[gate creaks open]
Ursula >> Okay.
[gate clunks closed]
[footsteps]
Nicky, this place is freaky.
Why do we have to do
this tonight?
Nicky >> Because
it's a full moon
and the witches' Guide Book
to Pay Back says it has
to be a full moon.
And besides anything's worth
knocking Heather off
her diva perch, right?
Ursula >> Okay, what do I do?
Nicky >> Okay, you have to find
a headstone with the name
Wickersham written on it
and light three candles.
>> How are we supposed to find a
headstone that says Wickersham?
>> There's one over there,
by that tree.
>> How would you know that?
>> Because my daddy's
buried here.
Hello.
>> So right here?
>> Yup.
Three candles.
[music]
Freaky.
[music]
>> Ow!
OW!
[glass scrape]
[music]
[thunder]
[music]
[whoosh!]
[screams!]
[music]
[Nicky laughs]
Omigawd!
You totally got punked!
>> You suck!
[laughter]
>> Omigawd...
You totally got punked, Urs!
>> You suck.
You suck, you suck,
you suck, Nicky!
Migawd!
That's awesome.
[thunder]
>> You totally got punked!
>> Look at you!
Look at you!
That's awesome.
>> Isn't that good?
Works like a snare.
I just slipped this string
through the hook
when you were messing
with the candles.
I made it myself this morning.
>> And the spell?
>> Oh, the spell?
Oh, really?
No, you know what?
Don't believe
Come on, let's go.
That was so worth it.
Don't be a punk, Urs.
It's fun.
>> That was not funny at all.
>> It's all fun and games.
[lightning cracks]
[thunder crashes]
[rolling thunder]
>> That guy must have pissed
somebody off.
[music]
Nicky >> What is it?
>> I don't know.
A book but there's
no writing on it.
>> Let me see.
Oh, here's some writing.
"Who shall ever freely give
thy soul to these pages
will be requited with a power
beyond their worth.
Thy written word is thy bond."
[music]
Drippy.
[music]
>> What do you think it means?
>> I don't know.
It's a book.
Who cares?
>> I don't think so.
I think fate put it in my hands.
>> Oh yes, Ursula, the universe
is w
>> No, I mean, think about it.
You bring me to
to punk me.
Lighting strikes a minister's
grave out of nowhere
and we find this?
I mean, what are the odds?
>> Maybe there's a book
in every grave.
Yeah, yeah, like Bibles
in hotel rooms.
>> No, it's special.
I know it is.
[music]
And it's mine.
[music]
[school bell rings]
Mr. Rogers >> If you
remember what we talked about
last class, a compound
is defined as a chemical
combination of two
or more elements.
The chemical bond is the
glue that holds the atoms
of different elements together.
Now the way we're going to do
that is we're going to take
element One which coincidentally
happens to be element One
on the periodic table -
hydrogen.
We're going to combine that
hydrogen with our second
element, which is number,
Eight on the periodic table.
Heather >> Excuse me,
Mr. Rogers.
>> What is it?
Hi, there!
I'll talk to you two
after class.
Your question, Miss Gray?
>> Never mind.
>> Yeah, I figured as much.
Okay, so if there are no other
objections maybe we can
make a reasonable effort to
continue the experiment, yes?
Hm?
Shall we?
>> They are like total freaks.
Mr. Rogers >> Now,
if we combine the hydrogen....
>> Just once...[unclear]
in the a*s
for the world to see.
>> I don't t
Mr. Rogers >> In their natural
states both are volatile gasses,
however when combined under the
right proportions and under the
right conditions they bond
to form a stable compound, H2O.
>> Ursula!
Mr. Rogers >> So, no longer
are these two independent
elements gasses.
The electrons have formed
a chemical bond and changed
the gasses into a liquid solid.
[music]
Craig >> Do you know what
he's writing his poly-sci
paper on?
Ursula >> What?
Craig >> Why America should
invade Mexico.
Andrew >> Could solve the
borders problem, include
100 million tax paying citizens,
and virtually wipe out
the national debt.
Ursula >> Mmm...masochist.
You know Miss Saunders
is a hard core liberal.
Andrew >> Yeah, that's why
I think she would be open
to such a radical
change of policy.
>> Like keeping the freaks
and geeks away from
the pep rally today?
Of course I'm just kidding, it's
a must attend for all students.
>> Dead or alive, I'm sure.
>> Some people just don't get
high school, do they Heather?
>> That's because they don't
know where they belong.
>> That's true.
>> High school's a microcosm
of life.
There's the upper class,
the middle class
and the lower class.
>> That is so true, Heather.
>> It's up to those of us
in the upper class to be
considerate of the less
fortunate with little
or no future to look forward to.
>> Heather, you are so giving.
>> Right, well if high school's
a microcosm or life then hell
must play as a viable option.
[smooch]
[groans]
Heather >> Kyle, not here.
>> Why not?
Everyone else is eating here.
>> That's gross.
>> That depends on who's eating.
>> Here's an idea.
Why don't you guys cream
yourselves on the other side
of the pit so I can
keep my lunch down?
>> Why don't you shut up, freak.
[laughter]
>> Oh, god...
>> Oh-oh.
Oh, it's coming.
[hacking, coughing]
>> Omigawd.
[hacking, retching]
Andrew >> Just let it go.
Heather >> That is totally
gross.
Okay, why don't you take
your freak show on the road.
I'm sure the whole student
body will thank you for
Nicky >> Oh, don't fall.
Watch yourself.
Kyle >> You okay?
You don't mind, do you dork?
>> Oh!
