Mr.
Bressler.
Mr.
-What? I'm a growing boy.
-Yeah, the
- Boy's got the back,
- Babe.
Do you guys need any help?
Oh, f*ck. Oh, so excited.
It's really cute. Oh my God,
this is gonna be so fun.
We're gonna have a trip
together. Oh, come on. Let's go.
Thank you. Thanks boys.
You don't need to hop,
Right?
No, we're good. Let's
Go.
Oh, it's so quiet here
- And romantic,
- Babe.
This is so cute. Good
job. Look at the moon.
All right, let the
vacation begin.
-Movie night.
-Ooh. Yeah.
Let's watch
something work. Yeah.
Does edibles about
kicking? Can we watch
A comedy p*ssy?
Oh, Mike, back me up
on this. Huh? Mike.
There's no WiFi.
Where's the tv?
Who's got a raid?
Babe, you booked us a
house with no TV or WiFi.
First of all, I didn't
know there wasn't any WiFi.
And secondly, there's
definitely a TV here.
It must be in the guest house.
Well, can you get off the
toilet and show it to us?
Every time I try to
go take a sh*t, I mean,
Can I take a sh*t?
And please.
Damn,
Babe, look at those stars.
There's so many. There's
200 billion trillion.
Million trillion. Whoa.
-Yeah.
-Wait, watch out, babe.
You're very high, huh?
-Whoa.
-That's true.
-Okay, Mike. Ta-da.
-Really? That's it.
It's not the size that matters.
Says the guy with a small tv.
Nice.
f*ck dude. I tried.
Ugh. Welcome to the Stone Age.
Hmm? What is that
thing? It's a VCR, man.
- No, it's a
- Vhs.
You put in the V. Same thing.
Not like a home baby. No idea.
But it says Claimy,
so it's not working.
Maybe it's backwards.
You are lucky.
Something feels
weird about this.
-Yeah, I'm rolling.
-All right guys,
I just wanna get a
quick intro full bit,
and then we can all go
back to doing whatever.
Okay. Hey guys. So a few
of us are heading out
to the desert version,
Jay Tree, baby.
We have my girl, Chloe at C
Fit Baby, you already know.
And my home girl from
way back you Lilly means
it's just Mina.
But that is her YouTube channel
name, and she's really good.
So go subscribe if
you're not Thanks,
Mina. Say hi,
Erin.
Sing the camera mic
this way? Yeah. Okay.
We also have some
fellas here with
What up?
Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.
I'd like you to meet Dwayne.
The Rob Johnson. Okay.
Anyway, anyways, we are
heading out to the desert
for a few days because
the world has gone crazy
and it feels like it's just
getting crazier, right?
Not to mention all
the online hate.
You guys know I love
you, but seriously,
some people are just
so mean nowadays.
And polluters. What?
The corporations, man,
they're f*cking up the planet,
Right?
Like I was saying, we had
no choice but to escape.
And also, let's not
forget the true gentleman
behind the camera,
my videographer,
and one of my favorite
people in the world.
Aaron showed them that
bass. He's pretty cute.
We're behind the scenes guy,
huh? So we're getting off
so rid, and we're gonna chill
and find you getting
peace and inspiration.
Chase on a rental. Oh, I
- Got a sweet deal online,
- Bro.
And Aaron's gonna, my
God f*cking sh*t, Noah.
Sorry. That f*cking
guy was in the middle
of our lane. f*ck f*cking
Dude.
You were definitely
drifting, bro. I was.
That guy was in the middle of
our lane. I, she's cargo now.
How's cargo? Hey,
you okay? Ah, yeah.
- It's
- So joy.
Why are we stopping here?
Because I really love this place.
I have to f*cking
piss relax here.
Yeah, there's only place
for like 50 miles, so, yes.
Okay. Boot, gas, liquor.
-Chase.
-Yep.
-You can fill it up, right?
-Yeah, I got you. Thanks, baby.
This is, excuse me, sir, do
you have a bathroom? I can use
Broken.
Okay, then what do
you do when someone has
to use the bathroom?
You don't get a lot
of water out here, so,
Okay.
f*ck.
Okay. What do you
think you wanna do?
Wine, beer, vodka, tequila.
Let's just get all of that.
Okay,
Lisa?
Oh, I got it. I got it.
Each one of you girls
is prettier than the next.
Oh, thank you.
Or making a movie, huh?
Yeah. Kind of a weekend
getaway type thing.
How do I watch this movie?
Do you have Instagram?
What? Nevermind.
Just this.
You all think you're
better than me? What?
I said, do you all think
you're better than me?
Why would, why would
we think that we're
Yo, man, it's all good.
What? Nobody here said anything.
It's all good. Yeah.
No one said anything.
Watch you. No
connecting with you.
Okay, now I'm in the movie.
62. Perfect. Keeps
Change.
Okay,
let's go.
Hell, that guy was
such a f*cking perf
Dude, the way he looked
into my camera. Okay,
Guys, be nice.
I'm sure he's very
lonely out here.
-What happened?
-No,
the gas station guy. He
was just super creepy.
