Paranormal Island (2014)

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MAN: Isolated in the middle

of Grass Lake, Illinois,

is a man-made island bar

known as Blarney Island.

It's been there for

over a hundred years.

It started out as a trading

post for booze running,

gamblers, and gangsters who

would travel up from Chicago.

Once they arrived to the lake,

they would catch a ride

on one of the shuttle

boats to the island.

This made for a perfect hideout because the only way in

was by boat.

Lookouts could see local

authorities coming

from a mile away.

As legend has it,

the island is haunted.

It reportedly happened

after a card game

when two local bar owners

found themselves competing

for the same customers.

What transpired

that fateful night

has affected thousands

ever since.

Here is one possible

explanation of how the bar

also became known as

Paranormal Island.

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Why don't you settle down,

Sammy, have a drink.

It's 'cause my neighbor's

a pain in my a*s.

My, my, now I see how your

little bar stays afloat.

[chuckling]

I raise.

With what?

You already gave me your boat.

[laughing]

That boat was a pain in my a*s.

Just like it's new owner.

Bet's to you.

But since you haven't

got anything left,

I guess that's that.

Hold on a second.

Enough's enough.

I'll bet you the deed

to the island

against the deed to your place

right now.

Nobody leaves the table.

Too much for ya?

I've just been waiting

for you to ask.

I call.

I got you!

You're out on your a*s!

This is what you get when you

put your bar right next to mine.

Now I'll torch that dump down.

Yep, once again, you did it.

Oh yeah, I did it alright.

I did it.

Came up short...

Straight still beats a flush.

Drinks are on me...in my house.

[laughing]

I told you you should have

called it and gone home.

No, no, no, that's not right,

that's not right!

You cheated me, he cheated me!

You cheated me!

It was fair and square.

No, he cheated, he cheated.

Nice job, boss.

First off, a toast, to my bar,

a mile away from reality.

[g*nsh*t]

[screaming]

Thanks for saving me

the trouble.

Throw him in the lake.

As much as I'm

enjoying the view,

why don't you put that away

and go start the boat?

I like seeing the

little b*stard's blood.

[eerie music]

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[floor creaking]

I said, go start the boat!

[floor creaking]

Who's there?

[creaking]

I said, who's there?

[creaking]

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Who's there?

[screaming]

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[water splashing]

Did you hear that?

It was nothing....probably just

the water splashing the dock.

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You hear that?

Just some kid.

Sound, it echoes

across this lake.

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Let's go.

I don't like it here.

Yeah, yeah, ok.

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Cori, Cori, come on.

Cori!

[motor starting]

Come on, Cori.

Throw the rope.

It's ok.

Let's go!

I'm trying!

The line is snagged

on something.

[motor revving]

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[screaming]

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Chopper 12, are you there?

MAN:

Copy that.

Just looking at another

rookie boater out here.

And Chopper 12,

you are live in 3, 2...

Good evening to all.

We are usually doing traffic

right now, but today,

we're sneaking away to Blarney

Island for a look at

some real fun as we

head across the lake.

WOMAN: You're starting

early out there, huh?

It's never too early.

Skies are clear,

water a cool 68,

air temp still a

blistering 82 degrees.

But I guess I should leave

the weather to the pros

back with you.

Good idea.

Well, it's going to be crowded

out here this weekend

so enjoy yourself.

And remember, a sober

boater is a safe boater.

That's it?

No traffic report?

Oh, we're getting there.

What a rough job you have.

Now, get back to work.

10-4.

Heading east now to take

a look at the highways.

Sure you are.

I say we land at the island

next time and get a closer look.

Do that and we'll

never see you again.

Very possible.

Over and out.

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Dude, it better not rain.

Where's your cousin?

Ron is the boss.

He's sending us a ride.

This place is cool.

Yeah!

Hey, nice purse, Bro.

Hey, relax,

it's a satchel.

Hey, be careful.

How's it goin'?

Let's see if we

can find our ride.

Whoa, what's with

the camera, Bro?

Rule one, always be ready.

Not my number one,

but alright.

Yo, two birds, one stone.

Capture footage of a

reported haunted place,

make a little bit of cash.

Well, what's that got

to do with birds?

Huh?

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Yo, check it.

Townie chick.

Townie chick, Bro.

[laughing]

What's up, Doll?

[laughing]

Doll!

