02x07 - Radio Caroline

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FRIDAY

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hey, my last patient cancelled on me.
It's the weekend!

-EMMA: Hmm!
-Oh. Honey?

Psych Health

-Honey? Wait, where are you?
-What?

-I'm here.
-Oh! Whoa!

Are you really dressed as a couch?

-Like, what's going on?
-[BOTH LAUGHING]

-Hey, Granny.
-Hello.

How's your retirement going?

I see a blanket. I see some old magazines.

-You're all set up.
-Oh, I'm so comfy.

-So your life's behind you now, huh?
-Yeah.

Aren't you worried this new image
is too punk for me?

I mean, a little too rebellious?

Whoa! Tea and blankets are the new punk.

-You're really hip enough.
-Ah, not hip enough?

-Seriously really going for it, huh?
-Straight up. Oh, no.

-Yup.
-Wow.

What's going on, you crazy Gaspesian?
Where are you going?

I'm going to really lean into my punkness.

I'm going to go to
the coffee shop downstairs,

drink a little hot chocolate
and read my magazine.

Well, you know what? I'll come with you.

Ah, da, da, da, da.

You have furniture to put together.

The present we're giving Helena?

Ah. Oh, no. I hadn't forgotten.

Oh, Fred, come on.
Really? You forgot.

You said you'd built it
before the delivery.

-And I'll... [STAMMERS]
-[SIGHS]

Get it done before then.

You know there are women who can deliver
up to a month after their term?

-It's true.
-You're procrastinating. Come on.

-Fred, you never finish what you start.
-Yeah?

-Yes, I, uh... Well...
-Mmm?

-The puzzle.
-The puzzle?

I finished it.

So the castle with 80 pieces?

Hey, now the box says very clearly...

-Yeah? [LAUGHS]
-"Advanced level."

And the box also says,
"For ages four and over."

Well, I'm over four.
So, uh, it's meant for me.

-Okay! I'm going.
-Okay.

When I return, I hope you'll have
made a little progress, okay?

-Uh, all right, okay.
-Like almost finished.

Okay, go ahead. You have fun now.

Go to the store on your way back.
Get some yarn.

-Then you can knit a nice cardigan.
-What? Cut it out!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Emma! My God!

-I can't believe it!
-Oh, my God! Caroline!

It's so crazy running into you here.

-Here, wait, I'm going to sit down.
-How are you?

-What are you doing here?
-So, you're in Paris now?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Yes!

It's funny because I was thinking
about you a while back and wondering,

"What's happening with Emma
who was so fun

-"and so talented and so beautiful too?"
-Well... Oh.

Yeah, but back then,
you had a little problem with oily skin.

I think it's much better now. Let me see.

-Yeah, your pores are for sure tight.
-Uh...

-You live in the neighborhood?
-Well, thanks.

Uh, yeah, yeah.
I live in the building right there.

So it's definitely a sign, isn't it?

Because I never come
to this area. I hate it.

-But there's a cute store here I love.
-Oh, you hate it?

Anyway, you tell me,
because I got this thing,

but honestly, I'm not so sure.

Look, it's a jumpsuit.

-We both know it's chic.
-Wow. It's amazing!

Not too mechanic-y?

I have nothing against them. I love them.
They're very nice, but I'm not a mechanic.

-I'm an art journalist. I love it.
-Ah.

It's my passion.
Tough, but still my passion.

-Wow.
-And you? What's new with you then?

-Well, I finished my thesis...
-You know who I ran into recently?

-Lorine! You remember Lorine?
-Huh? Lorine?

-Yes, yes, yes.
-She moved to Vancouver.

-Oh, yeah?
-She's a total homebody.

She has three kids
and spends all day

on the couch
reading books like a grandma.

-It's nuts! [SCOFFS] Weird.
-Oh, yeah? But Lorine is...

She literally spends all day in sweatpants.

-It's a nightmare.
-[CHUCKLES] Right.

But you're not the same.
You're coming from the gym, right?

