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01x03 - The Roths

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wanda?". Aired: October 2, 2024.*
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Dedo and Carlotta Klatt, who are desperate to find their missing daughter Wanda, take matters into their own hands, co-opting their son Ole and items from the dark web to start spying on their own town.

01x03 - The Roths

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- [key tone]
- [machine chimes]

[machine chimes]

- [woman] Yes.
- [woman 2] I said we have to go.

[chuckles softly]

["Mania", Alice Merton]

How do I feel?

Uh...

I'm mostly angry.

I'm angry when someone walks in the street
at a snail's pace.

And I'm angry at the store
when someone picks up an item and...

sets it back on the wrong shelf.

I'm angry at teenagers who are stuck
on their cell phones all the time.

And I'm angry at old people,

for being old.

I'm angry at nose piercings.

And at cups with...

witty wordplay.

TIME FOR THERA-TEA

And at men who are bald and...

at people who don't know
what they want to order

when they're next in line.

At people looking at me like
I'm some Make-A-Wish kid,

who gets to have
his very last wish fulfilled

and then he says he wants to be
a professional basketball player.

Everyone knows he only has
a few weeks left.

Of course...

everyone feels sorry for the kid.

But inside, they're going, "Really, kiddo?

Look at you, boy.

You look like a baby chicken.

Your fingers are so tiny, you can't even
hold your cup with your hands.

Do you really think you're going to be
a basketball player?

Hmm? You should start thinking
a little more realistically,

you stupid, stupid, little angel!"

[therapist gasps]

[exhales awkwardly]

{\an8}DAY 80

{\an8}Have you talked about it
with your husband?

Mm-mm.

Dedo always tries to be so...

- positive all the time.
- Mm.

And I know he's only trying
to be helpful, but...

sometimes I don't feel like
being positive, you know?

[inhales]

Have you thought about
our antidepressants conversation?

They might help you feel better.

But that's what no one gets.

Everyone thinks that...

I want to feel better, for some reason.

But my daughter is missing!

Why would I want
to feel better about that?

I've got to listen to this...

sickening feeling here in my gut,

this stabbing and churning.

It's this feeling
that will help me find her.

And I will find her.

I will search the whole world
if I have to.

I will find her.

[therapist] Yes, okay.

Then take some time to reflect
on what we talked about.

And I will see you again...

- [door opens]
- ...next week. Okay?

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Um... There. I was just admiring your...

[hammering sound]

What would you call this?

- [hammering sound]
- Uh, that's a dog.

Right, a dog.

- It's beautiful.
- [hammering]

[chuckles] Thank you.

Are you renovating?

[hammering continues]

Yes, in a way.

- All right then. See you next week.
- Yes.

[sighs]

DAY 80

DAY 0

- Goal!
- [cheering]

Come on!

[Wanda, voiceover] I've always felt sorry
for the fathers of missing girls.


Bam! Right there!

Goal!

No matter what they do,

they always seem a bit questionable,

somewhat suspicious.

Come on! Pick it up!

Have you talked to Carlotta yet?

- Huh?
- About our fishing trip.

My sister's boyfriend was just at
Lake Walchen and the trout he caught...

They're the size of your thighs!

Dude, I don't know if I can do it.

Money's a bit tight right now.

Toni! Great work!

sh*t.

I'm sorry. I didn't think about that.

Hey, letting you go
was such an as*h*le move, dude.

Twenty years at the same job,
and they fired me like I'm nothing.

Hey, pick him up! You'll be fine.
You'll find a new job easily.

We're entering a brave new world,
my friend.

Old geezers like us aren't needed.

[crowd shouting]

[all groan]

- [whistle]
- [man] Too bad.

How did Carlotta take your firing?

Uh... Okay, actually.

You haven't told her, have you?

I'm just waiting for the right moment.

Tonight, that's when I'll tell her.

- [cell phone rings]
- Good shot!

CARLOTTA CALLING

Oh, no. sh*t. I gotta go.

Here. [groans in frustration]

What? Hey, Dedo!

Hey! Are you Ronaldo or what?

