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05x18 - Martian Mishap

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse". Aired: May 5, 2006 – November 6, 2016.*
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Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Daisy, Goofy, Pete, Clarabelle and more go on fun and educational adventures together.

05x18 - Martian Mishap

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Hey, everybody!

It's me, Mickey Mouse.

Say, you wanna come
inside my clubhouse?

Well, all right! Let's go!

Aw, I almost forgot.

To make the clubhouse appear,
we get to say the magic words.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

Say it with me.

Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!

[♪ theme song playing]

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] That's me!

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse ♪

Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ It's the Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

[announcer] Roll call!

-Donald!
-Present!

-[announcer] Daisy!
-Here!

-[announcer] Goofy!
-A-hyuck! Here!

[announcer] Pluto!

-[announcer] Minnie!
-Here!

-[announcer] Mickey!
-Right here!

[chorus] ♪ It's the
Mickey Mouse ♪

♪ Clubhouse ♪

♪ Come inside
It's fun inside ♪

♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y ♪

♪ M-O-U-S-E ♪

[Mickey] It's the Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse Plus.

[giggles]

[Mickey] "Martian Mishap."

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to the clubhouse.

[picture puzzle rings]

What's that?

[picture puzzle rings]

The picture puzzle!

Let's see what
today's picture is.

♪ Picture puzzle,
picture puzzle ♪

♪ Picture this! ♪

Hmm. Does this picture
look right to you?

No. Let's try again.

♪ Picture puzzle,
picture puzzle ♪

♪ Picture that! ♪

Look at that.

It's Martian Mickey's
spaceship.

I bet that's because today

Martian Mickey is coming
to the clubhouse

to pick up a special package.

Spices for his Yum-blatz pie.

[giggles] That's Martian
for hot dog pie.

[digital chiming]

Hey, maybe that's him now.

Hiya, Martian Mickey.

Salutations, Mickey.

I am almost to the clubhouse
to pick up those spices I need

for my special
Yum-blatz pie. [chuckles]

Would you mind helping me
land my spaceship?

Sure thing. [chuckles]

Well, thanks. See you soon.

[Mickey] Bye bye.

Let's go outside
and help him land.

Hey, everybody,
Martian Mickey is coming.

Ooh, Martian Mickey is coming.

-This is so exciting.
-Oh, boy!

A-hyuck!

Here he comes!

Oh, I can't wait to greet
Martian Mickey.

[Pluto barks]

♪ When you see a friend ♪

♪ And you wanna chat ♪

♪ You can try
these greetings ♪

♪ Nice to tip your hat ♪

♪ Try a "Hi" ♪

♪ "Hello" or "Hey" ♪

♪ For a friendly little wave ♪

♪ Say a "Howdy" ♪

♪ Or "Ahoy!" ♪

♪ Or "Who's a good,
good boy?" ♪

♪ You can greet them
with a song ♪

-♪ La, la, la ♪
-♪ There is no right or wrong ♪

[all] ♪ When you greet
a good, old friend ♪

Zewerflag, Mickey.

Zewerflag, everybody.

Hello to you too,
Martian Mickey.

Goofy will show you
where to land.

A-hyuck. That's it.
Keep it coming!

Steady, steady.

Hey, now, you!

Hmm. Go that way, you say?

Stop it. Out of my way!

No? You mean that way.

Well, okay, um...

Oh! Look out for that tree.

Wuh-oh!

Time to eject.

Zots!

Oh, no!

Double zots!

Triple zots!

Martian Mickey, are you okay?

That looked like
quite the tumble.

I'm real sorry.

I didn't mean to steer you
into a tree.

[laughs] Thanks
to my emergency eject button,

I am fine,
but my spaceship is broken.

I need to find the pieces
and fix it

so I can return home.

Don't worry, Martian Mickey,
we'll help you.

Will you help us fix
Martian Mickey's spaceship

so he can get home
and make his Yum-blatz pie?

You will? Swell!

Let's go to the Mousekedoer
and grab our Mouseketools.

♪ Mouseke hey
Mouseke hi, Mouseke h* ♪

♪ Mouseke ready, Mouseke set ♪

♪ Here we go! ♪

♪ You're a thinkin' and
a solvin' work-it-througher ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

♪ Mouseke me
Mouseke you, Mousekedoer ♪

[Toodles chimes]

♪ Oh, Toodles,
it's time to get to it ♪

♪ Show us the mouseketools
to help us do it ♪

♪ Meeska, mooska,
Mousekedoer! ♪

♪ Mouseketools, Mouseketools,
Mouseketools! ♪

♪ Here are
your Mouseketools! ♪

[Mickey] We've got a large
bendy straw.

[Minnie] A leaf blower.

[Daisy] A giant picnic basket.

I wonder what
we could use that those for.

[Mickey] And the
Mystery Mousekepal!

That's a surprise pal
who can help us later.