-I... was... gym...
-HELENA: [IN SPANISH] Hi, Emma! Hi!

[IN ENGLISH] I'm in a big rush.
I'm going to see my midwife.

-Can I leave her here?
-Oh, no, no, no problem.

-Great.
-No problem.

[IN SPANISH] Bye, sweetheart.

-Bye, thanks.
-[IN ENGLISH] Bye.

-Well, I'm gonna go up. See you later!
-Yes, go ahead, go. Okay, bye.

That your bestie? You're so nice
to babysit her kid because...

Yeah, amusing people
who squeeze out children,

but don't raise them.

-You don't have a kids, do you?
-VICTOIRE: Hi, Emma.

-No, but, I...
-MARIE-ANGE: Woo-hoo! There you are!

-EMMA: Oh, hi.
-She's done her homework for the weekend.

Just make sure she's memorized
her geography lesson.

-Okay. Awesome.
-I've got to go catch a train to Honfleur.

-Have fun!
-I'm going up!

-Bye!
-So you're a babysitter, right?

-[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
-Uh, this is a complex question...

[GASPS] I got a match.

-Frank.
-Emma, Emma, Emma!

-CAROLINE: Wow, he's cute, too.
-I have something crazy to tell you.

-Hi.
-Uh, Clara, uh, this is Caroline.

She's a friend
who I went to university with in Quebec.

-Hello.
-And Clara is my, uh, neighbor friend.

Nice to meet you.
Paul Drake. You know him?

My favorite artist is coming to Paris!
They need volunteers at his exhibition.

-I need a CV.
-Hold on. Paul?

-Yeah.
-Paul? Paul is one of my best buddies.

-Want me to text him?
-No way.

-Of course, I'd love it.
-No problem. It takes two seconds.

-Really?
-Well, of course.

-He owes me one anyway.
-Okay.

Actually, Paul... it's a long story,
but I'll make it short.

-CLARA: Yeah.
-Uh, he was lame.

He was in his little workshop
doing some pretty awful stuff.

I told him, "Come on, man,
you're going to have to make

"two or three decisions in your life
and I'll tell you how to do it."

And now he's a star.

-Well, he has gotten a big head but...
-[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

Oh, we're good. You got the job.

-What?
-What?

-Well, yeah.
-Uh...

-I really got the job?
-Yep.

-Wow, thanks, Caro!
-It's nothing. Well, I'll leave you to it

because I've a really busy day.

But I'm so sad you didn't even
get to tell me what you're up to.

Well, you know what?
I'll text you and come see you tomorrow

-now that I know where you live. Okay?
-Uh, tomorrow, you're going to...

-All right, then!
-You're going to text me, you're going...

-Later. Thank you so much.
-Bye.

She's so cool.

Oh, yeah, yeah, No, she's cool. Yeah.
I'd forgotten she's so intense.

-[DOOR OPENS]
-EMMA: No, I mean, it's just that

-Caro is a bit invasive.
-Who's that? Who's Caro?

Emma's friend we ran into at the cafe.
And guess what? I got a job.

I'm working at the Drake exhibit.
How cool is that?

-You're gonna be working with the rapper?
-No. Paul Drake.

You know, uh, like my idol.

I talk about him all the time.
And Emma's friend knows him.

-FRED: All right, okay.
-Cool, isn't it?

Why are you making that face then?
It's amazing.

-Mmm.
-Yeah, but she lied to Caro.

-[CHUCKLES]
-FRED: Sorry, what?

-Wait, I'm sorry. You lied?
-Hmm. Hmm, yes.

I mean, who are you?
Do I even know you anymore,

-child of Satan, Beelzebub?
-[EMMA LAUGHS]

-What's going on? Why'd you lie like that?
-[EMMA SIGHS]

She said I was her neighbor friend.

-What?
-Yes. And I didn't admit

that I'm a stepmom to the other kids,
either. So there's that.

But why'd you you say that?
I mean, are you ashamed?

Are you ashamed of us?

Not at all. But I didn't have time.

She was just going on and on
and I couldn't... So I...

