01x03 - Operation Immortal

[bunniefuu]

[honks horn]

8TH PRECINC

[grunts]

[smooth music plays]

PARKING RESERVED FOR POLICE CHIEF

Hey!

- [laughing] Yeah. Yeah.

- [cheering]

- It's a party! [laughs]

- [horn blows]

[squeaks]

- [overlapping chatter]

- Oh man.

[chuckles] Yeah.

[Suzano] Eee!

[groans]

[Guerra] Ah!

- [horn blows]

- This is him! This is him!

Hey, Chief Suzano.

Handsome. Uh, uh, Chief Azevedo.

You brought me coffee.

Yeah, I had mine at home, so

You don't mind if I hole up

here in your office today, right?

The smell of this precinct, ah,

it helps my recovery.

No, feel free. You're welcome here to, uh

I'll just sit down

and stay in this corner.

Yeah? And there's an air vent there

that hits the chair.

I'll make sure you stay

where it can't touch you.

Yeah, and you just put

your shoes right up here.

CHIEF AZEVEDO

- Right here.

- [Mantovani] Chief?

[both] Good morning, Inspector.

Hm-mm.

No.

No.

[theme music plays]

[flushes]

[laughs]

Wah, wah.

[chuckles]

Yeah!

[sighs]

[chanting]

[siren beeping]

[Wi-Fi] Oh.

- What's happening, Inspector?

- What do you want?

I just wanted to maybe ask you,

if I could, Inspector,

for a day off this Sunday.

For a job where I'll, uh,

be contributing to our society.

You're planning to do the exam

to be a driver for the court.

Work three days a week,

take four months vacation.

You know, when you put it that way,

you make it seem like

- [phone chimes]

- [robotic voice] New match! New match!

- Oh man. So sorry.

- I see. Yeah, sure.

- No, sure, that kind of exam.

- I thought it was on silent.

Is this on the exam? True or false?

Apps used for finding a hookup

during working hours

can lead

to an investigation of the officer

and even their eventual firing.

This is really hard work, man.

- This is big, hard work.

- Don't feed me that self-promotion, Wi-Fi.

What? No, hey, that's not self-promotion.

It's, you know it's, like, uh

FACIAL COMPOSITE

It's like I'm on a mission, you see?

Yeah, I've got a special investigation

that I'm taking care of

on my own, you know?

No. Yeah, a fake profile we're gonna use

to bring down the Soaked Rat.

I see.

So it's a bit of a catfish situation.

Yeah, you got it.

Here's what I want.

A full report on the investigation

on my desk by the end of the day today.

Or else you don't have to come in

Sunday or any other day of your life.

Do you copy?

Suzano, darling, the mafia's

priority number one, you understand me?

Why else would I go through the trouble

of bringing the expert to Tijuca?

[Suzano] Miss Ivone Cruz,

the illustrious regional chief,

thank you for trusting me.

But don't you think we're actually

focusing too much

on this whole mafia thing?

Yeah, I wonder, uh I just think if we

I'm brainstorming here.

I think if we ignore them

- A break, a block, set a boundary.

- What?

They'll beg us for another chance,

I think. Don't you?

All right, all right, enough. Go away now.

Think with me. In Quintino,

they arrested the chief of the militia.

In Leblon, they're missing

a councilman now. Am I right?

And here? In Tijuca? We're doing what?

We're just tracking down guys

who leave their cars too long.

No! That's madness!

You gotta focus on the mafia.

Just focus on the mafia, got it?

Uh, unfortunately, Ms. Cruz,

I've gotta hang up,

because Inspector Mantovani just walked in

and it seems something serious happened.

It's okay. Pretend I'm not even here.

CHIEF AZEVEDO

Suzano, darling,

let's be efficient with our time.

I'll give you just two days

to capture the mafioso.

- Uh

- Be well.

Uh, Inspector, are you taking care

of the recycling right now?

I'm just wondering.

Too much trash in here, sir.

