01x06 - The Ranch's Farewell

[bunniefuu]

Hey, we are back.

FRIDAY

Hello.

- Whoa!
- Yeah.

Yes. Hey.

Okay. It's going to be a
good weekend, isn't it?

- Hello.
- You did an incredible job.

- What's happening? We're moving?
- No, we're not moving.

We're just trying to sell a
few things for the garage sale.

In just two weeks, they already
look like an old couple.

- (LAUGHING)
- What did you say, Romy?

But not this. No, no, no,
no. We're not selling this.

Oh, my gosh. This is so awesome.

This is-what's with the
look? This is called fashion.

But didn't we say we'd sell a few
items? Not empty the apartment?

Yes, but this is minimalism.

This is mini-What?

Basically, we're fighting over consumption
by only keeping the bare minimum.

For instance, I
only own 15 things.

Excellent. Excellent. (LAUGHS)

But what are your 15 items?

Thirteen books, one toothbrush
and a pair of briefs.

Dad, we're focusing on saving the
world instead of having what's in it.

I don't know if you can
totally get what I'm saying.

- I do.
- EMMA: Hello.

- Hey, how are you, honey?
- What's up?

- Wait, Is that the Cecilia Knuth?
- Yeah.

So cool.

You're finished with
all your classes, right?

- Can I sell these for you?
- My books? No.

I don't have classes, but
after my dissertation,

I have my defense,
so I need my books.

What is happening here?

- Who? Me? You're looking at me?
- (LAUGHTER)

I'm just a model, that's all.

- It's a...
- Bam! Rock n roll.

Allez, ciao.

What should we do?

We let him go through
his adolescent crisis.

Hello, lady.

Huh? Uh-huh.

My name is Fred.

We met in the living room and also
in the kitchen yesterday, I believe.

Are you from around here?

- No.
- You have an accent when you say no.

- No.
- Oh, there you go.

That's better. We'll work
on your English, all right?

- No. Stop it.
- What? No, you stop it!

You're not doing
too well, are you?

No, everything's fine.

(LAUGHS) Sure.

Did you know that saying I'm
fine twice means you're not fine?

- (LAUGHS)
- What?

Didn't you read the book I'm
fine, I'm fine: Behind a Lie?

I think Freud wrote it.

Is your defense
stressing you out?

Yeah.

But also after that, I don't know
what I'm going to do after that.

Why don't you take everything
just one step at a time?

You know, chill out.

For instance, this weekend.
What do you want to do, Em?

Honestly, apart from singing
Britney Spears songs really loud

to relieve my
stress, don't know.

Then maybe go call
Cora and go do karaoke.

Sound good? It's
been a while, right?

- Hmm?
- Yeah. Yeah, why not?

Sing some Cora, okay?

- (LAUGHS) Not a good pun.
- Not your worst. Not your worst.

(ROMY YELLS)

- What was that?
- I don't know.

- What happened?
- Vic almost fell on me.

What happened to you, sweetie?

Vic, you okay?

- Vic?
- (SIGHS)

I had a nightmare.

At the treetop adventure
course, there was a pulley,

made of candy and I
ate it and I fell.

Thank goodness there
were pillows here.

I put them there because it already
happened twice this week at Mom's house.

Why didn't your mother
tell me anything about it?

Yeah.

We need to be prepared.
We need to be ready.

- I'll get a, a trampoline.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

So she'll bounce back. Toing.

SATURDAY

Come on, Daddy. Free
yourself. Free yourself.

Free yourself. Free yourself.

- CLARA: Come on, Dad.
- Free yourself.

- Free yourself.
- I really don't know why I'm doing this.

Free yourself.

Free yourself, free yourself.

- Free yourself.
- (BOTH WHOOPING)

- I'm so proud of you. Oh, no.
- No!

- Not RAWE.
- What?

- Ranch At the World's End.
- Most boring ranch.

The world's most
awesome ranch, okay?

(SINGING) At the world's end
Adventure at every moment.

Three daughters, one
father, one destiny.

