01x12 - Pata Chalega Who's My Daddy

[bunniefuu]

[Title Montage]

[Mehek] Tidda.

Tidda.

Wake up, Tidda.

Happy birthday to you.

Fk.

You.. You are Mehek. Right?

Not Mehek,

call me Mummy.

Okay?

- [Sonia] Happy birthday to you.

- Fk.

- What's going on?

- Happy birthday to you.

- Happy birthday to you.

- Aren't you Sonia?

Not Sonia, Mummy.

Your real mother.

But both of you had ditched Papa.

- It wasn't me, it was her.

- Really? Was it me?

Didn't you see, how she fooled

your dad with her lies?

And now she wants

to drive you insane.

You are only mine. Only my son.

No, you are my darling son.

- No, he is my darling son.

- Mine.

- [Sonia] Hey, mine.

- [Mehek] Mine.

Mine.

Papa!

Papa.

Papa.

- Papa.

- Happy birthday, sir.

Where is Papa? Thank you.

Papa.

Papa.

- Papa. - What's wrong?

Why are you shouting?

Your day has begun now?

- Greetings, Granny.

- Bless you.

- Where is Papa?

- Outside.

His program has begun.

But listen, check your cake.

I don't want to be

embarrassed like last time.

Okay later.

Hurry up and get

ready, don't be late.

[Prem] Cheers.

- Selfies?

- [Soggy] Papa.

Keep the phone aside.

Click selfies later.

Enough of the suspense.

Tell me, who is my mummy?

Okay, dude, chill.

You are 18 now.

Pick up the bottles,

let's begin the party.

Enjoy, dude.

There won't be any party.

Unless I don't come to know,

who my mother is.

I am not going to move from here.

Tell me, Papa.

Tell him.

Or else he won't let you.

Where were we?

[sighs]

Biji had solved grandpa's problems.

You were stuck there.

Fker, I am still stuck there.

Wish Biji was still alive.

Then she would have

convinced you too.

Like she always did to everybody.

- Right, Dad?

- You are right.

She would have pacified you.

- [Mikka] Biji.

- [Biji] Hmm?

[Mikka] What about these drummers?

Should they stay or go?

The family is royally banged.

Why are you so quiet?

Tell me, how to solve this problem?

Wonder why everybody here,

is in a hurry to have a

baby, before the wedding?

Do you like kids?

Yes.

I love kids.

But I already have two of my own.

Enough.

I don't want anymore.

By the way, we are still kids.

Okay, no worries.

We will have a baby

at home in advance.

Biji, it isn't my baby.

- What?

- He is fked.

Tell us directly,

what's the matter?

[Sonia] Uncle. Biji.

Soggy is right.

This isn't Soggy's child.

It's Kevin's.

Kevin has cheated both of us.

It is not his fault.

Rather, I have cheated on Soggy.

[Sonia] And then I

told everyone clearly.

- [Chuckle]

- Sonia. How are you?

[Sonia] I am fine and

thanks for inviting me.

You had to come today,

to clear all the doubts of Tidda.

Okay, that's why I have come.

Let's sort out everything today.

Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Your dad is very generous!

Forgave me even after

knowing everything about me.

[Sonia] And it was his

decision to raise you.

Who does so much?

[Mehek] Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

- Mehek.

- Soggy.

- How are you?

- Absolutely fine.

This is Deja vu.

What?

- What?

- [Tidda] Chuck it.

It is becoming more of your reunion

party than my birthday party.

Papa, she ditched you and ran away.

- What is she doing here?

- Calm down, Tidda.

- You don't know the real story.

- So tell me.

Wait a bit.

[Biji] What is Mehek doing here?

You couldn't find anyone

else to drive crazy?

Biji, you know my uncle.

[Mehek] He was after

my boyfriend's life.

To distract him from Kevin,

I faked with Soggy.

I had to do all this.

I cheated on Soggy.

And Kevin cheated on me.

And even her.

I know, I have been

extremely mean to you.

Maybe that's why,

wrong things have happened to me.

In the essence of fake love

I wasn't able to

recognize true love.

I am really sorry.

That is what the kids of

today's generation are lacking.

Judgement.

Look at me.

At the right time,

I left Pishori Lal and

held his father's hand.

[Biji] If you can't judge,

you will be confused.

Now you don't trouble me.

Take your own decision.

[Screams]

What's wrong?

Call the ambulance.

Das has got labour pains.

Happy birthday dear son, Tidda.

Move away.

My darling son.

- Happy birthday.

- [Siddu] Give me a kiss.

- Thank you.

- [Siddu] Oh Subedar!

Happy birthday.

[Prem] That's fine,

but is this the time to come?

Hug me, dude.

- Why did you get late today?

- Because of him.

[Pammi] Wonder what the problem is.

He is always under pressure whenever

we have to leave home.

You guys are talking

about pressure?

My head will burst

due to pressure now.

[Tidda] Please tell me.

I told you, we will reach on time.

The suspense has

not been revealed yet.

Till where has the

story progressed?

After hearing the

screams of Das Aunty,

everybody ran down.

You guys were lost in each other.

- [Tidda] Till there.

- God, Shilajit!

Oh no, dear, that was

the beginning. Tell him.

It all began after that.

