01x03 - Not without my sister

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And the fool and the girl don't come in here now?

- No, they're sleeping. - And where does Adil go?

I'm sorry you had to wait.

I didn't want to be disrespectful. But it concerns my family.

My little sister is all alone in Oslo and my mother is bothering me...

- That's not what it's about. - Okay?

Come here.

Khabib has been given a deadline by the organization.

July 6? It won't be long before that. Can you make it?

It should work. I'm just picking up the pace with the extraction.

- But it should work, inshallah. - Inshallah.

THE HALAL FARMERS

It was the guy in the truck's fault. Before it really worked for me.

I had an overpriced apartment and a boyfriend way above my level.

And here I am now.

As a private driver for a friend I cut off contact with a long time ago.

Okay, let's drive.

I would like to drive you to Oslo, but why so early?

We have to be back before it gets dark. We are busy.

- What about the goats? - The goats?

We'll fix it with the goats. Do not worry. It will be fixed. Just drive.

Hallo?

Sorry to call so early, but we have a little crisis here.

Glory be to God and his law.

It was probably not so smart to go to Oslo. I had to keep a low profile.

But I felt I owed Adil a favor.

It would have gone stronger if we didn't stop when he got mobile coverage.

It turns out that I have to go to Oslo a little earlier than planned.

What do those passports look like?

Fine. Pardon.

I'm going to... Are you kidding me?

Okay, we'll do it. It's absolutely fantastic.

Come on, Adil. We have to go. Stix has the passports ready.

- Hello, Longbeard. - Good morning, Boy Thief.

- Where do you think you're going? - I want to pet them.

- Where is your father? Is he still sleeping? - He has gone to Oslo.

- Has he gone to Oslo? - No, Fredrikstad. No, Oslo.

So he just assumed I wanted to look after you? Do I look like a nanny?

- What does a nanny look like? - At least not like me.

I don't look after you. It's his fault if anything happens.

And it's your fault if you come up with something stupid.

- I'm going inside. Goodbye. - Goodbye.

- You know they can stomp you to death? - Yes.

If they k*ll a child, they are traumatized. And there are no goat psychologists.

- Yeah. - No.

It's called a vet.

The Nordigard cheese was legendary. I didn't think it existed anymore.

So, that cheese... I ate it all the time.

I have asked my mother many times for the recipe, but it was not found.

At least that's what she said. But here it is. The Nordigard cheese.

- Kiki! Then get out of there! - No!

- You said you didn't care. - Yes with you. My jacket gets dirty.

Well then...

I have to go down to the village with the application. Do you know when the bus leaves?

Adil can't just leave. Didn't he say why?

He had to sort something out with his sister. He and Marwan will be back tonight.

Then he just runs away with the car... And then the scumbag.

Astaghfirullah. He thinks I look after the girl and the goats.

Forget the goats. They have called Bøtta.

Have you put an ad in the paper that everyone can just come?

- Go away! - Kiki!

- What happened? - How was it out there?

It went well.

- You weren't trampled to death? - No.

We have to keep a low profile, Tariq. We don't need any more temps here.

And no one else will see her.

Kiki, do you want to go for a walk?

- No. - I'll bring cocoa and sweets.

- It's not Saturday today. - Yes, somewhere in the world.

Kiki. It doesn't fit what Khabib says. It's not Saturday anywhere.

- The earth rotates... - Drop it!

We can probably fly tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

Fine. It's good that it's working out.

My little sister Anisa...

You must go out.

She is the sweet one who kicked me out of the store.

Anisa has told me that she is in Pakistan with my mother.

And to my mother, that she is here in Norway with me.

Now wait a bit. Did I say that? It's not my fault you thought -

- that I was in Pakistan and mother thought I was here. I haven't lied.

She's all alone in town, man.

- She's in her 20s, right? - What does that have to do with the case?

Would you perhaps leave your little sister alone in Oslo?

If she is over 18 maybe she can take care of herself?

So you would have just been totally indifferent to your little sister?

Wouldn't you care for her and feel responsible for her?

I might call her, but not look after her. She is an adult.

Yes mom?

- Do you miss your mother? - Yes, sometimes.

But she is in heaven now.

What about your mother? Did she also die in a car accident?

I don't know if her death was exactly an accident.

But we two are strong, right?

- At least I am. - So am I.

- Are you? - Yes.

Okay. So show me how strong you are. Cut that tree down.

