Of course you did.
Thank you.
It is an honor to assist
the six-time salesperson of
the year.
You are appreciated.
Thank you.
Don't give them
too much trouble in Atlanta.
Oh, please believe
Alicia's going to see what she's
been missing soon she sees me.
Sir. Yes?
You need to
have a seat several.
- Happy holidays.
- Happy holidays.
Hey.
Hey.
You sleep?
Nope, just
making a little tea.
I ain't had
tea in a long time.
Used to help
you sleep really well.
Rubbing on that.
Okay, Billy.
Used to help
me sleep very well.
Inappropriate.
Is it though? I mean,
you're not married yet.
But I will be.
Oh, when's the date?
Look, if you wanted me to come
see you, all you had to do was
say so.
I do give great birthday gifts.
Well, I might just
miss getting a gift the day
before and the day after.
Well, if you want
something in between, I guess I
could stay at the house.
Okay, Billy.
Okay?
Stop, be serious, okay?
How are you? Are you okay?
Payed for Hayley
and April's flights.
She told me.
So what are your plans?
Well, I'm
flying in on the 22nd
and seeing Larry and Cynthia.
Okay, and what faith
are they celebrating this year?
Not sure.
When I spoke to him, we
talked about other things.
Other things like what?
We talked about you.
Okay, what about me?
How you moved
away and now I have to fly
across the country.
It is not
across the country.
Across the
country to Atlanta
to see my kids on my holiday.
In case you forgot.
Oh no, no, no, I know
it's your birthday, but you know
what I mean.
I know that this
is a transition for you too,
so what can I do to help?
Do you wanna stay
here because you can?
No, I'll be fine.
I'll stay at Larry and Cynthia's
and then I'll just Rideshare
over when everyone gets there.
Okay, but if your plans
change, we do have room.
Oh yeah, plenty of room.
I heard, five bedrooms.
You know, what do you and your
fiancee do on a normal day, you
know, while everybody's working?
Really? You
wanna do this right now?
What? I'm just saying.
You know that
Chris works from home.
So does the Filipino tech
support person from Spectrum.
Alicia.
Oh no, she did not.
Oh my gosh, she is funny.
Right, all
right. That's right.
Baby, I just got
off the phone with Billy.
Everyone's tickets
are officially booked.
The kids are coming
on Christmas Eve.
Cool.
And Billy is coming two
days before, but he's staying
with friends.
Cool.
Or maybe he
should just sleep in our bed.
Love that.
I'm having a
spicy affair with a naughty
little elf.
It's the ears, really, you know.
We like naughty.
Wait, what?
Okay, really,
you have to listen.
Billy's coming.
This is gonna be a thing.
No, why would it?
The kids are
also bringing friends.
Okay, friend
friends or friends?
Friends.
Hayley's bringing April.
Oh, come on, Ref.
How much they paying
you out there?
I like April,
April's a nice girl.
What about James?
James is bringing
his roommate Bobby.
Looks like we're gonna
have a full house for Christmas.
You know, Christmas
time is really family time.
It's not football time.
Well, the NFL
might disagree with you.
Wow, I think
you misunderstood me.
I said family time.
But you know what?
Maybe I'll just take
my bath by myself.
What?
I didn't know you
meant that family.
Well, my family is eager to open
presents with your family early.
Oh yes, this is the life.
Billy, you there?
Listen, the time with my
kids is very precious, so unless
someone is dying for my
product, hold all my calls
until I get back.
Let alone you spending
Christmas with your ex-wife
and her new fianc.
Huh, you might need our medical
device by the time you get back.
Goodbye, Henry.
Goodbye, Billy.
Oh, and stay
out of my office.
Happy holidays.
There are no cameras
in here, are there?
You don't even work here.
Oh Jesus.
That boy.
You know that's so
sweet that you're going to be
with your kids at Christmas.
It's a little more
complicated than that, but I
will get to see them,
so that's all that matters.
How many
kids do you have?
Two, a boy and a girl.
Do you have any kids?
Yes, four girls.
Four... wow, that
sounds like a lot of
Of estrogen.
It was, especially
after my husband left.
Glad to hear that.
If you don't mind me asking.
He needed me to be
there for him in certain ways
that I took for
granted until he left.
So I decided to be there
for my girls and learned from
that relationship.
So I'm ready for the next one.
The next one.
There's still a
lot of frisk left in this cat.
Okay, Ms. Frisky. Rawr.
Rawr is right.
Happy holidays.
You too. Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
Christmas or Christmas?
I like this one.
Where'd you get that?
Girl, that brand
ambassador life has its perks.
Okay, shout out to
the influencer and actress.
So how are you feeling
about this family reunion
in a few days?
I'm okay.
I'm a little worried
about my pops though.
It wasn't his decision
to get the divorce.
With James being in New York,
mom getting engaged, it's kind
of like.
It's my job to look after him.
They say daughters are
the ones that are going to take
care of their fathers.
It's in your DNA.
Girl, I don't
know what to bring.
I'm gonna need your help, hello.
Let's find you some more
outfits for the trip so that you
can turn heads and change minds.
Where are all
these people going?
It's near rush hour,
dude, it's this or the E-train.
It's 9
o'clock, rush hour.
You gonna answer that?
Nope, I'm playing hard
to get... you gotta keep 'em
guessing a little bit,
you know what I mean?
You have such a strange
relationship with your phone.
Strange
relationship, huh?
You know that reminds me of?
What?
You and your dad.
Really?
You treat your
dad like he's a stranger.
It's just a little
bit weird. It's weird.
He is.
Okay, that's
definitely not true, all right.
He's been there your whole life.
I know that because
I was there, okay.
He made sure you had
money for school.
He made sure your rent
was paid during the pandemic.
Come on now.
Money's nice,
but it's not everything.
Forgiveness is.
Okay, we're not gonna be
talking about my daddy issues in
the back of a car while somebody
listens and judges blindly.
But you don't wanna
talk about daddy issues, fine.
So let's talk about your sister.
Absolutely not.
Okay, copy
that, understood.
Silent night,
oh yes,
holy night.
All is calm.
And all is bright.
Who is calling me
in the middle of my massage?
sh**t, it was getting good too.
Hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, hey.
Hey, Cynthia,
how you doing?
Oh, I'm doing so good.
You know, the kids and the
family, their family, they've
come to surprise us and they're
gonna be here for Christmas,
so that's good.