If you don't watch out, this place will

be a chicken coop in just a few days time.

You mean a pigsty, right?

No, because two pigs

get along with each other.

- You ever seen two roosters together?

- Yes, of course! [chuckles]

Tonha, my neighbor, you know?

She once had two roosters,

Chitão and Xororó.

They lived on the same perch peacefully.

They had a deal, you know?

- No, sir, it was a metaphor.

- Ah.

It's so cutthroat here in Tijuca.

That's all.

So be smart, or else Xororó

there might peck out your eyeballs.

Just look.

Operation Rodenticide,

you're bringing down a mafioso responsible

for almost all of Tijuca's gambling.

- Now, watch out.

- I can't believe what's happening here.

I don't believe my own eyes.

You guys really haven't learned anything.

Offer our guest a coffee or something.

I'm the one who has to do it?

You know, in Campo Manso,

that crime carries jail time.

That's true. In Campo Manso,

you have a visitor

and you don't offer them coffee,

they'll be like,

"Hey, man, you didn't even make me

a cup of coffee?"

A visitor is welcome to be there.

Now, a meddler or a prowler, an intruder,

how should we treat them, sir?

Just a second, Inspector.

I can't let the foam dissipate

without trying to make a little heart!

Thank you, Chief. Thank you. Thank you.

- Thanks so much.

- Glad to do it.

Sorry. I was

in the middle of giving these fine folks

a little bit of advice, wasn't I?

[chuckles]

- Vis habitus.

- [Mantovani] Yeah.

[both] Force of habit.

Huh? You know,

because I was running the show here.

"Was" being the operative word,

though not now, if memory serves.

Let's listen to what the chief

who's in charge says about the case.

Sure. Sure, but a little rude,

the way you formulated that.

But fine. People, listen here.

Estevão, wake up, buddy.

Let's wake up, team.

Now, let's all listen

to what our honored and decorated

ex-head of our dear precinct,

Chief Azevedo, has to say.

- [Rabecão chuckles]

- [Pardal whistles]

[Rabecão] The man's in the house!

There's something

I'm especially curious about,

and perhaps you wouldn't mind

explaining to me

how one might escape

from the mafia in Tijuca.

- I think they're all curious.

- Certainly.

I mean, I wasn't I wasn't expecting this.

- Hold this please.

- Sure.

Operation Rodenticide,

you're bringing down a mafioso, so

Look at that mess, guys.

What a joy, huh?

- [chuckles] Huh?

- [Suzano] Just a second. Oh!

The abattoir you've got on display there,

that's just, uh, figurative, right?

Yeah, sure. Naturally,

you know I'm a man of peace.

But in practice,

it's gonna be a bloodbath, yeah.

- And brainbath, you could say.

- [gags]

- Is that a hand? Okay.

- Yes. Yeah.

- I'll just Oh.

- [Mantovani] Oh sh*t!

[heartbeat]

[Guerra] Hey, I don't know.

Hey, record it.

Vote here if you think the chief

is gonna wake up

and vote here if you think

he's dead and gone.

- Oh!

- [overlapping chatter]

[Azevedo] Are you with us, Chief? I think

you have some sensitivity to blood, huh?

No, no, I got

pretty low blood pressure is all.

I got medication.

You were all delirious saying, "Mommy,

Suzi's in danger! Suzi's in danger!"

Chief, why don't I take

command of this mission?

Like with Mantovani.

Just like old times.

Negative.

The man in charge now is Suzano,

and I know he's got a big idea

to bring in Drowned Rat.

- Do I?

- [Mantovani] Affirmative, Chief.

I'm gonna stand with you

regardless of what you propose, sir.

May have spoken a tad bit too soon.

[Suzano] Sandy and Junior

in an electrifying adventure!

Two hard cops on the scene,

dressed up as Sandy and Junior,

show up on open mic night

at the steakhouse that Soaked Rat owns.

And then, ta-da!

