02x06 - Laika Entered a Martial Arts Tournament

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Laika: What lovely weather.

Laika: The laundry should dry quickly today.

Flashback,Azusa: Freeze solid!

Laika: What an embarrassing memory.

Azusa: Bigger harvest than I expected.

Rosalie: Sister, I'm done cleaning my room!

Azusa: Thanks, Rosalie.

Sandra: Isn't this a mild itch mushroom?

Halkara: Yes, it is!

Halkara: Eating them makes you feel tickly all over.

Flatorte: That's one crazy mushroom.

Halkara: They're very rare, Master!

Azusa: Don't you dare put those in our dinner!

Azusa: What's this?

Azusa: Where could Falfa and Shalsha have gone?

Falfa: Mama!

Shalsha: Boo!

Azusa: Hey now, you two!

Shalsha: We surprised you.

Azusa: Mischievous little things!

Falfa: Were you surprised?

Azusa: I sure was!

Fightie: Hello!

Laika: Coming!

Title: I've Been k*lling Slimes for Yearsand Maxed Out My Level Season

Laika Entered a Martial Arts Tournament

Azusa: They're both going hard.

Flatorte: Fairly so. But not hard enough.

Flatorte: The great Flatorte would use her tail in that scenario.

Sandra: Animals are so barbaric.

Sandra: Plants are peaceful.

Sandra: We never hit each other or swing swords around.

Azusa: I don't think I'd want to see a plant do that.

Sandra: So what are those two doing, anyway?

Azusa: Fightie says she's entering a martial arts tournament in Heynt Province.

Azusa: She wanted Laika to spar with her as practice.

Laika: I don't dislike your kind of diligence!

Fightie: Yes! I'm going to win and take home that million gold!

Azusa: Of course it's all about money.

Fightie: All right, Laika, I'm going to come at you for real now!

Fightie: Fightie Style Slime Fist Secret Technique...

Fightie: Low Heavy Kick!

Azusa: Is this a fighting game?!

Fightie: Low Heavy Kick!

Azusa: That's one boring secret technique.

Fightie: Low Heavy Kick!

Fightie: Low Heavy Kick!

Fightie: Low Heavy Kick!

Azusa: And it's cheese, too.

Laika: I will now counter!

Laika: Fire Breath!

Sandra: Fire scares me!

Laika: A-Are you all right?! I did hold back...

Flatorte: Should I chill you with my ice breath?

Fightie: No, I can clear up this little blaze by doing this!

Fightie: Roll, roll. Roll, roll.

Azusa: But, Fightie, there's a hill just past you, so be care—

Fightie: {\an}Roll, roll, roll, roll...

Crack

Laika: Fightie!

Azusa: Are you okay?

Azusa/Laika: Fightie?!

Fightie: It seems I've injured my back.

Fightie: I just can't get back to my original form.

Halkara: So just the slightest bounce turns you back into a slime?

Shalsha: My sister also reverted to a slime when she got a kink in her neck.

Falfa: But I couldn't talk as a slime.

Azusa: That's a good point. Fightie, you can talk, huh?

Fightie: Yeah, I wonder why!

Fightie: Because of my training, I guess!

Sandra: That seems arbitrary.

Rosalie: But what will you do now?

Rosalie: Isn't the martial arts tournament in five days?

Laika: I'm so sorry. If it hadn't been for my flames...

Fightie: No, I'm the one who got careless.

Fightie: Injuries are just part of sparring.

Fightie: It's fine! I'll enter the tournament just like this!

All: What?!

Fightie: There's no rule saying a slime can't enter, after all!

Azusa: You can't, though!

Sandra: The sheer novelty of it will draw unwanted attention to you.

Flatorte: You'll be vanquished in no time.

Fightie: Yes, you're right...

Fightie: But still, that million gold...

Fightie: I sure wish it was million... no, three trillion!

Azusa INT: That number's going up exponentially...