This isn't water ballet.

[cell phone ringing]

[Wanda] It's not their fault.

I mean, we all have an idea of
what a grieving mother looks like.


That's deeply ingrained
in our consciousness.


- But fathers?
- [ringing continues]

They always look like they have
some kind of dark, dirty secret.


- And, the truth is...
- sh*t.

They probably do.

- [ringing continues]
- Oh, God.

But don't we all have a secret
nobody should know?


Oh, son of a b*tch.

Oh.

[groans]

- Oh, no.
- [cell phone ringing]

[sighs]

Hey, honey. I'm so sorry.

I'm a couple of minutes away.

Uh...

Yeah, I was behind a tractor for so long.

Uh, I'm almost there, I promise.

No, I haven't been drinking, I...

I wouldn't... I wouldn't drink and drive.

Yeah, I know what you think.

I may have had one light beer.

- [phone beeps]
- Carlotta, hello?

- [engine starts up]
- Oh, man.

[crash]

sh*t.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Dedo, why do you have to be
such a blazing as*h*le?

I'm such an idiot.

[car door slams]

Oh, man. Carlotta's gonna k*ll me.

[engine starts up]

[Wanda] So the real question is...

what kind of secrets are they hiding?

SORRY!

DAY 0

DAY 80

{\an8}I first heard about the ill*gal
animal trafficking trade


{\an8}when I saw a video of a pangolin,

{\an8}walking around on its hind legs like
a cute old man who dropped his keys.


{\an8}Pangolins are the most illegally
trafficked mammals in the world


{\an8}and are in danger of being wiped out.

[voiceover] Oh, my God, no!

[Lenka] How can these adorable creatures
be on the verge of extinction


when I have literally only heard about
their existence right this second?


That was when I knew

it was my responsibility to educate people
what I was learning at the same time.


Lenka Němcová?

She's the owner of the yellow Beetle.

[Lenka continues]

"Investigative influencer"?

What the hell does
an investigative influencer do?

Same thing as we do, I assume.

- Only with more likes.
- Uh-huh.

This here, is Wanda Klatt.

- Are you sure?
- Yes.

Mm. Could just be a coincidence.

Okay, even if it's a coincidence,

she was in the same place
at the same time.

Maybe she saw something
that could help us.

Schellenberg, we need to find that woman.

Mm.

I'll contact our colleagues
in the Czech Republic.

How do you get into her DMs, huh?

[groans]

Yeah, sorry.

Vending machine's busted and the cafeteria
ran out of regular milk.

But, hey, it's pea milk.

How do you milk a pea, Schellenberg?

[slams cup]

[sighs]

Got anything new on the van?

Oh, yeah. Mm.

I'm about halfway through.

Halfway?

Yeah. Turns out, in Sundersheim,
a lot of people drive a shitty black van.

Okay, let's divide the rest.

Let's go.

- [footsteps receding]
- [sighs]

WE MISS YOU

[Carlotta] Okay. So we've done nine houses
and we have six cameras left.

If we do the next 53 houses,
that's another 47 bugs.

But there are houses that require
multiple cameras, so...

I'll round it up again...

to 60.

Plus the loan and the usual bills
and expenses,

plus, or rather, minus my salary, which...

we won't have for the next few months.

It's gonna cost us...



I was thinking I could use the money
my father left me.

It's just sitting there in that account.

I see, uh...

Yeah.

[inhales deeply]

[exhales, panicked]

Um...

I thought we were saving it
for the children's education?

[Carlotta] There's no point saving
for Wanda's education

if we don't have a Wanda.

[sighs]

Dedo?

Hmm?

He would have wanted this.

[inhales sharply]

And when we're done,

Ole can sell the cameras
on the black market again,

and we'll make some of it back.

Um...

Until we find her.

Whatever it takes.

That's what we said.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

- Mm-hmm.
- Great. Super.

Okay. I'll tell Ole
he should order more bugs.

Oh, yes. There's something else. Um...

I know that this is
a slight change of plan, but...

I think that, maybe,
we should strike the Roths next.