Kyle >> I didn't think so.
>> I hate them.
Nicky >> I hate them, too.
Craig >> Well, you made the
right call keeping your teeth
over your fries.
>> Wouldn't it be horrible
if they dropped Heather
on her head during
one of those
big pep rally moves?
>> Yeah, I think two broken
legs would be better.
Body cast, muscles atrophy.
Six weeks later
she's hobbling around on a pair
of hair covered pasty twigs.
>> How can we make it happen?
>> Bribe the guys who catch her.
>> What do you
think it'd cost me?
>> Your virginity.
>> Small price to pay.
>> Tiny.
[music]
>> "Who shall ever freely give
thy soul to these pages
will be requited with a power
beyond their world.
Thy written word is thy bond."
[music]
>> "Dear diary.
I have never tried to put
my thoughts on paper before.
Dominique is my best friend.
I can tell her anything
and I would trust her to death.
I wish I was more like her.
She never seems to be afraid
of anything.
For the most part school's okay.
Although I can't stand
some of the other students.
The cheerleaders are the worst.
They think they're better
than everyone else and make it
a point to humiliate anyone who
doesn't fall in line with them.
Her name is Heather Gray.
She's pretty with a great body.
But I can honestly
say I hate her.
I hate her more
than anything else.
I hate her more than
anything else at school,
or anywhere else
for that matter.
I wish she would break
both of her perfect legs."
[music]
Nicky >> School really
sucks this year, Dad.
I can't wait to go to college.
I don't know where
I'm going to go but any place
is better than here.
I think Mom's more lost
than I am.
I can't believe she married
that creep.
He got laid off
and she had to go back to work
and now that I'm at school
I just don't see her anymore.
She goes to work before
I get home and goes to bed
about an hour before I get up.
[music]
>> I'm still mad at you
for dying.
[music]
Don't worry I'll forgive you.
I forgive you.
[crowd noise]
Heather >> Hey, look who it is,
the geek sisters.
>> Hey, Ursula, Nate's
looking for a new girlfriend.
How do you feel about wearing
a paper bag over your head?
[laughter]
>> Don't listen to him, Ursula.
They're poison.
You don't have to swallow it.
[music]
[WHACK!]
[SCREECH...!]
[SQUEAL...!]
[CRASH!]
>> OW! OW! OW! OW!
[SCREAMS...]
[music]
Omigawd!
[music]
Nicky >> I can't believe
they closed school.
You know, it's not like
she's dead.
She just broke her legs.
>> I did it Nicky, I wrote
in the book and it happened.
>> What book?
>> The diary we found.
>> Look, whatever you wrote
in the diary had nothing
to do with Heather's accident,
okay?
You're just feelin
I don't feel guilty at all.
The truth is...
I feel good.
>> You feel good?
>> I mean, I feel like Heather,
strong and important.
For the first time in my life
something I said had meaning.
And I don't know how, but what
I wrote in that book happened.
And the weird thing
is I knew it would.
>> Okay, so you're saying that
the book broke Heather's legs?
>> No, I broke her legs
because I believed.
>> Believed what?
>> In the power of the book.
>> Really?
Well, can you do me a favour
and ask the book to give me
bigger boobs please, and Kyle
Keeler, a wicked case of acne.
>> You don't believe me.
>> No, I don't.
I don't believe you have a book
that grants people wishes.
>> You want proof?
I'll give you proof.
But I think acne's bit weak for
Kyle Keeler's pretty boy face.
I think we need blisters,
big oozy blisters.
>> Mm.
>> How big?
>> What?
>> Your boobs, how big
do you want them?
>> Oh.
Ohhh...not to be greedy,
but, you know, I was thinking
like, a full 'C'.
And mention something about
sh
shape in there because
I don't want to sacrifice
perky for porky.
[music]
[door squeaks closed]
Mom >> Hi, baby, I made a tuna
noodle casserole for dinner.
It's in the oven.
>> I got to tell you about
what happened at school today.
>> I'm late for work, baby.
>> It's kind of important, Mom.
>> And so is my job, Nicky.
If I'm not on that stage in half
an hour, I'm going to lose it.
>> So do the strip joints, Mom.
>> I know what that's
supposed to mean,
but I don't have time
to get mad about it.
And we can talk about your
school in the morning.
[door squeaks closed]
Frank >> You missed dinner.
Your mother worries about
you Dominique, and so do I.
>> Well don't, Frank.
I'm a big girl.
I can take care of myself.
>> I g
>> I've got to do my homework.
>> Sure.
That's a good idea.
[footsteps]
[door clatters open, closed]
[music]
>> So much for
divine intervention.
[music]
>> Okay, folks, remember,
this is an exam,
so there will be no sharing
of any results with anybody
but your lab partner, okay?
Now, you need to take great
care with the temperatures
that you're creating
right now, okay?
These chemicals are volatile
and highly, highly corrosive.
Hey!
[scuffling]
[crash]
>> Oof!
[hissing gas]
>> Jackass, he deserves
what he gets.
>> Rogers won't fail him
because he doesn't want him
back next year.
Trust me.
>> I'm not talking
about failing him.
>> Oh, yeah...
that's right.
Well, in
Well, in case you didn't notice
the boob fairy didn't pay
me a visit last night, Urs.
>> Okay, folks, could I get one
of the partners to come up
and get the next element please.
Nicky >> Don't worry about it.
I got it.
And chill on this book thing.
[footsteps]
>> How's Heather?
>> What's it to you?
>> It was a horrible accident.
I feel bad for her.
>> You know what?
Whatever.
Come on.
>> Jerk.