♪ Toodles has the tools,
the Mouseketools ♪

♪ So when we need 'em ♪

♪ Toodles will bring 'em ♪

♪ He's here for meedles
and youdles ♪

♪ And all we have to say
is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

♪ And all we have to say
is "Oh, Toodles!" ♪

Now that we've got
our Mouseketools

let's go fix Martian
and Mickey's spaceship

so he can get home.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello, Martian Mickey.

How's the trip
to get our special spices?

It is... going well.

I made it to Earth in
one piece, but, well,

my ship is in three pieces.

Oh, dear! Are you all right?

-I'm just fine.
-Thank goodness.

But I need to fix my ship

before I can return home
with the spices

and cook up
my delicious Yum-blatz pie.

Wonderful!

I really am looking
forward to it.

It's my favorite.

Oh. [chuckles]

I will do my best
to be back in time for dinner.

Safe space travels,
Martian Mickey.

And see you soon.

Goodbye, Martian Minnie.

Zots! I have quite a bit to do

if I wanna be home
before dinner.

I need to find the pieces
of my spaceship

so I can put it back together
and get home.

Do you know
where the pieces fell?

[Martian Mickey]
According to my Smartwatch,

my spaceship left one piece
in the forest,

one in the lake
and one in the desert.

[Mickey] How many pieces
of Martian Mickey's spaceship is that?

Count them with me.

One, two, three.

There are three pieces

of Martian Mickey's
spaceship to find.

If we find all three pieces,

I can put my spaceship
back together and fly home.

The closest piece
is in the forest.

Let's look there first.

Good idea, Daisy.

Off we go!

The first piece of my spaceship
should be right...

-Here!
-[beeping]

Huh. I don't see any
spaceship pieces here.

-Me neither.
-Nuh-uh.

Do you see a piece
of Martian Mickey's spaceship?

You do?

Oh! Right, up there,
on top of that rock.

I know who can help us.

Everybody say, "Oh, Toodles!"

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey] We've got
a large bendy straw,

a leaf blower,
a giant picnic basket

and a Mystery Mousekepal.

Which Mouseketool can help us
get the engine pieces

from the rock?

Hmm.

I'm not sure how a straw,
a leaf blower

or a picnic basket can help.

Let's try
the Mystery Mousekepal!

Pilot Donald!
I know he can help.

We've got ears, say cheers!

Pilot Donald,

ready for duty!

Pilot Donald, will you help us

get Martian Mickey's spaceship
engines off of the rock?

[Donald] You got it!

Come on, come on!

What's the matter
with this contraption?

Oh, looks like he's a little
too far over

to get the engines.

How 'bout some help?

Let's help Pilot Donald

line up his rescue-copter
with the engines.

Which way does he need to go?

This way or that way?

That way. Correct!

Go that way, Pilot Donald.

Okay.

Does that look right to you?

Sure does.

Lower the helping hands,
Donald.

We did it.

Great work, everybody.

[all cheering]

How many more pieces
of spaceship are left to find?

[Mickey] There's one piece
lost in Mickey Lake

and another in the desert.

How many pieces is that?

Count with me.

One, two. [chuckles]

There are two pieces
of the spaceship left to find.

[Minnie] Mickey Lake
is close by. Let's look there.

The next piece
of the spaceship should be

somewhere around here.

Let's all search
and see if we can find it.

Oh, where, oh, where
could your spaceship be?

♪ Is it under a rock
or behind a tree? ♪

♪ Looking left,
looking right ♪

♪ Searching everywhere,
it's out of sight ♪

Did it skip across
the lake?

Well, I know
what this will take

♪ If we look together ♪

♪ With friends
who are very clever ♪

♪ We'll find what
we're searching ♪

♪ Find what we're searching ♪

♪ Find what
we're searching for ♪

Aw, gee!

This spaceship piece
sure is tough to find.

Huh. According to my watch,

-the piece should be close by.
-[beeping]

I wonder where it could be.

Hmm, maybe we can't find it
because it's in the lake.

[Minnie] Good thinking, Daisy.

It must have sunk under water.

We just need a way
to look for it.

Ooh! I know.

Here goes nothing!

[Goofy yells]

All righty, here I go.

[inhales]

[coughing]

Ooh, gawrsh!

This is more difficult
than it looks.

Maybe if I could
breathe underwater,

it would be easier to find
the missing spaceship piece.

Breathe underwater? [gasps]

I know somebody who might
be able to help.

Everybody say...

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] We've got
a large bendy straw,

a leaf blower
and a giant picnic basket.

Which Mouseketool could help
Goofy breathe underwater?

The bendy straw, right!

If we turn it upside down,

Goofy can use it
like a snorkel.

We've got ears, say cheers!

[humming]

-[gasps] Found it!
-[all cheer]

I'll dive down
and attach a handy hand

to the spaceship piece.

Then Pilot Donald
can pull it out of the water.

You got it.

All ready to go!

On the count of three,
let's all pull.

One, two, three, pull!

That's where I sit
in my spaceship.

Now let's put these
parts back together.

Ship engines connect.

[spaceship whirring]

[cheering]

Ziggity zingo!