Really, I just wanted her to leave.

And she had the nerve to say
when you have kids,

-you become a granny.
-[CLARA LAUGHS]

-Oh! All right, okay, yeah! Okay.
-[LAUGHING]

That word's a no go for her

because she's starting to get
white hair and all that.

-Hey.
-FRED: Well, then,

-aren't we getting old?
-[CLARA LAUGHS]

-Yeah.
-Hey, Miss Grandma.

-[MIMICS OLD LADY] Oh...
-EMMA: Hey!

-I'm a grandma.
-Yeah, you'll see when you meet her

because Caro invited herself
over for tomorrow.

Want to know what
her nickname used to be?

-Uh, so her name's Caroline?
-Yeah.

I don't know, I guess, uh, Caro?

-[LAUGHS]
-FRED: Huh? Is that right?

-No.
-Tell me then.

Radio Caroline!
Because, man, could she talk.

-Oh, I would've called her Radioline.
-[ALL LAUGHING]

-That would've been good.
-Not bad. So wait, Clara, tomorrow,

um, when you get here,
could you ring the doorbell first?

-What?
-Please.

If we try to explain,
you won't get a word in.

-Okay.
-It's like putting a coin in a jukebox.

Okay, but I have to get ready
for my Drake exhibit interview.

I'm so happy.

Yeah!

Look, you know what?
Don't worry about it.

She'll come over,
she'll have some coffee with us,

and I'll make her the most
disgusting one possible.

I mean, then she won't stay long.
Problem solved, right?

What are we going to do with Romy and Vic?

We'll send them, to, uh,
Nolan and Sarah Jane's and that's it.

-And that way...
-[UTENSILS CLATTERING]

I'll be free to watch how you act
when you lie through your teeth.

Because I know for a fact
that it's going to be

-extremely cute when you lie.
-Why?

-Because, I mean, you never lie.
-[LAUGHS]

-So it'll be adorable.
-[CELL PHONE CHIMES]

-Really? Then I should lie more often?
-Yeah.

-Oh, yeah. You really should.
-[CHUCKLES]

Oh, it's Stan.

"Sorry, brother. I'm in Honfleur.
I'm barely alive."

I feel like he's been running away
from me for a while now.

I don't know,
there's something going on with him.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[SNAPS FINGERS]

-Yeah, hello. I'm here for...
-Up here.

Okay.

[WOMAN SCOFFS]

Well, do you know the artist?

Oh, yeah, sure.
He's my inspiration.

-I mean it.
-Mmm. Oh, dear.

I see that you have zero experience
in the business of art.

So, no, but, I'm an expert when
it comes to the work of Paul Drake.

-Drake.
-Drake.

-Drake.
-Drake.

-Drake.
-Drake.

And besides that,
I'm really, really committed to

-fighting climate change and everything.
-Oh! [CHUCKLES] How original.

-What is?
-Being committed

to fighting climate change at your age.
That's original.

I'm pretty sure
you can't put and age limit

on feeling, uh, concerned about...

-How are you at public speaking?
-Great.

Well, we'll see about that.

-[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
-Cool.

Great.

Yes.

FRED: Okay.
So, first I have to put the screws in.

One, two, three.

One, two, three, four.

Four? One, two, three, four.

Well, of course always something missing.
Every time! I mean, this is nuts! Every...

It's missing. It's missing!
How do you want me... I...

There aren't four! There are three.
How is this possible?

Frankly, they shouldn't be surprised,
I'm calling the...

-Are you okay?
-No, I'm not okay. A screw is missing.

Every time, it's the exact same thing.

-A part is missing...
-You mean this one?

-Oh, great. You found it.
-Mmm-hmm.

Well, cool.

No, but it's too late.
You found it too late. Too late.

If you had found it earlier...

No, but... Hammering, acid.

It's going to make
a hell of a racket, honey, I can't.

Tomorrow.
I'll definitely do it, but tomorrow.

SATURDAY

Hey, girls. I was wondering
if you'd like to go to

Nolan and Sarah Jane's this afternoon?