Wow, I don't know

how that didn't work?

Good try.

The camera freaked

her out, ya perv.

Nice...

I don't want to get fired

before I even start.

I'm just doing a little

pregame, ya know?

I'm going to do a little

research, ya know?

Hey, who are

we waiting for?

Yeah, listen to this.

So there have been over 70 some

odd reports of boat deaths,

drownings, or missing persons

out here over the past 50 years.

Solid.

Since the early '60s, there have

been reports of apparitions

and ghost encounters, yet

none have ever been recorded.

I call BS.

Me too.

Hey, give me

the camera.

Yo, this is what you

need to be filming, Bro.

This is such bullshit.

Hey, when you gonna graduate,

and get a steady job

so we can get some real cash

for our own boat?

We can get...

what's this we stuff?

You are going to finally

graduate some day, right?

Yeah man, I just gotta ace

my thesis and that's it.

Thesis...huh.

It's my report

about disproving

paranormal occurrences

with video.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing, dude?

Ohhhh...

you're busted.

No, that's not...

Dude, you're going to get

me in trouble, man.

C'mon.

Oh, no she didn't...

No way.

I know you

like that.

She wants me, bro.

Alright,

Lori, let's go.

We caught a ride.

Should have gotten

one from them.

Are you Ron's cousin?

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah.

Hey, I'm actually

Ron's cousin.

Give me a hand.

How's it goin'?

You need our help

with anything?

[motor starting]

Here we go again.

How long of

a drive is it?

sh*t!

Weird people

out here, bro.

You can say that again.

I got it, honey.

Usually people

introduce themselves

when they board a boat.

Uh, yeah.

You're the

employees, right?

Bartenders.

Pardon me,

bartender employees.

I'm Carl, I'm your ride.

Grab a seat.

I'm Lori, this is Mike,

and that's Jerry.

I won't remember those.

There's so many faces out

here, they come and go...

Ivy, you work on

the Island, too?

Yeah, I actually grew

up right around here.

Cool.

Hey, uh, Jerry, right?

Lose the vest.

The cops are going to

think you're drunk.

Dude?

C'mon...

[laughing]

You all start tonight?

Yeah, first night.

No training?

No.

They are replacing the

ones that didn't come back.

Nothing like live bait.

What happened over there?

There's always something

going on out here.

Looks like

somebody crashed.

Something like that.

That's too bad.

Hey Mike, cops don't like

it when you videotape them.

This kind of thing

happens all summer.

So many people partying.

So I've read...

Ron said there are a lot of

accidents that happen out here.

Oh yeah...

Maybe because there is

a bar in the middle of

a freaking lake, Carl.

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Yep, it's a bar in

the middle of the lake.

The infamous haunted island bar.

Hey, you guys look

ripe for advice,

I'm going to give you some.

Get off this island

after closing.

What?

Why?

Nothing good

happens after hours.

People lose respect for this

place and act careless.

C'mon, after hours, that's when

all the real fun happens, Carl.

Not on this island.

Wait, what time does

this place close?

Midnight.

Lame...should go

'til sunrise, huh?

This place is huge.

Well, you ain't

seen nothing yet.

Remember this...

don't give anything away,

don't steal anything,

and get off this island

after hours.

Gotcha, Carl.

Thank you for the ride.

Is it cool if we leave

our stuff on the boat?

Yep.

Ivy, I'm going to dock

the boat around back.

Gotcha.

How ya doin', Bud?

Whoa, Joe-Bob,

we're the bartenders.

Uh, yeah, you can let them in.

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Hey!

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What's up,

how you doin'?

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How's it goin'?

I'm Jerry,

what's your name?

Nice to meet you.

Catch you later.

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How you doin', bro?

Hello? Hola?

No, no, no.

Jerry, this way.

Hello, hey Sheila,

they're here.

Uh, hi guys.

You must be the

newbies, I'm Sheila.

Hey, I'm Lori, that's

Mike and Jerry.

Hey, what's up, I'm Jerry.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Cool, welcome.

Well, I'll see you

guys out there.

See ya.

Ooohhh,

Dude, check this out.

This is Blarney Island in 1932.

Yep, it's been here for

over a hundred years.

Ha, creepy and homegrown

right there, dude.

Not too many branches

on that family tree.

[humming "Dueling Banjos"]

[laughter]

This one says, "Leave

your g*ns at the door."