>> Well, I certainly appreciate
the sentiment, Miss Davis.
>> Thank you, Mr. Rogers.
[music]
>> Next.
[music]
[burble]
[music]
[burble]
[music]
>> Petooie!
[CRASH]
[SMASH!]
Kyle >> UH! UH! UH! UH!
Mr. Rogers >> MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
[screams]
[CRASH!]
[SMASH!]
[music]
>> Ursula!
[music]
[Ursula laughs]
Nicky >> Ursula!
[clatter of stretcher wheels]
[Ursula's laughing]
>> It's not funny.
>> Yes, it is.
>> No, it's not.
He just burned his face.
>> I wonder how much Heather
wants to suck face with him now?
Nicky >> What's the matter
with you?
Ursula >> What's the matter
with you?
You're the one
who wanted proof.
You got it.
You're the one who
picked him, remember?
>> Picked him for what?
>> To prove a point.
>> Are you saying you had
something to do
with Kyle's accident?
>> Accident?
[laughs]
>> You're mental, you know that?
>> Okay, come on, let's go.
Come on, Urs.
>> Yeah, that's right.
Drag your lover back
to your dirty hole
where you belong.
>> You think you can hurt me?
I can cause you more pain
than you could ever imagine.
>> You cause Joey
and I pain just looking at you.
>> I'll see what
I can do to stop that.
>> Okay, come on, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
[music]
>> What are you doing?
You basically just confessed to
what happened to Kyle out there!
What are doing?
>> So what?
They can't prove anything.
You saw how it happened.
>> Oh...
right.
What's that?
Oh...
What's with the writing?
That wasn't there before.
>> I don't know.
It just appeared after
I started writing.
Ephemeris Diaboli.
It's like music.
>> What are you doing?
>> I'm going to write a little
love note to Joey Aberra.
>> No, absolutely not.
>> It's mine!
You don't touch it!
>> Ursula, look at me.
All right, this book is
doing something to you.
>> It's making me stronger.
>> No, it's not.
It's making you sick.
Look at yourself.
[music]
>> Oh, god.
>> Yeah, it's the book.
It's evil.
It only responds to hatred.
We've got to get you help.
>> No!
It's my book.
[footsteps]
>> Urs!
[music]
[music]
>> Diaboli.
[music]
Diaboli.
Think Latin, think Latin,
think all languages.
Latin, Sanskrit.
[music]
Diaboli, devil...
Latin translation
for devil or Lucifer.
[music]
>> Ephemeris...
diary.
[music]
Devil's diary...
Devil's diary.
[music]
Devil's diary.
How does it land
in ambitious hands?
[music]
Sumeris diaboli.
[music]
[footsteps]
>> I swear to god, Heather,
his face was totally burned.
>> Omigawd.
Poor Kyle.
>> We don't think it was
an accident, do we, Lisa?
>> It was Ursula Wilson.
She's a witch.
>> What?
What are you talking about?
>> She was laughing at him
when they wheeled him
out of the Chem Lab.
>> You're kidding!
>> She threatened to hurt
Joey, too...tell her, Lisa.
>> I heard her talking
to Dominique in the bathroom.
She put some kind of spell
on him and was about
to do the same thing to Joey
when Dominique stopped her.
>> Wait, what kind of spell?
>> Well, they didn't say,
but she has this book she
used to make accidents happen.
>> Omigawd.
Maybe they used the book on me.
>> My god, Heather.
They are so jealous...
>> Georgia!
That thing is all that keeps
me from feeling what's left
of my legs.
>> I'm so sorry, Heather.
>> Okay, now who else
knows about this book?
>> Nobody, just us.
>> Good.
Let's keep it that way.
We need a plan to get that book.
Mirror.
Georgia, I look like
a slutty raccoon.
>> Really?
I think you look hot.
>> Yeah, so do I.
[music]
Nicky >> Hello.
Father Mulligan >> Mm-hum.
There's no hunchback
in the bell tower.
I promise.
Dominique, I don't think
I've seen you since your
mother remarried.
>> Yeah well, it's been
a real treat.
>> It's got to be hard
being a stepfather
for someone who's never had
their own children.
>> I'd rather not
talk about it, Father.
>> Well, if you ever want to,
know that our conversation
would be confidential.
What has you so concerned?
[paper rustles]
>> Have you seen this before?
[music]
>> Ephemeris Diaboli.
[m
[music]
Can't say that I have.
>> It means a diary
of the devil.
It was a book that
was made by Satan.
It was given to the pharaoh
when Moses led his people
out of Egypt.
It's said to manifest anything
evil that's written in it.
>> Frightening prospect.
>> Yeah, Ursula found it
in the graveyard.
>> Oh, that's impossible.
This book would be
thousands of years old.
>> No, it's the same book.
It's the same as the picture
and she's writing stuff in it
right now.
Bad stuff, and it's happening.
It's changing her.
>> It's changing her, how?
>> She's totally
obsessed with the book.
All she can think about is hate.
>> Well, the first step
would be to stop her
from writing in the book.
[music]
>> "I hate Joey Aberra
and I wish he was blind."
[music]
Nicky >> But she doesn't
trust me anymore.
>> Well, then you need to find
a way to get it from her.
Look, I can get us help here.
There are people in the church
who know about these
type of things.
[music]
>> "I wish he'd lose his eyes."
[music]
Mulligan >> But as bad as it is,
we can beat this.
You know, good doesn't exist
because we believe in God,
just like evil doesn't exist
because we believe in Satan.
[screams!]
We can fight it...
with faith.
Now go home and get some sleep.