That's where the operation

really begins for sure.

And the chief, yours truly,

won't have to die.

- But he'll open fire on bad guys?

- No!

That's the thing.

The dynamic duo collects the information

without raising suspicion, see?

And they discover where the secret casino

and slot machines really are.

When this comedy's out on Netflix,

please let me know. I'd like to watch it.

It's more action than comedy, I'd say.

There's a musical undertone.

That's for sure.

- But it's mainly action at the center.

- Hey!

- Everyone

- God in Heaven!

The team's prepared to audition,

but all of them are pretty nervous,

because most of them

are amateurs, you know?

Just a minute, please.

[mic screeches]

Hello, all participants.

Let's begin.

Oh, I wanna just mention,

we'll be using the fantastic version

from the Sandy and Junior

fan club of Campo Manso,

of which I was president

until the, uh

the fan club disbanded.

Music!

["Dig-Dig-Joy" by Sandy & Junior plays]

[lyrics in Portuguese]

That's great.

Thank you so much. Very nice.

We'll certainly reach out

if we need something else.

You know, like if we do

a slow motion version of the song, okay?

- Uh, Sir?

- [Suzano] Next! Next please.

["Dig-Dig-Joy" plays]

Yeah ♪

Oh ♪

Okay, okay. That's enough.

Yeah, but, Chief,

there are still a few steps missing.

No, look, darling, something to know,

when the director says enough,

it actually means that's enough.

You understand me there?

We didn't even get to the "popoy" part.

So I'm not sure this is, uh, true,

but do you think it feels

like Mantovani is overshadowing

the other officers' contributions here?

Because I feel like she's really on fire.

It's crazy.

- [Estevão] Yeah, she's really good, right?

- Incredible.

I mean, I've got chills.

That's just because

you're in love with her.

No, that's not it.

No, no, any passion that may be there

is only for the job, is all.

- Please, Estevão.

- Okay.

Uh [clears throat] Next, please.

- Yo, sir!

- Mmm.

I don't need any music.

Well, that's original. I like it.

[synthesizer music plays]

["Dig-Dig-Joy" plays]

Dig dig joy dig joy popoy ♪

Oh my God! And scene, huh?

- Whoo! Bravo!

- [Estevão] Holy moly.

[Suzano] My God in Heaven!

Stamina! Presence!

I have a feeling I've seen you once

somewhere. Where was it? Was it The Four?

Uh, The Voice? Ryan Seacrest?

Probably, sir, you heard it on the news.

That smooth voice belongs to my client.

Uh, and what crime

has your client committed?

Cannibalism in the first degree,

aggravated by the victim being vegan.

My God in Heaven.

Good golly, Miss Molly.

Do I have to talk to him?

Hi, Mr. Cannibal.

Wh what's up? You good?

Listen, it's not my choice, you know?

It's just there are folks higher up

who are making these demands on us,

so you should

He's coming closer.

Unfortunately for us, sir, you, uh, uh

you were disqualified.

All right.

Don't be discouraged.

The judge will have

a deeper appreciation for your art.

[Suzano] Oh, he's gonna die.

The cannibal's gonna k*ll him. He's vegan.

Oh, dear Lord!

[clears throat]

Well, since we don't have

a candidate who's better,

it's gonna be Rabecão.

- Yeah!

- Ow! ♪

Zuleide, do me a solid, man.

I'm begging you.

Look, I'll even help with the dishes.

I promise, I'll do it for a week. I swear.

Are you nuts, Wi-Fi?

My days of being single are long over now.

Aw, Zuzu! Listen, I'm being serious here.

I'm making a fake profile

to lure Soaked Rat and bring him down.

Anyway, can you point me

to where in the Bible

it says posting nude pics is a sin, huh?

Where? Anywhere?

Boy, you're a piece of work.

Come on.

Hey, hey Guerra! Guerrinha.

You're gonna help a brother out,

aren't you?

You'll take a nice pic

for the fake profile, right? For me?

