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No Other Choice (2025)

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No Other Choice (2025)

Post by bunniefuu »

Yeah...

come on, fall!

They must really like you.

Sending you expensive eel.

It's not that they like me.

They're going to work me even harder.

Those Americans too

must know that eels

make men perform better.

They even sent it on your birthday.

The kids will hear!.

I need eel! Eel!

Come and eat!

Dad sweated in the heat grilling these

I'll go.

A Snake?

Snakes don't taste this good.

Dad's company sent it for doing a good job.

It's not even a holiday.

Couldn't they give us beef?

Ri-one.

Dinner!

Come on. Let's eat.

Let the cello take a nap.

What's this?

Honey!

Must've been expensive!

Well, I can afford decent dance shoes.

Aren't Mom's Shoes pretty?

-Eat up

I'll be able to dance so well in these

They say not to gift shoes to your lover

Why?

Why?

Cause they might run away in them.

Seems your dad is confident.

Come on.

We need to practice when we can

Ready, Start!

One two three,

two two three, three two three...

Thanks for your hard work

and years of dedication to Solar Paper

Damned paper...

Honey, come here.

Why?

Come on.

Come on, Ri-one

Just three minutes more.

One minute...

Know what I'm feeling now?

I've got it all.

You people bought Solar Paper,

where I devoted 25 years of my life.

But as soon as you take over, you say

you'll cut 20% of the production line?

And you ask for a list of names to fire?

Names of veterans who

taught me their Craft?

Names of young men who came of age

in this factory

Innocent workers who lovingly

cared for these machines,

you want me to point a g*n at their heads?

I can't do it..

g*ns are meant to be aimed

at one's enemies!

I cannot give you that list.

You Americans say

to be fired is to be 'axed'?

Know what we say in Korea?

Off with your head!

So being fired

is having your head chopped

clear off with an ax!

If you don't start a union

we guarantee a job for life.

That beautiful tradition...

tossed out like old shoes!

To you Americans...!

Damn, my throat...

I said to do this in the warehouse

All because you wanted to smoke

Quit, dammit!

You put so much work into this

He could've said, forget it

-But he acts like it's his job at stake.

- It is!

If you guys are fired, who will

I work with?

Real sense of humanity..

Damn.

Stop!

Hello, sir.

He wants to say something

In America, when you get fired,

you say, you got 'axed'

I'm sorry, no other choice.

Do you know what we say in Korea?

Off with your head!

- So to be fired...

- Give back the helmet!

.. is to chop your head clear off!

Wait!

What'll he do with that helmet?.

They didn't

give you the eel, did they?

No way, right?

Honey.

What?

You said you'd say something..

You said you'd say something..

I forgot.

Aren't you going to work?

Right, right.

That's right.

Si-two Ri-two, house!

Study hard.

Ri-one, let's go.

- Ri-one!

Have a good day.

Good luck!

I slaved for 25 years!

Deep breaths.

-I am... - I am...

A good person.

A good person.

Man-su!

...person.

- Losing my job!

- Losing my job....

- Losing my job!

- Losing my job....

is not my choice!

is not my choice!

- My loving family...

- My loving family...

My loving family...

will support me fully as

I seek new opportunities.

..as i seek new opportunities.

My loving family will support me fully

..as I seek new opportunities.

Honey.

Can you put in earphones?

Just a sec.

Hired in 3 months.

So you must've had sleepless nights?

Are you crying?

Where's that brave bachelor

who proposed to a single mom?

I made a new start, you can too.

Sure you can!

Take all your hopes and dreams,

and recite your own incantation.

Ready?

Go!

A new start...

A new Start...A new start...

A new start.

A new start.

I'm head of a family

I'll be born again..

To put food in my family's mouths.....

there's nothing I won't do.

In three months,

I'll get hired again!

I feel great!

3 Months Later

13 Months Later

Hi Namgu, I know.

Tonight at 5 o'clock.

My boss is really curious about you.

Sorry to ask so suddenly,

but can you come at noon?

Listen, I'm...

at the retail store, with my wife.

The boss suddenly booked a 5pm flight

back to China.

Too much to ask?

No no, hold on.

Wait.

I'll plead with my wife.

That's right. Come over now.

But there's a question he always asks.

"What's your weak point?"

Weak point?

It's a crucial-utely sensitive issue, okay

Okay, thanks.

Weak point?

Sorry, I know it's absolutely

impossible to answer.

What's my weak point?

What do you think?

You love plants too much.

You're a vegetable.

Last night you called me an animal.

Namgu gave me this awesome tip.

If only I can explain my weak point well.

It's a crucial-utely sensitive issue.

If you're hired,

you'll work under your former

subordinate Nam gu.

Tell us how you feel about that.

I was a manager, true.

but I've always considered myself

to be blue collar.

So, in that respect..

I don't think you understood they question.

Namgu-----

No, of course I understand, my point is...

Namgu came to Papyrus first

So you'll learn from him, right?

Of course!

I am always learning

I got hired as soon as I graduated

from high school..

But even while working,

I earned a chemistry degree..

Of course that was at a

distance university.

Of course after that too,

I kept... learning

And of course, safety management

When I received the 2019

'Pulp Man of the Year',

it was that aspect

that they singled out in my record.

And that same year,.

I finally bought my own horne.

The very house I was born in.

Of course...

I'm saying "of course" too much, aren't I?.

It's not so much because I'm nervous.

but... self-confidence? Assurance?

That's what it is..

Of course!