Yeah, except for Capone.

"Local man takes his own life."

Wait, he k*lled

himself here?

Shot himself.

That's the rumor.

So Ivy, do you

live out here?

Does your family?

Ah...yeah, they used to.

They moved

and you didn't?

They decided to move

back to civilization.

Ah...no, they didn't.

So, your family

moved, but didn't?

Ah, yeah actually,

my sister Janet,

and my parents, they drowned

when I was a kid.

I'm sorry to

hear that.

Boating accident?

Ah, sure.

You could call it that.

Well, I'm going

to go find Ron.

Sucks...

What were you thinking taking

them past the boat wreck?

I didn't, Carl did.

Great, just what I need,

more scared off workers.

Look, just send them

to the outside bar,

I'll be there

in a minute, ok?

Okay.

Damn.

Hey guys, Ron's waiting

for you at the outside bar.

That way.

Cool.

See you later.

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Hey, hey!

You all ready?

Hi, I'm Lori.

I'm Guy, saw you earlier.

I saw you, too.

[laughter]

Welcome.

Oh my goodness.

Who are these for?

Good time.

Shots?

Yeah!

Yeah, you don't like shots?

I do not drink

when I work.

Well, you guys ready?

Welcome to hell, shots

are on me, everyone.

Cheers.

ALL:

Cheers!

That was good.

[laughing]

Still carrying that

camera everywhere, huh?

Hey Ronnie!

Good to see you, man.

You too, Mike.

Thanks for the jobs.

Hey, great timing, man.

You called right when I

had a couple of openings.

So it worked out perfectly.

Hey guys, this is

Ron, my cousin.

The owner of the place

and our new boss.

Welcome to Blarney Island.

And you are?

I'm Lori, I go to

school with Mike.

Nice job, good work there, pal.

No, no, no,

we're just friends.

No, no, I mean,

you're still in school?

C'mon, dude, isn't that

kind of milking it?

Hell yeah, it's been

like six years, right?

Five!

Five years and I graduate

this summer in criminology.

Ohh, Officer Mike.

Don't forget,

we're still family...

No, no, no.

Not an officer,

forensic specialist

with a focus on paranormal.

Very nice.

After six years

of college, dude,

you can call it

whatever you want.

Happy to be here, man.

Hey uh, you know you're really

going to do great out here.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah, for sure.

Can't wait.

Hey Roy, how about you buy us

a drink before we start, yeah?

Lined up,

ready to go.

Go ahead, and by the way,

it's Ron, not Roy.

Yeah, right Chief.

Drinks?

Alright guys...

Cheers, cheers.

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Are there any party animals

in the house?

[crowd yelling]

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Hey, if you don't have

a drink in your hand,

grab one and let's have a toast.

To the Island!

[cheering]

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Hey folks, the last shuttle

leaves at midnight

so drink 'til they're cute!

[cheering]

Hey!

Mikey!

Good to see you.

You too.

Um, I'm looking

for the stockroom.

Do you know where it's at?

Yeah man, it's down

there and to the, to the,

yeah, it's down

there to the right.

Left, it's to the left.

To the left.

Maybe you should actually,

uh, try working.

Just a thought.

Whoops.

Think about it.

[clearing throat]

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Mike,

bartender.

Stacy.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Hey guys...

stockroom?

Probably here.

[sighing]

Hey!

That's real funny...ha ha!

Jerry?

Hey! Hey!

Turn the lights back on.

I can't see!

There's a bartender

in the back. Hello?

Hello?

Can someone please turn

the lights back on?

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[door creaking]

sh*t...

What are you

doing back here?

Umm...looking for cups.

I'm a bartender.

Cups?

Mike, have you ever

worked in a bar before?

Yeah, yeah...I...

yeah...um...a few...

it's my first time.

I'm going to ask

you again, Mike.

What are you doing

on the island?

I just...

my friends and I,

we needed a job

for the summer.

Ron's my cousin, so...

And you're going to

stick to that story?

Well, yeah.

But I'm also doing

research for school.

Research?

I got it.

No, I...I'm, I'm doing research

on the paranormal

and uh, I'm focusing

on The Caretaker.

You are, huh?

I read online that, that um,

that he k*lled himself

and now he haunts the island.

So you're doing research to find

out if the island is haunted.