ROMY AND VICTOIRE: Yeah!
FRED: Oh, yeah?

That'll be fun.

And in return, I'm going to need help
assembling some small tiny furniture.

-No...
-No.

What? I'll throw in
some pancakes too if you want.

Papa, if you're trying to bribe us,
you should just pay us. Like, with cash.

Wow. What kind of generation is this?
I mean, you guys are something else.

Back in my day,
I used to help my parents...

Fine, I'll give you 20 euros.

-25.
-30.

-22.
-20.

Okay, 20.

-That way, it's 10-10.
-Good.

I love negotiating with you. It's amazing.

-So, where is this furniture?
-It's in the laundry room.

-ROMY: Okay. Vic.
-Go ahead, go.

I'll give you five euros
today and rest...

-Hey.
-Good morning.

-What's going on? You have a date or what?
-What? Oh.

-No. It's my Saturday outfit.
-Right, okay.

-Mmm-hmm.
-So this...

-ROMY: Papa, where's the screwdriver?
-Hey, but... That's for me.

I said I'm building it myself.
I mean it. No one touch it. It's my job!

Unbelievable! They're messing
with the furniture. I told them not to.

-What?
-I'm assembling it all by myself.

I swear, I didn't say anything.

-They wanted to assemble it.
-Fred.

-They love assembling stuff.
-You're such a bad liar.

They assemble stuff all the time, truly.
They even installed they fridge

-when they were only four.
-[CHUCKLES] You're a bad liar.

MAN: My God.

-Frightening.
-Yes.

Exactly. This is frightening.

Um, I think, uh, but,
this is the... [STAMMERS]

-The purpose.
-Yeah, the purpose of, uh, Paul Drake,

uh, the artist and, um...

The smoke! [BLOWS]
The smoke, yeah, the...

is intense [BLOWS]
because of the... [STAMMERS]

the pile of clothes.

And the... the plastic,
the nylon... [SIGHS]

No, no for the planet! No!
It's too hot, too hot. Stop! Stop! Hot!

No! Bad, bad! Um...

I think this is the... [CLEARS THROAT]

the pollution.

So... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
Let's move on to the next work.

This is called "The Earth Chokes".

Which represents nature's inability
to blossom in today's society.

Please, admire the bubble of plastic.

Symbolizing the physical and mental trap
we, as a civilization, are stuck in.

You can take a look.

[CHUCKLES] What the hells was that?

-It's marvelous!
-Yeah, marvelous! [CHUCKLES]

Get to the front.
A group of kids will be arriving.

Reassure me you can handle yourself.

-Go.
-Thanks.

[CHUCKLES]

-Hello.
-Hello. How are you?

Great. [GASPS]

-Come in, come in.
-Wow, you really look amazing.

-No sweats today, huh?
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]

-How are you? Hi.
-Hello. How are you?

-Caroline, right? Fred.
-Caroline, yeah.

-Is he your roomie?
-Uh, no, he's my boyfriend.

Ah, but you didn't mention
you were seeing someone.

-Naughty. Well, I can't stay long.
-It's not like I had a proper chance...

-I'm so dead today, seriously. Ugh!
-Okay.

And I have to work tomorrow.
I work every Sundays.

It's awful! Every Sunday.
Can you imagine?

That's terrible! That sucks!

-Just awful!
-It's beautiful here.

-FRED: Thanks.
-I mean, it's very you, you know.

Okay. Can I make you
a cup of coffee or something?

-Great, yeah, a small espresso.
-FRED: Okay.

-An espresso. In a small cup.
-In a small cup.

-Like a normal espresso, right?
-Yeah.

Having all these buildings
block your view must be rough.

We don't mind it. Oh, darn!
I accidentally made a regular.

Oh, well, that's fine.
I just won't bother.

-So tell me everything.
-Oh.

How long have you been together?

-Ah, well, it's been...
-You're obviously a new couple, right?

Still in the honeymoon phase, huh?
You're wearing full make-up

and dressed up on a Saturday,
it's pretty nuts.