- CLARA: No, stop.
- (VOCALIZING)

- You don't know the series?
- Stop it.

It's a veterinarian with
his three daughters.

He's a widower and
he's with his animals.

Every show is full of... The one
with the horse and the broken leg.

- One father, three daughters. Hmm.
- Yeah. What hm, hm, hm?

No, not a thing. I think
I'll go study downstairs.

- Okay. Bye-bye.
- See you.

It's because of this series you
wanted to become a veterinarian.

Me? I didn't want to
be a veterinarian.

- You never wanted to be a veterinarian?
- No.

Anyway, I'm sure Alexis
would love this series,

- he loves animals...
- What are you talking about?

Because he's sensitive.

- Because he speaks softly like this.
- That's nonsense.

- She's blushing.
- Yeah, you're blushing.

You know why? You know
why it's not nonsense?

Because everything that
he likes, you like.

Everything he says, you say.

Yeah, we should do
the 15 item challenge.

What do you mean? I don't
do anything like him.

I just don't like being
attached to things like you do.

Wanting to keep a few keepsakes
doesn't make me a capitalist.

It's not what I'm saying. You
don't understand anything.

I didn't say anything.

Good.

Sorry, Daddy, but you did
the same thing to charm Emma

by making her believe you're
reading books when you weren't.

I've never done that.

- Yes, you did.
- I remember.

Victor Hugo, I love that guy.

I do love that guy.

- Victor Hugo. Yes.
- Sure you do.

And you know what, wise guy? Now
you're going to clean everything up.

Come on. Clean the
table. Everything.

And I called Marie-Ange.

Tonight, you're on the top bunk.

Oh, no, Papa, please.

Not the top bed, there's no air.

- Well, in that case, you'll sleep outside.
- Papa.

I'll give you a newspaper,
you'll wrap yourself in it

and I'll add some kibble
and a bowl of water.

Did you leave your humor
at your mom's house?

What are you doing in here?

Special sister meeting.

Basically, you're
giving me your room.

- What?
- And you're sleeping with Vic.

- Absolutely not.
- Pretty please. Be nice.

No, what's wrong with you?

- I'll give you my dessert.
- I'll get you donuts.

No way. You don't get my room.
That's it. Now get out, please.

- Please.
- No. Absolutely not.

- No.
- You can't do that.

We're not finished here.

A small Himalayan tea for
your small Canadian neurons.

Aw, thanks.

- Anything else?
- No, no, no, no.

What is it? Is it Romy?

No, it's...

It's... it's Clara.

She does every single thing
Alexis tells her to do.

She's not thinking for herself.

Did you tell her like that?

Well, a bit, a bit like that.

I might have used even
harsher words, possibly.

Because it sort of sounds like, "So,
Clara, you have no personality."

- It's so cute when you say it.
- Maybe you have a tough time accepting

that she's not the
same person as you are.

Wow. All right. It's my fault.

- What do you mean, your fault?
- I'm to blame?

Don't forget. Teenagers
are easily offended.

I know that, but she
needs to grow up.

So what's with Romy? Why did
you want to talk about Romy?

I don't know. But Romy
seems nervous lately.

Yesterday, last night, she
didn't eat her dessert.

Hmm. Scary stuff.

- Well, you know, it's something.
- It's dessert. It's not scary.

You need to stop
over-analyzing everything.

I just know you're uncomfortable
because they struck a nerve with you.

Stop with the triangle.

- Stop it. I understand everything.
- What do you mean?

- You do this with your hands.
- No.

- Yes.
- No, it's not that.

I think your daughter
seems anxious.

She's not nervous at all.
She's good. No, she's great.

- Triangle again.
- Okay, I'll stop.

Now I need to work.
I'm sorry, honey.

I'm really behind. I
really need to focus.

- Get back to work. Get to it.
- Okay.

I can't focus with you talking.

I need to be alone in
order to concentrate.

And I shall leave
you in your office.

- Perfect.
- Dr. LeMay.

- Great.
- Lock the door.

Appreciate my miming, please.

- I'm doing it for you.
- Close the door, please.