Do I need to say
something? No, it's
The little one.
Forgot this.
Thanks, dude.
-Hey, what are we doing?
-Sorry, man, back there.
No, you want to follow
pace of business for you?
We go, there we go. There
go. Oh my God. Okay.
That's crazy. Oh, my,
Tracy, where is this place?
Yeah, I feel like we've
really middle the middle
of nowhere. Yeah. How are we
Lost? Really? Middle? No,
It's, it's, oh,
look at that house.
This a, I think that's
it on the right.
Oh, is this, no one
is around. Oh, is that
Getaway?
sh*t. I mean, when
we said off the grid,
we are getting,
yo, look at that.
Let's get out. Get, I
need to get outta here.
Do you wanna get out?
Yeah. Wow. My God. Oh,
Yeah.
- Hate
- It.
My, he put the, yeah.
Oh my gosh. Oh, sh*t.
Whoa. I mean, whoa.
Whoa.
-This place is beautiful.
-I love it. Oh, okay.
Wait until you see the whole
Property, Aaron.
Oh my gosh. Let's see.
Look at that thing.
Wow. I actually love
this. Okay, come here.
So we have this
gorgeous Spanish paint
and these funky little faces.
-Okay. Those are me.
-This really feels like
home away from home.
So there's just two bedrooms.
Oh, this is just
the guest house.
Okay, well, dibs and
Eric, why don't you
take the other one?
Say this. Where are
we sleep in? Big guy.
Oh, the main house.
Ooh, main house. The
Main house.
You go,
Woo.
Look at that. You ready?
Wow. Okay. Wow.
So we just got to the
house and it's amazing.
But there is one thing
that the listing mentioned
that I check out the pool.
Yes, it is as beautiful
as the photos.
And you're gonna catch
me in there right now.
Is the whole trip
gonna be like this?
You cleaning already?
New girl? No, I just
Don't worry about her.
She's just messing
with you and Lauren
after a few talking bits.
She likes that fly on
the wall type of footage.
We've seen her content, right?
- Not really,
- Really?
I mean, I post my music,
but I try to stay
off social media.
So you haven't
even seen my videos.
No. Sorry, I, it's
nothing personal.
I'm sure they're amazing.
Y'all ready? Yes. Y'all ready?
-Yes.
-Hey, Aaron, I want you to get this.
We've been waiting.
Hey, here we go.
-Oh. Oh, sh*t.
-This is pretty nice.
Wow. Nice. This is actually,
My gosh.
Okay. I like, wow, babe, you
really didn't f*ck this one up.
I got mine.
Chase. Where's Mina's bedroom?
I, there's a dope pullout
couch right there. So
You did f*ck it up.
I can totally do the couch.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No way. No. Noah.
-Yeah.
-Get out of Mina's bedroom.
-What?
-You're on the couch?
No, I, I drove.
I don't care that you
drove. You're on the couch.
-Well, I don't care.
-You're on the couch.
-Noah.
-Lauren.
- Noah. I'm
- So tall.
-Yeah, but you're so tiny.
-Skinny.
You're skinny. Come
on, get on the couch.
-Couch. You're welcome.
-I'm so sorry.
-Jessica Max.
-All of them.
Babe. I'm about
to hit the pool with
A cold beverage right now.
You want a one or two?
How about we go to
the pool a little later?
-Okay. Yeah. Agree.
-Yeah. Yeah.
You don't always have
to be filming. You know,
The more I film
now, the less I have
to film later right now.
Relax.
Yeah. But I just don't want
you feeling like you always
have to be doing something,
you know? It should be fine.
Yeah, I know.
And it's gonna be good. Thanks
for the invite, by the way.
Yeah. Thanks, Lauren. This
is really what I needed.
Break from the
horror of the world.
Well, I don't
know about you guys,
but I have been
doom scrolling 247,
so I'm kind of loving that.
There's no WiFi here.
I'm glad you guys
are happy. Cheers.
Oh, Aaron can get it.
Guys. We're coming. Okay.
From a kick. Better back up
the ground.
Better. Believe me. Knocking
out your beef, beef, beef, beef
fell down the up and
slapping on the steam
as going in work.
I get the foot in work.
I'm leaving dead body parts
on the grass fell fast.
I'm coming up.
Damn. I miss, it's
getting kind of f*ck.
I, I need it. I'm so, I need it.
I can't make up my mind
when I'm hacking. You know?
I be like, mission jacket,
mission, miss you here checkup.
Miss you checkup, man.
I'll be overreacting when
I'm bail with the homies.
We be cracking. No, my
dear. It's a gab bus.
You know your y It's a gab
bus. I'm telling you right now.
Huh? Oh, yeah. It's a gag of
bus, you know? Yeah. Y yeah.
It's a gab bus. You know?
You know, you know your, oh,
it's a gag of bus, you know?
Yeah. It's a gag of bus. I'm
telling you right now. Gag
Another round.
Hey, hey. Hey. Cheers. Oh
yeah. Come on. Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Cheers. Look.
Oh, why my drink?
Oh my God. A finger.
Oh, I gotta relax.
They're rubber. God.