Yeah.

Huh, I've been working here off

and on since I was a teenager.

I never saw anything.

That's good.

So nothing, I mean, nothing,

nothing weird or unexplainable?

People make up stories.

They make up lies and they

tell a lie over and over

and over again

until you believe it.

This island is not haunted.

People make this up for

publicity so more people come.

So you're saying that

The Caretaker is not real.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

A lot goes on on this lake.

Most people don't talk about

it because sh*t happens,

accidents happen.

And then people make up stories

to make themselves feel better.

There's nothing on this island.

See, I'm actually trying

to disprove paranormal.

So this helps my case.

You are, huh?

So by not finding anything,

you prove your case?

Yeah, exactly.

Whoa, what a world.

Hey, um, could I grab my camera?

I want to film an old guy

like you talking about

how The Caretaker

is not real.

Whoa...The Caretaker...

[chuckling]

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Last call.

Why don't you go pretend that

you know what you're doing

and get back to work.

Nice, uh...

talking with you, Carl.

Yeah, me too.

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Hey!

Whoa!

Easy there cuz, you ok?

Yeah...I'm sorry, I was just

hustling back to the bar.

Alright man.

Well, tell your guys

wrap it up.

Good job tonight.

Hey, thanks.

Okay folks, time

to finish 'em up!

You don't have to go home

but you gotta get

the hell out of here.

And take me with you.

Here you go.

Hey Lori,

you all done?

Hey, yeah, I think Guy got tired

of redoing all my drink orders

so he said he'd

wrap it up for me.

Hey Sheila, that's it,

we're closed.

Thanks, guys.

Hey, don't you get tired

of guys staring at you

up and down all night?

No, if they stop staring,

the tips stop coming.

Yeah, I have the same problem

with chicks checking me out.

I just feel like

a piece of meat.

Yeah, if you'd actually

bartend a little, you know,

you might not lose your

job on the first night.

Oh, he's fine.

We had a couple of

kids quit yesterday

so we really

need you guys.

Why?

Uh, I don't know.

It gets crazy,

too much pressure,

it happens all the time.

But you're making

awesome tips?

Definitely, but

uh, we earn them.

Well, nothing's going to

keep me from quitting.

Well good.

I am done.

Ready for one?

Oh yes, please.

You work here?

Uh yeah, I've been your

waitress all night.

Yeah, I knew that.

Whoa, hey, hey.

Hey Mike.

Hey.

Uh...yeah, so um...Ron...

Ron said we are done.

We can chill.

Yeah, you guys should

go hang out on his boat.

Yeah, let's chill,

count our cash.

Give me that, give me

that, Ron cashes us out.

Yeah, plus his

20 percent.

At least, probably

more for you.

-- To the boat.

-- To the boat.

Seriously?

It's done, time

for some fun!

Okay.

This is gonna

be so good.

Oh yeah.

Did you even work

tonight, Jerry?

I worked, I worked.

First night,

you guys survive?

Barely, but I liked it.

Hell yeah, I could

do that all day.

What about you, college?

You alright?

Yeah, I'm great.

Made a little bit of cash.

Got some time to make some

more footage for my thesis.

So this summer's

it, huh?

After college, off

to conquer the world.

Yeah, got to get a real job.

Can't bartend my whole life.

Real job?

Yeah, I'll do this

my whole life, so...

That came off wrong.

I just, uh, bartending

isn't for me.

Oh, but it is for me.

It's a hard job, Mike.

Have a little respect.

You know, Mike, before

you go judging people,

you should probably

understand them first.

Just because you went to college

doesn't really make you

a better person than me.

Oh, and I uh, I,

I love my real job.

I just meant that it's

not the kind of job for me.

I want something more tangible.

I want a family someday,

so I need security,

I need a career...

A real one.

Whoa! Family, what

happened to my homie?

I can't even imagine

having a family

or anything long term.

I don't really understand

people like you.

Book smarts, no real

life experiences,

just opinions.

That's an interesting

way to live.

No, I never said that my way

was the right way for everyone,

but if you plan ahead,

life turns out better.

But if you live in a book world,

nothing unexpected

can ever happen.

Trust me, in the real world,

things don't really happen

the way you plan it, see?

How can you, how can you

say in the real world?

I have news for you, this lake

life, this isn't the real world.

You're right.

I should've planned my

life a little better.