Oh, that's
great, really great.
I'm happy to hear that.
Listen, I just called
Larry, but he didn't pick up.
Oh, so Larry is in
the basement with Brandon, and
they're playing, you know,
video games with the kids.
Let me go get him for you.
Oh, no, no,
no, no worries.
Just want to let you
know that I made it in and
I'm on my way to you guys.
Oh, no, Billy,
you know, with the kids and
everything and them surprising
us last minute, I don't really
think there's gonna be
enough room for you here.
Oh, okay.
I'm really sorry.
No apology necessary.
I'll just grab a hotel.
It's totally fine.
Whoa, whoa.
You can't be tapping
me upon my backside like that.
Me have nerve issues.
I'm sorry, I just need
to change where I'm going.
Then say
that then, brother.
Okay, okay, I just need
to change my destination.
Where you wanna go?
You hungry?
Sure.
Me have the perfect
place for you, brother.
Billy, is
everything okay?
Yeah, yeah, I'm
good. I'm good, thanks.
I'll call you back.
He gotta get enough
of hanging up in people's face.
That's what I'm gonna say.
Get back to my massage.
Let's be a little
bit more upbeat.
Jingle bells.
Dashing through the snow.
You're gonna give
me five stars in a tip, right?
Of course, 100%.
Me wait.
Okay, there.
Yeah man, me
appreciate that.
Have a merry Christmas, brother.
You too. You too.
Wait, wait, hey, hey,
hey, wait, my luggage.
What a way to start a trip.
Dressing like that makes
me wonder if we're gonna make it
out of this house.
Oh, talking like that
will get you everywhere.
Are we still leaving?
We might need to push our
reservation back just a little.
Get over here.
I could not have done this
without all of your support.
The four Fs never let us down.
Faith.
Facts.
And even with
all that we have to always.
Fight.
And it doesn't hurt
to look good while doing it.
Am I right? Can I get my
Fitness?
Yes, really
good work team.
Really good work.
Girl, one year.
I know, I know, I
know you worked in this case
for so long.
Oh my God.
Thank you guys so
much, I appreciate it.
Enjoy the night,
cheers, cheers, cheers.
I haven't heard of pep
talk like that since my high
school state championship game.
What's your name?
Harmony Davis.
Harmony Davis,
that's a strong name.
Well, my parents
knew what they were getting.
I see.
And your name is?
Billy Turner.
Sorry.
How about we
get you cleaned up?
Thank you.
Is it Billy
or is it William?
Well, the birth
certificate says William, but
everybody calls him Billy.
Well, if your mama
named you William, I'm gonna
call you William.
I gotta say, I wouldn't
expect to see a person like you
dressed like that in
a place like this.
Well, who
am I, William Turner?
I sure would
love to find out.
You know, this is one
of Atlanta's best kept secrets.
Is that right?
Well, maybe not anymore
now that it's gotten a five out
of five from Alicia Ann.
Alicia Ann.
Yeah, she's
a food critic sensation.
If she says go, everybody does.
Oh, that's her right
there with the owner.
Ah, okay.
Hey, can I get a drink?
Got you one already.
Well thank
you, but I only drink.
Casamigos.
Well, did you order
me a blanco reposado or Aejo?
Aejo.
These people need
to stop telling my business.
Well played, Mr. Turner.
Of course.
Well, I'm going to
get back to my group, but it was
really nice meeting
you, William.
Pleasure was all mine.
Merry Christmas.
Merry it is.
Can I get another drink, please?
Make that a double.
Well, I'm really
excited to see you on Saturday.
I thought we said no gifts.
Get better
reception in the hallway.
God, no, sorry,
it's just a very annoying fly.
I gotta go, bye.
When are
you gonna tell James
you're boinking his sister?
When I'm good
and ready, and we haven't
do people still say boink?
I'm saying it right now.
And you haven't boinked?
No wonder you're so stressed.
Okay, no bad out, no.
Don't worry.
James will understand.
You don't know
James very well, do you?
He's my best
friend just like you, let's go.
Oh God, okay.
Oh my God.
Who needs food anyway.
My appetite's
been satisfied.
Is that right?
That's right.
I love you.
I love you.
Now it's...
Bedtime.
Bedtime.
- I'll beat
you. - Beat you.
Thank you.
I'm good, I'm good, thank you.
That's a bit
much. That's a bit much.
You want a
present? I got one right here.
Relax, Harley Quinn.
Give me this.
You probably should
put some clothes on.
There's only one person
getting those Christmas gifts.
Careful, babe.
Oh, it's me, Billy.
Your woman's ex uhhh.
Billy!
What are you doing here?
It's the middle of the night.
Technically
it's early morning.
You wanna argue
semantics with me right now?
Just saying.
I thought you
were staying with Larry.
Yeah, yeah, I thought so
too, but only 1100 of his kids
went to show for Christmas.
So they didn't have room for me.
Thank you anyway.
Keep your voice down.
You know that actually
sounds like what I used to say
to you when you.
Ah, Chris, there you are.
Hey, Billy. Hey.
You need
somewhere to stay?
Yeah, I do, yeah.
Hotels are all sold out and all
the Airbnbs and B's and B's are
like $5000 a night, so I can't.
You smell funny.
What are you, drunk and
been smoking marijuana?
That marijuana if you
gotta say the whole word, you,
you're old, Alicia,
old, it's just.
Cannabis ganja.
You know how rude it
is to come here in the middle of
the night drunk and high?
Truth is, my highness got
me through the last five years
of our marriage, so, boop.
Okay, on that note, I
think we should all go to bed
and get some rest, okay?
Okay, yeah,
let's do that.
Do I get the big bedroom?
That's fine.
Let's see what they, okay.
Bah bah bah, partay in
my bedroom, bah bah bah.
How's he doing in there?
He is gone
with the wind.
I'm gonna need to Febreze
everything when he's gone.
You think if I
went in there I can get
a little bit of a contact.
Oh yeah, you're gonna
get a little contact with his
kibbles and bits.
Is he naked?
He's fully naked.
Well, he did say the
driver took his luggage, so.
He always
used to sleep...
You know, let me get
some clothes for him
for when he wakes up.
No, no, I'll
get the clothes.
You stay right there bliss.
He always used to sleep.
I didn't, of
course, I didn't say it.