In the morning you do
what you can to get the book
from your friend.
[music]
[alarm clock rings]
>> OH!
>> Shhh...
Urs!
>> I thought you were my friend.
>> I am.
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT!
You want my book.
>> No, Urs, I want to help you.
>> You want me dead.
That's why you went
to that priest for help.
>> Huh?
>> That's right.
The book shows me everything.
Even what you think!
And right now it says
YOU WANT TO DIE!
The demons of hell want
a taste of you, Dominique.
You're my gift to them.
[music]
[wild laughter]
[music]
[screams]
[panting]
>> Ohhh...
[music]
Frank >> 'Morning.
>> Huh...!
>> Get out of my room, Frank.
[footsteps]
[slam!]
>> Ohh!
[music]
[intermingled voices]
Lisa >> We know what you are
and what you did.
Georgia >> Watch out
for falling houses.
>> What?
What are you talking about?
[footsteps]
>> Did you hear what happened
to Joey Aberra last night?
>> No.
>> They poked both
of his eyeballs out.
>> Omigawd!
>> He was playing pool and
he had this freak accident.
Eddie said that one of his
eyeballs actually rolled across
the pool table and then
went into a pocket.
Can you imagine?
>> I'd rather not.
Have you seen Ursula at all?
>> No, but she's been acting
really weird lately.
She's been talking to herself
a lot, and laughing at stuff
that's not funny.
[school bell rings]
Um...I'
[footsteps]
[pages flip]
>> Oh, look here,
Steve Kowalski,
lover boy from junior prom.
[music]
You're so hot,
aren't you, Steve?
I have a feeling you're going
to be the hottest boy in school.
[music]
[multi-footsteps]
[bump]
>> Oof!
[multi-footsteps]
>> Devil's diary?
Nicky >> Um-hum.
>> Yeah, I mean, it seems
pretty out there, Dominique.
>> Okay, you saw what happened
with Kyle and Heather, right?
Was that a freak accident?
I mean she wanted something
bad to happen,
she wrote it in the diary.
>> Yeah, but maybe she wrote
them after, to pretend
she has magic powers.
>> Yeah, I know,
but look, I saw her, okay?
We talked about it
before she did it.
Just like with Joey Aberra,
it like she wanted something bad
to happen and it happened.
Really, how else do you explain
somebody getting their eyes
poked out with a pool cue?
Craig >> They were drunk?
>> He just explained it.
>> You know what?
Forget it, forget it.
See you later.
Craig >> Hey, wait...
>> No, it's
>> No, it's fine.
Effy >> Dominique,
I believe you.
Craig >> You always do.
>> Thank you, Effy.
[fire bell rings]
>> Great!
[fire bell rings...]
[intermingled voices]
Nate >> Kowalski was welding
something and it just
burst into flames.
Georgia >> Omigawd!
How?
Nate >> It all happened so fast.
All I remember is Kowalski
was using the arc welder.
I heard a loud crackle,
pulled off my mask.
All I saw was a flash of light
that swallowed him up.
Next thing I know
he was on fire.
It was sick.
The weird thing was, I had
just finished telling him
about Joey, like a minut
I know there's something...
off about this school.
It ain't natural.
[music]
>> All right, tell us again
about this book
and what you think it can do.
[music]
>> Thanks for coming,
Father Sanchez.
>> Time is not a luxury we have
if Ephemeris Diaboli
has truly been unearthed.
Have you seen it?
>> A young woman has it.
Apparently she's already
begun writing in it.
>> Then we have no time.
The book has started spreading
it's evil and will soo
into the hands of one
with more ambition.
[music]
Georgia >> Oh, my god.
Is this it?
All right.
>> Okay, so what's the plan?
>> You go in and get the book.
>> That's your plan?
You guys nuts?
>> You saw what she did
to Heather, to Kyle and Joey.
>> Kyle would do it for you.
You know he would.
>> I'll tell you what.
You go in and get the book,
and maybe...
I'll give you a little...
bonus.
>> Are you in, too?
>> Don't be gross, Nate.
>> Just get the book, okay?
[music]
He's going around the back.
[music]
[dialing beeps]
[phone rings]
Hello.
Nate >> It looks like she's
doing a spell right now.
>> How do you know?
>> Because there's candles
and crap all over the bedroom.
Okay, I'm ready.
>> It's go time.
[music]
Georgia >> Remember we have
to stall her until Nate
gets out of there.
>> And how do we do that?
>> Lisa, please,
we're cheerleaders.
[ding-dong]
[phone rings]
>> Hello?
Nate >> She's not moving.
Ring the door again.
[ding-dong]
Yeah, she's
ignoring the door.
Bang on the door
and make some noise.
[bam, bam, bam...]
All right.
[music]
Okay, okay.
Here, she's coming.
[music]
Oof...
[grunts]
[music]
[door clicks open]
Georgia >> Hi, Ursula.
You look good.
>> What do you want?
[music]
We just wanted to apologize
for the way we treated you
the other day.
>> No, you don't.
>> Yes, we do.
Don't we, Lisa?
>> Yeah, we were so rude
and stuff.
[music]
>> I'm the lower class,
remember?
Let's keep it simple.
I hate you, you hate me.
>> No, no, we want
to be friends, all of us...
me and Lisa, Heather.
>> Heather?
>> Yeah, it was her idea
to come and see you.
>> Don't you ever say her name!
>> What are you doing?
>> Do you have any idea
how close you are to dying?
You just made the top
of my list you stupid wh*re!
[music]
[glass smashes]
>> Let go of me!