Now we just have to get
the nose cone from the desert.

How far away is that?

Let me check.

Smartwatch, please show us
how to get to the desert.

My map says if we walk
to the desert,

it will take until...

breakfast time tomorrow!

Sorry, pal.

Guess your Yum-blatz pie
will have to wait until then.

[cell phone ringing]

Salutations, Martian Mickey,
how is your ship repair going?

I sure am hungry
for your Yum-blatz pie.

Well, we found two
of the three pieces,

but the last piece
is far away.

It might take us a little longer
than we expected.

Oh, dear!

But we haven't given up yet.

I'm sure we'll find another way
to get to the desert

so we can eat Yum-blatz pie
for dinner tonight.

Can we all fit in the rescue-copter
with Pilot Donald?

He can fly us.

Uh-oh. No room.

But what if
the rescue-copter's second hand

could carry something else
that could hold us all?

Maybe one of our Mouseketools
could hold us,

so Pilot Donald could fly us
to the desert.

Did you hear that,
Martian Minnie?

We will be having my Yum-blatz pie
for dinner tonight.

Oh, good. See you soon!

[chuckles] Now then,
everybody say...

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Mickey] We've got
a leaf blower

and a giant picnic basket.

Which one of these items
can help Donald

carry us to the desert?

[Minnie] Right!
The giant picnic basket.

We could climb inside

and pilot Donald can carry us
all to the desert.

[Mickey] We've got ears,
say cheers!

Is everybody ready?

-Ready as a ripe Yum-blatz.
-[others agree]

Okay, Pilot Donald,
to the desert!

Let's go!

[Mickey] Hang on, everybody!

Here we go!

[all cheer]

We're soaring
through the sky

♪ Up, up, up ♪

♪ You and I will go
to great new heights ♪

Whee!

Fly through the clouds,
beneath the stars

♪ So I can get to Mars
and make my Yum-blatz pie! ♪

[all] ♪ We're flying high,
You and I ♪

♪ All to make some pie! ♪

We're almost over
the last piece...

-[Mickey] ...in the desert.
-[beeping]

Take us down, Pilot Donald.

Going down!

[all exclaim]

[beeping]

Thanks for the smooth flight,
Pilot Donald

We made it.

-The sandy desert.
-[Mickey] Hmm.

Do you see any spaceship
pieces around here?

I don't see anything but sand.

Say, Martian Mickey,

are you sure
we're in the right place?

[Martian Mickey] My map
says it is right here.

I wonder if the spaceship
piece is below us

and just covered in sand.

[gasps] That must be
what happened.

We just need to blow
the sand away.

Maybe Toodles can help us.

Everybody say...

[all] Oh, Toodles!

[Toodles chimes]

[Mickey] Looks like all
we've got is a leaf blower.

[Minnie] We can use the leaf blower
to blow away the sand

and uncover
the spaceship piece.

[Mickey] We used all
our Mouseketools today,

say super cheers.

Thanks, Toodles
and toodle-loo! [chuckles]

Prepare to be blown away!

There it is!

The nose cone.

My spaceship, it's fixed!

-We did it!
-[cheering]

Now that my ship is fixed,

I need to get the spices

and go cook Martian Minnie's
favorite dinner.

Right. The spices are back
at the clubhouse.

Who wants a super-fast
spaceship ride

back to the clubhouse?

-I do.
-Oh, that would be swell.

-Yes!
-Hot dog!

See you back at the clubhouse,
Pilot Donald.

[Pluto barks]

Here are your Yum-blatz
pie spices.

[laughs] Well, thank you,
Little Helper.

And thank you, pals,
for everything.

I couldn't have fixed
my ship without you.

Aw, we were happy to help,
Martian Mickey.

Oh, do send me your recipe
for the Yum-blatz pie

when it's done,
Martian Mickey.

It sounds delicious.

-I will.
-Hot dog!

-[Minnie, Mickey, Goofy laugh]
-Well, it's time to go.

Thank you again, Earth pals.
See ya real soon.

Safe travels!

Say hi to Martian Minnie
for us!

-[all] Bye!
-[Pluto barks]

Thank you for helping us

fix Martian Mickey's
ship today.

Now we can go home and cook up
a nice hot Yum-blatz pie.

[laughs] I think
it's time we stand up,

and do the hot dog dance.

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog! ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Now we got ears,
it's time for cheers ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
the problem's solved ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

I'm so glad Martian Mickey
was able to get his special Earth spices

to make his Yum-blatz pie.

Thanks for all
your help today.

What a hot dog day!

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

It's a brand-new day
What you waitin' for? ♪

♪ Get up, stretch out,
stomp on the floor ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ Hot dog, hot dog,
hot diggity dog ♪

♪ We're splittin' the scene,
we're full of beans ♪

♪ So long for now
from Mickey Mouse... ♪

That's me!

♪ And the Mickey Mouse ♪

Clubhouse! ♪

Aw, thanks for stopping by.

[♪ closing theme music
playing]