Look, Wi-Fi,

you really need help, actually.

- You know, like, professionally.

- Professionally?

I mean a professional, like, with images.

Like a photographer who takes

stock photos and things like that,

because these apps

are loaded with lies, man.

Everybody's using everyone else's photos.

You create expectations, but really,

you know it's different in the end.

Of course there's a margin of error

of, like, two or three inches.

You know something like that?

[Suzano] Five, six, seven, eight.

["Eu Acho que Pirei"

by Sandy & Junior plays]

[Suzano] Cut.

Man, come on! You didn't let me

get my choreo on! Hey, Mantovani!

- I don't know what he wants.

- No, no, no!

No, I'm sorry, but no!

Flawless, seriously.

You were just perfect.

Now, Rabecão, you've gotta understand

the dance begins with your breathing.

You just gotta breathe, right?

Watch me, please.

I'll demonstrate for you.

Uh, Estevão, music, please.

["Eu Acho que Pirei" plays]

Five, six, seven, eight.

Going mad, step on the bugs!

Going mad, step on the bugs!

Flying!

Your heart's exploding.

I'm stretching out, and hips swaying.

A little spin to disguise,

and do the Michael Jackson.

And scene.

That's the whole thing, as simple as that.

- That was really wonderful.

- Thanks.

- [Estevão] Suzano.

- Yeah?

The way you dance is great.

- Thanks.

- The way Rabecão dances is awful.

- Hey. Hey.

- He's right.

- You didn't let me dance.

- You're bad too.

Then you ought to dance

Junior's part, right?

[machine beeps, whirs]

Are you using the ink at work

to print out inappropriate images, Wi-Fi?

Don't say it like that! The inspector

just wanted to see my report,

my messages between the fake profile

and the Soaked Rat.

The man's filthy. It's all about meat

and sex mixed together.

Hey.

So between us, here alone,

and the precinct,

have you considered

my proposition any further?

Oh, to dress up like a dominatrix

and mount you like a pony?

No, no, I never said

anything like that, I don't think.

No, yeah, that's a Pardal thing, Pardal.

- [Wi-Fi] For real?

- But I would do that for you.

Actually, I was more interested

in swapping shifts on Sunday, you know.

I don't know if you remember.

You know, since I've got that exam,

and it's really important.

Please help me, Guerra. I need you.

Ah, I'm sorry, my little nerdling.

It's just that Sunday is when

all the hot hes and hot shes and hot theys

go flood the plaza begging to ride

this monument you see before you, so no.

Okay, yeah. Okay.

But my very best and oldest friend,

Pardal, he wouldn't leave me hanging.

Swap shifts with me Sunday,

won't you, Pardal?

I don't see anybody who could

be called old around here, do you?

Guerra, have I got

the word "loser" on my forehead?

No, but your roots

are shouting for a little dye,

so put your wig back on.

Tidy up a little, yeah?

[Wi-Fi chuckles]

- [phone chimes]

- [robotic voice] New match!

[gasps] The f*ck was that?

A nude?

Oh, man. Look, I just got a superlike

on my fake tennis-player profile.

What? He's 30 feet away.

How is that possible?

SEXY BOY

Do you know him?

- [chuckles]

- [Wi-Fi] Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Guerra, this guy is Pardal,

and he's pretending to be a younger dude.

Like him back. Like him back.

He'll be so excited.

We'll get you the day off Sunday,

and I'll have a good laugh

over the whole thing.

[both laugh]

- Okay, I did it.

- [phone chimes]

IT'S A MATCH!

[robotic voice] New match!

Uh, Chief?

You said I should be Junior.

This operation is gonna be a bust

before it even starts.

- You look just like Sandy and Junior.

- Don't call him Sandy and Junior!

He suffered for his entire life,

because of that stupid mistake.

They're different people.

And if I were Junior,

I'd have a security force

that would likely prevent my death.

What, and I don't have

any role at this station?

