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01x05 - The Novaks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Where's Wanda?". Aired: October 2, 2024.*
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Dedo and Carlotta Klatt, who are desperate to find their missing daughter Wanda, take matters into their own hands, co-opting their son Ole and items from the dark web to start spying on their own town.

01x05 - The Novaks

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[crashing sound]

[creature growls]

[growling continues]

[scuffling]

[cell phone ringing]

DAY 0

Hey. What's up?

Chris.

[crowd chanting]

You have to pick me up.

Right now.

What? Now?

I thought you had a match.

There's something I have to do.
I need reinforcements.

Now.

Reinforcements?

Chris, don't mess with me.
This is serious.

I need you to do this right now.

Everything okay?

Meet me behind the Captain in 20 minutes.

- I'll be waiting.
- [line pips]

Lukas, what...

[sighs]

[inaudible]

[dialogue from TV in German]

[in English]
Hey, Grandma. I have to head out.

- Did you take your pills?
- What?

The doctor said take two every day.

Did you take them?

[scoffs] No. I don't remember.

Don't worry, Grandma.

Um...

Take these ones.

- Okay?
- Yes.

[dialogue from TV continues]

[glass clattering]

Here. Have some water.

[groans]

Yeah. Doesn't taste good, huh?

Uh-uh.

You're a good boy, Christopher.

Don't watch too much TV.

- [chuckles]
- Love you.

[footsteps receding]

[turns up volume]

[Carlotta] You're my daughter!

[Wanda] It's the same sh*t every day!
I can't deal with it anymore.

[Wanda, voiceover] My grandpa loved birds.

[Wanda] More than people.

More than his wife.

More than his children.

Probably more than his grandkids.

["Double Down", Slothrust]

[engine revs]

Although...

he had a soft spot for me.

[engine revs]

My grandpa's favorite bird
was the common redstart.


Which are rare to spot,
but not impossible.


Which he said was exactly what you need
in a favorite bird.


[chuckles]

- [gasps]
- [grunts]

- Watch out!
- Oh, God.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, no, no, no.

[Wanda, voiceover] There's no point

in having a Cebu flowerpecker
as your favorite...


Just leave it!

...'cause you're never gonna see one.

- [engine starts up]
- [tires screech]

[cell phone vibrates]

[camera clicking]

[camera clicking]

[Wanda, voiceover] But, equally,

why should the sparrow
be your favorite bird?


Where's the fun in that?

The redstart is right
in the Goldilocks spot.


In Finland, some people believe

that the redstart is an omen of death.

But Grandpa said
it's way too beautiful to bring bad luck.


[whistles]

- Dude, what are we doing here?
- Shut up and don't ask questions.

[game chimes]

[game chimes]

And turn that sh*t off.

No wonder you can't get a girl.

[engine whirring]

[games chimes]

[Wanda, voiceover]
Grandpa always told me that when he died,

he would come back as a redstart,
to check up on me.


Make sure I was staying out of trouble.

[kisses]
Happy Nuppelwocken Night, Grandpa.

[birdsong]

[sighs]

[birdsong]

I'm seeing things.

- [bird sings]
- Hello, you.

[imitates birdsong]

[bird sings]

[exhales]

Grandpa?

Is that you?

[chuckles]

One common redstart.

I have to take a picture of you.

Oh, no.

Oh, man.

[wings fluttering]

[horn sounds in distance]

[horn continues]

[horn sounds]

[cries out]

[Lenka whimpers]

[Lukas] sh*t.

[horn sounds]

[Lenka whimpers and cries out]

sh*t!

[Lukas] Chris!

Chris! Come on! Grab her! Let's go!

[car door slams]

[panting and whimpering]

[Wanda cries out]

[screams]

[chuckles]

["Mania", Alice Merton]

[thunder rumbles]

The van is registered to Dominik Bartels?

Yep.

{\an8}He reported it stolen?

{\an8}Not that I know of.

[Rauch sighs]

That certainly fits in with the theory
of animal smuggling.

Are there any fingerprints?

All wiped away.

So, yesterday we see Bartels
defecating behind a rose bush.

And today we find his van abandoned

after it crashed into
your beloved Nipple...

- Nuppel.
- Wocken.

Nuppelwocken.

Well, maybe...

He had to go again.

[thunder rumbles]

[distorted] Carlotta?

Carlotta?

