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01x04 - Arkitekten (The Architect)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Arkitekten". Aired: May 4, 2023.*
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When a project to build a thousand flats in Oslo is put out to tender, architect Julie has an idea: why not convert empty underground car parks into residential buildings?

01x04 - Arkitekten (The Architect)

Post by bunniefuu »

If you know about some that I don't,
we could write a list.

And we could go together.

Sure, we could do that.
I do know quite a few.

Right?

Hey.

-What the hell is this?
-Are you throwing us out already?

-You have to be out by Monday.
-By Monday?

-You can't do this.
-It's because of an acquisition.

Someone's going to buy this place.

If you're here when the owners
come back from California...

Well, I'm not going to jail.

-What about the termination period?
-In which contract?

Do you realise that everyone here
will end up on the street?

My bathtub.

Hello?

I'll get it on Monday.

-I'll find a solution, Kaja.
-No, he will find a solution.

The solution is that
you're out of here by Monday.

Give this to your mum.
It's very important.

I'd love to give you three months.

I'm not the one
in a hurry to get started.

Get started with what?

THE ARCHITECT

-We had an agreement.
-It was my idea.

Yes, but you promised, Julie.

You would never have been able
to do it without me anyway.

Look.

-Our new architect's chair is here.
-Thanks.

-Excuse me, but...
-Try it.

Do you know how much it cost?

95,000.

You can't seriously
be okay with this.

-It's just a chair, Marcus.
-No, the money from the competition.

We agreed to split it equally,
but she refuses.

I was the one
who pitched the idea to a project

which I have developed,
all on my own.

It's still not right.

This isn't a courtroom, Marcus.

Right or wrong. Who cares?

Julie, you have to sign this.

Welcome to Wizzløff Architects.

Do you have the stomach for this?

You know why I need this money.

Sure.

Processing request.

Congratulations, Julie.

You qualify for one
of our mortgages,

with 50 years' term
and variable rate.

Do you wish to speak
to a customer manager?

Yes, I'd like that.

-No.
-What are you doing?

Can you please
just leave me alone, Julie?

What's your plan?

I don't know.

I need my hands for work.

So I thought about my foot.

But I have no idea how I'm going
to make it look like an accident.

And do you get as much
for a foot as for a hand?

Everything was fine, you know.

I'm just trying to figure out
when it all started to fall apart.

So...

I guess I haven't made things
easier for you.

No.

But you need that money too, Julie.

And it was your idea.

I'm just completely useless.

I'm a lousy architect.

And I got a haircut,
but no one has said anything.

Not one compliment.
I feel really ugly.

And I'm a bad boyfriend.

I was a much worse girlfriend.

And you know it.

-Yeah, we were a mess together.
-Yeah.

What is it?

This is just stupid.

I can't, Julie.

Julie?

What are you doing here?

-Do you work here?
-No.

-Don't lie to me.
-I'm not lying.

Is this all your fault?

-Is CubeZ your idea?
-I'm just trying to help.

Who are you helping, exactly?

I can't live in a parking garage
for the rest of my life, Kaja.

-Neither can you.
-No.

Where will we live, then?

Have you thought about that?
Should we end up on the street?

I have a plan.
I got 800,000 for CubeZ.

I'm an employed architect.

I can buy a flat,
and you can move in with me.

What about everyone else
in the garage?

-What about Dad?
-He's used to living on the street.

I'm finally an architect.
I've waited my whole life for this.

I get that you can't
understand that.

Congratulations, Julie.

You've done everything right.

How does that feel?

Does it feel good?

Kaja?

Mum, I can't get it
over the wires.

-Hi.
-Hey.

Are you okay?

What's up?

-There are two lines.
-Are you kidding?

All right, Daddy.

We have to get
one of those lasagne pictures.

-Ultrasound?
-Yes!

-You're happy, right?
-I'm thrilled!

-You don't look so happy.
-No...

I...

I have to tell you something.

Something happened at the office.

-Okay?
-In the printer room.

There was... But... I just...

-Hey, what happened?
-I f*cked up really bad, Nina.

What do you mean?

-Huh?
-With Julie.

It was the least
important thing ever.

It was the world's quickest kiss.
It was a moment of weakness.

With Julie?

Yeah.

Do you know how many weak moments
I have during the day?

But I don't go around
f*cking my welfare agent!

-Hey...
-I think you should leave.

-I'm not going to leave.
-I think you should.

Anyone else than that c**t!

Take that. And take that!

Let's hug this out and sit down.

I think you should leave.

Nina?

-What are you doing?
-I don't know.

I just want you to leave.

Can you please
not aim that g*n at me?

-Put it down.
-I'll drop it.

Put it down. Drop it!

What the...

sh*t, sorry!

You shot me, Nina!

I'll grab some towels.

sh*t. Oh my God.

I didn't mean to.
Marcus, I didn't mean to.

Call the cops.

-Yes, of course.
-And get rid of the g*n.

We've been robbed, Nina.

Huh?

Armed robbery.

-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

We're insured against that.

-I f*cking love you.
-I love you, too.

Welcome to your new flat.

Here, you'll live in a quiet street
with complete privacy.

The flat has three great zones,
in spite of its few square metres.

Yup, that's right.

Laminated worktops
with profiled fronts

in the popular colour Common White.

The practical floor plan
lets you prepare dinner

while having interesting
conversations with your guests.

Is this your new dream home?

If you want to make an offer,
answer "Yes".

If this flat doesn't satisfy
your needs, answer "No".

I have not received your answer.