If you don't mind,

could you tell me about your weak point?

No

.. is the one thing I can't say.

that's my biggest weak point!

Have you looked into Moon Paper?

Moon?

They say Moon Paper has cracked

the Japanese market, look into it.

Pacific Paper is restructuring

this winter, too..

Really?

Go to a dentist, will you?.

Just go, okay?

If you get hired, you'll be too busy to go

No, I'm fine.

There's that pigheadedness of yours!

Anyway, get hired before winter, okay?.

The company will call you soon..

Thanks.

Don't forget, Moon Paper!

I'm a man. I'm a good person.

Founded by legendary paper man

Moon Changho,

- Moon paper is...

- Mr.Choi!

Yes?

We agreed to talk about how paper is made

That's what I'm

Leave the promotion of the company channel.

6 hours 17 minutes later...

Many people think paper companies

mindlessly rage entire forests, right?

That's not true.

What?

First, the good news

I got a part time job.

Mom's going out to work now!

You always blamed us for

k*lling your career.

Congrats, Mom!

Congrats, Mom!

Thanks

Where? A dental clinic?

Dr. Oh Chin-h*- Dr. Ouch in-h*?

No jokes allowed.

I'd like us all to face the fact

that we're in a crisis.

Refrain from the listed activities

until Dad finds work.

Except for Ri-one's lessons,

anything non essential must go.

For example ,

For example, meat in the soup

There is some, look harder.

For example

my car.

We'll trade your car for

something smaller..

And our house.

If we sell this house

we can pay off our loans

and rent an apartment.

You said you'd find work in 3 months.

So we kept living as usual,

dipping into your severance pay.

Now that's run dry.

House Foreclosure in 3 Months.

Honey.

This house...

I have so many childhood memories

in this home

After turning 9, I moved every

10 months on average

I worked so hard to buy back this home

I mean, we did.

With my own hands,

I tore down the old barn,

built the greenhouse...

and the swing.

Every corner of this home...

Honey.

If we go bankrupt, they'll take it anyway

The piano

living room table,

two chairs,

TV,

curtain,

carpet...

have all been put up for sale.

My racket, too.

No more tennis.

Let's quit dance lessons, too

Your bons al magazine

Your bonsai magazine

And I'm canceling Netflix

Heyy!

Before it's cancelled,

I should watch one more show.

So comrades, now for the bad news

Something even worse?

Something even worse?

In these circumstances,

we can't afford to feed so many mouths.

What do you mean 'so many'?

Don't go, Ri-two.

- Ri-one.

Si-one.

We'll see them soon, okay Ri-one?

Come on.

You can come visit them at our house. Okay?

Si-two Ri-two will be back.

As soon as Dad gets hired.

Thet dog hair is brutal.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Have a safe drive.

Let's go in.

Come on.

I'll bring them back soon, I will.

I'll bring them back soon, I will.

Hello, ma'am!

You're here early!

The potential buyer is that idiot?

Not bad for a 50-year-old house.

Look at the curtains.

They fixed up this ruined house so well.

It's been born again

- You know my townhouse near here?

- Yes..

That land was originally part

of his dad's pig farm..

Wow, if he still owned that land..

If we tear down that greenhouse,

it'd-make a great practice green

Disgusting pig.

You're quite the handyman, You Man-su..

That's enough for today

The moms are besties

The kids are besties

Pulp Man of the Year!

Your dad's g*n is still looking good..

Oh, look here!

Imagine waking up

and seeing that sturdy red pine!

It's a white pine.

White pine.

Look around. I'll stop by the dry cleaners.

Pick up my clothes for an interview..

You're a Man! Su! Fight!

Shall we see the kids' rooms?

With just one kid,

we'll use that as a closet..

I thought that too!

Nice mattress.

That's for sale too, buy it.

Where will you move to?

Need to sell the house first

Hope you don't go far..

If we leave, Si-two Ri-two

won't be able to find us

Says who?

We're not leaving..

I promise.

Si-one Ri-one Si-one Ri-one..

Si-two Ri-two Si-two...

Let me through!

- I'm late for a meeting.

- Listen, please.

My wife is doing part time work,

we put our home up on sale

- cancelled Netflix...

- What?

Sir?

Choi Sun-chul!

What's going on? Who's this?

He was fired from Solar.

Just a sec.

Come out.

I'm sorry.

Going to the meeting?

I wanted to talk to you.

Sure, then

Let me look....

God, you're strorg.

If you have any shame,

don't do this in a place

where people sh*t and piss.

Sir!

I told you to come visit me!.

We'll have a nice barbecue.

All right, then.

Oh my

Listen.

On the hill opposite,.

there's a nice whisky i bar

called Moon Shine.

Have a drink on your way..

( I just moved here to Hoi Island. )

It's really gorgeous.

Revealed for the first time ever!

Give a shout!

Barbecue over my own wood fire

is out of this world!

Die!

For each drop of sweat, a drop of whisky!

It's what I live for.

[ Ms. Wife ]

Hi honey.

Listen, the cello teacher called..

Where are you?

-Huh?

Are you in a bar?

- No no.

Well, it's true.

It's true, but I'm not.

Look.

I'm by myself.

Have you gone mad?

I'm drinking this, really. - Whisky?

This here

You went to a bar to drink apple juice?

Honey, you trust me?

Of course.

Why'd the cello teacher call?

I can't, teach Ri-one anymore

What?

Ri-one's talent is too...

outstanding?