Carlotta!

Oh, I'm so sorry.
My mind was somewhere else.

Yes.

Mm.

You were saying that
today is your father's birthday.

Yes. That's right.

He would have been... 88.

[Yvonne] Mm-hmm.

He died three years ago.

Mm.

I've been thinking about him a lot.

He and Wanda...

They were like two peas in a pod
since she was little.

They would just go off
and disappear for hours.

He was very into nature and all that.

He would have known what to do.

Now.

With all this.

That's who he was.

[chuckles]

He always had an answer.

He was unwavering.

Mm.

I didn't realize for a long time
how strong that made me.

To know he was there.

[Yvonne] Mm.

Until he wasn't there anymore.

[Yvonne sighs]

Hmm.

[Yvonne] And how does that make you feel

about Dedo as a father?

[Carlotta] Um...

Honestly?

Sometimes I worry
whether Wanda had that...


That, kind of, safe foundation.

I mean,

Dedo adores her, of course.

But sometimes... [sighs]

Well, sometimes...

He's a bit of an idiot.

He goofs around.

He never takes anything seriously.

So then I try to give her that strength...

myself.

[Carlotta] And then I just end up
coming across as this hard-a*s.


They say you see a person's true nature
in times of crisis.


But... I guess I'm still waiting.

I'm waiting for Dedo
to truly take responsibility.


[Carlotta sighs]

- [paper rustles]
- [sighs]

Dad?

What are you doing out here?

Um... Nothing.

I have to show you something.

I had another look at
the thermal images we took

and I noticed a strange hotspot
you need to see.

Uh... What is that smell? It's, um...

Musk?

Are you wearing cologne?

Just a little aftershave.

Aftershave?

Okay.

Ah, right. It's the computer games party.

Is there gonna be a girl there
you might be interested in?

Well, do girls usually go to these things,
or is it just a bunch of nerds?

Not that girls can't be nerds too.

I don't mean to imply that you're a nerd.

I think you're the coolest cat I know.

The hotspot?

Yeah.

So I looked at the thermal images
of the houses on the forest edge again

and there's a hotspot right here
that looks like a house.

But if you compare it with the map...

There is no house.

The hotspot is next to a house,
in the garden,

- where this is no house.
- [door opens]

Which means that someone
must have built a secret room

under this garden.

Who built a secret room?

Dad and I found a strange hotspot
with the drone.

Here.

The creepy house.

Hmm?

What is that scent?

[sniffs]

Is that tonka bean?

I have to go.

Don't wait up for me.

[footsteps receding]

- [sighs]
- What's that?

- I removed the bugs at the Roth's house.
- Hmm.

Maybe we can reuse them.

You came home late last night.

Right?

I didn't hear you come in.

No? I... No?

[sighs]

What were you up to?

Ah! Yes. We...

Right. We tried out the new drone again.

Me and Ole. Yeah.
We must have just lost track of time.

Now you know.

Huh.

What is the creepy house?

Oh... Yes. Hold on.

It's some kind of creepy house
on Forststrasse.

Apparently there are some
wild theories about it on the net.

- That's some creepy-looking house.
- Yes.

- We should stop by.
- Absolutely.

[doorbell chimes]

Hmm?

- May I come in?
- Of course.

So... Here we are.

Come in.

And you think this other girl
is connected with Wanda's disappearance?

It's possible.

Your old friend, Dominik Bartels,

had his van stolen yesterday.

Ah. Oh. Oh, that's terrible.

Mm.

Hmm.

Um...

Do you know who it was?

It was probably a bunch of kids, right?

I would assume.

May I?

Yeah. Of course.

Do you know Harald Hessel?

He lives on Tannenring.

- Uh...
- Hessel...

Doesn't ring a bell. Sorry.

- It doesn't. Sorry.
- Why are you asking?

He claims someone attacked him
in his home last night.

Apparently sleepy Sundersheim
has become a hotbed

of criminal activity.

- That's terrible.
- Terrible.

- And how is he doing?
- [exhales]

He has a big headache.
Otherwise he's fine.

[blows lips] Thank God.

May I take some with me?

Yeah, sure. I have lots of it.

Good.

And you will tell us as soon as
you find out more about that Lenka girl?

- Of course.
- Good.

I think... I'm getting close.

Mm.

Good.

[door opens]

- [door closes]
- [exhales]

What did she say?