- That? It's probably easy. - Let me see.

- It was really bad. - No, I can!

- You're miserable. Come on. - No!

Look then. You are strong.

- But you are destroying the environment. - You said I should do it.

You have to think for yourself.

Don't let people trick you into doing stupid things.

Hello, neighbor! How are you?

She just walked right in.

- Can I help you with something? - It is new.

Yes, it is new. We didn't intend to refurnish so much, so...

What is this? This.

Finally, pretend you are at home.

Do you want to apply for innovation support? They are looking for innovation support!

Yes, that was the idea.

They seek innovation support.

Yes... The competition is fierce. You know that, right?

Einar, that stud, and all his fruit baskets.

Fruit basket

Now the whole world is applying.

Einar said there was one more.

Another one without a beard.

- Well, that's what Einar said... - What?

What?

- What? - What will you?

- Good luck with the application. - Thank you very much.

- Cheers. - You too.

Cheers...

Wait a minute! Can I get a lift down to town?

I'm not going that way.

What you have in your hand is a weapon.

What is around you cannot defend itself.

Attacking the innocent is never a strength.

Never!

Do you understand?

Astaghfirullah.

Pardon...

I had to hand in some forms to Innovasjon Norge. It can be done locally.

Yes, in Innovation Norway's local branch.

Yes? And that is ...?

- It is me. - Is he going to sit there long?

There's an hour's wait, but he's almost done now.

He's a little weird, him Sigurd. He loves Facebook.

Sometimes he also gets on the internet, but not that often.

But I can create a login for you in the meantime. Do you have identification?

- Can't we print from your machine? - No, sorry.

- You need identification? - Yes.

Yes, you must have identification.

And.

- Are you doing well, my pigeon? - What do you mean?

I can see you are upset.

There's just so much firewood to chop!

So, so, so... It might have nothing to do with -

- that the guys from Nordigard are also looking for innovation support?

I'm just always so unlucky.

Then some exciting guys from town come and run off with the whole pool.

They are not that exciting.

Adil told me they just want to grow beets and root crops.

- Root and tuber growths! - Put two and two together, Olivier.

They are Muslims. They have goats.

- Of course they want to make halal cheese. - Halal cheese? No.

One more thing about Olivier: He once watched many tutorials on calming horses.

I can feel a lot of tension here. It may be enough to rest your hand there.

Now let's not blow a feather completely out of proportion.

Let's just wait and see.

Wait? That's the last thing we need to do.

What's your name?

- Tariq. - Tariq?

- And for last name? - I'd rather not say that.

- His name is Knut Sørensen, Sigurd. - What?

Knut Sørensen!

Knut Sørensen? Are you Håkon's nephew?

- Yes, that's right. - Then a man also came out of you.

He begins to pick up many things from…

From my past life.

You cried so much that summer you were here.

- You missed your mother. - I don't remember much of it.

You were no bigger than a dime worth of tobacco.

Your mother had a new boyfriend. Wasn't that how it was?

What is she doing now anyway?

I do not know. We haven't had much contact.

Alaikum greetings?

It's quiet at uncle and aunt's. Isn't there a lot of traffic?

People are on holiday.

So there is not as much noise as usual.

Yes. Your hand is not on vacation.

Come back in an hour.

Now he came on the Internet.

To hell with it.

- Hello again, Stix. It is me. - Are you calling again? Stop doing that!

Pardon. I just thought you'd like to know I'm on my way.

If you call again, I'll smash you!

What the hell, Marwan, are you knocking?

Are you standing outside my door?

- Your devil stings! - What did you say?

Hello! I was supposed to come and help you.

Is anyone here?

Complete fertilizer

You have to help each other if you want to have friends in this world.

It was John Lennon, who wrote it.

Or was it the Land of Steel?

Then we wouldn't be standing here now. Do you know how worried I've been?

I have had to talk to the whole family.

- Is everything well? You look a little pale. - No, it's fine.

You will be fine with Uncle Muhammed.

Hi uncle! Can Anisa stay with you for a while?

They could see you were smiling fake.

Salam alaikum. Is everything well? I just wanted to ask…

Could Anisa stay with you for a while?

- It was a long time ago. Is everything well? - I got a job outside the city.

So I would appreciate…

Just a few days. It's only about a few... days.

Everyone has become so Norwegian. Then you must go to Pakistan.

Are you feeling better now? Slightly?

Okay then. I thought we had a little moment here, Kari.