You were about to.
You're so
silly. Get out of here.
April, are you ready?
Cars minutes away.
We're going super early.
Our flight is not for another.
Today's the fourth most
travelled day in America, right
behind Thanksgiving, Christmas
Day, and Christmas Eve.
Why would you know that?
Sick.
We're not even in the city yet.
I hope you brought
your walking shoes.
What?
'Cause cute ain't comfortable?
And neither is
TSA after you take them
off go through security.
You're welcome.
Our ride share's here.
Is it too late to
cancel the Rideshare?
No, no, ma'am,
I am not a telemarketer.
I am actually a marketing
executive for Waste Management.
I have green light capability.
Based on your account, it looks
like I can give you a trash can
every six months.
How does that sound?
You've got
to be kidding me.
Yep.
Chris give you this?
Well, at least I know
you didn't leave me for style.
Okay, it's
a little early.
Okay, when Chris
is done with work.
I'm sorry.
What, what, when Chris
is done with what?
When Chris
is done with his job.
When do we start calling
giving someone a free trash can
every six months a job?
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I've got a little noise
in the background.
- Are you
done? - Yes.
For my birthday
weekend, remember that?
Yes, okay.
We're going to hip hop
class and I think you should
come because it's gonna be fun.
I guarantee there's not
one bone of rhythm in that body.
- You guarantee
it. - Yes.
Fantastic, because that
means you will have to come
to find out.
Fabulous. Wonderful.
See you there.
Yes ma'am,
I'm still here.
Okay, how about this?
Here's what I'm
gonna do for you.
I'm gonna send you a free trash
can and a free recycle bin.
How does that sound?
Is that enough to
earn your business?
Sounds like we have a deal.
All right, well you have a great
day and be looking for those
trashcans within a week.
Salesperson of the year.
Hip hop class
never hurt anybody, huh?
No. All
right, let's do it.
Emma. Oh, Emma, hi.
- How are you?
- I'm good.
Babe, this doesn't
look like a hip hop class.
You might be right, but
they will play hip hop music.
Alicia, what
kind of class is this?
Alicia it's
so good to see you.
Goodness, look
at you. Excuse me.
I brought my guest.
Welcome, gentlemen.
What size heels can I get you?
Heels, heels.
You know what?
I'm just gonna say it.
I think we should just go
ahead and sit in the car while,
you know.
That's a great
idea. Let's do this.
Well, if you're too
afraid to get into the game,
maybe you should sit
on the sidelines.
Anything you
can do, I can do better.
Challenge accepted.
Well, yeah, I'm not as
confident, so I'm just don't...
No.
Everyone,
let's get our heels on.
Also, a special shout out to our
Christmas birthday girl, Alicia.
Let's get ready.
Let's have some fun
in five, six, seven, eight.
Tonight I just want
to take you higher
Throw your hands
up in the sky,
Let's set this sleigh
ride off right.
Yeah
Players put your
stockings up by the...
Girls, what y'all
trying to do?
Christmas magic in the air
North Pole trips
so rare look up
Pop-pop, it's go
time, it's showtime
showtime, showtime.
Guess who's back again?
Oh, they don't know?
Go on, tell 'em
Oh, they don't know?
Go on, tell 'em
I bet they know soon
as we walk in sure 'nough
Red suit clean... beam,
Custom boots with
the fur line seams.
Woo whoop.
Don't stare too long.
You might just free- and
make the Grinch believe.
I'm a jolly man
with some magic
in my pocket, so
much joy around me
elves dancing
and they popping.
Why you mad? Fix your face.
Ain't my fault you
ain't been shopping.
Keep up, ooh ooh ooh.
Players only, come on
Put your stockings
up by the...
Girls, what y'all
trying to do?
Christmas magic in the air
That was tough.
Stop.
I gotta give it
to you. You've tried hard.
That was code
for it was terrible.
Sustained.
So what do I get
for winning, sir?
Let me take
you to dinner.
Is that for
me or is that for you?
I promise you it is
not a consolation prize.
Billy, excuse me.
Don't you have dinner with
Larry and Cynthia tonight?
I'm sorry, I just
have to tell you, but I am a
huge fan.
Thank you.
Yes, I was just telling
him, your food critiques are
always so on point.
Wherever you say, I go.
That means a lot to me.
I try and like find the out of
the way locations, give them a
little love and attention, and
now I'm being really nerdy.
I'm sorry, you don't care.
No, no, no, no,
it's all working for you, sis.
It's great.
Thank you, well, I
loved dancing with you today.
You looked amazing.
Oh thank you.
Wow, okay, all right, well, you
all have a great rest of your
evening and happy birthday.
Thank you,
merry Christmas.
Thank you, okay.
You did great.
I need a shower.
I'm gonna grab
a snack next door.
Oh, Alicia,
thanks for bringing them.
You did great.
You need to go home and
get a shower and a snack.
Oh, you need a snack.
You did great, baby.
Snack me up.
So what are
we thinking today?
Okay, just give me
your favorite seasonal drink?
Iced or hot?
Dealer's choice.
You know, we like to
keep it hot and spicy over here.
Oh, period.
Is that how you
like it personally and
professionally, counselor?
Sometimes you
just gotta let them know.
Well, sometimes spice
lets people know they can't walk
all over you.
Well, I definitely
don't see anybody walking all
over you.
What I do see is a lot
of milk in your life.
Okay, so let's
see what we have here.
We've got, what's this?
Fruit Loops, Apple
Jacks, Captain Crunch.
Who's your next
client, a 6-year-old?
Now that is
where the judgment stops.
These brands are
national treasures.
Agreed, if you want
to make cereal necklaces.
Oh, that's where
the love started, and that's one
thing I'm not giving up.
Thank you, William.
You remembered my name.
Looks like I left a
lasting impression.
Or maybe I'm
just good with names.
Here you go, Harmony.
Thanks, Janelle.
You look like
you need to cool down.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Interesting.
Wine from a coffee shop?
Well, luckily she
carries the best.
I knew you had a
little bougie in you.
Sometimes you
just need a drink.
That's normally said by
the person who's about to make a
terrible decision.
I might need this for
Christmas dinner with my family.
Okay, don't
laugh, but in my family,
we pair wine and cobbler.
Oh wow.
Okay, well, my peach
cobbler is amazing.