Maybe I could have planned

for the loss of my parents

and my sister,

too, as*h*le.

Jeez, what's your problem?

Damn...we almost saw

a cat fight, Lori.

Dude...

Here we go, relax

Francis, you know.

I mean, just...

I wasn't trying to

like start something,

I was just trying

to prove a point.

Just sit, drink,

and relax.

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Hey.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

It's pretty

cold down here.

Hmm, yeah.

Temperature really

drops here at nighttime.

Is it going to

take any longer?

Yeah, actually, I don't

know what he's doing.

Let's go check.

Yo, we're on

the clock, right?

Ha! I wish.

It's kinda creepy

when no one's out here.

What is he doin'?

Homework.

Alright, this is the

actual lake area reported

to have seen apparitions.

We are in the middle,

on the island, after hours.

But as I suspected, nothing

out of the ordinary.

Nerd.

Earlier, we were able to

read some official documentation

hanging from the wall

which initiates the so-called

"haunted bar theory."

Another case of stories of

the past being exaggerated

and changed through time.

Whoo, ghosts.

Once again,

my theory is proven.

I have to pee.

I should go find Ron.

Yeah, see ya.

See ya.

Let's get another

bottle, bro.

Empty, let's go.

Empty, let's go?

Yeah.

Back to the bar?

Yeah.

Alright, brother,

let's do it.

I can get some more

footage in there.

There you go.

Hey, wait up!

Yeah!

Whoa!

I'm gonna get you.

Hey Ron, are you there?

Trying to leave.

Ron?

So what are you doing later?

Down, boy.

I gotta go to the,

uh, to the office.

Intercom's not working.

Mikey, I could

totally hit that.

I know, I know.

But you know what they say,

don't sh*t where you eat...

You know what they say,

when in France...

No, they say...

it's Rome, Jerry.

Rome what?

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What the hell, guys?

Hey...alright man,

turn the lights back on.

I didn't do it.

Jerry, just turn...of course,

turn 'em back on, man.

It's not funny.

Like I really want to be

stuck in the dark with you?

Where's the switch at?

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C'mon! Guys!

Jesus.

[door creaking]

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[gasping]

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Hey guys?

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[screaming]

Hey Mike!

Mike?

Hey, was that Lori?

I don't know,

I can't see.

There's gotta be a

flashlight here, right?

Mike!

Lori, over here!

Where?

At the bar.

Just follow my voice.

Who shut the lights off?

Who do you think?

Jerry!

I didn't do it.

Hey, the power's

been shut off.

Yeah.

Which means they shut it

off from the mainland.

Where's Ron?

He's the only one

that can do that.

So he's at

the mainland?

Yes.

He left?

Well, he's got our money.

Yeah, the cash is

still there guys.

Let me just grab the flashlight.

Well, I'm having

one on him first.

[banging]

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What the hell was that?

Shhh.

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[screaming]

Who's there?

I don't have any money!

Andy?

Huh?

Andy!

Yeah, it's Andy.

Who's you? Ivy?

Yeah!

Who else is here?

No one.

Yeah?

I passed out.

Yeah.

What time is it?

It's like 2:00 AM

or something.

No one else is here?

No, just us.

What, are you guys high?

Everyone knows we can't be

here after the island closes.

Relax, we're going back soon.

Well, since we're here...

Wait, wait, wait,

seriously,

we're the only

ones here?

Yeah, chill dude, it's fine.

Yeah, well uh,

I've heard stories.

That's why I've never

worked here before.

My man, have a drink, okay?

Let's make the most of it.

So hey, what stories

have you heard?

Andy, shut it.

Just sh*t.

What kind of sh*t?

I gotta see if

anyone else is here.

After party after all.

They'll be there

for hours, trust me.

All right, cool.

I'm going to get some more

footage and then we'll go.

C'mon.

See you guys there.

This island has been

here over 100 years.

There have been many

mysterious deaths

and missing person reports.

[burping]

Dude, are you serious?

Just give me a second, dude.

My bad.

The townies, I mean, the locals

passionately believe

that this ghost is real even

though they haven't given

or seen any proof

of a real ghost...

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Hello?

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Hey Mikey, Mikey.

Mikey, wait up.

Mikey, Mikey!

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Mike...

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Mikey!

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Mike...Mikey?

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Mike...

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Mike...

