01x11 - Tu Janta Nahi Tera Baap Kaun Hai

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[Title Montage]

These are very good. Have a look.

Sorry.

Bumped into Sidhu sir.

No worries.

So tell me, how is this?

It's nice.

Pack this.

I was thinking,

before starting my life afresh

I should forget

and forgive the past.

[Prem] That's awesome.

And invite Das too.

Haven't seen her in nine months.

[Mrs. Chibber] What do you think?

As you wish.

Okay, let's buy a gift for her too.

Right?

Tell me, what would be her size?

- Will this fit her?

- What?

[Chuckle]

You are acting

as if you don't know it.

How would I know?

Nowadays, do people

get pregnant just by talking?

- What are you saying?

- Calm down, relax.

Think and tell me.

How did this happen?

Where did it happen?

Did you go to her

bedroom or in a hotel room?

You're getting the wrong idea.

Subedar, you are a great player.

I didn't expect this from you.

This is what I feared.

You will not understand me.

I was trying to tell

you this for so many days.

What? Were you planning to give me

a surprise gift at the wedding?

Mona, I did not do anything.

- Seriously, you are disgusting.

- Mona.

Don't touch me!

Do you have any idea,

what I am going through?

No, you don't.

You know what?

- I am so done with you.

- Mona.

Please try to understand me.

Please.

- [Mona] Don't touch me.

- [woman] Sir, your parcel.

[Prem] Mona.

[Mona]

Happy birthday to you.

- Come.

- Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Tidda.

- Happy birthday to you.

- Happy birthday to you.

Thanks, Granny.

- God bless you.

- Thank you.

- You have come at the right time.

- Why?

Now you tell me,

how you agreed after

grandpa's episode with Das aunty.

I knew, you guys wouldn't

wait for tomorrow.

Make a drink.

- Okay.

- Here have it.

Thank you.

I would never have agreed.

But he played his trump card.

Had to agree.

Listen, son.

Science has advanced a lot.

But it will be a bit difficult

to tell this to the world.

Yes, Biji.

But forget about everybody else.

I don't care if nobody

understands me.

Mona should be

able to understand me.

She won't listen to me.

Now you talk to her.

You get other people married.

Look into your home now.

Son, I have a small family.

This family is blessed

by two good news.

Both my sons are getting married.

Will I ever let this

happiness escape?

Never.

Biji.

He has fulfilled my wish.

He has helped me a lot.

I don't want him to get into

any kind of trouble because of me.

Don't worry, dear.

We are all with you.

- Das, what are you saying?

- [Siddu] Hey, Subedar.

- Greetings, Biji. Bless me.

- May you live long.

What's up, why are you so quiet?

- You look very happy!

- Greetings, Biji.

My dear Bengali babe.

Who is she?

Biji, she is Pammi.

She is her friend.

And now she will

become my friend too.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Is she married or not?

- [Chuckle]

- No, Biji.

I got divorced recently.

[Pammi] Done with all the troubles.

Do let me know if you

have any nice guy in your mind.

There are many.

You just have to look around.

Stop it, dude. You are super-fast.

[All giggling]

[chattering]

How much?

[woman] 450 rupees.

I can treat cancer at this cost.

- Too expensive.

- Patient number 11, go inside.

What happened?

Okay, don't worry.

Hey.

Where is the examination room?

[Ward boy] Go straight

and turn right.

Fine.

Sonia.

[Sonia] You jerk!

Sonia will bash me now.

Move!

Where are you going?

Move it.

Dog! Bloody rascal!

b*stard!

- [Soggy] Sonia.

- Bloody.

[Sonia] Move away!

Bloody scoundrel!

What do you think of yourself?

Where will you run?

Where can you run away?

You made me pregnant with this.

This is where it all began.

Now get me pregnant and prove it.

[Mehek] Why are you hitting him?

Mehek?

Sonia?

[Giggling]

God, I don't find it funny now.

I feel like crying.

- Move away, Dad.

- Not for you.

But myself.

Just a second.

So am I the son of

Sonia and her boyfriend?

Oh.

Papa!

Aren't you my father?

Calm down.

Like I did.

[Laughing]

- [Kevin] Baby.

- You eloped with him?

[Goldie] Aunty.

Mehek has eloped with Kevin.

[Mehek's Mother] What?

So?

Don't tell me, he has

made you pregnant too.

You too?

- Bloody b*stard!

- [Slapping]

Mehek.

- Bloody cheater!

- [Slapping]

[winces]

[panting]

[Slapping]

[Phone ringing]

Parul.

Hello.

Yes, baby.

Yeah, baby.

I am coming.

[hymns]

- Biji.

- Bless you.

I know you are disturbed.

God has sent me to help you.

Stop. Don't cry.

[Siddu] Don't worry.

Biji has 100% success rate.

Sis-in-law will definitely agree.

Biji, your son has driven me crazy.

Did all the wedding

preparations with me.

Loved me.

But impregnated my best friend Das.

It's not what you think.

He had told me about this.

Just like in the ancient times.

The sages granted a boon

and babies were born.

Wow, Biji.

What are you trying to say?

That your son is a sage

who is granting boons all around?

You are not getting it.

He has not granted a boon,

but just gave some

offerings to Das.

You don't worry at all.

If Chibber doesn't

agree, I am already willing.

- Pammi.

- What?

Not at all.

Sis-in-law will surely agree.

Calm down.

Let God grace me with some love.

What are you trying to say Biji?

How donations are

given to help people

similarly, Prem has helped Das.

He hasn't done anything else.

Oh my God.

So Biji, why don't you clearly say,

that he has donated his sperm?

I was trying to explain that.

Yet, Biji.

He has wronged me.

He could have told me.

He has cheated me.

Isn't it, Biji, tell me?

Yes, I admit it.

That he is wrong.

But, dear.

Seek your revenge

after the wedding.

[Biji] I won't say a word.

But keep my word for now.

Look, now we have

already paid for the horse,

the food, the music etc.

Please agree, dear.

I just regret one thing.

If we had this scheme

of donation in my era.

Then along with matrimony I

would have done this business too.

[Giggling]

She is laughing.

[Giggling]

I would get them married

and even send kids along.

Biji, you are the only

one of your kind in this world.

[Both giggling]

[Song playing]

- Pammi.

- What happened now?

I am feeling uneasy.

Need to use the washroom.

Has the pain started?

Biji, Soggy?

- I don't know, son.

- Mikka, where is Soggy?

- I will be back.

- Don't jump like animals.

Hey! Soggy is here!

Dear, where were you?

Are you fine?

Sonia is pregnant.

What?

Sonia is pregnant.

Grandpa, you were sorted.

Granny agreed.

But Papa, what about you?

And what about me?

Enough, rest of the confusion

will be cleared on

your birthday tomorrow.

- Grandpa please.

- See you in the morning.

Good night.

Don't leave abruptly. Tell me.

[Prem] See you tomorrow.

Granny, you tell me.

You are on my side.

Go to sleep, I am very tired.

I don't know about you.

But I want to look hot

at the party tomorrow.

- I am going to sleep.

- [Tidda] Granny, don't do this.

The secret will be

revealed tomorrow.

- No please, tell me now.

- Promise dear. Good night.

- I won't be able to sleep!

- [Mona] Good night.

Good night.

You tell me.

Shut up.

Let Mom and Dad rest.

And even me.

Leave something for tomorrow.

- But I won't be in peace.

- Shut up.

Cover the chips or

they will become soggy.

Good night.

Who is my mother?

Anyway, it's no use overthinking.

Their stories change

after every five minutes.

I will anyway come

to know tomorrow.

Then I will deal

with Ruhi's father.

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