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01x02 - Wolfboy Gets a Bed/Wolfboy Makes a Blunder

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Wolfboy and the Everything Factory". Aired: September 24, 2021 – September 30, 2022.*
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The series follows Wolfboy, an imaginative oddball who discovers a strange realm at the centre of the earth where fantastical beings called ‘Sprytes’ create things for the world on the surface - clouds, trees, rabbits, dreams, hiccups, memories, time... everything.

01x02 - Wolfboy Gets a Bed/Wolfboy Makes a Blunder

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Almost there.

Keep them closed. Now!

Wow!

Let's give you the grand tour.

This is Blip's bunk,

and this is Oneira's bunk,

and this is my bunk.

And this is my desk,

and these are my pet twigs, and this is Norman.

-Say hello, Norman. -Hello.

Isn't he clever?

-Oh, but we mustn't dally. -Bye, Norman!

Hello.

-This must be Xandra's bunk. -Hey!

Hands off my stuff, human.

Oneira, once again...

Oh, crumbs! That's Blip and Oneira.

They can't know you're a human, so just try to be less human-y.

Yes, and more spryte-y.

No! Less human-y.

Perfect! Don't move.

Hello, fellow spritz.

-Sprytes. -Sprytes.

This is Wolfboy.

He's new, and he's definitely not a human.

Wait, what?

I never get his jokes either.

Just give us a few minutes.

I thought that went very well.

Sprout, that was terrible.

Don't you understand what will happen if anyone finds out he's a human?

Professor Luxcraft will send him home.

But more importantly, we would get in trouble.

But I can't go back now.

I like being here with you and Floof and Norman.

Hello.

Please, teach me how I can fit in and be a spryte so I can stay.

Listen up, human, 'cause we're only gonna go over this once.

This is the Factory. It's at the center of the Earth.

-It's where we live and work and-- -Create things for my world.

It's not your world, human.

Sprytes were creating things way before you came along,

acting like you own the place.

But yes, this is where we create things for the world.

This is perfect. I love creating things.

I make things all the time.

-Like what? -Like this.

Yes, I love it.

What is it?

I call it the Cap of Clairvoyance. It lets you sense other people's thoughts.

I'm sensing Xandra's very cross.

Hey! It works.

It doesn't work.

What's that noise?

Oh, no. I forgot about this.

Star Trial! Star Trial! Star Trial!

We heard there's a new spryte in this dorm.

Oh, yeah. That's me.

You're a funny-looking spryte.

What do you want, Tali?

It's time for his Star Trial.

What's that?

The Star Trial is an age-old tradition.

Every new spryte attempts it on their first night.

All you have to do is sneak outside,

make it past the guard, cross the lake, climb the tower,

creep into the Star Creature's nest without waking it up,

grab a star and bring it back here.

-Did you say Star Creature? -That's right.

Any spryte who returns with a star

can display it proudly on the ceiling of their dorm.

But I don't see any stars up there.

Neither do I.

Only the best sprytes bring back a star.

Wolfboy, you'll never be able to do this without spryte powers.

And besides, you're supposed to be laying low.

But I'm also supposed to be fitting in, right?

If this is what all sprytes do on their first night,

then shouldn't I do it too?

-I'll do it! -Yeah! Let's go!

And I'll get us one of those stars while I'm at it.

Creep out of the dorm, check.

Past the guards and over the bridge.

He'll never get across the lake.

-He will. -Yeah? How?

What powers does he have?

He has a hat!

A hat.

Xandra, maybe you should have had a hat when you did this trial.

Can't he just float across?

Not everyone can float, Oneira!

-Yay! Yay, Wolfboy! -Yeah! Go, Wolfy!

How are we gonna get up there?

Maybe I could make a jetpack.

Who has entered my chamber?

Show yourself.

It is...

I, the Great Wolf.

The Great Wolf?

And what brings you into my chamber uninvited?

I want a star, please.

The Great Wolf, I presume?

Hello.

You've come for one of my scales, haven't you?

Just like the others.

But you're not like the others, are you?

Yes, I am.

You pretend to be something you are not.

Surface dweller!

Humans have already drowned out the light of the stars.

Now you want to steal mine?

You're all the same.

Hey, wait!

Oh, no!

Feisty one, eh?

Please. I need a star.

Now, why do you need it?

So I don't have to go back home.

Okay, Great Wolf.

-I'll see you around. -What?

No!

He did it!

Sprout? Sprout! Are you okay?

Did you see that, Xandra? He flew!

I think you might have bumped your head.

That proves he is a spryte,

because I'm almost certain that humans can't fly.

Isn't he the best?

-Yeah! -Yeah!

-Good job! -Yeah!