Noah, you're
literally 12. Come on,
Mina.
Are you okay?
-Hey Noah.
-f*ck you.
Dude. My camera on,
babe. Come on, babe
Is fine.
Are you seeing this
- as*h*le
- f*cking Yes.
Hey, Noah brought the fuco
in. It's his idea. Thank you.
Thank you all.
Now Chase, get your
big a*s out here
and have a colada
for you, my man.
Get some sh*t.
-Whatever.
-Okay. Not again,
Bro.
We're not falling
through that sh*t again.
Oh, damn. Is
that f*cking glass?
Yeah. Mina dropped the,
No, it means it
was not your fault.
No, this was because of your
stupid finger. There's a prank.
Guys clean it up. We
have to go outside.
Lemme help.
-Ow. Hold still, babe.
-But I'm trying. It hurts.
This is hilarious.
Trying to get it out.
Oh, damn. What if you
did? Don't record this.
Oh, this is gold. Oh God.
Okay. Okay. Okay. So good.
Ow. Okay. Alright. We're
done. We're done. Okay.
Okay. That's it. That's it.
We're done. Oh my God. Yeah.
sh*t.
I'm sorry. Means don't be silly.
Chase is an idiot. I
feel like it wasn't the
greatest first impression.
Okay, well, bug
first impressions.
I'm really happy right here.
It's been ages and I missed you.
Yeah, yeah.
I haven't heard from
you in years. Okay.
Well, you know how things
get. I'm busy. Okay.
And maybe I saw your posts
and thought you
could use some sun.
How is he a bandage up his foot?
Propped him up on a couch.
He's a little
bummed out, but I'm
sure he'll nap it off soon.
I feel bad. Don't.
That's what he gets from
messing with the new girl.
Actually, Chloe, I've
known Mina longer than you,
so technically you are
the new girl. Aw, sweetie.
My life doesn't revolve
around your life. Sunlight.
Well, I appreciate the invite.
It's nice to get to
know some new people.
It's kind of hard these
days. Oh, you're too sweet.
You know what else
is nice? This breeze.
Oh, sorry. I, I didn't
know anyone was staying here.
They usually tell me what's a
45 minute drive back?
You mind if I just clean
the pool real quick? Hello?
-Are you filming me?
-What's with the cameras?
Good morning. Oh. Oh my God.
You scared me.
Time is 6:00 AM
What? I'm just kidding.
Saw almost five here.
I got you. A margarita.
Thanks. No, I
prefer a martini.
A martini. Wow. You are too
sophisticated for this crowd.
Just, geez.
The sun knocked me out, knocked
everyone out, went inside
to go dump some footage.
Came back out and
everybody was snoring away.
-Me too.
-You're the only quiet sleeping.
You know, I was watching
some of your videos.
Not too bad on the ukulele.
I love your voice, too.
Thanks. That's nice.
You know Lauren from
high school, right?
-Preschool.
-Actually, I was closed,
But we went to high
school together too.
-What was she like back then?
-Loved finger paint.
Hated nap time.
Peter pants a lot.
-Totally meant high school.
-But I guess that works too,
Aaron,
so are you always
gonna film for her,
or are you on your way to
directing superhero movies?
I'm more of a mystery
thriller guy myself.
But that's a story
for another time.
I gotta go back to work. Great.
Hey. And don't feel bad
about the whole chase thing.
He's what you call
a big dumb idiot.
I would've dropped the last two.
Thanks. That finger was
really freaky. It's a classic,
Noah.
You'll get used to it. Maybe
Aaron, we have to record this.
Look at these strawberries I
got at the farmer's market. Oh,
Wow.
I know, right. And ethically
produced artisan chocolate
with organically sourced cacao.
Say that five times fast.
Ethically produced
artisan chocolate
with organically sourced
cacao, ethically produced art an
chocolate with organically
sourced cacao, ethically produced
artisan chocolate with
organically sourced cacao.
I really thought I was gonna
get it. All right. Okay.
So just get a shot of me,
like slowly dipping it
and make it sensual.
-I can do that.
-I know you can.
Oh my God, you have to try this.
-Oh my God. Right?
-No, it's all good.
Oh, you have a
little on your own.
- Where
- Just
Thanks.
Yeah. Hey, so
I've been thinking,
Yeah, - Maybe it's time we
start getting you in front
of the camera a little more.
You know, show the people
you're pretty face.
You know, I don't like to be
in front of the camera, camera.
I know that you don't like
to be in front of the camera,
but you make a
really great team.
And I think we
turn a lot of heads
because we have such chemistry.
You know, we have a
really great thing going.
Why would we change it?
You wouldn't want anything more,
Laura, - You still
have little on your own.
Just, oh, okay.
f*ck me. Obviously you
don't wanna do that,
Lauren.
-No, it's fine.
-I'm sorry.
Whatever. It's fine.
Look, I really like you.
We're great friends.
I love working with
You.
All right, Erin.
It's actually fine.
I, I do wanna sh**t the
strawberries, but
let's just do it later.
Okay.
A work of art. Aaron, you
can drink bottle all you want.