Laika: Very well! I shall lend you a hand!

Laika: I will enter the tournament along with Fightie as "Laika the Slime-Mancer"!

All: What?!

Azusa: I can't believe she was really able to enter as a slime-mancer.

Azusa: Laika says she's only going to keep an eye on Fightie, but...

Flatorte: Yes, but how is Fightie going to fight?

Flatorte: She can't even kick or punch in that form.

Announcer: And now, the third match in the preliminary round will begin!

Gandada: Oh, come on!

Gandada: I'm up against a little girl and a slime? Are you nuts?

Gandada: I always break a bone or two of any opponent I'm up against,

Gandada: but slimes don't have bones, so that's gonna be a problem.

Gandada: I let my guard down and lost in that last tournament,

Gandada: but I'm gonna go all-out this time!

Azusa: Huh? I've seen him somewhere before...

Announcer: Now, Laika the Slime-Mancer versus Gandada!

Announcer: Begin!

Laika: Go!

Gandada: What?! It stretched out?!

Flatorte: It's that attack she used before!

Azusa: Yep, still cheese.

Announcer: The winner: Laika the Slime-Mancer!

Azusa/Flatorte/Laika: Cheers!

Azusa: Congrats on getting past the preliminaries, Fightie!

Flatorte: I'm surprised you can move like that as a slime.

Laika: "I was able to perform a suitably slime-like attack today."

Laika: "I'd like to keep this up tomorrow, too."

Laika: So she says.

Azusa/Flatorte: Huh?

Azusa INT: Why isn't she talking?

Azusa: Aren't you going to eat anything, Fightie?

Laika: "I absorbed nutrients from the dust and sand, so I don't need food."

Laika: "I'll go to bed early tonight so I'll be in top condition tomorrow."

Laika: So she says.

Laika: I'd like to work on my mental focus, as well.

Laika: I'll be turning in for the night.

Laika: Goodnight, Lady Azusa.

Azusa: The way those two are focusing on this tournament,

Azusa: they look like a real slime-mancer and her slime.

Azusa: Don't they, Flatorte?

Azusa: What is it?

Flatorte: Huh?

Flatorte: N-Nothing at all, Master.

Announcer: It's time for the final round in our tournament!

Announcer: First up is the slime-mancer Laika!

Flatorte: So they managed to make it to the final round.

Azusa: By cheesing every fight, but yeah.

Announcer: They'll be facing...

Announcer: the armored knight, Domremy!

Domremy: That cowardly trick you've been using won't work on me!

Domremy: This armor is not so light that a slime can keep me in the air!

Azusa: Wait, isn't wearing armor unfair?

Flatorte: There's no rule saying a competitor can't fight in armor.

Azusa: Well, Laika's using a loophole, too.

Azusa: I guess it's all the same.

Laika: What shall we do, Fightie?

Fightie: It'll be fine! All we need to do is attack!

Announcer: The final round will now begin!

Laika: Go!

Domremy: I'll slice your slime in two!

Domremy: You little pest!

Domremy: That won't work!

Announcer: Oh, dear! Domremy hasn't budged in the slightest!

Announcer: Is there nothing more Laika can do?!

Flatorte: This is not good.

Azusa: What're you gonna do, Laika?

Domremy: What's the matter? Come at me!

Laika: I shall!

Laika: Ultimate slime-mancer technique!

Domremy: You think the same trick will work?!

Azusa: Fightie's doing something to him, isn't she?

Announcer: Laika wins!

Announcer: The winner: Laika the Slime-Mancer!

Flatorte: I'll bet Fightie stuck to Domremy's face so he couldn't breathe.

Azusa: So much for "martial arts."

Text: I've Been k*lling Slimes for Yearsand Maxed Out My Level Season

Fightie: Thanks a bunch!

Fightie: The million gold is mine!

Fightie: Now I can fulfill my greatest dream as a martial artist!