- The Roths?
- Yeah.

Your therapist and her husband?
I thought they were...

kind of dull.

Dedo, honestly,

she was super weird earlier this morning.

I know there's something in their cellar.

- Okay. Whatever you want.
- Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.
- Great.

I already called her
to schedule something this afternoon.

An emergency session with us both.

[inhales sharply]

Us both?

As in couple's therapy, you mean?

Yes, but that's a pretext.
So we can bug them.

I see.

The appointment's at 3:00.

Dedo...

- ...is everything okay?
- Yeah.

You seem a little distracted.

No. Yes. Uh, no,
I mean, I was just thinking, um...

Karl asked if I could help him
this afternoon with, uh...

With a thing. Yeah.

So, 3:00 at the Roths?

- Yes.
- Yeah.

- 3:00, okay.
- Yep.

[sighs]

[doorbell chimes]

- Hello.
- Yes?

I'm looking for the owner of a black van.

V...

A Mercedes van.

Oh, my grandson has one of those.

- Great. Is it black?
- No, red.

Okay. Did your grandson own
a black Mercedes van ever?

Uh...

I really don't know.

But he likes his big cars.

[chuckles]

I'm sorry, but these days
I tend to forget a lot of things.

Is your grandson home?

No, but I can give him a message.

Please have him call me.

Ah.

Good. I'll try not to forget, okay?

- Good afternoon.
- Goodbye.

Special Task Force, fancy.

[clears throat]

[doorbell chimes]

Dedo.

Hi.

Come in.

Well, dear brother-in-law, tell me.

To what do I owe this honor? Please.

Thank you. You know, I was, um,

around just running an errand
and I was wondering...

Uh...

I saw you still have your old man's van
out the front.

[leather creaks]

Um...

Oh, God. I need to get rid of that thing.

But I feel bad just selling it for scrap.

Even though it ruins my whole
metrosexual entrepreneur style.

Ah, yes.

But you didn't come here
to talk about vans.

I don't think I've seen you
since you fingered me to the police.

Uh, yeah.

Well, um, on that subject...

What subject? You telling the cops
I was a suspect? That one?

Yeah, that one.

I shouldn't have said that, Rüdiger.
I really don't believe you're a...

"Textbook sex offender"?

- Yeah, right.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, that was really,
totally wrong, Rüdiger.

And I understand why you're upset with me.

I'm sorry.

[Rüdiger sighs]

Well...

It's great you've decided to come here
and apologize, man-to-man.

Yeah.

Even if it took you a few months
to do it, but...

I forgive you for what you've done.

[Dedo] Great.

I mean, you've got to admit,
you're kind of a weird dude.

[Rüdiger] Huh?

How so?

Just with your ponytail
and the leather vest

and all the bizarre crap here.

The whole place with all this stuff...

That's art, Dedo.

You always talk about women
but I've never seen you with one.

- So I wonder, "What is wrong with him?"
- Dedo.

Yeah, yeah. Anyways, you're right. Um...

I'm truly sorry that I did that.

Well, thank you.

That really means a lot to me.

- [exhales]
- Really.

Come on.
Let's just seal it with a big hug.

- Come here.
- Oh, yeah.

Mm!

[Dedo grunts]

Mm-hmm. Yes.

Okay. Great.

Good. Um...

There is another thing. Mm.

Hmm?

I need money.

SUNDERSHEIM POLICE DEPARTMENT

[exhales deeply]

Did you know that you can buy a tiger on
the dark web for 25,000 euros?


That's cheaper than
a secondhand Mercedes SLK.


[fizzling sound]

What were you doing in Sundersheim?

Wildlife crime.

Hmm.



Rüdiger, I'm in trouble.

I'm in big trouble.

Surely the fact that I'm here
shows how desperate I am.

I am sailing on a...

sea of sh*t in a paper boat

with a broken paddle and a life jacket
with super toxic...

Okay. I get the drift.
You can stop the metaphor m*ssacre.

It's just a loan. You'll get it back,
with interest, I promise.

What about Carlotta's inheritance?

Can't you use that, hmm?