My moves on the dance floor
may not be indicative of my
performance in the kitchen.
Really?
Yes, yes.
Well, not to brag,
but my cobblers are legendary.
I'm sorry, cobblers.
Peach,
apple, blackberries.
Oh, see now
you're just showing off.
Look, how many more times will I
have to ask you to dinner before
you say yes?
Don't you have
to go see Larry and Cynthia?
Yeah, I do.
Give me a call.
Maybe we can grab a hot
chocolate when you're done.
Did you just pull your
business card out of your.
Lululemon leggings?
I always
gotta be prepared.
That you are.
Now when you said grab a cup of
hot chocolate, is that code for?
Absolutely not.
Got it.
No.
Got it,
yeah, I knew that.
Well,
I'll see you soon.
I look forward to it,
Okay.
I'll get this.
So good.
You're were
such a good sport.
Oh, thank
you, I appreciate.
And you know
what, you're pretty good.
- I'm pretty good.
- You're pretty good.
You're not
too bad yourself.
- Was it a
surprise? - It was.
Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, cute, real cute.
Billy, good to see you
found some clothes that fit.
I know mine were a
little much for you.
Ah, well, too much
as in loud and outdated.
Then yes, you are correct.
Well, we're about to
watch a movie, so feel free to
join us as a third wheel.
Yeah, not a third wheel.
Thanks though.
I already told Larry and Cynthia
that I come hang with them,
you know, especially since
the kids aren't here yet.
Well, in all seriousness,
Billy, if you wanna use our
other car, it is open to you.
In all seriousness,
Chris, I'm good.
Billy, we're family,
we're, you're a guest
and just say, yes.
Yes.
Okay, great.
All right, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Oh, okay, nice.
No, no, no.
This is yours.
This.
We don't
drive it very often.
But it is a classic 1987.
Hey, you don't need to
touch everything, okay?
Just take care of her.
Wow.
Got it?
Oh.
Try to put my eye out.
I tried.
Okay, that's
it, we're going.
Have fun.
What's that smell?
Smells like feet and corn chips.
Oh my god,
fix your muffler!
All I can say is wow!
Take a picture,
it'll last longer.
There goes
the neighborhood.
Oh my goodness.
It's not my
car, I promise you.
Hey, Fred Sam, nice car.
Keep jogging for
us keep jogging.
Hey, Pops.
Lee.
Oh, bad news, they
canceled our second flight.
Lee, no, no.
Lee, do not do this to me.
Pops, if I could control
it, trust me, April and I would
be on a flight already.
I can't be there with
your mom and her new fianc
any longer, I'm serious.
Pops, he's a good guy.
We didn't even make
it to the airport yet.
I got you
a direct flight.
A direct flight.
You shouldn't have these issues.
This is about to be the
worst Christmas ever.
And they were kissing
right in front of me.
All right.
Pops, come on, let's talk
about something positive.
Like what?
Like, like.
I have a
surprise for everyone.
No, no, no, I
don't do surprises.
Never have, never will.
Nope.
You know what?
Yeah, no, it's fine.
Just jump on.
Hey, listen, just get here
safely and let your mom know
you're gonna be late.
Okay, love you too.
That you?
In the flesh.
You're okay?
Huh?
What in God's
name is that in my driveway?
Long story.
Are you on
drugs? I'm just asking.
Long story.
But it could be a
camouflage, I'm just saying.
Are you done?
First topic of
conversation is, man, you just
brought my property value down.
Keep it moving, bro.
No, don't... fix your
face. It's all right.
Look, if you hate
me, say you hate me.
You wonder why they
don't want Black people in
certain neighborhoods.
Here comes Santa Claus.
Here comes Santa Claus.
Billy, welcome back to the
holidays and guess what?
Christmasville has a new church.
Oh, so, what is
the faith this year?
Buddhist temple.
Wait, do Buddhists
celebrate Christmas?
In their
own unique way, yes.
You know, a lot of Buddhist
values are similar to what we
like to call the
spirit of Christmas.
You know, they
practice generosity.
They spend time
with other faiths
because guess what, Billy?
In Christmasville,
everybody's welcome.
See, this is
why I love this woman.
I love you.
I love you too baby.
You guys are a
special couple, I promise you.
Speaking of special
couple, you got a little extra
pep in your step.
What's going on
with you and Alicia?
Well, yeah, we.
Oh, oh, oh yes,
I'm gonna go check on them
bad baby kids of ours, okay.
Thank you, baby.
- I love you.
- Love you too.
So, what's going on?
Y'all one big happy family now?
Not quite, not quite
yet, but I did meet someone.
When?
Last night and I
saw her again today.
You spent the night?
No, no, no, two
separate occasions.
Okay, so my man been
in Atlanta less than 24 hours
just scooped up a honey.
I'm just trying to
get to know her, that's all.
But you would like her.
You would. You would.
And I'm actually thinking
about bringing her to.
Christmas dinner.
- She fine?
- She's funny.
Wendy Williams is funny.
Oh come on, bro.
If the next thing out your mouth
is she got a great personality.
She's beautiful.
Okay, okay, that's
what I'm talking about.
What's her name?
Harmony.
Harmony,
okay, y'all met when?
Last night at the bar
and then again at a sexy hip-hop
dance class.
Oh, so you're
trying to bring a stripper to.
Christmas dinner.
What are
you talking about?
Billy, stop.
I've been to my share of
gentlemen clubs in my day.
I know a stripper
name when I hear it.
She's actually a lawyer.
That's what she told you.
They know how to sell a drink.
She actually is a lawyer.
Okay.
Did you apologize to Alicia yet?
Not today, Larry.
Friend, have I ever, ever
let you down the wrong path?
No, sir, big brother.
Oh, so smooth.
Thank you. Thank you.
So I need you to listen to me.
Alicia's engaged to another man.
Yeah, I know, I
know, and I'm still trying
to figure that relationship out.
Yeah, and you tried
to come in here with what?
Some stripper hooker lawyer.
Look, her name
is Harmony, okay?
She's a lawyer that I
met at a dancing class.
Okay, Billy,
listen, love is love.
Whatever you, whatever tickles
your fancy, I want you to
have closure.
I'm good. I'm good.
You good?
See how you just said, "I'm
good," that's letting me know
that you are not.
All right, can we just have
a real moment just for one
moment, okay?
Go.
Alicia knows you already.
