03x02 - Le Voyage Incroyable de Monsieur Grenouille

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♪ [THEME MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

♪ [THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪

♪ [FANFARE PLAYING] ♪

-[GLASS SMASHING]
-[g*nsh*t]

[OBJECTS RATTLING, SMASHING]

Oh, hello.

Mr. President, sir,

we did everything you said
and we're happy to report

that the final pockets
of resistance

were successfully
terminated.

Every country
at the United Nations

has officially surrendered

and declared you
the supreme emperor of Earth.

Hello, what does that mean?

You won.

There's literally nothing left
for you to do.

You completely and totally won.

-[FIRE CRACKLING]
-Oh.

What's wrong, sir?

This sucks now.
I quit. f*ck you.

-[OBJECTS SMASH]
-[DESK THUDS]

Wait, since you ate
your vice president,

who should take your place?

Um... uh,
what about that peanut?

-[DOOR SLAMS]
-ALL: President Peanut!

President Peanut!

All hail the Peanut!

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

So what's got you
down today, sir?

I can't see anything!
I don't know why!

Help me, please!
I'm freaking out!

Uh, have you tried
just moving your hands

away from your eyes?

♪ [MAJESTIC TUNE PLAYS, FADES] ♪

Oh my God! I can see!

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

-No problem, man.
-Ha. Glad to help.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

♪ La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

Man, that guy had a pure heart
of gold, Pim.

I don't say it that often,
but that guy had a pure,

pure heart
of bullion gold, man.

Yeah, he was a lovely man.
He really was.

Hey, by the way,
do you want to get lunch?

Yeah, sure.
There's a bar nearby

that does really
good meatloaf, man.

Th-- The way they get
the slime is just,

they get it perfect.
Oh, it's so good.

-♪ [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] ♪
-♪ Dust in the wind ♪

What you looking at, baby?

♪ Dust in the wind ♪

♪ Everything is dust
In the wind ♪

All right, man. Nice job.

Wait, is that Mr. Frog?

Yeah, man. It looks like he's
just enjoying himself now

after walking away

from being the most
powerful man on the planet.

Hmm. I don't know.
He looks pretty sad to me.

Should we go see
if he's all right?

Nah, dude, he'll be all right.
He's Mr. Frog.

Hey, man, I'm sorry
to interrupt you, bro.

I just wanted to tell you,
like, I'm a huge fan, bro.

The TV stuff, the presidency,

everything you ever did, man.

Like, you want
to f*ck my girlfriend?

[GIGGLES SOFTLY]

-[GROANS]
-Oh, I can't be bothered.

Hey, the offer
still stands, amigo.

Look, that's us.

Room 302. Up to you, man.

Maybe you're right, Pim.

I think something's
wrong with Mr. Frog.

Hi, Mr. Frog.

Uh, I don't know
if you remember us,

but we helped you out
a while back.

Oh, hello.

Mr. Frog, sir, if I could ask,

like, what's wrong
with you, man?

You used to be
at the top of the world.

Oh, I don't know.

I feel empty for some reason.

Well, maybe it's because you've
achieved everything

possible in life,
and now it seems

like there's nothing
left to do.

But that's okay, because Charlie
and I can help you.

Um...

Did you want us
to help you, or...?

-No, yeah, I do,
I-- I was just...
-Okay.

Yeah, please, hello.

Cool. I have an idea
for something we could do.

♪ [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[CROWD CHEERING]

All right, Mr. Frog, listen up.
All we got to do

to make you feel better
is give you a new goal, okay?

A new challenge,
a new thing to get into

and rise the ranks of
and master and dominate!

-All right?
-Uh, okay.

That's the spirit!
Yeah! Yeah! [SOFTLY] Yeah.

ANNOUNCER:
And in our left corner we have

ex-television star,
richest man in the world,

-and former emperor of Earth...
-[YAWNS]

ANNOUNCER: ...Mr. Frog!

[CROWD SCREAMING, CHEERING]

ANNOUNCER: In our other corner
we have the most violent,

-mentally ill...
-[GRUNTING]

ANNOUNCER: ...psychopathic
maniac on the planet,

The Insanely Crazy Lunatic!

[GROWLING, SNARLING]

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[GROWLING]

-[BONE SNAPS]
-[CROWD GASPING]

ANNOUNCER: What? No!
Send in more fighters!

Release them!

[FIGHTERS SCREAMING]

[FIGHTERS GROANING]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[GASPS]

Damn, dude, you literally
didn't throw a single punch,

and you became
the number one UFC champion

on your first
and your only fight.

I mean, like, I get
how you're depressed.

That's crazy. That's...

I mean, the medals
are nice, though.