It closes on both sides.
It's a rare kind of door.

I get it. Okay. Bye.

Okay. By the way,
it's a sliding door.

It's automatic.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

There are several of them.

- Help.
- No, no. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

(LAUGHING)

I can't hear you. What?

- Bye.
- WOMAN: Can you keep it down?

Sorry about that.

- (EXCLAIMS)
- (LAUGHS)

R.

(GRUNTS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

Whoa! (CHUCKLES)

What's going on here?

Papa, can you come
help me, please?

Romy City.

Romy Land.

- Papa, come on.
- Yeah, yeah, sorry. Romy Land.

Wait, you need to put
it that way. Hold this.

- You doing all right?
- Hold it. I'm fine. I'm fine.

That's crazy. That's great.

But why don't we just put
two normal beds in your room?

- That way there won't be a problem at all.
- No, Romy Land is my room.

- That's it.
- Okay.

But it's a bit of a mess here now,
so it's okay for this weekend.

But next weekend you're
sleeping in your rooms.

Capicse?

- Okay?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, the pillow is a great
idea. Let's put it inside.

ENTRY FEE: 100 EUROS.
NO JEANS ALLOWED!

Come on in.

What are you waiting for?

Pillow fight. Whoo!

Wow! It's looking good in here.

You look really
great in that outfit.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- Really beautiful.

My God, no Clara, look.

- What? Yeah.
- The submarine we built.

Together. You were seven.
We spent weeks on it.

You're just throwing it
away? You don't care?

But it doesn't mean anything.

All right.

Okay.

FRED: (AS PUPPET) I don't
wanna go to the garage sale.

Pretty please, Fred. No!

(NORMAL VOICE) You're not
useful anymore, Mr. Sock.

You need to leave us and find a
family who will truly love you.

(AS PUPPET) No! No, but why?

(NORMAL VOICE) Because
that's how it is, Mr. Sock.

Have I not introduced you
two? This is Mr. Sock.

A gift from Clara when she
was little for Father's Day.

- It was mine.
- It's so cute.

Now it's just a sock with
eyes, You know, it's nothing.

It will be useful to someone else,
right? Some kid will probably like it.

- It's useless to us, right?
- Yeah, I suppose you're right.

- Excuse me.
- It'll be the same family

that takes the
submarine, I guess.

What? Do you have
something to say?

- What? No, nothing.
- You're looking at me like...

No, no. No.

You look beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Where to?

- I'm going to do karaoke with Cora.
- Yes, that's great.

- Chill out. Awesome.
- You, too. Chill out.

- Yeah. Don't worry.
- Yeah, yeah. You need it.

- Be careful. Okay. Yeah, love you.
- You need it. Bye.

Don't worry, Mr. Sock.

I will never abandon you.

(AS PUPPET) Oh, I was so scared.

When you started saying
I'd go to the garage sale

to be useful to other people.

(NORMAL VOICE) No, you're
staying here. You're my favorite.

You need a shower,
don't you? (SNIFFS) Ooh.

Girls, come set the table.

- Woo-hoo!
- Romy, I don't know what you're doing.

But here in Fred Land,
there are scalloped potatoes

with extra potatoes,
extra cheese.

- Extra, extra.
- Extra. Is this an extra night or what?

Sure feels like it. Romy.
So what are you doing?

Oh, and I didn't tell
you about the dessert.

What's for dessert, my dear Vic?

We have an extra blueberry
pie that is extra extra sweet,

- and it extra smells extra good.
- My dear Vic,

you're making me
hungry just talking.

And I really want to eat it.

- Is everybody here? I don't think so.
- It doesn't look like it.

- Say it with me. Romy. Romy.
- Romy. Romy.

Romy, Romy.

All right, if you insist.

Ah, there she is. Super.

(SINGING IN FRENCH)

It's a secret but
I'm telling you

because you're my friend.

Fred called me earlier
and put me on a mission.

I have to make sure you're
having a relaxing night.

Talk about pressure.

(EMMA CHUCKLES)

(CONTINUES SINGING IN FRENCH)

Anyway, Angel called me.