Okay, and we all know that work
was number one, but here's the
good part, you got a
great opportunity to have a
relationship with your kids.
You have a better opportunity
to be a great father, and maybe
you'll have a better opportunity
to be a hoe whisperer
for Heaven.
Her name is,
her name is Harmony.
Get it right, Harmony.
Harmony. Harmony.
Her name is.
Okay, whatever
it is, Harmony whatever.
All right fellows,
dinner's gonna be ready in about
ten minutes and Billy, you
are more than welcome to stay.
Because of
him, I am going to go,
but I appreciate it.
I love you. I hate him.
Okay, that's right.
Oh, can we... babe,
show him the train.
Oh, you ain't
got to twist my arm.
Come on, babe,
show him the train.
You are not gonna believe
this. Babe, hit that button.
And it got smoke too.
Oh, and it got oh.
You know their own train.
Yeah, I know,
I know, I know.
I love you.
Love you too.
Merry Christmas.
I see you putting
in that work to get those tips.
I'm trying, people
tip more on the holidays, plus
I want to get back
in acting class.
You're the hardest
working guy in New York.
It's good that you're taking
some time off to get away.
You think
so? How about you?
Are you gonna be
okay by yourself?
Please, when
the boys are away,
this girl likes to play.
Oh, okay, we'll
talk about that one later.
Oh, excuse me,
give us one moment.
So what are you looking
forward to the most?
Christmas dinner?
Yeah, my mom makes an
amazing mac and cheese.
My dad this phenomenal cobbler.
I love me some
cobbler, James: I know.
Christmas is a big
deal around our family.
Mom's birthday too.
Oh sap. So she
and Jesus are twinning.
Seriously.
Casamigos, rocks.
Coming right up.
Casamigos, rocks.
On the house.
Merry Christmas.
Some people are so rude now.
Do I call you
Harmony or do I not call you?
You've reached Harmony
Davis at the Davis Law Group.
Please leave a message and I
will return your call promptly.
Keep fighting.
Harmony, hey, this is
Billy or William Turner like
you, like you call me.
Listen, it was really great
seeing you at the dance class.
Your moves, you
got, you got moves.
You got, you can do
it. You do your thing.
Listen, since you gave me a card
at the cereal shopping spree of
yours, listen, do you wanna
maybe grab hot chocolate since
you brought it up?
'Cause I didn't bring it
up. You brought it up.
But speaking of hot chocolate,
my nickname in college was
actually hot chocolate, so
it only makes sense for us
to anyway, call me.
I'm around.
So I'm free if you want to
hit me for some hot chocolate.
Just whatever,
whatever you wanna do.
Take care, happy holidays,
merry... merry Christmas.
So you forgot.
Yes, yes, I forgot.
We were supposed to
announce our wedding date when
all of us were together.
And we don't even
know if Hayley's gonna make it.
Okay, well, hopefully
she does, and if she does,
we should announce.
Sure.
There he is.
I got it.
Hey, what's wrong?
No, I'm good.
The words I'm good
let's me know you're not.
Someone's growing.
Alicia.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
For what?
For not being there
when you needed me.
Something that I will
regret for the rest of my life.
Thank you.
I can't believe
you're holding out.
You're my best friend.
I'm just waiting
for the right time.
Well, when you're
ready to talk, I'm here ready
to listen.
Wasn't a replay
of last night, was it?
No.
He was different.
Different.
In a good way.
Well, I just wanna make
sure that you are good with us
getting married on
Christmas next year, right?
Sure, baby.
What is sure?
What am I missing?
Okay, you don't
have to read into everything.
No, no, no.
Something's been different
since Billy's been here.
Okay, just
stop that right now.
Are you kidding me?
This is what we're doing?
Really?
What?
You don't want to
announce in front of Billy.
I don't see why we
have to put it in his face, no.
It was your idea.
With the kids,
Chris, not with Billy.
Got it. Got it.
No, Chris,
that's. Chris, come on.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome LaGuardia Airport.
Travelers today are advised
to check the flight boards
frequently as gates
may have changed.
Thank you for choosing
LaGuardia and happy holidays.
Who could you
possibly be texting this early?
Oh, it's gotta be a female.
Super thirsty if she's texting
you this much, this early.
She cute?
She's cute.
She better be.
What does she do?
Oh, lots of things.
I'm sure she does.
For those of you
traveling to Atlanta, we have a
slight delay this morning, but
hopefully we should be off in
the next 45 minutes.
Well, I guess traveling
on Christmas Day morning, it's
not such a novel idea after all.
Good morning, everyone.
Good morning.
Good Morning, Billy.
Good morning.
Just so you
know, this isn't real.
Noted.
Want some breakfast?
Can I start with
some coffee first, please?
A cream and sugar?
Cream only.
That makes two of us.
Except I'm more
of a tea guy now.
I guess if you
like the softer side.
Oh my goodness, Hayley's
flight just got canceled.
Don't tell me that.
That's the third one.
So when is she gonna get here?
I don't know. Hold on.
Can I get some eggs?
Ah, fresh out.
You can have mine, hun,
I'm gonna go give her a call.
Thanks.
See, she's marrying
you for your cooking.
Amongst other things.
Thanks for this.
In Jesus' name, amen.
I didn't know
they prayed in Hollywood.
What? What do you mean?
Well, you know, us in the South,
we have our moral compass, but
you know, you guys in La
La Land, you kinda just go
for anything.
It's good to see you
still have morals.
I kept those
and I also kept my job.
Just couldn't
keep your woman.
You know what?
Hey, what's going on?
Are we boarding soon? Female:
Just give me one minute, ladies
and gentlemen.
I would like to
apologize for the delay.
We will be boarding
as soon as possible.
You said
that two hours ago.
Did you oversell
seats again, lady?
I'm trying to get to my
family for Christmas.
Hold up, we all
are, buddy, get in line.
I'm not your buddy, pal.
And I ain't
your pal, buddy.
This is a full flight.
Just please bear with me.
I have a
ticket in my hand.
And I got
mine on my phone.
I'm not about to
argue with this dude.
Sis, what is
actually happening here?
Oh boy, the last flight
was canceled due to no crew, so
most of these passengers
have been moved to this flight.
I'm sorry, can
you define no crew?
The crew that was
scheduled to handle your flight
has got delayed at another
airport.