But ma'am,

how can I believe you?

She doesn't play for us..

We've never heard anything but a few notes.

Right.

Why do you think I'd give up.

my lesson fee to another teacher?

Another teacher?

- Ri-one needs to learn from a

music professor now.

But you should know,

the fee is on a different level than mine.

You said you wanted Ri-one

to be able to live independently.

If so, this level of investment

I'll say two things.

Many people think paper companies

mindlessly raze entire forests, right?

That's not true.

Trees for paper are grown separately, cut,

planted again, grown and cut again

And that's not all. There's reuse.

We collect waste paper, recycle it,

then collect it again and

What are you watching?

The only company doing well

these days is Moon Paper.

They cracked the Japanese market

He's line manager of specialty paper

A perfect job for you

You're good at Japanese, too.

Korea's the most advanced country

in paper reuse.

Unlimited reuse!

Freaking unlimited reuse!.

Compared to my husband, he's nothing..

Can't he get hit by lightning?

Pointy umbrella in a thunderstorm...

Sure, it's fabulous!

Try living there just one week

An apartment can't even compare.

Come on, the ferry runs so often!

I'm telling you

I know that, but it's so quiet there

Air's clean, it's fabulous..

Even more fabulous at night.

Right.

No, there aren't any!

If you're'scared, we'll raise chickens.

They eat snakes.

What?

Listen, honey.

For once, at least come for a barbecue!

Pork! Who roasts snakes?

No alcohol, of course.

Weight lifting?

Honey! Honey!

Even if this guy disappears,

it's not like l can take his place.

Right?

What's so great about that spot?

The competition for the

place will be fierce

Actually, it is a pretty nice spot.

Lots of sun, nice breeze

Right...

How many other candidates will there be?

Ten people?

Five?

[ Moon Paper ]

Four?

Sell me this.

How much do you want?

This is Pulp Men.

Is this the advertising division?

Hey!

At least give me those pajamas to wash.

And take a shower this century!

And will you let our pear tree die?

Bugs are swarming all over it.

Hey! You want me dead, too?

Too drunk to feel pain?

You're practically paralyzed!

It's because of all those bugs.

So what I'm asking is....

You're the bug!

please give me a drop of remedy

I'll be back late.

I've a meeting after the audition!

Paper is our life!

A master's degree in paper

or chemical engineering is reguired.

Japanese speakers preferred.

We at Red Pepper Paper,

We at Red Pepper Paper,

together with European and Japanese firms

are launching a three-company

joint venture in Korea

Our goal is to be the top boutique factory.

in specialized security paper.

We seek family, not cogs in a machine.

Tell us about your hobbies,

personality and family.

Give us a photo as large

and recent as possible.

Send it to P.O Box 76,

Gujong City Central Post Office.

We firmly reject applications by internet.

If we don't use paper, who will?

My name is Gu Bummo

As a resolutely analogue person,

I play music only on vinyl,

take photos only on film,

and write letters only on paper.

My bond to paper,

as durable as reenforced synthetic paper,

began before I was even born.

Encouraged by my uncle,

a first generation paper man,

I enrolled in paper manufacturing

at Kangwon University.

After serving in the Marines,

I joined Namsum Paper in 1999

In 2013, I oversaw the

reinforced paper line

with most of our customers

coming from the defense industry.

Winning Pulp Man of the Year in 2018.

"To Red Pepper Paper HR"

..was the pinnacle of my career,

but in 2023 the Defense Ministry

had a change in strategy

causing our production line to close

Namsun Paper merged with Mori Paper,.

and all specialty paper personnel

such as myself

had to leave the company

I've now been 8 months between jobs.

and I feel my batteries are

completely charged.

During my extensive free time,

I...

[ Pulp man of the year ]

[ Fire Safety Certification ]

[ Worked 2 years at Ishii Paper in Japan. ]

One,

two,

three men...

How was your day?

Daddy's day was hard.

There's this house with

a beautiful pear tree,

but bugs are eating it alive

It made me sad.

In these circumstances,

we can't afford to feed so many mouths.

Oh, damn!

Eating any old mushroom again

You guit drinking, and

now you'll eat anything?.

My back will ache without a blanket.

Why would you lie down?

Not scared of a snake?

They haven't called for an interview.

They'll call.

Do like me.

What?

Wrap the sunlight in wind and take a bite.

With a dollop of foliage

I've always at least gotten an interview.

What about me?

I failed my audition again!

My skin's too firm

to play a woman wailing over

her husband's death.

Still, it was nice being at the

Arts Center after so long.

Remember the night of the blackout?

Our first play seen together

In Act 2, suddenly the lights go out..

People panic, women scream

and I was about to have a panic attack,

when you appeared

Suddenly from who knows where

like a streetlight turning on,

your face...

[ Please light a flame ]

[ In my lonely heart.... ]

Smiling,

you lead me to the door..

"Ara, follow me. Only me."

"Watch your step."

"Are you okay?"

I was at my most innocent then

Plump and pretty.

I let you have my first kiss..

Remember what you said?

"Ara, your lips are softer

than the highest quality Okamoto

tracing paper."

Akimoto.

Okamoto is a condom brand.

" Ara, your lips

are softer than the highest quality

Akimoto tracing paper."

No message, no email.

Paper, paper! Damned paper!

My dad kept offering to

set you up with a caf,

but no, it had to be paper!

Even if they hire you,

you'll retire in 6-7 years. What then?

In an age of living to 100?