She loves my voice and
wants to do a duet.

Wait. What?

(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

And now let's give it up for
Sam, Vincent and Michael.

(ALL APPLAUDING)

What happened?

I'm not sure I want to spend the rest
of my life with my face in a book.

What do you want to do?

I would take care of kids like
I did during my internship.

Anyway, that's not the
plan. So, forget it.

You're exhausted. You're
not thinking straight.

So I have your
solution right here.

(SINGING IN FRENCH)

Come on, come on. Existential
questions, they can wait.

Uh-huh.

How about some Celine?

Ooh. Yes, please.

(SINGING IN FRENCH)

Sing it, Emma. Sing it.

(CONTINUES SINGING IN FRENCH)

(HUMMING)

(SIGHS)

Why are you awake?

I was thinking about
a way to collect

rainwater in your fort
and use it for a shower.

- Or...
- Can you come sleep with me, please?

- Okay.
- You know, about the rainwater,

it's gonna be hard as
the fort is inside.

I know. That's
what's keeping me up.

(WHISPERS) Vic.

Vic, are you asleep?

I was falling asleep.

What's that?

I can't fall asleep.
I am stressed out.

So much on my mind.

I'm your big sister, you know.
You can tell me anything.

No, it's nothing.

I'm going to sleep.

SUNDAY

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

I love playing shopkeeper.

So much fun, huh?

(SINGING)

Come on, Dad. Just stop singing.
You're singing out of tune.

It's way off key, unbearable,

- and it's really out of tune.
- I'm singing out of tune?

- Yeah, out of tune.
- I sing gospel music.

- Gospel music?
- Yeah, I sing gospel music.

- When you're singing the word American...
- Yeah.

(VOCALIZING) American.
That's B-flat.

It should be A-natural.

The notes you're seeing don t even
exist. Anyway I'm singing it perfectly.

(VOCALIZING) American.

But that's-actually
that's an A-natural.

- This submarine is so cool.
- It's cool.

- It's cool, right?
- So cool. So cool.

I think my godson would love it.

Yeah, it's beautiful,
but you can't touch it.

- I'd rather, may I?
- How old is it?

How old? Well, it's made of plastic
from about I'd say 2018, right?

Well, and it's not just any
submarine. It has its own story.

It's made of 3000 pieces.

It weighs about six pounds,
and it's 20 inches long.

Just like when you were
born. Pretty crazy.

It's yours for five.

- Come on. Give it.
- No. Actually, it's 20.

- It costs 5.
- My godson's going to love it.

- Thanks.
- Maybe just a couple more dollars.

No, it's all right.

There we go. One item
gone. What can we do?

One item.

Wait, wait, wait.

Not so fast. Let
me see the box set.

Here you go.

- Can I see it?
- Yeah. You see.

(CHUCKLES) Thank you.

It costs 100 Euros.

- No way. Really?
- A collector's item. Yeah.

My son loves that
series. Don't ask me why.

The world's end -World's end.

That's it, that's it.
That's so awesome, isn't it?

He's going to be so happy.
It's impossible to find...

And that's why it's 100 Euros
per DVD. 100 Euros for one.

Otherwise, the box set is 600.

- (LAUGHS)That's nonsense.
- It's not nonsense. It's 600 Euros.

- Keep it then.
- That's what I'm going to do.

- Hi, there.
- Hey, baby, how are you?

You should look into prices.

I'd forgotten how
beautiful you were.

(SCOFFS)

- You took my breath away.
- He's forgotten and it's only been a day.

Hey, look, this is my
dad's. Do you want it?

Well, I already have
my 15 things, actually.

So that's too bad, then.
That would be item number 16,

- that would be too much.
- That would be too much.

Hey, you know what? You can
use it as a rag to clean stuff.

That's a great idea. I'd
actually really love that.

But you're forgetting that it
still counts towards your items.

A rag is considered an item.

- Hey.
- Hey. How are you, honey?

- Good. And you?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

- You're beautiful.
- Thank you.

And I don't forget. I saw you
yesterday, and you're just as beautiful.