And we're gonna be drinking it.
Cheer, guys.
-Okay. Noah's next.
-Yeah,
I still think we should
have played truth or dare.
Oh, it's more fun this
way because you get the best
of both worlds and
you strip quick.
This is the girl with
one sock. Yes. Okay.
Okay. No, no, I know it. Your
turn. Okay. Your truth. Yeah.
Take your time. Okay.
Noah, who is the first guy
that made you realize you?
Damn bro. f*ck.
Okay. Lauren, you know him.
Connor, wait, did you sleep with
Him? I don't have
to answer that.
Oh, wait, Connor,
he's a bartender at
Jones and he went
to my high school.
Don't say anything to
him. I would never,
I wonder, hunter Jess.
Yes. From AP bio. Yes. Yes, yes.
And you remember, you remember
him when he used to come in
with that ridiculous
belt buckle.
And he'd be like,
how do y'all do it?
Thank you for giving me
something you regret. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Next. You're
dare dare. Hmm. Okay.
I dare you to kiss chase.
f*ck. No. I'm a
little offended.
You took your shirt
off so fast, bro. Okay.
- Nina,
- Your truth
is, what was your
greatest childhood fear?
-Spiders. I hate spiders.
-No means do not lie.
You are afraid of the dark.
It was like a whole thing.
Every single time we had a
sleepover, even in high school,
we had to have a nightlife,
even in high school.
Okay. Strip. I was more
afraid of spiders. Bullshit.
Take it off. Take
Off.
Take. Take it off. Take
Off.
Ooh, Nina. Welcome.
Okay. Dare I
dare you to walk
around the house
alone in the dog, not alone.
And you can always
take off more clothes
Or you can just walk along
with walls. It'd be fine.
Yeah. There is
nothing out there.
Yeah. Except for spider.
Hey, we're gonna need proof.
You got it. Be careful.
Shut. That's
me. No, that's me.
No,
Guys,
are you okay?
There's something
out there chasing.
No, I don't think there's
anything to add there.
There was - Maybe a coyote
or something. Oh my god. sh*t.
I didn't think you were
gonna freak out this bad.
Alright, come on, let's go.
Okay, so what do
you need to tell me?
-Right? We're back.
-Oh, that took forever.
Are you okay?
-Something was out there.
-Probably a mountain lion.
I don't know, babe.
I'm not a zoo. We
just, it's Aaron's turn. Hey,
Good job.
You did it. Okay. Okay.
A a rod. Let's
see. It's your truth.
Did anything
interesting happen today
between you and Lauren?
Dude, what? Alright.
Simple question, bro.
No, chase. What?
-Okay. That was weird.
-Let's just start over. Well,
No, no, no.
It's still my turn.
And he's gotta a dare.
I dare you to kiss
Mina, all the
Lips.
10 seconds.
Something holding you back,
bro. Is that okay with you?
It's just a game.
- Oh,
- I think it's getting a little,
a little hot in here. Okay.
10 seconds guys. Guys, you
gotta get a room. I'm gonna go.
What? Why? Oh,
Lauren, what's wrong?
You're a f*cking as*h*le. Chase.
f*ck. Don't
Look at me.
Aaron said the dare. No. What
truth were you
exactly going for?
Did I do something wrong? I
Just, just drop it, guys.
Alright. It's just
a stupid game.
Yeah, seriously. Lauren is
fine. I say we keep drinking.
Agreed. Thanks
Lauren.
God, go away.
Can I come in? I don't wanna
talk about it. Are you okay?
Honestly, I'm just
exhausted. I just
Wanna go to bed.
Look, I'm sorry that Chase
said the stuff that he said.
He's trying to be funny
and obviously he's not.
Okay, well get some sleep.
Girl. Tomorrow's a new day.
Aaron.
Hey Noah. Very funny.
Another rubber finger.
You can come out now.
Come on dude. Rising
shine sweetheart.
Dude, f*ck. I'm so hungover.
I don't think I can drink today.
-Where's the car?
-What? Where's the car?
It's out front. Duh.
It's not there. What?
-Maybe Lauren took it.
-She's sleeping. So
Mina.
Why would she have my car?
Maybe she went to
get his breakfast
From where?
We are in the middle
of f*cking nowhere.
- Hey,
- Get his breakfast,
Right.
Jesus Christ. Are we
sure Lauren is sleeping?
sh*t.
I told you
Lauren.
See, she is getting us
breakfast. Well, that's fine.
But she could have asked me.
Wait, where's her suitcase?
Maybe she brought
it with her. Yeah,
that makes total sense.
-Maybe she went home.
-f*cking chase.
This is all your
fault. My fault.
You're the one that kissed me
to no one that she liked. You.
What? You had to stir
the pot during the truth
- Or dare,
- Dude. It was just a game.
What babe? f*cking no service.
I'm gonna regret ever saying
I loved not having WiFi.
Guys, how are we
Getting on?
Do you have a phone? Lauren
liked you and you knew.
Hello? Oh, hey man. What's up?
Oh yeah, yeah, it is great.
Everything's great. Who is it?
