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05x17 - Martian Mickey's Clubhouse

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.

05x17 - Martian Mickey's Clubhouse

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Hi, everybody!

It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say you wanna
come inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right. Let's go!

Ah, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

"Meeska, Mooska,
Mickey Mouse!"

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[♪ cheerful music playing]

[chorus] ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

That's me.

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present!

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here!

-[announcer] Goofy!
-A-hyuck! Here!

-[announcer] Pluto!
-[barks]

-[announcer] Minnie!
-[giggles] Here!

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here!

[chorus]
♪ It's the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse plus! [chuckles]

[Mickey]
"Martian Mickey's Clubhouse."

[Toodles chimes]

Hi, everybody.

-Welcome to the Clubhouse!
-[phone ringing]

Oh, Mickey, someone's calling us
on the Clubhouse phone

from the planet Mars.

It's our friends.

Martian Mickey?
Martian Minnie?

[barking]

And Pluto
from Pluto. [giggles]

-Greetings, my friends.
-Hello there.

Hiya, Martian pals.

How are you doing?

Well, we just finished
cleaning our jet boots.

[Martian Minnie] And watched
a meteor shower.

[Martian Mickey] And counted
the rings of Saturn.

Wow, that's a lot.

We're looking
for something else to do.

What are you up to,
Earth pals?

We were having fun
around the Clubhouse,

and playing games,

reading books,
and, uh, eating snacks.

Don't you have a Mickey Mouse
Spacehouse to play in?

Oh, that.

There was a big
Martian sandstorm, and... well--

Our Spacehouse
kind of fell apart.

[clangs]

Oh, dear.

I wish we had a new and better place
to play like your Clubhouse.

Say, how about you build
a brand new Martian Clubhouse?

[gasps] That is a great idea.

[both] But how?

Maybe with a little help
from your pals on Earth. [chuckles]

Will you help us build
a Clubhouse for our Martian pals on Mars?

You will? Hot dog!

[♪ cheerful music playing]

Oh. [chuckles]

And Little Helper wants
to come along and help too.

-See ya real soon.
-Hooray!

I'll help, too.

I'd love to take a ride
on the rocket ship to Mars.

Great, Goofy.

Gee, we could also use someone
to stay here on Earth


at Clubhouse Mission Control.

I'll do it.

Commander Donald.

And co-commander Daisy
will help you.

Thanks, co-commanders.

If we're going to Mars
to build a clubhouse,

we'll definitely need
our Mouseketools.

To the Mousekedoer!

[rattling]

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi Mouseke h* ♪

♪ Mouseke ready
Mouseke set Here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinkin'
and a solvin' work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you Mousekedoer ♪

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey and chorus]
♪ Oh, Toodles it's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the Mouseketools
to help us do it! ♪

♪ Meeska, Mooska
Mousekedoer! ♪

[Mickey and chorus] ♪ Mouseketools,
Mouseketools, Mouseketools! ♪

[chorus] ♪ Here are
your Mouseketools! ♪

[Mickey] We've got
springy space shoes,

a watering can,

a bubble wand.

[chuckles] Oh,
that's interesting.

And a Mystery Mousekepal.

That's a surprise pal
who can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools
the Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need 'em
Toodles will bring 'em ♪

♪ He's here
for meedles and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have
to say is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

[Mickey and chorus]
♪ All we have to say is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

[chimes]

Now that we've got
our Mouseketools,

it's time to board
our rocket ship and fly to Mars.

Let's get going, everybody.

[♪ elevator music playing]

I can't wait to build
a new Martian Clubhouse.

-Hurry, Pluto.
-[barks]

[♪ valiant music playing]

We're all strapped in

and ready to go to Mars
to see our Martian friends.

I can't wait to see
all the sparkly stars.

Time for the countdown!

Will you help us count down
from ten to one for blast off?

You will? Oh, how wonderful.

Hi!

Begin countdown!

[all singing]
♪ Ten nine, eight ♪

♪ Seven, six, five ♪

♪ Four, three, two, one ♪

♪ Blast off! ♪

[whooshing]

[all] ♪ Blast off! ♪

[Mickey]
♪ Up into outer space ♪

[all] ♪ Blast off! ♪

[Goofy] ♪ To a Martian place ♪

[Minnie] ♪ We're off ♪

♪ To give our friends a hand ♪

♪ At the spot
with red-colored sand ♪

♪ Blast off!
To the Red Planet, Mars ♪

♪ And see
lots of twinkling stars ♪

[all] ♪ Oh, blast off! ♪

Would you look
at all those purty stars?

[barks]

That's a nice one, Pluto.

And those stars
are making me...

[yawns] ...sleepy.

[yawns]

[snores]

-[mysterious rumbling]
-Gawrsh!

Jumping Jupiter.
What was that?

-Whoa.
-[Daisy] Attention, space travelers,

nothing to be concerned about.

Co-commander Donald is hungry
and his tummy is rumbling.

[rumbling]

Gosh... [chuckles]

...now that I think about it,
I'm hungry too.

So am I.

Say, who packed the snacks?