You with your nice audio system,

you could earn even more with a music caf!

Know how I feel lately?

I want to run through the mountains,

wailing like a madwoman!

I'm like one of your precious

paper machines

Neglect me, and I'll break!

Hurry up and smother me in that lube oil!

Or I'll rip you to pieces.

Like tracing paper!

Paper has fed me for 25 years..

Honey.

It's how I'm meant to be,

I've no other choice.

You've been fed by the money

I earned from paper, too.

That money was printed on paper I made,

and the cigarette filter

you smoke is paper, too.

If we don't use paper, who will?

What?

They won't send a text or email..

The mailbox! The mailbox!

Hey!,

I'm through with you!

You...

As useless as scrap paper!

Sorry to keep you waiting.

- I'll check before the doctor comes.

- Yes.

You're a nurse?

Dental hygienist. It's different.

Don't you have dance class now?

My tooth hurts too much

Then say "ah"

You'll come to the dance party, though?.

How can I? I quit the lessons..

You can still come! Ask the teacher.

Ms. Lee, go on home.

You need to pick up Ri-one.

Yes.

You were a thing pure, noble,

honest, without stain!

And now oh!

When I think that I made a man

like you my ideal!

Dear me! The ideal of my life!

Damn snake!

Was its head triangle-shaped?

Then it's a cannibal viper.

It'll eat its own mother.

Or was it a black-and-white pattern?

Then it's a 7 step mamushi.

You'll die before taking 7 steps.

I think I heard a rattle, too.

Keep the bite wound higher than your heart.

Shouldn't it be lower?

Don't worry. I did this in a play i once.

Did what?

- Honey, know what?

- Listen....

A snake just bit me.

- What?

- Might be poisonous, I'll call you back.

Chase the snakes away like this.

[ 1. Keep bite lower than heart. ]

[ 2. Don't cut, or suck out poison. ]

For god's sake!

Shouldn't you go to the hospital?

It's okay.

If it were poisonous, I'd be dead now.

What's with you?

About the dance party...

We better not go, right?

We quit the lessons

What? But we practiced so much

It's from the first mixtape you gave me

For a guy who only listens to '80s rock.

I was blinded by love..

I think I was prettiest back then.

Even if I was a divorcee with a kid.

Hey, don't talk like that..

Of course, I earned more money than you

What?

You think I proposed

because of your paycheck?

Who knows? I had a college degree too

-So did I.

- Not back then

You're so mean. Forget it.

You were busy doing the

distance degree while working.

I wanted so much to have fun with you then.

Apologize, will you? Right now.

You're right.

Let's have 10 times more fun now.

instead of wasting time complaining.

When should we tell Si-one?

Tell him what?

We agreed to tell him

when he's old enough to shave.

But do we have to tell him?

I've been his dad since he was 2,

so I'm his dad.

I'm sorry, Miri.

You must want some lube oil too.

I've been so

Lube oil?

It's not that

I've just been so busy these days

with job interviews.

Does it have to be paper?

How about some other job?

What?

Like a caf?

Why a caf?

Paper has fed me for 25 years, honey.

It's how I'm meant to be.

Think about it,

would you tell a cannibal viper

to live off pear leaves?

It's meant to eat its mother.

- Is that so, Mr You?

- Yes.

- Mr. You.

- Yes?

You're not a bad dancer.

Follow me. Only me.

Guess you over did the vibrato.

This will be the best job interview ever.

Slay them all!

Okay, I'll slay them all.

Green light!

Chun-oh!

Chun-oh!

Doing it on your bed is great, ma'am.

It doesn't even creak.

Don't call me ma'am!

Tell your husband not to quit.

that group for quitting drinking.

This is great.

Hello, this is Red Pepper Paper.

Oh. hello!.

Hey, don't! - What?

Yes? Hello? What was that?

I'm having trouble hearing you.

I can hear you fine.

I heard well from the spot

where you first answered

I see! I'm heading there now.

Stop!

That spot is perfect.

You can hear best from here?

Yes, I can hear you great now..

By any chance are you at

your home in Minsan City?

I am

My boss would like to meet you.

He's very curious about you, Mr. Gu.

-However... - Yes?.

My boss is returning to Zurich

on a 5pm flight.

I'm sorry, but if you leave from

Minsan right now,.

you should have time.

Right now?

Guess it's too much to ask?

Okay, then I'll tell him you're not

No, no!

I can go.

Of course! I'll go.

Then I'll text you right now

With the address of our office

so please set off now.

Of course, yes.

I'l just change clothes quickly and go.

Text me the address!

No, no! You're fine as you

Idiot...

[ No New Messages ]

Please answer....

Come on, pick up.

Hey, how are you? Busy?

Bad reception?

No way! The signal's best here.

You hear me, right?.

Well, I went to some gathering

without seeing that it got cancelled.

so i came back early.

and now I'm feeling so bored.

My wife?

not sure.

Maybe she went out!

Want to catch up over a drink?

I quit, sure, but now it's under control.

I can drink reasonably.

- Exactly.

See you at the fried chicken place.

Come when you finish work, I'll wait there.

[ Oh Chin-h*'s Dental Clinic ]

- Hello.

- Yeah.

- Hi Ri-one.

- You're late

I'll throw it out.

Thank you.

I waited to say hello to you.

I'm Oh Chin-h*.

You've got a bad toothache?

Yeah.

Stop by some time.

Could you lower the window?

- I'm okay.

I'm totally fine, Mr. Oh Chun-oh.