- Thanks.
- Where are the girls?

They're looking for
stuff for their fort.

- Okay, then.
- I'm going to grab coffee with Laurence.

Okay. Kiss for good luck.

Bye.

ROMY: How much do
you think it is?

Um, ten euro? Twenty?

Come on.

- Hello there, sir.
- Hello there, sir.

- Hi. How you doing, girls?
- How much is your stove here?

Fifteen.

Don't you think it's a
bit old to cost 15 Euros?

Um, ten for you.

A bit less?

Eight?

- Pretty please.
- (CHUCKLES)

- All right, five.
- Thank you, sir.

Now, I need a composting
toilet and a bathtub.

- I don't have those things.
- We have a bathroom, Romy.

I want to have
everything for myself.

I understand that I'm a burden,
whether it's here or at my mom's.

Your mom's? Why do you say that?

Oh, a Swiss army knife! Do you
think it can peel potatoes?

I'm going to see something.

It's a multi-function knife.

Cork screw, blade.

- There you go, young lady.
- That is awesome.

Yeah. All this is yours
for 10 Euros. It's cheap.

(MOANS)

Hey.

Emma, what do you do when
a patient isn't doing well,

but she doesn't want
to talk about it?

Talk to me.

Well...

- A good friend of mine.
- Mmm-hmm.

She feels rejected, even
though everybody loves her.

Hmm.

Well, I would try to make her talk in an
indirect way while drawing or something.

You'll see that soon
something always comes out,

especially because that
friend is very talkative.

She's not the kind of
person to keep to herself.

We all know that about her.

Make sense? (CHUCKLES)

Laurence, do you have
some paper and markers?

Of course.

Romy.

Come on.

Not right now. I'm busy.

But you need to draw your dream fort
with all the things you'd want inside it.

Why?

So that we can
find them quicker.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Um, you're keeping
the pig for me, right?

Yes. Of course.

They're so cute.

So I should get back. See you.

- Good luck.
- Thank you.

So now I need pillows,
ba*ls and a ladder.

NO JEANS ALLOWED

It's funny. Yesterday I was wearing
jeans and you let me come in.

It's not about jeans.
It's about Jean.

What do you mean?

Not blue jeans?
But Jean, the name.

Like your step dad?

He's already invading
my space at my mom's.

I don't want him
to come in my fort.

That's all.

I overheard a phone call and he
was saying he was moving with us.

That's it.

It might still have some
of our information on it.

- No, no, don't worry.
- Hey, Daddy. Romy and I, we have a plan.

Since Jean's going to move in with
Helena and her place isn't very big,

Romy's going to come live
with me during the week.

That way, she'll
have her own space.

How on earth did you know that?

Helena had to tell
you about it tonight.

Why do guys always get
to decide stuff for me?

I'm sick and tired of always
having to be the fifth wheel.

I always have to say yes.

Like, for example, Emmanuelle
wants to move in with us.

And I have to say yes.

Jean kicks me out of my room.

- I have to say yes.
- Honeybun, listen to me.

I know there have been a
lot of changes in your life,

and we rarely ask
for your opinion.

And it seems like we don't wonder if
it affects you. But do you know why?

Because for us, we think
you're a mature girl.

But that's because
I really am mature.

Exactly. That's
true. Super mature.

You need to know that
for your mother and I,

you're the most important thing
in the whole entire world.

- Excuse me. Dad?
- Understand?

- Vic and me...
- Yeah. Vic, too.

You are also the most
important thing in our world.

You, you win a bronze medal.

- Yeah. You're in third. Third place.
- Third, right.

But we like you.

Come on, hug me. Hug me. Hug
me. It will be all right.

Yes, big old hug.

Yes, honey. But hug me forever.

- I'm never letting... No way. Whoa!
- I'm coming, too.

It's a hug for the family only.

He's crazy.

So am I mature enough
to have a miniature pig?

Ah, you want a miniature pig?

Don't look at me. Jean is the one
who's moving in with your mom.

- True.
- The very least he could do

- is to get you one.
- I think you should ask for 5 of them.