You heard the part

about preventing my death?

Hey, you're brave, Chief.

No one is coming to m*rder you.

And Wi-Fi prepared a

whole report on Soaked Rat.

- Look at this.

- Let me see it.

[Estevão] "The best sausage in Tijuca"?

[Suzano] Wow, what a rude message.

Go on, check his socials.

Check his social media, yeah.

Video, video, video's best.

Hey, everyone out there! What's up folks?

So, today I've got some big news

to share with you all.

I'm an upstanding citizen,

I pay all my taxes,

and I'm not gonna stand by

while our police

neglect our communities, okay?

I was robbed blind here!

Somebody stole an entire shipment

of pork chops from me.

You think the police were there for me?

That's the lure, Estevão.

[Guerra] Are you and I

still on for Sunday, baby?

I want to leave

my fingerprints on your face, king,

and to slap you with my racket

at the police station.

- [Wi-Fi] Hey.

- Hi.

Hey, Wi-Fi, what's going on?

You wanna swap shifts, right?

Oh, man, yeah, I did, but but, um, why?

Did something change or something?

Look, dude, I just connected

with this cutie online

and between us guys, she wants

a little action at the station on Sunday.

- So I thought

- In the station? This weekend?

- Check out those fingers.

- Athletic.

Imagine, man, that racket just

slapping your face, like backhand! Oh!

Forehand! Oh! Volley!

Pardal, Pardal, I've got you.

I'm your man.

I'll help you out on this,

because you're a cool guy.

Now you've just gotta talk with Mantovani

to clear the schedule.

- And watch out, because she's pissed off.

- No, no, no, no. Mantovani? No way.

There's no tennis racket

on the face of this earth

worth facing Mantovani in a bad mood.

I'm out.

Oh, that's over now.

She had some chocolate.

It's all over, dude. She's good.

Yeah, she's really loving

doing that Sandy thing.

Even passed by me and she was like

she was smiling.

Just forget it no way in hell

I'm gonna speak to Mantovani.

Not for you or anyone.

You can forget about it.

- No, Pardal. Come on, dude.

- [Guerra] Cut it out! Enough!

What? You didn't like my samba?

It was garbage, but the point is

that there's a hierarchy.

You've been at this precinct longer

than anybody, man. It's your right.

- You'll be racket slapped. I'll make sure.

- Let it go, Guerra. It's too much hassle.

- It's not wor

- Sh!

Don't argue with me.

Look, if it were my choice,

Sunday'd be yours, dude.

And Saturday.

Man, if you want it, I'mma ask.

If it were me, you'd be off Easter,

Christmas, New Year's Eve, and Halloween.

- [phone buzzes]

- Armando here.

[high-pitched voice] Good afternoon.

Glad I found you. You having a good day?

This is Clarissa

with the police department.

I wanted to speak to you in reference

to a shipment that, uh, we intercepted

that happened to be stolen meat.

Ring a bell?

Yeah, someone stole a shipment

I ordered of pork chops.

I suspected as much.

- That's why we're calling.

- Oh, that's great.

But what would be a good time

to come over here to the precinct

so you can fill out the paperwork

for all your things?

Tomorrow would be great.

Uh, no. No, tomorrow wouldn't be great,

because, uh, there'll be two of us, uh

Uh, just a minute. Sorry, Armando.

- Hello?

- [quietly] Okay, fine, two words.

First word. Yeah.

Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken.

Egg. To hatch.

To.

Uh, hello?

Now for the second word.

Uh, horse.

Mule. Mule. Mule. Mule.

Donkey. Don-kay.

Donk.

E. To. Ey. Today.

Oh, man, then why beat around the bush?

[high-pitched voice]

So sorry, Armando. Excuse me.

Could you come to the precinct today

to claim your things perhaps?

Of course, of course,

an employee will be there soon.

- Uh, no.

- No?

No.

No.

Uh, one minute. Sorry, Armando.