Thank you, Doctor Oh. Chin. h*

Thanks!

Go home now.

So embarrassing...

Ri-one, it's okay now..

Dad's not a very smooth driver,

that's all..

He's young. Quite an age gap..

Age gap?

With who?

I'd rather you not talk to that man

about me.

[ It may be ]

[ I'm still just a child ]

[ It seems so ]

[ Mom why do I ]

[ Keep waiting for you? ]

[ Mom why do I ]

[ suddenly miss you so? ]

[ It may be ]

[ that I'm still just a child ]

[ It seems so ]

[ Mom why do I ]

[ Keep feeling sad? ]

[ Mom why do I... ]

the two of us can't live

under the same sky.

Want to end this with a duel?

Does Ara know you're doing this,

newcomer actor Lee Chun-oh?

Who?

Were you baking?

and suddenly,

decided you want Ara all to yourself?

Exactly!

[ With my heart steeped in loneliness]

[ I gaze up at the sky, ]

[ And the clouds flow past ]

[ Making me dizzy ]

[ Making my head spin ]

[ as the red dragonfly flies off... ]

Sorry.

but you must disappear

for me to live.

Know your place.

The man Ara loves is me!

You sure?

What!

Can't an unemployed man love?

That's not it!

That's not it at all, but...

You...

did not...

even listen to

your wife's sensible suggestions!

Damn, my throat!

What's wrong with a music cafe?

She even told you that?

If you can't earn the money,

sell the house!

Work at a retail store moving boxes!

I'm an engineer!

An expert!

The house...

is Ara father's, so I can't sell it.

The boxes...

hurt my back, so I can't lift them!

You proud of that?

If you found out, tell me!

Why not say something?

And if i do?

Will you come back?

Huh?

Snake bite! You idiot!

Honey!

You shithead!

The g*n!

Give me the g*n!

I'm an ex-Marine!

Losing my job

is not my choice.

How many times must I say it?

Losing your job isn't the problem!

The problem is how you deal with it!

Oh, come on...

You going to die from two b*ll*ts?

[ Ms.Wife - 10 missed calls ]

What the...

... hell!

These ones sell for a lot.

Yep?

Why won't your mom pick up?

Dunno.

- Is Mom home?

- Nope.

Did she leave any message?

Your dad is going to regret this!

Your dad is going to regret this!

Why? Where'd she go?

- Did Mom leave me a costume?

- Yep.

Can't you answer me in full sentences?

Good luck, Dad!

Thanks!

Let's dance.

You don't know the dance.

Sure I know it.

I memorized it, watching now.

You said you practiced a lot.

Got to show it off.

Greetings. That way.

Don't you believe me?

No, I don't!

I'm a bull fighter today,

so a pretty bull.... no, cow.

Nice!

Care for a c*ck?

[ Welcome to Gujong City ]

Did you have sex in the car?

You like it in the car,

You wore the black fishnet panties?

Rose lace?

I searched and they're missing.

What are you doing?

You're wearing them!

You are! Take them off.

If I smell them,

I'll know if you made love to him or not.

It'll just take a second!

If you're innocent, what are you scared of?

Did you drink?

You can't!

We can't go through that again!

Nine years!

You've held back nine years,

gritting your teeth.

Has it gone up in smoke?

Puking in your sleep, almost suffocating!

Getting drunk and...

beating my 5-year old son.

Saying he's jealous of your daughter!

I've said it a million times.

Si-one is my kid, too.

Sure enough.

You don't discriminate.

You're a dog to everyone when drunk.

What were you thinking?

Matching your costume with Dr. Ouch.

Dressing me up as a damn Nutcracker!

John Smith!

British Admiral John Smith

and Pocahontas, you idiot!

Ri-one's favorite cartoon!

You forgot?

We watched it a million times with her!

When I told Dr. Oh I'd be Pocahontas,

the whole clinic decided to be

Native Americans!

The nurse there was dressed as one, too!

You and I were meant to be a pair!

You think I'm that kind of person?

How can you suspect me?

Sure I can suspect you!

You're pretty! You're so damned pretty!

You're handsome, too!

What's this? Who did this?

I'm fighting a w*r, for our family

So we need to band together

and believe each other.

Loyalty.

Trust.

Then why lock yourself in the greenhouse?

That damned greenhouse!

And driving 3000 km in a month.

Why bring rubber pants?

How can you get a snakebite

at a job interview?

How stupid do you think I am?

Tell me! Who is she?

The woman you go fishing

and eat chicken with,

having sex smothered in lube oil!

Honey, don't do this to me.

My job interviews,

they're really difficult interviews.

Looking someone right in the eye...

Doing that is really hard.

You don't deny it?

[ Drink with colleagues, work talk ]

How is this?

This is a softer material.

Not really.

Just a moment.

Yeni, what is it?

Can I hang out with my friends

after art lessons?

- Min's dad will drive you?

- Yes..

These are no good, either.

Yes, just a minute.

I have a pair that you'll like..

Go on, go!

It's a brand new item, so

Never mind, mister.

Wait.

Just a second.

Don't go yet.

Headquarters only sends us a few pairs.

Just a moment.

I'll be right there..

Sir!

So the other man left?

Seems so.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Shoes for yourself?

Or a gift?

I've got a daughter, too.

How old is she?

Come in.

You miss it, right?.

Having a drink with colleagues,

talking about work?.

It's been over a year for me too,

so I recognize an unemployed

comrade at once.

You don't look like a man for this job.