Wait, the owner just checking
in on us. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
We're having a
wonderful time, man.
What the f*ck are you
talking about? Wonderful.
Lauren stole my car.
-No, no, no one's yelling.
-No, we are, it's all good.
Hello? Hi.
Yeah, a friend just left
us, so we're bit stranded,
but yeah.
Yeah, we can just call
another friend. Right?
Who the f*ck is driving
three hours to come and get us?
Maybe. Brian. f*ck Brian.
Okay. Yeah. Thank
you so much. Yeah.
And the house is great.
Yeah, whatever. Okay. Okay.
Great news. We have a local
taxi if we need it. It's great.
I can't f*cking believe her.
This whole vacation
was her idea. Look,
Whatever.
We have everything
we need right here.
If Lauren wants to leave,
so be it. It's her lawn.
It's not so be
it. It's my car.
Well, you drive her around
wherever she wants to go.
So it's basically hers.
Oh. Is that how that
works? I didn't know that.
I can't believe she
left. Who you call?
Oh, Lauren, it's Aaron
and everybody else kind
of surprised that you left
with Noah's car. I
Hey Lauren.
What the f*ck? That was my car.
The least you could have
done was ask me if you could
steal it.
Come back please.
Goodbye.
I need a drink. Yo.
-What's this weird noise?
-It's a dial tone.
- It's
- A dial tone,
Babe.
It's okay. Don't
stress yourself out.
-Are you coming?
-Yeah. You've been
hiding in here for
a while. No lunch.
-Not hungry.
-How you doing? I'm
Okay.
You,
I wanted to apologize.
Lauren made a move
on me yesterday
and I denied her
obviously kissing.
You set her off.
Why? Why did you deny her?
I don't know. Not my type.
Just not anywhere
like that, I guess.
Beautiful with it all together.
Okay. Lauren does not
have it all together.
I, and I'm
kind of into somebody else here.
Well, it still
doesn't make sense
that she would just leave.
Like Lauren is dramatic, but
she's not that dramatic, right?
-Yeah, she really liked me.
-This sucks.
She's trying to be nice
by inviting me here
and I, I hurt her.
-You didn't know.
-I'm gonna go for a hike.
Get some fresh air.
Do you wanna come
A hike?
Nah, it's hot as hell out there.
But I will be here with two
martinis when you get back.
-Martinis, huh?
-That's right.
Hey, I know it's
kind of the reason
that we're all stranded
here and stuff,
but I'm glad you denied her
Damn clo.
Okay. Looking good.
Thank you. I do
A hard bag.
I know. I see you in
the gym. It's paying off.
-What about me, bro?
-Well, aint none of this
No chase, babe.
You're not my type.
- It's not
- Too tight,
Man.
- I'm
- A hot dude.
Yes, baby, you
are. You're very
Mina.
Mina. Mina. Mina.
Me. Noah, you feeling better?
Yeah, I've had six of these,
so yeah, I am
Time for some sun.
Actually, I'm gonna go for
a hike. Do you wanna come?
Ooh, no. That sounds fun. A
little vacay. Fitness boys.
No, it's hot as hell
and my foot really hurts.
Come on, don't be
a bunch of pussies.
Are you calling me out?
I am. Look, you could
bring some of your beverages,
- Some
- Of our cold beverages.
f*ck it.
Eh? The food
will be all right.
Okay. I'll say it. It's
hot as ba*ls out here.
Yeah, man. My foot f*cking
Hurts.
Yeah, I'm low key. Not
having a good time, man.
High key f*cking global warming.
It's day 28. I
lost in the desert.
Haven't had a drink since.
The elephant watering hole.
10 legion's back so, so high
has evaporated everything
inside, including
Noah, you know,
so thirsty and I,
my foot's bleeding.
I don't know if I'll make it.
Yo, do you two care?
There's no water.
Of course we do. You
seem like it, babe.
We're in the middle
of the desert.
It's not supposed
to be any water.
Well, I'm just getting the
sense that you guys don't care.
This is, this is
what New York's gonna
look like in 30 years.
Chay. Okay. You've
been complaining nonstop.
And we're just trying to
have a a peaceful hike.
Come over and take
my photos of me.
This sweat is making
my abs. Go listen.
-Oh, there you go.
-Yeah. Ooh,
You got it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a couple.
-You sure?
-Yeah. Yeah.
I could do it while
I'm recording with this
little button thingy.
Wait, where's
Noah? Noah, Noah.
Noah,
Noah,
Noah. Oh my
God. That's
Not funny, bro.
You son a b*tch. Dude.
Where were you hiding?
I was over in those bushes over
there. I don't recommend it.
There's f*cking scorpions
everywhere. I knew.
That's what you get.
Young man, mother.
They're Scorpio. Do
you see this? It's
Crazy.
Lauren. I've been
thinking a lot today
and he was really
shitty the way he left.
I'm sorry that I don't
like you like that.
You know, I shouldn't say
that's kind of f*cked.
Is that a camera?
f*ck.
No. f*cking way,
Guys.
I just found a hidden
camera in Lauren and Ville.
This dream getaway is turning
more into a creepy night.