[music]
>> Now who's dead
you stupid b*tch!
>> NO!
NO!
[music]
[footsteps]
>> All right, we did it, Lisa!
Nate >> We?
I had to jump through a window!
>> Oh, don't worry,
I'd do a lot more
than tha
>> That's what I'm talking
about.
>> We got the wrong book!
>> What?
>> The pages are all blank.
>> Not a chance, you saw it.
She was treating that thing
like it was the burning bush.
>> Omigawd, Lisa's right!
They're blank.
They're all blank.
>> That is the book.
You saw how crazy she went
when we took it, right?
>> There's nothing in it.
>> Maybe only witches
can read it, I don't know.
>> Like under a special
light or something?
>> Her lights were off.
She had candles everywhere.
>> If you're right,
Heather's going to k*ll me.
[intermingled voices]
[footsteps]
>> What's the matter?
>> Maybe we should keep it.
>> What are you talking about?
We have to give it to Heather.
>> Why? We could just tell her
that we never found it.
We could say that we went
there, but there was no book.
>> What happens when she
talks to Nate?
>> Nate won't be a problem.
Once I give him what he
wants he'll say anything
I tell him to.
We could just tell Heather
that he got the wrong book
and there was no way
we could get back inside.
>> Georgia, my god, would
you listen to yourself?
We're not going to lie
to Heather.
Now, come on.
[music]
[whoosh, crack of thunder]
[footsteps]
[rustle of flipping pages]
>> So how does it work?
Georgia >> I think you write
in it.
>> Then where's the writing?
Where's the stuff
she wrote about me and Kyle?
Georgia >> I don't know.
[sound of approaching car]
Andrew >> Five hundred bucks.
Craig >> Shut up.
I knew all about it.
>> Hey!
Ursula's Mom gets home by five,
so no stopping for eats, okay?
[flapping pages]
>> Maybe she tore the pages out.
>> There's no pages missing.
Either this is the wrong book
or you guys got totally punked.
>> We haven't got punked,
Heather, this is the right book.
I can feel it.
>> You can feel it, can you?
Nicky >> I'm going over now.
I'll see you guys there.
>> What's the matter?
You don't like my car?
>>
>> No.
[laughs]
A little tact was
in order there, no?
>> Oh, that was tact
for Dominique.
>> You know what?
I like it.
It reminds me of those
old movies where nobody
ever had sex.
>> Right.
Let's go.
>> Okay, you write.
I'll dictate.
"Ursula Wilson is an ugly tr*mp
who deserves to lose all
of her teeth, all of her hair
and choke on her own vomit."
>> That is totally gross,
Heather.
>> Thank you.
[music]
[knock, knock, knock]
>> Urs!
[music]
[door clatters open]
Urs!
Urs?
Ursula, it's me, Dom.
Hey, hi.
[knock, knock]
It's me, Dom.
>> Oh...
[sobs]
What? Hello?
[snap, snap]
Hey, what's going on?
>> I just feel sick.
[sobs]
[music]
They ruined it.
They ruined it.
>> Omigawd.
>> They ruined it.
[music]
[heaving sounds]
[choking sounds]
>> Okay, we've
got to get you to the bathroom.
[retches]
Let's go, let's go.
Okay...
Okay, come on, let's go.
Let's go.
[retching]
[knock, knock, knock]
That's Andy.
I'll be right back.
>> Dominique!
[footsteps]
>> Finally.
>> Hi, Okay...
I need you to call 911!
>> Oh wait, what's happened?
>> Someone's taken the diary
and they're using it to hurt
Ursula, I think.
[violent vomiting]
>> Okay...I can't do this.
Hey, hey!
>> Really? You can't stay
and help a friend?
>> This is scary stuff, okay?
Listen to her!
>> Yeah, I know, it's scary,
isn't it Craig?
Listen, to her.
She's sick in there
and may be dying.
I think she needs our help.
>> How am I supposed
to help her, okay?
If you're right about th
of getting hurt even worse!
>> Hey, let's just calm down!
[door squeaks]
Okay, where is the book now?
>> There's no doubt in my mind
either Heather
or Georgia has it.
[door slams]
[footsteps]
Effy >> The ambulance
is on its way.
Nicky >> Urs?
[rattle, rattle]
Andrew >> Open it up!
[knock, knock, knock]
[retching]
>> Urs! Urs!
Ursula...
Wha...?
Ursula, come on, open the door!
[grunts...]
What is that?
Urs!
[whoosh]
What's that noise?
[bam, bam, bam]
[SCREAMS]
>> Oh, stop that!
URS!
[SCREAMS]
[intense music]
Oh, gawd, what is it?
[SCREAMS]
URS!
Andrew >> Open it!
>> Come on!
[music]
[slow measured footsteps]
[door squeaks open]
[SCREAMS]
>> Urs...
Oh, gawd,
No! No!
Ursula! No!
Come on.
What is going on?
Urs!
Urs!
[music]
Nicky >> It was horrible.
She didn't even
look like Ursula.
Sanchez >> The evil
of the book consumed.
To write in it is a pact
with Satan for your soul.
Mulligan >> Do you know
who has the book now?
>> I think I do, um...
classmates,
girls that aren't very nice.
>> Ephemeris Diaboli will always
move into more ambitious hands.
It is the way of evil.
It is the way evil works
in this world.
>> Okay, how do we destroy it?
Sanchez >> It cannot be
destroyed any more than man
can destroy evil itself.
>> So if people are getting
hurt, do you not think
we should call the police?
>> This is a battle
for souls, child.
The laws of man are blind
to such things.
>> So what are we going to do?