Ten years old.

Your daughter!

What kind of shoes?

Boots? Sandals?

- Enamel shoes. Quite shiny.

- Yes.

I worked in the paper industry.

Specialty paper.

We made banknotes, lottery tickets...

invoices, passports,

ice cream cone sleeves,

menstrual pad release paper,

cigarette filters...

People laugh when I say this,

but for those of us who make it,

white paper is a kind of art.

Why laugh?

That feeling of touching fine paper

is so comforting.

You've got fine senses, I see.

My daughter hardly ever speaks.

When she does, it's to echo others' words.

She was born that way.

She only plays cello.

Her teacher says she's gifted.

Might even become world famous.

But she won't play for us.

As parents, we should support her talent,

cause without music

she'll never be independent.

Her teacher said she needs

to be playing on a $50,000 cello.

She'll give a recital this Christmas,

but she only has rain boots.

I can't buy her an instrument,

at least I'll get her shoes

Wait.

Her lesson finishes soon.

May be I'll bring her to try them on.

When do you close?

You can come any time before 7.

Her lesson won't finish by 7.

It takes me an hour to clean up

I'll wait, then.

8 o'clock!

I can only get a commission

if you buy through me.

Yes.

No other choice.

No other choice.

No other choice.

No other choice.

No other choice.

What are you doing here?

You haven't been able to

pick up your daughter?

Think it has to be towed.

It's so expensive, though.

Then, the money for the shoes.

[ I'm a machine repairman... ]

Let's see if my skills are any use.

Le beloved Elantra, no less!

My, without your glasses,

you look like a model.

What have we got here?

So this is on your way home.

So this is it!

Try starting

[ I will walk where my steps take me,]

[ and let the rain wash away

these feelings of mine ]

[ Endlessly, Aimlessly ]

[ my heart is floating here

and there in the rain ]

[ The Teddy bear lets out a laugh, ]

[ The store lights let out a laugh, ]

[ I can't forget the shambles of

days gone by ]

[ like the inside of a discarded bag ]

[ I will walk where my steps take me, ]

[ and let the rain wash away

these feelings of mine ]

[ Endlessly, Aimlessly ]

[ my heart is floating here

and there in the rain ]

[ The passersby don't know, ]

[ The lonely streetlights don't know, ]

[ The dizzying mass of days long gone ]

[ like a flower bed bursting

recklessly into bloom ]

[ I will walk where my steps take me, ]

[ and let the rain wash away

these feelings of mine ]

[ Endlessly, Aimlessly ]

[ my heart is floating here

and there in the rain ]

Honey.

Honey.

Honey!

The police are here.

What should we do?

Be sure not to panic, okay?

I need to change clothes

I'll explain it all at the station.

It's all my

You Si-one.

What were you saying?.

It's all my fault for being a bad father.

You're the one who said not to panic!

Get in!

The door...

Is Dongho's mom not picking up on purpose?

How could Dongho rat on

his friend like that..

It can't have been Si-one's idea.

It's Dongho's dad's store.

So Dongho suggested it.

Isn't it obvious?

He must be so lonely and scared, my baby.

This is all your fault!

Excuse me!

Just a minute! Wait!

Hold on a minute!

Listen, his mother is parking the car

Can we go in with him?

He's still just a kid.

All right.

Thank you.

Lift your head. Look at me

Dongho dragged you into it, right?

Dongho?

Why would he drag me

Hey, Listen...

Doing a crime on your own

is incredibly lonely and scary.

That's how I imagine it, anyway.

I'll never leave you to feel lonely.

So, I need your cooperation.

Since we're a team.

Actually, the one who suggested it

Hey, hey, wait. Wait!

Get a grip.

Listen to me.

Our family is in a w*r now.

What?

No, I don't mean with each other.

You and me, in this w*r,

we need to protect our women, right?

You know Grandpa's p*stol?

Your grandpa bent the fingers

of a dead Viet Cong.

and took that p*stol, why do you think?

To remember that if he hadn't shot first,

the enemy would've shot him with that g*n.

You get what I mean?

All the men....

What'll you do, huh?

Let's wash your hands.

Up you go!

Dongho says Si-one wanted

to sell the phones

and help out his mom. Damn!

It's your own store.

Let's put this behind us.

If you don't settle,

he'll get a year's sentence.

A mom can't let that happen to her son.

Isn't that so?

Hey, Man-su.

Wonno.

Gimme a smoke.

Sure.

What are you doing?

I started smoking again.

But honey, mind if I talk to

my friend for a sec?

Just talk.

You Don't mind, do you?

Well...

Dongho dragged Si-one into it.

That's what Dongho will testify

Si-one just stood nearby.

What a crock of sh*t!

Dongho turned off the CCTV,

but not the other one.

He didn't know to turn off

the security system.

What if your wife found out.

you use that store at night.

as a place for having sex with women?

And if she heard you bragged about it

to all the men in the neighborhood?

You jobless stinking piece of sh*t!

I'll k*ll you!

One more thing.

You're not buying my home..

Miri, let's go.

Forget buying it.

Honey, be careful.

Are they up there?

Are there many?

How many?

There's more?

That brat..

Two, four, six..

We don't t have to give them back?

Let's make them disappear.

Wonno can't help but cover it up any way.

Right?

Of course.

What tree will you plant?

When the apples ripen, let's make jam.

Will the roots grow over the phones?

The tastiest things grow on filth.

Fertilizer's made from sh*t and piss

Okay, thank you.