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Mikey...

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Mike!

What?

Yo, this place is

creeping me out.

C'mon, let's get

out of here, bro.

Huh?

[laughter]

Hey guys...

Hey, yo DJ.

You were just by

the bathroom, right?

Huh?

By the bathroom...you?

No.

By the way, there's

no boats at the docks.

Ours is out back.

Where?

On the lower deck.

There's no boat.

What about

on the side?

Guys, there's

no boat out there.

No way, man,

come on.

No way! No Way!

Where's the boat?

Told you.

Ron's gonna

k*ll me.

Where is it?

I didn't take it!

Jerry, stop.

He couldn't have hidden

it in two minutes, man.

It must have gotten

away from the dock.

With what,

the wind?

Or the locals.

Give me that...

What?

I didn't drop it!

Ugh!

Damn it!

This cannot

be happening!

I don't think anyone

would steal it.

♪

This is bad.

This is really bad.

We need to wave down a

passing boat and get help.

Yeah, let's wave

down a passing boat.

Yeah, so we can get

the hell out of here!

We got a better chance

of him getting laid

than us seeing a passing

boat at this hour.

At least we're stuck on an

island with two pretty girls.

It's not the time.

What about

the shoreline?

No, it's too far.

No, it's not

that far.

He can make it,

right?

It's a mile away!

I could make it.

Andy, it's too far.

♪

Okay you guys, this is how

people die out here, seriously.

Relax, Grim Reaper.

It's a couple

hundred yards away.

Andy!

I think I can make it.

Yeah, and then the undertow

will take you

three miles that way.

Yeah, Ivy's right,

let's not chance it.

No.

You sure?

Yeah, man, it's just not

worth risking, let's go.

C'mon guys.

♪

♪

♪

♪

[screaming]

Lori!

Mike!

Lori, what happened?

I saw a little...

girl.

A what?

You saw a girl?

Where?

Under the dock...

Under the dock?

Calm down, Lori, you're

just seeing that sh*t.

Look at her...

she saw something.

It's okay, we're going to walk

you back inside, alright?

It's okay.

Have a seat.

Don't they have a phone here?

Does anybody got a cell?

No, there's no land

lines on the island.

I still don't

have service.

We could try the roof.

Let's try

something, please?

It's worth a shot.

How do we get up there?

This way, c'mon.

We'll be right back, guys.

Just hang here.

Hey, come right back,

you two.

So we're just going to sit here?

Drinks...

Seriously?

I know Lori could use one.

I don't want one.

Wow, I can't believe

we have a bar to ourselves

and both of you aren't in.

We need to figure

a way out of here.

We're screwed.

Cheers to me.

What is wrong

with you?

It might help you calm

down a little bit.

I don't

want anything.

I want to get off

this island, okay?

Wow.

See any boats?

Nope.

♪

Do you have a signal?

Yeah, yeah.

It's faint but...

I can try.

There is nobody

out here.

[phone beeping]

Cut out...

[groaning]

And now it's gone.

We gave it a shot...

I can't believe

we're stuck out here.

I know.

We should go back.

One hell of a first

day at work.

I'm sorry.

Anything?

Nope.

sh*t!

This is all your fault, Ivy.

What?

Well, you're in charge.

I didn't do anything.

The boat's gone,

Ron left us, whatever.

It's not my fault.

So Ron's coming

back, right?

No, he probably thinks

that we're home.

Ron is going

to freak!

No, it's fine, okay,

we just need to think.

Hey Lori...

So, what did you see out there?

Shut up!

C'mon! It's for Mike's thesis.

Stop it.

Gosh...

Guys, we need to find a boat.

So why don't we all go outside,

comb the docks,

see what we can find.

You might have a

drinking problem.

Nope, no problem

drinking that one.

[clanking]

♪

Is there someone

in the corner?

Where?

Right there?

There's nothing there.

You guys are

losing it.

You guys are

freaking me out.

Stop it, Mike.

I'm serious.

Look...

Do you guys

see that?

♪

No wonder they say this

place is haunted, it is.

Hello?

Who's there?

Can you hear us?

Mike, seriously,

you're scaring us.

I see it.

Shhh.

[garbled voice]

Yo, did you hear that?

[garbled voice]

Shhhh, you guys hear that?

Who said that?

[garbled voice]

sh*t!

Are you guys

messing with me?

