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01x08 - Hisaab Barabar

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Who's Your Daddy?". Aired: 2 April – 22 December 2020.*
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This comedy-drama web series showcase Prem Singh & Soggy as a father-son couple.

01x08 - Hisaab Barabar

Post by bunniefuu »

[Title Montage]

Neelu?

Don't worry, dear.

It's a name.

My wife's name.

It was.

Please don't mind.

Whenever I see you.

I think of her.

I don't know what it is.

Please don't mind.

It's just a memory.

[Chuckle]

Keeps popping up.

Doesn't leave me.

Please don't mind.

[Chuckle]

[Song playing]

[Footsteps]

[Water splash]

Where the hell is everyone?

Das.

Both of them must be somewhere.

[Sigh]

To hell with Chawla.

Let me rock it.

I will rock it!

[Water splash]

[Knocking]

[Soggy] Do you get

why I didn't tell you earlier?

The story has adult content

in between.

Now you too are above eighteen.

Take your time.

He must have gotten excited.

Even I used to.

[Door opens]

Are you done?

[Tidda] I don't get it at all.

Is this our family's history

or mystery?

Dad, I feel sorry for your fate.

Tidda, don't cry now.

You will get ample

of chances to cry.

- What?

- I had just started

getting screwed.

Come.

I have got a new

ready-made shirt.

Will get my facial done tomorrow.

By God, you will be shocked.

[Prem] Who am I? Who am I?

I am Don.

Dad is back, see you tomorrow.

Bye, sweet dreams.

Softly, Dad.

[Soggy] Police shouldn't know,

that the don is on our terrace.

[Prem] To hell with them.

- Don isn't scared of anyone.

- [shushes]

Don isn't scared of anyone.

If Biji wakes up,

Don will be in remand.

No, not Biji.

If Biji wakes up

whack!

For the first time,

I can see all your teeth.

They are sparkling.

I am back after enjoying.

- Will you have a drink?

- No, you drink.

Thank you.

Come on, drink with me.

Now we both are on the same page.

I was already drinking.

You get yours.

This is cheating.

[Prem] Soggy is cheating.

What were you drinking?

You should drink rum.

This will make you brave.

You have become very brave today.

It is all because of you.

Honestly, dear.

Earlier I didn't like

these CD women.

Wrong.

Absolutely wrong.

I felt everything has its own time.

Its own ways.

Everything is fine,

if its in moderation.

But today, I think.

Those who love

Cannot be controlled.

Those who are in love,

don't belong to anyone.

Their motives can be wrong.

But I know that these women

don't have any bad intentions.

They just want their

share of happiness.

In our society

Men are forgiven for

everything they do.

But women

[Prem] They don't even

have the right to be happy.

And honestly

after Neelu,

they have taught me the

meaning of moving on.

They too

want to move on.

Then who is stopping you, Daddy?

Move on.

[Soggy] Your happiness

means the most to me.

Give me a hug.

- I love you, son.

- I love you too, Dad.

Cheers, make a large one for us.

Enough. Let's go.

- We have to go somewhere tomorrow.

- Okay, sir.

Come on, let's go.

Take this.

[Soggy] Give it to me.

I can walk.

[Prem] I am the Subedar.

[Soggy] Okay, tell me.

Who is your favorite,

among the three?

[Biji singing song]

Biji.

[Soggy] Hope your henna will dry.

I don't want to get late

because of your hair.

You seem to be very impatient.

I know what dinner is.

Don't interfere while

I am getting ready.

Go and wake up your dad.

[Mrs. Chibber] Hello.

- Where are you, Chibber?

- I am home.

Really?

I was thinking of getting

a personal delivery done.

You know, just Prem Singh and me.

Trust me. He must be very tired.

Wait for a while. Then call him.

You know what, I have decided.

I don't want any more advice.

I need results.

Das, I can explain this.

- Don't even try.

- I can.

- No, it's alright.

- Just let me please, let me.

[rooster caws]

[Bird chirping]

[Soggy singing]

Wake up, Dad.

Wake up. Have to get ready.

For life.

Dad, wake up!

For love

Last night you earned my respect.

Now don't lose that respect in a day.

Come on, wake up.

For freedom.

Wake up, Dad,

we are getting late.

For friendship.

Dad, why do you drink,

when you can't handle it? Wake up.

Chibber

I want your friendship,

Mrs. Chibber.

- Dad, you are too much.

- Friendship.

I want to be friends.

Friendship.

[Biji sings a song]

Dad has lost it!

Biji I don't want

to open my mouth.

The whole room

is stinking of liquor.

He isn't sleeping,

he is unconscious.

That's good.

A new routine is beginning for him.

[Biji] You always said,

he would be happier if

he mingled with others.

Did you notice?

I have.

He has a smile on his face.

The one who should

smile is weeping.

And all others are smiling.

I am going to get a facial done.

Be ready when I am back.

Nobody cares about me.

[Biji sings a song]

[Ms. Chibber] Listen to me.

Das, listen.

You knew what I

wanted from Subedar.

- Did you not even think about it?

- I did not know, had no idea.

- Why would you think?

- Listen to me.

You were always selfish.

Always thinking

about yourself.

I did not know,

that I would feel love for him.

Isn't it?

Sweet and juicy oranges.

- Please buy.

- Shut up.

Listen, talk to Subedar.

If he agrees.

I don't have any problem at all.

Talk to Subedar.

He is already under your influence.

This is what you do!

Always luring boys

and taking them to bed.

Das, you are crossing your limits!

Seriously!

Look who's talking!

You have got Subedar.

Now play with him in your lap,

like your baby.

Okay I will.

Just because you don't have babies.

It is not my fault.

Exactly.

That's exactly what I am saying.

This is your problem.

Selfish woman.

[Mrs. Das] You are a pervert.

And you know what, I think

Move away.

I think that, it's not you

- My oranges.

who caught your

husband red handed.

Your husband would have caught you.

In a compromising

position with another man.

- That's why the divorce!

- Oh seriously.

And your husband

knows you are a witch.

A witch will give birth

to baby witches.

Who would want,

babies from a witch?

Witch? Wise fox will never

rob his neighbor's hen roost.

But you haven't even

spared your friend's house.

- Seriously. I am telling you.

- I know you very well.

You were always jealous.

[Mrs. Das] You don't have kids.

So you never wanted

me to have a baby.

- You didn't want me to be happy.

- Oh really?

You are a doctor for namesake.

There are many ways to conceive.

But no.

You wanted to have fun

on the pretext of having a baby.

Oh, really? You know a lot.

Shut up.

[Mrs. Chibber]

Das, I am warning you.

- You have studied medicine?

- b*tch!

Shut up!

Stop! What happened?

What's wrong?

What's the matter?

Just a while ago,

they were having fun.

After five minutes it's disastrous.

Hey, you shut up.

Pammi, don't interfere today.

You have no idea,

what Chibber did last night.

- [Chibber] What have I done?

- "What have I done?"

Don't you know what you have done?

Please listen to me.

Whatever has happened

we will talk about it peacefully.

But not now.

Why are you creating a scene

in the middle of the bazaar?

Do you guys like that, people

are making a spectacle of you?

We will discuss it at home.

And enough of this drama.

We have a great audience.

Have you guys finished watching?

Can we clap?

Now all of you, get lost from here.

Watching the drama.

And both of you, fighting like

witches in the middle of a bazaar.

Get in the car.

- I'm not going anywhere!

- So am I!

[Soggy] Dad's love story,

had burned the garlands.

This was just the trailer.

The movie is not over yet,

there is still a lot more, my friend.

[Theme song playing]