[inhales and exhales deeply]

I messed up big.

I got laid off and I had to dip
into our savings.

I thought it'd be easy to get another job,

work extra shifts,
pay it all back real quick.

Oh, God, Dedo.

I'm here because you're my last option.

Even if I wanted to help you,
I can't right now.

I'm not very liquid.
I bought one or two expensive things.

What kind of things?

None of your business.

You have to talk to my sister.

- Oh, God, when she finds out you lied.
- Yes, I know.

I... I know, Rüdiger. She...
She's gonna leave me.

[sighs]

Maybe I can gather, oh, God,
ten, 15,000 euros altogether.

Thanks, Rüdiger.
That would really help me a lot.

Thank you.

But you have to promise me that
you'll speak to Carlotta, okay?

You'll tell her the next chance
that you get.

Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm?

[Rüdiger] Mm-hmm?

Dedo, is there anything
you'd like to share with your wife?

No, I can't think of anything.

Carlotta, why did you want to have
this session today?

[Carlotta] Yeah, um...

It's been difficult lately.

- For us both.
- [Mrs. Roth] Mm-hmm.

[clock ticking]

[bird chirps outside]

Sometimes I feel like I'm not...

being seen.

Mm.

I often feel like, uh...

I have to carry the whole world.

[Mrs. Roth] What do you mean?

I know I have these...

anger issues,

and it's not always easy
for Ole and for Dedo.

Yeah, that's true, it's...

[Mrs. Roth] Mm-hmm.

Because I...

I can feel it burning in me.

It's the furnace that powers everything.

And I worry that
if I let the fire go out then...

[exhales]

Who's gonna keep us all going?

Right. What do you say to that?

Uh, well, yeah...

I... I guess...

[clears throat] I, um...

Yeah. Last year, I had this hiatal hernia

which caused, uh...

some really terrible heartburn.

So, um, it sounds kinda like that.

But I stopped drinking milk
and now I'm good.

In general, how good would you say
your communication is?

- Lousy.
- Good, wonderful.

Seven out of ten,
I think it's fair to say.

Yeah. With room to improve, of course.

[Mrs. Roth] Hmm.

Dedo, do you and your wife have sex?

[chuckles nervously]

You mean, if we, um...

[Mrs. Roth] Mm-hmm.

Uh, is that a real question?

I, uh... I thought this was just...

About feelings and the like.

Physical intimacy is essential
in a marriage.

It creates trust,

and sometimes it allows you
to express feelings

that you struggle
to explicitly articulate.

So how often do you have sex?

Uh...

Do you have the heat on?
It's a little hot...

It might help you to feel like
individual beings again

and not just like Wanda Klatt's parents.

Maybe today wasn't a sweater day.

Therefore it is very important
that you always do your utmost

in a relationship.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[sighs]

[smacks lips]

- Yes?
- Can I use the toilet?

Yes, naturally.

Down the hall.

I'll show you.

[Dedo] Thanks.

- You, here. I, the hall.
- Okay.

- Last door on the right.
- Yes.

Thanks.

Could I get another
glass of water, please?

- Naturally.
- Thank you.

[water running]

Come on.

[camera beeps]

These are...

These are really cute, yeah.
What are they called again?

- That's a dog.
- Right.

Right, right.

All right. That went quite well.

We got another one.

- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, and by the way, nicely improvised.

The way you distracted her
with all the feelings? Yeah.

Huzzah! [chuckles]

[Dedo stutters]

Are you coming, or...

I think I'm gonna walk.

The weather's nice.
A little fresh air wouldn't hurt.

[inhales]

Everything all right? Or...

[sighs]

I'll see you at home.

- Okay?
- Okay.

[car door closes]

[engine starts]

MISSING!
WANDA KLATT

[boy] I kept trying to pass you the ball.

[boy 2] Didn't you miss that penalty?

[boy] You kicked the ball
into the corner three times.

Hey, what's up?

[whispering] Ole's a weirdo.

I... I have to order more of those things
for our project.

Is it okay if I stop by later?

- Mm-hmm.
- You guys have a project, huh?