Harald Hessel was attacked in his house?

Uh, right. About that. Um...

We had a little bit of a problem.

Ole!

[door closes]

What's up?

Come.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Macknife.

Can I introduce you?

This is Ole...

aka Olboy.

You've met online a thousand times,
but never in the real world.

Ole.

This is the legend himself.

Macknife, who, in real life,
goes by the name Chris.

- Hi. Cool.
- Hi.

What's up with that?

Do you sleep here?

Uh, no. It's...

When I need to rest...

Ah, yeah. To rest. Okay.

- That's not weird.
- Hey, man.

Are you sure we don't know each other?

You look familiar.

Yeah. I bet you saw him on the news.

Ole's sister is Wanda Klatt.

The missing girl.

Do you guys smell that?
What is that? Sandalwood?

sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

DAY 0

sh*t. sh*t.

[screams]

Stop screaming! Stop screaming!

- [screams]
- Would you stop screaming, please?

- [screaming]
- Please. I need to think.

- [screams]
- Enough!

[whimpers]

[muffled speech]

- What?
- [muffled speech]

What are you saying?

- [muffled]
- I can't understand.

- You have tape over your mouth.
- [groans]

What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it!

- Stop!
- Chris Novak.

How do you know my name?

We went to the same school.

You were three grades above me.

We performed in The Threepenny Opera.

You were Mack the Knife.
I was wh*re number 2.

W... Wanda? Wow. You look...

How are you?

Um, I was great.

Yeah.

Until I witnessed a m*rder
and was kidnapped!

Help me!

- Help me!
- Wanda!

We are in the middle of nowhere.

- [screaming]
- Stop! No one can hear you.

- [panting]
- It's no use.

Okay?

Who was that woman you k*lled?

I didn't k*ll anyone and I...

I don't know who that was. I... I...

- I didn't know Lukas did stuff like that.
- Lukas?

The guy who k*lled the woman?

Chris.

I have to call Lukas.

No. Don't. Please, Chris. Don't call him.

If Lukas finds out that I'm alive...

[panting]

...he'll k*ll me too.

I saw him.

I saw what he did. Please, Chris. Please.

[line rings]

Please don't. Chris.

Chris? Everything okay?

[Chris] What was that?

Sorry. That wasn't the plan.

What was the plan?

Just relax, man. Don't freak out.

This b*tch wanted to make a lot of trouble
for a lot of people, okay?

Who was she?

[Lukas] Doesn't matter. It's over.

Did you get the other one?

[whispers] Please don't.

I did.

Yes! [chuckles]

That's my boy. Very, very, very good job.

I knew it.

I knew I could count on you, cousin.

Okay. Listen, Chris.

Let's be careful
about what we say on the phone.

You need to take out the trash.

Just go into the woods, as far as you can.

Dig a hole, burn it, bury it. Okay?

I owe you one, man.

[crowd cheering]

All good?

Of course, boss. She's all yours.

I can even make the second half.

Good boy.

He thinks I'm already dead?

What are you gonna do?

Are you gonna k*ll me?

I think... I...

Oh.

[car door opens]

DAY 97

[Carlotta] You attacked him?

[Dedo] We had no choice.

He discovered the bugs.
The police were on their way.

We had to get them out.

Can you imagine if Rauch
had found the bugs?

I don't like any of this.

Hessel is an old drunk.
No one will believe him.

He doesn't have any evidence.

What about the stolen van?
I hope you had nothing to do with that.

[sighs]

[doorbell chimes]

[sighs] What is it this time?

[angrily] What?

Hi.

Oh.

- [exhales]
- It's very nice here.

Not nearly as nice as your place.

Well, as far as I can tell
from the outside.

What can we do for you?

We would like to do something for you.

Uh...

Lucie kept thinking about your encounter
the other day

and thought of a way to help you.

[Lucie] Yes.

It will soon be 100 days
since Wanda disappeared and...

I thought that we could have an event
to keep her memory alive.

I was like,
"Hello! Here's the event planner!"

[chuckles]

{\an8}[Dedo] Wanda Fest?

{\an8}It's a working title.

We can still tinker with it.

[Katarina] We would organize everything.
The Sparkles could perform.

I have this choreography I did
for Lady Diana's death.

It would be perfect. Haunting.

But also meditative.

[Katarina] I could get the PTA involved.

