02x02 - Scorpio

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It'd be nice

To explain astrology to you

I talk about it too much

I get it if you wanna go away

You know, I'm a bit lonely

And I'm sorry if

I look crazy, but you know

That if it were for me

I would never live

Well, now you love

Please, tell me

what the f*ck you're doing?

- Ow!

- Oh God!

Uh, excuse the mess.

I I didn't hear you.

Sorry.

I was just organizing some of your boxes.

- Here, let me

- At seven in the morning?

It's just that, um

Cleaning helps me think clearly.

I was awake all of last night.

Just because you were drunk

or because you were thinking of Cristina?

No, no. Thinking about me.

Uh

about how I mess everything up

in some way or another.

Well, at least you're being consistent.

Hmm?

Better, yeah?

- You?

- I'll, uh

I'll never be honest ever again

in my life.

You've been such

a professional liar so long.

I was.

But for once though,

I was completely honest with Cristina,

and now I'm out of the house. Perfect.

You weren't honest, Carlo.

You cheated on her.

But I admitted it.

Yeah? Who does that?

All right, but first, was that for her

or to pacify a guilty mind?

I don't know, but I feel like sh*t.

You should figure out

why you cheated on her.

Whether it's a problem

in your relationship or not.

I am the problem.

Cristina

is wonderful. And she's loving and sweet.

And she doesn't

I'm just really afraid

of turning into my father.

A terrible father.

It isn't written in stone

that we're going to turn into our parents.

You know why you say that?

Because yours are adorable.

Come on.

HI, SINCE WE SAID GOODBYE

I'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

THINK IT'S SERIOUS? GIORGIO

We're never satisfied

with what we already have.

Right?

Oh, well.

No. You know what?

You're completely finished

cleaning in here.

Now go scrub the toilets!

Go, Carlo.

Hey.

Hey.

Thanks.

Thanks why?

For getting Carlo blackout drunk.

I found him outside

of the house last night.

Why are you whispering?

Because right now,

he's in the bathroom, and he's cleaning.

- You know what happened?

- Oh.

He confessed to cheating,

and Cristina kicked him out of the house.

But he will be gone by the end of the day.

That's crazy.

- You've run out of toilet paper!

- You hear me, Paola?

Uh-huh.

Everything all right?

I'm

Call you back, okay?

PREGNAN

SCORPIO

GIORGIO: YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME

OR ALIENS KIDNAPPED YOU

LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH THE RANSOM IS.

- Glad it was appreciated.

- The breakthrough we needed.

- Thank you.

- Sardi, you're the best.

You really pulled it off there.

- Hello there, Miss Bassi.

- Oh hey.

- We'll talk more in the meeting.

- Yes, see you.

- Hello.

- Hello.

Uh, no, wait. I wanted to talk a minute.

We have an opportunity to organize a me

Oh, one second. We'll talk later.

I need to take care of something first.

- Cristina?

- Yes?

Have you got a moment?

How have you been?

Who wants to know? You or Carlo?

Cristina, he was

in horrible shape last night.

And came to you for a supportive ear.

Only because he's got nowhere else to go.

You know his relationship

with his parents.

Don't defend Carlo.

Of course, I wouldn't. I would never. No.

Did you know about it?

Me?

No.

Alice, you're a terrible liar.

Okay.

It's just that

I sensed there was

something wrong between you two.

But I was hoping

Carlo would find a way to fix it.

Instead of fixing

Here.

I don't want to see him again, ever.

Listen to me, Cristina.

Carlo is a good person.

No.

He's a complete as*h*le.

He cheated on me. There's no excuse.

Yes, but at least he told you.

At least he was honest.

He didn't even have the guts

to keep it a secret.

You're right.

Of the two of you, you're the strongest.

- Mm-mm.

- Yes, you are.

And you've got to find

a way to face this situation.

Talk to each other.

You're late for your meeting with Bodrato.

Cristina.

See how strong you are?

Even when the world's falling apart,

you still stay on top of it all.

The numbers are going up. We've taken off.

If we compare them

with last year's ratings, we can be proud.

DAVIDE SARDI

CREATIVE DIRECTOR

Come in, Miss Bassi. Have a seat.

Oh, that's almost all of us.

- Sit, please.

- Thank you.

Our ratings are much better

than six months ago.

Advertising revenue is up, yes,

but we can improve that.

And there's a growing interest in us

OK GUESS IF IT ISN'T ALIENS, IT'S THE

RUSSIAN MAFIA! SHOULD I CALL FOR BACKUP?

and chances of closing

some very lucrative deals.

Good morning. I'm sorry. Family issues.

Hi.

- To sum it up

- How are you?

Oh, planets are skewed.

our network executive

is very happy. Really.