- Cute.
- Shut up, Kevin.

No, Ole's just helping with my report.

He's a smart guy.

Mm. I'm sure.

Hey, you're Wanda Klatt's
little brother, right?

Mm-hmm.

I'm really sorry. It must be terrible.

Yeah, it sucks,

I mean, your sister was hot.

- Jesus, Kevin.
- Dude.

- She was hot.
- You can't say that.

[Kevin chuckles]

[Ole clears his throat]

- All right. Gotta go.
- Mm-hmm. See ya.

What a weirdo.
What are you even doing with Ole Klatt?

Dude, he just lost his sister,
that's why...

- [hearing A*DS chirp]
- [sound muffled]

["Do You Want To Know", Mark Revell,
Natalie Barowitz, James Thomas Oxborrow]

[Carlotta] I often feel like...

I have to carry the whole world.

[Rüdiger] Oh, God.
When she finds out you lied.


[Mrs. Roth] Dedo, is there anything
you'd like to share with your wife?


[Dedo] I messed up big.

[Carlotta] Until we find her.
Whatever it takes.


That's what we said.

[Dedo] She's gonna leave me.

[Carlotta] Dedo, be serious now.

[Rüdiger] You have to promise me
you'll tell Carlotta.


[Carlotta] Whatever it takes.

[Dedo] Whatever it takes.

WE BUY ANY CAR!
CASH ON THE SPOT

- [doorbell chimes]
- Rüdiger!

[song fades]

Sorry about Kevin earlier, by the way.

He's a troll, but he can be hilarious.

That's okay.

So...

How many do you want this time?

Um, 20.

Twenty bugs? What is she surveilling?

- Who knows?
- That's gonna be expensive.

Do I still get a commission?

Yeah, of course.

[chuckles]

Twelve thousand euros.

Your mom's extreme.

Crazy.

Yep.

Okay.

Ordered.

- [song fades out]
- [birdsong]

There you go, darling.

Thank you, darling.

[he sniffs deeply]

How often do you have sex, darling?

Son of Agamemnon with an "O".

Odysseus.

[exhales]

[Mrs. Roth] No.

With five letters.

Please don't go, Anita. Please stay.

I'm sorry, Harald, but it's over.

Anita.

[Dedo] Carlotta?

[footsteps approaching]

Carlotta?

- We don't need money.
- [Dedo] Oh.

- There you are.
- [Harald] We have each other.

Anything interesting?

Do you think that
I was with you for your...


She has to go live in a home.

...your winning personality? Sorry.

Who?

Mrs. Hessel.

The real one.

- Hmm.
- The fake one's leaving him right now.

[Harald] Anita!

That's what they call karma, Herr Hessel.

[Harald] Anita!

You wanna see something really cool?

Hmm?

Come check it out. It's outside.

Ta-dah!

It's your father's old van.

Yes, I can see that.
But what's it doing here?

Well, I was out driving

and I happened to go past Rüdiger's
and I saw the van sitting there...

- Wait.
- So I thought...

You were at my brother's?

Uh, yeah, but it wasn't like we had
planned it.

You talked to my brother?

Yeah.

Okay.

So, did you two hug it out?

Mm, yeah. Mm.

Anyway, he said that we needed
a better backstory

so people would let us in and...

There it is!

"Klatt and Son".

We are a local, family-run
electrical company

and we go from house to house offering
to check people's smoke detectors,

for free, on behalf of the City.

But is it safe for the road?

Yeah, like new. Just needs to be washed.

I'll repair that.

Yeah, sure.

- This idea is actually not sh*t.
- I'll take that.

Um...

Dedo...

Where's our car?

Oh, that one? I sold it.

You did what?

We don't need two cars.
Oh, before I forget.

This should get us through next week.

Then, I'll withdraw what we need
for the new cameras

from the savings account.

Ah, Carlotta. It's gonna be awesome.

[Dedo] Ole will get us the bugs.

I'll get us some snazzy uniforms.

Then we just cruise
from house to house, saying...


Hello, we're from Klatt Electrical.