Okay, so James' flight
got canceled too, and they're
saying the earliest that you
can get in is tomorrow morning.
You have got
to be kidding me.
I'm trying to hold on to
the positive that they're gonna
be here for Christmas, right?
Yeah, because we
were supposed to have family
movie night.
Whose family?
Whoa, Billy.
I'm just.
We can still have family
movie night, the three of us.
I, no, I still have to
cook my homemade cobbler and I
got to really prep to
make sure it's right,
so I won't be able to...
We can wait.
Or if he's
busy, he's busy.
Excuse me.
Hi, hello.
I'm gonna take this
in the other room.
Yeah, look at you.
Did you call him hun?
What?
You could
have my eggs, hun.
So you had to be
talking to Billy.
I was talking to you.
You couldn't
have been talking to me
'cause my eggs are right here.
Thank you.
The lack of
accountability is evident.
I'm so sorry
about last night.
Look, I've never
been ghosted before,
and now I know how it feels.
Well, if you
call studying, falling
asleep, ghosted.
Oh, come on, Ms. Davis,
you can't use those same excuses
you used in college.
So I was thinking,
since I stood you up last night,
are you available to go to
the Everett Lloyd Art Museum
tonight at 7?
Oh, 7 p.m.
I think that's actually
the time of my scheduled
nap, unfortunately.
Oh, okay.
Well, that's too bad because
I really wanted to explore
your brain.
I'm sorry,
can you repeat that?
I'm saying I would love
to learn more about you outside
of your dashing
personality and good looks.
Listen, I promise
you my brain is so much
more valuable to you.
Is that right?
Yes, that is correct.
Look, I'll see you tonight at 7.
Okay, can't wait.
Same. Goodbye.
Bye.
Well, I guess
that's Christmas.
Exactly.
The busiest travel day of
the year is the Sunday after.
Thanksgiving, but the
busiest travel period is
right now around Christmas.
It's twice as many
travelers as Thanksgiving.
Thanks for the travel
advisory, sweetheart, but that
doesn't help me one bit.
Okay, can we
watch our tone, please?
Who are you?
I am the guy who
was standing between you
and this really nice lady
who's just trying to do her job.
Aha, walk
it off, tough guy.
Go on, get out of here.
Disco Matt Damon has
things to work out in therapy.
What a jerk.
I am so sorry.
Thank you so
much. I really appreciate you.
People just,
they forget to be kind,
especially around Christmas.
You know what?
Let me just see what I can
do get you to your destination.
You're kidding.
I'm not, I think I can.
Thank you so
much. Merry Christmas.
You too.
Hey, pop.
Morning, Lee.
Any idea when
you're getting here?
Oh, we just got rebooked
for another flight that leaves
this afternoon.
I should arrive around
the same time as James.
Great, great.
Do not leave your dad here
with his ex-wife and her fianc.
I cannot go to any more
seductive dance classes or watch
any movies with them.
Oh, that's cute.
I'll see you guys soon.
Bye.
Hey guys, I'm
gonna head off for a bit.
Volume down.
You're sure you don't
wanna take our car again?
You know, I appreciate
the offer, but I think
I'm good on getting a car.
Where are you headed?
Got a few more
ingredients to get for
my cobbler.
You waited
a little late.
I know. Prices are
gonna be very expensive being
that it
is Christmas Eve to get up.
Thanks for the heads up
on that, but your car is really
not my style.
Oh, excuse me,
Bugatti, Billy is too good.
There's a Porsche,
but we'll go with Bugatti.
You know, actually, I will take
that little beater of yours.
The keys
are up by the door.
Go, go, have fun.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
You really gonna let him
call our classic a beater and
then take it?
Volume up. All the way.
Watch the movie.
Come on,
don't do this to me.
Lady, of course.
I don't think I've ever been
more excited to leave LA.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
Oh, oops.
Come on, come
on, come on, come on.
Yes, yes, thank you.
Oh my gosh, I love you.
Hi, excuse me, is
there any way you can help me
lift this, please?
It's really heavy and I
just got my nails done.
I don't wanna break
them or anything.
Thank you so much.
Thank you. Happy holidays.
Merry Christmas.
Hey, Pops, we are
finally on this plane about
to board.
So I'll see you soon.
Oh man, that makes
me feel so much better.
Thank you.
Hold on, Pops.
I'm coming.
Okay, can't
wait to see you.
All right, bye.
Thank you.
Oh, great,
you have my favorite.
I won't...
Good evening, counselor.
Excuse me, but
I'm off the clock, thank you.
Oh, you look beautiful.
You look great too.
Thanks for coming.
Thank you for having me.
You want
something to drink?
Yes, please.
Oh, he's gonna have
the coffee shop wine, right?
Shots fired, okay.
Moscato, please.
Moscato,
going for the dessert, huh?
Only if I'm lucky.
Okay, I'm gonna have
Casamigo's neat and he is gonna
have a sweet potato
pie, I mean a moscato.
Okay, well, when I
get going, just remember you
started it.
Thank you.
- Thank you
so much. - After you.
So what do
you do for a living?
I sell medical devices.
Do you love it?
I love what it provides.
And what is that?
An opportunity to win
at life over and over again.
Yeah, at what cost?
You know, I have
been looking for a therapist.
Okay, now
what do you think of this?
I love it.
I do too.
So I bought it.
Really?
Yeah.
You know Ryan Neal only
did four in this collection.
Two on a male version, two on a
female version, but I just love
what this one stands for.
What does this
portrait mean to you?
Freedom.
Freedom.
Yeah.
When you're running a race,
there are three things that can
slow you down.
Looking to the left,
looking to the right, or...
Or looking behind you.
And if you're
constantly looking behind, how
can you effectively
move forward?
You know, it took
me a while to learn that.
They say if you focus
on forward and learn to love all
those along the way, you
have no reason to look back.
This photo gives us a choice.
Do you choose pressure
or do you choose peace?
I choose peace.
By choosing peace, it allows
you to take everything moment
by moment.
And when you take everything
moment by moment, there is no
way you won't miss
anything or anyone
that's right in front of you.
Brand-new love,
brand-new lips,
brand-new kiss
brand-new hugs,
What is this
brand-new feeling?
It's a rush.
Brand-new friend,
brand-new hand
brand-new touch.
Sounds like you
have somewhere else to be.
I, no, I, I...