You did it!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Wolfy, it's time to finish the tour.

This one's your bunk.

You'll need to decorate. Here's something to get you started.

You made this... for me?

Of course. What are friends for?

I don't know.

I guess I've never really had friends before.

Dear Mum,

You were right. This time really is different.

I think this is the place where I'm supposed to be.

Could it really be him?

-He did! -He didn't.

-Did. -Didn't!

Did, did, did, did, did!

Sprout, he didn't fly. You must've had moss in your eye or something.

Moss? Wolfy, tell her.

Sorry, Sprout. I honestly don't know what happened.

It's kind of a blur.

Hey, what's with all these doors?

They all lead to labs, and every lab is different.

Oh, the labs are where you make things.

Well, grown-up sprytes do.

We're still learning, but we get to help.

Today we're assisting Professor Lapin Rabscuttle.

Cool. What are we making?

-Sharks? -Better.

-Lava? -Better.

Sharks that swim through lava?

Better!

Rabbits!

Noble creatures. Resilient, steadfast.

Excuse me.

Professor Rab-bits...

Professor Rabscuttle.

-Yes. I was wondering-- -Wandering? Wandering where?

Not wandering off, I hope. Dangerous business, is wandering.

Right! That's enough!

There'll be no wandering.

I want you all to stick together and follow me.

Not too close, mind you.

Wow.

Cool! Goo! I love goo.

It's not goo. It's Celestial Clay.

We use it to sculpt life.

Today, we'll be making cottontails, page 5,673.

Remember, follow the instructions carefully,

and if anyone needs me...

I'll be in my box.

I'll need some more clay.

More clay? You should have the exact amount you need.

-But I need to make the wings. -Wings?

Rabbits don't have wings.

Mine does. Look.

Also horns and a few extra feet.

What are those?

Those are fireworks.

It's an explodeling rabbit.

You can't just change the design. The Spryte Handbook is sacred.

You're meant to follow the instructions to the letter.

-You're just making a blunder. -A what?

A blunder. That's what we call things when they don't turn out right.

How can you look at this cute little face and call it a blunder?

I'm gonna call her Hopton.

Okay. Is everyone ready? Double-checked your ear length?

Now for the delicate part.

To bring your rabbits to life,

you'll need to tap into the creative spirit of the Factory.

That's right. Concentrate.

Carefully. Carefully.

Remember, you have to really believe in your rabbit.

What did you expect? I keep telling you, you're not a spryte.

It was worth a try.

You see, Sprout?

I don't know what you think you saw last night.

Xandra...

-But only sprytes are able to cha-- -Xandra!

What, Sprout?

What? But how? Did you do this?

I don't know.

Professor Rabscuttle? Professor Rabscuttle!

Yes, yes? Oh, sweet whiskers! What is that?

All right. Nobody panic!

Everybody play dead.

Hey. What's wrong?

It's okay.

-Yep, it's gonna bolt. -I got her!

Wait!

Sprout, just let go!

It's all under control!

This is why we follow the instructions.

Nice Hopton!

Sprout!

Did you really have to give it quills?

Sorry.

Oh, no! That portal leads up to the surface.

Oh, no. It's headed for the Hiccup Lab.

Shoo, hiccuplings! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

Hey, Xandra. Help me with this box.

That should calm her down a bit.

Told you I had it under control.

What do we do now?

We take it to the Blunder Dungeon.

The Blunder Dungeon?

But that sounds awful, and Hopton isn't a blunder.

At least, she wasn't meant to be.

They're never meant to be.

Nobody makes blunders on purpose, but look at all the mess it's made.

It's for the best.

This is the Blunder Dungeon?

Is that a griffin?

And that's a jackalope and a wyvern.

All blunders.

You think these creatures are some kind of mistake?

They're incredible! Way better than whatever they were supposed to be.

Shut that gate!

Shut that gate and keep it shut, guys!

Come on, now. We need some control.

You'll let them all out!

And just when humans finally stopped believing in dragons.

Do you work here?

Well, of course I do, little one.

I'm the gamekeeper, at your service.

So, you look after all these creatures?

Yeah, sometimes. And sometimes they look after me.

Yes, you do.

Now then, what's in that box?

It's an explodeling rabbit. She didn't fit in up there.

But I think she'll like it down here.

Well, goodbye then.

Holy molies! I haven't seen one of those before.

Look at that.

The little rascal just needed some room to let off some steamsies.

She wasn't running away. She just didn't want to hurt anyone.

So what's it called, this explodeling hippety-hop of yours?

-Tell me, please. -Her name is...

Hopton.

I guess blunders can be pretty cool.

It's just a shame no one ever gets to see all these beautiful creatures.