- We were sent by...
- ...the city council.

Did you know, every year in Germany...

- [Dedo] ...over 400 people
- ...die because of a fire at home?



[in unison] Don't let a dead battery
become a dead you.

["Beautiful People [Stay High]",
The Black Keys]

DONATION BIN

POLICE ARE CLUELESS

MISSING GIRL
WORRIED SINCE NUPPELWOCKEN NIGHT

[song fades out]

[woman, on video] What?

- [man] I'm heading out.
- [woman] Seriously?

You're going out again?

[man] Baby, I have to go to work.

[woman] You've been out all day, Lukas.

I could have this baby...

That's Lukas Novak, by the way.
He plays for SV Sundersheim.

Uh-huh.

Hey.

Really, Lukas?

Listen. I take care of you, don't I?

I pay for the food and the clothes
and the crib


and that futuristic stroller
you decided we need.


What else do you want?

[woman] Maybe I want to see my boyfriend.

- Or get a bit of support.
- Then call your mother.


I'm so sick of this sh*t!

That guy's a real a*s.

Yeah, but that's sorta what you want
in your center-back.

Though obviously not in the father
of your unborn child.

[clears throat]

And how's the old Hessel?

[inhales]

Ah.

[Harald] Anita.

Anita. [Harald weeping]

[sound off]

[doorbell chimes through monitor]

- [man] Hands up, or I'll sh**t!
- [Mrs. Roth gasps]

- [man] Don't move.
- Oh, my God.

- Dedo.
- [Mrs. Roth] Don't hurt me, please.

- [Dedo] Holy sh*t.
- You know what I want.

Oh, my God.

- And if I give it to you...
- What is going on?

- ...will you spare my life?
- I'm not making any promises.


- Go!
- [whimpers]

See? I told you so.

I told you there was something
going on in that cellar.

- Shall we call the cops?
- We can't keep calling in anonymous tips.

They'll start to get suspicious.

But he's got a g*n pointed at her.

- [burglar shouting]
- [Mrs. Roth wailing]

We need to get a look into that cellar,
for God's sake!

[Carlotta sighs]

Oh!

I've got an idea.

Dedo? How are you doing?

Good. I'll be right there.

Just give me a minute.

I just have to get this thingy through
and then...

There.

- Can you see me?
- I do.

You need to trim your nose hair, darling.

Very funny.

Do you know which garden is the Roth's?

No, but it's gotta be somewhere
on that side.

I'll try it right now.

Okay.

- [boy] Oh, what's that?
- Oh. Up! Up!

- Up! That's the wrong garden.
- [boy] Mama!

[woman] Timmy, come in. Dinner time.

[Carlotta] Up!

[reel jams]

Huh?

Carlotta, what's going on?

[animal growling]

I don't know.

I think it's a dog.

A dog?

What the hell do I do now?

I don't know.

[groans]

Sit!

[dog yelps]

Wow.

{\an8}The dog sat down.

- I can't believe that worked.
- Me neither.

That's a good dog. And drop!

[dog whines]

[device drops]

- Yes! He dropped it.
- Okay.

Now pull it up.

Come on.

Oh, God.

It's caught. Okay. Reeling in.

{\an8}Go, go, go, go.

- Think you could back up a bit?
- I'll try.

[engine starts]

- [crash]
- [Dedo groans]

Sorry, hon.

No worries.

Phew. Okay.

[reel whirs]

Ah, yes!

That's it. I can see the cellar's window.
But you need to get a little closer.

It's about another 15 feet

and a bit to the left.

No, the other left.

The left that's on the left.

That's as far as I can go.
I'm going to have to cast again.

[Carlotta] Are you sure?

My technique has received a lot of praise.

When I went with Karl
to the Rhine last summer?

Yes, yes. I remember.

[Dedo] Fifteen feet, you said?

[Carlotta] Uh, 15 to 20 feet, I think.

And then at ten o'clock.

- What?
- You know, 10:00.

{\an8}Like a clock.

{\an8}So, 12:00 is forward
and the cellar's window is at 10:00.

You just said left.
What are you talking about?