But I will hand it over to Sardi now,

and as you'll see,

he has news concerning

a very, very special guest.

Yup.

Uh, well, I'm happy to announce

that we've finally managed to arrange

a meeting with Professor Klauzen.

Yes!

That can't be!

No!

I've been trying for months.

He wouldn't even reply.

- Yes. It wasn't easy.

- Um, who is that?

He's an astrology genius.

He's famous?

Yes, we're lucky this renowned astrologist

accepted our offer for an interview.

Thank Barbara on our behalf again, yeah?

Yes, indeed.

Her help was decisive.

And when is Professor Klauzen

coming in to film this interview?

No, no, no.

We'll be the ones going there instead.

Us? In Paris?

To Paris, yes.

Sorry, sorry. When will this be?

Cristina can give you all the dates.

Now, Marlin.

- Tio.

- Yes.

So this interview

is very important for the show.

- I'm counting on you two.

- Okay.

Sardi will be going with you to Paris

to coordinate things.

He's well acquainted

with the French capital.

- Is that right, Davide?

- Yes.

Well, then I'm sure this news

made your day.

So everybody, let's get back to work.

- Thanks.

- Thanks.

- Cristina, if you would.

- Okay.

Oh my God, Paris! To Paris!

Ugh, listen, Tio. Listen.

- Listen. Just one thing.

- Yes?

Before we go to Paris, I want to know

everything about my birth chart.

I want to impress Krauzen.

- Klauzen.

- Klauzen. Klauzen. Klauzen.

- What do you want to know?

- I don't know. Tell me something.

It's all about the position

of the planets, do you see?

Um

But look, okay, look.

My birth chart is here.

- Here it is. Look.

- Yeah.

Okay. Look here, for example. Hmm?

So professionally, you got

Well, you've got a preference

for collaborating with Pisces.

And with Sagittarius.

Okay. Well,

I'm not interested in all of that.

Of course, I work well with everyone.

I'm interested in

- In romance.

- Uh

Is there anything

written about that here by chance?

Who's my match?

Darling,

it's a birth chart.

Not a dating app or something, okay?

Gemini.

Find a Gemini, and you'll do fine. Hmm.

- Gemini?

- Yes.

- Are you sure?

- Yes.

- Gotta go.

- Hey.

A a

Wait, you are a Gemini.

- That's right.

- Yes.

But I'm also not on the market.

I am taken at the moment.

- Ah, how taken?

- Very much.

Sorry. Have you seen Alice?

The contestants are here for the casting,

but I'm not sure what I should tell them.

Nope. I'll find her.

I'm going. Right now.

Ah, Lisa, honey Mwah.

Listen, I have another job for you.

Forget Alice. Apart from Tio,

do you know any other Geminis

floating around on the set?

I'll do a little research. I really will.

- Ah.

- I'm on it.

Gemini.

May I?

So why am I not going to Paris, huh?

Seeing as the idea

of bringing in Klauzen was mine.

That's what I wanted

to talk about this morning.

I didn't think that going

to Paris together, right now

was a wise idea.

That's true.

And it's better that you go yourself.

No.

I tried to get out of the trip

so you'd be able to go.

But Bodrato wants me

to coordinate the interview.

Hasn't it all been coordinated by Barbara?

See why it's not a good idea?

Or not yet, at least.

I completely agree.

They're okay,

but there's a super hot one.

Thanks.

So,

you came to audition

to be on the show after all.

No. No.

- No?

- It was

It was just an excuse to see you.

All that matters

is that you're happy that I'm here.

And that you won't report me

for stalking.

Actually, I'm just waiting

until the police show up here.

I knew it,

I can always turn myself in.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

- A coffee, please.

- Of course.

Thanks.

Anyway,

what are we doing this weekend?

Just like that?

So the enemy is that

that guy with the tie

and all the credit cards?

He's not an enemy.

He's

nothing.

Well

that is a nothing that

has made you very upset.

Well, a guy who wants you, and

then does not want you,

has a girlfriend too,

but can't leave her either.

Like, you'd get mad too, no?

Yes.

Oh God, I'm sorry.

It's nothing you did, honestly.

I should probably manage my anger better.

Or maybe you

could vent it a little bit more.

Here is where you aim.

And over here,

this is how you fire the paintballs.

Careful, it's a semi-automatic r*fle.

Remove the cap when you sh**t.

Put it back on when you're done.

You rest your arm in here.

Watch out for the recoil.

You can sh**t at any part of the body.

If the ball doesn't burst,

you don't count the point.

We clear?

Have fun.

So then, metaphorically speaking,

you can let out your anger on me today.

But first, you'll have to catch me.

And I run very, very fast.

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

Ah!