William, you
don't have to explain.
If you have to go, just go.
I had a
really great time.
Merry
Christmas, William.
Merry Christmas.
Like fine wine over time,
girl, it's getting better.
We were made for each
other birds of a feather.
The way you came into my life,
it was the perfect setup.
I don't want this to end.
It's been a while since
I've let someone in.
I never thought I
could feel this again.
I know this is new,
but it feels like it's...
Brand-new love,
brand-new lips,
brand-new kiss
brand-new hugs.
What is...
Oh, come on.
Looks like this
car has had enough of you.
And vice versa.
Let me give you a ride.
No, no, I'll be fine.
I'll just Rideshare.
Boy, if you don't get
out of this car and get in mine.
He tried to leave.
Too smooth to be
in this car in the first place.
Stupid, door, I should kick you.
Would you, come on, close.
Seems like your
kids are just as talented as
their parents.
Just trying to
encourage their potential.
I love that.
So do you want any kids?
When the time is right.
When the time...
is the time ever right?
It is when you find the
right person to have them with.
Touch,
Ms. Davis, touch.
Listen, thank you
so much for it.
If you don't
stop saying thank you.
Okay, how about this?
Join me for Christmas
dinner tomorrow.
Here at
your ex-wife's house?
Well, technically
I payed for it, so.
I'll think about it.
Okay, come around 4ish
and if you wanna play some games
come a little earlier.
Have a
good night, William.
Good night.
Get home safely.
I will. Thank you.
So glad that I found you
like a tree on Christmas day
I want to be around you.
Boy I really hope that you
could come this Christmas.
You're the only thing
that I got on my wish list.
Oh white snow, fire
place and hot cocoa.
It's better with
the one you love
and I just have
to let you know.
For this Christmas you're
the only gift I choose.
And for this Christmas,
I hope that you
make it through.
Cause it won't be
the same without you.
Cause it won't be
the same without you.
Ooh ooh ooh.
Hey babe.
I got something for you.
Happy birthday
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Happy birthday to
you, my boo hoo hoo.
Come on, boo boo boo boo.
Billy, Billy, what you
think, what you think is
boo's birthday.
Happy.
Happy birthday, Alicia.
And merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Billy.
Merry Christmas, Billy.
Thank you.
Come on and
join on, Billy.
Ha, ha, ha.
Here I come. Here I come.
Here I come. Here I come.
Oh, h*, h*, catch me if you can.
Catch me if you can.
Hey, watch out, watch out.
I'm trying to, yeah,
got everybody this year.
Oh, you're excited?
Speaking of everybody.
Father...
Son, Holy Ghost.
What's up?
Just checking
on my firstborn.
Merry Christmas.
Is it?
I feel like I've had a coffee
at every single shop between.
Terminal four and five.
My blood type is mocha positive
now, and I'm still kind of put
the drinks from last night, so.
Do not be coming to
your mama's house twisted.
Wait, you wanna
be a dad all of a sudden?
James,
what's your problem?
We really need to clear some
things up when you get here.
We are finally boarding.
Too much caffeine, let's go.
Okay, gotta go, bye.
- Good morning.
- Good morning, Billy.
Good morning.
Sorry about this morning.
I got a little carried away.
Not much of a
singer but you know.
Yeah, I think
we can attest to that.
Well, it didn't
matter to my baby, did it?
I call bullsh...
Sweetheart,
today is a special day.
Take that, Billy. Here you go.
Chris,
what are you doing?
Well, we got a toast to
your birthday and Jesus, baby.
Jesus, and, you know.
Okay, but let's
wait for the kids.
Oh well, we'll do it
again once they get here.
So, Merry Christmas,
raise your glass, Billy.
Merry Christmas, happy birthday
and, you know,
one other thing...
Cheers, merry Christmas.
When was the last time
you heard from Hayley?
Last time I spoke
to her, she was on a plane.
Get ready to head to Chicago.
She had a quick
connecting flight.
I'm really hoping
she doesn't miss it.
Hey, well, you know I
gotta have my baby girl here
for Christmas.
Do you know, ever since
she learned to talk, you all
have sang me my birthday song.
And we will keep that
tradition going, I promise you.
Now, does she do anything
else with her career besides
singing birthday songs or what?
Excuse me?
She works very
hard, talented, actually.
That's why we're still paying
for her singing lessons.
Well, I mean, if you're
still paying for her singing
lessons, what is that?
I'm just saying if you guys are
just gonna pay for everything,
when is she ever
gonna have to work?
Maybe it's not
your place to say anything.
Look, we give her
the tools she needs to follow
her dreams.
Yeah, but when will those
tools pay off for anything?
I can promise you they'll
pay off a lot sooner than you
finding a real
job, house husband.
Yeah, I said it.
Excuse me, I work
a 9 to 5 just like you, Billy.
Like me? You know what?
I think I need a new trash can.
Can you deliver me
one every six months?
Sure, why don't
you meet me outside?
I'll show you how one
looks from the inside.
Okay, it is Christmas.
Actually, speaking of
trash, your car, classic car,
wouldn't start on me
last night, I had to leave it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what do you mean you left it?
It died on me. It
should be in the junkyard.
I know you aren't talking
about classic car like that.
It should
be dumpster Dan.
Look at his face.
You're gonna cry.
Look at your face,
you're gonna cry.
Oh my God, you made it.
Happy birthday, mom.
Merry Christmas, baby.
Merry Christmas, Jay.
Merry Christmas.
Has anyone heard from Hayley?
Let's go figure
it out downstairs.
Yes, mimosas,
something to drink, perhaps.
- Not a bad
idea. - All right.
Red coat fits
boots like gold
Smile so wide even
the cold feels...
every rooftop...
For some food,
some drinks, I'm sure.
Some games, board games.
Ugh!!
This is supposed to be a
family trip surrounded by loved
ones, cobbler, games.
Check out my daughter.
My son, my son is, he doesn't
even like me and my ex-wife, she
is about to marry somebody
that is completely different.
We need to talk.
Look, I'm sorry.
No, you know what?
You just need to listen.
I have tried, Billy.
I am trying to be there,
to be sympathetic, to be
understanding, but the one
thing that we're not gonna do
is disrespect.
Okay, I get it. You
don't like Chris.
You don't understand why I'm
with him or what he does for a
living or how he dresses, but I
know you know that I love him.