Is it true about Grandpa?

He hung himself in this house?

You know his pig farm?

They caught a disease,

and he had to k*ll them all, 20,000 pigs.

How?

He buried them, alive.

But he was always a bit unstable.

Ever since fighting in Vietnam.

In the old barn, he....

you know... but I didn't see it.

Hey.

Sit with me.

Come closer,

Mom doesn't know.

Don't look, don't look!.

I quit.

Throw them out yourself.

Papyrus...

You interviewed there?

I was rejected.

- The name, Go Sijo

- Never heard of it.

And Gu Bummo?

Not sure...

We're visitng people who interviewed there.

Anything unusual happen recently?

Have you felt in danger?

Those two men have disappeared

You may think badly of me,

but even after hearing they died

the thought that comes to mind is,

I wonder what lucky person got hired?

I said "disappeared".

Give me that.

And then,

Mr. You, you said to me, "they died".

Why do you think they're dead?

In today's world, if someone disappears,

then usually...

then usually...

In today's world,

if someone disappears, then usually...

Go Sijo's wife reported him missing.

and after tracking his phone,

we found his car sitting by Itself.

She said after being fired,

he was extremely depressed

Oh my.

A phone contains all of a

person's life, right?.

Who you talked to,.

and also, who you couldn't talk to.

[ 9 missed calls ]

What the!

It's that number! The missed calls.

Umbrella.

Finally, you answered.

You've called the phone of a man

who's gone missing.

Excuse me, but who are you?

I'm head of HR at Papyrus.

Mr. Go interviewed at our company,

and I called to say he was hired.

This is like some kind of curse.

What?

We originally planned to hire a

different applicant

but couldn't reach him, either.

What was that man's name?

That man... hold on, his name...

He scored highest.

Gu... Gu... Gu...

Bummo.

And I knew I'd seen that name before.

[ Gu Bummo ]

Look, kiddo!

They knew each other?.

So, there were two paper men.

They knew each other.

And disappeared at the same time.

We did a painstaking search around the car.

We found traces of Mr. Go's blood.

Blood...

And what might've caused Mr. Go's blood

to spill out of his veins?

A g*n.

A handgun.

Made in North Korea.

A b*llet shell was found

By me.

A b*llet shell!

Pretty scary.

Until I catch the culprit

you must be very careful.

Ri-one.

What kid listens to such music?

I'll contact you as soon as I go missing.

This is not a joking matter.

Drive safely!

Ri-one!

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

My dear Ri-one...

Don't cry... Don't cry.

Don't cry.

I'll bring them back, okay? Stop crying

Just need to do one more.

[ 25 years ]

After you left me,

the hole you left in my chest

hurts me so much!

Thinking I will die, I pray.

Please take this pain from me...

What the hell?

Mr. Choi Sun-chul?

You thought I was a deer?

- For goodness sake.

- I waited all day.

I'm You Man-su.

I was manager of specialty paper at Solar

until they fired me.

The guy from the restroom?

I've got all this free time.

and I envy you so much,

I've been watching your

Instagram every day.

Whoa.

You mean I'm being stalked?

Want to have a drink with me?

Seems like you already had some.

All right.

After slaving for 25 years,

they gave me 25 minutes to clear out.

I walk out of the office,

and the security guard

had my things in a box already

and was standing there, holding it.

They wouldn't let me go down the hallway.

where i'd always walked.

Sent you out the back door?

Exactly.

Idiots!

Hurry up and eat.

Not again!

If you don't eat,

I'll take that paper away!

You need to eat, so your arms get strong,

and your bowing gets stronger.

Why are the men in this house

all hiding something from me, Ri-one?

Why could it be?

Do they want to die?

My quality ratio was 96%.

On those old Bum in machines.

They don't give out Pulp Man

of the Year to any old fool.

Hey, eat up. Eat this.

Right.

If they gave it to any old fool,

I'd have gotten one.

Hey, that's not what I meant!

Sorry, damn.

Damn it, drink up.

"Damn"?

No, I...

Hey! Listen to you.

I freaking love it, damn!

- Have damned drink!

- Let's freaking drink!

Hey, slow down a bit.

To hell with that, I'm drinking fast.

Do they want to die?

So you saw it, or you think you saw it?

I'll die if I keep working like this.

With this much work to do,

I need another manager.

Right.

At your level!

That's what I'm saying!

Man-su my man, you crying?

Feel sorry for me?

Why so soft-hearted?

Ask the higher-ups.

Ask what?

Ask them to hire someone else!

Those tight-assed pricks?

If you sit tight, their asses get tighter!

Demand it!

Just collapse at work one day!

You'll need sick leave!

Production will-stop!

Won't they come to their senses then?

Come to their senses? They'll just fire me.

Recommend. me

We'd work really well together!

Complementing each other.

A Team, B Team.

Sure.

I'll try talking to them.

Oh dear.

So this is the best you got?

I know, water streaks.

It's the cross-link cellulose recipe

of those idiots at Bumin.

But you know,

I've got no other choice.

Even if you use their machines,

you don't have to use their recipe, too.

How can you afford this house

as a line manager?

And that car?

Someone might think

you're pocketing all kinds of cash.

That's not what I think.

but others-might think that way, I mean.

I really don't think that. Here.

Bottoms up.

You okay?

You're dead now.

b*mb shots, okay?

No other choice...

No other choice...

Hurry the hell up!

So freaking cold...

My head...

Where do you keep the...?

What a relief!