I don't want to go to work

That's why I've got credit cards

They even give me all the perks

Whatever I get I just want more

I just wanna sleep all day

Right until the afternoon

I know I got bills to pay

And a lawn

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

I don't wanna grow up

God, do I feel a lot better!

Truth or dare?

Okay, truth.

How many times did you sh**t me

fantasizing it was the other guy?

Every time.

That's how it feels to destroy the enemy.

What star sign are you, Giorgio?

Scorpio.

Scorpios owe their massive reputation

as tenebrous lovers

to stories and dime store romance novels.

Just stories.

In fact, Scorpios are

the most contradictory sign

of the whole zodiac.

Allied with the dark side of the Force,

they're also positive and full of passion.

Romantic and fantastic lovers

who cultivate the most secret passions,

but they're often too ashamed of them

to share them with anyone.

But above all,

Scorpios always fight against the current,

love all obstacles in their lives,

and when skies are clear

they're not interested.

It's not true I did it

I'm sorry, I was distracted

It's not my fault

If I always stand you up

You got it, I'm stoned

And I don't want

To think of you anymore

But remember, we had a deal

My word is worth as much as you

Man, you play really well.

Think so?

But I've just never played in public.

You're a great DJ,

but your own music is amazing.

People should hear you play it.

Yeah, well, one day.

Uh, I can't now.

I'm not ready.

Look, I get it. I've been there.

And honestly, if I hadn't been wasted,

I'd probably still be feeling

the same way as you.

Which

- means, that in the end

- Hmm.

alcohol is the solution

to believing more in ourselves?

No!

Only for people who lack your talent.

Oh, sorry.

What's wrong?

I need to use the bathroom real quick,

is that okay?

Yeah, sure.

To the left or to the right?

The right.

Uh, sorry. I

No, no worries.

I'm glad you're not a thief.

Friend of Giorgio's?

Well, yes, uh, just a friend.

Oh.

Alice.

- Manuela.

- Nice to meet you.

Are you one of his

roommates?

Roommates?

No!

It's just me and my baby here.

Didn't he tell you?

- Um

- Oh.

No problem.

Do me a favor, in any case.

Tell my son

that he's got to study for tomorrow. Hmm?

If he spends every night

with his friends and music,

he's never gonna pass anything this year.

- All right? Thanks.

- Mmm.

No diploma yet, I'm hearing?

What do you mean?

I bumped into your mom.

Ah. Um

Well, she's usually at work at this time.

Yeah, not today.

I guess not.

I mean,

not that it's a problem, but

can you tell me how old are you?

Um, I'm I'm old enough, okay?

Okay, will you tell me,

or shall I go ask your mother?

I'm 19.

Man, what the hell?

Does it matter?

I mean, we're good together, right?

Yes, and you're, uh

Uh

But,

you should be studying and writing music.

Why are you wasting

your time with a girl my age?

Because you're much more interesting.

Oh, flatterer.

Listen, I'm going.

Right now.

I'll take my bag.

And you,

get to studying.

What a disaster.

Why can't I do anything right?

I need some advice.

- Hey.

- Hey!

How are you doing?

A tough day, actually.

Me too.

What happened to you?

And how was work?

Nothing new.

Everything's fine.

You sure?

Yeah. Yes, yes.

What about little Sandro? Is he okay?

Yes. He's asleep.

I'll call you tomorrow, okay? Bye.

Paola?

Tio, I need to talk a bit.

I'm on my way to you.

Yes,

but I haven't brought my toothbrush.

I'm Andrea Magni.

I want my own personal toothbrush.

Silly.

- Alice.

- Ah! Little Libra.

Hey, lovebirds!

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- Are you coming or going?

- Going.

I'm trying to persuade him to stay over.

But it's hopeless. Hmm?

Yeah, but Well, uh,

when we live together,

we'll always sleep together.

I proposed to our dear Tiziano

that we live together, but

I'd appreciate a little bit of help.

- I'll do my best.

- Mmm.

It's a shame the stars

are very complex right now.

Very.

Yes, but I'm a very simple guy.

I don't need to hide my feelings.

Bye.

Wow.

Aw, so you did like your boy toy,

hmm?

No, no, no, no.

Take it as a compliment, you know.

It's difficult to interest a teenager.

Jeez, what a day.

It's not over yet, my love.

No?

Tiziano?

Help me take this as well, will you?

Yes, yes, Grandma.

Look, here's what we'll do.

I'll put it here.

And tomorrow we'll pack it up, okay?

Now, my dear, will you go to bed, please?

A girl like you needs her beauty sleep.

But wait,

we have to dance the Beguine until dawn.

Do you remember how we used to dance

at the Caffè Vittoria?

Oh, how would I ever forget, hmm?

You were the most beautiful.

Look, here's what we'll do.

- Hmm?