One minute. I'm sorry about that.

[giggles]

[in heavy accent] Very nice to speak

to you, Armando. You've got Joaquim.

Clarissa had to go to the restroom

and asked me to see

to your, uh your call here.

The thing, uh, that it's necessary

for your person to come here personally

to the station,

because we have to confirm

it wasn't one of your employees

who committed

the robbery in the first place.

Oh, yeah, sure, I'll be there soon.

I'm coming now. See you in a minute.

[phone beeps]

[siren blares]

8TH PRECINC

NO PARKING

Let it flow freely. Let it flow.

- [quietly] He's over there. There he is.

- Now?

So, Armando,

you're welcome to get comfortable here.

You can have a seat. Be my guest.

And I'll go grab your stuff.

Yeah, thanks.

Because you fake it all

and you're destroying our duo.

You wanna know who's faking things?

How about the whole hip move

that you're faking like no one notices.

Hey, my hip moves are good enough

to get us out

of the massive debt you've run up

‘cause of your addiction

to those ridiculous slot machines.

Those words hurt me

as if they were an arrow through my heart.

I'm your brother!

How could you speak like that?

You're such a ham, always!

After what you did, gambling away

all our fortune on those horses!

The very least you could do for us

is learn to cry well.

- Uh uh

- [phone ringing]

- The phone's ringing suddenly.

- [Suzano] Oh.

[Mantovani] It must be the lawyer.

Let's see how much time his pity buys you.

Ah, she will never understand!

- Sorry, mister.

- Hello there.

- No.

- I'm sorry about that. It's bad form.

- I'm sorry. What was your name again?

- Uh, Armando,

- Okay.

- Uh, but everyone calls me Soaked Rat.

Nice to meet you.

What an original name, Mr. Rat.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just two siblings

getting into an argument.

What can I do?

Yeah, gambling's an addiction, right?

I see something to bet on

and I'm so, like

Man! I mean, it's an itch

from the top of my head

running all the way down to my butt,

and I can't resist it, you know?

Oh, I know that feeling

far too well, yeah.

It really is the best, isn't it?

We're talking about gambling still?

- Yup.

- Right, yeah!

Nowadays, though, the hard thing

is to locate a casino that's discreet,

tucked away, you know?

Where the police

aren't gonna be raiding, or

Oh, I hate the police,

especially the police who work as chiefs.

- I hate chiefs most.

- Funny, I like those guys, actually.

They're my favorite.

Actually, I think this prejudice

against chiefs has really gotta stop.

This chief phobia's

gotta end soon, I think.

- But anyways

- I'll tell you something, huh?

Whenever you get that, uh

that feeling all over you,

if you ever wanna act on it,

I offer you the invitation to come

to the cellar of my special steakhouse.

Your steakhouse in a cellar?

We're gonna cut it up.

We're gonna really party!

A party, you say.

What sort of things will we do there?

Dude, like slot machines!

- Slot what?

- I said slot machines!

Yes, yeah, slot machines!

- ["Eu Acho que Pirei" plays]

- Going mad and step on the bugs ♪

And now I'm flying high

And my heart's exploding ♪

- You're under arrest.

- You been caught red-handed.

Inspector Sandy. I mean, Mantovani.

And Chief Suzano.

Beautiful confession.

Oh man, you nailed it.

I loved the choreography there.

- I was super nervous.

- No, come on, you were amazing.

You were really in the scene, so present.

- Really well done.

- Well, my teacher was really remarkable.

And my student too.

Is there really a vibe

between siblings here?

Shut your mouth, you piece of trash.

[Estevão] Let's hear it for Chief Suzano!

- [cheering and applause]

- [Suzano] Thanks.

LONG LIVE THE HERO CHIEF

- Thanks. I appreciate it. Appreciate it.

- Come on. Show us, Chief.

Show us the dance

that's gonna make the mafia tremble.

Oh, I really shouldn't.