Azusa: You're a walking bundle of materialism.

Azusa: Well, anyway, congratulations.

Flatorte: That match had me on the edge of my seat!

Laika: I learned from it, as well.

Laika: I was genuinely impressed by your strategy, Fightie.

Fightie: Nah, that should be my line!

Fightie: It's thanks to you that I was able to show off the fruits of my daily training!

Fightie: Of course, I have me to thank for dedicating myself to the martial arts, too.

Azusa INT: You didn't care about anything but the money.

Laika: Your daily training?

Fightie: Well, I'm going to set off on a journey to train!

Fightie: Call me if you hear of any more tournaments offering prize money!

Laika: Take care!

Azusa: Honestly...

Azusa: Well, shall we get going... too...

Azusa: Flatorte, you've been looking that way since yesterday. What's out there?

Azusa: Is there something in those mountains?

Flatorte: W-Well, you see...

Azusa: I didn't know your homeland was so close to the martial arts tournament venue!

Flatorte: I haven't been back since you touched my horns.

Azusa: You should've told me.

Flatorte: Well... frankly, I'm not sure I actually want to go there...

Azusa: Why's that?

Flatorte: To Blue Dragons, power is everything.

Flatorte: So everyone in my homeland might regard me as a disgrace since I submitted to you.

Azusa: Well, that definitely hits home.

Flatorte: Oh, but I'm enjoying my life now,

Flatorte: so it's nothing you need to feel bad about.

Flatorte: Also...

Flatorte: Why is Laika coming with us?!

Laika: What's the problem with that?

Azusa: Isn't the Blue Dragons' mountain enemy territory for you?

Laika: Well...

Laika: But... I mean...

Laika: It isn't fair that only Flatorte gets to be with you.

Azusa INT: Aw, she's so cute!

Azusa: I-I-I-It's a little...

Laika: ...c-c-cold.

Flatorte: Well, of course it's cold. There's snow up here!

Flatorte: Now, Master, let's head for my house!

Laika: How is she so comfortable when she's dressed so lightly?

Azusa: I'm starting to see why she always wants to take her clothes off...

Armeshtan: Flatorte! You've come home?

Cainresq: We were so worried!You didn't even contact us!

Cainresq: We heard someone touched your horns.

Flatorte: Y-Yes...

Flatorte: I have come home, but...

Main - Top,Armeshtan: At any rate, we're glad you're well.

Laika: They actually seem like a normal family.

Azusa: Well, I doubt there's a parent out there who wouldn't be happy to have their kid home.

Armeshtan: Hey, don't worry about what happened before.

Armeshtan: You may have lost to a Red Dragon,

Armeshtan: but it's never wrong to take on new challenges.

Armeshtan: It's normal to hit someone who angers you.

Cainresq: That's right! You don't need to regret a thing!

Cainresq: The coward who wouldn't even strike you is the disgrace!

Laika: They're not normal at all!

Azusa: It makes sense for parents like them to have a kid like her!

Flatorte: Let me introduce you to these two.

Flatorte: This is my master, Lady Azusa!

Armeshtan: Ah, so you're the Witch of the Highlands!

Armeshtan: I heard you were strong! Let's find out who's stronger later!

Cainresq: You look slimmer than I expected!

Cainresq: Let's find out who's stronger later!

Azusa INT: Why do I have to do that with people I've only just met?

Flatorte: And this is Laika the Red Dragon.

Laika: Pleased to meet you.

Armeshtan: What?

Cainresq: Laika... the Red Dragon?

Armeshtan: Ah, I see! Sorry our daughter took a swing at you!

Armeshtan: Water under the bridge! Let's find out who's stronger later!

Cainresq: I heard you had great physical strength!

Cainresq: Instead of a fight, let's officially find out who's stronger later!

Laika: Uh-huh...

Azusa INT: They're about as frank as frank gets...

Friend: Hey, Flatorte! You're back!