>> You must bring the bo
>> Oh, forget it, forget it.
It's not happening.
Mulligan >> Do you understand
how important it is you bring
the book back here, Dominique?
>> No, do you understand
that these kids don't like me.
I could end up worse
than Ursula without even
saying another word to them.
>> You're scared.
>> Yeah.
I'm scared.
[sobs]
I came here because
I don't know what to do.
I don't what to do.
I'm not even religious.
I'm sorry, Father.
>> Did you hold it?
>> Yeah...no, yes.
>> Was there any
desire to keep it?
>> Not like Urs.
I mean she was hot for it
the moment she picked it up.
>> Hot for it?
>> Yeah, she was, you know,
she was into it.
She was weird from the
day she got the book.
>> Absolute power corrupts
the mind and the soul.
The diary offers absolute
power to do only evil things.
Even those with soundest,
the strongest of faith
would be hard pressed not
to give in to the temptation
of the power
that it puts in their hands.
>> So what happens
if you write in the book?
>> You're given a choice,
Dominique.
They can walk away,
or they can give in
to the power of the book.
You see ignorance does not
condemn your soul to damnation.
Acceptance of your actions does.
You make a choice to decide
what the book has to offer
and your soul is lost.
Look at me, child.
Do you understand the difference
between good and evil?
>> I think I do.
>> So does Ephemeris Diaboli.
It must be looked upon
as a living thing
with all the power of hell.
[music]
[phone rings]
>> It's her answering
machine again.
>> Try her cell.
>> I tried her cell.
She's obviously avoiding me.
>> Georgia wouldn't do that.
She worships the ground
you walk on.
[beep]
[phone rings]
>> Hello.
>> Thanks for answering.
I feel honored.
>> What do you want, Heather?
>> Excuse me?
What do I want?
You could start
with a little respect.
Last time I looked, I was
still head cheerleader.
>> I know that, Heather.
I'm just really busy.
My Mom is completely
on my back about my term paper.
>> Whatever.
Guess who just walked in here?
Lisa and Nate.
And guess what piece of news
they carried with them?
>> I don't know.
>> Ursula Wilson had
an accident this afternoon,
just like you wrote
in that book.
>> Are you sure?
>> Would I be calling you
if I wasn't sure?
Now I need you to do
two things immediately.
One is write the following
in that book.
"I want Heather Gray to have
a miraculous recovery
and be healed by morning."
>> Heather...
>> And second, is get your a*s
over here like yesterday
with that book so we can take
care of some real business.
Georgia, are you
listening to me?
I'm not kidding.
Oh...!
[beep]
That tr*mp just hung up on me.
>> Georgia wouldn't do that.
>> Excuse me.
I think I know when a tr*mp
hangs up on me.
>> I'm not surprised.
She said she'd have sex
with me if I helped her.
>> Nate!
It's hardly the same thing.
You're a tackle.
I'm the captain of the
hottest squad in the state.
Dial her again, Lisa.
[dialing beeps]
[phone rings]
>> "I want Heather Gray
to have a tragic accident."
[music]
[music]
[snarling roar]
[music]
>> "I want a body to k*ll for,
and every boy who sees me
to want me desperately."
[music]
>> It's not that complicated.
We have to get the book.
>> What, the same book
that k*lled Ursula?
>> It's not a g*n.
She has to write what she wants
to happen for it to happen.
>> Yeah, that's the problem.
What if she's already written
something about us in it like,
if we attack her, we die?
>> Because it doesn't
work like that.
>> How do you know how it works?
>> Because I saw
what it did to Ursula.
Look...
We're not alone in this.
I mean Father Mulligan
found a priest who knows
all about the book.
He's been searching for it
for years.
>> Then why don't they
do something?
>> Well, they will.
We have to give them
the book, Andrew.
Now listen to me.
I kn
to wrap your head around, but
I can't do this without you.
>> Uh...Well, what's your plan?
>> To provoke Georgia
into writing in the book
and then stopping her
before she does.
>> That's suicide.
>> Pretty much,
if we don't get the book.
Well, you wanted to kiss me,
didn't you?
>> For about two years.
So what makes you think
that she'll have it with her?
>> Basic understanding
of human nature.
[music]
>> Georgia, what's going on?
>> What's it look like?
They're fighting over me.
>> What?
>> They love me, Lisa, they
just want to be close to me.
>> Did you write this
in the book?
>> You're just jealous.
You've always been jealous
of me.
>> What are you talking about?
>> You and Heather both.
Well, guess what?
It's my time now.
>> They're k*lling each other
and you're just laughing.
>> So what?
They're just stupid guys.
>> You did this!
You wrote something in that book
to make guys fight over you,
didn't you?
>> It's not what
I meant to happen.
>> You have to stop it, Georgia.
>> I don't have
to stop anything.
Do you understand that?
I ca
And you better get on board
with that, Lisa,
before you lose your head.
[music]
[multi-footsteps]
>> Yeah, I don't know why
I want it really...
Lisa >> Dominique!
Dominique!
Dominique, please!
It's about the book.
Georgia's been writing in it.
We have to stop her.
[music]
>> Okay, we can't lose sight
of her, all right?
Not even for a moment.
>> Dom, are you sure
you want to do this?
I mean if she writes
something in that book...
>> Don't let her.
Please, don't let her.
[music]
>> You took that book from
Ursula and I want it back.
>> The first one who runs around
the entire school three times
gets to buy me lunch.
How did I forget about you?
>> I don't know.
I guess it's easy to forget
about the lower class.
>> Oh, so true.