That's typical for a new couple. [LAUGHS]

-Like with my ex, Lorenzo.
-Oh, yeah?

In the beginning, we were really like,
being extra careful and stuff.

I used to blow-dry my hair every morning.

-Every morning, I'd wake up an hour early.
-No. Please, no.

So impossible, am I right? After a while,
you just can't keep up anymore.

That's normal. Then you crave a little bit
of naturalness and everything.

But the leopard can't change its spots.
And then, bam!

We're that couple with nothing to say
to each other at restaurants.

And then separate bedrooms.

But then again, I feel like
all couples are like that, right?

-[DOORBELL RINGS]
-Well, I'm not. Ah! No, I got it.

-EMMA: No, I'll go.
-I can go. Go ahead, okay, all right.

So what about you?
What do you do for a living?

-[DOOR OPENS]
-Ah. I get to speak?

Um, well, I...
I'm an osteopath.

-Ah, man! Bizarre!
-Yeah?

Because I met this masseuse
who was amazing in Thailand.

-[DOOR CLOSES]
-And I was thinking, wait, this is wild.

He could tell exactly

-where to apply pressure.
-Yes, but a masseuse is on the beach.

-Osteopaths actually have a diploma...
-Yes.

-...and an office.
-Hello, Caroline.

-Hi, Carla.
-Hello, Mr. Mercier.

Yes, hi. How are you?
It's the neighbor friend. Incredible.

-How are you, Carla?
-FRED: It's Clara.

-I'm fine, thanks.
-FRED: I guess you can put the "L"

wherever you want.
I put it at the end sometimes.

-Caral, I call her.
-[CLARA CHUCKLES]

-Thank you again for this job, Caroline.
-No worries.

-My pleasure. Happy to help.
-CLARA: I'm super grateful.

And the artwork is great, so it's...

-Well, that's Paul.
-It's amazing.

He's really found the perfect niche
with ecology and all that.

Everyone loves that. I mean, so it
opens up a lot of international stuff.

Like, for example, right now, he's in
Paris for three days for his exhibition.

Then bam!
Off with his private jet to Dubai.

-His jet?
-Well, sweetie,

it's complicated to build
an international career on a bike.

[LAUGHS]
You with the pithy comments!

But... But he's an activist.

Ooh. If you ask me,
he's more of a CAC 40 than a COP 21.

Know what I'm saying?
[CHUCKLING]

But then again, that's normal.
To each, their own.

For instance, me, I hate recycling.
It's something I really hate doing.

So I just don't do it.
Putting stuff in the yellow bins

and the green bins and all that.
It just gives me a headache.

-Colors!
-But then one thing I like doing

is composting and I built my own
compost box because I'm pretty handy.

-No way. Pardon? You're pretty handy?
-It makes sense. My dad was a carpenter.

Because, uh, you're good with tools?

-Yeah.
-Huh. Me too.

Here. [GRUNTS SOFTLY]
You tighten it up. There.

I already started on
the other side yesterday, so...

Let's see. Um, what's this thing for?

Uh, it's a piece of furniture for a baby.

-Are you pregnant?
-Oh, no, it's not for me. It's for...

-[CHUCKLES] It's for a friend.
-[LAUGHS] I was worried.

-No, not at all.
-[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

Oh.

I have to leave because
I've got a date from LikeMe

who wants to get drinks with me
in ten minutes.

-EMMA: Oh!
-All right. Oh, no. Well, yes.

I mean, if you...
Yeah, but maybe you could...

I thought you were staying for dinner.

We can finish up here.
Then have dinner.

-It could be fun.
-Mmm.

No? What do you think? Sushi?

-Ugh! Not big on sushi.
-No. It's terrible. Awful.

-McDonald's?
-Tacos.

We'll do tacos with
sesame batter and kale.

And some kale. Okay, I love those.
Right on. Okay.

Um, that way, you finish this
by the time it arrives.

But then you can go on your date

-sometime later tonight.
-[SCOFFS] "Sometime later tonight."