Friend: So you're Flatorte's master, huh? Let's find out who's stronger!

Friend: How powerful is the Witch of the Highlands?

Friend: Let's find out who's stronger!

Friend: Big Sis! Let's see who's stronger!

Azusa INT: They really do value strength over all else, huh?

Flatorte: Master, it looks like they all want to see your strength.

Flatorte: Would you mind testing your strength against a few of them?

Azusa: What? I really don't want to do that.

Azusa: I don't want bragging rights or anything.

Flatorte: But if you don't beat someone to a pulp now,

Flatorte: they might come to our house in the highlands to test your strength out of boredom.

Azusa: I'll give it all I've got.

Azusa: Is that good enough?

Flatorte: Who's next?

Cainresq: Me!

Cainresq: I want to fight the witch while she's fresh, before she gets tired!

Azusa: "Fresh"? Excuse me?

Cainresq: Now, freeze!

Azusa: You guys only have one attack pattern!

Armeshtan: Been a long time since I've gotten rowdy!

Armeshtan: Prepare yourself, Great Witch!

Flatorte: Well, I don't think there are any worthy opponents left!

Flatorte: My master is the strongest there is!

Azusa: I guess we can wrap this up, then.

Laika: Lady Azusa...

Laika: Please face me next.

Azusa: Laika?

Azusa: Could you tell me why?

Laika: I spend all my time by your side.

Laika: And I have worked diligently as your disciple all this time

Laika: in order to better myself.

Laika: I would like you to see the results of my training now.

Laika: I do not expect to defeat you, of course.

Laika: I simply want to fight.

Laika: And I want to accept a clean defeat so I can move forward!

Azusa: Laika...

Azusa: You're as serious as ever, I see.

Azusa: Okay, then. I won't go easy on you!

Laika: Right!

Laika: I'm ready when you are!

Flatorte: Then let the match begin!

Laika: Here I come, Lady Azusa!

Azusa INT: Laika, this reminds me of the first time you came to my house.

Azusa INT: Because you challenged me to that duel,

Azusa INT: I gained a new family and the happiness I have now.

Azusa: Happiness sure comes from unexpected places, huh?

Azusa: I'm glad your parents and everyone else accepted me, Flatorte.

Flatorte: Yes!

Flatorte: They told me to give my all in service to the strongest of witches!

Azusa: And what are you so down about, Laika?

Laika: I-I'm not down at all!

Laika: I'm just... starting to feel embarrassed

Laika: for having asked such a silly favor of you.

Azusa: Oh?

Azusa: That was the decision you made for yourself in the moment.

Azusa: It's not silly, and it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Azusa: Just keep your chin up and live proud.

Laika: Okay.

Flatorte: Hmph! Challenging her only to get your butt kicked is what's really embarrassing!

Laika: I don't want to hear that from you!

Laika: All you Blue Dragons ever do is challenge others to tests of strength!

Laika: You should live more cultured lifestyles!

Flatorte: Mind your own business!

Flatorte: You can test your strength against me once your injuries have healed!

Laika: Hah! Injuries of this level are the perfect handicap!

Laika: I'll take you on anytime!

Flatorte: Let's fight right now, then!

Laika: Fine by me!

Laika: How brave of you to challenge me to pinpong,

Laika: a sport we Red Dragons have played since ancient times!

Flatorte: I won't lose to you in any event!

Laika: Here I come!

Flatorte: Bring it on!

Flatorte: That's nothing!

Days in the Highlands

Azusa/Falfa/Shalsha: Days in the Highlands!

Flatorte: Hup!

Flatorte: Ha ha! I am the strongest when I fight this way!

Flatorte: I feel nauseous...

Azusa: Yeah, I'd imagine so.

Part

Falfa/Shalsha: Part !

Laika: Here it comes!

Laika: The legendary serve handed down among the Red Dragons!

Flatorte: Bring it on!

Azusa: Dot, dot, dot, dot...