Cautious. There is electricity in the fence.

- For so-and-so! - You must not swear.

- You cursed. - No, I said "for so and so".

You cursed, you cursed...

Hi there. Who's winning?

I think grandpa's right, little lady. If it's cursing...

Then it looks black to me!

Can I help you with something?

Adil asked me to help here today, so I have.

And what have you done?

Yes, the goats and that...

- It is enough! - Okay.

Khabib... What are you doing? Do you act like this towards guests?

He's your guest, not mine. And we have to pour out all the milk.

Listen, Bucket...

Haven't you noticed his smell?

I don't want to interfere, but...

Alcohol. He stinks!

Thank you so much for your help. We appreciate that.

- He doesn't bathe in milk. - He has touched it.

have you been drinking

Drunk? I do not know. I certainly have done that.

- Have you touched the milk? - Maybe I touched it a little.

But when you heat treat the milk, the bacteria disappear.

So it doesn't matter.

Khabib...

Do you understand...

Brother, have I done anything wrong to you or him, I ask Allah to forgive me.

I try to protect what I believe in.

- And what do I do? - What are you doing?

You are ashamed of your own religion. As just before.

- Forget it. - No, say it.

Say it.

Alcohol is forbidden in our faith.

That is why you must not handle food with alcohol on your hands.

- Sorry, brother... - Don't apologize to me.

You can just say that. It is no problem. Then I don't drink at work.

Many workplaces have a no-drinking rule, so that's perfectly fine.

But whoa. No alcohol...

If you're trying to convert me, you've started at the wrong end.

- I don't put the alcohol on the shelf. - I'm not trying to convert you.

No, I... Nice weather.

And...

There is so much.

It will probably be alright.

- We can do it here, inshallah. - Inshallah.

- Have you heard anything from Adil and Marwan? - No.

- They'll come later, right? - I think. What were you thinking?

I just can't take care of the girl anymore. I never have peace.

What are you doing?

I want to go home.

- Shouldn't you be waiting for your father? - No!

Listen... Are you angry or what?

There is nothing.

- You're angry. Say what's wrong. - No.

- Well, I'll go down again. - Fine.

- Will I have my own room? - You sleep in the barn.

- It is better than Pakistan. - As if.

Far?

- Why are you crying? - My father must be here.

What are you going to do with your dad when you know Khabib is home?

You don't even want me here.

I know I said that.

But I didn't mean it. Sometimes you say stupid things.

Are we that good friends?

- Good night. - Good night.

- What happens? - She sleeps.

I mean, what's going on with you?

Nothing happens then. What do you mean?

One never shortens a salah. Why did you do it now?

Because she cried.

She was not in danger. There was no reason to shorten it.

There is a difference between interrupting it and shortening it.

The Prophet, peace be upon him, said:

"It is my intention to make the prayer long, but if I hear a child crying -

- I make it as short as possible so as not to make it difficult for the child's mother."

But she has no mother.

No, she doesn't have a mother. Is there more you want to say?

Say it.

No, brother. You know best.

Allah knows best.

You should have been here a long time ago.

Sorry it dragged on, but everything worked out.

- Greetings. - Alaikum salam.

Tariq, Khabib, you know my little sister, Anisa.

She's going to live here for a while. I'll take it.

You won't even notice she's here.

I hope it was okay for Kiki to stay here.

- Of course. - Well.

Khabib, I said we will leave as soon as possible and we will.

- But right now I don't know... - Don't think about that.

- Go to bed. You look very tired. - Yes.

Sorry, Kiki.

Damn, how I hate Jarle.

What did I say about those immigrants up at Nordigard?

I told you to stay away, didn't I?

But you didn't.

I guess he also has good sides.

But no one has seen them.

They are some really nice guys, Jarle. There is nothing wrong with them.

But Marielle said you went around the gas station bragging about—

- that you had found out what their plans really were.

Marielle misunderstood that. She rambles. I bought a sausage.

Bøtta, you are terrible at lying. Can't you just say it?

They just asked about sodium hydroxide. It was nothing more.

- Did they say what they were going to do with it? - No. I could figure that out myself.

They set up the osterie. Restores and lye-treats some old furniture.

I osteriet? Okay.

Botta, why the hell would they restore furniture in the osterie?

- Why? - No I...

I can think of a few other things sodium hydroxide can be used for.

Oh really?

What?

To! To...

I. Com.

Think about it, Bøtta.

The bucket!