The moms would all contribute
to the buffet.

You could make
your magnificent potato salad.

[chuckles nervously]

We just want you to know
that the whole town is behind you.

[sighs]

[Carlotta inhales]

One hundred days.

It sounds so much more real
when someone else says it.

Yeah, but it is, and remains, a statistic.

That doesn't mean that anything
will actually change on day 100.

Mm.

Wanda Fest.

[Carlotta sighs]

Don't you think it's weird?

A party for Wanda?

Um, well... It's not like, um...

some wild bash.

What is it then? A memorial?

[hesitates]

A festival.

A Wanda Fest.

And what's the deal with her skin?

The woman has two teenagers
and not a line on her face, it's like...

Like she had it sandblasted.

And she smells great, right?

Hmm.

[keys jingling]

Where are you going?

Right. Uh... I just need a few hours to...

Karl asked me
if I could help him with a...

Something.

Yeah.

I thought we were gonna
look at that house.

Yeah. We'll do that. Um...

I'll be back soon.

[door closes]

[muffled] Rüdiger, open up!

Rüdiger!

[Rüdiger] That's not my problem.

I paid for her fair and square.

That's not... Everything was cleared up.

Yes.

- Yes, it was.
- I knew it.

I'll call you back.

- [Dedo] Where is she?
- Who?

- Where is she?
- This is a misunderstanding.

- What did you do?
- A misunderstanding.

What did you do to Wanda,
you sick b*stard!

Tell me!

Carlotta has been defending you
this whole time.

- I knew you were a pervert.
- Oh!

No one in their right mind
wears leather vests.

Tell me!

- [cries out]
- Where is she?

What did you do with Wanda?

What did you do with her,
you pony-tailed psycho?

What do you have against ponytails?

[screams]

Tell me!

Where is she?

[strains]

I bought a tiger online.

What?

I bought a tigress on the dark web,

for 25,000 euros.

That's why I couldn't lend you money.

She was supposed to get here yesterday,

but the guys who sold her
said the van she was in was stolen.

It got into an accident.
Now the tiger is gone.

They refuse to return the money.
Don't you get it?

I know it sounds crazy,
but it's the truth.

Believe me, Dedo.

I believe you.

[groans] Really? You believe me?

Yeah. This makes sense.

Thank you, Dedo.

- [Rüdiger sighs]
- [Carlotta coughs]

What is going on?

What are you doing here?

Today is Dad's birthday and I...

I... I wanted to see how you were doing.

- Yeah. No. I'm doing okay.
- Yeah.

Okay. One of you has to tell me
what's going on here.

Rüdiger bought a tiger on the dark web.

Dedo lost his job
and is spending your savings.

- You as*h*le!
- You dumbass!

[scuffling]

[loud whistle]

What I did isn't ill*gal.

Shut up!

Is that true?

Carlotta, I mean... It's, um...

- A bit, um...
- Wha...

...complicated.

It doesn't sound complicated.

Do you have a job? Yes or no?

No, but I wanted to tell you.
I just didn't want you to get upset.

Oh.

You didn't want to upset me.

- Yeah, I wanted to fix it.
- Dedo.

When have you ever fixed anything?

Whenever you try to fix something,

you just make it ten times worse.

I know. I know you think
I'm always just goofing around

and I need to take responsibility,
and I want to, but...

What did you just say?

Did you listen to my therapy session?

No.

I didn't mean to. I...

It was... I was...

- An accident.
- Dedo...

Don't insult my intelligence.

No, Carlotta. I'm serious.

I was looking at the map and I heard you,

- but I wasn't trying to spy on you.
- Wow!

That's it.

I am done with you.

Carlotta, please.

Carlotta!

Oh, man.
Dude, now you've really screwed the pooch.

[grunts] I...

Dude, that was sick.

Did you see how quickly
they wasted those dudes?

[Ole] Yeah, man. Just crazy.

Shall we watch another game?

Yeah. 100 per cent.

Hey. I may have convinced my folks
to pay for the VIP package.

So, guys,

wanna check out the after show party?

Nice! Oh, my God!

Ole, you're a legend.

VIP, baby!

Thank you.

[chuckles]

Whoo!

[chuckles]

Oh, my God! Astral Ambush!

No!

- ["Future World", 4TVmusic]
- Oh, my God, dude!

[cheering]

Awesome!

Hi! Welcome shots?