-FRED: Yeah.
-This guy's lost it.

Later tonight,
I already have a gallery opening.

Then after that, I'll be meeting up
with Paul in Saint Jean.

-Oh, yeah?
-He needs my input for the exhibition.

You know?
No, I'll just cancel my drink. It's fine.

But what about your date? Uh...

What if you miss out
on the love of your life?

Imagine. He could be the one
and you lose him

because you're here building stuff.

-The one?
-You should go, I think.

You know what?

You better not miss this opportunity. Here.

You never know.
He could be the man of your dreams.

Full primped, looking all pretty and go for it!

-Okay? Okay.
-Okay. All right then.

-Bye, gorgeous.
-Bye.

-Bye.
-See you later.

-Well, two tacos and two... Hey, Caro!
-[DOOR OPENS]

-[DOOR SHUTS]
-What's this? Why?

Well... Mmm?

to accept who we are

It's a bit titled, but...

We just won't use that part.

Paul Drake, in every fashion show!

From Milan to Rome, the plastic artist Paul Drake
is in all the fashion weeks!

That's all right. Oh! Careful!

I guess we just won't
put stuff there either.

Accepting oneself fully:
Acceptance and tolerance of emotions

I can't build this.
I just can't build this.

I can't do it. I'm done, man.

[SIGHS]

SUNDAY

-How's everyone doing? Hello?
-[BLOWS]

Oh, hang on. This one.

[BLOWS]

-Um, sir! Sir!
-Who, me?

-It's artwork. Don't touch it.
-I see.

Okay, because it was empty.
So where are the refreshments?

Anyway, um, this here
represents our ecological consciousness.

A consciousness that shames us.

What are we doing about climate change?
So, yeah.

Do you have any questions
about the art piece or...

-Yes, miss, what is it?
-Is it normal that we can't see

any of the oceans and all that?

-Correct.
-Cool, um, thanks.

Uh, it's normal because in fact,

the white there symbolizes, uh,
the sand I'm guessing.

-That's right.
-Because it's, well... it's all dried up,

-um, like the rivers, right? When it...
-Yes.

It's well explained, I think.
It's... It's clear, I mean.

just looking at the work like that.

Hmm. It's hard to get,
but thanks to the explanations.

I thought they were borders
but it's just cracks.

All right, uh, anyone else
have any questions?

-What's that thing over there?
-Well, if you'll follow me,

-let's go see the second piece.
-Yeah, okay. Let's go. Come on.

CLARA: This piece by Paul Drake
is called "The Earth Weeps".

FRED: Great stuff.

-Ah, sorry, excuse me.
-Please find a spot around the piece,

-so we can all see.
-I'm sorry.

-Okay, I think we're ready to start.
-Oh! So cold!

Romy... Miss, please refrain from
touching the artwork.

-Please continue, miss.
-All right.

So this second artwork is called
"The Earth Weeps."

-Oh, okay.
-As you can see,

it's made of a block of ice
that's melting.

-No! Still no touching!
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Got it.

And it encourages each of us
to question our behaviors

as we face climate change.

Quick... Quick question. Um, apparently,
he doesn't really think about it,

considering the number of heaters

-[CHUCKLES] he's using.
-Yes, that's a good point.

So we get the message,
but it's a bit contradictory,

-if I would say so.
-I agree with you.

And then if I may,
when I saw the Mona Lisa,

I... I thought,
"Wow, this is going to last ten years."

And in fact, I went back
and it's still there and it still works.

I'm like, "Wow!"

But right now I'm wondering
if we come back later,

this piece will be gone.
Just a puddle, right?

No, but it's art.
It's... It's ephemeral.

Yes. Well, because afterwards...

Excuse me? But I'm feeling like
we're getting a little off topic.

Truthfully, I think it's really great

that the visitors are questioning
Drake's approach.

-Well, yes.
-We are in a free and democratic country.

Makes sense.

I mean, honestly,
an entire exhibition on ecology

with six heaters and plastic
in every piece

-affects credibility.
-That's what I said!