-Donald did.
-And they're delicious.

Uh, Donald, you were
supposed to put those on the rocket ship.

Uh-oh.

Our snacks were
left back on Earth?

What are we gonna do?

Not to worry.

We'll use
our handy-dandy computer

to find some snacks
in outer space.

You're in luck.

There's a snack shack
close by.

[Minnie] Which way
will help us get to the space snack shack?

This way

or that way?

That way,
which is to the right.

Great job.

Now, hold on.

-Here we go!
-[ship engine roaring]

Why, hello there, space pals.

Welcome to Space Pete's
Space Snacks.

Thank you.

We'll take three
Space Snacks, please.

All righty.

And here you go,
my little space buddy.

Thanks, Little Helper.

Everybody moves
a little different in space.

There's no gravity,
so it's kind of like floating.

[chuckles] Thanks, Space Pete.

Have an out
of this world adventure.

Look, everybody.

There are two planets ahead.

Do you remember
what Mars looks like?

We sang about it
as we blasted off.

♪ We're off ♪

♪ To give our friends a hand ♪

♪ At the spot
with red-colored sand ♪

♪ Blast off! ♪

♪ To the Red Planet, Mars ♪

[Mickey] That's right.

Mars is a red planet
because of its red sand.

-Mars, here we come.
-[engine roaring]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[screeches]

And we have touchdown
for the rocket.

Good luck on your
Martian mission, everyone.

Hiya, Martian Mickey
and Martian Minnie.

Greetings, Earth pals.

Welcome to Mars.

[barks]

And this is our friend,
Little Helper.

It's very nice to meet you.

We can't wait to build your
Martian Clubhouse with you.

What do we do first?

Gawrsh, that's easy.

We gotta find the best spot
to build the Clubhouse.

Gosh, there are so many
great spots all over Mars.

Well, gee,
if we were up higher,

like Martian Minnie
and Martian Mickey,

we could find the best spot
for the Clubhouse.

Yeah. But we don't have
any of those fancy flying boots.

Well, then, maybe
a Mouseketool can help us.

Everybody say,

"Oh, Toodles!"

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[chimes]

[Mickey] We've got
springy shoes, a watering can,

a bubble wand,
and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool can help us
look around from up high?

Springy shoes!

Why, sure.

One of us can use them
to bounce up high.

-[Goofy] I'll do it, Mick.
-[Mickey] Great, Goofy.

We've got ears, say cheers!

A-hyuck! Springy.

And floaty.

Can you help us pick
the best spot, Goofy?

Sure can.

♪ The best spot ♪

♪ The best spot ♪

♪ It could be here ♪

♪ It may be there ♪

♪ What about a nice view
of the stars? ♪

♪ Or nestled
in the red hills of Mars ♪

♪ The best spot ♪

♪ The best spot ♪ [chuckles]

[sniffs and howls]

♪ Gosh and golly-gee ♪

♪ Where can
the best spot be? ♪

I found it.

Those three craters over there
are nice and round.

They're the best spot
to build a Clubhouse.

Yippee!

Whoa-oh! Um...

Say, down there.

Uh, I could use a little help.

Coming, Goofy.

Gawrsh, thanks, Little Helper.

Come on, everybody,
let's go build that Clubhouse.

[chuckles] This is
the best spot.

What now, Earth pals?

First, we need to build
the walls and the roof.

Maybe a Mouseketool can help.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[Mickey] We've got a watering can,
a bubble wand,

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

Can any of these help us
build walls and a roof?

[Minnie] Probably not
the watering can.

[Mickey] Or the bubble wand.

[Martian Mickey] Oh, Mickey,
that's not a regular bubble wand,

that's a Martian bubble wand.

[Martian Minnie] We can use it
to make any kind of bubbly shape we want.

And these bubbles
don't pop too easily.

[Mickey]
We've got ears, say cheers.

[chuckles] Hey, catch.

Ah, gee. [chuckles]
That was fun.

Those bubbly bubbles
do look fun.

Can I try?

You sure can.

Gawrsh. Can you help me
make three big bubbles on the double?

Eh, I...
I mean triple. [giggles]

Grab your bubble wand
and wave like this.

One. Two.

Three bubbles!

Will you help us
blow the bubbles into the right place?

Great. Blow the bubbles!

Blow the bubbles!

Blow the bubbles!

Ooh, nice work. [chuckles]

Gee, I wanna go inside,
but there's no door.

[chuckles] Oh, Goofy.

You don't need doors
on a Martian clubhouse.

You just go inside like this.

All right, here it goes.

[laughing]

-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-[thuds]

Whoo-hoo!

Oh, how fun. [chuckling]

Whoa. [chuckles]

It tickles.

[barking]

[barking]

Oh, the Clubhouse
is very nice,

but, you know,
it seems a little...

empty.

Yeah, I'd like to sit down...

[exclaims]

...but there's nothing
to sit on.

What do you think
the Martian Clubhouse needs?

A couch? Some chairs?

You're right.

[chuckles] Coming right up.