[music]
>> You used that
book to k*ll Ursula.
>> Sorry.
I know how close you two were.
But I'll tell what I'll do
to make it up to you.
>> What's that?
>> I'll hook you up
with every boy in the school.
Would you like that?
>> You're one sick psychopath.
>> Maybe, but you're going
to be one very popular freak
because I'm writing
an invitation.
[music]
Craig >> Is it just me
or does Georgia look really...?
>> Hot?
>> Yes!
I never realized her a*s
was so...
>> Bulbous.
>> Yes.
>> Excuse me.
We can hear you.
>> So?
Tell me she's not hot, Effy.
>> Since when do you find
slutty hot?
>> Oh, since her
body went Playboy.
>> It's an illusion.
She's using the book to make
herself look good.
>> Yeah, well, it's working.
>> Come on, I know
where she's going.
[music]
>> Okay, you guys wait here
in case she gets by me.
>> Wait, I'm going with you.
No offense, but Dominique's
been our friend a lot longer
than j
>> Whatever.
[music]
>> Lisa, wait!
How do you know Georgia's
even back here?
>> Heather and Georgia come
back here when they want to
hide out or party during school.
[music]
[door clicks open]
[footsteps]
>> I have a strange feeling
you're following me Lisa.
>> What are you writing?
>> The deep dark secrets
of my soul.
[music]
Are you scared?
>> Should I be?
>> Yes.
You're a threat, Lisa.
I can't trust you
to keep your head.
>> Oof!
[music]
[bashes, grunts of struggle]
[panting]
>> Grab the book!
[music]
[WHAP!]
[music]
>> Listen to me,
you stupid little b*tch.
I will k*ll you
with my bare hands
if you don't give me my book.
Lisa >> She'll k*ll you anyway,
Effy.
>> Effy?
Are you running with
a new crowd now, Lisa?
>> Oh, I'm not running
from you, Georgia.
That book is evil.
[music]
[whap!]
OHH...!
[music]
[crash!]
[zzzzzzzssst!]
[music]
[SCREAM!]
[music]
>> Hi.
>> Ugh...!
[choking sounds]
>> I don't need that book
to k*ll you.
>> Oh, I think you do.
[music]
>> Okay, Andy, stop her, okay?
[music]
Andrew >> You're not getting
out of here, Georgia.
>> Hi, boys.
You know what really
turns me on?
Two guys making out.
[footsteps]
>> Don't say a word.
>> Mm-hummm...
[running footsteps]
[music]
>> It's too late for you, wh*re.
[music]
Run and hide,
just like a scared little rat.
[music]
You moron!
You're not smart enough
to have that book.
It belongs to me.
Nicky >> The book doesn't
respond to smart, Georgia.
It wants evil.
>> It wants me.
Andrew >> Hey, sorry, Dominique!
She tricked us!
>> Go back inside.
Go on back inside.
>> What?
Georgia >> Don't leave me, guys.
I may need some help here.
>> Yeah, you heard her, Craig.
You should go wait inside.
>> You wait inside.
>> Oh.
>> What do you want, Georgia?
>> That b*tch has my book
and whoever gets it for me
gets me.
Craig >> Give me the book,
Dominique.
Andrew >> No, you know you can't
trust Craig, give it to me.
Okay, okay, come here.
Georgia >> No, wait, wait!
I have a better idea.
I'm, uh...working
on this new cheer,
and if you can help me out
with it,
I'll show you why
I'm best head cheerleader.
>> Sure.
Beorgia >> All right.
Give me a 'K',
give me an 'I',
give me an 'L',
give me an 'L'.
What's that spell?
Andrew >> k*ll.
Craig >> k*ll.
>> k*ll.
k*ll.
>> No, no no no no.
>> Come on, Dominique.
I want it.
Hey, hey, babe.
>> Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
Okay...
Okay, no...
>> It's me.
[rip]
Here.
[rip]
It's me, Dominique.
[rip]
[music]
Here, Dominique.
It's me.
[music]
Come on.
Come here.
Georgia >> Uhhh...
Ohh...
Andrew >> Dominique.
[music]
[WHAP!]
[THUD!]
>> OH...!
[frightened panting]
[music]
Frank >> Ditching school
are you?
>> I got excused.
>> Excused, for what?
>> I have got a fever.
I'm not feeling well.
>> Hot are you,
like your mother?
>> Get out of my room, Frank.
>> I think I should take
care of you, put you to bed.
That's what your mommy
would want.
>> Get out of my room.
>> What have you got there, huh?
You're not reading something
you shouldn't, are you?
>> That's a book I need
for school.
>> Oh, yeah?
>> Give it to me, Frank.
>> This is to write in.
[music]
>> Frank...
I think you're right, Frank.
>> About what?
>> About putting me to bed.
>> Oh, yeah?
>> Yeah.
>> Yea
You should...
You should get
[music]
>> No, please stop it!
>> Argghh!
[music]
>> Where are my keys?
>> All right...
You're not going anywhere.
[music]
[CRASH]
>> Ooomph!
[SLAM!]
[bash! bash! bash!]
[grunts of effort]
>> Open this door, you hear me?
Open this damn door,
you little, tr*mp!
[bam, bam, bam...]
Open this door!
[bam, bam, bam...]
Open the door now,
you little wh*re.
Come on, Dominique!
Open this door!
>> "I wish Frank were dead."
"Die! Die! Die!"
>> Open this door right now!
[music]
>> Okay, okay, okay, okay,
okay...
[music]
>> Ulgghh...
Ughhh...