I like how shiny...
They're, you know, just--

They're kind of nice to look at.

I don't even want these.

Can I have them?
Okay, that's fine.

Look, Mr. Frog, achieving goals

is good for getting you
out of bed in the morning,

but it's not the only thing
that brings happiness.

There are other things, too.

What do you mean, hello?

Well, let me show you.

-♪ [CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING] ♪
-♪ If you're feeling down
Maybe you need ♪

♪ To check and see
If you've got all you need ♪

♪ How about friends?
You've got me and Charlie ♪

♪ And we'll be
Nice friends to you ♪

♪ What about love?
Another thing that's good ♪

[COUPLE MOANING]

♪ Love makes the world
Feel yummy and good ♪

♪ And what about family?
Family is key ♪

♪ Look at this little family
Of bees ♪

♪ There are so many... ♪

-[GRUNTS]
-Oh my God, dude!

Dude, Pim, are you okay, man?

-Family?
-Pim! Pim!

I don't know who you are,
but I think you've helped me.

-[PIM SOBBING]
-Thank you.

Pim, listen to me.

I need you
to stay with me, dude.

How many fingers
am I holding up?

Can you see?

♪ [OPTIMISTIC MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪

-[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
-♪ [MYSTICAL MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

FATHER FROG: Oh. Hello, Son.

Hello, Dad.

[INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS]

I suppose you want to come in.

Yes, please.

[WATER RUNNING]

FATHER: You still taste sugar?

No, thank you.
I'm trying to watch my figure.

FATHER: Haven't heard
from you in a while.

Yeah, I-- I've been busy.

FATHER: You know,
your mother passed away

three months ago...

Cancer.

[CLOCK TICKING]

She asked about you.

Everyone does.

Saw you on that TV show
eating that bug

or whatever it was.

Then we all saw you
become president.

Everyone said to me,
"Oh, how's your boy doing?

You must be so proud of him."

I would nod my head,
but I didn't have

the heart to tell them
I was embarrassed.

Embarrassed to see you
on that TV screen,

making a fool of yourself,

making a fool of the Frog name.

Do you have any idea, any idea
how hard it's been for me?

-I'm sorry.
-[SCREAMING] Sorry?

Be sorry for your poor mother,
whose last words were,

"Where is he?
Where's my boy? Where's my boy?"

No, no!

You walked out on this family,
and now you come back?

Now you have the nerve
to show your face around here?

You're a disgrace!

Get out of my house!

[CLOCK TICKING]

I have no son.

[SOBS]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[PANTS, SCREAMS]

[SOBS]

Hello.

The silence is... nice.

♪ [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

♪ [MUSIC TURNS PEACEFUL] ♪

Hello, Mr. Frog.

You did it.

You've achieved inner peace.

Hello. Who are you?

I am the Bug of Knowledge.

I have all the answers
to all of life's questions.

But before I reveal them,

there is something
I must ask you.

Um, okay.

My computer's been
acting really slow lately,

and I'm just going around
asking anybody who can help.

I mean, anybody who can help,
um, with my computer,

because it's a real prob--
I need-- I need it for work.

Um, maybe it's a virus?

No, no, I called Geek Squad
and they said it was--

They checked it out
and they said it wasn't

a virus,
so I know it's not that.

I know it's not that.

-Um, but...
-Is it... But...

-Oh, sorry, you go.
-Sorry.

-You go. You go.
-Uh, I don't know, I--

I really have no idea.

Yeah, me neither. I don't know.
I honestly don't know.

Um... I mean, when I say...

when I say, uh, brow--
like, slow browser,

does that scream software
to you or a hardware problem?

Oh, I don't know.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

No, that's cool, man. I fi--
I mean, I figured.

I appreciate the help anyways.

I mean, I'll probably just need
a whole new computer
at this point.

Hello, what am I doing here?

Oh, yeah.
You just need to eat me

and all will be clear.

Okay.

♪ [SPIRITUAL MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

[CHEWING]

♪ [EPIC MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪

♪ [PEACEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

-[FROGS CROAKING]
-[PANTS]

Goodbye.

Dude, I'm just
letting you know right now

he looks a little bit different,
but don't-- don't react.

Don't react.
Please try not to react.

Oh, wow.
Thanks for the heads up.

Yeah, I-- I think-- I think
the swelling is still there,

so just, I mean, again,
just be ready for it.

Hey, guys.

-Hey, man.
-Pim! Hey,

how you doing, buddy?

Is it bad?

-No, dude, it's fine, it's fine.
-No, I didn't even notice.

Thanks, guys.

I'm the same old Pim
on the inside. [CHUCKLES]

Yo, you guys see Pim's new
f*cking head on Facebook? Oh!