Well... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
I'll take it... I'll take it from here.

-But, thanks.
-No, sorry, I'm not done.

Paul Drake, everybody, is a fraud.

He's an opportunist
who uses ecology to make money

and I'm sick of those greenwashings.

So, bye, Drake!
These are not my values! I quit.

-This... Excuse me, sir.
-CHRISTINE: No, have you lost it?

-Here we go.
-Oh!

-CLARA: These are not my values!
-Careful, sweetie.

-And these are not my values!
-FRED: Easy.

-Oh! Not my vales.
-FRED: Not our values.

-Oops! Not my values!
-FRED: Not her values!

-CLARA: I quit!
-Out! Get out!

-Come pick this up. Hurry up!
-FRED: That's my daughter.

-[EXCLAIMS] Big up, big up!
-ROMY: That's my sister!

Clara, way to go! [WHOOPS]

Uh, his daughter?

There! There! There!

No. I told you not to hire that one.

-Wait, Carla did all this?
-I mean, I gave her the job

-and she does this?
-Uh...

Well, yes. Yes. Also, it's Clara.
And yes, she's my stepdaughter.

I'm very proud of her
because she defended her values.

You know what?
The other two are also my stepdaughters.

Vic and Romy.
So there, that's everything.

But why did you say Carla was
your neighbor? Why lie about that?

Clara. Because it's much simpler,
because you never let me get a word in,

because you kept talking constantly.
Just constantly, Caroline, constantly.

I get it.

Well, it's a bit my fault, too.
I'm sorry I lied.

I'm sorry, but it bothered me
when you talked about Lorine.

It bothered me.

And yeah, sometimes
I like being a homebody, too,

and I'd like to stay in on Friday nights,

I'm a fan of sweatpants
when I'm not working out,

and I love my stepdaughters, and yes,
I am a stepmom, and I love it. There.

-[SIGHS]
-Well, I'm getting lunch with Paul,

but, um, I got time for a coffee.

I don't even know
what you do for a living.

It'd be my pleasure.
That'd be great.

-Come on, I'll catch you up.
-I'll shut up.

-Yeah? All right.
-Mmm-hmm.

Well, I ended up moving here
last year after my thesis.

-Thesis?
-Then I turned down a job in Brussels

-because I met Fred...
-[GASPS] Speaking of Belgium,

guess who I just ran into.

Thierry, the guy who always
had something in his teeth.

Hi. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Paul, yes. This is Christine.

Yeah, uh, we've got a little...
Christine. [CHUCKLES]

The CAM Gallery.

Christine.

The French Penelope Cruz.
Oh, okay.

Did you tighten it?

-Yeah, I think so.
-Well, we're good then.

[FRED SIGHS]

I think so.

Now... [LAUGHING]

Hmm.

So this is...
That's it? Yes.

-Ta-da!
-[LAUGHING]

[SOBBING]

-Are you crying?
-No, no, no, no, not at all.

[SIGHS, SNIFFLES] Thanks a lot, sweetie.

Do you realize what we achieved?
In less than, what?

-I just got one question.
-Yeah?

This present, so why didn't we just
build it over at Mom's?

Yeah, we could've...
we could've done that.

But hey, we did it here.

-We're done.
-Well, it won't fit through the door.

Or the hallway. Yeah.

Why are you telling me this right now?
Why did you wait? Why...

Are you all against me
in this family or what?

Hey, you know what?
They can come pick it up, okay?

-They'll figure it out.
-[CELL PHONE RINGING]

-It's made. It's done.
-It's Mom.

-What is it?
-She's in the hospital!

-The baby's on its way!
-The baby's on its way? No way!

BICHAT UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL CENTER

-[BABY CRYING]
-HELENA: [IN SPANISH] Look, sweetheart.

[IN ENGLISH] What do you think
of your little brother, huh?

-He's adorable.
-HELENA: Hmm.

-But his head's kind of weird.
-[CLARA AND VICTOIRE LAUGH]

-Your head was even weirder.
-HELENA: Oh, no.