- Why don't you change into a nice dress.

- And then we keep dancing.

- All right.

Yes.

Mmm.

I'll miss her.

But she'll be good with her sister.

Mmm.

Ah!

Let's get back to you.

Mm-hmm.

This, my friend, is the Bible, huh?

MY STARS AND I

This is the one

and only text that you need

if you truly want to understand, okay?

To do your birth chart

and draw up your horoscope, day by day.

So that you can be

the true architect of your destiny.

Mmm.

Davide?

Alice.

- What are you doing lurking in the dark?

- I was just passing by, and

I really wanted

to clear things up about Paris.

At night? Not fooling anybody.

Can you hold up a second? Let's talk.

Why?

I don't want to waste any more

of my time with your excuses.

Can you give me one minute?

Good night.

sh*t!

Oh God, I'm sorry. Are you hurt?

Yes. No, no, no. It's fine.

You see? It's safer when we stay apart.

A whole month of paintballing

wouldn't be enough to get over him.

Ugh, sh*t.

Carlo?

Carlo?

Come in.

Carlo?

Yeah.

He's temporarily sleeping here

on my couch.

Hopefully, he's already

gone back home to Cristina.

Oh.

Nice, it's very

you.

Yeah.

It is mine.

Come here. Come here.

There you are.

Uh, my brother always applied frozen food.

You can't imagine

how many accidents we had.

All right

I can't focus

On what needs to get done

I'm on notice

Hoping that you don't run, ah

You think I'm tepid

- How's it feeling?

- Fine.

Um, fine.

Where did you learn to wrap bandages?

And I'm just tryna play it cool now

In films.

But that's not what I wanna do now

And in these films,

is the guy waiting outside the house?

In those films,

it's always clear what he's there for.

You think it's not clear?

I wanna touch you

But don't wanna be weird

It's such a rush

You're not at all clear.

I told you

it was complicated.

But that's not what I wanna do now

- Alice?

- f*ck.

f*ck.

I was hoping you'd made up with Cristina.

Yeah, she called me.

She said she wanted to see me,

but it was just

to give my stuff back.

By the way, I did some shopping.

I got beers, chips

- No, Carlo. You can't sleep here.

- I know. I'll figure something out soon.

No, you don't get it.

You can't stay here now!

Or tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow.

So, I got lime chips,

everything we need to make a spritz,

because, obviously,

you never have anything.

Are you listening at all?

Where am I supposed to go?

How should I know?

Go to your cousin's in Moncalieri.

- But my cousin lives in Pinerolo.

- Then go to Pinerolo, Carlo.

- Go!

- Alice, please.

Please, go.

- Let's not ruin our friendship, okay?

- You'll ruin it if you stay, Carlo.

Off you go!

Fine, I'll go.

All right. Oka okay, fine!

But I could be your crush

Like, throw you for a rush, like

Hoping you'd text me

So I could tell you

I been thinking 'bout your touch like

Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch

Look up.

I could be your

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

Look up.

I got a fascination

With your presentation

Making me feel like

You're on my island

You're my permanent vacation

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

Sorry

I fill my calendar with stuff I can do

Maybe if I'm busy

It could keep me from you

And I'm pretending

You ain't been on my mind

But I took an interest

In the things that you like, ah-ahh

And I'm just tryna play it cool now

But that's not what I wanna do now

And I'm not tryna be with you now

You now

But I could be your crush

Like, throw you for a rush, like

Hoping you'd text me

So I could tell you

I been thinking 'bout your touch like

Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch

I could be your

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

I got a fascination

With your presentation

Making me feel like

You're on my island

You're my permanent vacation

Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch

I could be your

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

And yeah it's true

That I'm a little bit intense, right

But can you blame me

When you keep me on the fence, like

And I've been waiting

Hoping that you'd wanna text, like

Text like

It's what I was born to do

And yeah it's true

That I'm a little bit intense, right

But can you blame me

When you keep me on the fence, like

And I've been waiting

Hoping that you'd wanna text, like

- Hey!

- Text like

Ugh

And I'm just tryna play it cool now

But that's not what I wanna do now

And I'm not tryna be with you now

You now

But I could be your crush

Like, throw you for a rush, like

Hoping you'd text me

So I could tell you

I been thinking 'bout your touch like

Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch

I could be your

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

I got a fascination

With your presentation

Making me feel like you're on my island

You're my permanent vacation

Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch

I could be your

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

But I could be your crush

Like, throw you for a rush, like

Hoping you'd text me

So I could tell you

I been thinking 'bout your touch like

Touch, touch, touch, touch, touch

I could be your

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

I got a fascination

With your presentation

Making me feel like

You're on my island

You're my permanent vacation

Crush, crush, crush, crush, crush

Sorry