- Thank you!
- Cheers.

- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

[chuckles]

Hey, do you want a beer?

Yeah, sure. I'll get it.

No, no, no, no. Hey.
Seriously, you drove us here.

Ole got the wristbands.

- I'll get this.
- I could...

It's on me. All good.

How do you know Alex?

Um...

He plays soccer with my cousin Lukas.

Hey.

I'm sorry about your sister.

It still feels totally unreal.

I keep expecting her to burst into my room

and give me sh*t.

I see.

She was that kind of big sister.

Yeah, man. Every day.

"Ole, don't be a nerd."

"Ole, don't fart when I'm in the car

or I'll tell Mom you used her laptop

to look up porn."

No!

What the hell?

Always a pain in the a*s.

Yeah, I can believe that.

[music continues to blast]

She'll come back.

For sure, I mean... I promise.

Yeah?

Yeah.

All right. Three beers for my "hombreros".

VIP, baby!

- VIP!
- Let's go!

- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!

DAY 97

DAY 0

- [cheering over TV]
- [loud drumbeat]

Grandma, I'm going down to play games.

- Okay?
- Okay, my boy.

[muffled screams]

[muffled screams]

Did you say something?

[muffled screaming]

[Chris exhales]

[footsteps approaching]

[Chris] If I pull off the tape,

will you scream?

[muffled]

Then I'll leave it on.

[muffled] No. I won't scream.

Do you promise?

[muffled] I promise.

[yells in pain]

- What is this place?
- My grandma's basement.

It used to be my grandpa's hobby room.

He'd come down to get his drink on.

But he's dead now.

Grandma can't go down stairs.
So we're alone.

- Don't tell me you live down here.
- No, no.

I'm looking for a new place,
but until then...

- Dude...
- What? It's temporary.

And that way I can look after my grandma.

She has dementia and keeps falling down.
I help her.

And...

So, what's the plan?

Keep me here as your sex sl*ve?

- No!
- What then? Am I a prisoner?

No, you're not a prisoner. More like a...

...involuntary guest.

I have no idea.

It's my first time doing this.

Cut me some slack.

I saved you, didn't I?

Saved?

Okay. Maybe not saved. [sighs]

- I didn't k*ll you.
- Should I be grateful?

I don't know. Maybe a little.

[sarcastically] Oh, my hero.

Funny. Very funny.

Thank you so much for not k*lling me.

You don't need to be a d*ck.

I'm serious.
Thank you so much, Chris Novak,

for not murdering me and just locking me
in your grandma's basement.

What an incredible act of kindness.

- [door opens]
- Hey, wait.

[door locks]

What were you even doing in the woods?

- Lukas said he needed me.
- You always do everything he says?

[exhales] When my parents died,

no one looked out for me
except Lukas and my grandma.

So, yeah, if he says he needs me,

then I'm... I'm there.

I remember hearing about your folks.

That must have really sucked.

Yeah.

It definitely sucked.

That's the way it is.
Life just sucks sometimes.

At least mine does.

[sighs]

- They'll come looking.
- Think I don't know that?

When the pretty white girl disappears,
everyone goes nuts.

You think I'm pretty?

That's not what I...

Fine.

[exhales] Okay.

- What would you do?
- Go to the police.

Tell them what happened
and that you didn't know anything.

[chuckles] Sure.

- I'm serious.
- I know you're serious.

But sorry, Wanda.

Your world just works
differently from mine.

- How so?
- [scoffs]

In your world,
everything is black and white.

Actually, mainly it's white.

It goes something like,

"good" and "evil" and "right" and "wrong".

The police go after the bad guys
and protects the good guys.

That's not everyone's world.

I'll tell them you weren't involved.

You don't get it!

Someone like me
doesn't get to walk away from this.

I cannot go to prison.

Who would take care of my grandma?

Huh?

[breathes shakily] I...

I'm so screwed right now.

DAY 97

["Am Strand Von Samos" plays]

Uh, please make that two.

In fact, I'll take a Martini.

Well...

Why is a strapping gentleman like you

alone in the pub?

- Well...
- Mm.

Such strong arms.

Like an old oak.

Mm-hmm.

Tell me.

Don't we know each other?

Not that I'm aware of. That...

No.

Father Schäfer.

[exhales]

- Huh?
- Guilty.

How you doing?

Oh, well.