[laughing]

- ["Eu Acho que Pirei" plays]

- [chanting] Big booty! Big booty!

Big booty! Big booty!

Ah!

[grunting]

[laughing]

[siren blares]

Wi-Fi!

Hey, Pardal. What's going on?

How's our boy,

the great dating-app stud doing?

You all set for your date?

Yes, sure. Yeah, bud, I'm all set.

Just gotta go to court to file

a case against you, huh?

Wh what are you talking about, Pardal?

What's that supposed to mean?

You should know, as a police officer,

that knowingly lying to the police

carries a felony charge and can result in

up to four years in jail.

Um, uh, hey, come on.

What's going on here, Counselor?

You know perfectly well, I'm sure,

as does Guerra,

over there creeping around,

pretending she's not listening,

but was a willing collaborator,

which makes her an accessory

to the same felony.

Wait, Counselor.

No, it was just a fun prank, seriously.

Praying on a senior citizen

with a sexual compulsion

while in a very vulnerable position?

Counselor, can I speak to you

over there for a second?

Naturally, let's go.

We're in recess now.

- Wow, you're stupid.

- [Wi-Fi] What's happening?

It was your plan, Guerra.

This session is now back on.

And my retro client is now open to a deal.

He proposes you both work for a month

in a non-profit organization,

which he'll be choosing.

Of course, but which organization?

The PSF, the Pardal Shift Foundation.

- Oh man, Pardal, you're kidding me.

- Pardal!

What the I have three tests

coming up this month. Come on!

It'll be two months if you don't watch it.

You sure you're not open to settling?

I'm calling dibs on Saturday.

[sighs]

[sighs] Well,

I finally caught you all alone.

Alone and on the way out of here.

Now go. I'm not an Uber

waiting for you to call me.

Aw, come on, girl.

Why you being like that?

I've just left the hospital

Go on. Don't tell me you weren't

even a little bit worried about me.

- I was worried. Sure.

- Yeah.

I was worried about your wife, you know?

- Vamoose, Azevedo, please, man.

- Yeah, okay, calm down. Calm down.

Ah, what a bummer.

No. I'm only leaving if you say

you no longer feel anything for me.

No, I know longer feel anything for you.

So f*ck off forever.

Don't call me again, okay?

- Not so fast there, kiddo.

- I'm done forever.

[static crackles]

Police operation in motion,

requesting backup.

- Jesus Christ.

- Huh? [chuckles]

- It's astounding what a slimeball you are.

- [Azevedo] Yeah?

Yeah, I mean, the police radio?

It's a pretty low blow, dude.

- Pretty low blow, huh?

- Uh-huh.

- Carpe Diem.

- Yes, please, Azevedo.

- Latin lover? Don't. No Latin lover, okay?

- You love it.

- You're not feeling something now?

- No, nothing, not a thing.

- No? Nothing at all? Really?

- Zero. No, I don't feel anything.

Memento mori.

- [chuckles]

- Please. Stop it. Please, Azevedo.

Copy that, dispatch.

Awaiting authorization to go search

the mansion of the famous businessman.

- That's not fair.

- Huh? Sure it is.

- A b*stard businessman, you're such a

- Yeah?

I think I went crazy

My feet are off the ground ♪

I could even ♪

Hey, Estevão. Look at this.

I stopped at a store

and picked up all these puppies

for a celebration or something.

I might even go

and find Inspector Mantovani.

Maybe ask her.

I found bonbons in a heart-shaped box.

It was the only they had.

Some champagne too.

Just so we could celebrate

the victory of our operation.

Look, I don't wanna be,

like, a buzzkill or anything, but

I guess, if I were her,

I might also choose Azevedo too, because

Uh! Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh.

["Eu Acho que Pirei" plays]

[Estevão] You don't have to feel bad

losing to a guy like that.

He's brave, handsome.

He's got green eyes.

I think that if I were in your place,

I'd just pack up and go home.

[siren blaring]

[upbeat music plays]