When he took me to Arora's farm.

Arora's farms?

Can we go there some other time?

Concentrate on my story.

Continue.

Tell him what happened later.

Papa, tell me what happened.

Come, I will tell you.

[Pammi] Biji,

it is a double bonanza for you.

You became a mother-in-law

and grandmother at once.

Has relented after

a lot of difficulty.

[Door opens]

[Doctor] Excuse me.

I want to talk to you.

Sure.

[Footsteps]

Mr. Singh, we tried our level best.

There was a lot of bleeding

because of obstruction

in the uterus.

She does not have much time.

Yes.

We are really sorry.

You have to be strong.

[Mona] Excuse me, Doctor.

- [Pammi] What happened?

- [Biji] What's wrong?

[machine beeping]

Wow, awesome. Congratulations.

You have become a mother.

Just look at him.

[Prem] Such a cutie.

Tidda.

He has your eyes.

- Thank you.

- No, don't thank me.

I want a lavish treat.

Sorry.

I am leaving you with

a huge responsibility.

Vikram won't look after him.

But you

Doctors are saying you

will be discharged tomorrow.

[Prem] Furthermore, it is not nice

to see doctors as patients.

Perhaps Chibber will not

be able to accept him.

But please consider him

as your own son.

What will I tell him when

he asks about his mother?

Tell him.

His mother had lot of love

but lacked time.

[machine beeping]

You are very selfish.

[Beep]

Leaving as soon

as your job is over?

[Rapid beeping]

Das?

Das?

[Rapid beeping]

Das?

[beeping]

[Crying]

[Crying]

Doctor

[Door opens]

[Prem] Check her.

My son.

Tidda.

Mr. Tidda.

[chuckles]

Laughing at me?

Look.

[Baby crying]

Be quiet son, Tidda.

[Biji] You are not dressed yet?

The procession is about to leave.

- What are you saying?

- [Biji] Wear this.

Can the wedding happen

without the groom?

- [Giggling]

- I am mad, you are the groom.

My brain has stopped

working because of happiness.

Stop him from crying.

- I am tired of feeding him milk.

- Give me.

Just a second.

[Biji] Come to me, Mr. Tidda Singh.

Be quiet, Tidda.

Should I tell you

the stories of Pishori?

You don't want to hear?

You don't want to

listen to his stories?

Shut up.

[Soggy] Why is Tidda crying?

Where were you?

- I was serving colas.

- Okay, okay.

Please stop him.

Look, he stopped as soon

as he took him in his arms.

- He became quiet.

- Yes.

Papa, get ready.

I will take care of him.

Dude, how many will you manage?

Biji, our Soggy has become wise.

Became Tidda's mother.

Getting me married.

Think about yourself too.

I have decided, Dad.

I don't need anybody now.

Tidda and I are

enough for each other.

Isn't it, partner?

You can fool the whole world.

But not your father.

I know about your heart.

Biji, your soldier has

become very emotional today.

Don't think about it much.

Your new life begins from today.

Focus on it.

What are you doing?

I will wear it myself.

Congratulations on

your wedding, Papa.

You know

A father's greatest reward is

when his child makes him proud.

I wish

God gives a son like you to all.

Boys, don't spoil my makeup.

It is an auspicious day.

No crying today.

[Biji] Come on, let's go.

Or else the alcohol will get over.

Let's go.

- Come on.

- Biji is worried about the liquor.

You leave, I will follow.

It is my dad's wedding today

It is my dad's wedding today

- It is my dad's wedding today

- [Prem] Stop it.

[Music playing]

Can I tell you something?

You are not your father's son,

but Pishori's.

What?

What are you saying?

[Giggling]

I was joking with you.

[Prem] Enough Biji,

you are too much.

Go ahead and dance alone.

Take her away.

[Song playing]

[Soggy] Like how all

your doubts are cleared.

I too was very clear.

You came into our

lives as a life line,

from the show

"Who wants to be a millionaire?"

And Barnala family hit a jackpot.

Now don't ask again, who is

my mother and who is my father?

[Footsteps]

My eyes are like my mother's.

Isn't it?

But my heart is like yours.

Very naughty.

You are all in one.

You are becoming emotional?

I should be the one

getting sentimental.

God has given me,

two dads

instead of one mom.

I too have got two sons.

Stop, my son.

We have to celebrate

your birthday.

Yeah?

Let the celebrations begin.

Come on, smile, stop crying.

[Band playing]

[Singing song]

[Song playing]

[clanking]

Yes, I am coming.

Wonder who it is!

Happy birthday to me, uncle.

Sorry, Papa.

I know about my mother.

Don't tell anyone.

Ruhi and I are off to Goa.

[Pissu] Bloody.

- Papa, I have locked it.

- Shut up.

Ruhi, come inside.

Auto guy, you are

not moving anywhere.

Get inside.

[Tidda] Calm down.

I will get rum for you.

The expensive one.

We get it cheaper there.

And you can keep

drinking and crying.

I will shove the bottle

up your a. Get it?

- Hey, come out.

- Ruhi, your dad is talking dirty.

Papa, don't use such words.

Papa, love you too, three, four.

- Bye, let's go.

- You are not going anywhere.

[Pissu] Hey!

[Theme song playing]