Like always. Um...

On the road, serving the Lord. [chuckles]

[chuckles] Oh, yeah?

Last time, it seemed like
you were having...

a crisis of faith.

Uh, yeah. Mm.

[Dedo] Yeah.

It gets lonely being a priest, doesn't it?

I imagine on those long, lonely nights...

you must be yearning for...

attention,

and for the touch of a good woman.

[inhales] Oh, um... Uh...

By the way, I'm Anita.

["Anita", Costa Cordalis]

Uh... Schäfer. Father Schäfer.

♪ Anita ♪

Man, Harald. Again?

Yeah.

Mm.

[sniffs]

[TV plays over video footage]

["What U Say", AXS Music]

Do you have a girlfriend?

Uh, no.

Is there someone you're attracted to?

Yeah, but that person
doesn't know about it.

Ah, I feel ya.

How do you do it?

I mean, how do you tell that person?

[Chris] I don't know.
Maybe you just have to do it.

Like when you start a new game.

You just have to jump in there.

You know
you'll probably get your a*s kicked,

but if you don't play,

then you can't win.

You just have to do it.

And if you crash and burn,

you can just respawn.

We should do it.

We should tell them.

What? Now?

Yeah. Let's just crash and burn together.

[music continues]

GRANDMA MISSED CALL

[music distorts]

[music plays]

Hello.

Well?

I have something to tell you.

Yeah?

What's up?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Grandma? Grandma, it's Chris.
Is everything okay?

Did something happen?

Christopher, I'm sorry to bother you.

I have no idea how it happened.

All of a sudden the lights went out.

Okay, Grandma, listen.

Don't worry. I'll come right away.

- Okay, Grandma?
- No, no.

You don't need to. I already called Lukas.

- Lukas?
- Yes. He's on his way here.

So don't worry, all right?

Enjoy yourself.

Have some fun.

I just keep plodding along.

It's like I think if I just don't try,

then I can't actually fail, right?

Although, that's how a loser thinks.
I'm not a loser.

I've got to somehow show her
that I'm not a loser.

[sighs]

He's really creepy.

Mm-hmm.

The creepy house.

Hmm?

Anita, you're a genius.

What?

I have to go to the creepy house.

I'll find the secret room there,

save Wanda, and that will fix everything.

Anita, that's exactly what I needed.

Thank you.

[Anita sighs]

Who's gonna pay for all this now?

[sighs]

[sighs]

[gasps]

Ole?

[exhales]

You're drunk.

[scoffs]

[Ole grunts]

[Carlotta exhales]

[gasps]

Ole!

Ole!

[Alex] Have you seen this?

What an epic night.

Do you need a toothbrush?

[Carlotta chuckles]

Oh.

[door closes]

Dedo?

{\an8}I'M SORRY!

[engine revs]

sh*t!

Dedo!

Oh.

Lukas.

That's so sweet of you to drop by.

It's all dark.

I must have blown a fuse.

- [Lukas] Mm-hmm.
- Here.

Where's Chris?

He's at a computer game party
with his friends.

Hmm.

Jesus.

If he keeps going like this,
he'll be living with you forever.

[Grandma chuckles]

Where's the fuse box?

In Grandpa's old hobby room downstairs.

I'll take a look. All right?

Thank you.

Hello?

Is someone in there?

Chris?

[twig snaps]

Dedo!

- Carlotta.
- Dedo!

Stop this immediately. Come back,

I disappointed you. You're mad at me.

- I'll fix everything.
- [scoffs]

Come back right now!

I have to prove that I'm not a loser.

- Dedo!
- No. Not this time!

You're breaking into
some crazy person's yard

because of a bunch of rumors that...

that don't even make any sense!

[Carlotta sighs]

Hey!

Ow! Are you nuts?

Carlotta, stop it!

You're being hysterical.

[echoing]

Did you hear that?

Yeah.

[hollow tapping]

[metallic hollow thudding]

["Burn The Witch",
Queens of the Stone Age]

Wanda?

I'm going in.

Wanda, are you in here?

[exhales]

- [child] Hey!
- [clicking]

Are you the lizard people?

[Dedo] Hey, there.

Little miss.

That's a pretty big weapon
you've got there.

You're not drinking my blood.

- No, no, no, no!
- Hey!

[Carlotta] No, no!

["Burn The Witch",
Queens of the Stone Age]