Not a bad tag line
for this video.
-Oh, where the f*ck are we?
-I'm mapped it out. We're
Doing a loop.
We're a lot closer to
the house than you think.
Nina, you want one?
Oh, I'm okay. Thanks.
-All right. You guys ready?
-We just sat down.
-Where's your foot?
-Honestly, it's horrible.
Yeah, we're gonna head back
because it's hot as f*ck.
What? Yeah, I just need to put
my foot up. Have another one.
I know it's Pilates,
but without the finger.
Oh, you mean in the
drink or somewhere else?
No, dude. You guys are so g*y.
-Nope.
-Wow.
Okay, let's fast forward.
No, no, that's
okay.
This place has a creepy
beauty to it, don't you think?
Hey guys, we are out
here in the desert
and I'm with my new
friend Nina can't get
her to say a f*cking
word. Any suggestions
You have service. Oh,
And she speaks.
Wow. No, I'm using
this for my lady grant.
But now that you're
talking, what's up with you?
Just trying to wrap my
head around all of this.
What do you mean Lauren
being jealous of you?
I mean, come on. She
had a thing for Aaron
for years. Well, I didn't
know. You didn't know.
-We don't talk anymore.
-What are you doing here?
I guess Lauren felt
bad for me. She
Knows his last few years
have been really hard.
Well, look, don't worry
about it. Maybe she was just
on her period or something.
The kiss was hot. He
definitely likes you.
You should pursue it. Can
you put that camera away?
Lauren hears is just
gonna be really upset.
Don't worry about it. I'm
just gonna dub it. Ow.
You okay? Yeah, just hit
A f*cking rock
Air conditioning.
My best friend,
my one true love.
And you are a close
second. Me the vodka.
Definitely the vodka. But
Hey man, what can I say?
Hey, you go my guy.
Cheers.
Actually, I think
you're a close second.
Chase. And sh**t. Make us some
More peas in, in dog.
'Cause gladly. I don't
want no more of that.
I'm not doing that again. Hey.
Hey Ron. You want a colada?
I think he's in the guest house.
Oh, I'll go see if,
I'll go see if he wants
a frosty beverage.
Yeah.
Ah,
hey.
Ah, where's he
at? I don't know.
I can see his camera. So he
is probably out sh**ting some.
Ah,
Well, I don't know what's
up with this crew, man.
But it's really starting
to feel like high school
Drama.
Never do that again to a great
and drama free trip.
Salud,
Bro.
Cool. Yeah, I'll
change. Let's do it.
-Do it to it.
-Dude, this pool is awesome, man.
It looks sweet move.
Finding this place.
Oh yeah, dude, the picks were
too fire, bro. I had to cop.
Is your foot okay? Yeah.
Chlorine's like cleaning
out the wound, you know?
Yeah. I don't think that's
how that works at all.
Oh, whatever.
So, bro, I've been
meaning to ask you like,
what's it like
You f*ck by, dude.
Sorry, what?
I mean, you have sex with
guys and girls, right?
Like what's it like?
Are you like
curious or something?
No. No. Dude, I just,
Well, I just always wondered.
Well, I mean, I, I would
know I'm not a bottom.
Not a problem. You have
no idea what that means.
Oh, no. I know what it
means. Nah, I'm not one either.
It is not a bad thing, dude.
It's something Tells me you
probably would be a bottom.
Oh, cool. Thanks man.
Yeah, no problem.
But, you know,
actually the best sex I
ever had was with a guy.
So is it, is it like,
different than kissing a girl?
Why is this here? We're
in the middle of nowhere.
It's a good question.
Wait, are we going in
There? Something's
telling me we
Should Mina.
I don't think I
can go down there.
-Are we going together?
-Okay, new friend.
I'll trust you.
-Oh, sh*t.
-What is this place?
I don't know this. It's
really creepy though.
These cameras.
God,
look,
Son, your f*cking bedroom.
Somebody's watching
us. Oh, I don't know.
The homeowner who I talked
to the curb on the phone.
This is the same program I
used for my ukulele videos.
-Oh my God.
-Oh my God.
Sorry. What? I know
this is messed up.
I look f*cking hot.
Yes.
No f*cking way.
Well,
- No, Mr. Price side for me,
- Right?
Yeah. You're not my type.
So just, just a friend
Kissing a friend.
Totally, totally. Where?
I hope no one saw
that. Yeah, me neither.
I'm hungry. So I'm just gonna
like, did you want anything?
No. Nope. I, I'm good. No,
I'm, I'm really good, dude.
I, I'm totally fine.
Hey, hey. Oh, I put your
drink over there. Cool. Thanks.
Do you didn't want one, right?
-No, no, no. Thanks.
-They suck. So,
so, like, you know,
coconut cheddar,
so, oh, yeah.
Yeah. I don't know who's
Buying.
These
girls have been gone a while.
They should be back by now,
huh? Yeah, I guess they have.
They've been gone for a while.
Aaron too gone for a long
time. It's pretty weird.
-Oh, they're other girls.
-Oh. Oh, sweet.
And here come the ladies.