- At least five.
- Six.

No, five is good. Five is good.

Oh, no way.

Ranch At the World's End, this was
my favorite show when I was a kid.

The Ranch at World's End.

I told you about it.

(SINGING) At the World's.

At the World's End.

Excuse me, sir.

Actually. I'm going to take those.
They're not for sale anymore.

That's my childhood.

Oh, well, never mind then.

Sorry about that.
She's in charge here.

-Have a good day,
-It was lame anyway.

- Take care.
- He's the lame one.

The show is great.

I'm really touched.

Yeah.

(HELENA SPEAKING SPANISH)

- ROMY AND FRED: Hola.
- (SPEAKS SPANISH)

Is everything all right?

You need to talk to hablar
con tu filias para...

Speak English, will
you? It'll be easier.

It seems she knows about Jean.

- No.
- Yes. It would be good if you talk to her.

- Okay.
- That works?

Okay. Habla con Ella.

Romy?

(BOTH GROWL)

Mira, guapa?

Jean and I, we have decided to
live in a gigantic apartment.

(SPEAKING SPANISH) Where you will
have your own room just for you.

A room fit for a pirate.

Yeah?

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

All right? Don't
worry about anything.

Because it is...
(SPEAKING FRENCH)

(LAUGHS)

Mira, you come before
myself, you come before Jean.

You come before acting.
You come before everything.

Do I come before paella?

No, before paella. No,
no. (SPEAKING SPANISH)

Mira. What do you say we
drop Vic at her mom's,

and then (SPEAKING
FRENCH) to talk about it?

- Okay. But I'm choosing.
- Vamanos.

Romy, by the way, don't forget to talk
about the promise Jean needs to do.

- I will.
- Right?

- What promise?
- She'll tell you. You'll see it's great.

- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- Love you, Daddy.

The thing is pink
and it's small.

It's pink and small?

- Weird. No, no, no, no.
- Yes.

Yes. Yes, yes.

- What is it?
- Bye, Romy.

ROMY: And it goes...
It goes... (SNORTS)

- No, no. That was your idea.
- Yeah, yeah. So cute.

So cute. It's a great idea.

No. Talk to Jean about it.

Why did I say a miniature pig
instead of a real big one?

- That would have been...
- Five. Five of them.

You're correct again, madam.

Congratulations.

Hey, Emma. For you. For
your dissertation defense.

- Oh, thank you.
- Nice, right?

- You're going to be a painter?
- No.

Then what?

Oh, nice.

Not bad.

You look just like a researcher.

- Really?
- Like Cecilia Knuth.

- It's beautiful.
- FRED: Yeah, very.

You have to really like blue
and wear dark sunglasses.

Got some crumble left.
You want a snack?

That's a lot.

We can eat it while watching an
episode of The Ranch tonight.

- The Ranch?
- Yeah.

You want to watch The Ranch?

- While we eat the crumble.
- Of course, we can.

I reacted a bit too
enthusiastically.

- It's a bit awkward.
- I'd love to watch with you.

- (LAUGHING)
- No, they are mine.

MAN: (ON TV) w*r nearly
destroyed our region.

But we overcame the trials.

Our family came out greater,
stronger and better.

GIRL: (ON TV) This is all thanks
to you, Dad. You were right.

I'm made for healing
animals not people.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

- Didn't age well at all.
- Seriously.

MAN: (ON TV) It's just
as noble, my child.

Yeah, it's so lame.

WOMAN: (ON TV) This is what I've
always wanted to do, deep down.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

MAN: Your mother would be proud.

It's not lame. Not at all.

- She'd be proud of all three of you.
- It's beautiful.

GIRL: I miss her, Dad.

- Do you like Cla-Cla as nickname?
- I don't like it. I hate it.

- Clarinet?
- No.

Stop talking, Dad. Something
important's happening.

Oh. (WHISPERS) Quiet.

MAN: Every day at dusk,
she watches over us,

our ranch and our animals.

This is for you, Biscotte.

Whoa, whoa.

Yee-haw!