Seriously!

He's coming...

♪

[garbled voice]

Who the hell was that?

I don't care.

I'm fine

not knowing.

I heard that, too.

Where did it go?

I'll play it back,

I'll play it back.

You have to turn it

all the way up.

GIRL'S VOICE:

Run!

Oh my gosh!

That doesn't prove anything.

[clanking]

[screaming]

♪

We got to find a boat.

We got to go.

It's a boat!

Or bait...

Think we'd make it?

I would not

try to swim.

Hell yeah,

I can make it.

C'mon Andy,

it's dangerous.

Relax, okay,

let him go.

I think he should do it.

I don't know, man.

Dude, I'm going.

Andy! Don't man, c'mon.

Go, go, go.

[splashing]

Come on, Andy.

[cheering]

Swim buddy, swim.

Let's go, Andy!

C'mon, Andy!

Come on, Andy!

Yeah, come on.

You got it!

Let's go, buddy!

C'mon, Andy!

He's gonna

make it, bro.

Let's go, Andy!

♪

Did he make it?

Where is he?

Dude, where did he go?

Where is he?

Did he make it?

Andy?

There he is!

Andy!

He made it.

Ha-ha! Whoo!

Yeah!

Oh my God!

Hell yeah!

I told you I'd make it!

[cheering]

Hurry it up and get

your a*s over here!

[screaming]

[splashing]

[screaming]

Andy!

[screaming and yelling]

Mike! Mike!

No, don't go out there!

Mike! Mike!

Get back here!

Andy!

Mike! Don't go out there!

Mikey, let's go!

What's going on?

Lori...What, what is it?

What?

♪

Lori, what is it?

Janet?

What?

Is that you, Janet?

Who's Janet?

It's my sister.

It's my sister.

She's the one that drowned.

[crying]

[whispering]

The Caretaker's coming.

[sobbing]

♪

♪

[screaming]

Lori! Lori!

Get inside now!

No, no, I can't

leave Lori!

No! Let's go!

The Caretaker's coming,

we have to go!

No, no, I can't

leave Lori!

No! No!

Do you want to die?

Get inside now!

What are we doing?

What is going on?

We're leaving Lori?

What are we

thinking about?

What is going on?

There's a legend that

the Caretaker's soul

protects the island

late at night.

That is not real!

What do you think

it is, huh?

Lori!

Mike, no, no!

Mike, don't!

Don't, don't!

[inaudible]

I don't think so.

[clanking]

♪

Someone's in here

with us.

I know.

[clanking]

Janet, stop it!

[clanking]

Janet, is that you?

Is that your sister?

Yes!

It's the same girl on

the dock, she's in here.

Some kid ghost

k*lled Lori and Andy?

No, I don't

think so.

[clanking]

She's locking the

doors to protect us.

[screaming]

Go, go!

♪

Shhhh.

[growling]

Did you hear that?

Shhh, what is that?

Oh my God...

Shut up, Jerry!

[creaking]

[gasping]

What?

Janet...

Run...

Run!

Wait, what is it?

C'mon, up here.

♪

♪

It's a boat!

No, no,

it's a trap.

We don't have

a choice.

No, Mike, no.

Mike! No!

[screaming]

Jerry!

He'll be back.

The window.

Where?

Up there, there.

♪

C'mon.

[motor buzzing]

♪

Come on.

This one, this is the one.

We have to break it.

We have to break the lock.

Nobody's been up here in years.

Why?

What is it?

It's the Caretaker's old room.

Okay.

Let's find something.

Watch out.

♪

♪

♪

This is the

Caretaker's room?

Yeah.

This is where he used

to stay when he would

come to the island.

♪

♪

♪

Here's to single living,

double drinking and...cheers.

[laughter]

Help! Help!

Hey, they need help!

They need help!

You gotta help!

Whoa, whoa, bro.

Relax!

C'mon man, you gotta

get out to the island!

It's closed.

No, you don't understand.

My friends and I were left

out there accidentally.

Who?

My friends and Ivy.

Just get out there before

something bad happens to them!

Ivy?

Alright, alright,

calm down.

We'll go check it out,

but if you're lying,

I'm calling the cops.

Fine! Call them!

Call them now!

Let's go, please!

Let's go! C'mon!

We gotta go!

They're out there,

let's go, c'mon!

Shut Up.