Oh, they're returning to their
natural habitat, the pool.
Why are they running? That's
my Chloe always getting in a
workout, girl.
Then I was starting
to go, oh, babe,
I saw you two kissing.
Wait, what? How? Oh my
God. Left you guys bunker.
Where Chloe stumbled onto it.
And we went inside and there
were these, these, these,
these monitors hooked up to
hidden cameras in the house.
Chase, where did
you find this place?
-I'm online.
-Where? What website? Where?
- My rental home.org
- Must have been a fake website.
Well, no, no, it
was super legit.
Well, what did the reviews say?
I, I don't really remember.
Oh my God. There
were no reviews.
-No reviews.
-f*ck case. Well, no, sorry.
I mean, I mean, there could
have been, I, I didn't Look
what the picks were fired.
Noah. Who broke that? Here.
-Oh, hey, my keys.
-They were in the bunker
Then. Where's Lauren?
- Exactly. Where's
- Aaron?
- We don't know where,
- Babe. You had one job.
It was just stay here
and not lose anybody. Or
Babe, that's too babe.
Chloe, I really think you're
a little over. You know
What?
Shut up. You boyfriend. Still
Is.
He asked me what
kissing a guy felt like.
Hey, I was just curious.
Am I not enough of you?
Hey, he's really not my type.
Well, you're not my type guys.
When is the last time
someone saw Aaron
Before we left?
I think he's out sh**ting B roll
Guys.
Hold on,
Aaron.
So what are you guys saying
about hidden cameras?
That they're everywhere
and this place is f*cked.
-Camina, calm down.
-I'm sure he'll come
walking through that
door any minute.
You don't understand
Lauren is missing.
But we found the key in
this creepy f*cking bunker
where some psycho has been
filming us this entire time.
No one has seen
Aaron's.
This.
It better not be some sick.
Aaron, where you at, bro?
Hey guys, he's sitting at
the edge of the pool. Ah.
Thank God. Aaron,
bro, are you wasted?
Are you drinking without
us? I'm gonna get this
All right, y'all.
This is how we separate the
men from the boys tequila
you always do.
Something's not right.
Yo, dude, you're bleeding.
You hit your head.
Are you all right?
Fight. Get him outta the
guys.
Hello? Hello? Can you
hear me? Come on. Come on.
Where were you? Hold
on. One one. Lemme
Go.
Chase.
Where is he? Guys in
the, they're 50 miles away.
It's gonna be 30
minutes. 30 minutes.
What are we supposed
to do until then?
-Try not to die. Yeah.
-Okay. Good plan. Okay.
We need weapons.
Let's k*ll that mother.
No. Okay. We can't just hide
here for 30 minutes. Okay.
We just run to where? f*ck, man.
This is supposed to just
be a chill vacation.
Why is he doing this? Because
he's a f*cking sunco. Yeah,
We knew that you, the editing
program is the camera's.
I think he's making
his own horror movie.
Where this setting
ducks. Oh my God.
I wish we could just move
out of this place. The taxi.
Yes. f*cking great
idea. Yes. Okay.
We need to get to the phone.
You watch your back?
No, no. f*cking
Hi.
I'm at 102 Desert Road.
How soon can you be here?
-God.
-Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God. No,
No.
Oh, my, the taxi. He'll
be here in, oh my God.
Where is He's outside the,
the fry pan out. Okay.
We need to get out
his house. Yes, we do.
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. You can do it.
Just hold on just a
little bit longer.
Yeah, you can do this.
Guys, we have to go
the f*ck.
He's still out. Okay. Still
Chloe to the road.
You meet the taxi. I road
as fast as we can. Okay.
He still what? Hang in
there. We got you. Okay.
No, I'm good. Come on guys.
It's not whenever we can
do this. Okay? Come on me.
I'm so glad that you're here.
I'm not the taxi. Okay.
Are you ready? Yes.
I'm ready. Come on.
sh*t. He's gone.
You don't see him
Cut?
Did you hear cut? Did
you hear Cut? Hey, hey.
Where do you think
you're going? Movie star.
Go to the scene to sh**t.
What, what is happening?
What's happening?
Authenticity. I'm giving
the audience what they want.
Y'all wanted to make the
movie, right? This is a movie.
My movie. I waited a long time
for the right time
and the right cast.
Don't you screw up my ending.
You married my friend.
Your friends got
what they wanted.
Always craving attention.
Wanting to be famous.
Look at me, look at me.
Look at me. And you.
I'm making you a star.
I called the cops.
I called the cops.
911. What's your emergency?
See right there.
That's authenticity.
That's the truth.
Astonishing performance.
Mina, you have brought us
to this perfect cl*max.
No, you are f*cking
crazy that you are not.
You are not. No.
Bravo, bravo, bravo.
You see, this is all gonna work.
This is my brother
a jack of all trades.
A carpenter. Because every
franchise needs an icon.
Right? And now
we've come to the
last shot of the day.
You know what they
call that, right?
The martini?
No.
Holy sh*t. That
was amazing. Are
You serious?
The martini. That's how it ends.