And I know you know we're happy.
I know.
Do you also know
that there's a part of me that I
can't give him because of you?
Because of me? What?
Yes, you.
Billy, you are the
father of my children.
I am always gonna
care about you.
I need to know that you're gonna
be okay before I move on, okay?
And this is not fair.
This is not fair to Chris.
Merry
Christmas, William.
I didn't think you were
gonna be able to make it.
Well, I couldn't let
you be the third wheel in case
your kids didn't get here.
My son and his
friend actually just got here.
Oh, so should I go?
No, no, stay.
This is the best part
of my day, honestly.
Well, in that case.
Oh, oh, what,
what are you doing?
What is this?
Now, you know, you're
not the only person that knows a
little something about cobblers.
Cobbler
ingredients, huh?
So you're gonna be okay.
I'm sorry,
I should have just.
No, really.
It's really nice to
see you happy, William.
Well, I'm
sure he didn't mention
that he invited me
to Christmas dinner,
so if it's a problem...
It is not. He
did not, but it is not.
If he wants you here,
we want you here.
I want you
here. We want you here.
Okay, well, thank you.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.
Happy birthday.
It's really
a good birthday.
Come in, come in, William.
Okay, I'm following
you after, okay, okay.
Secrets huh?
Hi, I'm Chris.
I met you at the
seductive dance class.
I thought you were all
natural. I mean, very...
Okay, Chris.
Oh wow. Thank you.
James had told me that
his dad was bringing a date, I
feel like I would have imagined
like a lovely middle-aged woman
named Carol who crochets.
I was not emotionally prepared
for this conversation at all.
Walk away. Yep.
Walk away. Yep.
That was Bobby, okay,
Harmony, this is my son James.
Well thank you Bobby.
Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.
All good things I hope.
Yes, your
father is very proud of you.
We wish you a
merry Christmas.
We wish you a
merry Christmas.
We wish you a
merry Christmas,
and a happy new year.
What in the ham sandwich.
We're doing this?
Pops, meet my boyfriend.
Oh, you didn't know.
Not a clue.
Wait, am I the only
one that didn't know?
Sorry.
Yeah.
Okay, now, are we
ready to play some board games?
I got Chris.
Oh, I got Hayley.
Harmony is all mine.
Let's show 'em.
Okay, but first,
we are gonna change.
We're feeling a
little under dressed.
We gotta go change too.
James, before we play
games, can I talk to you for
a second?
Yeah.
Awesome. Excuse me.
And you and I will have
a different conversation.
Different.
How you feeling?
You ever have one of
those conversations where you
just can't breathe.
Dad, what's up?
I just wanted
to say that I'm sorry.
For what?
For not being there.
I always thought that if I
provided for you guys, that that
was all it took.
I didn't realize the lack of
relationship I was going to have
because of it.
You weren't always
the best dad, but don't get me
wrong, I appreciate your money,
everything that you've done for
me, but look, at the end
of the day I wanted, but I
really needed.
Who's that?
You are my heart.
You and Hayley always will be.
There is nothing that
I wouldn't do for you.
I put my job first,
I did, I did and
I was wrong for that, and
I promise you it will never
happen again.
Please forgive me.
I love you, dad.
I love you.
Hey, no matter how
much of a hard time I give you,
always be my dad.
You truly
are the best son.
No, whatever, stop,
let me finish first.
The best son that a
dad could ask for.
All right,
let's go back inside.
I'm gonna bust your head
some board games, old man.
What?
Hey, look, just because
you're on Chris's team,
I'm really gonna have
to destroy you, come on.
We'll see
about that, old man.
All of my roads led
back to the street
to the porch light glow
and the sound of your feet.
The world can be loud,
but your love so still,
like a quiet snow
that covers the hill.
No gift can mean more
than one we've made.
In a house full of
memories that never fade.
They say forever
just a word, folks,
but I've found forever
in your arms that day.
I've got to know I need to
feel what it means to be...
Showing out.
Thank
you for having me.
Of course.
Such a good time.
Thanks for being here.
Your family's great.
Yes we are.
Before we eat, I have
a little announcement to make.
Chris?
Oh? Oh.
We are getting
married next Christmas.
Guys, that's amazing.
Congratulations.
Congratulations,
mom and Chris.
We're excited
to have all of you here.
Congratulations.
You got a real one.
I know.
Okay, who's
gonna pray over the food?
You want to say grace?
This is your house.
So I'll say the grace.
You say the grace.
Let's do it. Go ahead.
Rubadubdub,
thanks for the grub.
Yay, God,
that's what we do.
This is this is
how we do it in the south.
Do better.
Okay, do better.
Start over.
Let's go.
Dear heavenly Father,
we thank you for allowing us to
come together as a family.
We thank you for allowing
everyone to make it home safely.
Allowing us to celebrate
with each other.
We ask that you allow us to
enjoy our time while we're here.
And bless this food that my
lovely fiancee and soon to be
wife cooked.
That it gives our
body nourishment.
In Jesus's name, amen.
Amen.
Any more
traditions for tonight?
Oh, I do wanna say
be sure to try the cobbler.
Harmony made that.
Thank you.
I like ingredients.
Who wants some spinach.
Hey, good,
good luck everybody.
Uh, yeah.
Turn the lights up
Let the tree glow
one time for the big man.
Let's go, it's Christmas.
Stepping out clean
in my red and green
Whole crew fresh like
a Christmas scene
rhythm in my chest.
Got my heart in spin.
Ooh, hit the floor.
Let the carols begin.
Santa hat tilt and
my coat real fly.
Jingle bell swing
with the mistletoe vibe
Eyes on me when I
slide on through
They don't say like
this, it's only Santa do.
Ooh, this grooves a gift.
Yeah.
Feel that spark.
Lights on the block
looking like a theme park.
Ain't no mistake when
the sleigh bells ring
feeling that Christmas funk
two times for Christmas.
Feeling that Christmas funk.
In my shoes can't lose it.
Slide to the left or
any way you choose
Hands in the air.
It's almost Christmas
tonight we vibe, yeah.
Me and you.
Feelin' that heat
when the cocoa hot.
Hips don't lie
when the rhythm pop
We don't stop, nah,
we just cruise.
Feeling that Christmas
Now watch the groove.
She said boy, where'd
you get that cheer
Told her every
December, I bring the...
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