C'mon!

Shut up.

You shut up!

Let's go!

Settle down,

settle down.

Let's go!

What, what are

you doing?

Get in.

No! No!

I'm not going!

I'm not going!

No!

Shut up.

Get in.

No! I can't go!

I can drag you.

I can't go! No!

Shut up.

No!

You gonna get in?

Wait, don't!

Now get in...or I'll

drag your a*s, let's go!

[screaming]

C'mon, get down,

get down.

God, I can't believe

this is happening.

I was so certain that

this wasn't real.

What are we going to do?

I don't know.

Maybe if we wait here

until sunrise.

Yeah, uh, I want to apologize

for being such an insensitive

as*h*le about your family.

It's okay.

Sometimes I wonder if what

happened with my parents

is why I'm still here.

Can't move on

with my life.

There's still time.

Come on, we have

to go, let's go!

[screaming]

Run!

Oh God, oh!

Oh my God.

It's the waste

from the toilets.

[coughing and gagging]

It smells like a dead animal.

Whoa!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Okay, go! Go! Go!

Door's open.

Somebody's here.

Yeah, no sh*t,

Sherlock!

Shut up.

Hurry up.

♪

Who's in here?

Anybody?

You better show yourself!

I'm warning you right now,

you better show your face.

♪

Who's out there?

I know you're in here,

so just show yourself, buddy.

♪

[clanking]

Who is that?

Show yourself now!

Stop messing around!

This is not funny!

♪

[screaming]

C'mon, c'mon.

It's not gonna work,

power's out.

It runs on a battery.

Oh, thank God.

Okay, c'mon.

Look!

Who is that?

That's Becker.

That's Becker

the security guard.

Then there's got

to be a boat here.

Look around.

Right.

C'mon.

Jerry!

Oh God, Jerry.

I knew he'd come back.

Come on, Jerry.

Oh my God, look.

What is that?

[garbled voice]

Oh my God!

He knows we're here.

We have to go now.

We have to get

to the boat now.

♪

♪

♪

Where's the boat?

The boat was just here.

Jerry! Jerry!

He just left us here?

No, there's no way.

Come on, get down,

get down here.

[water splashing]

♪

[camera chiming]

Really?

Proof.

I don't hear anything.

I don't hear an engine.

Where did the boat go?

Shhh...

He's coming.

♪

Shh, come on.

♪

♪

What?

What do you see?

♪

Oh, do you hear that?

No.

This way.

Hey, who's that?

Over here!

It's Jerry.

Stay low, stay low.

Jerry!

Hey, over here!

Come on, come on.

Oh Jerry.

Over here.

♪

Go, come on. Go!

Push it! Push it!

♪

I can't,

help, help.

Mikey, get me outta this.

Come on!

You got this.

Come on,

you gotta go in!

No!

Jump for it!

I can't swim!

♪

Relax!

Get him!

Climb on!

[gasping]

Grab my hand, grab my hand.

Ivy, Ivy,

don't let go.

Grab me, pull me up!

Ivy!

No! No!

Ivy!

Mike! Mike!

[crying]

No!

[gasping]

Ah!

[coughing]

♪

Is she dead?

Ivy!

[coughing]

Hey, hey.

You're okay,

you're okay.

[little girl giggling]

♪

It's okay.

Get us out of here.

Look! Look!

♪

They saved you.

♪

♪

♪

[talking and laughter]

♪

We have another report

of two missing kids.

Again?

Yes, again.

Oh, you gotta

be kidding me.

I didn't hear

anything about this.

Well, it was last night.

Wait, my security did a sweep,

just like they always do,

there was nobody on the island.

As they always do...okay...um,

who was injured last night?

Oh, it was just

a security guard.

He tripped over a chair or

something, hurt himself,

but he's fine, I'm telling you,

there's no problem.

Okay, alright, um, well, if you

hear anything, please tell us,

or let me know, okay?

Of course, yeah,

for sure.

Alright, I gotta

get back to work.

I'll see you

later, alright?

See ya.

Thanks, Shirley.

In local news, two bodies were

found on the lake this morning

in what appears to be

a tragic accident.

Authorities stated a young

couple went out on their boat

for a swim last night

and apparently drowned.

The boat was recovered

some two miles away.

Advertisers are often faced

with a problem of catching

the attention of perspective...

A mile away from reality.

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