He's guys's f*cking
kidding. We need to get
the f*ck out of here.
No. What? No. Come
on. It's just a movie.
That was not just a movie.
That was, that was
real life. Okay,
d*ck, kind of remind me of
a, a di of a serial k*ller.
I'm too high for this sh*t,
you guys. I'm just saying.
The f*ck. Okay, calm
down. I'll get it. Kayla.
Do not open the
door, guys. Come on.
Kayla, baby
guys, there's no one out here.
Okay? This is a little weird.
I think somebody's
f*cking with us.
See, that's what I'm saying.
This guys, this is the
same f*cking house.
That guy Aaron, he, he
was k*lled right there.
I'm way too high for this sh*t.
I I, we need to get
the f*ck out of here.
I do not wanna be here
anymore. Can we please leave?
Get the f*ck outta here.
Come on. What about our bags?
f*ck the bags. Okay,
go, go, go, go, go.
I want get out of here.
-Hurry, hurry, hurry.
-Alright. Hey Jess. Here please.
Let's go now. Cutting
on mean. What the f*ck?
Why it's not working?
Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Let's, it's not going. It's mean
A camera.
-What? What?
-What? Are you serious? Why is it flashing?
Oh sh*t. Hey,
there's wrong with me.
There's something's
wrong with me.
It's
Action.
He did, I think
most of my life, I'm
what you would call
an underachiever.
And my dad constantly
reminded me of that.
I'm gonna tell you
right now, dad,
I did something
that I'm proud of.
It just takes people, it takes
some people a little longer
to find out they
Are.
React from a drum
kick and better back up
before I turn into a nine cliff.
Man. One of 'em loaded.
Whack. MCs exploded.
'Cause they bring
good molding. Now.
The fool in the
ground, they're mow.
You better believe we knocking
out your beef, beef, beef,
beef, beef cycle mask
fell down the a*s.
Sing up the boat and
slapping on the ski mask.
We going the foot in work.
I get the foot in
work shot. Good blast.
I'm leaving dead human
body parts on the grass.
Better think fast when I'm
coming up the block outta
gauge loaded.
Damn, I miss, it's getting
kind of hanging one my fist.
Oh sh*t. What? That
coming on corner
and I need it sh*t
bolt and I need it.
I'm both so I need it.
I can't make out my mind
when I'm hacking. You know?
I be like, missing
jacket. Miss you Here.
Check miss jacket up. Man.
I'll be overreacting when
I'm bailing with the homies.
We be cracking. No.
Yeah, it's a G of bus.
You know your Y It's a G of
bug I'm telling you right now.
Oh yeah. It's a gag of
bus, you know. Yeah.
Y yeah, it's a G
of bus. You know?
You know, you know your, it's
a G of bus, you know? Yeah.
It's a G of bus. I'm
telling you right now,
Paul. Oh yeah. It's a G of bus.
You know your Y. It's
a g*ng of bus. Check it.
A g*ng of rope that I hang with.
If you want a dodge, step
up and try to change this.
I'll be rolling with a
homie. Straight Jeep.
Deeper than Noelle.
Can't you tell?
Well, MCC creep, don't
sleep on the cheek
as if you do your
resident pizza.
I jumping in the G
and grab the heat
to make the mission complete.
I'm sick. I can't control
myself. I'm going local.
When I say my 40
focals, grab the mic
inside the tobo coming
off like pan's on a h*.
And with this float, yo,
I'm going local at the show.
Every time we go
to the parties, yo,
we getting into some conflict,
but we don't give a damn.
'Cause the click is too
big. I can't hack it.
I'm thinking it take words like
banging. I got so much hate.
I can't escape from a straight
jacket. It's a g*ng of Fus.
We got a g*ng of cl. Throw
'em off to the neighborhood.
Hangout. It's a g*ng
of bus. Check it out.
It's a g*ng of bus.
The ot, a double ot.
It's a g*ng of bus.
Check it out. It's a
g*ng of bus.
Took the lock. Lock to the
king. You want old? Why trip?
It's the Smith and me the west.
Keep guests in the H
double D for the session.
That's lunatic.
I'm crazy as sale.
I'm going to get the eight K
and break the
homies out of jail.
And when I arrive, I'm
gonna turn to a bing.
It's bring anybody that
I catch wearing green.
I got a lot of homies.
I got a lot of homies.
But who's marks over there
acting like they know me.
I'm running in the
phone g to the max.
And in my new cax,
I got a new strap.
If you step into my
territory and start cursing
and thinking you a bad boy, bam.
It's curtains. It's a g*ng of
us. Yeah, it's a g*ng of us.
Yeah, it's a g*ng of us.
Yeah. No, it's a g*ng of us.
Yeah, it's a g*ng of bus
Kia. It's a g*ng of bus.
-It's a g*ng of bus.
-Boom. It's a g*ng of bus.
You want to know why I've
been getting so high,
high, high, high.
Ooh, you can't come up here.
You don't want to come up here.
The H double o d's
outta your atmosphere.
Have you ever seen a cranium
snow, blood rattle everywhere
and on the wall and on
coming at your nose?
I don't give a damn.
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