I need some air!

Let's go out.

Getting drunk in front of a bonfire

is my life long dream!

You're freaking awesome.

Vodka,

you had more?

Man-superman

you're the best!

I moved here 6 months ago

and it's my first freaking bonfire.

I thought I'd have barbecue every day.

When you get the thing you want,

that's what happens.

My wife was right.

I really don't want to do this.

What?

But if I don't,

the deaths of those other two

are meaningless.

Just a dog's-death.

No...

You shouldn't barbecue dogs!

Sorry, I can't turn on the video.

It's okay. You look at me.

I didn't want to get your hopes up,

but I'm visiting a friend from Moon Paper.

He's got so much work.

the company needs another line manager.

Remember what the detectives said?

- About the interviewees.

- Yeah.

That they died.

Yeah?

So?

I'm worried.

- You go around late at night...

- Hey, I'm okay

How can you be so sure?

Because I'm...

me?

Hey, can't you drop that and come home now?

I don't want to say this, but no.

Don't carry the load by yourself.

Even a sheet of paper is

better lifted together.

That's a favorite saying in our Industry

A sheet of paper.

If the four of us band together,

we can beat this.

Six.

I know, Si-two Ri-two

I'm going to bring them back.

You'd be good at gardening or bonsai, too

People live to 100, you have time.

This is my last interview.

Up until now I've been digging,

now I need to plant the tree.

If you do something bad,

I'm doing it with you, okay?

Hey, don't worry.

I think my friend woke up.

- Your cheek...

- I'll call tomorrow, okay? Bye

Honey!

Si-one, Si-one!

It's okay.

I dug in the ground.

There?

There really was something.

He cut up a pig?

Like when he barbecued a pig

for us last year?

He put a whole pig in the ground

to fertilize the tree.

Must've been so tough for him.

So that's what it was,

a pig...

Did the interview go well?

Yeah.

Did you sleep well?

Just one minute.

59, 58, 57...

Count up, not down.

1. 2, 3, 4...

So you drank, in the end.

Yeah.

You smell of smoke, too.

We had a barbecue at my friend's place.

He's been on his own six month's.

but he's lonely already.

Divorced?

They split up because of the house.

He wanted to live in nature,

but she refused.

Can that be a reason?

Splitting up over that?

I'm sorry.

When I was doing my degree,

I couldn't have fun with you.

You shouldn't have lived so hard.

How many seconds? 30?

That must've been hard for you.

So what i realized while going

through that ordeal

is you need a creative plan.

The important thing is to shift

your perspective.

In the execution phase,

you have to be persistent and bold.

When necessary,

at any time you need to be able to say no.

We have a "lights-out system".

Recently we built a

fully automated factory.

Lights out?

- Since AI doesn't need lights turned on.

- Right.

The days of tapping a roll

with a stick are over.

Yes, of course.

Any way, we quite urgently need you

to oversee the test run.

When you say fully automated,

the workers...

...will have to be reduced, right?

That's the whole point of the system.

No other choice.

Do you have any objection?.

If you don't like it, you can say no

Not at all.

How can you go against the times?

But at any rate,

you need one person to

watch over it all, right?

So 5 years ago, there was a secret bid

at Minting and Security Printing Corp?

Yes, the competition was fierce then.

Solar, where I worked

was one of the three designated companies.

We never even considered bidding.

Then who made the bid?

Two people facing off as representatives

of the two major paper companies.

Who were the rivals in this

bloody bidding w*r?

Gu Bummo and

Go Sijo!

The day he returned

from his business trip to Daejeon...

His sleep-talking woke me up

in the middle of the night.

He started crying and whining,

saying things like "It's not fair".

and "Don't insult me!"

Then after that,

wouldn't you know...

He was surely asleep,

but he gathered the phlegm

in his mouth and...

He spit on his own face.

It startled him too, and he woke up.

The day he came back from Daejeon?

"It's so unfair"?

As you know,

Minting and Security Printing corps

in Daejeon.

Was that when it started?

He just listened to music here,

avoided going to bed with me.

After he got fired, he drank all day,

developed depression...

Oh my god.

He didn't bring his medication.

Honey.

where in the world are you?

Does your husband own a

handgun by any chance?

Can I ask why you take so long to answer?

If you own a firearm,

you need to report it, right?

He didn't do that

What's more,

it vanished with my husband

He could...

commit suicide with it.

Please find him quickly.

Was it one of these?

This one?

Gu Bummo's wife really said that?

So be wary of Gu Bummo.

Remember his face.

Gu Bummo k*lled Go Sijo and ran away?

Wow, this is...

Honey!

Got something to say?

Congrats on your first day at work.

This weekend, should we do a pig roast?.

- No.

- No way!

It's too cold for that now.

Quit the clinic and take up tennis again.

I'll buy you a new racket.

I'm not doing that anymore.

I'll save money.

Si-two Ri-two, house!

House!

Ri-one, come here! Don't play over there.

A snail! A snail!

I called the real estate agent

Said we'll keep the house.

Oh.

We planted an apple tree here,

how can we sell it?

Exactly.

Ri-one!

Ri-one!

I'll see you later.

Bugs are eating it alive.

[ ...will ease up sometime this morning. ]

[ After the nightime rain ]

[ Which seem to mourn passing of autumn, ]

[ the temparature also dropped sharply, ]

[ bringing us one step closer to winter. ]

Going to school already?

Dongho and I are meeting early.

Are you two still friends?

Even after what happened last...