- [Dedo exhales]
- This will never work.

This will never work.

I'm gonna do it. Yep.

[reel whirs]

Oh, wow.

- That was fantastic!
- Yeah!

- [Dedo] Ah, thank you.
- Only a couple of feet too short.

[Mrs. Roth whimpers] Oh, God!

Oh, God. Something's happening.

I can hear Mrs. Roth.

She sounds really scared.

I'll try one more.

[reel whirs]

Come on, now.

Fly, my angel, fly.

Okay.

[reel whirs]

Yes!

That's a good cast!

And now down. Down. A bit more.

Down.

- [man] Take off your clothes!
- [whimpers]

Okay.

Your husband can't save you now.

[Mrs. Roth whimpers]

I'm going to have my way with you.

Turn around!

[Dedo] Carlotta?

Do you see something? What's going on?

- Oh, my God!
- Yeah!


Uh, it's a... It's a false alarm.

It's okay, I think you can...

[Mrs. Roth] Yes!

- ...reel it in.
- [Mrs. Roth] Don't stop!

- [Roth] You're a bad girl!
- False alarm? What?

Just listen to me and reel it in.

They were both wearing...

Please, let's never talk about this.

Mm-mm.

[notification]

GD 2 C U BEFORE

THX FOR HELPING

BRO YOUR DAD CAN NO LONGER FART
WITHOUT YOUR MOM NOTICING

[chuckles]

[message alert]

WHATT ABOUT?

I'M OON IT.

[woman gasping]

[woman groaning]

[groaning]

[panting]

What the... sh*t.

That's not good.

Sorry, guys.

[groaning continues]

Come on.

{\an8}I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE
RED ALERT!

[Carlotta] Ole's on his way.

- What's our excuse for ringing?
- We'll have to wing it.

[doorbell buzzes]

- Hello?
- [woman panting]

Please excuse the disturbance.

[woman] It hurts!

[Carlotta] Okay.

Don't panic.

We're coming in.

- Coming in? How do we get in?
- I've got this.

Seriously?

By the time you get it open
the kid will be in high school.

- Shh!
- [panting continues]

Don't worry. We're here.

- Hurry, Dedo.
- Ah.

- [woman groaning]
- We've got everything under control.

I work at the hospital.

You're an administrative assistant.

One more minute!

- Come on, come on.
- Dedo!

Shh! I really need to concentrate.

Come on, baby.
You just need to feel the catch.

Be at one with the catch.

This isn't gonna work.

Caress it tenderly. Come on.

Come on!

Ah!

Bathroom window was open. Let's go.

[footsteps receding]

Ah, I think I was very close.

Mm-hmm.

["Who We Are", Hozier]

[groaning]

[Carlotta] Ms. Beetz, we are here to help.

- Get hot water. Get towels, Dedo.
- Yes.

- It hurts so much.
- Towels.

Ms. Beetz, lean back and relax. Come here.

Make yourself comfortable.

[cries out]

Is the baby here?

- Oh, it's coming out right now!
- Here, towels!

Towel!

Dedo. Dedo, here. Hold her hand.
Hold her hand.

[yells]

[whimpers]

- [screams]
- Breathe in together.

Yes! Yeah!

[sound muted]

[song continues]

[no audible dialogue]

HAVE YOU TALKED TO
MY SISTER YET?

[Wanda, voiceover] Close your eyes
and think of your deepest secret.


The one that you will never tell anyone.

The one where you know...

that if people found out...

your life would change.

Forever.

[song continues]

[Wanda] Maybe it's a sad secret.

Anita!

[growls]

[Wanda] Or it's a dirty secret.

[song continues]

Or a very dark secret.

[sighs]

- [song fades]
- [voicemail beeps]

[Czechia officer] Hello, Detective Rauch.

Thanks for your inquiry
at the Czech Border Police.


After checking our records,

we regret to inform you that Ms. Němcová

recently passed away after a car crash.

[voicemail beeps]

[Wanda] So think about your secret
and then ask yourself:


How far would you go to prevent others
from uncovering this secret?