♪ Bubble, bubble, bubble up ♪

♪ A bubble Clubhouse
on the double ♪

♪ Bubble, bubble, bubble up ♪

♪ So many shapes
made with no trouble ♪

♪ Anything just
think, think, think ♪

-A slide.
-Or stairs.

♪ Or a kitchen sink ♪

[panting]

♪ Bubble, bubble, bubble ♪

♪ We want more ♪

♪ Now all we need
is a bubble floor! ♪

♪ Coming right "bubble" up ♪

[all] ♪ Bubble up! ♪

Whoa-h*.

Pluto from Pluto, fetch.

Whoa!

A-hyuck.

Now that we have
bubble furniture, let's add some color.

Zippity- zap!

Oh, how lovely.

[Mickey] Wow.

-[Minnie] Ooh.
-[Pluto barks]

Aw. It seems like Pluto from Pluto
wants something of his very own.

Hmm. I wonder if Pluto
from Pluto would like

something that his
Earth pal Pluto has

back at his Clubhouse.

What do you think
he might like?

A doggie bed?

Some doggy toys?

Oh, gosh, I bet so.

Coming right up.

You know, I think
the Clubhouse is missing something to eat.

What do you think we need?

Snacks?

You betcha!

Every Clubhouse needs snacks.

We'll need to grow
some Yum Blatz bushes.

I could sure go
for some Yum Blatz.

Um, what are Yum Blatz again?

Oh. [chuckles]

Yum Blatz
are Martian hot dogs.

Hot dogs? Yippee!

And to grow Yum Blatz bushes,
you need Yum Blatz seeds.

Where do we get the seeds?

From a Yum Blatz bush.

And there's one
not too far from here.

A Yum Blatz bush.

-See?
-[Goofy] Golly, I sure wish I could grow

Yum Blatz bushes on Earth.

I'd have a whole garden
of them.

All we have to do is plant
the Yum Blatz seeds near the Clubhouse,

water them, and watch
the Yum Blatz grow.

Let's do it.

Hey, Earth pal.
Help me make holes to plant the seeds.

Grab your Martian pogo stick
and jump with me.

Jump, jump...

-[whirring]
-...jump.

Now all we need
is to water the seeds.

What can we use to do that?

Maybe a Mouseketool can help.

Everybody say...

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[chimes]

[Mickey] We've got
a watering can,

and the Mystery Mousekepal.

What can we use
to water the seeds?

[Minnie] Ooh, how
about the watering can?

We've got ears, say cheers.

[ground rumbling]

Yummy Yum Blatz.

[♪ cheerful music playing]

Now there's plenty
of Clubhouse snacks.

I think we just need
one thing more.

Something fun
to do in the Clubhouse.

Gosh, what do you think
the Clubhouse needs now?

How about games and books?

Oh, yes. We play games and read books
all the time at our Clubhouse,

back at home on Earth.

Oh, the bubble wand
is only good at making shapes,

not games and books.

Then let's try a Mouseketool.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] "Oh, Toodles!"

[chimes]

[Mickey] We've still got
the Mystery Mousekepal.

Everybody say,
"Mystery Mousekepal."

[all] Mystery Mousekepal.

[Mickey] Today's
Mystery Mousekepal is Lady Moo-Moo

from the Martian Moo Mart.

We used all our Mouseketools.

Say, "Super cheers!"

Howdy do, Earth friends?

Hi, Lady Moo-Moo.

Our friends need some games
and books for their Clubhouse.

Well, Lady Moo-Moo
is here to help. [chuckles]

Oh, this would be
a Moo-arvelous spot for some board games.

Hit it, kiddo.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[snaps fingers]

♪ At the Martian Moo Mart ♪

♪ We have books galore ♪

♪ Coloring books
and fairy tales ♪

♪ But wait, there's more,
more, more ♪

Whoa-h*. Now we're cooking.

Woo-hoo!

♪ At the Martian Moo Mart ♪

♪ We have games
of every kind ♪

♪ So many games ♪

♪ You never know
what you might find ♪

Woo-hoo!

♪ I can bring
the Martian Moo Mart to you ♪

♪ With lots of fun for all ♪

♪ From your friend ♪

♪ Lady Moo-Moo ♪

Enjoy.

Time for me to va-mooooo-se.

Thank you so much,
Lady Moo-Moo.

Now our Martian Clubhouse
is all ready.

Oh, I just love it.

[barks softly]

Well, I guess it's time for us

to fly back
to our planet Earth.

Say, thanks for helping
our Martian pals build their Clubhouse.

We couldn't have done it
without help from you, our Earth pals.

And now that we've had
a successful Martian mission,

it's time to stand up
and do a Hot Dog Dance.

[♪ "Hot Dog!" playing]

[They Might Be Giants]
♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears,
it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

What an out of this world
adventure we had today.

Let's all go back
to Mars real soon.

[chuckles] What a hot dog day!

[They Might Be Giants]
♪ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog ♪

♪ It's a brand-new day,
what you waitin' for?

♪ Get up, stretch out,
stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene,
we're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
from Mickey Mouse... ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse! ♪

Aw. Thanks for stopping by.

[♪ closing theme music playing]