[last gasps]
[music]
[sobs]
[music]
[footsteps]
[footsteps]
[door clangs open]
>> Dominique.
>> What do you imagine
hell is like?
>> My view of hell is much
like my view of heaven.
It's different for everyone.
I see you found the diary.
Your face tells me
it came at a price.
>> I wrote it.
I k*lled my stepfather.
Take it.
>> I can't.
>> Take it from me.
>> I can't.
>> Just take it.
>> No, I cannot!
>> Take it.
It's talking to me.
It's telling me things
I think about.
Take it! Take it!
>> No, I can't!
>> It's talking to me.
>> We have to have help, okay?
I'm going to take you inside
to see Father Sanchez, okay?
He's going to help.
Right now, inside...
>> No, no, no, no, no.
I can't go in there.
I can't go in there.
Not now, I can't go in there.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
My Father would know.
He was always right.
Even when I knew he was wrong.
>> Look, I'm going
I'm going to go inside
and get Father Sanchez.
>> Okay.
>> Wait here.
[church door clangs]
[music]
>> Father Sanchez, Dominique
is outside and she has
the book with her.
[music]
[gate squeaks open]
[clangs shut]
[music]
Mulligan >> Dominique!
Dominique!
[music]
[gate squeaks open]
[music]
Nicky >> Will you help me?
Dad?
Help me.
I don't want to give him
the book.
I don't want to give him
the book, Dad.
[music]
Mulligan >> Dominique,
Dominique.
Sanchez >> Ephemeris Diaboli.
Mulligan >> Father Sanchez
has dedicated his life
to finding the truth behind
the book, Dominique.
He knows what to do
with the book.
>> No.
He wants the book.
>> The book speaks to you,
doesn't it, my child?
It's okay that you've written
in the book, Dominique.
>> You need to give
Father Sanchez the book.
>> I can't give him the book.
He wants the book.
I can feel it.
Look at his hands.
>> There's nothing wrong
with his hands.
>> Look at his hands,
Look at his hands.
Look!
Mulligan >> There's nothing
wrong with his hands.
You need to give him the book.
>> Don't give him the book!
>> Now, stop!
>> No! No! No! No!
>> That book,
it's taken her mind.
Nicky >> DON'T!
[music]
Mulligan >> You just need
to try and calm down, okay?
Father Sanchez has the book.
He knows what to do with it.
It's going to be fine.
>> No.
Father Sanchez wants
Everybody who touches the
Even me.
As soon as he put his hands
on it I could feel it.
Only...
It chose him.
It chose him because
he's more ambitious.
>> Are you sure
the book chose him?
>> Yes, with every bone
in my body.
>> I need you to go home
as fast as you can
and wait for me there, okay?
>> And do what?
>> Pray,
God be with us.
Pray!
>> Okay.
[music]
[rolling thunder]
[music]
Sanchez >> A remarkable girl
to walk away from such power.
>> Did she walk away?
Or did the book find its way
into the hands of someone
with more ambition?
>> Ambition and understanding.
Understanding how to use power
is essential to keeping it.
Ephemeris diaboli is
a conduit to hell itself.
Once a deal is struck,
there is no need to write.
>> You've lost your soul
to the devil.
>> Not lost, given...
long before I found this.
[screams]
[cries of agony]
Sanchez >> Earthquakes,
famine, disease,
I have the power
to wield anything.
[music]
[cries of agony]
[cries of agony]
[evil laughter]
[Sanchez speaks in Latin]
[music]
Dominique!
[SCREAM]
I knew you'd come back.
He got what he wanted.
He's proving his undying
faith for his God.
What do you want, my child?
The power you felt when you
k*lled your stepfather?
>> No!
>> I think you do!
>> NO!
NO, I DON'T!
>> You knew what you were doing.
You know its power.
Join me, Dominique.
Give your soul to the
diary and become immortal.
>> Let him go.
>> He made his choice.
>> Let him go and I'll join you!
I will!
[music]
I'm sorry.
>> You've kept the faith.
Don't lose it now.
[Sanchez speaks in Latin]
This graveyard is
my gateway to hell.
I can feel your hatred for me.
It fuels your deception.
>> Oh...!
Striking me with loathing
would consummate our union.
[music]
[crash of thunder]
>> You're free to move...
Dominique.
[music]
Strike me with all
the hatred in your heart.
Strike me, Dominique.
Look at me.
Join me.
[music]
Strike me, Dominique!
Strike me!
>> NO....!
[crash of thunder]
>> ARGGHHHH....
[music]
[footsteps]
Mom >> Hi baby.
>> Hi.
>> Dr. Knowles says
you're doing great.
[silence]
So I thought that we could
bring you home soon.
I got a new job
at the Hall Mart
I'm not stripping anymore.
Listen, baby,
if I'm going to get you
out of here,
you've got to stop talking
about the book, okay?
You understand?
>> Ephemeris diaboli?
>> What did you say?
>> You should know by now.
Ephemeris diaboli.
[music]
>> This is not a joke, Nicky.
They could keep you here
until hell freezes over
and there is nothing
I could do about it.
Did you forget that they've got
a dead per sign next to you?
>> THE BOOK, MOM!
IT'S THE BOOK!
Okay?
It k*lled the kids at school,
and it k*lled Father Mulligan.
It tried to seduce me...
>> STOP IT!
Stop talking like
that right now!
Do you want to spend the
rest of your life in here?
Is that what you want?
[music]
[babble of voices]
[crash of thunder]
[running footsteps]
[scrape, scrape...]
[music]
[ripple of pages]
[zap! zap!]
[music]
>> It's alive again.
[scream...!]
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