-You were the most beautiful baby ever.
-Well, no.

There were other
beautiful ones too, you know?

Plus you had these little antennae
growing out at first.

The doctor said, "That's not normal."
So we cut 'em. They grew back a little.

-We had it cut off again. It's true.
-Whatever, Papa.

-He was crazy about you.
-You see?

He thinks he's funny, but he's not.

-Wow.
-Oh, look! He smiled at me!

It's because he's crazy about you too.

He recognizes your voice, you see?

-Hey, everyone!
-HELENA: [IN SPANISH] Hello.

[IN ENGLISH] Let me see the baby.

-Let me introduce you to Nino.
-FRED: He's so tiny.

-Congrats.
-Thanks.

MARIE-ANGE: Are you okay?
HELENA: Yeah, I'm fine.

-Hey! Congratulations!
-[HELENA HUSHING]

[SOFTLY] Sorry. Congratulations. Sorry.

HELENA: Look at this cutie.
STAN: Wow! She's so beautiful!

-HELENA: No, it's boy. It's Nino.
-He's so handsome.

-Thank you.
-How did... How did you know?

-Uh...
-FRED: About the birth.

Well, uh...

I sent a text to Stan.

Yeah. Who's this girl over here?
[CHUCKLES]

-It's Vic.
-It was you, yeah!

Yeah, yeah.
She was like, "Yeah, we're here."

She said, "Come on." I said, "Wow!
Congratulations! I'm going to drop by."

-I was nearby.
-You were, were you? Nearby?

-He's so cute.
-[MARIE-ANGE CLEARS THROAT]

Anyway, uh, we, uh,
got you an amazing gift.

But you'll have to come and get it though.

Uh, so, uh, maybe
with a friend and a screwdriver.

-Or maybe two. Two, three because...
-What is it? Ah, I'm so happy!

-Let's hope we get it out.
-HELENA: Okay. Suspense.

Suspense! [CLICKING TONGUE]

-You look great.
-JEAN: Romy, you want to hold the baby?

Ah, thanks. You as well.

-[EMMA CHUCKLES]
-I'm stuck. Sorry.

Hold on.

So do you plan to tell him
one day or, um...

-What?
-About you and Stan.

You might want to tell Daddy.

You knew about this, too?

Well, yeah. I totally caught them
a long time ago.

Vic, we'll tell them
when the time is right, okay?

You know, man, I tried calling you like,


Well, I told you,
I was in, uh, Honfleur, capital of judo.

[SCOFFS] Honfleur is the capital of...
Like, they invented judo?

They did though.

-It's the capital.
-Honfleur?

-Honfleur!
-That was in Japan. What are you saying?

Man, no! It was a Japanese guy
on vacation in Honfleur.

He saw the people doing it on the beach,
in the hotels, in the bars,

parking lots and everywhere.
And he said, "I'm going to steal this

-"and take it back to Japan."
-Sure.

-I swear to you.
-Dude, I've been to Honfleur.

And I've never seen judo on the beach.
What are you saying?

Well, that's because they stopped.

When the Japanese dude stole judo,
they said, "We're done."

That's crazy.
How do we get out of here?

So where is the exit?

EXIT

-Oh, look, it's right there.
-FRED: Like, sure, you went to Honfleur

-for a judo competition.
-What was it so hard to... Honey.

-Where are you going? Come on.
-[STAN LAUGHS]

No way! I'm single. You know that.

Your laugh is... is really
super weird, dude. Seriously.

-Well, this isn't the way.
-No this exit is ridiculous. It's...

-Exit.
-There you go.

FRED: I was just following Stan.
STAN: Hey, it's not my fault.

Oh.

Here's the way out.
I figured it out earlier.

Sweetie, you feel all right?

-First Sunday with Papanou.
-Well, uh...

Shall we make a pizza?

-Yeah.
-CLARA: I'm in.

FRED: So how about, uh, pizza,
pajamas, sleep?

CLARA: Sounds like a plan.

FRED: Yeah, Sunday fun day.